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CatKid started a server

CatKid added TheHero to the group

CatKid: Hey uwu

TheHero: Don't bloody talk to me if your gonna say that 'word'

CatKid: Yo're*

TheHero: I hate you

CatKid: wanna play animal crossing

TheHero: no

CatKid: pls

TheHero: no.

CatKid: Your so weird just play ac with me

TheHero: I hate you more then anyone else

CatKid: Green beans $10000 :(

TheHero: But why. I get that I tried to kill you and all but do I deserve this

CatKid: Its the only exeption

CatKid added Conductor to the group

CatKid: hi gramps can u use ur phone or no

TheHero: Why did you add this boomer?

CatKid: bruh thats my grandma shut your

TheHero: He's a bad guy though and he's gonna swear

CatKid: ur mom

Conductor: my mom is dead

CatKid: oh

TheHero: sorry

Conductor: what is this cord why is it copying me

CatKid: Are you using vc???

Conductor: what is vee sea oh no oh peck my toe hell peck pecan gjmchtcn my ohpne

CatKid: same ngl

Conductor: too shay

TheHero: please just text normally with voice chat?

Conductor: My phonee has a suck-shin-cup this is cool. I don' t knoe wgy i waited so .lng to get one

TheHero: A SUCK-SHIN-CUP????

Conductor: It'svawesome

TheHero: Please learn how to type

Conductor: WATCH YOUR MOUTH LASSO

Conductor: LASSY

TheHero: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SWORE, OLD MAN

Conductor: I like cash you nuts

TheHero: ???

Conductor: sorry i put the voice chat on on accidental and my daughter was asking if i wanted cashews or walnuts

TheHero: Actually cashews are my favorite can I have some?

Conductor: ok

CatKid: guys can I add my dad to the gc

TheHero: Dad???

CatKid: You wouldn't know yours left

TheHero: that was uncalled-for. My family died and I had to learn how to live alone

Conductor: I know what it feels like to siffer im sorry for your loss

TheHero: its fine, I hardly remember them anyway

CatKid: wanna watch yo gabba gabba

TheHero: the heck is wrong with you?

CatKid: everything :3

Conductor: What is this cord anyway

TheHero: A chat site? You have an account don't you?

Conductor: my daughter made me

TheHero: ohhh makes sense I guess

CatKid: Guys can we watch Jimmy neutron

TheHero: shut up please.

CatKid: It's a me. Mario. :/

Conductor: Is he the blue hedgehog

CatKid: Chris Pratt. Smh.

CatKid added Dadtcher to the group

TheHero: Oh screw this. I will NOT be in a gc with him.

Dadtcher: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS! YOU BLEW IT! I WILL RULE THIS SERVER!

CatKid: look at your name :)

Dadtcher: Okay peck you.

TheHero: Don't swear at her.

Dadtcher: @TheHero peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck

Conductor: I like this guy dadtcher want to get a bear

Dadtcher: im dead, idiot

Conductor: so am i but i still drink

Dadtcher: okay fair point im down

TheHero: NO SWEARING IN GENERAL

CatKid: we only have a general dumby

Dadtcher: I'm changing my name btw you suck idiot

Dadtcher changed his name to ChaosGod

ChaosGod: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM IN POWER

TheHero: I pecking hate you.

Conductor: I want a new name to ill ask my daughter

Conductor changed his name to DJGroovesHate

CatKid: but why

DJGroovesHate: hah take that grooves

CatKid: poopy beans ur stuped

ChaosGod: Damn are Canadian people gone yet?

TheHero: WTF!? How could you talk like that? Hat Kid, ban him!

ChaosGod: Damn, y'all here someone complaining?

DJGroovesHate: Sounds like dj poo

CatKid: so mature wow

TheHero: But you said a poo joke not that long ago, Hat Kid.

ChaosGod: Hey @DJGroovesHate send me your adress so we can go to the bar im bored af and wanna steal some drunk peoples souls

DJGroovesHate: yea lets go and we can talk bad about the pepple we hate

ChaosGod: Vanny is getting all the hate

DJGroovesHate: And DJ groooooves

DJGru added himself to the chat

DJGru: I heard you were talking shit about me, Conductor, Darling?

DJGroovesHate: WHAT THE PECK

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DJGrooveshate: HOW DID YOU FIND ME

DJGru: I have my ways, darling.

CatKid: How did you add yourself to the chat??

DjGru: Very good question, but first... what is love?

CatKid: Love is advice from a baby pidgon

TheHero: Love is when you lay awake at night thinking about them and your future together

ChaosGod: It's a chemical reaction that losers feel.

DJGroovesHate: What is loveee baby don huert me

DjGru: Alright Conductor darling, you win.

DJGroovesHate: Sucker

DjGru: Nevermind. Now change your name.

DJGroovesHate: no

DjGru: Do it or else.

DJGroovesHate: im cooler then yoiu

TheHero: This is pointless! This whole chat is just gonna be nonestop arguing! It's awful. Awful!

CatKid: yaaaaaaaaay chaos

ChaosGod: For 1nce I agree with you

DjGru: @CatKid be a dear and change Conductor's name?

DJGroovesHate: NO I LOVE ME NAME LIKEV INLOOVDE ME TRAIn

CatKid: k

CatKid changed DJGroovesHate's name to OhioGrandpa

ChaosGod: I'm from Ohio I feel offended.

CatKid: good

DjGru: That is a name for sure, darling

OhioGrandpa: HOUWBDARE YOU FI

CatKid: L + bozo + ratio + fatherless + no bitches + boomer + cringe

DjGru: based

TheHero: Hat kid! That is so rude of you to say to your grandpa!

CatKid: wait guys lemme invite some people brb

ChaosGod: Who is it now? Obama

OhioGrandpa: politics you say

ChaosGod: I am politics old man

CatKid added HamiltonKnockOff and QueenSweetheart to the chat.

ChaosGod: who the peck are they

CatKid: oh don't worry Snatcher, you'll get along great UwU

HamiltonKnockOff: Excuse me, I understand fully that I'm a lawyer, but being referred to as a "Hamilton knock-off" can be quite insulting. Please change my name.

DjGru: Oh my god

ChaosGod: IS THIS WHO I THINK IT IS??? BUT HOW?

TheHero: Am I missing something?

CatKid: It's Snatcher's Skinsona get with the times

TheHero: Excuse me

ChaosGod: THE HELL IS A SKINSONA

CatKid: like a fursona but human flesh

QueenSweetheart: My Prince who are these people?

HamiltonKnockOff: I'm sure they aren't anybody of relevance, my Queen.

ChaosGod: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL ME

CatKid: no

OhioGrandpa: I made corn dog

CatKid: This is the kinda positvity we need people not Ned Fulmer

HamiltonKnockOff; What is a "Ned Fulmer"?

CatKid: this salad cheats on its wife

QueenSweetheart: WHO'S CHEATING!?

DjGru: This salad obviously.

ChaosGod started a private chat with HamiltonKnockOff

ChaosGod: Dude, dump Vanessa. Trust me, she's awful

HamiltonKnockOff: No

ChaosGod: That was expected.