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1. And then he went to work (And then he never returned) by Culdefinco (Warmalade)

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Gen
   • Complete Work

   31 Oct 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Bofur (Tolkien)/Original Male Character(s)
   • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies)
   • Bilbo Baggins & Bofur
   • Original Human Character(s)
   • Bofur (Tolkien)
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Gandalf | Mithrandir
   • Bombur (Tolkien)
   • Bifur (Tolkien)
   • Eru Ilúvatar
   • Fíli (Tolkien)
   • Kíli (Tolkien)
   • Thorin's Company
   • Modern Character in Middle Earth
   • Modern Boy in Middle Earth
   • Dwarf/Human Relationship(s)
   • Gandalf is Helpful
   • Bisexual Character(s)
   • Casual Fan in Arda
   • Emotionally Constipated Thorin
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
   • POV Alternating
   • Eru has a speaking role
   • lots of cussing
   • Safe for Gandalf fans
   • Temporary Character Death
   • Fíli gets some spotlight
   • mentioned Arwen/OMC
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Thorin gets cut 0 slack
   • Includes the Botfa
   • Strangers to Friends to Lovers
   • OMC is basically a chav
   • Canon Divergence
   • Silm lore

   Summary

   Adam was about to start his morning shift when he fainted. And awoke, dizzy and nauseous, in a field.

   It looked like something out of that flick he'd seen last night. With the dwarves.

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   Adam -self-proclaimed Short Legend and Worker of Retail- is sent to Middle Earth by some higher power, to aid in a quest he knows little to nothing about.

   Why? Well, because sometimes the unexpected is just what is needed to get things right.

   Language:

   English

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