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1. Of Bad Jokes and Bad Decisions by Skyla_Vulpix

   Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Nov 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Eskel (The Witcher)
   • Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
   • Roach (The Witcher)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates
   • and they were ROOMMATES
   • Catfishing
   • (kinda)
   • Smut
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Geralt's thighs
   • Geralt just wants to be called a good boy
   • Pass it on
   • Horse Girl Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia

   Summary

   The apartment Geralt shares with Jaskier is a mess. And it's seriously all Jaskier's fault, because the idiot doesn't seem to be able to clean up behind himself. He claims to be too busy the whole time, but if you ask Geralt, that's a load of bullshit. Thankfully for him, Eskel comes up with a brilliant, bulletproof plan to help Geralt. No way this could end badly ...

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