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In a dim lit alley, Hosonaga found something, or someone, inecredible. A clown. And it was staring at him. "Lego Joker?" he mumbled.
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"fuck off," Lego Joker said. "I am totally fine."
"But you do not look fine," HOsonaga said the the cru
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crushing truth. Lego Joker was stunned. It was true, he and Lego Batman just had a fight and Lego Joker was not coping well. He "hated" him so much, he can't let him go. Hosonaga
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was an inspector, and therefore decided to inspect the situation with a fine-tooth comb and figure out the relationship troubles between Lego Joker and Lego Batman.
Speaking with Lego Batman, Hosonaga tried to cut immediately to the heart of the issue.
"Why did you fight with Lego Joker?" he asked, staring Lego Batman down with a firey loo
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k.
"Because he was trying to steal all the money from the LEGO City bank." said LEGO Batman.
"Understandable," said Hosonaga, and coughed. However since LEGO is rated E for Everyone no blood came out.
"Robbery is a serious crime."
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"Anyways, the weather is pretty nice today." Lego joker said
"Where are you going with this?" Hosonaga is so confused
"It would be awful if... I rained on your parade"
"What?"
Lego Joker escaped the inspector's sight. HE GOT AWAY AGAIN. poor hosonaga, his salary will be cut again and he won't get meds for his tuberculosis.
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Rather than continue to pursue the escaped Lego Joker, Hosonaga decided to just give up and get a piece of cheese, as a treat.
Lego Joker elsewhere impatiently tapped his foot. Where was that detective? They were supposed to make a whole game out of this cat and mouse chase. Hosonaga couldn't have possibly given up... right?
No, of course not. This was just going to give him more prep time. He began to cackle.
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He planned out several elaborate scooby-doo-style traps. Mostly of them would kill anyone trapped slowly and very very painfully. The LEGO™️ Joker giggled even more as he watched a vat of acid bubble.
Elsewhere, Hosonaga continued to eat what was now an entire 4 by 4 foot, wheel of cheese.
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He enjoyed his 4x4 foot cheese wheel blissfully ignorant of the traps Lego Joker was setting for him. When he finished he got up and headed to the warehouse in which the Lego Joker was waiting for him. Hosonaga walked into the warehouse and somehow, miraculously, missed every single one of the scooby-doo-style traps Lego Joker had set. It was like roadrunner and that cayote except Hosonaga was the roadrunner and Lego Joker was that ca
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yote. When the clown charged at him again, Hosonaga ran in a silly manner, hiding behind a large box. When Lego Joker caught up, he stepped on an obviously drawn piece of floor, a bad circle making it apparent. Something launched behind the cardboard boxes and a large laser was now pointing at him. "Sayonara," Hosonaga spoke and shot him to dust.