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Charlotte had an assignment due in her creative writing class and she was struggling with it. How hard could it be to write a haiku? Five, seven, five. Easy. Right? She’d put it off, telling herself she did her best work under pressure. But then the jackass new guy next door – Sidney – awoke her, hammering something into their shared bedroom wall. Who whips out the tools first thing in the morning?!
So, she went to confront him… and wound up killing two birds with one stone:
It’s rudely early!
That is what she meant to say.
Instead, she fucked him.
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