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In every messed romance there is a chicken, but not just any chicken, a super cool chicken. It's owner is Mycroft and the chicken is a magical chicken that can talk and watch TV and all it did was walk around saying 'sheriarty' as in the ship between Sherlock Holmes and Jim Moriarty.
The chicken was walking around the royal castle followed by a guard and treated like a queen. The chicken was just rambling on while the guard kept a straight face, though a moment later the peace was interrupted and a grey metal being crashed through Buckingham palace being tackled by a red and blue robot. The grey bot pushed the red and blue bot off and looked into the eyes of the chicken, instantly falling in love- however the eyes of the chicken were quickly blocked by the body of the royal guard.
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Starscream looked into the optics-eyes as the organics called them, and growled when the beautiful orange eyes were blocked by a red uniform. He snarled as he squished the pathetic human into a pancake. The chicken squawked and backed up feeling scared.
Starscream froze seeing the chickens reaction, he didn't want to scare the one he loved, he gently moved his hand to pick up the chicken. He then glared at his enemy Optimus Prime, Optimus was watching what was going on, a Decepticon showing love at all was out of his comfort zone, and so he backed up a bit. Starscream stood up, put the chicken into his carrying hold and fled.
Starscream landed in the desert and opened his carrying hold and took out the chicken. "You are mine, although you may not be able to talk, i will forever treasure the squawks you make. I will love you forever and the day you die shall be the day I offline." With that he sat down and stared at the lowering sun.