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Legendarily Popular 10 - Alola

Summary:

Ash is going to a school in Alola.
To teach.

Legally whose idea was this?

Chapter 1: Alola Alola

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Well, here we are!" Ash said, looking around and adjusting his backpack. Zygarde crawled out, then reformed into Dog Mode, and Ash hoisted his backpack onto his back. "Melemele Island!"

He held up a Safari Ball. "Thanks for the help with the last leg of the journey, Dragonite!"

"My pleasure!" King Dragonite said, then gave Ash a big hug before returning himself.

Ibid sent the Safari Ball back to Kanto, and Ash got out Arc. "So, uh… we're in Hau'oli City, right?"

"Correct," Arc confirmed. "The Pokémon School is also in Hau'oli City. But Hau'oli is quite big. I recommend following this waypoint."

A map appeared on Arc's screen, with a route marked out that went along the roads and the beach.

Pikachu leaned forwards slightly, balancing with his tail to get a good look. "Are you sure that's a good way to get to the Pokémon School?"

"I am not, because it is not," Arc denied. "I am sure that it is a good way to meet someone who knows where to find the Pokémon School."

"Sounds good to me!" Ash decided. "Then let's go!"


Hau'oli City was built right along the coast, with sky scrapers and a beach road barely metres from the top of the fine, sandy beach that spread in an arc along the whole inside of the bay, and Ash looked in every direction at once to see what Alolan life was like.

There were several Pokémon he'd never seen so up close before, and it seemed like there were a lot more Pokémon fitted with riding harnesses than he'd seen in Unova or Kalos or anywhere else.

"I smell pancakes, I think," Pikachu said. "Or, whatever it was Mew called them when she taught me how to Fly."

An Alolan Raichu materialized next to them with a pop.

"Did someone mention me?" she asked. "I'm going to assume yes!"

"If you're Mew, then yeah," Ash told the Raichu. "Otherwise, kind of."

"Yep, that's me," Mew confirmed. "Thinking about it, Alolan Raichu is one of those ones where it's a little bit harder for me to break my cover by mistake… instead of on purpose, anyway. Or do I mean it's harder to break my cover on purpose?"

He did a kick-flip off his own tail. "Long tail, gets around by flying, psychic… anyway! Welcome to Alola! I'm not technically native but I lived here really early on. I could show you around! So, this is Hau'oli City!"

"Yeah, we know!" Ash said. "King Dragonite did a really good job landing us here!"

"I am Kalosian," Zygarde pointed out. "Would it help if I swapped out the active core of the Ash Node for a core from Alola?"

"Eh," Mew shrugged. "It's more fun to show people around!"

"A Hisuian, two Kantonians, a Kalosian, a Sinnohvian Probably… where's Ibid from?" Pikachu asked.

"I am a citizen of the world, probably," Ibid decided.

"Anyway, so, Hau'oli City on Melemele Island," Mew resumed. "Melemele is a neat place, there's some fun wilderness, the island guardian here is a real laugh…"


"Hey, Move Kahuna!" someone called, waving to Ash and then jogging along the beach. "Quick question, have you done the bit where you met me when I was five yet?"

"Don't think so!" Ash replied. "What's a Kahuna?"

"Yeah, that answers that question," the man replied, then thumped his thumb into his chest. "Professor Kukui! Alola to Alola, Ash, Oak tried to spring it on me as a surprise but he forgot that I check class schedules. So we'll be colleagues?"

"Seems like it!" Ash agreed. "And this is Pikachu, Arc, Ibid, Mew, Zygarde, Marshadow and Don't Know."

"Don't Know?" Kukui asked, looking at the backpack Ash was holding out. "Is that a joke name or do you not know? Wait, I did hear you have a Ditto with a funny name, is that Ibid or Don't Know that's the Ditto?"

"Ibid's the Ditto," Ash clarified. "I don't know what's in the egg Professor Oak asked me to deliver to Headmaster Oak, though, so I didn't want to be committal."

"I'll have to introduce you to my Pokémon, then," Kukui said. "They're back at home, though, I was walking along the beach to try and work out how to solve a problem I've got… it's a technical thing, don't worry about it."

"I might be interested, but I don't know yet," Ash shrugged. "Did I really meet you in the past?"

"Yeah, you were a real inspiration," Kukui said. "A Kahuna is an expert, master, wise man, shaman, someone who's good at something and demonstrates it by example. That's the Alolan way! You even knew a whole collection of Z-moves."

"Oh, yeah, Gary showed some of those off," Ash nodded. "I've only used one with Mew, I think, but I can't do that any more because I had to give the Z-Crystal to Sammy so he could become Professor Oak and give them to me. They're kind of like Bond Phenomenon, I think? You need to sync up with your Pokémon and that means doing poses to make the bond stronger."

Kukui nodded, seeming to get what Ash meant about the bootstrap paradox associated with the Z-crystal, then brightened. "Oh, yes, I think I heard about the Bond Phenomenon, there was a paper on it… was that what you did with your Greninja in the finals of the Lumiose League? I didn't see the actual battle, though, something else interrupted it."

Ash looked slightly embarrassed.

"Yeah, but… I just remembered I forgot to go back and finish that battle," he admitted. "Who won the League?"

"Alain," Kukui answered.

"Well, then I maybe didn't go back to finish the battle, so I won't bother asking Dawn for help," Ash said. "By now it'd be kind of rude to."

"This kind of thing is why I'm so glad we met," Mew said, lounging on their hovering tail. "Any ideas for the first lesson plan, Ash?"

"Yeah!" Ash replied. "Meet everyone first!"


"If you don't have somewhere worked out to stay, Ash, I can put you up," Kukui offered, as they turned towards the Pokémon School. "My house is on the outskirts of Hau'oli itself, and it'd be nice to get to meet your Pokémon."

"That would be great!" Ash agreed. "Lokoko's still on her honeymoon, so you won't be able to have a conversation with most of the team just yet without a translator, but I bet you'll get on with them! Even Aten, he's a bit touchy but you just need to know how sincere his threats are."

"Hah, I know the feeling," Kukui laughed. "Incineroar always wants to make sure I'm in good shape, whether or not he remembers that I'm a scientist…"

He held out a hand. "Watch out, there's some Tauros coming through."

Three Tauros went thundering past, all with riders, then Kukui judged that it was okay to keep going.

"We've got a lot of Ride Pokémon in Alola, you've probably already noticed," he said. "You get used to it."

"Yeah, riding Pokémon are a lot safer than cars, they can actually see you themselves to stop," Ash said. "Hey, who are those guys?"

Kukui looked ahead, shading his eyes, then grimaced. "Team Skull," he said.


"Hey, that Charizard of yours is pretty cool," Zipp said, looking between Kiawe and his Charizard.

"No, man, it's not cool, it's warm!" Tupp corrected. "Because it's a Fire-type, yeah?"

"That's so right!" Rapp said. "It's a Pokémon that's full of Fire!"

"Can you get off?" Kiawe asked.

"Hey, now, you want us to go away, yeah?" Tupp asked. "Then what about a battle for it?"

"Yeah!" Rapp agreed. "That's a great idea! A battle, and if you win, we stop bothering you!"

"But we've got to get something too if we win, right?" Zipp asked.

"Exactly!" Tupp agreed, sending out his trio of Salandit. "So, you win, and we go away, but we win, and we get your Charizard!"

"That's so fair!" Rapp announced, sending out her three Zubat with a flash of white light.

Zipp's three Yungoos came out as well, and Kiawe released his Turtonator in self-defence.

Then Zygarde came padding over.

"Excuse me," they said. "Is this an official battle?"

"What?" Zipp asked. "What's this Pokémon saying? Does it know we don't understand Pokémon, yo?"

"Zygarde was asking if this was an official battle," Ash supplied. "And I guess I've got a question too! How were you expecting it to work if you won?"

Tupp made a gesture with his hand that probably wasn't meant to be rude, just for general emphasis. "We win, and we get this Charizard, yeah?"

"That's what I mean!" Ash replied. "Because, first, it's really weird conditions for a battle, and second, that's up to Charizard! If they like their trainer they don't have to leave for a new one, and it'd be unfair to do a Pokémon trade like that but if you're talking about winning a Pokémon in a one-sided thing then… it just doesn't make sense!"

"What do we care?" Rapp asked. "You're just saying stupid nonsense!"

Kiawe had been looking at Ash, and he frowned. "Wait…"

"And no, this isn't an official battle," Zipp said. "We're Team Skull! We don't do things officially!"

"Excellent," Zygarde said. "Bonjour. Je m'appelle Zygarde."

They nodded their head, respectfully, then used Thousand Arrows.

This turned out to work quite well.


"I hate Z-moves!" Tupp declared, returning his Pokémon to run along with the rest of Team Skull.

"That wasn't-" Ash began, then stopped. "Hey, Zygarde, do the moves you use count as Z-moves because you begin with Z and you're the Z-Pokémon?"

"Good question," Zygarde stated. "I will get back to you on that."

"You're Ash Ketchum, right?" Kiawe asked.

"That's me!" Ash agreed. "I'm still getting stuff sorted out just now, but if you're a student in Kukui's class here I'll see you in class!"


"Seriously," Kiawe insisted. "Ash Ketchum told me he was in our class!"

"Ash Ketchum?" Mallow repeated. "Is this the same Ash Ketchum I'm thinking of?"

Kiawe threw his hands up. "I don't know what Ash Ketchum you're thinking of, but he had the Pikachu and stuff so he's got to be the famous one."

"What would he be doing in our class?" Mallow asked.

"Maybe he's going to be learning the basics of how Pokémon work with humans on Alola, and then he'll have even more ideas about how to do crazy things," Sophocles suggested.

"Or maybe he's just here for a break?" Lillie suggested. "It's got to be tiring doing so many Leagues in a row."

"Could be," Mallow admitted. "Or… maybe he's trying to be incognito, and just not very good at it?"

"I'm still not sure it's the same person," Lana said. "Or maybe he just got mixed up? There's not enough desks, right?"

"Oh, yeah," Kiawe admitted. "Still, he did say Kukui's class… and he got me out of a tight spot with Team Skull, too. Maybe the chairs thing is still being sorted out?"

The door opened, and Kukui came in.

So did Ash.

"Hi, everyone!" he said. "My name's Ash Ketchum, from Pallet town in Kanto! And this is Pikachu, he's my starter Pokémon, and this is Zygarde!"

Pikachu waved, and Zygarde cleared their throat.

"Zy," they said.

"For today's class we're just getting to know everyone," Ash resumed. "That means everyone gets to introduce themselves, and their Pokémon!"

"Pikapi, pi," Pikachu pointed out.

"Oh, yeah, and that includes translating things so everyone can ask the Pokémon questions too," Ash said. "It'll be a bit awkward without Lokoko but that's just a great way to break the Ice-type, right?"

"Wait, wait," Mallow said, waving her hand in the air. "Shouldn't Professor Kukui say what the class is? He's the teacher, right?"

"I'm teaching you too!" Ash explained. "Who wants to go first?"

Notes:

Does Yveltal use Y-moves? Is there such a thing as an X-move, and if so, does Xerneas know them?

These are all questions.

Chapter 2: Meteorology Lesson

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Well, here's my house," Kukui said, opening the door and standing back. "What do you think?"

"It's really different to how houses are built in Kanto!" Ash replied, looking around. "So, it's all one big room?"

"That's right," Kukui agreed. "The kitchen's over there, and… well, you can see most of the rest, right?"

"Yeah," Ash agreed.

Then a Rockruff came skiding around the corner.

"Hi!" they said. "You're back! Who's this?"

"I'm Ash!" Ash introduced himself. "Is this one of your Pokémon, Professor?"

"No, Rockruff is a wild Pokémon, but they stay around here," Kukui explained. "Most nights, anyway."

"Oh, so a bit like Zygarde, then," Ash decided.

"That's right," Kukui agreed.

Rockruff was looking puzzled. "What's a Zygarde?"

"I am," Zygarde explained. "It is probably best to consider me one of Ash's Pokémon by association."

They inspected the chairs, then jumped up on one.

"Zygarde used Dibs," Ibid reported.

"What's dibs?" Rockruff said. "Is that a move? And who said that?"

"Dibs means you're being the first to ask for something, so you get priority over it," Ash told the Rock-type. "It's not a move, it's just a thing that people do kind of… half as a joke and half because it's a way of deciding who gets something."

Now Rockruff looked very confused.

"You understood me?" they asked.

"Yeah!" Ash agreed. "Mew taught me how to listen properly, you know, like Pokémon know how to do! I guess it must be a bit harder than I thought, because of how long it takes people to get it, but I didn't know how hard it was when I learned and maybe that helped. Oh, yeah, and this is Ibid, he's the one who mentioned dibs."

Rockruff inspected the red cube Ash put down, sniffing it, then jumped back as Ibid used Transform and turned into a miniature Rockruff.

"Rockruff," he said. "The Puppy Pokémon. Other examples of Puppy Pokémon include Lillipup, Growlithe, Yamper and Fidough. This Rockruff uses gender neutral pronouns."

"Oh!" Professor Kukui gasped. "Sorry, Rockruff, I didn't know."

"Well, uh…" Rockruff tried, tail flicking as they tried to work out what to say. "I mean… apology accepted?"

"Rockruff says apology accepted," Ash relayed, and Kukui sighed in relief.

"That's good to know," he said. "I'd hate to offend a Pokémon so much without realizing, and even more to not fix it as soon as I knew. Thank you, Rockruff."

He clapped his hands. "Now, let's get dinner sorted out. Can you help out, Ash?"


While Ash was helping Kukui cook, Pikachu held out a paw to Rockruff.

"Nice to meet you," he said. "You'll probably meet Ash's whole team eventually, so, word of warning… some of us can be a bit weird. If you're overwhelmed or whatever just say, though."

"Thanks," Rockruff decided. "That's nice to know."

They tilted their head a bit. "How weird is a bit weird?"

"Um," Pikachu began, thinking. "Well. A good starting point is probably that the first Pokémon Ash caught as a trainer was a Mew in disguise as a Caterpie. Then he caught her again as a Mankey, again as something she called a Dracozolt, and after that it all gets a bit complicated."

He shrugged. "Then you've got his childhood friends, which, you'll probably meet most of them sooner or later. Just, watch out in case one of them is actually Zoroark, he likes pulling that kind of thing."

"Is Mew the strangest?" Rockruff asked. "Because that sounds a lot more than a bit weird!"

"Depends how you count, really…" Pikachu said, half to himself. "Arc might be. Actually, come to think of it…"

He did a half circle. "Marshadow, Ibid, me… against Zygarde, Arc, and you… yeah, I think half the Pokémon in the room right now are non-binary. Neat coincidence. Of course, it wouldn't work if Ash was a Pokémon today."

"A what?"


"This is nice!" Ash announced. "What's it called?"

"Well, technically it's called a plate lunch, but we're having it at dinner," Kukui explained. "So you could say it's a decreased priority lunch, with an Avalanche of flavours!"

"Interesting," Arc said. "I do not think there is a lunch element, but I am missing my complete set of plates. May I have some?"

"Sure," Ash said, sectioning off a bit.

There was a burst of golden light as Arc swapped into Arceus Mode, took a bite, then changed to Steel Form.

"Thank you," they declared, swapping back to Phone Mode.

"It's always important to have the complete set of options, just to try them out," Kukui voiced, as Rockruff scrubbed their eyes and tried to work out if they'd just seen what they'd seen. "You know, I was going to sort out a new Pokédex for you but I really don't think you'll need one."

"No, Ibid does most of my Pokédex stuff, and Arc handles the rest," Ash agreed, then looked around at a knocking sound. "Huh?"

There was an orange and black face with a high orange crest looking through the back window.

"Is that…" Kukui began. "Tapu Koko? I swear that's what Tapu Koko is supposed to look like."

Then the Tapu drew back an arm and threw something through the window, before running off.

"Hey!" Rockruff yipped. "Rude!"

Pikachu caught the flying object, and Arc's ring glowed as all the glass froze in mid-air. Then the glass all flowed back together into the window pane, resealing with a flash of golden light, and Arc dimmed again.

"Thanks!" Ash told them. "What's this, Professor?"

He took the bracelet from Pikachu and held it up.

"That looks like a Z-ring to me," Kukui declared. "And it's got a Z-crystal in it already. Well, normally people get them by passing the trials, but that was much more direct! I'm Thunder-Shocked!"


"All right, class!" Ash said, at school the next day. "Today we're going to be learning about the weather! Everyone to the railing!"

He waved in the direction of the open-air classroom wall, which had an overhang in case it rained, then vaulted over it. "Come on!"

Once everyone had come to the railing, with expressions ranging from the enthusiastic to the puzzled to the worried, Ash waved up at the sky.

"What kind of weather is this?" he asked.

After a moment, Kiawe put up his hand.

"It's… well, it's sunny, but I don't know if it counts as Sunny Day," he admitted. "I never really thought about it before."

"Yeah, there's a kind of weather we don't normally think about because it's just the normal one," Ash agreed. "It's sometimes called clear skies, I think, but the important bit is that it doesn't have any special effect. You can usually tell because there's at least some clouds in the sky, like there are here, or because the sunlight doesn't feel way too hot."

Then he waved in the direction of the sea. "But natural weather sort of bounces back and forth a bit! That's because when it's sunny, that makes water evaporate, like a puddle dries up faster in the sun, and that water rises into the air, and eventually it gets cold enough up there that it turns into clouds and finally rain! That's called the water cycle."

He sent out Zapdos. "But if we want to see more kinds of weather without having to wait too long, we need some help! This is Zapdos, I first met her when I was seven, we're great friends!"

"Did you say seven?" Mallow asked. "Really?"

"Zaaap," Zapdos nodded, then took off with a sweep of her yellow-and-black wings to hover just overhead.

"Let's get a look at how the water cycle works, first," Ash decided. "Pikachu, Surf!"

Pikachu formed a surfboard out of water, took it in both paws, and smashed it into the ground.

"So now we've got a puddle!" Ash said. "Sunny Day, Zapdos!"

Zapdos did as instructed, making the sun blaze brighter over that place in particular, and little wisps of mist came off it.

"Normally it takes hours for this to happen, so the water in the air isn't really visible," Ash clarified. "It's like how you can dissolve a bit of sugar in water and you can't see it, but once there's enough sugar in there you can see some because it won't fit… and it rises up until it gets cold enough, and suddenly it makes clouds!"

Zapdos made clouds, each about a foot across and hovering neatly in the air not much above the head height of the students.

"And then raindrops get bigger and bigger inside them until they fall out as rain, and make more puddles," Ash concluded. "Then there's hail and snowstorms, which are really just cold rain, and there's sandstorms which happen because you get wind in a place where it's sandy, but that's enough about how natural weather happens. Let's look at the kind of variety you can get in weather made by Pokémon… Zapdos, start us off with a Storm Cell!"

This time, Zapdos swept her wing across, and a curl of dark, sooty mist wafted off her feathers. It formed a black layer that sparked with internal lightning bolts, and Ash pointed.

"This is a lot like Rain Dance, but instead of being full of water it's full of electrical energy," he explained. "It doesn't have big enough droplets to fall like rain, but instead they all fizz around and charge each other up and so there's enough to make really big thunderbolts… it's like a thunderstorm, but without the rain bit, so it's more of a lightning storm."

Sophocles held his hand up.

"How did she make that?" he asked. "I haven't heard of Storm Cell before."

"It's like how a lot of Pokémon moves are equivalents of one another in different types," Ash said. "This is just an electric-type weather move. Like this one – Zapdos, show us some Pollen Rain!"

This time the air around Ash filled with a kind of pink-yellow haze.

"This is really bad for hayfever, if you've got it," Ash said. "It's Grass-type! And that's interesting, isn't it, because Sunny Day and Rain Dance help some Grass types – which just goes to show that it's not as simple as thinking that some Pokémon are helped by weather that fits their Type. It's a lot more complicated than that… and even though it makes Grass types stronger, it's also kind of dangerous!"

Zapdos compacted the Pollen Rain into a Weather Ball, then used Sunny Day and set the pollen-ball on fire.

"Is everyone following so far?" Ash checked.

"No, but keep going please," Lillie requested. "This is amazing!"

"Actually, maybe I should talk about weather abilities!" Ash decided. "First there's the ones like Leaf Guard!"

He sent out Meganium, who waved.

"Meganium's got Leaf Guard, which means that she can't be affected by status conditions so long as it's sunny," he said. "That includes being set on fire! Then there's abilities like Snow Warning or Drought which make the weather be a certain way, and finally there's abilities like Cloud Nine or Air Lock which stop weather from happening at all and turn it back to clear skies… let's demonstrate that, okay? Zapdos, let's see some really cool weather!"

Zapdos spread her wings dramatically, and used six weather moves at once. The green fire of Dracorocco sparked off every available surface, a Sandstorm whirled in the background, it started to rain honey, strong winds seethed in a neat little bundle, dense fog formed near the ground and darkness began to drift down like snow.

Then Rayquaza peeked out of Ash's jacket, and the weather all stopped at once.

"Well done, Rayquaza!" Ash said. "Do you want to meet everyone?"

Rayquaza gave it serious thought, then nodded, and floated out from under Ash's jacket. He put the jacket down, and began going along the row of students. "That's Mallow, there…"


"In my old class, I never got Legendaries visiting," Kukui said.

He shrugged. "This is better though."

 

Notes:

Weather is an important topic.

Chapter 3: Rotom's Revelation

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Alola, Ash!" Kukui called, the next day. "See that Morning Sun!"

He held out a Pokédex. "After I contacted Professor Samuel Oak about what you're doing, he suggested that I should record your lessons! So this guy's going to be doing it."

He stopped, and looked at it. "Well, I say this guy, but I haven't actually installed the guy yet."

"A Rotom, right?" Ash checked. "Did you ask what device he's from?"

"No, actually," Kukui admitted. "I've not studied Rotom very extensively… this is one of Samuel Oak's Rotom-Dexes, though, so he should have a great place to stay once he's loaded in."

He waved. "Come on, I've got the actual Rotom in my office, I wanted you to be there when it happened."

"Sure!" Ash agreed. "I'll do my best to give emotional support, or, whatever kind of support it's supposed to be!"


The Rotom in question was buzzing around impatiently, and lit up both literally and figuratively when he saw Ash and Kukui come in.

"At last!" he said. "I've got a chance to do what I'm meant to do – provide information!"

"To Ash or to everyone else?" Pikachu checked.

"To everyone, right?" Rotom replied. "That's the point of being a Pokédex! And then I'm going to record some lessons or something."

Pikachu shrugged. "You'll learn."

Rotom looked mystified, then dove into the Pokédex and booted it up.

"Wow!" he said. "There is lots of data already in here! Evaluating… Pikachu, the Mouse Pokémon. An Electric type. It raises its tail to sense its surroundings."

Rotom buzzed happily. "This is fascinating! I can look at things and all this information appears!"

"Question," Pikachu said. "How complete is your data?"

"Well, I think it is complete, or almost complete," Rotom replied. "All the Pokémon I can think of are in here! I can help advise on what moves Pokémon can learn, as well."

Pikachu used Fly, by using Surf.

Rotom stared.

"Correction," he said. "I have a lot of data to fill in. It is not complete at all."


As Ash headed out to school, talking with Pikachu and Zygarde about his plans for another lesson, a mysterious shape watched him from the underbrush.

"Pikachu," Mimikyu said, their voice full of malice. "I'll get you soon."

They moved silently forwards, keeping pace with Ash and Pikachu, then ducked under a log.

And bumped into something.

"What," Mimikyu asked, glowering at the blue shape in front of them. "Get out of the way."

"Why?" Wynaut asked.

"Because I told you," Mimikyu hissed. "I'm not here to argue."

"Why not?" Wynaut said, head tilting.

Mimikyu hissed, then smacked Wynaut with a Shadow Claw.

Wynaut wobbled backwards, then bounced forwards again.

"Tag!" she announced. "My brother's it!"

"What?" Mimikyu asked, then suddenly they were yanked off through the forest into a nearby clearing.

"It worked!" a human said, as Mimikyu hit another Wynaut and bounced off. "At last!"

"Finally, our luck has turned!" agreed the other human.

"What are you on about?" Mimikyu said.

"Did someone ask something?" a Meowth said. "We're here to find out!"

The woman struck a pose. "Noble answers are what we're all about!"

The blue-haired man pulled a rose from pocket. "The beauty so radiant, the flowers and moon hide in shame. A single flower of evil in this fleeting world."

"The nobly heroic mon of our times!" Meowth declared himself. "The master of darkness fighting against a tragic world!"

"It's all for one and one for all," the red-head took over. "A glittering dark star that always shines bright! Dig it, while Meowth… takes… flight?"

Man, woman and Pokémon all looked at one another, confused.

"Did we get da scripts mixed up?" Meowth asked.

"We didn't have much time to prepare for the move," James lamented. "Maybe there was a misprint."

"Just what's that supposed to mean?" Jessie asked. "I'm the one who handled the printing!"

"I'm leaving," Mimikyu said.

"Oh, no you ain't!" Meowth said. "We ain't givin' up on a chance to finally steal Pikachu!"

Mimikyu stopped, mostly from surprise.

"What?" they asked. "You think… what?"

"Well, yeah!" Meowth agreed. "Of course you're Pikachu!"

"We know Pikachu when we see one, so it's no good trying to make us think you're not Pikachu!" James agreed.

"That's right!" Jessie said. "And this time we've got a perfect way to deal with any move you could possibly have!"

Mimikyu tilted their head.

"What?" they asked. "I… am actually having trouble processing this."

"Yeah, obviously it ain't all that easy to process us actually stealin' a Pokémon," Meowth concurred. "Especially you, Pikachu."

"Is he making fun of us?" Jessie asked.

Mimikyu's Shadow Claw reached out. "Don't call me that!"

Wobbuffet came out of his Pokéball, blocking the attack with a boi-oio-oiiiing, and Meowth yelped.

"Okay, okay, no male pronouns for da Pikachu!" he said, waving his paws conciliatorily. "Wow, you tink you know a 'mon after interacting with, uh, 'em for so long…"

"Still not a Pikachu," Mimikyu seethed.

"Hey, Pikachu keeps sayin' they're not a Pikachu, what's up with dat?" Meowth asked.

"Well, isn't it obvious?" James said. "They're faking it! That's exactly what we should expect any of Ash's Pokémon to do, so his Pikachu shouldn't be any different!"

"Now that's almost devious!" Jessie said, in tones of dawning realization.

"Wow, you're dense," Mimikyu decided. "I've already used moves Pikachu don't learn."

"Yeah, that doesn't actually mean anything," Tympole said. "You're going to need better evidence than that."

"Better evidence?" Mimikyu repeated. "But that kid – that Pikachu is still there! Doesn't that count for anything?"

"I can think of four ways to fake that with Pokémon Ash has without even needing to think about it," Seviper declared. "I bet I could come up with more if I had a minute."

"I can't use Electric moves!"

"That's not a thing that's any kind'a proof either!" Meowth retorted. "Dat's just self control!"

"...ergh," Mimikyu hissed. "And if I say I am Pikachu?"

"I knew it!" Meowth crowed.

"This is ridiculous."


Ash decided that it would be good to have a field trip for his next lesson.

"We're going to go and meet some wild Pokémon!" he said.

"Are you sure that's all right?" Lana asked. "And, are we going to have to get close to them? Only, someone in the class has a bit of Poképhobia."

"Lana," Lillie complained softly.

