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“Do you think there are vampires on this server?” Shroud asked Michael, one day while they were at Tommy’s house.
“No idea. Probably, seeing how many special creatures there are here.” Michael answered.
“But who could possibly be a vampire? Not Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo. That’s for sure.”
the two thought for a second. “Maybe Eret.” Michael said.
“Nah, Eret can’t be a vampire. He is too nice. How about… BadBoyHalo?” Shroud answered.
“Bad is a demon you moron.” “Oh yeah. Oops.”
“Maybe we can go out hunting to see who is a vampire? Vampires are scared of the sun and garlic.” Michael suggested.
“Yeah, that should be fun.”
And so the two kids went out to hunt vampires.
“Where are we ever gonna start?” Shroud asked.
“The community house. A lot of people pass through there daily.” Michael answered as he started walking.
The kids hid behind chests and waited for people to pass by. At first, they saw Eret, Puffy, Bad and even Quackity. But they couldn’t be vampires they were all out midday in the full sun.
“There is no way they are vampires. Vampires are mean looking and avoid the sun.”
Then Punz walked into the community house, hood up and hunched over.
The two kids silently looked at each other. “Punz always wears a hood. To cover up from the sun of course.” Shroud whispered.
“Yeah. And he is mostly active at night.”
The two kids slowly followed Punz around. Punz snuck around the SMP, never taking his hood off or turning towards the sun.
It wasn’t until they were in front of Punz’s house that Punz turned around. “You two can come out of hiding. I know you are there.”
“Oh hello, Punz. We are just walking here. It’s okay.” Shroud said.
“Punz, do you like garlic?” Michael asked.
Punz looked at him confused. “No, I don’t like garlic. I am allergic to it in fact.”
Michael looked at Shroud.
“Alright. That’s all we needed to know. Thanks bye!”
The two kids quickly ran away.
“He is for sure a vampire. Look at him!” Shroud said.
“He so is.” Michael said. As they walked, they saw Phil walking towards them.
“PHIL! PUNZ IS A VAMPIRE!” The kids yelled.
“What?” Phil laughed.
“We know it. He hides from the sun, and he is allergic for garlic.”
“Really now. Well, I am sure that vampires don’t exist. Not in this place at least.” Phil said with a smile.
“But we researched it.” Michael said with a pout.
“Alright, alright. How about we research it together tomorrow.”