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  1. Kids These Days by

    Fandoms: The Avengers (2012)  

    25 Jun 2012

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    The Avengers are turned into kids by a soft-science de-aging serum, silliness ensues.
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    "WHO THE HELL HAD THE BRIGHT IDEA TO GIVE CLINT BARTON A BOW AND ARROW?"

    "It's just nerf sir." One of the agents says, looking nervous.

     "It's annoying as hell that's what it is. " Fury says, tugging yet another suction cup tipped mini arrow from the back of his head. "When I said I wanted him to come out of his shell, I didn't mean like this. He's got it in his head that he's some sort of Robin Hood, except instead of stealing from the rich, he just shoots arrows at my damn head."

    As if on cue an arrow promptly sticks itself between Fury's narrowed eyes.

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