"Oh, okay," Ash said. "And no, you won't have to! It's up to you, in fact, and it's up to the Pokémon too, because part of what we're going to be learning about is how to interact with wild Pokémon – and that includes knowing when to not interact with them… but while we're heading out into the woods, I'll tell you all about my Larvitar and how I met him. He had something kind of similar…"


It took them about half an hour to get out into the wild parts of Melemele Island, with Zygarde leading the way, and Ash told everyone about the things he'd done to keep Larvitar happy while coaxing the Rock-type out of his shell.

"It sometimes works to shock someone out of things like that, but that's not really very kind," Ash added. "It's more important to make sure someone's comfortable with how they're stretching themselves, that way it's like exercise – you keep it up and stretch a bit more each time, and you end up able to do what you were aiming for!"

"That's a way of thinking about it I hadn't heard of before," Mallow said. "Did you learn that from someone?"

"Not really, it's just obvious?" Ash replied. "Though I guess I learned a lot about how to think about how other people and Pokémon feel from Mew, when I was growing up, so kind of with him?"

"I think we are in a good place," Zygarde reported.

"Thanks, Zygarde!" Ash told them. "Okay, so, what's the first rule about how to catch wild Pokémon?"

"You battle them, right?" Kiawe asked.

"Almost!" Ash replied. "That's a good step, sometimes, but it's not the most important bit. Anyone else?"

There was a short pause, then Sophocles' Togedemaru raised her arm.

"Can I answer?" she asked.

"Sure, if you want!" Ash agreed. "But none of the humans are going to understand you yet… unless Sophocles has a good bond with you, then he might get what you're trying to say."

"Then I think it's what you were talking about while we were coming here, isn't it?" she said, waving in Lillie's direction. "It was because of her, but it wasn't just because of her, was it?"

"Oh, I get it," Mallow's Bounsweet realized.

Sophocles looked down at Togedemaru, then shook his head.

"Sorry," he apologized. "I don't get it."

"I think I do," Lana said. "She was waving at Lillie. It's the same kind of thing, it's about making sure the Pokémon is comfortable. Right?"

"Yeah, exactly!" Ash agreed. "So battling a Pokémon is fine if they've challenged you to a battle, because a lot of Pokémon do that exactly because they want to be captured by trainers if the trainer's strong enough to beat them in the first place! But you don't need to do it, and it's not enough to have battled a Pokémon – even if you've beaten them, they might still not want to be your Pokémon and they might not accept it. It should always be an offer… and they should always be able to leave if it's not working out."

"I'd really hate to have either of my Pokémon leave," Kiawe said, looking troubled. "But… I guess if they really wanted to, I'd have to let them. Or it wouldn't be fair."

His Charizard came out of his Pokéball, and gave him a one-armed hug.

Then a Rowlet came swooping down on Mallow's Bounsweet, who yelped and ducked.

"Oh, this is interesting!" Rotom buzzed. "Bounsweet has the move Sweet Scent which makes them smell like a berry! Many flying Pokémon mistake them for berries. I am seeing this happen in person, which makes it evidence!"

"What should I do?" Mallow asked. "Does that count as trying to attack?"

"I guess maybe not," Ash said. "Hey, Rowlet!"

"What?" Rowlet asked, turning to look at him.

Since Rowlet was in the middle of diving down on Bounsweet again, this entailed turning his head away from the direction he was travelling, and he missed, bounced off the ground with a faint squeaky noise, rolled, and stopped against a tree.

"Ow," he said, faintly.

"Huh," Ash frowned. "I guess you're kind of young, right? Are you okay?"

"I'm hungry if that's what you mean," Rowlet replied, flapping a wing a few times before rolling back upright. "Also dizzy. Who moved that berry I was looking for?"

"That was actually Bounsweet," Ash explained. "Hey, Marshadow, I think we've got some berries?"

Marshadow's hand reached out of Ash's shadow, and Ash took the bag of Oran Berry slices. "Here, try some, and see what you think."

"Ooh," Rowlet hooted. "Where did these come from? That's a really funny looking berry pod."


"And that's how you get a Pokémon to join your team!" Ash said, some minutes later and after talking to Rowlet's family.

Which, oddly enough, were all Pikipek, Trumbeak and Toucannon, something that had left Rotom very confused.

Mallow stuck up her hand.

"How close does it have to be to that?" she asked.

"You kind of end up improvising, but the really important bit is where you ask if they want to join you and they say yes," Ash replied. "Marshadow is optional, just remember to bring extra food if you're going to try feeding wild Pokémon or otherwise you might run out."

He shrugged. "Apart from that, it's just really important to remember that every Pokémon is their own person with their own thoughts and preferences! So if you don't get on well with one Pokémon, you might get on well with another Pokémon of the same species."

"Correct," Zygarde agreed, nodding. "I have met two Giratina with very different attitudes."

"There is only one Giratina," Rotom protested. "Isn't there?"

"Well, there was, but then a Musharna made a fake second one to try and scare me," Pikachu declared. "It didn't work, but Ash made the fake one into a real one and now he's one of my teammates."

"Uh," Sophocles said. "I didn't understand that, but why is Togedemaru looking at Pikachu like she can't decide how scared to be?"

 

Notes:

The first step to wisdom is to understand what it is you do not know.
Or something. Admittedly by that definition Ash is wise because he understands things he doesn’t know about.

Chapter 4: Grades at C level

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Not all the lessons were handled by Ash, and not even all the school trips. Professor Kukui suggested a fishing trip, to take place the next day, and said that because Lana was the Water-type trainer it'd be a good idea for her to take charge.

"Really?" Lana asked, surprised. "I'm not… well…"

"Can I help?" Ash asked, and got a nod from Professor Kukui. "So, the first thing about teaching is, if it's something you know about, you're trying to make sure that the people you're teaching learn the same thing as you. And it's important to remember that just because it's obvious to you it might not be obvious to them… right?"

"I guess that makes sense," Lana admitted. "But it's hard to think of what to say, and standing up in front of everyone…"

"Hmm," Ash said, thinking about it. "Maybe it's best to just remember that you're telling your friends something. You wouldn't mind if it was just telling them something cool, right?"

He shrugged. "I don't know! I've been doing Pokémon Leagues for a long time and that involves going out against lots of people in battles, so I don't really mind that kind of thing much any more. But I can try and help."


The morning of the fishing trip, Lana did her best to follow Ash's advice.

She told everyone about how you get the attention of Pokémon, and how it was best to fish from a Ride Pokémon like her Lapras or a Wailmer, and said that it was important both to attract the Pokémon in the first place and then get them in close enough to battle or catch – even if you weren't going to do either of those things, it didn't really count if you didn't reel them in.

"And, um… sorry, I have to ask," Lana added, after doing that bit. "Lillie, is that a protective suit?"

"I want to do the lesson," Lillie replied, from inside her thick outfit fitted with a round dome. "I don't want to freeze up from touching Pokémon… I'll get over it eventually, but today isn't eventually. And this way I can catch Pokémon properly."

"Well… thank you," Lana said. "You're right, that should work, and it'll keep you safer if you fall in the water."

"Speaking of that!" Ash remembered. "In case anyone else falls in the water, I'm going to make sure a couple of my friends are around just to keep people safe. Okay?"


With the preparation complete, Lana took them down to the pier with the Ride Pokémon.

"You can pick between a Wailmer or a Lapras," she explained. "I'm going on my Lapras here, but either of them is fine – you can see how they're wearing special harnesses that give you more support if you're fishing from them…"

She trailed off. "I don't recognize that Pokémon."

Suicune waved a paw.

"Oh, that's Suicune!" Ash said. "I used to have a Lapras but it turned out that he wasn't really a Lapras, and I don't have a Wailmer, so I asked Suicune and she's happy to help out. That way there's more Ride Pokémon available for everyone else!"

"Suicune," Rotom reported. "The Aurora Pokémon."

He made a querying buzz sound. "Does this one's ability Pressure relate to water pressure?"

"Maybe it does," Suicune said. "I don't think I've actually checked that before."

"Isn't Suicune another legendary Pokémon?" Lillie asked. "I know I've heard about Ash before, but it's one thing to hear about it and completely different to keep seeing them all."

While she was talking, Ash had knelt down by the side of the pier.

"Okay, everyone's ready!" he announced, putting some balls back on his belt. "So, let's go fishing!"


"A lot of how you fish is that there isn't just one way to do it," Lana told them all, as they floated in the sea. "You need to think about what kind of Pokémon you're attracting with your lure, and then when you reel them in you need to think about that."

Her lure twitched, and she pulled hard for a second before slacking off a bit, then pulled hard for a second again. "Like this!"

Kiawe watched, then cast his own lure into the sea for the third time.

"I don't get it," he said, glancing at Sophocles. "What am I doing wrong? Isn't the lure supposed to, you know, lure the Pokémon?"

"Don't ask me," Sophocles replied. "I'm trying to work out how to attract a Water-type… would they be more interested in something with flavour, maybe?"

Kiawe shook his head, then went back to casting.

"I think you could be doing it too often," Lillie guessed. "It's not spending long enough in the water to attract attention? Maybe?"

"That's a good point," Professor Kukui said. "It might not be the answer, but there's nothing wrong in trying it out – you've got to remember to Bide your time!"

"I guess," Kiawe grumbled, shading his eyes. "Hey, is it me or is Pikachu fishing by himself from that water surfboard thing he does?"

"Oh, yeah," Sophocles agreed, his irritation forgotten. "He's just using his tail. How would that work?"

There was a splash, then Pikachu flicked his tail into the air and out came a Keldeo.

"...huh," Sophocles said, as Keldeo used Hydro Pump to make sure he didn't crash back into the water, then hovered there on four fizzing hydro-jets. "Maybe that does work. Hey, Togedemaru, can you dip your tail in the water?"

Togedemaru squeaked at him, waving her tail and then scratching her head.

"If you're asking how that would work, I don't know, but it just worked for Pikachu," Sophocles said, as Suicune loped over and Ash began having a cheerful conversation with the newly arrived Water-type.


Down under the water, Latias rolled on her back and looked up.

"So this is a fishing minigame, right?" she asked, speaking out loud for the benefit of the other two Diving Pokémon next to her. "Do we take part as well?"

"I don't think so," Charizard replied. "Otherwise it'd be a tug of war minigame. We're more like the people who stop someone falling out of bounds."

"And if too many of them do it at once, I get to try out Twister!" Silver said. "It's like resetting the whole thing. Dad showed me how to control it really well, he's actually used it to rescue ships in trouble before without being noticed."

He scratched his head with a wing. "At least, without being noticed as a Lugia. I think the giant waterspout that deposited a ship on dry land got… you know, noticed in general."


"Do you have a list of the Pokémon that you'd expect to find around Melemele?" Lillie asked, looking up at Rotom as he hovered overhead. "Is Keldeo on it?"

"Keldeo is not on the list," Rotom replied. "However, after overhearing their conversation, I am starting to think that Keldeo should be on every list. That specific Keldeo, in fact!"

"Oh, okay," Lillie said, nodding to herself, then looked back down at her lure.

It twitched slightly.

"Was that a bite?" Lana asked.

The lure didn't move again, after that, and Lillie shook her head. "I don't think so."

"Well, keep an eye on it," Lana advised.

"I was wondering what it could be," Lillie went on. "Maybe a Magikarp? And, well… I should be all right in my suit, but I don't want a fish Pokémon in my lap anyway."

"That's right," Lana realized. "You don't have one to deflect a Pokémon away, apart from what Lapras can do."

A girl's head popped up above the water.

Or what I can do, supplied a mental voice. Hi! I'm Latias, but I heard that you had problems with Pokémon so I'm looking like I'm not a Pokémon.

Lillie thought about that.

"I'll try not to commit that to memory, in case I end up paranoid of everything," she decided.

Oops! Latias said, and ducked back under the water.

Then Lillie's lure twitched again, this time much more emphatically.

"All right," Lana said. "Looks like you've got a Pokémon on there, now, reel it in!"

Lillie pulled her rod upwards, and the sea bulged upwards as an enormous pink-and-white shape emerged.

Palkia floated into the air, soaring much more slowly than anything normally would, and Lillie gasped.

"What Pokémon is that?" she asked. "I don't recognize…"

"I think that Pokémon is Palkia," Rotom replied. "I do not know for sure, but the images seem to match!"

Palkia was now hovering in mid-air, moving his limbs around almost as if he was swimming, and slowly looked around as he did so.

"The Spatial Pokémon," Rotom went on. "It appears in mythology. It is said to live in a gap in the spatial dimension parallel to ours."

"PAAAL," Palkia rumbled.

"Oh, hi!" Ash called, and Suicune bounded across the water. "Giratina passed on my message?"

Palkia nodded.

"Great!" Ash replied. "See, I had this idea for a lesson demonstration, and Clefairy could do it but it'd be good to have extra help…"

"Is that… just going to pass without comment?" Mallow asked.

Rotom put an arm against his screen. "Hypothesis: Palkia is Water type and that is why this is not unexpected."


Meanwhile, in Kalos, Serena held up her hand with five fingers raised. "Ready? And… four and three and two and one and now."

Pyroar crouched, then sprang into the air, and landed with a splash of blue-green flames which rippled outwards like water. Curling in her own length, she turned to jump towards Serena, and her trainer ducked down so that Pyroar went just overhead.

Flicking her wrist, Serena threw the wand she was carrying upwards, lighting it on fire at the same moment, and caught it again as if she'd caught one of the embers from Pyroar's mane. It had the same colours, bright yellow and red, and she drew a wide circle before stepping to one side as Pyroar turned to jump again.

This time, Pyroar went through the circle, and as she did it collapsed inwards. Wings of fire with alternating red-yellow feathers materialized, and Serena gestured up as Pyroar sprang upwards this time – then began using the sympathetic connection between the two flames, holding her wand in place to allow the wings to support Pyroar, and turning her wand in another big circle so that as it moved upwards it could let them tug Pyroar higher.

Finally, she put her hands in the air, wand held out in one of them, and Pyroar landed with her hindpaws on Serena's hands and her flaming wings spread wide. They acted as a support as she reared up, roaring, then sank back to a crouch.

They held it for three seconds, then Pyroar jumped off again and Serena let out a sigh of relief.

"I think you need to have another lesson in Psychic," she judged. "I think that went well, but you're heavy now."

"Fair," Pyroar admitted. "Still, at least you weren't a Buneary."

"True, but we should remember that idea, it'd be funny," Serena said, then turned her attention to Palermo. "What did you think? How can we make that the kind of routine that would work to win Kalos Queen?"

Palermo considered.

"Well," she began. "It's a good basis – it's a one-Pokémon routine, though really what you need is something for three or four Pokémon. You overloaded your final routine, remember."

"I remember," Serena nodded, thinking. "What about if the whole Master Class set has the same theme, like, circus events?"

"That could work, but watch out," Palermo warned. "If you commit to a theme too early in planning, you can end up accepting sub-par individual routines because they fit the theme."

"We have had to work hard to avoid being too focused on magic," Braixen agreed, from the sidelines. "Still, I thought that was good!"

 

Notes:

Fishing!

Plus showing how Serena is doing now.

Chapter 5: Upside and downside

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"How does that sound?" Ash asked, during lunch outside Kukui's house. "I know Palkia could do a lot of it, but it'd be great to have you both involved because it'd show how much it doesn't depend on mass."

"And showing that you don't need to be a Legendary to do things with moves," Pikachu added.

"Yeah, I guess," Ash nodded.

"Ça me paraît bon," Clefairy judged.

"Thanks!" Ash replied, then looked over. "Huh? Oh, isn't that a Litten?"

The Litten looked plaintively at Ash's sandwich, and Ash held it up. "Oh, huh, you're hungry?"

A nod.

"Hey, Dragonite?" Ash said, looking around. "Do you still have all the things ready to make another sandwich?"

Dragonite gave a thumbs-up, and Ash turned back to Litten. "How much do you want?"

"Just let me get a bite," Litten said.

"Oh, sure!" Ash replied. "Nice to meet you!"

Litten looked confused, then jumped up and snatched the whole sandwich out of Ash's hand.

"Hey, that's rude!" Ash protested, as Litten ran off with it. "I'd have given you the whole thing if you asked!"

"You want another sandwich, right?" Dragonite checked.

"Maybe not just yet," Ash replied. "I want to find out what was up with that Litten, because that was just rude."

"Litten often do not trust people at first," Rotom supplied. "She may have thought you wanted to trick her."

"It's still rude," Ash said. "Hey, Zygarde, Pikachu, shall we go and teach her a lesson?"

"That sounds uncharacteristically vengeful," Pikachu worried.

"Huh?" Ash asked. "No, I meant teaching her how it's better to ask people, and explaining how she just needs to ask in the right place and she can get food even if she's still a wild Pokémon. Why?"

"Oh, right, you meant literally," Pikachu said. "Never mind. I thought you meant more in an Aten way."


Litten padded through the gardens, head turning left and right as she kept an eye out for any threatening humans or Pokémon.

She could tell by the smell that this would be a great meal, but she needed to get it home first, and that very same smell might mean she'd get herself in trouble.

Turn left, then right, along the path… Litten built up speed slightly to take the steps at a run, but before she reached them there was a mrowl from in front of her and a Persian stepped out into her way.

"That looks tasty, little kitten," Persian said, tail lashing. "Why don't you drop it so I can have some? It's too big for you to have on your own."

"Go away!" Litten retorted, dropping the sandwich so she could fight. "Or let me through! Either's fine by me, but don't stop me!"

"Why not?" Persian replied, pacing closer, then darted in to snatch the sandwich.

"Hey!" Litten snarled, then inhaled and used Ember.

Persian promptly threw the sandwich directly into the path of the Fire attack, blocking it and incinerating the food, and Litten's ears went flat.

"No!" she protested. "That was – but…"

"Silly little kitten," Persian said smugly. "It's a good thing I didn't need that, isn't it?"

"Hey!" a voice called, from behind Litten, and she stepped to one side almost automatically so she could look back without taking her eyes off Persian.

There was an Absol loping down the path, along with a strange, vaguely-familiar canine Pokémon and a Pikachu riding a surfboard.

"What was that all about?" the Absol demanded, skidding to a halt, and Litten blinked.

She'd never properly met an Absol before, but she was sure that wasn't how they sounded.

"Persian!" a human called, and Litten froze for a moment before jumping up on the nearby wall for safety.

"Persian!" the human repeated. "Come here, sweetie!"

Persian flicked his tail, then turned around, and Litten watched in bafflement as the Absol and his companions just… followed the Persian.

Except for the canine Pokémon, who stopped for a moment to sniff at the burned ex-sandwich, then a weird antenna thing lifted up on their back and flashed green for a few seconds.

"Excuse me, miss?" a voice said, from around the corner the Persian had taken. "Did you know your Persian was bullying a wild Pokémon?"

"What?" Persian yowled. "How can you – but – what?"

"You can speak!" a woman marvelled. "That's very clever for a Pokémon, and polite too! But I'm sure my Persian wouldn't be such a bully, he's a softy really."

"He stole a sandwich a Litten was carrying, then tricked her into setting it on fire," the voice explained. "I guess he's keeping behaving like that secret from you, but that doesn't make it right, so, can you make sure he can't get out and do that? If he's not doing it it won't cause a problem."

"Why you-" Persian said, then went oof.

"What move even was that?" he complained.

"Persian!" the woman's voice said, now shocked. "What do you think you were doing! We were talking! You're a naughty boy, mister!"

Litten had no idea what was going on, even when the Absol came back with his friends. Especially when that Dragonite came swooping in a few minutes later with several sandwiches, and gave one to Litten before asking where she wanted the rest of them.


"He's sick," Litten said, hovering over Stoutland as the elderly Normal-type started in on one of his sandwiches. "He's taught me so much, but… he's not able to go out for food himself, like he used to. I don't know what to do…"

"Well, I'm sure Dragonite wouldn't mind delivering food to keep you from having to get in trouble yourself," Absol suggested. "I could ask him to do that, and it wouldn't be much trouble – right?"

Dragonite shook his head. "Not at all, Ash."

Litten tried to relax, but tilted her head. "So… why did he call you that? Not Absol? And why don't you speak the way I imagine an Absol should? Your voice doesn't sound like your name at all… unless I'm just really confused about a Pokémon I've not properly met?"

"Actually, I'm speaking Mew," Ash explained. "That's because that's who taught me to speak like a Pokémon. I knew it was going to be awkward, because you were so scared, but… well, once I changed to track you down and find out what was going on I realized that it'd be wrong if I wasn't careful about this. And now I can see you were just helping a friend."

He stood back, then turned into the human Litten had stolen a sandwich from.

"What," she said. "What?"

"What?" Stoutland asked, raising himself up with a huff of effort. "Something wrong?"

"That Absol just turned into a human!" Litten said.

"Right sentiment, wrong way round," Pikachu provided.

"Litten, I know you might not trust humans," Ash said. "And that's okay. Trust is weird and awkward sometimes, and you can't really force it. But if you want help, for yourself or Stoutland, just ask, okay? I'll understand."

"And, because she might not know it's an option, I'll ask Dr. Agonite to come around later," Dragonite added. "Just to check on Stoutland. Okay?"

Litten could only nod, mostly through lack of any idea what else to do.


"Okay, class!" Ash said, the next day. "So today we're going to be talking about gravity! What do you know about gravity?"

"It's a Pokémon move, isn't it?" Sophocles asked. "It's one that stops flying Pokémon from flying?"

"That's one thing it can do!" Ash told him. "But that depends. If you make gravity stronger then it stops flying Pokémon with wings from being able to fly as easily, because they fly by having wind flow over their wings or by pushing down, and it means Pokémon who use psychic powers to fly have to work harder to fly. But for Pokémon like Drifloon, they fly because they're lighter than air, and so stronger gravity actually lifts them up more."

"...what?" Lana asked. "How does that work?"

"It's because if you make everything heavier, you make everything the same number of times heavier," Ash explained. "And the difference between how heavy Drifloon is and how heavy the air is gets bigger. It's like how the difference between two and three is one, but if you double them both then the difference between four and six is two."

That made some of the students, and their Pokémon, nod in a sort of confused way.

"But that's not all you can do with the move, Gravity," Ash resumed. "When you're on this planet without any moves going on, gravity's always basically the same strength, and it's like everything's being pulled downwards based on how much of it there is. But when there's gravity alteration going on, then suddenly you can make things pull in different directions!"

He sent out two Pokémon, Clefairy and Rowlet, and Clefairy twitched her fingers before pointing them upwards.

Rowlet fell onto the ceiling, and bounced with a sleepy sort of chirp.

"Rowlet's demonstrating which direction is down for him," Ash explained, as Clefairy twitched her fingers again and made Rowlet orbit Ash's head. "And Clefairy's showing how you can use Gravity to make things lighter as well as heavier. In fact, which direction do you think Rowlet is feeling gravity now?"

"None at all?" Kiawe suggested. "He's floating."

"No, then he'd just be not moving, right?" Mallow replied.

"I think I know," Lillie said, holding up her hand. "The only direction he's feeling gravity is towards your head."

"Yeah!" Ash agreed. "So Clefairy's actually doing two things to gravity right now, one of them is cancelling it out for Rowlet, and the other is making it so Rowlet's feeling gravity towards my head, but that one's changing all the time."

He signalled, and Clefairy switched to making the whole class feel lighter.

"This is what it's like in about a third of normal gravity," Ash explained. "But watch out, because even though you feel lighter you still have as much mass – it's easier to lift something up, but it's still just as hard to stop it if it's moving."

Rowlet took off, making pleased chirrups about how easy it was to fly, then Ash waved over to the open side of the classroom.

"Another thing that gravity can do is make things curve!" he said. "In fact, that's why something curves down when you throw it, because it's being pulled by gravity, we just think of that as normal. But if gravity is in unusual shapes, you can get some really cool things happening – okay, Palkia, go ahead!"

Palkia returned to normal size. His gemstones flared, then he fired a blast of water into the air.

It curved upwards, then downwards, did a half-loop around a particular point, and splashed into the ground behind where Palkia had apparently been aiming.

"It's usually hard to see the shape that gravity makes things go into," Ash explained. "That's why we're using water, but just about anything can do it so long as it doesn't weigh the same as what's around it. The tricky bit is that things that move faster have less time to be pulled around by gravity, so their paths bend less."

"It was a lot simpler when Gravity just pulled things down," Sophocles said.

"What does down mean?" Ash asked him. "Because, if you think about it, it's just a word for the way gravity points."

He pointed. "Now, let's go and get an idea of what changing gravity's like! And don't forget to thank Palkia afterwards!"

Notes:

Yep, Litten is still there.

And gravity's important to learn about, because it's physics.

Chapter 6: Totem Up

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Principal Oak assigned Kukui's class the task of looking after an egg – one of two, with one of them being the one Ash had brought from Kanto and the other from a mountain on Ula'ula island – and said that he was sure taking care of whichever egg they picked would teach them all an important lesson about Pokémon.

"What do you think?" Mallow asked, looking at her classmates. "Which one should we pick?"

Sophocles shrugged.

"I don't know," Kiawe said. "Which is which?"

"That's up to you to decide," Principal Oak said, with a chuckle. "If you can't tell, you're just picking at random, right? And there's nothing wrong with that."

"What about if Lillie's the one to choose?" Lana suggested. "Pokémon eggs are less scary than hatched Pokémon, right?"

Lillie nodded. "I… well, I think so?"

She looked at the two eggs for a long moment, then pointed at the white one dappled with blue and green markings. "That one, if that's all right."

"Of course it is," Principal Oak confirmed. "That's the whole point of the lesson you'll be learning. Now, what do you know about Pokémon eggs?"

"Oh!" Sophocles realized, holding up his hand. "Is it that they can learn things while they're still in the egg?"

"Well done," Oak said. "Keep that in mind. That means you can introduce yourselves to this Pokémon before they're even born."

Lillie nodded, then knelt down.

"I'm sorry," she began. "I'm not very good at touching Pokémon, but… I'm going to try my best with you. Even if I can only do it when you're an egg."

She reached out and touched the egg, then pulled her hand back quickly.

"Well done, Lillie," Ash told her. "That's an important step."

"Then you'll be having that egg," Principal Oak said. "Congratulations, and take good care of them."

"Sir?" Sophocles said, raising his hand. "Um… I have a question."

"Go ahead," Samson Oak invited.

"Why are you dressed as a Chansey?"


Apparently it was because an Exeggutor wasn't quite as relevant to giving away eggs.


With the egg back in the classroom, Ash went to the front of the class.

"So today we're doing introductions again!" he said. "This time they're different, though, for two reasons. The first is that it's going to be everyone introducing themselves where the egg can hear it, so that they learn your voice and even what you look like."

"Eggs can see as well as hear?" Kiawe said, amazed.

"That's right," Ash agreed. "My Larvitar was stolen when he was an egg, but he remembered what happened to the egg before he hatched from it, and that's a lot of what he had to work through. It's hard dealing with something like that."

He smiled. "But the second reason is that everyone will be introducing themselves."

Lokoko came in through the door, and waved a paw – the one with her anklet ring glittering on it.

"Good afternoon, everyone," she said. "My name is Lokoko, and I am a Ninetales."

"Wow!" Sophocles said. "She can speak human?"

"Yes, but that's not what I'm doing," Lokoko replied. "Actually, what I'm doing is providing simultaneous translation."

"She's using psychic powers," Ash explained. "The way it works is, it's sort of like you're getting the meanings of the words at the same time as the Pokémon says them. And it works on any Pokémon."

"It does?" Togedemaru asked. "Does that mean what I think it means?"

"Did you just say what I think you said?" Sophocles asked, looking down at his starter. "That's so cool!"

"That's amazing," Mallow agreed. "So we can talk to any Pokémon, as long as Lokoko is around?"

"That's right," Ash agreed. "Sooner or later I'll try teaching you how to understand Pokémon yourselves, but it's better not to have you waiting most of the term until you can do that so this way's better for now."

