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Welcome to the Dairy Mcqueen server
Kaeya added 4 user
Kaeya changed nicknames of 4 users
Kaeya changed their name to Cryo_no_Crylord
☆laugh_or_die☆: What is this? Why, we already have a dis sever
☆laugh_or_die☆: why my name like this
shortie•be•looking•bad: it basically true tho
《R34_machine》: I was doing something important
♧got_the_goods¿: what is so important that you do anyways
《R34_machine》: your mom
♧got_the_goods¿: you wished cause you ain't doing your grandma
《R34_machine》: what
Wait
Fuck
♧got_the_goods¿: exactly
☆Mr.Glowup◇: lmao
☆laugh_or_die☆: why are u here
☆Mr.Glowup◇: why not
☆laugh_or_die☆: but why
☆Mr.Glowup◇: why not tho
Plus what did I ever do
Cryo_no_Crylord: MY BROTHERS WELCOME TO OUR HUMBLE ABDO SO STOP YOUR SHIT
《R34_machine》: but why are we really here tho
Everyone: ^
Cryo_no_Crylord: shush I am getting there
☆Mr.Glowup◇: get to the point
Everyone: ^
♧got_the_goods¿: but wait first
♧got_the_goods¿ changed Cryo_no_Crylord name to ice_ice_maybe
ice_ice_maybe: Bruh
♧got_the_goods¿: continue
ice_ice_maybe: wow fine but You all know how everyone has their own food thing except for us.
《R34_machine》: oh darn that KFC thing and pizza hut thing
♧got_the_goods¿: don't forget the cafe and Boba one
☆Mr.Glowup◇: true but didn’t xiao and albedo got one
ice_ice_maybe: TRUEEE and you all didn’t invite us.
《R34_machine》: wait I can explain
shortie•be•looking•bad: Yall were busy and cyno you were busy with colliel and your mans
☆laugh_or_die☆: 凸 ( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)凸 I was still available
《R34_machine》: You become available when you sort out your problems
☆Mr.Glowup◇: But doesn’t everyone here have problems
《R34_machine》: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ then men's problems
♧got_the_goods¿: again doesn’t everyone have relationship problems
☆Mr.Glowup◇: expect us, we single
♧got_the_goods¿: the solo life for life
☆Mr.Glowup◇: the bachelor life
ice_ice_maybe: OK we get it, Back to the topic ignoring that 2 people here had a food thing
shortie•be•looking•bad: ಠ_ಠ
ice_ice_maybe: I proposed a new thing, Dairy Mcqueen, the better dairy queen with all of use selling icecream and other stuff
☆laugh_or_die☆: Ngl I kinda like it, it's free ice cream
Everyone: ^
ice_ice_maybe: See we will make big bucks
♧got_the_goods¿ : Ayee more money = more games and paying for Netflix
☆laugh_or_die☆: you all pay for Netflix?
《R34_machine》: CYNO BREAKS THE LAWS
☆Mr.Glowup◇: YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS
♧got_the_goods¿: MY BROTHER IS ARMS YOU JOINED THE PIRTARE CREW WITHOUT TELLING THE CAPTAIN
ice_ice_maybe: Cyno growing up (╥﹏╥) my child is growing up
shortie•be•looking•bad: ♪┏(・o･)┛♪┗ ( ･o･) ┓♪┗ (･o･ ) ┓♪
☆laugh_or_die☆: Wow I did not even say anything like that
ice_ice_maybe: Don’t lie like you ain’t doing that
☆laugh_or_die☆: well yes but I also use Tignairngirs and Al ham shared account
《R34_machine》: they have a shared account?!
☆laugh_or_die☆: yes they say it is cheaper that way, but you know Nextflix doesn’t have everything
shortie•be•looking•bad: True like stop getting rid of the good stuff
☆Mr.Glowup◇: I love how we go off topic but sorry to shatter the fun but we have a chem test tmrw
《R34_machine》: I am ready
shortie•be•looking•bad: Same I have been studying with Zhongli for the past week
☆laugh_or_die☆: ^ me but with Al ham cause he wants some help with book carrying
ice_ice_maybe: damn I almost forgot
♧got_the_goods¿: But are you ready
ice_ice_maybe: Not really so I have to cram tonight
《R34_machine》: and you were trying to make a restaurant
ice_ice_maybe: aye yo it was for a project for entrepreneurship claas
shortie•be•looking•bad: so you were trying to make us do your homework
ice_ice_maybe: Nah I wouldn't do that to you guys, I just wanted to make some money on the side to fund something
☆Mr.Glowup◇ : I still want to do it ngl lie it can fund some projects I want to do
☆laugh_or_die☆ : I can get new gear
♧got_the_goods¿: So we still all in
Everyone: ^
Gyno Bett then you all meet at my dorm cause I got food and Kaeya go study
♧got_the_goods¿: I come and help Kae but keep updating in chat.
☆laugh_or_die☆: k so See you all