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Rinnnng. Rinnnng. Rinnnnng.
“Mmm… Hello?” Kiba asks drowsily rubbing at his eyes and wiping a bit of drool off his face. He peeks at the clock its digital red letters say 5:18am.
“KIBA!” Naruto screams into his ear.
Kiba winces moving the receiver away.
“Jeezus Naruto. Why the hell are you calling at fucking 5:18 in the morning!” Kiba groans.
“God Kiba, I fucked up so bad!” Naruto wails into the phone.
“What do you mean?” Kiba questions turning his bedside lamp on.
“Married! Kiba Married! Oh my God! Married! Why me! What did I do!” Naruto babbles loudly.
“Naruto calm down speak slower please.” Kiba commands.
Kiba hears Naruto take a few deep breaths.
“Sometime in the last 12 hours I. Got. Married.” Naruto states in the voice of someone facing their ultimate doom.
Kiba blinks. Then he pinches himself, yep it hurt, so one thing to do.
“Who to?” he asks.
There is a deathly silent pause on the other end of the phone.
“Naruto?” Kiba starts to get worried.
“I don’t know.” Naruto states.