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"Hey, Red, what's the rush?" Red heard from behind him as he was about to step off of the S. S. Anne. He turned his head to see Green walking towards him.
He had just defeated Green a few minutes ago. Certainly he didn't want another battle already?
Green seemed to follow his train of thought, and raised his hands. "No, I'm not looking for a fight," he said. "I just wanted to tell you..." he leaned in close, so that his mouth was almost brushing Red's ear. "J'aime ton chapeau," he said.
Red jumped and pulled away, looking at him with confusion. Green smirked and reached up, tugging the brim of Red's cap. "Mais je l'aimerai mieux si tu l'enleverai," he purred.
Red backed away, his expression changing to annoyance, but Green grabbed his arm before he could get any further. "Vens-y avec moi," Green said. He waited for a response, but Red just glared at him. "You should stay," Green translated, rolling his eyes. "I told you to pay more attention in French class, loser. Anyway, come on, it'll be fun."
Red twisted free of Green's grip and hurried down the gangplank back to shore.
"Te sentir plus tard," he heard Green call after him, but he didn't look back.