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It was a cold night and Kay Faraday, the Great Yatagarasu, was breaking into a certain celebrities house in pursuit of the truth.
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then a portal opened up. it shat MARIO VOICED BY CHRIS PRATT OMG WHAT. "CHIRS PRATT HOLY SHIT" kay exclaimed "It's me Mario Chris Pratt and i am here to take
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you on the adventure of a lifetime!" chris pratt voiced by mario yelled. "Are you ready to go to hollywood!"
kay faraday thought for a moment, "chris pratt voiced by mario, aren't you like uh a sussy little guy?"
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"Don't worry about that, I am not sussy, I am totally normal," Chris Pratt voiced by Mario responded.
"Okay, I trust you. I would love to go to Hollywood with you!" Kay screamed excited. "Let's go!"
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They "borrowed" Edgworth's red car, courtesy of Kay. Chris was guding her around "And this-a is where the oscars are held."
"Ohh interesting" said Kay "Let's steal one"
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"UwU, I can'ta wait to get to-a myself-a Oscar, I deserve one."
Gleefully they hatched their plan as they got out of Edgeworth's 'borrowed' car as to how they would masterfully steal that Oscar. It was as good as theirs already.
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Chris Pratt immersed himself in the crowd of rich hollywood people while Kay Faraday was stealthing up the roof. While on the roof, however, she ran into Will Smith, (voiced by Luigi) who was also trying to sneak into the ceremonies.
"If you hold onto the other end of this rope," proposed Kay, "I'll get an oscar for you as well."
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"Mamma Mia, Miss Kay," Will Smith (voiced by luigi) exclaimed. "I want-a that oscar so bad, but everyone likes-a Chris much more."
Kay snickered. "Alright, I am going to jump in"
Luigi grabbed the rope tightly and Kay jumped through an opening into the building. Getting Will an Oscar was the most important part.
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Kay ran into the Oscar storage room, desperate to find the Oscar and steal it before they could award it to Chris Pratt (voiced by Mario).
Will Smith (voiced by Luigi) stared on expectantly, but simultaneously hiding behind a large storage shelf for concealment. Kay spotted the Oscar and deftly swept it up in her arms, doing several backflips and landing perfectly next to Will Smith (voiced by Luigi).
"I have the Oscar," she said, smirking and looking over to him.
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"Good'a job Kay! Now Chris Pratt wont'a be able to get that'a Oscar!" They high fived and jumped into a giant green pipe that magically appeared out of the ground just then. Halfway through the pipe though there was an issue. Will Smith (voiced by Luigi) turned on Kay and violently pushed her into the wall of the pipe. "What the hell Will Smith (voiced by Luigi)!!?" Kay cried out. "I'm'a sorry Kay but I need'a that Oscar! Its'a mine and I deserve it!" At that moment Will Smith (voiced by Luigi) grabbed at the Oscar, but Kay held on tight. She wouldn't let go and when they flew out of the pipe on the other side they struggled on the ground. They had come out in a lava zone magically and the only thing Kay could do was to push Will Smith (voiced by Luigi) into the lava, killing him.