"So when you say we're all introducing ourselves," Kiawe began. "That means our Pokémon, too?"

"Correct," Arc stated.

"What does that bracelet mean?" Lana asked. "I don't think I've seen one like it before. Is that a Mega Stone?"

"No, it's not," Lokoko told her. "It's my wedding ring. The reason you haven't seen me before now is mostly that my wife and I were on our honeymoon."

"Oh, wow, congratulations!" Kiawe said. "...wow, it's weird how much understanding what Pokémon say makes you react differently, even though it shouldn't."

"So long as you notice it, it's okay!" Ash supplied. "It means you know what you can work on and do better, right?"

Kiawe nodded.

"Now, who wants to go first?" Ash asked. "If you've got Pokémon, let's hear from them too. This is sort of like their first chance to say hello to you!"


Lillie ended up taking the egg home herself, to keep it safe at night, and Ash accompanied her home because she didn't have any Pokémon to protect herself.

That meant seeing her house, which was really more of a mansion, and Ash also met her butler – a man called Hobbes, who welcomed Ash, Pikachu, Rotom and Lokoko into the building separately.

He even had some cakes ready.

"I'm sure you're aware of the young lady's difficulties," he said. "And, if you'll forgive the impertinence, I must say that I'm grateful for the opportunities offered for her to work through it."

"Taking time to heal is important," Lokoko opined. "And that means not working an injured muscle too hard, or that can make the injury worse. The same is true of an injury of the heart."

"Well said," Hobbes decided.

"I have exhaustively checked all my files on Poképhobia!" Rotom announced. "I have decided that the files I have on Poképhobia are not helpful, because they are all about how Pokémon do not help with it."

"What about soft toys?" Ash said. "One of my Pokémon's got a big collection of soft toys, and you could probably borrow some."

"We already did that bit," Lillie told him. "It's a nice offer, though."

"That's good," Ash decided. "I would have to work out whose the toys actually are…"


Aten sneezed.

This disrupted his attempt to go for the jugular on a life-sized plush Wailmer.

"How can I have a cold?" he demanded, of the air. "I'm not even alive!"

The plush Wailmer fell over, and he huffed. "I bet this wouldn't happen if I was a Ho-Oh."


"So, Ash, I was wondering," Kukui said, at the start of the weekend. "I know you've done great work at teaching my class, so far, but would you like to help out with different research?"

"Oh, sure!" Ash agreed. "What kind of research!"

"You'd think you'd ask before that bit," Rockruff said, looking up from their breakfast.

"Yeah, but… my trainer," Pikachu replied.

"Well, it's actually related to Z Crystals and Z-moves," Kukui explained. "You see, what Professor Oak and I want to find out about that is whether there are any Z-moves we haven't heard of before – new Z-moves that simply haven't been discovered because nobody's had the right combination of Pokémon and crystal."

"Well, I guess that's possible," Ash mused, thinking out loud. "How are you counting Genesis Supernova? That's Mew's one, but Professor Oak saw me use it a couple of years ago, only it was more like forty and a bit years ago for him because of time travel."

"That sounds amazing!" Kukui said. "Can you demonstrate?"

"No, I gave the Z-crystal back to young Sammy Oak," Ash explained. "So he could give it to me to give to him, so it was there when I needed it."

"Right," Kukui decided. "Well, I think we can probably say that that Z-crystal won't wear out, but under more normal circumstances they can be damaged. There's ways to get replacements, we think, but usually they come from the Totem Pokémon and the Island Guardians, and then down to us. So the true source of the Z-crystals isn't really known – something else you could help with."

He brightened. "Still, if Tapu Koko is willing to give you a Z-ring the first time he sees you, maybe doing the island trials will mean your Z-crystals let you do extra research?"

"Accessing available data on the trials," Arc said. "There are Totem trials, which involve defeating a Totem Pokémon, and there are Grand Trials involving battling a Kahuna."

"Then I guess we should do a Totem Trial!" Ash decided.


"A challenger!" Gumshoos declared, springing into view as Ash entered their cave. "Aha!"

"Hi!" Ash said, waving. "Hey, Ibid, is it me or is that one of those Pokémon that's bigger than normal?"

Ibid turned into a miniature Gumshoos.

"Yes," he said. "Gumshoos is normally smaller than this."

"Of course, I'm a Totem Pokémon," Gumshoos grumbled. "Do you not get how this works?"

"I'm new to Alola," Ash said. "But I've got a Pokémon who's interested in examples of Pokémon being bigger than normal, it's kind of a hobby she has. So Totem Pokémon are bigger than normal?"

He frowned. "Is that something to do with the same reason you have Z-crystals? Is it like Dynamax?"

"I have absolutely no idea what Dynamax is," Gumshoos said. "But, anyway, are you actually here to do a totem challenge, or just a chat?"

The Normal-type thumped both forepaws on the ground, and a smaller Gumshoos plus three Yungoos appeared. "Just asking."

"Totem challenge!" Ash said. "What kind of rules are there?"

"One Pokémon at a time, unless I call in reinforcements," Gumshoos said. "If I do, you get two at a time. You can use up to six Pokémon, because this is about worthiness and strength and stuff. If you beat the challenge, well… hang on a sec."

The Totem Pokémon held up their forepaws, making a frame shape around Ash, then ducked back into the rear of the cave.

"I wonder what that is about," Zygarde said.

"I wonder if we're going to have a battle," Rowlet chirped.

Gumshoos came back with a photocopied sheet containing a picture of Ash, and compared it to him.

"Yeah, that's you," they decided. "Okay, I've got special instructions for this one."

They whistled, and all three of the Yungoos plus the regular Gumshoos formed a neat queue.

"Two at once," Gumshoos explained, as Yungoos number one loped forwards.

"Sounds great!" Ash decided. "Rowlet, ready?"

"Ready!" Rowlet agreed.

Ash sent out Meganium. "Ready?"

"Of course," Meganium confirmed.

"Yeah, I see why the bosses sent out special instructions," Gumshoos decided. "Right, let's do this!"

"Sunny Day, Meganium!" Ash called. "Rowlet, fly into the Sunny Day!"

Gumshoos kicked up a cloud of sand with Sand Attack, and the Yungoos darted forwards within it before springing into the air to use Hyper Fang.

Meganium's vine flicked out, and she yanked Rowlet out of the way of the attack.

"Careful," she warned. "How's your charge?"

"Still a bit sleepy," Rowlet replied, then ducked as Yungoos tried to hit him with a Take Down.

Meganium used Sunny Day again.

"And keep an eye out on everything that's going on," she cautioned.

"I'll keep my head on a swivel!"


"Gotta admit, that was some cool moves," the Totem Pokémon said, once the battle was over. "Never seen a Rowlet do that before."

Rowlet snored.

"Well, seen one do that before, but not the other thing," Gumshoos said, then reached down and tried to pull a Leafage leaf out of the ground.

It was embedded about a centimetre deep into the rock, and they had to lean back hard before it actually came out.

"Yeah, Rowlet's a bit dozy normally, but that's because he normally uses up energy a lot during the night," Ash said. "So he's naturally predisposed to sleep during the day, to leave him enough solar energy to do things at night. I'm going to work on having him learn Sunny Day himself, but until then if he's going to be in a serious battle he needs a charge-up! And if you're charging up, why stop too soon?"

"And then of course you did it that much," Gumshoos said. "Makes sense to me. Anyway… hey, Yungoos."

The one who hadn't got around to battling perked up.

"Go and grab the green crystal, okay?" they ordered.

Yungoos darted off, and Zygarde raised a paw.

"The green crystal?" they asked. "That implies there is more than one crystal and that you only have one green one. Does that mean Ash's reward is abnormal?"

"Yeah, special instructions," Gumshoos confirmed, taking the crystal when Yungoos got back. "Here you go. It's a Grassium Z with a bit of extra. Try it out some time."

"Thanks!" Ash replied. "Are the bosses the Island Guardians?"

"That's them," Gumshoos agreed. "Koko's a bit… koko… but he's got a good heart, probably."

 

Notes:

Really, if you can speak to them it simplifies things a bit.

I could have been referring to several things this chapter.

Chapter 7: The suffix nium

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Alola, challenger," Kahuna Hala said, then actually noticed who he was talking to. "Ash Ketchum?"

"That's me!" Ash agreed. "Hi!"

He waved. So did Pikachu, and Zygarde, and Rowlet sleepily waved a wing from where he was perched on top of Ash's head for better sunlight.

Rotom made a hand emoji appear on his screen, and wiggled back and forth a bit.

"So, what brings you here?" Hala asked. "Here to do the Island Challenge? Because, I'll be honest, I might need a bit more warning for something like that."

"Not really," Ash replied. "I was more asking you for some help with figuring something out. Professor Kukui wants to know what I find out about Z moves, and I've got a couple of Z-crystals, so I thought I'd see if you could help make sure I'm doing it right!"

Hala frowned slightly. "You've got a Z-ring?" he asked. "If you don't have one, you'll need one, and that does mean doing the challenge."

"Yeah, I've got one," Ash said, showing it off. "It came with what I think is an Electric-type Z-crystal, and then I got a Grass-type one from Gumshoos earlier. They said it had something extra."

"Well, that could mean anything," Hala frowned. "Can I have a closer look at that Z-ring?"

Ash handed it over, and Hala turned the Z-ring around before nodding.

"Yes, I thought so," he said, looking up and fixing Ash with a frown. "Where did you get this?"

"Tapu Koko threw it through Professor Kukui's window last week!" Ash replied. "Then he ran away."

"Well, that does explain the mystery of where this one went," Hala decided. "I make Z-rings, and one of them went missing a week or so ago. That's this one. Still, if one of the Tapu decided you should have it I'm not going to argue."

He straightened up. "Now. What do you know about Z-moves?"

"I've seen them a few times," Ash said. "Mostly when Gary used them on me, and I did Mew's special one once. How do you tell what pose goes with what Z-move?"

"That's actually what I was getting at," Hala replied. "So, the basic idea behind a Z-move is…"

He trailed off. "Mew has a special Z-move?"

"Yep!" Mew agreed, appearing with a pop. "It's called Genesis Supernova! It's a big explosion!"

"When I did that one, I just knew what to do, but there was a bit of a time loop involved," Ash clarified. "Or a predestination paradox, I don't know which one offhand, Dawn and Pichu know the exact wording… anyway, I've done that one, but if I wanted to use one of the other ones, how would I do it?"

"Well," Hala said, deciding to go back to what he was about to say. "A Z-move is made out of a normal move, just making it stronger. That can mean any move of a specific Type, or for the special Z crystals unique to certain Pokemon it can mean a particular move."

"Oh, okay!" Ash said. "And the poses… I guess if you're properly synced up with your Pokémon they just come to you, right? Rowlet, want to give it a go with the Grass one?"

Rowlet made a snoring noise.

"I guess we'll let him sleep," Ash decided. "Meganium, you're the other one who helped win this, so let's try it out!"


"Are you sure that's a good target?" Hala asked.

"Yeah, it'll be fine," Ash replied. "The GS Ball's been through a lot with me, it's indestructible!"

Hala looked again at the gold-silver Pokéball propped up on a sizable rock, then decided not to press the issue.

"Since Meganium is a four legged Pokémon," he began, "the poses work differently."

"I guess it's because if you have a Pokémon who can't do the pose, it still works, but if your Pokémon can do the pose they at least have to try, right?" Ash asked. "Because not doing something because you can't is way different from not doing something because you can't be bothered."

"...yes, actually," Hala confirmed. "I should really stop being surprised when you jump ahead like that."

"That's Ash for you," Pikachu said, not that Hala could understand but the sentiment came across.

"The pose is different for each type," Hala resumed. "Not for each move. There might be a couple of exceptions, but for example the pose for Shattered Psyche is like this."

He struck a pose, and Mew brightened. "That's the one Ash did when I blew up the time vortex!"

"Let's try this, then, Meganium!" Ash said. "What's the Grass pose?"

Hala raised his arms, and Ash copied him.

Then Meganium opened her petals fully, gathering sunlight, and brilliant energy surrounded them both.

"I don't know what, but something is vaguely familiar-" Mew began.

"What just happened to your crystal?" Hala asked.

"Huh?" Ash said, but then a blast of intense light slammed down from directly overhead onto the GS Ball. It shone so brightly that everyone except Meganium either flinched away or yelped in shock, and when it faded the rock had lost about an inch of surface everywhere except directly underneath the GS Ball.

And there was a riot of greenery around the base of the rock, where the grass that was already there had grown by at least a foot.

"That was not Bloom Doom," Hala declared.

"I have no data on this!" Rotom announced. "I have a recording, though, which means that I now have data!"

Ash looked down at his Grassium Z, which wasn't a Grassium Z any more. Instead of a diamond it had a six-petal shape, and the leaf had been replaced by a pair of antennae.

"Oooh!" Mew gasped, as Meganium panted for breath. "That must have been a special Meganium-exclusive Z move! Like a really supercharged Solarbeam… hmm… Solar Flare? That sounds like a good name!"

"I hope you don't make a habit of this," the Kahuna said. "Or, if you do, the crystals at least turn back again. We don't actually have all that many of them."

"That was really cool!" Ash said. "...wait. Meganium, I guess you're tired, right? I heard Z moves do that… but once you're rested, maybe tomorrow, we should try having you Mega Evolve and do that! Let's see if we end up with a Mega Meganiumnium Z!"

"I want to file a complaint," Rotom said. "I do not know who to, but I know there's probably someone."

"Running BlameSearch app," Arc provided helpfully.


"Results returned," Arc said.

"Huh?" Ash asked.

"BlameSearch completed," Arc explained. "From yesterday. It turns out that BlameSearch takes an extremely long time to conclude."

They made a disappointed beep noise. "Unfortunately it also runs a root cause analysis. This means that all BlameSearch results can be traced back to Arceus and Mew at the same time. Deleting BlameSearch App."

"Huh, that's not great," Ash admitted. "Are you going to do anything else?"

"I am not," Arc told him. "I would like to send a message to whoever created the app, but I have no viable way of determining who that is."

Ash thought about that, then shrugged.

"Well, anyway!" he said. "Okay, class, it's time for another lesson about physics! This time it's about a different thing, which is momentum. Who can tell me what momentum is?"

Lillie was the first to answer, this time. "It's how hard it is to stop you."

"That's a great answer!" Ash agreed. "It's how hard it is to stop you, and it's also how hard you can shove someone else. It's different from how hard you're hitting someone, though, that's energy."

He waved his hands. "So, a really fast small thing can still make a big crater, or do a lot of damage, because it's got a lot of energy, but it's much harder for it to push something backwards. Something that's heavier can be moving slower, so it has less energy, but still have more momentum… let's show some examples!"

Ash sent out Cresselia, who waved, then Pidgey.

"So, this is Cresselia!" he introduced. "She's a big Pokémon – a heavy Pokémon, really, but I'm saying big because otherwise it sounds a bit unpleasant – so it takes a lot of work to give her momentum, and she's also really tough. And this is Pidgey, she's much smaller and lighter so she's got less momentum. Which means that when Pidgey battles, she can move around a lot, but her hits aren't all that hard – she can dodge a lot!"

Pidgey began demonstrating, zipping past in one direction and then turning to go in the other direction.

"Small Pokémon have to rely either on hitting really fast, or on using attacks that don't rely on speed so much," Ash explained. "Which is to do with momentum. But if you've got a bigger Pokémon…"

Pidgey flashed white and turned into Pidgeotto.

"Whoa!" Kiawe said. "Did you plan that?"

"Yeah?" Ash replied. "Why? It's part of the lesson."

"How do you train a Pidgey to evolve on command, that's amazing," Mallow breathed.

"Pidgeotto can just evolve in both directions, that's all," Ash shrugged. "But watch, because Pidgeotto's bigger now and so she's got more momentum. It means she's got to do more work to make the same kind of turns, but it also means that if she hits a Pokémon at the same speed it hits harder and shoves them back more. Ready, Cresselia?"

Cresselia nodded.

"Quick Attack!" Ash called, and Pidgeotto slammed into Cresselia. The impact sent the floating Psychic-type backwards a bit, before she slewed to a halt and moved back to where she'd started.

"So Pidgeotto's attack hit quite hard, because of how fast she was going, but it also moved Cresselia backwards a bit," Ash pointed out. "That's momentum. Now, Pidgeot, Quick Attack!"

Pidgeot hit Cresselia, as well, and this time drove Cresselia back a lot further.

"Error!" Rotom said. "My data indicates Pidgeot is only a bit heavier than Pidgeotto. Explain?"

"Oh, yeah, someone told me this once," Ash said. "They only measure one Pokémon to get how heavy it is, and sometimes they don't get it right. Pidgeot's a lot bigger than Pidgeotto, which is why she's that much heavier… by the time you've got a Pokémon like Pidgeot, or another big one, they've got a lot more momentum so it's harder for them to steer. And they hit a lot harder, but it's harder for them to score hits like that. Thanks, Pidgeot!"

Pidgeot reverted back to Pidgey, and landed on Ash's arm.

"Now, what about a Zorua or Zoroark?" Ash asked. "How do you think a Pokémon like that could use what we've already talked about?"

"I guess they could pick if they're being heavy or light?" Lana guessed, uncertainly. "Is that something they can do?"

"Right!" Ash agreed. "And because of that, a Zorua can turn into a light Pokémon to change course and then a heavy Pokémon to hit. It means it breaks their illusion when they hit, but it's a great trick to use, especially because they can also turn into a heavy Pokémon to not be knocked around. What about a Rhyhorn?"

"They're heavy, so they've got a lot of momentum, and it's hard to knock them about," Sophocles said. "And when they charge, they hit hard."

Ash gave him a thumbs-up. "What about Cutiefly?"

"Really light," Lillie said. "They need to watch out for it."

"And Snorlax?"

"They're super hard to move!" Kiawe said. "I get it, so a Snorlax doesn't need to worry about being hit by a light Pokémon much at all, at least not from momentum and stuff."

"That's true!" Ash said, sending his out. "But there's something else, too."

Cresselia checked a map, then slid sideways a bit. "I'll bring back a souvenir from Poni."

"Snorlax, Extremespeed!" Ash ordered, and Cresselia was abruptly replaced by Snorlax. There was a faint sort of blur in the distance for a moment, though.

"See, if a heavy Pokémon like Snorlax is moving really fast, they have so much momentum they can knock another Pokémon a really, really long way," Ash concluded. "That can be helpful for all kinds of reasons!"

 

Notes:

Because of course I had to use the term Mega Meganiumnium Z. I've been planning that since Whitney's gym.

Chapter 8: Pancake Day

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"So, Ash, did you hear about the next big event on the Melemele calendar?" Kukui asked. "It sounds like the kind of thing that would Attract attention from you and your Pokémon!"

"I don't think I did," Ash replied, frowning. "What is it?"

"It's called the Pokémon Pancake Race!" Kukui replied. "It's a special event that celebrates Alolan-style pancakes, and… well, it's a bit silly, really. But it's good fun!"

He waved inland. "The way it works is that a team has to complete the whole course with a complete stack of about ten pancakes… it could be ten, it could be twelve, I don't remember exactly. But the important bit is that you can't drop any of them, because dropping a pancake results in elimination. Same thing for using attacks to mess with opponents."

"Oh, I get it!" Ash realized. "So it's a test of speed, but also of your ability to control something awkward while moving fast!"

"Hmm," Pikachu said, already thinking about it. "I could enjoy doing that."

"There's three steps to the race," Kukui explained. "The first step is that the trainer goes alone with the stack, then the second step has the trainer pulling the Pokémon along by wagon, and the third stage is Pokémon on their own."

"Query," Zygarde stated. "What are the restrictions on how teams are formed?"

"I… actually don't know that," Kukui confessed, once Ash had relayed the question. "Why do you ask?"

"I think Zygarde's asking for the same reason I'm asking, which is that it'd be great for some of my Pokémon to enter as a team," Ash said. "I guess it might not be fair if they're racing against humans for the first two bits, though… who organizes it? Maybe we can sort something out…"


"All right, everyone!" Anna the announcer said. "Welcome to the Pokémon Pancake Race! I'm Anna, and I'll be handling commentary for this event… and this year something new is being tried out! That's right, the Pokémon Pancake Race is now open to two kinds of team!"

She waved down at the starting line. "As you can see, there's some Pokémon at the start line as well! All-Pokémon teams are scored separately, and they have pancakes with cocoa powder mixed in so they're all dark brown and delicious in a different way entirely."

"Hoopa is looking forward to trying out those pancakes!" Hoopa added, the moment she took a breath. "Hoopa has Hoopa-rings ready to catch pancakes that would otherwise fall on the ground!"

"Hey, who are you?" Anna asked. "You're a Pokémon?"

"Hoopa is Hoopa!" Hoopa clarified. "And Hoopa is joining in in doing the commentary-ing, because Hoopa was bored which is Hoopa's normal way of being. Now, when is the race starting?"


"Phew," Kiawe said, sighing in relief. "I was getting worried seeing there were Pokémon to race against. It's a good thing we don't have to keep up with your Suicune, Ash."

"Yeah, they were really nice about it," Ash agreed. "It does feel weird, though, Pikachu's waiting up ahead and I think that's the furthest I've been away from him in months."

"Wow," Lana blinked. "That's a really impressive bond you have there, Ash. I… shouldn't be surprised by it, but I somehow am."

She adjusted her pancake plate. "The problem with this race is that you're not allowed to eat the pancakes, they really seem tasty…"

"Why not just go ahead and eat them?" asked a competitor in a trenchcoat a few places down, holding up their own light coloured pancakes.

"Huh?" Lana asked. "Did someone say something?"

"Drat," the trenchcoat-wearer muttered.

"All right, everyone, we're starting in three!" the announcer said. "Two! One! Go!"

Suicune smoothly picked up speed, the wind diverting around her to avoid blowing her chocolate pancakes off her back, and Ash's Zapdos took off in a whirl of wings. Next to them Bianca (who'd arrived from Altomare) stumbled slightly but managed to save her pancakes, and the trenchcoat guy ran ahead with a flapping sound from the moving trenchcoat.

Ash's Torkoal was doing the course on his front legs only for some reason.

"Wow, this is hard!" Bonnie said. "Hi Ash, Hoopa dropped me off and I didn't have time to say hello before!"

"Don't overdo it," Ash told her, jogging alongside instead of racing off into the distance. "Remember, you want to keep your pancakes, so it's better to go a bit slower and not drop them."

"Right!" Bonnie agreed with a nod. "It's hard but fun!"


"Hold on, did I just…" Anna began, then tried not to laugh.

"Zapdos has been disqualified!" she announced. "Cause of disqualification, eating own pancakes!"

"Hoopa thinks she should have eaten more breakfast," Hoopa said sagely. "Hoopa could have given her a lot of breakfast! And look, the first Pokémon are reaching the carts!"

Torkoal ran right past the cart where Grovyle was waiting for him.

"Hey," Grovyle said. "Are you forgetting something?"

"I will do the course on my front legs!" Torkoal replied, huffing. "And if I do not, I will do the course eight times on my front legs!"

Grovyle considered that, then shrugged. "Well, whatever. I guess if I went now I'd have a blue cat crossing my path…"


"Here!" Suicune called, braking just as fluidly as she'd accelerated. "One set of pancakes, ready to deliver."

"Incorrect," Zygarde stated. "The pancake stack required is ten pancakes. You have four and two of them have a large bite taken out of them."

"I do?" Suicune replied, then twisted her head to look back at herself. "Oh, so I do. I wonder how that happened?"

At about the same time, a few metres away, an almost invisible length of fishing wire shimmered in the sun.

An actually invisible Munchlax swung on one end, and from the invisible anchor on the other end came some distinctly Victini-like sniggers.


"Nearly there!" Glastrier said, cantering up towards the change-over station, then slid to a halt.

His pancakes kept going, and went smash on the ground.

"Oh," he said. "Oops."

Calyrex gave him an unimpressed look.

Bianca huffed her way past them, spotting her own cart, and put the pancakes in the cart before starting to pull.

"Remember!" she said. "Don't give me any help! That'd be cheating."

"I know, I know!" Latias replied, sitting in the cart herself. "And don't worry, I can make up time for us when we hit the second change over!"


In the woods off to the side, Dastardly Darkrai held a frying pan out over Victini.

"Are you sure you tied that Munchlax up properly?" he demanded.

Victini nodded, ears glowing as he heated the pan, and Darkrai poured some batter into the pan.

"We should be at the front by now," he grumbled. "Instead we're making replacement pancakes… how long is this going to take?"

Victini's ears twitched, and he sniggered.

"This tastes terrible," Munchlax complained.

"Don't eat the fishing wire!" Darkrai seethed. "Victini, do something!"

At that, Victini promptly zipped off to help sort out Munchlax. This left the frying pan without a source of heat, and Darkrai stared for a moment at the pancakes.

He was trying not to think the word congeal.


"Let's go, Turtonator!" Kiawe said, passing Turtonator the pancakes, then grabbed onto the handle and started pulling.

It took a lot of effort to even get the Fire-type to start moving.

"I don't think I thought this through," he admitted.

Honestly, I don't think I understand the rules, a voice said beside him.

Kiawe looked to the side, huffing as he tried to slowly build up speed, and saw a weird Pokémon floating next to him with a stack of outsized pancakes.

A stack of three pancakes, which turned into two as she ate one with a large fork.

Still, the pancakes are nice, Newtwo added. Good luck.

"Turrrt," Turtonator said.

"I know, I know," Kiawe replied. "I should have at least checked if you or Charizard was heavier…"

Torkoal went past for another lap.


"Thanks for the lift!" Latias said, scooping up her plate. "See you in a minute, Bianca!"

She zipped off down the course with a whoom of displaced air.

"Phew," Bianca sighed. "Maybe they should have got the Pokémon to tow the humans? No, that wouldn't work great either…"

Ash arrived next to her, and Pikachu hopped off the cart. There was a splash as he summoned a watery Surf-board, took the pancakes, and then began steadily accelerating off into the distance – pursued a few seconds later by an Alolan Raichu, who hopped onto his tail and zipped after Pikachu.

"Hi, Bianca," Ash said. "Latias went ahead, right?"

"That's right," Bianca agreed. "How are you doing here… wherever here is?"

Ash brightened. "Oh, right, I should tell you where we are. This is Melemele Island, in Alola!"

"Sorry, but what?" Raichu's partner asked. "How did you get here without knowing where you were?"

"Hoopa!" Hoopa said, sticking Hoopa's head through a Hoopa-hole. "Hoopa has taken over the role of joint organizer! Hoopa is accepting payment in pancakes – oops!"

Hoopa went back through the Hoopa-hole in the other direction, and several pancakes came flying into the air behind Hoopa. Hoopa caught them, took one off the stack and ate it in a single bite, then held the stack out to Anna. "Want one?"


"Ah, I need to be faster!" Servine decided, watching as Torkoal went past her. "Lunar Blessing!"

She threw the pancakes into the air, did a twirl as she powered up, and caught the whole stack again as it came down. "Marvellous, non?"

Nobody said anything, so she just shrugged and kept going – at least until a pancake landed in front of her, making her slip and sending all her pancakes flying forwards.

Hoopa caught some of them just before they'd hit the ground, and Servine curled up a leaf to shake in the direction the pancake had come from.

"Rude!" she called, then sighed. "Ah well. It was good exercise."


"Faster, Victini!" Darkrai called, running alongside and with his trenchcoat on the wrong way round. "We're neck and neck with the leaders! You can't lose now!"

He picked up one of his spare pancakes and threw it in front of Pikachu and Raichu, but both Electric-types just sailed over the obstruction.

