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Nile: "So, why did Joe scream like a little girl last night?"
Joe: "I don't want to talk about it."
Andy: "Joe saw a spider."
Nile: "You're scared of spiders? You, who have fought against armies, are scared of spiders."
Joe: "I don't want to talk about it."
Booker: "But I would love to talk about it. Joe's fear of spiders started on a dark night when he encountered a tarantula while peeing."
Andy: "It was a fun dance he did while trying to get rid of the tarantula in his curls."
Booker: "True, but the way Nicky chased after Nicky was hilarious."
Joe: "It's still not funny."
Joe looks at Nicky for some help.
Nicky: "As I recall it, Joe's dancing destroyed your last bottle of whiskey, Book and Andy."
Joe: "That I would love to talk about."
Booker: "Not me. It wasn't funny."
Andy: "What he said."