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Kisaragi Tomi: Hello, and welcome back to another livestream! We’re currently - ack - fighting deimos who are attempting to take over the world -
Ogata Nenji: Oi, what the hell are you doing?
Kisaragi Tomi: - though the world is uh, basically - Megumi, duck! - it’s a hologram? Sort of? It’s complicated, but anyways, today we’re - ouch, Jesus! That one hurt!
Takamiya Yuki: What the hell does th-
Kisaragi Tomi (strained): I’m trying to keep myself sane -
Minami Natsuno: What’s a livestream?
Kisaragi Tomi: (pause) A livestream is - oh my god this is such a weird thing to exp-
Gouto Renya: Focus on the battle, everyone. We cannot lose this one.
Amiguchi Shu: Well, technically we can’t lose any of them.
Fuyusaka Iori: Gouto-senpai, let her talk please? It’s sort of soothing to hear - I’m going in!
Gouto Renya: It’s counterproductive and distracting -
Yakushiji Megumi: I agree with Fuyusaka-san.
Kisaragi Tomi: Yes! I knew I could -
Kurabe Juro: Uh, guys, sorry to interrupt the moment, but -
Shinonome Ryoko: We need aerial support.
Kurabe Juro: Yeah, that.
Takamiya Yuki: On it!
Kisaragi Tomi: Anyway, we’re fighting these - yikes - these deimos and let me tell you, I really hate the apsos. Those are - ugh - the worst, seriously.
Miura Keitaro: Natsuno-san, please direct a missile to the drum mine!
Hijiyama Takatoshi: (indistinct)
Minami Natsuno: Sure, Miura-kun!
Kisaragi Tomi: Also, we’re currently waiting for news from me that’s from an alternate universe… sort of.
Sekigahara Ei: Iori, you’re -
Fuyusaka Iori: Ah - thanks for the warning!
Amiguchi Shu: Personally I hate the - gah - high quads.
Kisaragi Tomi: Honestly it’s really weird because it’s like timelines but not really and -
Ogata Nenji: Hey, watch out!
Kisaragi Tomi: -aaack! Thanks, Ogata-kun!
Ogata Nenji: (indistinct) sure.
Kisaragi Tomi: Well, Miyuki Inaba is like me if I was an idol but she’s a robot?
Hijiyama Takatoshi: Gh- damnit, I’m out of commission!
Miura Keitaro: It’s alright, we’ll cover for you!
Kisaragi Tomi: Also she’s more real than me, somehow. And she - oh sh- Shinonome-senpai!
Yakushiji Megumi: I’m almost charged up again, I - urgh -
Sekigahara Ei: It’s okay, I’ll keep the surrounding deimos busy until you’re ready. Ryoko-san, are you -?
Shinonome Ryoko: I…I’m…(indistinct).
Sekigahara Ei: Ryo-
Yakushiji Megumi: There! I’ve created a shield.
Hijiyama Takatoshi: I’m back in action. Where should I move?
Takamiya Yuki: Nat-chan’s area needs some backup!
Hijiyama Takatoshi: On my way there!
Fuyusaka Iori: Ah - does anyone have a shield available? It’s-
Kurabe Juro: I’ll be fine! I just need to - I have to get back up -
Amiguchi Shu: Now isn’t the time to be stubborn, man.
Kurabe Juro: I -
Gouto Renya: Incoming wave of aerial deimos, be on your guard.
Kisaragi Tomi: Goddamnit, I’m not sure how much longer we can - urgh!
Amiguchi Shu: Kisaragi?
Kisaragi Tomi: I don’t think I can take another hit like that one -
Ogata Nenji: Go on defence, damnit!
Kisaragi Tomi: I can’t! I - I have to help, or we’ll -
Yakushiji Megumi: Tomi.
Kisaragi Tomi: But -
Yakushiji Megumi: You promised we’d get crepes together after, remember?
Kisaragi Tomi: (pause, inhale) -okay. Yeah. Okay. So, thanks for tuning in today, I’m gonna go kick some deimos butt and stay alive, ‘kay? I’ll - see you all after the fight.
Amiguchi Shu: (inaudible, laughter)
Kisaragi Tomi: (inaudible) -m signing out!
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