"Drat!" Darkrai snapped. "Victini, do something!"

Victini ate a pancake, and Darkrai put another one of the spares on top of the stack to replace it.

"Are you sure we're the front runners?" Pikachu asked. "Ignoring for a moment the blatant cheating going on here, I'm quite sure Latias went zipping off ahead before Ash and I got to the second changeover."

"I don't want any more of that from you!" Darkrai said, snidely. "Now stand still so I can scheme!"

"Finish line's coming up," Raichu reported.

"And it looks like the leaders are coming into sight!" Anna announced. "There's Pikachu, Raichu, and a Victini! I didn't know that was one of the competitors!"

Darkrai threw a pancake, aiming to actually hit Raichu this time, but he missed. It hit the track, skidded to the side, bounced, and slid directly into Darkrai's path.

He stepped on it, and the inevitable happened – his trenchcoat came off, he cartwheeled forwards, and bumped into Victini. Then there was an almighty tangle as they slammed into the crash barriers to one side of the actual finish line, and Anna began trying to work out if Pikachu or Raichu had actually flown over the finish line first.

"Curse," Darkrai grumbled, glowing as he powered up. "Foiled again."


Meanwhile, in a forest clearing on the other side of Melemele, Latias scratched her head.

"Navigating on a race course is a lot easier when there's big glowing arrows which tell you which way to go," she said. "I may have been spoiled by video games."

 

Notes:

You also don't get the loud WRONG WAY warning.

Chapter 9: Hydrostatics lesson

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Bonnie, and Bianca, and the other guests for the Pancake Race, went back to Kalos and Altomare and the other places they'd been before Hoopa signed them up for the race (with complimentary mandatory transportation). The Alolans stayed in Alola, though, and so did Ash, and two days later it was time for him to do another lesson.

"So today we're talking about water!" Ash said. "And ice, a bit, too, but mostly water. What do you know about water?"

"There's fresh and salt water," Lana said. "I hope I know enough about it because Popplio's a water-type and my family have several Water-type Pokémon!"

"Oh, you don't just mean the Type, right?" Kiawe checked. "Uh… I guess it rains?"

"We already did that one, didn't we?" Mallow said. "You get… salt water in the sea, and fresh water in rain, and they act differently I think? You can't drink the sea, but besides that. It's not safe for most plants either."

"Good," Ash told her. "Yeah, Grass types can usually cope with salt water okay in a battle, but it can be bad for them if they have to deal with it for a long time and they're not used to it. But there's a few other things to know about water before we really get started. Anyone else?"

Sophocles raised a hesitant hand.

"It's used for cooling things down, right?" he asked. "That sounds really silly now I say it."

"It's a good answer!" Ash replied. "You see, water takes a lot of heat to warm it up. A really massive amount, actually, it's harder to heat up water than a lump of iron or stone that weighs the same. That's one reason why it's good against the Fire type."

"Oh!" Lana said. "It conducts electricity! Especially salt water, which is why it's weak to Electric attacks!"

"Right," Ash agreed. "But there's special cases there."

"Ice floats," Lillie said. "That's unusual."

Ash nodded. "Well spotted! Yes, that is unusual, we're just used to it because there's so much water and ice in the world. But if you melt something else, then the solid sinks to the bottom of the liquid instead of floating on top."

Popplio came out of her Pokéball. "I've got one! I've got one!" she said. "Can I give an answer?"

Ash nodded, and Popplio formed a bubble before bouncing it on her nose.

"It's see through!" she said. "Nearly, anyway. And it's got currents in it, too."

"It is see through, isn't it?" Kiawe realized. "It's not like, uh, lava. Even if you could swim in lava."

"We might do volcanoes in another lesson," Ash replied. "Maybe if Lokoko can learn Entrainment..."

He thought for a moment, then held up a Dive Ball. "Let's start by having a look at water!"

Silver came out with a flash. "Hi, everyone!"

"This is Silver," Ash introduced the young Lugia. "He's going to show us some of how water works. Okay, Silver, Hydro Pump!"

"Shouldn't we-" Lana began, then stopped and watched in surprise as the Hydro Pump didn't blast the whole classroom. Instead, Silver took control of it with Extrasensory only a moment after the attack came out of his mouth, and it formed into a giant spherical water-globe.

"Ooh," Popplio gasped. "That's the kind of thing I really want to do! Only, as a bubble with air in it, not a giant water blob by itself."

"So, this is water!" Ash said. "And it makes a really good shield, if you can move it around, because it's heavy – a lot heavier than air, after all! - and you can see through it, plus if someone tries to get rid of the water by burning it away or freezing it it'll take a lot of energy to do it."

He sent out Buizel next, and the Water-type took a run-up before jumping into the bubble with a splash.

"Buizel's showing how you can swim around underwater," Ash added. "That sounds obvious, but it's good to think about it when you get a chance, since battling on water or in water you sometimes can't see what your Pokémon is doing. Underwater you can be attacked from a lot more different directions, but you can also dodge in more different directions, so it's a trade off… and, even though a lot of attacks have to push through the water and lose their power, you can use the water to hit someone and it's different. A move like Whirlpool can really cause a Pokémon trouble if it hits them underwater… but now let's see something else cool. Buizel, Aqua Ring!"

Buizel swam to the top of the bubble, sprang out, used Aqua Ring, and dropped right back in again.

"Suicune!" Ash added, and got Suicune (which was a bit of a novelty). "Suicune has a special power where she can make water pure. That changes how it works, but first, Pikachu, Thundershock!"

Pikachu directed a jet of electricity at Buizel, and the attack lit up the whole sphere. Buizel's Aqua Ring dropped out of him with a muffled brring sound, and he let it hover there for a few seconds before going to pick it up again.

"So that's an Electric attack against normal water," Ash said. "Now, if Suicune makes it so the water is super-pure, so it's just water and nothing else at all…"

Suicune tapped the water with her paw, and Pikachu used Thundershock again.

This time the pattern of lightning was different, fizzing around the outside instead of going into the middle.

"That's because water conducts electricity, not because it's water, but because of other things in the water!" Ash said. "Salt water conducts electricity more easily, and really pure water doesn't, but it has to be really pure."

Then the egg by Lillie's desk hatched into an Alolan Vulpix.

"Good afternoon, little one," Suicune said, with a nod. "It's nice to meet you."

Vulpix looked at her, then at the giant bubble of water.

"Are you going to stop the lesson?" she asked. "I was learning things. Are you going to do ice next?"

"We'll get started again in a bit!" Ash said. "But I think we all want to say hello to you first!"

"Hello," Lillie supplied. "You have good manners."

"You haven't seen me when I'm annoyed," Vulpix replied. "I haven't seen me when I'm annoyed. Maybe I do?"


Everyone said hello to Vulpix, and she said hello back, and after that Ash resumed by talking about surface tension.

"Water likes to cling together," he explained. "It's why when a window or floor gets wet, but not too wet,you see drops on it instead of a sort of flat layer, because the water pulls itself together. It's like there's a bit of a skin on it, and it's how Surskit skim across water… it's not very strong by itself, but Pokémon can make it stronger and so you can do some neat things with it. Like how my Greninja uses a lot of his water attacks!"

"Your Greninja?" Sophocles asked. "Oh, are you going to send him out?"

"I bet he's already in here," Togedemaru guessed, looking around. "They're ninja, so they can be really sneaky."

"Or maybe that's just what they want us to think," Bounsweet said.

"But maybe that's what he'd want us to think, and so he really is hiding," Mallow frowned. "I'm confused."

Greninja came in through the door.

"Grovyle said that as a ninja I should arrive late," he said. "And say that it's because a Litten crossed my path or I was helping someone with groceries. I don't really get it myself."

"Hi, Greninja!" Ash waved. "Great timing!"

"Oh, I must have got it wrong, then," Greninja decided. "If I'm not late or early, maybe I got ninja confused with wizard."

He used Water Shuriken, and left it spinning on his palm for everyone to see.

"So it's not just surface tension making the water attack shaped like that," Ash explained, to everyone. "Otherwise it'd just be sort of a blob. But surface tension's involved in making sure it has definite edges, and also in making it so it hits instead of just splashing."

"There's a lot more behind Pokémon moves than I thought," Kiawe admitted.

"Now, let's move on to ice!" Ash said. "Like Lillie said, ice floats, but ice is a weird substance by itself too. Let's have some, Buizel!"

Buizel used Ice Shard, resulting in a dozen little pieces of ice floating around inside Silver's water bubble. Then the Psychic-type extracted them, and Greninja put one each on everyone's desks to pick up.

"So the first obvious thing about ice is that it's cold," Ash said. "And even though Ice is weak to Fire, it actually takes a lot of heat to melt ice, so an Ice-type can use ice to shield itself from fire if it's careful about it."

Vulpix nodded.

"Should I take notes?" she asked.

"I'll do it," Lillie said.

"But that's not all there is about ice," Ash explained. "You can freeze other things into the water that ice is made of, like air bubbles, and if you make ice colder it also makes it harder to damage. That's because a lot of how ice moves about is because it's sort of… squishing around a bit, and the colder it is the harder it is to make those happen. Ice can also block electricity if it's cold enough that there's no water channels for the electricity to go down… oh, yeah! So, here's a question for everyone – what do you think would happen if Silver froze this ball of water?"

"It'd get colder?" Mallow suggested.

"If it's still moving, it would freeze in a weird way, right?" Lana guessed.

"Oh!" Kiawe said. "He'd drop it, because it'd be slippery now!"

Vulpix raised her paw.

"I think I have a guess?" she said. "Lillie said that ice got bigger when it froze, so if he froze it from the outside, it'd build up pressure as more of the ice froze. And then it'd explode."

"That's right!" Ash agreed. "Now, Silver, send that water ball outside and let's demonstrate!"


After the bits of ice shrapnel had finished falling, they sorted out what to do with Vulpix by going to visit Principal Oak.

He explained that he'd had it planned that one of the members of the class would get Vulpix as their Pokémon, and that he'd be keeping an eye on her to see how she was different from his own newly-hatched Fire-type Vulpix, but that it really was up to them who got her.

"It wouldn't make sense for me to decide," the Principal added. "I've already had my pix today!"

"Hmm," Kiawe said. "I say Lillie gets first pick!"

"I agree!" Lana agreed. "Lillie, it's up to you."

"And Vulpix," Ash reminded them.

"I think…" Lillie began, then clenched her fists.

"I want to be able to say yes," she said. "If Vulpix wants to be my Pokémon, then I want to be her trainer, but I don't know if I can be."

"Then let's give it a try," Vulpix said. "I can be patient. I think. I don't know that about myself yet."

She scratched her head. "Should I have a name? Greninja is Greninja, but Lokoko is Lokoko."

Everyone looked at Lillie, who went red.

"The only name I can think of is Snowy," she admitted.

"I'll take it!" the new Snowy declared. "Looks like you're stuck with me."

"Then let's get back to the lesson!" Ash said. "We can talk about how skating works, because it's something where nobody quite knows how it works but they've got a good guess…"

"Isn't it just that ice is slippery?" Silver said.

"That's right, ice is slippery," Ash agreed. "But the big question is why it's slippery!"

 

Notes:

There's always more to learn, which is convenient.

Chapter 10: The Night Fight Rite

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Rockruff glanced around, floppy ears doing their best to twitch, and glanced towards Professor Kukui's room.

Nothing beyond the sound of a sleeping human.

From Ash's room there was no sound at all.

Getting out of their bed, Rockruff slowly padded across the floor, then slipped outside.

It was a bright night, with the moon three-quarters full and only a little bit of wispy cloud, and Rockruff sniffed the air before nodding.

It was time to go to the Clawmark Hill again, and-

"Hi!" Ash said.

Rockruff jumped a foot in the air.

"Don't do that!" they complained, after landing and managing to avoid falling over. "What are you doing up? It's nearly midnight!"

"Yeah, but Rowlet's an owl, remember?" Ash said. "And I'm trying to help him get better at battling when it's not sunny to charge him up. I know he spends a lot of time sleeping, that's not really a thing I can change, but if he can sleep most of the time and be full of energy the rest of the time, even if it's not sunny, then he's in a really good position."

He waved overhead, and Rockruff squinted to see a sort of misty blur overhead which Rowlet went swooping through.

"Noctowl's helping," Ash explained. "He's making illusion targets for Rowlet to practice against, we're going to keep going until Rowlet is completely exhausted, then see how much sunlight charging it takes to get him ready to go again. That way we'll be able to tell how much of Rowlet needing rest is psychosomatic and how much is just how much charging he needs… then we can set him up so he can charge himself, maybe, but that's a longer term project. For now that's what we're working on."

Rowlet went through another misty shape, this one close enough to see as a faux smoke ring, and Noctowl passed soundlessly overhead.

"So, what wakes you up?" Ash asked. "Are you going off to meet other wild Pokémon?"

"Sort of," Rockruff replied, a bit evasively.

"Well, I'd like to meet them!" Ash said. "If you think they'd be okay with it."

"I…" Rockruff began, then thought about it again. "Actually, I honestly don't know what they'd think – look, when are you planning on sleeping?"

"Eventually," Ash replied. "I don't have a lesson tomorrow, so I can spend all night working with my Pokémon if I want. I'm also thinking about what do to in the next lesson, so I can give anyone who's going to get involved enough warning…"

He shook his head. "But, anyway! Noctowl can train Rowlet wherever, so how about if I come along? If your friends wouldn't want a human to be around I can deal with that…"


"When you said you could deal with it, I was not expecting it to be that way," Rockruff said, glancing back. "In hindsight I'm not sure why I wasn't expecting it to be that way."

Ashbsol shrugged.

"Okay, we're nearly here," Rockruff added. "Just… stay out of the centre area if you don't want to get involved, I guess."

With that, they stepped forwards, and joined a collection of other Pokémon around a claw-shaped rock.

"Attention!" called a Midday Lycanroc. "What is the first rule of Clawmark Hill?"

"We talk about Clawmark Hill to Pokémon who might be interested," the assembled Pokémon replied.

"What's the second rule of Clawmark Hill?" a Midnight Lycanroc asked.

"This is about fighting, so don't be surprised if you get in a fight!" the Pokémon answered.

"Third rule?"

"Stop if you tell us to, stop if the other one gives up, stop if you think you might really hurt them, give up if you think you might be really hurt."

"Right!" Midday agreed. "Who's first?"

Rockruff raised their paw, and a Magmar put up her hand, so the other Pokémon backed off to let them fight.

"I don't get it," Rowlet said, landing with a flop on Ashbsol's back and making faint exhausted owl noises. "What's going on?"

"It's like Pokémon training, but doing it by having the Pokémon battle one another directly?" Ash guessed, in Mew. "It's great they've got rules like that to stop Pokémon from getting beaten up if they don't want to be."

"Are you all right?" a nearby Mankey asked. "It sounds like you've got a cold or something."

"I was taught to speak like this by Mew!" Ash replied.

"Huh," Mankey frowned.

Then Magmar fire-punched Rockruff, who went bouncing backwards with a yelp before getting back to their paws.

"That looked painful," Noctowl observed. "I wonder what they're planning to do… do they know any Rock type moves?"

"Not sure," Ash answered. "Maybe knowing a Rock-type move would help, if Rockruff doesn't know one yet… they're really determined, though."

"Bite!" Rockruff yipped, jaws opening and then slamming closed again with a tchack sound, and Magmar retaliated by hosing her opponent down with Ember. Then she used Feint Attack, and Rockruff went flying backwards to hit the nearest prong of Clawmark Hill.

"Rrrf," the Rock-type snarled, picking themselves up, but Midday Lycanroc jumped in front of them.

"No," the older Pokémon insisted. "If you keep going you'll be pushing yourself too hard."

"But-" Rockruff said, then swallowed their objection.

"Next!" Midnight called.


"I guess you want to get stronger, huh?" Ash checked, once they were on the way home. "It seemed like you were annoyed."

"I was annoyed," Rockruff agreed. "I am annoyed! I want to get stronger but this isn't working right, there's part of me that just demands that I improve but every time I go up to Clawmark Hill… I enjoy it while it's happening, but then I haven't improved enough and it feels like wasted time."

Ash hummed to himself, thinking.

"What about if you train with my team?" he asked. "The way Rowlet and Noctowl are working together now, that's still about improving, right?"

"I guess," Rockruff agreed. "It feels weird, but… I guess."

They frowned. "I… don't have to be your Pokémon or anything, do I?"

"Not at all!" Ash said. "Remember Zygarde? They've trained with my team, but they're still not my Pokémon mostly because they haven't asked."

"Then I want to be," Rockruff decided, all in a rush. "And – if I can get stronger, then – um…"

They looked at Ashbsol again.

"Is it weird that my instincts are saying that I'll get stronger really fast with you?" they asked. "Normally they just mean I have moods, but now it's like I'm getting a big flashing sign."

Ash shrugged.

"Don't know," he admitted. "Mew might, though… so, what about if we start you training alongside Rowlet? I'll go get some rocks and you can try throwing them at him while he flies overhead."

"You're not going to catch me first?" Rockruff asked. "...what about – I'm very confused."

"Well, aim helps with Rock Throw," Ash said. "And getting used to throwing rocks must help too! Plus it'll help Rowlet with situational awareness and stuff. And if you still want to be my Pokémon we can sort it out later, that way you have time to change your mind after I'm not an Absol any more."


"And… how much is that, Ibid?" Ash asked.

"Two hours of sunlight and rest, then four hours of sunlight while flying at speed," Ibid answered. "Then Rowlet was completely exhausted again."

"That's actually a good result!" Ash decided. "That means that Rowlet does use energy faster than he picks it up, even when it's sunny, but it also means that a full charge up will let him battle for almost a full night, right?"

"Correct," Ibid confirmed.

"He'd have to be more careful when it's cloudy, but… yeah, I think a lot of it really is just the difference between something being tiring and something exhausting you," Ash said.

Rockruff was watching in amazement.

"I'd never have believed Rowlet could do that," they admitted, as the Grass-type sunbathed to recharge. "How did you know he could?"

"A lot of what matters with Pokémon is how determined they are!" Ash answered. "And if Rowlet hadn't been willing to work that hard – hadn't wanted to work that hard – then that would have been fine. But doing something once is how you prove to yourself that that's a thing you can do, and after that you're just doing it again instead of trying to do something completely new."

"I think I get that," Rockruff said, frowning.

Ash pointed at Pikachu, who'd taken over from Rockruff in giving Rowlet something to dodge after breakfast – giving Rockruff time to catch a quick nap. "It's exactly how Pikachu turned Thunder That Breaks The Earth from a thing that happened one day into a consistent move he can even teach to other Pokémon… anyway, we've been working on you throwing a rock, so far, but the next step is going to be adding something more into it. Do you think you need more rest?"

"I think having a proper sleep would be nice, but… not yet," Rockruff decided. "Maybe this evening. I want to see what's coming next, first."

"This should be interesting," Pikachu said. "I'm trying to guess where this is going to go."

"Well, you know how Accelerock is a move that Rockruff and Lycanrock are known for learning?" Ash asked.

"You mean it's our exclusive move, right?" Rockruff said. "Even though I don't know it yet."

"Well, Buizel knows it, and I don't think there's any moves that aren't special Z-moves or things like that that are really exclusive," Ash replied. "But it's a move a lot of you learn, and that made me think that you could do really well from learning Stealth Rock!"

Rockruff's head tilted. "Huh?"

"Oh, I think I see," Pikachu said. "Hold on, I'll demonstrate."

He held out his paw, sparks flickering around it, and a Thunderstone came flying out of the door to Professor Kukui's house.

"Nice work, Pikachu!" Ash said. "You even made sure it wouldn't just smash right through the window."

"Tapu Koko's done enough of that to that house," Pikachu said, catching the Thunderstone. "What I think Ash is talking about, Rockruff, is like this."

He threw it away, then jumped in the air as it came back, and used it as a platform to jump off.

"Right!" Ash agreed. "That's half of it, and then the other half – use your Surf board to jump off, this time, but hit the Thunderstone with Sky Uppercut to launch it!"

Rockruff watched as Pikachu launched the Thunderstone high into the air.

"I… um…" they said, frowning. "Hold on, I think I get the idea… so if I use Stealth Rock like that, then I have platforms in the air to kick off, ride, and use as rock projectiles whenever I need them?"

"Exactly!" Ash agreed. "You can even hide behind them as shields! So, let's try and get the basics of the move working… oh, yeah, and now you can start throwing rocks at me!"

He switched back to Ashbsol. "Don't worry, I can dodge all right."

"...I'll be honest, I thought that potion had worn off," Rockruff admitted. "How did you do that?"

"Ash has the Illusion ability, as an Absol," Pikachu clarified, now juggling his Thunderstone with tail thwacks. "Actually, if you want to work on aim, you can use this one for Rock Throws and then work on trying to get Stealth Rock working while I retrieve it."

"Why are you not a Raichu?" Rockruff asked.

"Personal preference and something or other about Galar," Pikachu shrugged, then caught the 'stone and shaded his eyes. "Hey, Ash, look."

"Huh?" Ash asked, then tilted his head so his blade shaded his eyes. "Oh, yeah! Hi, Cresselia!"

Cresselia came in to land, and took a large cooler off her back with a faint glow of Extrasensory.

"Anyone want some shave ice?" she asked, opening the lid with an emblazoned Vast Poni Canape logo on it. "Technically the cooler's the souvenir, but these are nice."

 

Notes:

Hiding behind them counts as Stealth, I think.

Chapter 11: A little bit Koko

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

As part of what was either a class event or just several people deciding to do the same thing at the same time, the whole of Kukui's class gathered at the kitchen run by Mallow's father for a bite to eat.

"This should be interesting," Lokoko said, curling her tails around to give herself a seat. "I might have to ask for a little advice on how things are done, if the cooks are willing to give it."

"I didn't know you were a cook, Mrs. Lokoko," Lana replied. "Are you? It sounds like you are."

"I've sometimes helped Ash's mother at the cafe she's set up," Lokoko told her. "It's a nice way to spend a little time, especially with my wife, because she works as a time and motion consultant. And providing translation helps the guests connect better with their Pokémon, as well."

"That sounds helpful," Lillie said.

She looked at the seat to her right, where Snowy was snoozing while wearing a little hat, and reached out to brush her fingers along the hat – not quite touching Snowy's fur, but so close there wasn't much difference.

"I don't know if I'd have got on with Snowy as well without being able to ask her what she liked or didn't like," she added. "I – oh!"

Snowy had made a sort of mrfle noise, and nosed her muzzle gently into Lillie's hand. Lillie tensed, then – slowly – relaxed without pulling her hand away.

"I think you're putting in a lot of effort," Lokoko decided. "And that's important. It might even be more important than anything else."

She tilted her head. "Well. I'm not going to say that you wouldn't have it easier if you didn't have your fear of Pokémon. You probably would. But if you didn't have your fear, and also didn't have that determination to do what's right, then… well."

Mallow leaned out of the kitchen. "Ash, can I borrow Pikachu? I need something to replace an ingredient that's supposed to add spark."

"Hmm," Lokoko said.

"How much spark?" Ash asked. "Pikachu mostly does really powerful attacks. If you want a bit of electricity, you might be better off with someone else."

"I'm more concerned about replacing an ingredient with an attack," Lokoko admitted. "Fire and spice are closely related, but you wouldn't want to overcook something spicy and you certainly wouldn't want to overcook it instead of adding spice."

"Maybe it depends on if it's the right kind of spice?" Ash asked. "Like how you can use Natural Gift to do a typed attack, it could be reversing that… but Pikachu hasn't worked on that so we couldn't use it now, even if it worked that way."

"Probably," Mallow sighed. "It's a pity… it's a recipe my brother sent me, from an old manuscript, and the ingredient's supposed to leave a real shocking aftertaste! But I wouldn't want to ruin good food just to try and get something right for the first time."

"Well… we should go looking!" Ash suggested. "If it's an Alolan recipe, there should be some of it somewhere, right?"

"It's out of season," Mallow said. "Yellow Nectar is used, but not right now. I might have to wait months."

"Yellow nectar," Ash repeated. "Right, I get it, that's the one that changes Oricorio to their Electric-type style. Like how there's all those other nectars that mostly aren't around that change Oricorio to their Fairy-type style, and things like that."

"Fairy-type?" Sophocles repeated. "Oricorio doesn't have a Fairy-type form."

"That's right, because they can't get the nectar," Ash agreed. "The only one I've seen was when a Fairy-type Gym Leader took a magic potion that turned her into a Pokémon, that's what it turned her into, then Mew explained about how there were other Oricorio forms which don't have the right flower support."

Mallow had started nodding politely.

"Hmm," Ash added, frowning. "Hey, Mallow, it'd be a disaster if you couldn't make this recipe for months, right?"

"It would," Mallow said, with a sigh.

"Then let's go!" Ash decided. "We'll find that nectar, follow me!"

The others watched him leave.

"So… is this a lesson?" Kiawe asked. "I don't know if it's a lesson or not."

"I should… probably go," Mallow said, scooping up Bounsweet. "Aren't you coming, Lokoko?"

"I'm staying here so I can translate for everyone else," Lokoko answered. "You'll be with Ash, so he can translate for you."

She raised her voice slightly. "Excuse me? Would it be too much bother if we got a snack to tide us over until my trainer's finished hunting for a possibly impossible ingredient? I understand if it would be."


"You seem to know just where you're going," Mallow said, hurrying to catch up with Ash, Pikachu and Zygarde. "Did you hear about something secret? Did a Legendary Pokémon tell you?"

"No, it'd just be a disaster if you didn't manage to make the meal you're trying to make," Ash replied. "That's what makes it easy!"

"Right," Mallow decided. "I think I follow that… I think."

Ash turned one way, changed his mind, and went another. "Hmm… I guess I should send Rowlet out as well, it's a nice day and he can get some charge!"

The Grass-type came out of his Pokéball with a flash and began orbiting overhead, wings shimmering faintly as he took in sunlight, then he flew higher.

Came back down.

"There's a funny looking Pokémon up ahead!" he reported. "They look familiar."

"Familiar how?" Bounsweet checked.

"What did Bounsweet say?" Mallow asked.

"She was asking Rowlet for details about the Pokémon he'd seen up ahead," Ash clarified. "Which, well, he was looking left a bit, so they must just be down this way!"

Ash was right.

It was Tapu Koko.

"Hey, you!" Tapu Koko said, striking a pose. "Let's fight! I challenge you to a battle, to see you do a Z-move!"

"I guess it's time for us to try out that Electricium Z, Pikachu!" Ash declared. "Get ready!"


"Okay, so, watch carefully!" Tapu Koko said, once Ash had fitted the Electric-type Z-crystal to his Z-ring. "Pose like this!"

He struck three poses, one after another.

"What's Tapu Koko doing?" Mallow asked. "That is Tapu Koko, right? I think that's how they look but I can't remember for sure!"

"Yeah, I think that's Tapu Koko," Ash agreed. "And he told me to pose like that… so that's the Z-move poses, I think. Pikachu, ready?"

"Ready!" Pikachu agreed.

"Then it's a battle!" Tapu Koko said, and an Electric Terrain formed around them. Pikachu's fur promptly lit up as he drew in the currents of energy, and Zygarde raised their paw.

"I have a question," they informed the Tapu. "Do you actually know what you are getting into here?"

"No!" Tapu Koko replied, clearly. "Do you know another way I could find out first hand?"

Zygarde considered this.

"Activating multiplexing," they said. "Ash, please inform Mallow that she should take cover."

"Sure," Ash confirmed. "Mallow, can you hide behind Zygarde?"

