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No Fucking on the Job

Summary:

Arthur and Talon tend to take their bedroom activities outside the bedroom, like Cafe Uzumaki for example. The boss has a talk with both of them about their habit.

 

Let's hope this summary is better than the last

Notes:

I had horny thoughts but too tired to write smut so now we have this one shot lmao. My friend ofc giving me more ideas so we have a shit ton of stories we wanna write but school is kicking our asses :D

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Talon and Arthur were a couple with a pretty high libido. So of course once they got together they've fucked in some interesting places. For example, a week after they got together they fucked in the cafe bathroom.

It scared Atsushi from the Armed Detective Agency that he ran back to his table clearly wishing he never walked in Talon bending Arthur over the sink and ramming into him like a ragdoll.

Another example was fucking in the ADA bathroom after Talon got so pent up and jumped Arthur because he couldn't wait till they got home.

Poor Raven who caught them was traumatised and couldn't look at either in the eye for a few days.

So we have many more examples where they both didn't give enough of a fuck to keep it down in the cafe. Even walking out perfectly clean and cleaning up their mess that still doesn't erase the noise they made.

Which leads us to now, in one of the employee only rooms.

Arthur who's clothing is perfect yet had a flush to his entire body. His legs trembling slightly, like they were injured in some way. Or railed into next morning.

Next was Talon who opposed to his boyfriend looked perfect with almost no hair out of place.

Almost because if you look at his side windows you can see a couple of light scratches. Obviously coming from his boyfriend and clearly visible.

"so, I'm sure you're at least somewhat aware on why both of you are here." The manager explains in his usual kind tone.

Both shared a look. "I personally have no problem with both of your newfound relationship. I'm glad to see both of you finally getting along."

"so is this about our relationship?" Talon raised an eyebrow. "somewhat. While we have no problem with both of you dating we have a problem with both of you going to the bathroom for intercourse."

Arthur went redder than a tomato at the words before averting his eyes. Talon had no shame as he simply blinked at him.

"its nice to see your relationship developing further. However, from now non of your bedroom activities are permitted while on working hours." The man simply said, giving a pointed stare, mostly at Talon who still seems to have no shame.

"of course. We promise, sir." Talon smiled, thought, the manager can already tell he was plotting by that mischievous expression.

They were allowed to continue working. Arthur to working behind the counter because he had a limp to his walk.

Talon had a slight skip in his step as he took orders and served customers.

He would, of course do his best to find a loop hole in that rule purely out of fun.

So this wouldn't be the last time the duo would fuck in the cafe.

Notes:

So I hope you like my I think crack fic. I should add more things about me and my friends oc's. I haven't written Talon's profile but I have how he looks like, I should post it here like a fic or something. Anyways, the other new character mention is my friends oc Raven Hallows, I'll show them the next time I write about them, I'm writing this on mobile so idk shit lol