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“Hey!” The camera was on a beaming Chay, with bookshelves behind him as the background, "We're currently at a secondhand bookstore that I dragged Kim to; I lost him in the music section and I'm checking out the sci-fi so I decided to try out a tiktok idea I saw recently! Here we go!"
The camera cut to a position where it seemed to be hidden, with the books in Chay's hands being in frame as he was walking past the shelves. In the second row, Kim came into view checking out some records on the shelf infront of him.
"Kim!" Chay called out as he approached the other male. Kim glanced at him briefly, his attention on the box of records he was skimming through.
"Hm?" was his response.
"Can you buy me these books? I forgot my card at home." Just by the tone, it wasn’t hard to tell Chay was pouting at his boyfriend.
Kim froze. Then he frowned. Then he slowly turned to Chay, away from the records, and had a very unimpressed look on his face.
"What?" Chay asked innocently.
Kim huffed, crossing his arms across his chest. "What are our three rules in this relationship?"
"Three rules? What rules?" Chay’s confused voice could be heard asking.
Kim sighed, and then started numbering, "One, I buy you starbucks everyday. Two, I give you cuddles and affection whenever you want. And three, I pay for everything ."
"Uhh-"
"If you talk about paying for yourself again, I’m locking you up at home." Then he took the books from Chay and held them in one of his arms. With the other he continued browsing the records.
The camera cut again, it was in the same position, but now Chay’s arm can be seen loosely linked to Kim’s as he skimmed through the shelves.
"You're the best boyfriend I've ever had." Chay’s voice said in a dreamy tone.
Kim frowned, turning to his boyfriend again, his arm slipping out of Chay’s hold. "I thought I was the only boyfriend you've ever had."
"Right. You are." It didn’t sound convincing at all.
Kim glared at him with suspicion.
Chay sighed, waving him off, "It was a thing in kindergarten, it lasted a day because he wouldn't give me my crayon back -I got over him quick, don’t worry."
Kim looked like he wanted to laugh but also had concern and confusion written over his face.
"Um. Okay. Good to know." He looked so confused, Chay started giggling in amusement -right before the camera cut off.
Comments
Tankhunwatches: Once again, you two make all of us singles feel sad and lonely
→ ChayChay: Sorry T_T
Porschebestbro: Those rules…wow Chay you did really well in choosing your man
→ChayChay: thanks XD
→Porschebestbro: @wik who raised you?? Clearly it wasn't either of your family members
→ Tankhunwatches: Hey!
→ MrLovermanKinn: Hey!
→ DaddyChay: On behalf of their father, I say 'Hey!'
→ Macauwu: DADDY CHAN!
→ ChayChay: DADDY CHAN!
→ Big-boi: What a man *applaud*
→ DaddyChan: Hello
→ Porschebestbro: You guys need to stop simping over him, it's really weird
→ Macauwu: Never
→ Big-boi: No
→ ChayChay: Try and stop us
ChayChay: The way Kim hid my wallet the minute we got home and now I can't find it. I found his pocket knife and that silent gun but not my wallet
→ Wik: You mean my silent pistol? Or my house gun that has a silencer attached to it?
→ ChayChay: …Quiet gun
→ Wik: Really, Chay?
→ ChayChay: <3
→ Wik: Fine. It’s a quiet gun
→ Macauwu: Weak
→ Wik: …Count your days, cousin
→ Macauwu: …So I’m moving
→ MrLovermanKinn: Kim, are you leaving your weapons lying around again?
→ Wik: No, he just finds them
→ Porschebestbro: Pls tell me you took them away from him
→ Wik: I took the gun, but he's holding my pocket knife hostage until I give him back his wallet
→ Porschebestbro: What the fuck goes on at your place??
ChayChay: I have been cheated; he gave me back my wallet and I gave him his pocket knife BUT MY CREDIT CARD IS MISSING
→ Wik: :)
→ Vegas: You both are equally terrifying
→ Pete-rparker: They’re so adorable
→ Porschebestbro: Yeah they're so cute, wish I had a relationship like this
→ MrLovermanKinn: You do have a relationship though??With me??
→ Porschebestbro: Not like theirs though! I have a relationship but not as cute as theirs T_T
→ MrLovermanKinn: I-
→ Pete-rparker: I agree, Vegas isn't that cute and sweet
→ Vegas: why are we always getting dunked on??
→ Macauwu: Lmao ya’ll get dunked on cause apparently Kim's a better boyfriend than you two! That's so funny!
→ Macauwu: Also Chay, I'll buy you books too !!
→ Vegas: I feel like that was a backhanded compliment but I don't think I can prove it
→ ChayChay: Thank you! I want all the books!
→ Wik: …I'll buy you an entire bookstore
→ ChayChay: OMG KIM!
→ Porschebestbro: Kinn why can't you be like that ???
→ Pete-rparker: Yeah, Kim, can you teach Vegas how to be a good bf???
→ Vegas: We're literally just existing
→ Wik: I'd say yes but I don't have the time nor do I want to move -Chay needs his cuddles right now
→ Pete-rparker: I'm-
→ Porschebestbro: Wtf! Everytime I want to cuddle, Kinn says we're too grown up to cuddle??? The fuck???
→ MrLovermanKinn: I-
→ Pete-rparker: YEAH Vegas is too horny to cuddle its so annoying
→ Vegas: I hate it here
→ ChayChay: Omg I really did luck out
→ Wik: What do you mean you lucked out, I'm the one who got you even tho I still think I don't deserve you
→ ChayChay: T_T ily dummy
→ Wik: love you too baby
→ Porschebestbro: I hate them
→ Pete-rparker: ikr the jealousy is real
→ Vegas: …
→ MrLovermanKinn: …
"You don't actually think that do you?" Chay asked, lifting his head from where he was rested against Kim’s shoulder; he was cuddling Kim whilst on the older male’s lap.
Kim shifted in place, avoiding Chay’s eyes.
Chay pouted, hugging Kim close, "You're stupid then. I love you and I'm gonna keep loving you until you get it in your thick head that I love you very fucking much and that you're an idiot for thinking you don't deserve me, you fool." Then he kissed Kim’s cheek.
"...I'm so confused, I've never been lovingly threatened before." Kim commented, looking at Chay with love but also a hint of fear.
"You like it, don't you?" Chay teased.
Kim nodded and hugged Chay close, “I like everything you do.”
"Stupidhead." Chay mumbled against Kim’s skin.
Kim chuckled, "I love you too, Chay."