"Behind Zygarde?" Mallow repeated. "How-"

Then Zygarde was the focus of hundreds of Cells pouring in on them from all over the area, and transitioned to 100 Percent Form.

"...oh," Mallow decided, then decided to do just as Ash had passed on.

"Let's do this, Pikachu!" Ash called, striking a pose. Pikachu did the same, and a flare of brilliant energy lit up around him.

Tapu Koko nodded, approvingly, then slammed his armour closed.

"Endure," he said, in a muffled sort of voice.

Then Pikachu used something which started out as Thunderbolt, went through Thunder That Breaks The Earth, and apparently kept going a bit further on the other side.


"This was a good decision," Tapu Koko said, opening up his armour again. "I definitely do not regret making sure I used Endure."

He couldn't see Pikachu any more, but that was mostly because he was now at the bottom of… quite a large crater.

"Very good!" he added. "Don't be discouraged if your Z crystal exploded, it does that sometimes."

"It hasn't exploded, but it did turn into a different one for a bit," Ash replied, padding to the edge of the crater, as behind him Zygarde degenerated back into 10 Percent Form. "I'll have to let Professor Oak know about that… did you know that two Pokémon could do Z moves together?"

"Of course I did," Tapu Koko said. "It has to be a very strong bond one way or another, at least. I did not know you were a Pokémon, though."

"Not usually, but it hasn't worn off yet after I helped Rockruff," Ashbsol explained.

Tapu Koko nodded, glad to have the explanation.

"Well, you've definitely got my approval," he said, rummaging around inside his armour. "I'll give you a Z… ah. Hm. I would give you a Z-crystal but the Normalium Z I was carrying appears to have been exploded."

He shrugged. "Well, I'll get back to you. So long!"


"That was neat!" Ash decided. "How was your first Z-move, Pikachu?"

"Tiring," Pikachu said, lying on his back. "I think it was a bad idea to use Thunder That Breaks The Earth as the base move for that… that's tiring enough even without it being a Z move."

Ash reapplied his Illusion, then picked up Pikachu and put him on his shoulder.

"Let's go look for that nectar!" he said.

"What just happened?" Mallow asked. "A Tapu just appeared out of nowhere and showed you how to do a Z move! The Z move blew a giant hole in the ground! Your Z-crystal transformed into one with a Pikachu tail on it! It turned you into a Pokémon!"

"Oh, no, that's just magic," Ash replied. "I don't know if you saw the Sinnoh Grand Festival… was it last year or the year before… my friend Dawn did the same thing, she turned into a Plusle. For me I just turn into an Absol, and the shockwave broke my Illusion."

"That makes less sense!" Mallow said. "Are you some kind of… magic superhero teacher?"

"I think all of those words apply to Ash individually, so yes," Pikachu said.

"Isn't Iris the superhero?"

"You are definitely the Rainbow Hero," Marshadow reminded Ash. "Which might count."

"I guess," Ash frowned. "Anyway, that's not the first Z-crystal I've had which does that. I wonder if they can all do that."

Mallow gaped.

"I don't-" she began, then stopped. "Why… I'm so confused."

"I can help," Zygarde said. "Among the data gathered during my gestalt was the location of a stand of yellow flowers which regularly have Oricorio visitors."

"Then that must be the source of the Yellow Nectar!" Ash said. "Let's go, Mallow!"


"Sincere note," Porygon said. "Pikachu continues to insist that they are really Mimikyu. Sarcastic addition: It is as if they think that this will somehow change the minds of the leadership team."

"You can shut up," Mimikyu grumbled.

"Self-evident statement: I clearly cannot," Porygon replied.

Mimikyu made a noise like a deflating balloon.

"Interested observation: It appears one of Twerp One's Pokémon has been 'pretending' to be Pikachu quite successfully," Porygon added. "Clarification: including the characteristic extremely large electric attacks."

"Then how can you not get it through your thick bulk-head that that's the real Pikachu?" Mimikyu demanded, kicking the Hikokyu internalwall in an ineffective sort of way.

"Amusement," Porygon said. "You assume I am also confused."

"Then why haven't you told them?" Mimikyu asked.

Their voice was sort of strangled, and Porygon let it fade before giving a simple reply.

"Amusement: Amusement."


"Alola!" Kiawe called, as they returned to the kitchen. "How did it go?"

"And didn't you have a Bounsweet?" Sophocles added. "That's a Steenee. Did she evolve or is that a new one?"

"Same old me, mostly," Steenee said. "I may have dreamed some of what happened though, I'm not entirely clear?"

"I don't even know at this point," Mallow groaned. "We got the Yellow Nectar, at least, so… I'll just go and finish your food."

 

Notes:

You've got to go about these things analytically.

Chapter 12: Cat and dogs

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Three, two, one… now!" Ash said, swiping his arm down, and Rockruff barked.

Their rocky ruff glowed, and sand clumped together into small pieces of sandstone.

"Is that all right?" they asked. "I'm not sure if that really counts as rock."

"I think it's still rocks," Ash judged. "Zygarde could tell you for sure, but I think there's hard rock and crumbly rock. You just need to keep in mind what kind it is… but the plus side is, they're more stealth even if they are less rock."

"Oh, good point!" Rockruff admitted. "Thanks, I didn't think of that. Okay, so… now I make them float…"

They kept concentrating, and the rocks started orbiting.

"Great!" Ash said. "Now, Rowlet, ready?"

"Ready!" Rowlet agreed, and came swooping down.

Rockruff tensed, then jumped forwards. They kicked off one floating rock, then another, and spun one around in front of them to act as a paw-hold to spring off and up at Rowlet himself.

The Grass-type did a roll, holding out his wing, and Rockruff's paw slapped into it. The Rock-type then started to fall, concentrated, and one of the sandstone rocks slid underneath them to catch them.

"Well done, Rockruff!" Ash praised. "Let's see another one… this time get ready to defend! Rowlet, do your best to keep your Leafage weak!"

"Will do!" Rowlet chirped, as Rockruff balanced on their Stealth Rock rock.

"Come back down," Ash decided. "Let's focus on moving the rocks around when you're not also balancing on one, for now."

"Right," Rockruff said, jumping down to ground level again. "Okay, ready!"

Rowlet did a roll, then flapped both wings abruptly forwards. He stopped, but several leaves didn't, and Rockruff yelped and hid behind one of their floating rocks.

It disintegrated in a cloud of sandstone, leaving Rockruff covered in sand, and Zygarde came walking over to sniff the next Stealth Rock.

"Hmm," they said. "Not very well welded, but that's loosely consolidated sandstone for you. Don't worry about it."

"Did I make that too powerful?" Rowlet asked. "Maybe I should go and unsunbathe to weaken myself a bit."

"It sounds like it should be fine, don't worry," Ash told him. "Maybe we should try again with another rock?"

"Maybe," Rockruff considered, shaking themselves out to remove the sand from their fur. "Or… hey, wait a minute."

Their paw thumped into their breast. "I just realized something. Stealth Rock lets me make and move rocks around. And I'm rock."

"That sounds like a great idea!" Ash agreed, enthusiastically. "Hey, maybe that's how Rock-type Geodudes do it, they're stealthy rocks…"

Further exploration of autolevitation had to wait, though, as Litten came hurrying up.

"I need help," she said. "Stoutland needs help, he's… can you? Please?"

"Sure," Ash agreed. "Should I turn into Absol again?"

"I – no, I don't think so," Litten answered, dancing on her paws with tension and impatience. "I, he might need help, I know I can trust you that's why I came to find you… please help!"

Ash pulled Arc out of his pocket, starting to run, and Litten turned around to scamper off.

Rockruff and Rowlet exchanged glances.

"Think we'll be needed?" Rockruff asked.

"Probably not," Rowlet decided. "Let's see if we can do more rock moving."


"He's been getting weaker and weaker for a while," Litten explained, anxiously. "But today he was really tired… I don't know what to do."

"I think I'm going to ask for help," Ash decided, as Dr. Agonite placed a stethoscope on Stoutland's chest. "Arc, I don't know if my Yveltal is fully up to date on the rules, so we might need experts. Can you get the non-shiny Xerneas and Yveltal?"

"Sending request," Arc said.

Litten stopped bouncing on her paws with nervous energy, mostly because she was staring at Ash instead.

"Did you just say…" she began. "Really?"

A golden ring appeared, and Yveltal flew through. Then another one, which Xerneas used to carefully enter the building.

A third deposited Tapu Fini.

"Oh, hello," she said. "Your golden one contacted me. I heard from Tapu Koko that you were in our islands. How are you enjoying them?"

"They're nice places," Ash told her. "Most of my time's been on Melemele so far, but Cresselia really enjoyed Poni so I'm looking forward to visiting."

Litten had dropped into a bow.

"What seems to be the problem?" Yveltal asked.

"It's Stoutland," Litten explained. "He's so old, I'm worried about him… I don't know what to do."

Xerneas examined him, the points of her horns lighting up.

"You are right to worry," she said. "Stoutland's life is nearly spent. He could last a little longer, without help, but a major intervention would be necessary to do more."

"Then help him!" Litten demanded.

"It is not that simple," Yveltal told her. "But you are a friend of Ash, so we will explain in full. Death is the end of life, but it is not the end of the person."

Stoutland had heaved himself up on one paw, and was watching carefully.

"There are many fates that await, after someone has died," Yveltal added. "Those who feel their business unfinished can come back as ghosts; those who wish to try again can be reborn; those who desire neither may pass on into the worlds beyond, according to where they truly believe they will go."

He gave Ash the side-eye. "Including, though I did not know this before, 'conga'."

"What?" Litten asked, then shook her head. "But – what about – can't you help him?"

"Litten," Stoutland said. "I am old. I know that, and you know that. And there are Pokémon and people who I miss, those who I lost before ever I met you."

He smiled. "I haven't regretted any of our time together. But there are Pokémon waiting for me."

"I don't want you to go," Litten said, softly.

"If it would help, I can arrange a visit," Tapu Fini told her. "That is why I am here, in fact."

She held up a palm, which swirled with mist. "I can breach the bounds between this world and the next, but… it is not something that is healthy for a living being, for long. Nevertheless, Stoutland will be able to visit you."

Litten looked at the Legendary Pokémon, one by one, then at Stoutland.

"Why does it have to be this way?" she asked, turning back to Yveltal, then Xerneas. "Why can't you make him live longer?"

"Because he does not want to," Xerneas said.

"For a hundred reasons, many of them too technical to explain, but the simplest is to say that that is not the purpose of this world," Yveltal explained. "It is the purpose of the many next worlds."

"And because if Ho-Oh got involved he'd probably end up as a Cyclizard or something," Xerneas said.

"Well, then, it seems my time has come," Stoutland said, and closed his eyes. "Goodbye."

Xerneas coughed.

"When I said that your life was nearly spent…" she began. "I meant that you could have a few more quite painless months with human medical centre help. Just to be clear."

"...oh," Stoutland said. "That is a bit embarrassing."


Ash helped get Stoutland to the Pokémon Centre, and explained the situation, and Nurse Joy nodded sadly before saying (both to Stoutland and to Litten) that the old Pokémon would get the best care possible and that everything should be all right for him.

"Thank you," Litten said, swallowing. "I… thank you for that."

She looked up. "But what am I going to do now, Stoutland? You've always been there to help me out… what now?"

Stoutland chuckled gently. "Litten," he said. "There is a Pokémon trainer who you already trust enough to get help from, literally standing right there."

Litten looked at Ash, then back at Stoutland.

"...oh yeah."

"You don't have to join my team to get help!" Ash said. "It'd be nice, but Zygarde isn't part of my team, they just travel around with me. And I was helping Rockruff before they decided to join my team, too."

"I think I'd quite like to join," Litten decided, in a rush. "Stoutland's right, I do trust you, and… I think if I changed my mind you'd just let me go? And that's really… good," she finished. "It's good. I like it."

"Then I'm glad to have you on the team," Ash said. "Let's go back to Kukui's house, and I'll introduce you properly to some of the other team members… and I can get back to that training session Rockruff and Rowlet were in the middle of."


"It's a fine thing to meet you!" King Dragonite said, offering his hand to shake. "I'm King Dragonite. I'm the elected monarch of the Dragon-type Pokémon on Ash's team, plus anyone else who is by royal appointment."

Then he gave her a hug.

"Whoof!" Litten gasped, a little flicker of flame coming out of her muzzle, then managed to wriggle free. "Warn a cat before you do something like that!"

"Sorry," King Dragonite said, looking sad. "Hugs are nice, though, right?"

"That wasn't a hug, that was a Move!" Litten protested.

"Of course it was!" the King told her. "It was Hold Back. That's safe! But when using hugs in combat I often prefer to use Bind or Constrict, especially because then I can do a backflip."

Litten's tail flicked a bit.

"Is that something you can teach?" she asked. "Stoutland gave me a lot of help, but he didn't know how to do any of that kind of thing and it feels like the kind of thing I should learn, even if only for my evolutionary line's pride."

"That could work!" Ash agreed. "It might be good to learn how to set your fur on fire, too, Ibid says Litten fur is flammable."

He turned back to the other Pokémon. "Okay, Rockruff, I think I've got an idea here… Pikachu, you were helping Rockruff on Stealth Rock, right?"

"Yep," Pikachu agreed. "Once I finally woke up this morning."

"Then let's try this," Ash said. "Do a pose like a Geodude!"

Rockruff and Litten both took an astonished step back.

"That is… very convincing," Litten said. "How is he doing that?"

"Now you try the same thing, Rockruff," Ash told him. "Not now, Giratina… see?"

He held out a mirror, and Rockruff stared into it before twitching their ears a bit and trying to screw up their muzzle in the same way Pikachu had done.

"Let's see another one, Pikachu," Ash said. "This time Rockruff… now Litten… and now a rock, any kind… there, see the idea, Rockruff? If you can look like a rock it makes the stealth side of stealth rock better! Plus it can help you just apply the same part of Stealth Rock that lifts rocks to lifting you as well."

As Rockruff was working on that, Rowlet fluttered down to Litten.

"Hey," he said. "Want to do a secret wingshake? I think they're cool but I'm still coming up with what one could be."

"Would that… help?" Litten asked.

"Ing hand, probably," Rowlet shrugged his wings. "Mostly they're cool though."


As Rockruff tried to learn two related things – how to control their Stealth Rock flying and how to handle being upside down and not in contact with the ground – Professor Kukui came out to see how Ash was doing.

"Oh, good, you've got Litten," he said. "I wondered when that would happen."

"He knew already?" Litten asked, taking a break from trying to set herself on fire. "How did he know that?"

"I met him in the past, his past, my future," Ash explained. "Don't worry, it's got to be a stable time loop because if I hadn't had you with me then I wouldn't have had you with me and he wouldn't remember it. I think it's something to do with density… no, destiny, I'm getting mixed up with how Rockruff is flying."

"Right," Litten decided. "Is it like this all the time?"

"Usually," Lokoko said.

"But what I wanted to tell you is that there's a school open day coming up soon," Kukui told Ash. "Since you're not a student, it's up to you if you go ahead with doing a presentation, but if you want to I thought I'd let you know. You could invite your mother to come and see how you're Coaching the students!"

 

Notes:

Yes, the existence of an afterlife is anime canon.

Chapter 13: Open-Minded Day

Notes:

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Chapter Text

"The tricky thing is working out what topic to do," Ash said, next to lunch.

The only one of them who was over lunch was Rockruff, who was still getting used to being able to fly and was hovering over their bowl of pasta as they ate.

Fortunately, there was plenty of pasta if they needed more. Dragonite had cooked up a massive pot of it, complete with cheese and mushroom sauce, and they weren't even halfway through the supply.

"There's a lot of choice," Pikachu agreed. "You could talk about one of those things you said might be good to do? Like fire."

"Fire is something that would be good," Ash agreed. "It's one of those Types that's really versatile even though people don't usually think of it that way. But it might be a bit fiddly, because everyone who's attending a lecture like that needs Flash Fire, and I don't want to burn down the school so perhaps it's better for it to be a field trip."

"Good point," Pikachu agreed. "Dragonite, is it okay to have tomato ketchup with this?"

"I suppose I'm not actually allowed to hit you for doing it," Dragonite said, which served both as a technical answer and an answer which conveyed his opinion of the idea.

"In that case, I'll use the ketchup as a dip and have some crisps on the side," Pikachu said. "That's almost the same thing and it's less likely to make Dragonite resent me."

"What about flying?" Rockruff asked. "I know I'd like to take part in a lesson on flying. I'd like to get some tips, Rowlet's tips all involve wings and I don't have any."

"Maybe Rayquaza can give you some help," Ash wondered. "But flying might be good, yeah… it's so useful in battles and outside them I should do a lesson on it some time."

He had another mouthful of pasta, thinking as he chewed.

"What do you think, Litten?" he asked. "Rowlet? You don't have to help with any of the lessons, but it'd be good to know what you think anyway."

"I think I'm still too busy learning myself," Litten said. "Thank you for the offer, though."

Rowlet made the sound of an owl who was very full of pasta.

"What about me?" Rotom asked. "I could do several lessons! Many of them are from information which Ash has not yet explicitly disproven in front of me, and Ash explicitly disproving my statements would be both informative and lend structure to the lesson."

"That might be fun to watch," Litten decided, licking one of her paws. "But wouldn't it just be you being proven wrong a lot?"

"That's science!" Rotom answered. "In fact, science consists mostly of trying to prove things wrong. It is only if you have failed to prove something wrong despite trying that you can begin to say it is right."

"That would be a good topic," Ash pondered.

Then a Pokémon came out of the trees, and skidded to a halt in front of them.

"Oh!" Rotom said. "Scanning… Tapu Bulu. My data says that Tapu Bulu is a Land Spirit Pokémon and is the Guardian of Ula'Ula Island. We are on Melemele Island. Is that data incorrect?"

"Your data is correct," Tapu Bulu said. "About that specifically, at least. I'm here on business."

He sniffed. "That smells nice. Is it available?"

"There's plenty!" Dragonite answered. "Take a bowl if you want!"

"Excellent," Tapu Bulu said. "I've already done a lot of work today. Well, you know. Come over here. That's enough work, right?"

There was a sort of squeak from back in the trees.

"Oh, yeah, I should probably get on to that," Tapu Bulu grumbled. "Seriously, can't a Guardian Deity get some rest around here…"

He slammed his armour closed for a moment, then opened it up again.

"How much do you know about how Totem Pokémon work?" he asked.

"I know they're bigger than most Pokémon," Ash said. "And they give out Z crystals to trainers to defeat them, and there's something about how I got a different one from Totem Gumshoos to the one they'd normally give out?"

"Yes, we did set that up," Tapu Bulu confirmed. "Still are, actually. Make sure to do another Totem battle at some point… but, anyway. Totem Pokémon are specifically charged with energy, and that's what makes them bigger than normal."

"Maybe Zacian should know about this," Pikachu said.

"No, for her it's usually Pokémon getting a lot bigger than normal, Totem Pokémon aren't much bigger than normal," Ash shrugged. "Actually, Rockruff, maybe Zacian can work with you. She's also a canine Pokémon and she also self-levitates instead of flying through wings or some other way, so you'd have a lot in common."

"That would be nice," Rockruff said.

There was another squeak, this one more insistent.

"I'm getting there," Tapu Bulu grumbled. "Anyway. It doesn't always work out, and one of those times was just recently… a Pokémon got upgraded into being the enhanced size, but it isn't working out for him."

"Wow, that doesn't paint me in a flattering light at all," came a grumble from a Salandit, and the Fire-type came out of the treeline.

He was definitely about twice as big as a normal Salandit, and looked Ash up and down before making a full-body shrug.

"Yeah, I was really looking forward to it right up until I met the Pokémon who was going to be my mentor, and… I don't know, it just did not work out from there."

He hissed. "She was very pushy."

"Anyway, normally this would be a bit weirder, but fortunately you're here and Koko requested that I sort this out," Tapu Bulu explained. "So it's up to you two what happens now I guess."

"I hope what happens now is that I have something to eat," Salandit admitted. "I've been nervous all week."

"Sure!" Ash agreed. "And the only big Pokémon I have, bigger than normal anyway, is Cresselia…"

"I will be honest, I think that knowing about her and the general oddities around you is part of why Koko suggested this," Tapu Bulu said, flopping back on the sand. "It's not like anyone is going to assume the unusually sized Pokémon has to be a Totem Pokémon, they're just going to assume it's part of you being you…"


Despite how Tapu Bulu had been the one to bring him over, Salandit was not precisely lazy… though he could have given that first impression, from how he made it so Dragonite's large pot of pasta was entirely justified.

Once lunch was over, however, he flicked his tail a bit before looking up at Ash.

"So… I will be honest, I don't really know how trainers work," he admitted. "How do trainers work?"

"Well, it's a bit more complicated than – that's it!" Ash realized, then shook his head. "Uh, anyway, a lot of it depends on you, on if you want to get stronger and how."

"Getting stronger would definitely be nice," Salandit said.

"Then… okay, so Salandit are Poison and Fire type…" Ash began. "But that's just the start of it… actually I feel like I should be taking a couple of notes about this, I'm going to need it in a couple of days…"


A couple of days later, at the open day for Samson Oak's Pokémon School, parents and guardians (and some of the pupils) took their seats in front of an open-air stage.

"Alola, everyone!" Professor Kukui said. "There's some things that my class has got set up to show you all, but first I'd like to introduce someone who's been helping me this school year. We're going to have a quick talk from Ash Ketchum."

"Hi!" Ash waved, practically bouncing up onto the dais. "It's nice to have you all here. Hi, mom!"

Delia smiled, waving back, and Ash continued. "So I had a lot of trouble deciding what I should talk about, but I thought it might be best if I talked about how to get to know your Pokémon!"

Pikachu jumped down from his shoulder, and stopped in mid-air on a shimmering bluish Surf-board.

"And this is Pikachu, if you didn't know that," Ash added. "But I don't mean the way I got to know him, not really, because speaking Pokémon is something that you do need to learn and not everyone has the time. Instead what I want to talk about is how you should get started with a new Pokémon."

He scratched his head. "I was going to say how you can make a Pokémon into a friend, but that's not really right… because it's not how you make a Pokémon into a friend. You can't do that, not in a way that's guaranteed, because every Pokémon is different. That's a big part of what you need to remember – every Pokémon is different, just like every human is different, and just like how there are some people who just can't be friends the same can happen with some Pokémon. Especially if they don't want to be."

After that, Ash crouched down to pick Pikachu up again.

"I'm sure a lot of people here know a Pokémon where they really know a lot about their personality," he said. "About the kind of food they like, a silly thing they do, ways they really try their best. Things like that. That's part of what makes a Pokémon who they are, and it's something where the more you know about them the better. But what's sometimes a bit harder to remember is that every Pokémon is like that."

With Pikachu now perched on his shoulder, Ash went on. "If you're not someone who can understand them, it can seem a bit daunting to try and work with a new Pokémon you meet, but what's usually happening is that the Pokémon is trying to help you out there too. If they want you to know something, they're going to try and communicate, and don't forget that almost all Pokémon can understand what you're saying even if you can't understand what they're saying. So whether that's nodding to agree with you, or shaking their heads to disagree…"

Ash began patting Pikachu on the head, and Pikachu's cheeks sparked. "Or giving you a warning to show that you're not doing the right thing-"

Pikachu used Thundershock.

"...you should pay attention," Ash finished, then shook himself. "Thanks for the demonstration, Pikachu!"

"Pika!" Pikachu said brightly.

"A Pokémon wants you to understand what they're trying to tell you," Ash resumed. "You can ask them if you're not sure, and over time you'll learn what they mean – even what some words mean if you pay just a bit of attention. Knowing what your Pokémon calls you is really helpful even if you don't get all the words."

"Pika, pi, Pikapi!" Pikachu chirped.

"That's me," Ash agreed. "I'm Pikapi, to Pikachu. Things like that help you understand when you should pay attention to what a Pokémon's saying."

He shrugged. "And, sure, sometimes they want something that's not good for them. I'm not saying you should just do whatever your Pokémon wants without thinking about if it's a good idea. I mean, if you work out that your Pokémon wants a giant bowl of tomato-ketchup flavoured ice cream, you don't just have to go and get it!"

Ash turned to Pikachu. "Especially if you don't even know if that flavour ice cream exists yet. Who would even make that?"

Pikachu sniffed.

"But that's… really the basics of it," Ash said. "Remember that a Pokémon is an individual. Pay attention to what they're trying to tell you. Don't forget that you can ask them for details. And… sometimes it just won't work out, but the more you pay attention to what a Pokémon wants and needs the more likely it is to work out."

He grinned. "Thanks for listening!"


"That's a nice way of putting it," Salandit said, once Ash was backstage again and Lillie had started talking about Snowy. "Nice to hear I could be an inspiration."

He exhaled a little puff of flame. "Hmm. What do you think of that?"

"I think it's going a lot better," Ash told him. "I can see you've been working on it."

"Litten gave me some tips," Salandit replied. "She got some good ones on Ember from Stoutland, apparently."

"That's good," Ash nodded. "Now the next bit is to add in the Sweet Scent. Which one first?"

"I'll admit, I'm not quite sure what the idea is, here," Salandit confessed. "You explained it but I think I lost track."

"It's because Sweet Scent can do lots of scents," Ash explained. "Including berry ones, and berries make things happen when they're used up in Natural Gift. So it's worth a try to see if burning the scent of a berry can do the same thing!"

"I'll take your word for it," Salandit decided.

 

Notes:

Alpha Pokémon are something else, presumably.

Chapter 14: The Rapp battle

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Litten yawned, then opened her eyes.

Rockruff was directly overhead.

"Ack!" she yelped. "Warn me before you do that!"

"I did that yesterday," Rockruff said. "Then you complained about me waking you up."

"Good point," Litten agreed. "Change of instructions. Don't do that."

"Aww," Rockruff sighed. "But it was funny…"

"It's best to try not to get on the nerves of one of your teammates," Zygarde recommended. "I am sure there are other Pokémon you can do this to, Rockruff. Like Rowlet."

"Rowlet just kind of rolls away when he's surprised, I don't know how he does it," Rockruff mumbled. "Especially without opening your eyes. Fine… but shouldn't you be on my side? Isn't that dog solidarity?"

"You are a solid dog, because you are rock type," Zygarde stated. "I am a less well consolidated dog, because of my multipart nature and because I am Ground not Rock type. Thus there may be solid dogs involved, but we are not on the same level of solidity in a geological sense."

"I want to argue but you're making good points," Rockruff sighed. "Maybe I'll go and argue with Salandit."

"It sounds like you're full of energy this morning," Ash said, as he finished breakfast. "Maybe you could help me out planning a lesson? There's a lot to say about how Pokémon can use the environment around them, and I'm trying to decide how many bits I should break it up into."

"Maybe," Rockruff said, tail starting to wag. "Yeah! That sounds like fun!"

"Then let's start with how you'd cope with the water," Ash decided. "I already know how you handle a beach, with sandstones and stuff, and obviously the footing isn't great, but it's still there with sand. But with water it's different completely, you need some way to either not go in the water or to fight despite going in the water."

"Oh, that sounds like it might be tricky," Rockruff admitted, tail still wagging but not quite as much. "Umm… I'd need to bring up stepping stones with Stealth Rock? That would work, right, there's always somewhere underneath the water…"

"Or hold yourself up," Litten pointed out.

"Oh, yeah!" they agreed. "I still need to keep remembering all the ways that changes things!"

"Actually," Ash began. "That's something you should work on, too, Litten. You'll have different answers for it, but it's worth thinking about even if you just decide that battling around deep water is something you're not good at."

