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What You Deserve

Summary:

Based on Mo Dao Zu Shi's anime episode that Lan Zhan is drunk because of Wuxian's persistense, and now it's time for the man to deal with the consequences of his actions.

Notes:

This is just a fart kink fic, because I think mdzs's fandom is lacking from this kind of stuff, so, here I am!

But don't be an asshole.
If you don't like it, don't read it. No need to be rude.
If you are curious, well, you're welcome! Hope you enjoy it <3

If you are here just for the horny, hello, it's ok, you don't need to know nothing to read it.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

A drunk Lan Zhan is taking Wei Wuxian with his hands tied with his own bandana, saying he will punish him for getting him drunk. The other one is curious, and asks what punishment it would be, in a funny tone of voice. Wangji abruptly stoped and forced the other man to kneel, lifts the robe and tucks him under the cloth, forcing him to face his bare ass.

"Lan Zhan, what-?"

He was going to question, but he noticed the other one bend forward, which brought his ass closer to the flushed Wuxian's face.

*Ppfffft*

If he hadn't been so close, he probably wouldn't have heard, but suddenly the strong smell of sulfur filled his nostrils, leaving him really dizzy from the terrible odor. Who would have thought that the most elegant Mr. Hanguang, one of the most powerful cultivators and heir to the Gusu clan, would own the most putrid gases in the world?

"Ugh! Wangji...? What...?" he complained.

His answer was a little laugh, followed by a short sigh.

*Ppfffffft*

"You wanted to fill me up with sake, didn't you?" Lan Zhan said in his typical calm voice, but with an amused smile on his lips. "Then deal with it."

*Ppfffffffffft*

"Lan Zhan, ah... *Cough*... Please..." asked Wei, eyes watering from the power of the silent blasts that the other unleashed right in his face.

Lan Zhan laughed and replied, "Oh...? Ok... Ngh..."

*Ppfffft* *Ppft* *Pppfftt*

"As you wish..."

Wei Wuxian was about to protest, but he felt his body lay on its side on something soft, next to Lan Zhan's body, who had also laid down on the mattress, keeping Wei's hand restraints secure.

"You embarrassed me in front of the others by leaving me in this state."

Wangji spoke, still in his calm but slightly amused tone.

"So I'm going to keep you by my side tonight, as a guarantee that you won't do anything else, and at the same time, you'll be perfectly safe."

*Ppfffft*

Wuxian coughed as he felt more hot air fill the already thick air inside Lan Zhan's robe, shuddering at the even more horrible smell.

"Wangji, come on... Stop... With... That... Ah!"

*Ppfffffffft*

"Good night, Wei Ying."

Notes:

I wished I could make it bigger and better, but I think it's good for a ~snack~? Maybe I'll come back later with a more complete ~meal~ hehehe