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1. Ready or Not by bookish_bogwitch

   Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Dec 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch/Simon Snow
   • Penelope Bunce & Simon Snow
   • Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch
   • Simon Snow
   • Penelope Bunce
   • Magickal Mishap
   • Getting Together
   • Watford Seventh Year
   • watford era
   • Canon Divergence
   • Oblivious Baz Pitch
   • the Mage is almost wholly absent
   • god that guy is such a drag
   • Porn With Plot
   • i mean i say it’s a plot
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • First Kiss
   • First Time
   • or hundredth time
   • depends how you count
   • Spontaneous Orgasms
   • Body Horror
   • Dubious Consent
   • ish
   • i mean no one gets touched without their consent
   • except for simon’s magic touching baz
   • causing involuntary sexual sensations
   • also mention of sexual assault
   • but solely theoretical
   • while discussing this ridiculous premise’s ethical implications
   • that’s why i didn’t use archive warnings
   • nothing else even remotely applies
   • the only thing to die here is baz’s dignity
   • honestly good riddance
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Surreptitious Sex
   • simon deliberately becomes a parody of himself
   • the minotaur has the patience of a saint
   • and the body of a god
   • his body isn’t mentioned in the story i just thought you should know
   • whitefish salad
   • Bed-sharing
   • waking up hard
   • no-homo dry humping
   • well not all that dry actually
   • baz is a just a firehose of come you guys
   • i don’t think it’s that gross but i’ve lost all perspective
   • abandon all taste ye who enter here
   • Mutual Pining
   • Enemies to human shields to idiots to lovers
   • Hand Jobs
   • magick school dumpster diving
   • Anal Fingering
   • POV Surprise Cameo
   • And finally some domestic fluff
   • just kidding there's also a bit of
   • Motorboating

   Summary

   Fulfilling this prompt:

   NSFW magickal mishap based on the spell Come at once if convenient. If inconvenient come all the same. It causes the target to sporadically orgasm, at random and without warning.

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