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"Dead? What do you mean I'm dead?" Jade was slowly realizing that she was definitely doing fine in the breathing department despite being however many feet underwater. Or she wasn't breathing at all and doing fine. Either way, it was fucked up but physiologically she was fine with it. Or she wasn't even physio—
"Holy squid, you really are dumb. Were you not there? You were standing on this... weird plank." Some wild arm movements to try and represent measurements. "Then you weren't. And you hit a rock. With your face."
"That was a dream!" Of course! Jade had a eureka moment. "This is a dream! Oh my god, I'm lucid dreaming now! This is all fake!" Jade let out a cheer and began to swim upward.
"Hey! Hey! Nope! Reality! Turtley real! Where are you going? Do you wanna see the sharks eat your corpse? I was gonna check that out! But it's probubbly this way! By the rocks! Where you busted your head open!" She groaned. Humans.