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    Jade and John have always been the best of friends, before Sburb and afterward. Now they're seniors in college, and Jade needs a small favor from the best of all possible Egberts.

    GG: its been a long dry spell!!!
    GG: no time for boyfriends or girlfriends or trollfriends or any kind of horizontalfriends!!!
    GG: i was thinking about a fusion-powered vibrator but then i thought of you!!!!
    EB: ...
    EB: thanks for the compliment.
    EB: i guess.

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