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Jade and John have always been the best of friends, before Sburb and afterward. Now they're seniors in college, and Jade needs a small favor from the best of all possible Egberts.
GG: its been a long dry spell!!!
GG: no time for boyfriends or girlfriends or trollfriends or any kind of horizontalfriends!!!
GG: i was thinking about a fusion-powered vibrator but then i thought of you!!!!
EB: ...
EB: thanks for the compliment.
EB: i guess.