Litten sighed. "I guess you're right," she admitted. "Well, now I need to think of what to do in that situation…"


After extensive testing, involving not just Rockruff and Litten but also Scrafty brought in as an assistant and Buizel as a target, Ash decided that Rockruff was good at batting over water but had real trouble dealing with an opponent who was in water. They simply found it too hard to aim and adjust for the diffraction at the water's surface, which meant that when they kicked a Rock Thrown down there it often missed, and while it was possible for Rockruff to use Stealth Rock to swim around underwater at high speed that was not the same as saying they liked it.

Litten, on the other paw, didn't currently work well with water at all. She was able to ignore her discomfort enough to swim there, for a bit, but it damped down her fire moves and she wasn't able to move fast enough to get in contact with her non-fire moves.

"Hmm…" Ash said, thinking, then looked over at the sound of Salandit's tail on the beach. "Oh, hi! Ready for your turn?"

"Water's annoying, but I can swim just fine and I have poison attacks," Salandit said, with a shrug. "But I'd be interested in any new tricks you've got for me there."

"I was thinking of one," Ash agreed. "It's the same idea with Sweet Scent and Natural Gift, but making it happen underwater… water can carry scents, right? I know you can make perfumed water and that's the same kind of thing!"

"...you know, every time you do something like this I understand why the Tapus have been making sure all the Totem Pokémon know what you look like."

"Hey, it's not all Ash," Pikachu said. "It's more like… he brings us all together. Technically Ash wasn't directly involved with my discovering Thunder That Breaks The Earth, even. And don't get me started on Skitty."

Salandit looked confused. "I don't think I've met Skitty yet."

"You wouldn't have, she's May's," Pikachu clarified.

Any testing of the underwater Sweet Scent burst, however, was interrupted as Snowy came running over.

"Hi!" she said. "Lillie's coming, and so is someone who looks all funny and mysterious and stuff! I'll go and let them know you know they're coming!"

She ran off again.

"I wonder who that's going to be," Pikachu said.

"I wonder if we're going to have to go swimming again," Litten muttered, shaking herself out again, then finally set herself on fire with a whoosh and steamed off the last of the water. "I am not a fan."

"Maybe I'll have to get Charizard in to give you some tips?" Ash wondered. "He started out digging through the water…"


"Ash, I wanted to introduce you to my brother," Lillie said. "His name's Gladion. I haven't seen him in a while, so that's why you haven't met him yet."

"Hi, Gladion!" Ash waved. "I'm Ash Ketchum!"

"I know," Gladion agreed. "You're a bit famous… well, actually you're a lot famous… what I didn't know is that you were actually teaching at Lillie's school. If I'd known I probably would have come to visit sooner."

"You would?" Ash asked. "Why?"

"It's one of my Pokémon," Gladion explained. "He's… got a troubled history, and I want to know if what I'm doing to help him out is what I should be doing. And I've been doing my best, but you're a known expert at helping and understanding Pokémon who can literally translate what they say, so if anyone's going to know what would help out it's got to be you."

"In that case, sure!" Ash agreed, readily. "Just, hold on a minute so I can check if Lokoko is up. If she's available then you and your Pokémon could have a talk…"


"We're going to get that Z-crystal, yeah?" Tupp said, hands on hips.

"Too right we are!" Rapp agreed. "You're so right, Tupp!"

"That's because it's Dark, probably," Zipp agreed. "And we're Team Skull! And Skulls are, like, like dark. Yeah? It's thematic and all that."

"So give up, unless you want to get wrecked!" Tupp concluded.

Jessie chuckled.

"If asked if we want to get wrecked," she said.

"We shall tell you our names!" James agreed, striking a pose.

Jessie did a twirl, sending out two Ekans to twirl through her hair. "A flower's face and a willow's waist, makes the moon abashed and flowers wilt. A single flower of evil blooming in this fleeting world: Jessie!"

James produced a top hat and cane. "An exquisite talent, and the perfect gentleman, a disciple of evil fighting back against this tragic world: James!"

"Walking the same path!" Meowth called out, lowering himself down on a ladder from something invisible. "The deeds of one are the deeds of all! Even among friends, the star of evil shines like gold. Meowth!"

"We are Team Rocket!" Jessie and James chorused.

"We are!" Meowth agreed, doing a backflip as he jumped off the ladder and landed between the other two.

"Wobbuffet!" Wobbuffet contributed.

"That didn't rhyme or even scan properly," Mimikyu complained.

Tupp held up his hand with three fingers, then two, then one.

"They say all the big gangs have a motto now," he said.

"But no one but us gets to put on a show!" Rapp agreed.

Zipp looked puzzled. "I don't think that actually rhymes," he hissed.

"It ends with the same letters, doesn't it?" Rapp hissed back.

"Who cares who fails some stupid test!" Tupp said, speaking louder to drown out the others. "I don't need that noise to prove I'm the best! I'm Tupp!"

"We're the best team, with the best team leader to boot!" Rapp praised. "We'll make trouble, and maybe take some Pokémon – if they're cute!"

She threw up a pair of hand signs. "I'm Rapp!"

"Forming these kinds of bonds is how we as a society evolve," Zipp declared, folding his arms. "And maybe we're causing problems to distract ourselves from the problems we can't solve."

He scratched his head. "Although if we get too distracted our original message might dissolve."

Tupp looked puzzled.

Rapp looked between the others.

Zipp waited a few more seconds, then coughed. "Uhh… guys? I think it's your turn again."

"Dude," Tupp groaned. "Just stick to the lines I gave you. We're never gonna make the official Team Skull motto if you ad-lib weird stuff like that."

"Shows how little you know!" James said. "Ad-libbing is most of what a motto's about!"

"If you can't tolerate how it works around here, then you should just get out!" Jessie agreed.

"Bellsprout!" James' Victreebel said, landing on his head.

"Hey, foul!" Meowth complained. "Dat ain't even the Pokémon you are any more!"

"It used to be," Victreebel said, as James made plaintive air-deprived noises. "At least it rhymes."


"How I got Silvally is a bit… complicated," Gladion admitted, once Lillie was – at his request – off training Snowy to use Ice Beam with help from one of Ash's Dragonite. "I don't actually know what kind of Pokémon he is, but Silvally is his name and he accepts it."

"That's good, sometimes it's hard to know what a Pokémon's called," Ash nodded. "Especially if they either speak in a way humans understand all the time or don't ever speak in normal noises. Regigigas doesn't usually say Regigigas, and Staryu wouldn't normally be called Staryu… anyway, what else can you tell me?"

"Sometimes he gets… stressed," Gladion said. "Lycanroc is good at bringing him out of that, but… well, he's wearing a helmet from where I got him from to try and keep that under control. That's why he has it."

"Got it!" Ash nodded. "Okay, let's have a look!"

Gladion held up his Pokéball, and sent out Silvally.

"Wow!" Ash said, inspecting him. "That's a weird helmet… and I don't think I've ever seen a Pokémon that looks quite like that before. How rare are they on a scale from Zapdos to Pidgey?"

"Uhh…" Gladion said. "Zapdos? At least?"

"Huh!" Ash decided. "Must be an Alolan Pokémon that I've just never heard of."

Gladion looked around for someone to empathize with him, and found that all was available was Ash's Pokémon.

"Master," Silvally said, reaching out a forepaw for Gladion, and when Gladion took Silvally's paw the Pokémon relaxed slightly at the contact.

"Hmm, maybe knowing what type of Pokémon he is would help?" Ash said. "I could ask Mew?"

"Mew?" Gladion repeated.

"Me!" announced a Diglett, sticking his head up from the sand, then turned back into Mew. Mew's tail flicked out in a sort of circle-and-stick shape, drawing a magnifying glass, and the Psychic-type picked up the magnifying glass before using it for Foresight.

"Hmm," Mew said. "This isn't one of mine… which is fascinating! Arc, do you know anything?"

Arc floated out of Ash's pocket, and pulsed gold.

"Who has been playing Me?" they inquired. "Gladion, did you not say that the helmet was a later addition?"

"Yeah," Gladion confirmed, mostly because it was a question and someone had asked it. "I don't know exactly why… I think Silvally might be involved in why Lilly's afraid of Pokémon, but she doesn't remember and I don't want to ask her."

"The helmet should, eventually, be removed," Arc stated. "But not until Silvally is all right with it."

"Yeah, actually… hold on, Arc, can you go and stand next to Silvally in your base form?" Mew requested, floating backwards. "Ibid, I'm going to need you to check something."

"Got it," Ibid said, turning into a Pikipek to fly over next to Mew.

Arc unfolded into their golden Arceus form, and Gladion nearly fell over.

"Lillie said you had a weird phone, I didn't think she meant that weird!" he said.

"Technically all of reality is defined in reference to a being almost identical to me," Arc objected. "By definition I am not weird."

"Okay, Transform!" Mew instructed.

Ibid changed into a miniature shiny Arceus, then into a miniature version of Silvally, then back to base form.

"It was modelled after a mighty Pokémon of myth," he said. "Its true power is sealed away beneath its control mask. Its trust in its partner would be what would awaken it."

"Trust?" Silvally asked. "I… thought I did… trust…"

"Trust is a funny thing," Ash said. "Because it's not that you do trust someone, or you don't. It's not something you can force. It's something that grows out of what you know about someone, and how you remember them acting in the past… and you shouldn't feel bad if you don't have enough trust yet. If you both want it to grow, then it probably will, so long as you give it time."

He frowned. "Though… have you tried a bonding activity recently? Not something to do with Pokémon battling, something more like dancing or flower arranging."

"Flower arranging?" Gladion asked. "Would that… how could that help?"

"It helps with Mega Evolution, so I assume this is the same kind of thing!" Ash said. "Like I say, keep working on it."


"Do not… understand," Silvally said, looking down at the board, then up at Dragonite. "Again? How do we beat you?"

"You don't, actually," Dragonite told Silvally. "It's not a game where one player beats another. This is what's called a collaborative board game. I'm here mostly so that you, Lycanroc and Gladion can work together and to make sure the rules don't confuse you."

He pointed to the board. "So, this is a map of an area of land, and each of you is someone working to turn it into a Safari Zone. You'll each have your own set of cards and tokens you can use to help that happen, but you're all working together to make it the best Safari Zone you possibly can."

A smile. "And that means sometimes that it's better for one of you not to solve a problem, because another player can do it better."

Gladion was reading the rules. "I… assume it's going to make sense once we start playing."

"I think so," Dragonite said, nodding in the royally-approved way to make sure that humans knew he was agreeing with them, then picked up the deck of starting cards. "So you get three each… there. And don't worry about showing the others what cards you have."

Lycanroc frowned. "What does this card mean? Hyperactive warden? It looks like it's no good, should I get rid of it?"

"Oh, that's actually a good card if someone tries stealing the Pokémon!" Dragonite explained. "Now, here's your first big choice. What kinds of Pokémon do you want to start making a habitat for first?"

He got Gladion's attention, then tapped the right spot on the fold-out play guide.

"Hmm," Gladion frowned. "Well… there aren't any bad choices, right?"

Dragonite gave him a claw-thumb's up.

"Then… what do you think, Silvally?" Gladion asked. "We can do grasslands, desert, forest, water, cave, mountain or roughlands."

"I think you went through them too quickly," Lycanroc said. "Silvally, do you need me to repeat them?"

Silvally considered, then carefully drew a water droplet in the sand.

"Good choice!" Dragonite said, as Gladion put down their first marker. "I'm a Water's-Edge Pokémon myself, so I approve!"

He pulled a card out of the random events deck. "And… ooh! While working on the habitat you find a whole cache of fossils!"

"Nice!" Lycanroc decided.

"This… will be the best park," Silvally declared.


Notes:

Motto help from a friend of mine.

Since I know it's confusing, Silvally is the nickname Gladion gave to his Type: Null. He's still a Type: Null at the moment.

Chapter 15: A Pokemon Swap Contest

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"All right, class!" Professor Kukui said. "You've got a special project today!"

"And I decided it'd be a great chance to work on some of what you've been learning!" Ash agreed. "Professor Kukui told me about his first idea, and I decided to suggest some changes, and he thought it was great!"

He stood back. "So, first, do you all remember when I told you about the difference between Pokémon Battles, Contest Battles and Appeals?"

Kiawe held up his hand.

"So Pokémon Battles are about beating your opponent," he said, frowning as he tried to get the description right. "Contest Battles are about… not just beating your opponent, but looking good while doing it. And Appeals there isn't an opponent at all and it's just about looking good?"

"Right!" Ash confirmed. "They're all different ways of working with Pokémon, and I mostly like battles but adding some Contest flair into how you approach things is actually a great way to help out everything you do… but the reason why I mention that is because that's part of what you're going to be doing. And another part of what you'll be doing is about getting to know a new Pokémon."

Ash put four Pokéballs and a Level Ball on the table. "What you're going to be doing is, you're going to be taking home one of my Pokémon who volunteered for this – and one of the Pokémon from one of your classmates, unless they have a big problem with it – and working together on a Contest routine. That way you've got something to work on together to really show how you can get to work with two new Pokémon!"

Snowy immediately came out of her Pokéball.

"Does that include me and Lillie?" she asked. "There's five new Pokéballs there. Is Lillie going to be okay?"

"All the Pokémon here know about the problem Lillie has," Ash said. "They're ready to allow for it. But it's fine if you want to just take a new Pokémon instead of swapping Snowy out, Lillie."

"I understand why you're worried, Snowy," Lillie said, reaching out and stroking her Vulpix. "But… I want to try this. Even if I can't actually touch them, I can still work with them."

She swallowed, but nodded firmly. "And… thank you for being so worried, too."

"We can swap Snowy back any time if it becomes necessary," Professor Kukui said. "Don't hesitate to mention it to Ash's Pokémon, either of you."

Snowy inhaled, then sighed.

"You're right," she said. "It's your choice, Lillie. And I hope we both have a great time."


Sophocles looked at Charizard.

Then at Starly.

"I… actually don't know where to start," he admitted. "Not just in the Contest thing, but in general."

He frowned, then dug out his laptop. "I guess… umm… wait, it just occurred to me. Since I won't have Togedemaru…"

Sophocles trailed off.

"Is something wrong?" Starly asked, glancing at Charizard.

Kiawe's Fire-type shrugged. "Not sure."

The movement made Charizard's tail flick from side to side, though, and Sophocles brightened. "Oh! That's going to work, actually… do you mind staying out of your Pokéball overnight, Charizard? It'd be nice to have the light in my room."

"Fine by me," Charizard nodded.

"Good," Sophocles decided.

Booting up his laptop, he flicked back through his class notes. "Let's see… um… ah! Asking questions, right… and to make a routine, the first step is to know what moves you can do… would you mind showing me your moves?"

The Flying-types exchanged a look, then Starly decided to take the lead. He spun up an Aura Sphere, and blew a crater in the ground.

Then used Bone Rush.

"Are you sure you're a Starly?" Charizard asked.

"I have the heart and soul of a Lucario," Starly answered. "That's what my teacher tells me, at least, which I think is the important part of being a Lucario. Functionally though I do also benefit from having wings, so yes."


"That's a really nice smell, Steenee," Lana said. "I like it… I wonder if Contests can include smells?"

Swellow shrugged her wings. "Low."

"Oh, if you don't know – you don't know, right?" Lana asked, then shrugged. "Well, that's fine. But, hmm… what moves do you know? I know you're a Flying-type, so you can fly, but apart from that…"

She thought for a moment. "Wait, didn't Ash mention you as a Pokémon with a really neat trick? What was it again…"

"Low, well-Swellow!" Swellow chirped.

"Teen?" Steenee asked, tilting her head on her side.

"Swell-ell!" Swellow piped, puffing out her breast, then hovered into the air. "Low!"

Steenee used Magical Leaf, and the leaves poured towards Swellow. They bent slightly in the air so they could hit the Flying-type as she hovered there, impacting and detonating in a flash-flash-flash of electrical energy, and Lana gasped.

"Wow, that's amazing!" she said. "We have to use that somehow!"

"Sis, what are you doing?" Harper asked, peering around the door. "Wow, is that a new Pokémon?"

"Is that two new Pokémon?" Sarah asked. "Where's your old Pokémon?"

"Did Popplio fall down a hole?" Harper asked.

"Girls," Lana protested, as her younger twin sisters came in and started peering closely at Steenee and Swellow. "It's for a school project, okay? I have to work out a Contest routine with two borrowed Pokémon – someone else from my class is borrowing Popplio."

"What's a Contest routine?" Sarah said. "Can we help?"

"Stee," Steenee sighed.


"I didn't expect that it would work out like this, but I'm not complaining," Mallow told Talonflame. "Thanks for the help!"

She cut up some mushrooms, then put them onto the frying pan Talonflame was keeping warm, and turned her attention to Togedemaru – who was using her tail to chop at a leek.

"And you're being helpful too, Togedemaru," she said. "Thanks!"

"Togeto!" Togedemaru smiled.

"Flaame?" Talonflame asked.

"Hmm," Mallow said, putting down her knife as she thought. "I wonder… are you asking how much longer we'll be?"

Talonflame shook his head, then wiggled a wing a bit.

"Hm, not far off, but not right," Mallow frowned. "So maybe… if it's got something to do with…"

She brightened. "Oh! Is it about when we're going to start practising?"

That got a nod.

"Well, I'm thinking about ideas for what to do while we're working, but maybe I should say them out loud," she decided. "One idea was to have Togedemaru spinning around, and having Talonflame dropping and catching her?"

"Maruu," Togedemaru said, sounding interested enough by that one, and Mallow smiled before going back to the mushrooms.


"That's a really big bubble," Lillie said, stepping back a pace and watching as Popplio bounced it on the end of her nose. "Showing that off would work really well."

"Popp!" Popplio cheered, clapping her flippers together.

"Aaart?" Articuno asked.

"Sorry, I don't know what you mean," Lillie admitted. "Can, um…"

She frowned, and Articuno did her best to look encouraging.

"Can you show me?" Lillie asked.

Articuno drew out a swish of mystical fire, and showed Popplio inside the bubble, then the bubble suddenly being cut in half.

"Oh, that could work!" Lillie said. "But… how would that work, being inside the bubble? Can you do that, Popplio?"

Popplio blew herself another bubble, and went inside it this time. It immediately rose into the air, floating up into the sky, and Articuno swiped at it with her wing.

The bubble popped, and Popplio fell out – straight towards Lillie.

"Ah!" Lillie yelped, then Popplio stopped in mid-air just before landing on Lillie.

"Lio?" Popplio asked, confused, then they both looked over to see Articuno's eyes glowing. She made a sweeping gesture, and Popplio slid six feet sideways before dropping to the ground next to Lillie.

"Oh… thank you," Lillie said, exhaling in relief. "I didn't expect that."

She frowned. "But, if Popplio can fly like that, it would be good to use it… if your bubbles are bouncy, Popplio, can you land on one and bounce? Like it's a trampoline?"

"Pop!" Popplio said, nodding and looking interested.

"Then let's try that," Lillie decided. "I might just… stand back a bit though…"


"I'd be completely lost without all these notes I took," Kiawe admitted, looking at the various scattered bits of paper. "Instead I'm, uh… mostly lost."

He frowned. "So… I saw you getting really big before, in that lesson, but you can't do it right now?"

Pidgey shook her head. "Pid-gey-pig," she said. "Pidgey pidge-pid."

"And the only moves you really know at this point are Ice moves?"

Snowy nodded. "Pix!"

"Okay," Kiawe said. "Okay, so… it's probably going to have to involve that snow breath move from Snowy, because I know you showed me Ice Beam but I can't really think of a good way to use that. But Pidgey is really agile, so maybe… can you blow the snow around?"

Pidgey nodded.

"Right, it could definitely involve that," Kiawe decided.

"Kiawe, there's a delivery to make!" his father called. "Do you have time?"

"I've got the time, but I don't really think I have the, uh, Charizard," Kiawe called back, looking at Pidgey and Snowy. "I got a lift back from one of my teacher's Pokémon, Charizard is with someone else for the day… Sophocles, I think."

Latios decloaked directly overhead.

"Whoa!" Kiawe said, staring. "I thought you went back to Ash after dropping me off!"

Latios shook his head, then flashed blue as he created an illusion. It was of a Latios holding a Substitute Delivery Pokémon sign in his claws, and the Psychic-type floated through the door to where Kiawe's father Rango had been asking for him.

"Kiawe, is this a new Pokémon?" Rango called.

"No, it's one of Mr. Ketchum's," Kiawe replied. "I guess he's invisible sometimes?"

He shook his head. "Yeah, now I think of it, the thing Mr. Ketchum keeps teaching us is about paying attention to everything because all of it could matter some day. I guess he must have remembered when I said I do deliveries with Charizard!"

There was a shoom as Latios took off at speed, and Kiawe glanced back before returning his attention to the two little Pokémon he was working with. "Okay, so… what about making a shape with the Powder Snow?" he asked. "Actually, couldn't Snowy make a hole in a wall of falling snow and then Pidgey flies through the hole?"


"And… Flamethrower!" Sophocles called. "Starly, do that blue sphere thing!"

The fifth and final routine reached its end, as Starly flung an Aura Sphere into the jet of Charizard's flamethrower. The blast of fire caught the Aura Sphere, carrying it along like it was a ball in the stream of a hose, then both Flying-types launched themselves upwards as it began to destabilize.

Starly was faster, and got there first, so he took the overhead position. Charizard was slower, so he was still climbing when the Aura Sphere burst with a crack, but the blue flash illuminated his wings.

"Great!" Ash said. "Well done, everyone!"

Sophocles practically slumped back onto the ground in relief, and Ash turned to the whole group.

"What do you think the most important lesson you learned was?" he asked.

"How to practice moves until you get them just right?" Lana asked. "It's one thing to think about a neat combo, but to actually get it right is really hard when it can't just be a Magical Leaf but has to be just the right Magical Leaf."

"I know I learned a bit about how much attention you pay to everything," Kiawe admitted. "You thought about the deliveries thing before I did, I'm way too used to having Charizard with me."

Lillie put up her hand.

"It's how much we already know about our partners," she said. "Because we had so much trouble trying to understand these new Pokémon, but that's just because we don't know them – we know our normal partners already, so we don't have to do that every time."

"That's a great answer!" Ash agreed. "They're all good answers, but Lillie's is the one I was thinking of. It was hard for you to work things out, but so much of that is because you're already understanding things about how your normal partners think and act without even realizing it."

He sent out Lokoko, with a flash. "Now that you've done the hard part, I think you should all talk to the Pokémon you've been working with, and see what they thought!"

Notes:

If everyone gets a regional bird, it's more standardized.

Kind of.

Chapter 16: I Choose Who

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Okay, let's try it again!" Ash called. "Litten, your turn!"

"I look forward to the point where I get to attack again," Litten said.

"Well, you can use your attacks," Ash pointed out. "You can even use them to defend yourself! It's just not going to be directly attacking Salandit because we're working on making sure this combination move works properly."

"I know, I know," Litten said, tail lashing. "Right, I'm ready."

"And… go!" Ash called. "Liechi!"

Salandit exhaled, sending out a waft of spicy, sweet scent which plumed out towards Litten.

"That's already faster than it was before," Rowlet observed. "You're doing great!"

Litten watched the puff of scented smoke approach, then paced to the side just as Salandit raised his tail and touched the cloud off with a whoom.

A pulse of green energy followed the path of the cloud for a moment, and Ash frowned.

"Huh," he said. "I wonder…"

"Something up?" Salandit asked.

"Don't worry, it can come later," Ash replied. "I was just thinking about maybe making the cloud have a different shape and making it make a spike of the energy that doesn't have to just be within the cloud! But that's for after you've really got the hang of it. Now, Starf!"

Another puff of scent, then a wham of telekinetic force. Litten easily avoided that one, too, and she smirked.

"Now, don't set them off just yet," Ash amended. "Kee first, then Ganlon – and keep an eye on how Litten is moving, see if you can make her run into one of the clouds!"

"I can hear you, you know," Litten yowled.

"Yeah!" Ash agreed. "Which is the best way to practice because if it works on someone who knows it's coming it'll still have a chance of working after someone figures it out!"

Litten demonstrated the flaw in that thinking by setting one of the clouds off herself with an Ember.

"Good point," Ash admitted. "Hmm… we'll keep practising, but I'll need to think about that a bit. That's what the shaped explosion can be for… anyway, Litten, great idea, but let's not do it for now, okay?"

"Fine, fine," Litten said, rolling her eyes.

Pikachu shrugged. "Hey, at least we're not doing this underwater."

"Don't even joke about that!" Litten requested. "It wasn't a joke, was it. That's going to be… erf, well, at least I'll be ready for it."

She then found that she wasn't ready for a cloud of Watmel-smelling smoke to drift over her, and Salandit set it off with a whoosh of Fire-typed explosive energy.

"Good choice," Ash said, as Litten made a feline mrowl of disapproval. "It's a bit impolite, but I didn't say stop… okay, Belue!"

"Got it, boss," Salandit agreed.

"Hey!" someone called.

Ash, Pikachu, Litten, Salandit, Rockruff, Rowlet and Zygarde all looked along the beach, where there was a very annoyed orange-haired boy of about Ash's age storming along the sand.

"Alola!" Ash called. "Is something wrong?"

"Is something wrong?" the boy repeated. "Is something wrong? Of course there is!"

He stomped all the way up to Ash, and pointed a finger at him. "You took my chance from me!"

"Your chance for what?" Ash asked, confused. "I don't think I've met you before, but I do sometimes forget. What's your name, that might help?"

"Cross," the boy said. "And no, we haven't met, but… I spent years trying to prove myself! To show Ho-Oh that I could be the Rainbow Hero! Then I find out that you caught him, so I never could be the Rainbow Hero, and when I finally learn where you are it's right back here in Alola where I'm from!"

He clenched a fist. "And you even act like there's nothing wrong!"

"Uh…" Pikachu began. "To be honest, it's quite possible Ho-Oh just forgot or something."

"That does sound like him," Zygarde agreed.

"What's a rainbow hero?" Rockruff asked. "Because Ash definitely has a Ho-Oh, but is that the only Ho-Oh? Rainbows sound like the kind of thing Zapdos would do, too, she likes weather moves."

"Why aren't you saying anything?" Cross demanded, as his Lycanroc and Incineroar came out of their Pokéballs.

"I was listening to what my Pokémon had to say," Ash explained. "And Zygarde, they're not my Pokémon but I listen anyway."

"You do," Zygarde agreed. "It is usually woof."

"What kind of-" Cross said, then shook his head. "Whatever-"

"I could get Ho-Oh if you want?" Ash suggested. "And Lokoko, maybe? That way you could talk to him and try and work it out."

"So, uh… have we stopped training?" Litten asked. "I just want to be sure."

Salandit had left to go and get a snack.


"I don't really get why your trainer is the Rainbow Hero at all," Cross's Incineroar said, leaning down and sneering at Litten. "I remember being a Litten and I'm pretty sure I was tougher than you."

Litten tilted her head. "What, really? You don't get that I'm a new Pokémon for him?"

"No, I just don't get why he bothers with a weak Pokémon like you," Incineroar said. "That's why there's only two of us on Cross's team. He knows what a tough Pokémon is like and doesn't bother with the weak ones."

Litten hissed.

"That's not how it works with Pokémon at all, though!" Ash said. "I've got a Pokémon who's strong now, but when I first met him he was really weak because he wasn't used to being a Pokémon at all."

"How is that even…" Cross began, then stopped and folded his arms.

"Yeah, tell yourself whatever you want," Incineroar said, dismissively.

"Wow," Rockuff said quietly, looking to their side at Cross's Lycanroc. "I don't think I've had to actually say something like this before, but your teammate is somewhere between a prat and a douchenozzle."

