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@trappussy has made a groupchat
@trappussy has changed the name to “please share homework”
@trappussy has added @deuce.spade02, @grimes69, @epelfarmer and @jackhowl
ace: read the gc name
ace: please
ace: pleaaaaase
ace: please i need the homework crewel’s gonna have my head on a stick if i don’t turn it in tomorrow
grim: LOLLLL couldn’t be me! 😹
ace: shut the fuck up ugly cat
grim: IM NOT A CAT IM NOT IMNOTA CTATKSOSBISOWBSSIOSGSGWOSJ
ace: omfg literally whatever
deuce: sorry ace, id help you but i couldn’t fill in the homework either…
ace: you’re so stupid wtf
deuce: hey, cut it out! you didn’t make the homework either
ace: when
deuce: ??
ace: when did i ask
grim: LMAOOO gottem!
ace: so on a serious note does anybody have the homework
jack: Crewel didn’t assign us any homework
epel: really wish i could help you, ace
ace: ugh fine you’ve given me no choice
@trappussy has added @sebek.zigvolt
sebek: Why was I added to this chat?! EXPLAIN AT ONCE, HUMAN!
ace: omfg stop yelling anyways do you have the homework
sebek: Why yes I do.
ace: great! send it over
sebek: And why would I do that? I think it would be very amusing to see you get scolded, actually.
ace: ill tell everybody about your malleus fan account on magicam
sebek: …
sebek: Check your private messages.
jack: Wait what?
deuce: that’s… definitely embarrassing. feel a bit bad for you, dude
sebek: Hngh..! Curse you, Ace Trappola! Mark my words, you will feel my wrath very soon, and it will burn brighter than a thousand suns!
@sebek.zigvolt has left the chat
epel: is he always that…
jack: Loud?
epel: intense
ace: lol yea it’s super funny to watch actually. i have a video of him yelling at somebody for running through the hallways and then he gets scolded by malleus it’s like a dharr man video
deuce: who’s dharr man?
ace: DHARR MAN DEEZ NUTS
deuce: dammit, i fell for it again…
grim: NYAHAHAHAH
epel: yer bein real rude, id watch ma words if a were you…
ace: what the fuck
ace: did you just type out your own accent
ace: actually since when do you talk like a cowboy
epel: not a cowboy, just a southerner. and can we please pretend that never happened
ace: i think not what the actual fuck
grim: i think you’re overreacting
ace: i think you’re ugly
grim: that’s what I said to your mom last night
ace: FUCK YOU LEAVE MY MOM OUT OF THIS
grim: NEVER
ace: im literally going to fistfight you
grim: let’s go pussy
jack: What did I miss I was on my evening run
epel: you go on evening runs?
jack: Yes I like to tire myself out before I go to sleep. I sleep better that way
epel: does it like… help you build muscle?
jack: Yes it helps builds muscles in your legs and arms eventually if you run on all fours.
deuce: who runs on all fours?
deuce: wait.
deuce: i forgot about your wolf form. sorry…
Jack: Its okay. I run on all fours regardless. It helps build arm muscles, strengthens your spinal chord and helps your balance.
deuce: sounds interesting… could i like, join you? if that doesn’t bother you-
jack: Sure
epel: could i join you too..?
jack: Yes but you guys do know you can exercise and work out without me right?
deuce: working out alone is boring though-