"I wouldn't say that," Lycanroc replied. "I mean, not where he'd hear me, anyway…"

Ibid returned with two 'balls, and Lokoko came out of one.

Then Ho-Oh emerged from the Timer Ball.

"Just to be clear," he began, looking at Ash first. "This is not a reincarnation situation? Suicune would probably object."

"That's right," Ash agreed. "Cross is upset he wasn't the Rainbow Hero."

Ho-Oh turned his attention to Cross, and gave the Alolan trainer a careful look over.

"Well," he said, eventually. "It is, technically, within the bounds of possibility that you could have been the Rainbow Hero."

Cross turned to look triumphantly at Ash, but Ho-Oh kept talking.

"However, for that to happen there would have to be a significant event."

"A significant event?" Cross asked. "Like what? I'd have to take your feather to the shrine on top of Mount Tensei? I already knew that!"

"No, not quite," Ho-Oh replied. "It would have to be some kind of major incident… perhaps some sort of massive worldwide volcanic eruption?"

Cross looked blank.

"I apologize for the lack of clarity," Ho-Oh said. "I'm having trouble deciding exactly what kind of disaster would be significant enough to leave you as the best choice available."

"Do you think this is some kind of joke?" Cross demanded in a strangled voice, rounding on Ash. "This isn't some kind of game you can get out of with one of your stupid illusion Pokémon!"

"Ho-Oh's not-" Ash tried, but Cross punched Ho-Oh.

Ho-Oh's Illusion did not burst, mostly because he didn't have one. One of his feathers did come off, though, and began glowing a deep violet colour.

"Marshadow, do not touch that," Ho-Oh instructed, calmly. "We are probably going to need to get the Lake Guardians to sort it out."

"I'll call Dawn and see if she's got Azelf available to get the others," Ash volunteered.

Cross looked like he couldn't quite believe what he'd just done.

"You tell him, boss!" Incineroar said. "He hasn't vaporized you yet, that means he's weak!"

"Do you actually want Cross to get blown up, is that it?" Lycanroc demanded.

"No?" Incineroar replied, sounding honestly puzzled. "I'm encouraging him! You know, it's just like he always says!"

Lycanroc put his paw over his muzzle. "I think my teammate and trainer are a bad influence on one another."

The Lake Guardians appeared, and Mesprit inspected the simmering, corrupted Rainbow Wing.

"Yeah, good thing you called us," they said, and booped the Rainbow Wing. The corruption all discharged at once, negated by Mesprit's powers, and the Psychic-type brushed their hands off.

"Job done!"

Then Arceus appeared in a flare of golden light.

"My kohai informed me of a problem," xie stated, then examined Cross.

"What's a kohai?" Rowlet asked.

"Probably a pronoun or something," Pikachu replied.

"I believe you might do," Arceus said. "I have been looking for someone to go and get amnesia and become a Pokémon and save the world. Not this one, a different one."

Cross was silent for several seconds.

"That would mean being a hero, right?" he asked, in a sort of this-is-happening voice.

"Indeed," Arceus confirmed. "Assuming you were successful."

Xie considered Cross levelly.

"Charmander, I think," xie said. "Your Pokémon can come as well, if they wish it… in fact, perhaps this decision should be made in private."

Arceus vanished, as did Cross and both his Pokémon.

"Now let's try Mago!" Ash said. "Ready, Salandit?"

"I am a little bit in awe right now," Salandit replied, then took the last bite from his sandwich. "Anyway, uh, right, Mago berry…"

 

Notes:

I'd already mostly dismantled I Choose You for parts, including completely stripping Cross of ever having had a Charmander, but Cross is Alolan.

They're off to a conjectured future PMD game where you can have a Litten or Rockruff as a partner (or significant NPC). In other fics I've predicted Volt Crash, living Pokédexes and psychic Raichu, so I may as well see if I'm right this time…

Chapter 17: Akalakahuna

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"So," Professor Kukui said. "I hope everyone's Stockpiled for our field trip?"

"This is going to be a weird kind of field trip," Kiawe muttered. "I'm going back to where I live."

"Yeah, which means you can show everyone around," Ash pointed out. "Or, if you can't, instead you're finding out new things about Akala Island. Both of those are great results!"

"You've got a point," Kiawe agreed. "Yeah, I…"

He shook his head. "It's always so strange when you point out something like that and suddenly it seems obvious."

"Now, we're going to be staying over on Akala Island for at least a week," Professor Kukui reminded them. "Everyone's got what they'll need from home for the week?"

Lillie muttered under her breath, checking her pockets and then her bag, then sat back.

"I think I've got everything," she said.

"Anyone who thinks they're missing something?" Ash asked, waited a moment, then went on. "That's great! Of course we can come back to pick something up, but it's better to have everything the first time. Now… who wants to pick first?"

After a moment of confusion, Mallow raised her hand in a sort of vague way. "What do you mean, pick first?"

"How you're going to be getting to Akala," Ash explained. "You could take a normal Ride Pokémon, or have your Pokémon take you if they can do that, but a lot of my Pokémon have volunteered to be available to give you rides as well! So, well, I guess if you like the sound of riding one of the Dragonite you don't need to go first, because there's lots of them, but there's only one Suicune and only one Zacian and so on. And there's Zapdos, but I'm taking Zapdos because most people have more trouble with static electricity than I do."


Of the members of Kukui's class, it was naturally Lillie who had the most trouble with the journey.

Mostly that just meant she sat with Snowy in a seat and Zekrom carried the entire seat to Akala, declaring firmly that it would Not Be Ideal for anything to go wrong and therefore this situation was perfectly safe, which seemed to work well enough.

Kiawe elected to fly with his Charizard, as the Pokémon he was familiar with, while Mallow didn't have an option like that and decided that she quite liked the sound of meeting Noivern. Noivern quite liked the sound of meeting Mallow, which was in accordance with how he quite liked sounds in general, and Sophocles took the trip by Cresselia mostly because she seemed to hit it off with Togedemaru in a shared philosophy sort of way.

Lana just opted to be given a lift by Dragonite.

"In our old classes, we never got lifts like this!" she called across to Professor Kukui, who was sitting on Suicune's back. "It's still amazing to see a Water-type do something like that, too!"

"I know, it's great!" Kukui called back. "Between you and me, I'm quite glad that there's Zacian down there on catching duty, though… it's not you, Suicune, it's just there are some things about being on a Pokémon running through the air half a mile up that make part of my mind want to curl up and whimper."

He shaded his eyes. "There's Akala island, up ahead! Hey, Ash!"

Ash's Zapdos swooped left, then right, and fell in next to Suicune.

"We're going to meet Olivia at the Heahea City Pokémon Centre!" the Pokémon Professor said. "Do you need Suicune and I up front to help you find where to go?"

"I will ensure that where Ash lands is the right place," Arc told them. "Correction. I will ensure Ash lands in the right place."

"Sounds good to me!" Kukui said, with a thumbs-up. "Let's go!"


The procession of Pokémon, students and teachers all landed at Heahea City without much trouble, and the Island Kahuna came out to meet them.

"I've met Kahuna Hala before, but only once," Lana said. "It's nice to meet you, Kahuna Olivia."

"Alola!" Olivia said, giving them all a wave. "Wow, that's quite a collection of Pokémon you've arrived with there…"

She gasped slightly. "Oh, you poor girl."

"Is something wrong?" Kukui asked.

"Not at the moment, but there was," Olivia explained, stepping forwards towards Suicune and promptly tripping over her own feet.

Dragonite caught her with a forearm.

"Thank you," Olivia said, looking briefly embarrassed.

"If you mean what I assume you mean, then don't worry about it," Suicune advised. "You're right, it's something that has been part of my life for a long time, but because it has… well, as I say, it's not something to worry about."

"Well, if you say so," Olivia decided.

"Can you do the same thing as Ash can where he can understand Pokémon?" Sophocles said, seriously impressed. "We can't do that without one of Ash's Pokémon to translate for us."

"Do I count as one of Ash's Pokémon?" Rotom checked. "I do not think I do."

"You could be translating all this time?" Sophocles asked.

"I do not feel like it!" Rotom replied. "Besides, I would have no time for anything else!"

Olivia chuckled. "Well, it's not quite understanding what Pokémon say… instead, I look at them, and see how they are on a level that goes beyond just seeing them. It's also seeing what there is about them, and a bit about how they got that way."

"Oh, right, Aura!" Ash said. "That bit about knowing a Pokémon's history is a neat trick, I didn't know you could do that with it. But I guess it makes sense since Aura is about someone's personal energy."

"If you can see things about Pokémon, what can you see about Snowy?" Lillie asked.

"She's young, but she's definitely a companion of yours," Olivia judged. "That much is clear to see. It's very impressive, so well done to both of you."

"Now I want to know what there is about Ash's other Pokémon!" Mallow announced. "Mostly so someone else can get an idea."

"Um, wow," Olivia said, catching sight of Pikachu. "That's… a very strong bond. It's like that time I saw a Mega Evolved Pokémon, but not quite the same."

"That's because it's Pikachu who can Mega Evolve and Bond Phenomenon me, I guess!" Ash decided, rummaging in his pocket. "Hey, Arc, can you-"

Olivia shaded her eyes.

"Is something wrong?" Kukui asked.

"Am I the only person who can see the ineffable golden light coming from that phone?" Olivia asked.

"I would be hard to use if my ineffable golden light was continually shining forth," Arc stated. "I will attempt to tone it down. Would anyone who wishes to go home return to their Pokéballs?"

Zapdos, Zacian and Suicune all duly did so, as did Noivern, and Ibid vanished with them. A moment later the Ditto appeared again with the Pokéballs for most of Ash's Alola team, plus an antique Apricorn ball.

"I heard something about someone who could see the true nature of whoever she was looking at!" Aten declared, springing out of his Pokéball. "I demand recognition of my true status!"

Olivia duly looked at Aten.

"What's that smirk for?" Aten demanded. "What is that smirk for? That is not a smirk I enjoy."

"Maybe she can see what you actually think about your teammates?" Ash suggested.

"Silence!" Aten insisted. "I do not have to tolerate this!"

Then an Alolan Raichu zipped up.

This time Olivia fell over where she was standing.

"Are you okay?" Ash asked, worried.

"There's just… so much," Olivia said, a little faintly. "I wasn't ready for that."

"Ooh, that's cool!" announced the Raichu, scratching her head. "Hey, wait, if you can see a Pokémon' s history and stuff then where did I leave that cool shiny rock I found a while ago? I forgot where it was!"


Kahuna Olivia's first actual planned event came after she'd informed presumably-Mew that, no, she didn't actually get a sense of where the now-lost shiny rock might have been left, and after showing them around the city for a bit she took all seven humans – and their Pokémon – out of town to a barn full of Stoutland.

"The Stoutland around Heahea, and on Akala island in general, are experts at hunting down hidden treasures," she explained. "So we're doing a treasure hunt. And, yes, Raichu, that might mean they find whatever it is you're after. If it's here."

"Great!" Raichu said, doing a kickflip possibly just because he could. "Then let's go!"

"It's best to pick a Stoutland you get on well with," Professor Kukui said. "And you can search wherever you want, but you'll have to come back at the sound of the bell in a couple of hours. Understand?"

There were some nods, and Lana had already begun checking on the Stoutland one by one to see which one had the most fitting personality for her.

There was a flash as Snowy came out.

"Are you going to be okay?" she asked her trainer.

"Oh!" Ash realized. "I should get Lokoko… that reminds me, actually, Kahuna Olivia – that thing you do where you look at a Pokémon and you know about them? My Ninetales, Lokoko, has a wife who can do something like that."

"She can?" Olivia asked.

"Well, I think so," Ash said, with a shrug. "It's similar, at least. Apparently I'm AAAAAA."

Ibid returned with Lokoko's Pokéball, and Snowy repeated her question.

"I… well," Lillie began. "I don't know, Snowy, but I want to be. And I know that maybe this isn't the best way to do it, but… I want to try. And maybe it won't work."

She drew in a breath, and let it out. "But I don't want to have not tried."

"Just so long as you know that nobody else is going to think anything bad about you if you can't," Ash said. "Except Aten, but he thinks bad things about everyone anyway."

"Not. A word. From you," Aten snarled, whirling to look at Olivia. "She's doing the smug smile again!"


"Well," Olivia said, that evening. "Let's see… Sophocles?"

Sophocles showed what his Stoutland had found, and Olivia smiled. "Ah, a Star Piece! This is a bit of a fallen meteorite, so that's very impressive."

"Huh, maybe I should have brought back the rock Rayquaza ate," Ash said, scratching his head, then shrugged. "Well, she was hungry."

"Kiawe has… two fossils!" Olivia went on. "A Skull Fossil and a Plume Fossil, both very well preserved. We might even be able to get these revived."

"They're both Rock-type, neither are Fire-type, so it's up to you, Kahuna," Kiawe said.

"And Mallow has a collection of ingredients," Olivia said. "Some of these mushrooms are quite rare… and I don't think I've ever seen a berry quite like that before."

"I have!" Raichu said. "It's an Enigma Berry!"

"Oh, that's an Enigma Berry!" Ash said. "I recognize the name because I've been working with Salandit and that's the one that makes the strongest Bug type Natural Gift attacks."

Salandit came out to inspect the berry, which made Olivia do a double-take. "That's… a very big Salandit."

"Yeah, he was training to be a Totem Pokémon but it didn't work out," Ash explained.

"That is a really unusual scent," Salandit said, waving his tail. "Sort of… fresh and earthy? Maybe a bit of sulphur?"

He gave a whole-body shrug. "I'll figure it out."

"Thanks, Mallow!" Ash said. "Sorry about interrupting!"

"Right," Olivia said. "Let's see… Lillie?"

"I found that I can touch Stoutland, eventually," Lillie said. "And I found a Pokéball belonging to Snowy, but only because I dropped it."

"That's great," Ash told her. "Really, problems like that are really hard to get over, so making progress like that is excellent."

"And I found this," Lana revealed.

"Ooh!" Raichu said, zipping over to have a closer look. "Hmm… it's not quite like I was thinking of, but that's really close! I wonder if there's more of them!"

"There certainly are," Olivia told him. "It's a Sparkling Stone – those are what we use to make Z-rings. Lana, if you want, I'll see about getting this turned into a Z-ring."

"That would be great!" Lana replied. "Thank you, Kahuna!"

"It's the least I could do," Olivia said. "Ash, I know you went off with a Stoutland and your Phanpy, did you find anything? Apart from the meteorite you mentioned before."

"Phanpy did find this," Ash replied, bringing out a crystal. "I think it's another Z crystal, do you know which one it is?"

Olivia looked at it, then looked closer. "I… don't, no. It's not quite any colour I'm familiar with, it's got a shape like Lycanium Z or Kommonium Z but with a different symbol… no, no idea."

"I think you'd best keep that one, Ash, you'll probably meet the Pokémon it's for at some point," Kukui advised.

"Yeah, probably," Raichmew agreed. "That's Ash for you!"

 

Notes:

Poor kitsune who are on the receiving end of smug looks. It's not a good environment for them.

Especially if they know why they're getting the look.

Chapter 18: Wela and Wetter

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Okay," Litten said, setting herself on fire and sending the damp streaming away from her fur. "What was all that in aid of?"

"I got Arc to make a video while you were underwater," Ash explained, wrapping a towel around himself. "Specifically, of the bit just after you went into the water."

"Right," Litten replied, sounding like she was willing to at least give this idea a hearing.

For the second day on Akala, Olivia had taken them all fishing, and while Ash could have tried doing that himself it instead seemed like a good time to sort out Litten's problem with the water.

"Actually, isn't there meant to be a problem with phones going in the water?" Popplio asked, interested. "Arc is your phone, right?"

"That is correct," Arc stated. "Rotom for example would not want to go in the water while possessing a Pokédex or phone, unless specially prepared for it. I, however, have the benefit of a small soup dish."

"A what?"

"A Water Plate," they clarified. "Please wait, using High Definition movie playback."

Litten and Popplio both flinched back as Arc suddenly grew to three feet across.

"What just happened?" Popplio asked.

"Arc used Growth," Ibid said helpfully. "Arc's resolution rose."

"Observe closely," Arc requested, and played the film of Litten plunging into the water.

"I was going a lot faster than I was expecting," Litten complained. "I was really not expecting Starly to drop me from that high up."

Starly chirped helpfully.

"Did you see what I wanted you to?" Ash asked.

"Let's assume I didn't see the important bit," Litten decided.

"Right – well, it's to do with the bit just after you hit the water," Ash said. "Again, Arc?"

Arc played the impact in slow motion, with Litten plunging into the water in a cloud of bubbles, and Ash pointed. "There, see? There's bubbles coming off your fur, after the general air splash."

"I see it," Litten allowed. "Not the same as saying I understand it, though."

"Well, it's a proof of concept!" Ash said. "See, it means your fur had air in it, until it left. And all we need to do is stop that happening, or make it so you can replace the air, and then you can move around underwater with an air cloud over your fur stopping you from getting wet."

"That… might work?" Litten said. "I think? It's getting beyond what I understand, but it might work."

"Well, how is she going to do it?" Popplio asked. "I know how to blow bubbles! Really big ones, too. But Litten's not a Water type."

"It could be a Water move, but it could also be a Flying one, because that's the type that deals with things like tailwind," Ash said, mostly to himself. "Or it could be Grass, because of photosynthesis… let's start with Flying because that's the one that's probably going to be easiest for Litten to learn. Talonflame, can you help?"

Litten looked around. "Is Talonflame here?"

"No, he's in Kanto," Ash said, holding out his hand.

Talonflame appeared perched on Ash's arm. "I'm here," he said.

"And now Talonflame's here," Ash added. "That's Tailwind for you! Okay, so I was hoping you could work with Litten so she can carry a cloud of air on her fur when she goes into the water, it seems a bit like Tailwind."

"Hmm," Talonflame said. "It could be, or it could be something to do with surface tension. You know, like Greninja and Suicune use."

"Good point," Ash agreed. "Greninja, can you help?"

"Is Greninja here?" Litten asked, now not sure where to look.

"No, he's in Kanto too, but unlike Talonflame he can't come here in less than a second once Arc sends him a text," Ash explained.

Ibid appeared with Greninja's Pokéball.

"Thanks!" Ash told Ibid, then sent out Greninja.

"Well," Greninja began.

Then there was a brief interruption as Lana hooked a Wash Rotom.


"I think that move is going to work best," Talonflame decided, eventually. "It was working for me when I went into the water, and that's probably a good sign."

"Now that I think about it, I should probably say this," Litten realized. "Thank you for your willingness to repeatedly crash into the sea to help me solve a problem."

"That's the way of the ninja, I think," Greninja assured her. "It might be the way of the ninja. Possibly it's only Torkoal's way of the ninja, or Zoroark's, or something like that."

"I always thought the way of the ninja was to not be noticed, but more fool me, I suppose," Litten shrugged. "Okay, how do I actually do Aerial Ace?"

"Like this," Talonflame said, then did it.

"...um," Litten began.

"Talonflame, it usually helps if you do the move slow enough that the other Pokémon can physically see it," Greninja cautioned.

"Nobody mentioned that," Talonflame protested.

"Hold on, I think I have an idea," Pikachu said, scampered off, then came back with Arc.

"Let's see," he said, paging down quickly. "I think… I think you might want to start by basing it off a… corkscrew shooting star press."

"Oh!" Litten brightened. "So you use speed to hit your target no matter where they are, and any excess momentum goes into the flair of the move itself!"

"If she needs more translation, ask Hawlucha," Pikachu advised.


The next day, Olivia took them up from the shore and towards the volcano that dominated much of central Akala.

"This is Wela Volcano Park," Kukui said. "This is where the Wela Fire Festival happens, which is focused specifically on Fire-type Pokémon and on making them stronger."

"That's why I brought along so many of my Fire-type Pokémon!" Ash agreed. "Plus some others who were interested in watching."

"So, how does it work?" Aaaaaabsol asked, from next to her wife. "I have no idea how much Ash told everyone else what he'd researched, but I know I know next to nothing except that it's supposed to be a nice day out."

She tilted her head. "Which… seems accurate at the moment."

"Of course it is, we're here together," Lokoko smiled.

"Flatterer," Absol replied, with a fond look.

"So it's a festival which is a bit of a ritual, too," Ash explained. "There's a crown which is made out of cooled lava, which I guess is different to how the whole island's made out of cooled lava one way or another because it's a volcanic island, and it's symbolically associated with both the power of a volcano which springs into extra life from what you might think is just a mountain and how the volcano's ash and rock turns into rich volcanic soil, so in both cases it's about making Pokémon stronger. Possibly by the principles of sympathy and contagion, or that's what Serena would say if she was here."

"That's a different way of thinking about it than I remember, but I guess that's about right," Kiawe judged. "And, well, it celebrates the power and generosity of Wela Volcano and how it made Akala what it is today. Turtonator got crowned last year, and… I think it helped him out!"

"Hmm," Entei said, looking up at the volcano. "Would they like me to help make it stronger?"

"I doubt it," Suicune replied. "Brother mine, if you were to make that volcano erupt, it would perhaps be beneficial for the island in the long run, but in the short run then it would spoil the festival a bit."

"Oh, of course!" Entei nodded. "Thank you, that is a good point. But perhaps I could instead make the crown stronger? It is volcanic."

"I think if you did want to do that then you should ask first!" Ash pointed out. "I know Absol hasn't said anything but that could just be because you weren't going to actually do it, because I was going to point that out. But, actually… what about Pokémon who are sometimes Fire-type but not always? That's why I brought Rayquaza along."

"I've seen some Oricorio do it in Baile Style," Kiawe contributed. "So it's probably all right if they're Fire-type at the time. It shows dedication for them because Oricorio here are Pa'u Style so they have to come from Ula'ula and plan ahead."

He took a step back, actually looking at the collection of Pokémon Ash had sent out. "There's… kind of a lot of them, now I think about it."

"Yeah, we're going at the end of the festival," Ash confirmed.

"Except me, I already did it," Salandit said, waving his paw. "Yeah, speaking of which, if I suddenly return myself it's because of an awkward situation."

"Got it!" Ash said, nodding. "Huh, now I wonder if there's a Heatran down there as part of the volcano."

He looked vaguely downwards. "Well, I don't think so… anyway, anyone else who's here to take part or just watch?"

"I sort of want to join the queue," Moltres admitted. "I'm not a Fire-type, but I look it and I can sort of fake it. So could Zoroark but more convincingly, at least if they tried to set him on fire."

He looked pensive. "So could Meganium, now I think about it, though less convincingly, as long as it was sunny."

"I think they've thought of that," Ash shrugged. "But yeah, it wouldn't be good manners to rely on trickery like that in a festival like this, right?"

"I suppose," Moltres nodded.

"Well, I'm interested!" Typhlosion announced. "I don't know if there's something above going Mega Typhlosion, but if there is then we'll find out."

"Maybe there's Hyper Typhlosion?" Tepig asked. "Wait, no, that's the next upgrade after Super, for potions and things. Where does Mega fit in with that?"

Typhlosion shrugged.

"How many Pokémon of yours actually are taking part in this, Ash?" Lillie asked. "Typhlosion, Entei, Torkoal-"

"I will run up the volcano and personally demonstrate my dedication!" Torkoal announced. "And if I do not, I will run up the volcano as penance!"

"I can see certain logical issues there," Lokoko said.

"Lokoko," Lillie went on, counting off. "Chimchar, Rayquaza, Tepig, Talonflame, Litten… do you have a Charizard?"

"He's busy at the moment, but he might make it before the end of the festival," Tepig provided helpfully.

"So why is Snorlax here?" Lillie went on. "I know why a lot of the spectators are here, to watch, but… he's just asleep."

"I think he assumed food was involved in some way," Salandit said.

"Where?" Snorlax asked, looking around.

"Not yet, but Dragonite did say he'd make something," Salandit informed the Normal-type.

"Okay," Snorlax said, lying back down again.


"Kiawe," Olivia said, as the ritual neared its ends. "I assume it's your Charizard this time?"

"That's right, Kahuna," Kiawe agreed, sending out his Ride Pokémon. "Ready for this, Charizard?"

Charizard nodded.

"I'm not sure if I can make myself faster with it, but it's important anyway," he said, bowing his head.

Then an Alolan Marowak jumped in and snatched the crown from the Kahuna's hands.

"Hey!" Kiawe called, as Marowak ran off.

Then Snorlax used Extremespeed.

Since Marowak was a Ghost, Snorlax went straight through, but he did pick up the crown on the way past before doing an impressively tight turn and skidding to a halt next to Kahuna Olivia.

"Losing it would be a delay to the food," he said.

"Hey!" Kiawe called, pointing at the confused-looking Pokémon. "Marowak! Were you looking for a fight? A battle? Did you want a chance to wear the crown yourself, or were you just causing trouble?"

"How did that just happen?" Marowak asked. "How can such a big Pokémon move so fast?"

"Honestly, not sure myself," Kiawe admitted. "Still, same question!"

"This is very confusing," Marowak said. "I wanted to see if a trainer could handle me, that's what!"

"Then I'll-" Kiawe began, then looked at Charizard.

Looked at Turtonator's Pokéball.

"Give me a bit of time to get advice from my teacher, and I'll challenge you!" Kiawe said. "Just, uh… I think my Pokémon are going to need a speed boost."

 

Notes:

Talonflame is convenient.

Bit of a speed theme in this one, actually.

Chapter 19: Turtle Recoil

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"So what I need to work out is how to get Turtonator faster," Kiawe said. "Is that right?"

He looked up at Marowak, who was waiting patiently some distance away. "That Marowak is fast, but… am I thinking about this right?"

"I think it's a great way to think about it," Ash assured him. "There's no type advantage going on based on raw types, because Turtonator's also a Dragon type and Marowak's also a Ghost type, but if Turtonator doesn't have a good move to attack Marowak then you might need to think about that as she might have the advantage… but then again, if you want to attack her you either need a good ranged move or a good way to catch up to her."

"I do have a Dragon type move," Turtonator volunteered, as over in the distance Chimchar began having a chat with Marowak. "But it's Dragon Tail, so I think it's up to Kiawe if he'd prefer me to work on close range or long range moves."

"That is a good point," Kiawe admitted. "Well… it'd be helpful if you were faster for more than just this specific situation, right? And it would let you dodge out of the way as well as letting you get into combat. So it feels like that would be more generally useful."

"Right!" Ash said. "Okay, so there's a few ideas, and I guess it depends on Turtonator. Actually – hey, Lana, Mallow, Sophocles, Lillie, see if you can help with this!"

The other four students crowded around, and Ash resumed. "So what we're looking for is a way to make Turtonator faster," he said. "A way that fits with how Turtonator works as a battling Pokémon, that is. And there's lots of ways I can think of that might work, but I wanted to see if any of you had an idea for one that you thought would work."

"Huh," Mallow frowned, thinking. "So he's a Fire type… can't some of them use fire to propel themselves around?"

Turtonator's eyes went a little glazed, mostly because of near-prophetic visions of repeatedly slamming himself against the ground, trees, other Pokémon and anything else that happened to be in the way, and Ash considered that before nodding.

"It's an option!" he said. "Though a lot of Turtonator's flame comes out of his mouth or from his back, so it's more really useful for going in directions he's not looking. It could work though!"

Sophocles went next. "There's a move called Shell Smash," he said. "It's for Pokémon with shells, or, mostly it is, and Turtonator has a shell. It makes the Pokémon faster and better at attacking, but it does also make it a lot easier to hurt them in return."

"Are you okay, Turtonator?" Kiawe asked. "You seem like you're a bit nervous."

"I am a bit, yes," Turtonator agreed. "You would be too if people kept making suggestions like these ones."

"Dragon Tail throws Pokémon around, doesn't it?" was Lillie's suggestion. "So maybe Turtonator can use it on himself to knock himself around?"

"I'm a Dragon-type!" Turtonator complained. "That would be worse for me than Marowak!"

"Or… hang on, what's it called?" Lana asked. "There's that one that makes fast Pokémon slower and slow Pokémon faster."

"Trick Room?" Steenee asked.

"That's the one!" Lana agreed. "Could Turtonator use that? That way he'd be faster than Marowak instead of slower."

"Well, it's the first one that's not sounded actively painful," Turtonator admitted. "Couldn't I learn whatever Snorlax does?"

"Hmm," Snorlax said, levering himself up on one arm and inspecting Turtonator. "How hungry are you?"

"Um… not especially? A bit?" Turtonator replied. "I'd quite like dinner some time today, but I'm ready for battle."

"Then probably not," Snorlax said, lying back down again. "You must learn to strive."

"What about Dragon Dance?" Sophocles asked. "That's less extreme than Shell Smash, but Turtonator is a dragon…"


"All right, Marowak, we're ready!" Kiawe called, some minutes later.

The rest of the festival had been completed to the point that the people and Pokémon not involved were getting started on dinner, but Kiawe's classmates were still all watching the battle that was about to happen – as was Ash.

"Very well, then," Marowak said, holding up her bone and lighting it on both ends. "Show me how skilled you are, Pokémon trainer."

"Turtonator, onto your back!" Kiawe said.

Marowak's stance changed from ready to confused as she watched Turtonator flip himself upside down. "Um."

"Now, Trick Room!" Kiawe added, and a shimmering field of energy pulsed out from the Dragon-type.

All of about six inches.

"That doesn't seem to have worked," she said.

"No, this is actually great," Kiawe countered. "Now, Dragon Tail!"

Turtonator used Dragon Tail, which meant he started spinning around very quickly indeed as Trick Room turned his normal slow solidity into blurring rapidity. He also began to wobble a bit, precessing around an axis instead of spinning straight up and down.

"And… Shell Trap!" Kiawe finished.

One of Turtonator's shell spikes exploded while it was facing mostly away from Marowak, catapulting Turtonator in Marowak's direction and forcing the Fire-type to abruptly pay a lot of attention to what was going on. She lit her bone up with Shadow Bone, holding it out in a blocking position, and it went whang whang whang as Turtonator's Dragon Tail collided with it three times before she was able to dodge out of the way.

"Where did this come from?" she asked. "You just talked for fifteen minutes and then this is happening?"

"It's applying what we've been learning in school!" Turtonator replied. "Though I will be level with you right now: I cannot see where you are. Or much of anything. It's all a bit of a blur."

"Then how are you-"

"Shell Trap!" Kiawe called, and another of Turtonator's spikes exploded. Again, it launched him spinning towards Marowak, and this time she wasn't able to use her bone to block all the blows – three got through, the combination knocking her halfway across the area to send her landing with a whud.

"Keep it up, Turtonator!" Kiawe praised.

"Better you than me!" his Charizard agreed.

"Thanks," Turtonator said. "Is she still battling? Am I sliding downhill? I assume you'd mention things if they were important!"


With Marowak not precisely defeated so much as conceding, partly because otherwise there was a serious danger that one of Turtonator's side-spins would land on her without him realizing it, she agreed to join Kiawe's team.

"Good to have you," Charizard said.

Turtonator made a slight noise of disagreement, but he wasn't very eloquent about it partly because as far as he was concerned the whole of Akala kept spinning.

"So, what is with that trainer with the Pikachu, anyway?" Marowak added, looking over and realizing for the first time just how diverse Ash's team was. "And the… um… everything else."

"If you know, please tell me," Kiawe said. "I think everyone in several regions has been trying to work that one out…"

He stretched, then shook his head. "It's weird in his lessons. You get the impression that it's like… hey, Charizard, remember that time we got a real scare at Brooklet Hill?"

Charizard shivered. "Yeah, not a happy memory."

"What happened?" Marowak asked.

"Flying's weird," Kiawe explained. "There was this one time – just once, just after Charizard evolved – that I went out flying in foggy weather without either staying slow and low or climbing way out of the fog entirely, and Charizard and I got ourselves turned around and upside down. We were doing a loop without realizing it, so I wasn't falling out of the saddle or anything, then we suddenly spotted a lake that looked like it was above us and managed to stop just in time."

Kiawe shrugged. "That kind of totally weird realization that the world's upside down compared to what you thought? That's a typical lesson with Mr. Ketchum."


Meanwhile, in Hoenn, Dawn checked through some notes.

"So… right, we know it's in between one and two years, right?" she said.

Pichu nodded. "Yep. Age makes that one easy enough."

"And we know that at least some of us went with you, but others didn't," Piplup provided. "But you didn't bother to leave any information on who."

"Yeah, sorry, I'd say I have to have left better notes but I didn't so I can't," Dawn shrugged. "I hope everyone comes with me, but I know that's not really going to be possible because it didn't happen, unless I fabricated the details in the notes we found."

"It's a delicate art," Pichu said, sagely. "You don't want to end up making something retroactively impossible because you gave too much information."

"We'll be ready for the challenge," Riolu said.

"Agreed," Quilava nodded. "Though if I go then I'll have to go thunderstorm chasing, it's far more convenient to tap into mains electricity which wasn't a thing in the past. Unless I've thoroughly misunderstood."

"Yeah, I don't think you misunderstood," Pichu confirmed. "That said, there's going to be a lot of Electric-types! Including our trainer, come to that."

Nickit cast a side-eye at Azelf. "Aren't you going to say anything about what happened? I assume you know."

"And interfere with the absolutely amazing display of willpower and determination on display?" Azelf replied, sounding shocked. "Besides, she'll have did great."

"I hate time travel verbs," Nickit said, paws over her muzzle.

Dawn patted her Dark-type. "Don't worry about it, it'll make sense once it's happened. I assume."

"That's a very big assumption given how some of our adventures have gone."

Luxio stretched. "I wonder if we'll invent the Contest."

"I think that's Hoenn, right?" Swinub said. "That's why we're here… mind you, what happens if we invent Contests in Hoenn and then invent them again separately somewhere else?"

Togekiss hummed. "I think at that point we discover how Mr. Sukizo does it."

Azelf drifted over and whispered into Nickit's ear.

The ear twitched.

"Really?" she said. "I wonder if I could steal that… anyone want to guess what Origin Nickit would look like?"


And, in Lumiose City, Paul sent out his Gabite.

"Get ready," he warned.

"Biiite!" Gabite called.

"J'accord," a speaker system said.

"What was that?" Paul asked, then shook his head. "No, never mind. What's your first Pokémon?"

"I'm using Dedenne!" Clemont replied, sending out the Electric-type from the Pokéball he already had ready. "He's sort of my sister's Pokémon, but we agreed it was all right because I'm the official trainer and she's not gone on her journey yet – she's too young."

Dedenne nodded, cheeks sparking.

"Hmm," Paul frowned. "Fairy type. Right. Watch out for Fairy moves, Gabite."

Gabite nodded, going down to a three-point stance with his talons making up the third point.

"Begin," Clemont added. "Sunny Day!"

"Bulldoze," Paul called. "Why Sunny Day?"

"Dedee!" Dedenne called, dodging out of the way with a flick of his tail before sending a flare of Sunny Day up into the gym room. His antennae sparkled, and some strange patterns began to form in the light.

"Zénith," the speakers said.

"Now, Gabite, Sand Tomb," Paul instructed. "Keep it around yourself to fend off the Solarbeam that's coming."

Dedenne didn't use Solarbeam, though, and Paul frowned. "Attack!"

Gabite charged in to use Metal Claw, and Dedenne used a brief pulse of electricity to jolt himself out of the way. Then Paul shaded his eyes slightly as Dedenne began to glow brightly.

"Denne-edeee!" Dedenne announced, tail flicking out, and lit up with Dazzling Gleam.

"Solaire thermique à concentration," the speakers said, over the sound of Gabite skidding rapidly backwards to collide with the nearest wall.

"Wait," Paul said. "I request a time out."

"Oh, sure!" Clemont agreed. "Is something wrong?"

"Well-" Paul began, but then Dark Clembot leaned around the door.

"Bonnie was playing fetch with Tyrantrum and threw the ball out the window by mistake," the robot reported. "Tyrantrum stopped before falling through the hole and they are both sorry."

"I'll fix it later," Clemont decided. "Sorry, what were you saying?"

Paul began to tick off on his fingers. "I don't think Sunny Day works like that, I'm fairly sure your gym's speaker system is translating Pokémon words into a language I don't speak, your younger sister has a Tyrantrum despite not being old enough to go on a Pokémon journey, and that's a robot. I just wanted to ask… how did you enjoy your journey with Ash Ketchum?"

"It was a lot of fun!" Clemont replied. "I never would have got the Translation Gear working without his inspiration!"

"Thought so," Paul muttered. "Okay, Gabite, get ready for us to resume."

 

Notes:

Paul is able to recognize the pattern.

Chapter 20: Akala trial, Lurantis style

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

On a day when Kukui's class were all free to do what they wanted, Ash thought about how he was going to spend the day for a bit before brightening and picking up Arc.

"Do you have an idea where the Totem trials are?" he asked. "I don't know if that's readily available information or not."

"It is, but I have determined a useful method," Arc stated. "Contacting local support."

Their ring pulsed.

"How did they do that?" Tapu Lele asked, leaning out from behind a tree. "My head just went bing."

"Apologies, I will add an option to not disturb Pokémon in future," Arc said. "Do you know if there is a local Totem trial that is prepared for Ash Ketchum to visit?"

"Well, not at the moment, but I'll go and let the Lush Jungle one know," Tapu Lele said. "It's in the Lush Jungle."

"Thanks!" Ash called, then frowned. "Hmm, I wonder who I should use… Rockruff, what do you think?"

"I could get involved!" Rockruff agreed. "It'd be good to have a fight!"

They bounced on their paws. "I've been feeling really full of energy lately, it'd be great to burn some off!"

"And… well, Litten, Salandit, it could be either of you if you want," Ash went on. "Though I do also want to challenge Olivia some time soon, so you could wait until that one."

"I'd rather wait," Salandit said. "Knowing my luck the other Totem Pokémon around here knew about what happened with me…"

"Got it," Ash said, not prying. "Litten?"

The Fire-type looked at Rockruff, then let out an exaggerated sigh.

"I suppose I'll have to," she said. "Let's make it a good one, huh?"

"Yeah!" Rockruff agreed, nodding eagerly. "I'll do my best to provide loads of platforms for you! Feline Pokémon like having places to climb from, right?"

"Not necessarily, but… yeah, thanks," Litten decided.


In the Lush Jungle, not much later, Ash shaded his eyes to look around. "Hmm… so, what Pokémon is this one, anyway?"

"I know, but I don't think I'm allowed to tell you," Salandit said.

"Makes sense," Pikachu agreed, then formed his Surf-board and flew up into the air.

He hung there for several seconds, then dropped back down.

"In retrospect, I couldn't see the trial for the trees," he reported. "Does Aura help?"

"It might," Ash said, closing his eyes, and looked down at Salandit. "Huh, okay… so there's something that looks different for a Totem Pokémon, or an Alpha Pokémon, or however you want to call it. But it's a bit hard to spot compared to them just being bigger."

"Speaking of which, I should return myself," Salandit said, and did so.

Ash looked around, then Ibid made a throat clearing noise and changed into a miniature Luxray.

"Scanning," he said. "Scan complete. There is a larger than normal Pokémon that way."

"Thanks, Ibid!" Ash said.

"How did you determine that?" Rotom asked.

"I looked through solid objects and have an encyclopedic knowledge of how big a Pokémon is meant to be," Ibid stated. "The Pokémon I saw was larger than normal. This is prima facie evidence that they could be a Totem Pokémon."

"That would do it," Rotom decided.


Another ten minutes of trekking through the jungle, and a large Lurantis suddenly jumped down in front of Ash.

"Ash Ketchum," the Totem Pokémon said. "It is you, right? I want to be sure because Tapu Koko forgot to laminate the sheet he dropped off and, jungle."

"I did warn you he was coming," Tapu Lele pointed out.

"Sure, but I want to be certain," Lurantis said. "Do you mind confirming your identity?"

"Not at all!" Ash said. "How can I do that?"

Arc manifested.

"That'll do," Lurantis agreed, as Arc demanifested. "Now. I have three ally Pokémon lined up, all Castform. I hope that is acceptable."

"Sure is!" Ash confirmed. "Litten, Rockruff, ready for this?"

"You bet!" Rockruff agreed, emerging from their Pokéball. "Litten, let's go for it!"

"Begin," Lele advised.

The first of the Castform immediately swept onto the battlefield, and used Sunny Day. Lurantis gestured, forming a shimmering blade of solar energy from their arm, and swept it down towards Rockruff.

Litten got in the way, fur suddenly on fire, and did her level best to do a fireman's carry drop on a Pokémon about five times her height. It didn't work, and got her hit with a Solar Blade for her trouble, but it did mean that Rockruff didn't get hit.

"Thanks!" Rockruff yipped, rising into the air, and Lurantis did a double-take.

"Sorry, I got the warning, but – what?" the Grass-type asked.

"Yeah, this is presumably new," the Tapu replied. "Koko didn't mention it."

Several Stealth Rocks appeared, one of them directly underneath Litten to lift her into the air, and she glanced at Rockruff.

"Focus on the Castform!" she said, springing off and using Aerial Ace While On Fire.

"Sure – look out!" Rockruff interrupted themself.

"Litten, roll with it!" Ash called, as the Fire-type bounced off the floor after a Solar Blade had knocked her back. "Turn back and go after Lurantis!"

"Solar Beam," Lurantis instructed, then sent a Petal Blizzard whirling around the whole clearing. It eroded some of Rockruff's stealth rocks, but Litten snorted before blowing out a stream of flame and setting the Petal Blizzard on fire.

"Use the flames for cover!" Ash told his Pokémon. "Both of you! And – wait, swap opponents!"

"Really?" Rockruff asked, surprised, then formed a set of stepping stone Stealth Rocks for Litten and sprang down to ground level. "If you insist!"

"Aerial Ace!" Ash instructed Litten. "Rockruff, keep moving, use a rock shield against Lurantis' attacks! Litten – heat up Rockruff's shield, use the sunlight!"

"This feels very strange," Tapu Lele said, sitting down next to Pikachu.

"It does?" Pikachu asked.

"Yes, because I'm waiting for Ash to do something absolutely demented," the Tapu explained. "Koko said you two got on well, by the way. How did that go?"

"He threw a Z ring through the window, then the first time we properly met he demanded I try to blow him up," Pikachu replied.

"Sounds about right," Lele agreed.

"Litten, next to Rockruff!" Ash called. "Powerbomb the rock at Lurantis!"

A red-hot rock hit Lurantis and exploded, showering the Totem Pokémon with fragments, and Ash was already commanding Rockruff to throw another rock at Castform.

"Hmm, I wonder if that counts," Lele mused, as Castform switched out for another Castform.

This one used Rain Dance and began shooting Water Gun attacks at both Rockruff and Litten, but Litten just set herself on fire and jumped onto one of Rockruff's Stealth Rocks for support.

"Heat up your rock!" Ash called. "Rockruff, switch to Bite!"


"So I really don't get this!" Castform admitted, using Water Gun again, and Rockruff zipped out of the way – and Litten jumped into the way, sending up a flash of white steam from the Fire-type's fur. "Why does that Litten keep getting wet?"

"It's not because I like it!" Litten retorted. "I actually didn't realize Rockruff was dodging that time!"

"Not what she asked," Lurantis said.

"Not what I asked!" Castform agreed, shaking her raindrop. "I know I've hit you with lots of Water Gun and Weather Ball attacks by now and you've been in rain for ages, so how are you still going?"

"Four words!" Litten answered, springing from rock to rock before swiping out at Castform. "Because I can swim!"

"That doesn't – it doesn't work like that, does it?" Tapu Lele asked. "Just because she can swim doesn't mean she's not immune to water or whatever's going on."

"You haven't seen how she swims," Pikachu pointed out reasonably. "It's actually relevant, because in order to swim she carries air against her fur which protects her from the water."

"Right!" Rockruff agreed, then zipped behind one of their rocks to avoid a Solar Blade from Lurantis and another to avoid a Weather Ball from Castform. "And that works underwater, so obviously it works when it's just a bit of water at a time!"

Tapu Lele shook her head. "Yes, I think I'm getting a very good idea why Koko is so interested in you now."

"Rockruff, focus on Lurantis again!" Ash called. "Litten, get in close to Castform!"

Rockruff diverted enough of their attention to give Litten a staircase, moving it so that Litten had good paw-holds, then Ash glanced down at Arc's screen as Lurantis whipped up a Petal Blizzard.

"Uhh… I think this is the right word… Snapmare at Rockruff!"

"What?" Tapu Lele asked. "What move is that?"

It turned out to be roughly comparable to Circle Throw, and sent Castform crashing down right into the Petal Blizzard.

"And stop!" Ash called. "She's knocked out, so swap out."

Both Ash's Pokémon had stopped in place, and so had Lurantis.

"Good," the Grass-type said, as the rain ended and a third Castform floated in to retrieve their friend – before taking up position next to Lurantis, and the Weather Pokémon used Sandstorm as Lurantis made the signal to resume.

"All right!" Ash said. "This is great! Rockruff, Stealth Rock!"

Rocks rose back into the air, and Ash shook his head. "No, the whole sandstorm!"

Rockruff froze for a moment, then so did the entire sandstorm.

"What," Tapu Lele asked. "Okay, now that is impressive."

"Now, focus it on Lurantis and Castform!" Ash added. "Keep moving, make sure they can't see you and keep using Rock Throw! I know you're tired, you both just need a bit more of a lift!"

Pikachu nudged Tapu Lele.

"It's six Pokémon total for the island challenges, right? That's what Gumshoos said."

Tapu Lele nodded.

"Thought so, but Ash wouldn't be Ash if he wasn't having his Pokémon stretch their limits like this," Pikachu said, with a happy smile. "That's my trainer for you."

The Legendary accepted that, then frowned. "...why is that rock platform taking Litten so high into the air?"

"Now, Rockruff, Litten!" Ash called. "Powerbombing run!"

Litten set herself on fire again, Rockruff started pulling the Stealth Rock down instead of up, and Litten used Aerial Ace to provide the necessary terminal guidance.


"Ow," Lurantis said, succinctly, then reached up and extinguished their flaming ear. "Yes, I think you've won that one."

They whistled, and a Trumbeak flew over with a Z-crystal.

"Ghost," Lurantis explained. "I suggest trying it out in your Grand Trial."

"Oh, yeah, I could do one of those, too!" Ash said. "I wonder if Olivia's available today."

"I hope you're not planning on using us," Rockruff replied. "I'm… well, I'll probably have some more energy to burn off later, but not enough for a battle like that."

They looked over their shoulder. "Also I think Litten might be unconscious."


It turned out that Olivia actually wasn't available that day, but she'd have the time for a proper battle the next morning.

Since it was only a little after noon, then, Ash decided everyone on his Alola team – plus the other Pokémon he had around at the moment – should have a nice big meal, partly to celebrate the finished Island Trial and partly because it was just about lunchtime anyway.

"So… how was it?" Rowlet asked.

"Ask me again later," Litten replied, taking a bite of the top pancake in her stack. "I think I want to get a lot of rest before I try to do something as demanding as explaining it."

"That's okay, I can," Rockruff volunteered.

"Ugh, fine, I'll do some of the explaining," Litten griped. "So first there was a Lurantis…"

"Not first, all the way through!" Rockruff replied.

Litten elected to just have her pancakes and jump in if Rockruff said something wrong.

While that was going on, meanwhile, Giratiny was examining the new Z-crystal.

"Hmm," he said, doing a spin. "So it's ghost type? I wonder what it would do to Shadow Force!"

"That would be an experience," Pikachu decided. "You couldn't even dodge something like that, at least not normally."

"Hmf!" Aten huffed. "Of course you can! You simply have to be a Normal-type. Or move in a way that Giratiny cannot predict, so therefore I am the best Pokémon to evade such an attack in two ways!"

"Let's try it out, then!" Giratiny suggested.

"I did not say that that was going to happen," Aten said firmly. "Are you considering treason?"

"Actually, I think I'm technically a prince?" Giratiny said. "Maybe? I don't think Giratina actually said anything about it, though, so maybe not… but it only counts as treason if it's your king, doesn't it? And I think that mostly applies to if it's Dragonite anyway."

"I suppose in hindsight you are not from PokéAtlantis, much as I would have liked a Pokémon like you at my beck and call," Aten conceded.

He looked up. "What kind of Pokémon does this Olivia have?"

"She's a Rock-type specialist," Ash answered. "I was thinking of using you and Salandit!"

"You do know what type advantage is, right?" Salandit checked, looking up from his plate. "Not complaining, just asking."

"A great way to surprise people!" Ash replied.

"...yeah, fair enough."

 

Notes:

It really is.

Chapter 21: Royal Rocky Rumble

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"So, this is your second Grand Trial?" Olivia asked.

"Actually, it's my first," Ash admitted. "When I went to see Kahuna Hala I mostly just tested how my new Grassnium Z was working."

"Oh, he mentioned that," Olivia realized. "I should have known it was you who'd used Mega Meganiumnium Z… anyway, this is going to be a battle with two Pokémon on a side. Is that all right?"

"Sure is!" Ash confirmed. "I'm all set!"

"In that case…" Olivia began, then sent out her Lycanroc and Probopass.

Ash replied with Salandit and Scrafty.

"Watch out for the Scrafty," Olivia warned. "Begin – Magnet Bomb! Accelerock!"

"Salac!" Ash called out. "Build it up!"

Scrafty dodged to the right, avoiding the high-speed barrage of rocks from the Accelerock, but Probopass' Magnet Bomb homed in to hit anyway – resulting in a cloud of smoke as Aten's illusion burst and sent him rolling over before skidding to a halt.

"Thought so," Olivia said. "I recognized him from before."

"Ow," Aten growled, then focused his attention on Probopass. "Revenge!"

Apparently it was specifically not just Probopass but the nose of Probopass which was coming in for Aten's ire, as he bit on and made the Rock-type float backwards with their mini-noses flailing to try and get Aten off.

"Help!" the Compass Pokémon called. "Ow! How is he biting so hard?"

"He's angry," Ash replied. "Just generally, but also specifically about this! He's that kind of Pokémon."

"Lycanroc, help Probopass," Olivia directed. "Rock Slide, he can take it and the Zorua can't."

Aten let go, pounced through Probopass in time to avoid the actual rock barrage, then looked back and forth for a moment and slapped the ground with his paw. That done, he darted to the side and hit it again.

"Stealth Rock," Olivia commanded. "Keep up the Rock Slide, Lycanroc. Magnet Bomb again."

Probopass flung out a Magnet Bomb which chased Aten around the arena, then Aten did a sliding skid and slapped the ground behind him with a paw- prompting a Fire Spin to shoot up around him, trapping him in place for a moment but also detonating the Magnet Bomb orb before it could reach Aten himself.

"Back in!" Ash said. "Keep it up, Salandit!"

"Keep what up, I wonder…" Olivia said to herself, frowning. "Lycanroc, Probopass, Salandit might be slowing you down. Are you feeling okay?"

Both Pokémon turned to their trainer and nodded, and Olivia thought hard.

Then Aten used Shadow Claw to slice an incoming rock in half, jumped up at Lycanroc, and hit them with Foul Play. That knocked the Rock-type to the ground, where one of Aten's traps detonated in a Sand Tomb.

"Now, Salandit!" Ash called.

Salandit smirked, flicking his tail up, and touched off the cloud of Salac-scented scent he'd been building up for at least the last minute.

The explosion made the whole battlefield jump, and more than that it was Fighting-typed – which meant it hit Lycanroc hard, hit Probopass very hard, and passed right through Aten as if nothing was there at all.

"Acceptable!" Aten called, as Lycanroc picked himself out of the shattered ground that had been the Sand Tomb. "Now do it again!"

"Stop Salandit from doing that again!" Olivia instructed.

"Protect Salandit!" Ash told Aten. "Smaller explosions now, Salandit, keep yourself safe!"

"Excuse me?" Aten asked. "I do not protect my teammates, they support me!"

He still attacked Lycanroc anyway, knocking their Accelerock off course, but that was presumably just a coincidence or something.

"She's giving me a smug smile!" Aten complained.

"That Salandit just blew up the whole landscape and you rigged part of it to turn into sand, why are you complaining about a smile?" Lycanroc asked, rolling over once before flinging a Rock Slide in the direction of Ash's Pokémon.

"He tried to bite my nose off!" Probopass added, flinging out a Zap Cannon.

"Disruption," Olivia commanded. "Probopass, Magnet Bomb, keep the Zorua from being able to defend."

"Aten!" Ash called. "Get ready!"

He held up his Z-ring, and Aten brightened.

"Go for Probopass!" Ash clarified. "They've got better battlefield control!"

"Probopass, get a Giga Impact ready to counter it," Olivia ordered, then blinked – because Ash wasn't doing the Dark or Fighting poses. "Wait-"

Aten pounced forwards in a swirl of spectral energy, and hit Probopass in an almighty explosion of rage.

Also ice. Quite a lot of ice.


"Huh, this one changed shape too," Ash said. "Hey, Aten, your one's got a little wispy flame symbol on it, so I guess that move is based on Bitter Malice specifically!"

"Good," Aten replied, wobbling around in a circle before falling over. "Nobody told me that would be that exhausting."

"Did you not hear me mentioning when I was exhausted after doing one?" Pikachu asked.

"That was you, not me," Aten answered, rolling onto his back and splaying his legs out.

Lycanrock and Olivia were both looking between Aten and Probopass, largely because the Compass Pokémon was frozen solid.

"Data observed!" Rotom said. "The Z-move acted like a Ghost type move but also like an Ice type move! I would like to suggest a name!"

"It's my Z move, I get to name it," Aten mumbled.

"Oh, my apologies," Rotom said, shrugging. "I thought you would appreciate the name Ice-Cold Royal Fury."

"...acceptable."


Probopass was out of the battle on account of being frozen entirely, since neither of Olivia's Pokémon had a fire move – it was actually up to Salandit to melt the Rock-type out again, whereupon Probopass went to sit on the sidelines – and Aten could technically still battle but he was almost completely exhausted.

"Tell you what," Salandit suggested. "Slap down some traps for me and we'll call it done."

"I accept," Aten decided. "I will technically have done more than half the work in this battle, and therefore the win is mine alone!"

"Sure, whatever," Salandit decided, shrugging.

"Ready to resume?" Olivia checked.

"Yeah!" Ash agreed.

"Rock Slide!" Olivia commanded, and her Lycanroc fired a barrage of rocks at Aten.

The Ghost-type just about managed to dodge from the first one, then Salandit set off a cloud of Fighting which burst the rest, and Aten gamely laid down two or three more traps to go with the ones he'd already made – then Lycanroc used Accelerock, and knocked Aten off the battlefield.

Ash recalled him, already deciding to ask Dragonite to make one of those old Pokemon-shaped flavoured loaves that Aten didn't admit to liking, then returned his attention to the arena – where Salandit was blowing out clouds of scented smoke and trying to catch Lycanroc in them.

It wasn't going well, but at least it wasn't going well for either Pokémon.

"Salandit, try making a differently shaped cloud!" Ash called, frowning. "Um… right, yeah! So make a cloud of Pamtre in a half-sphere shape!"

"A half sphere?" Salandit repeated. "Wow, uh… okay, I'll give it a try-"

"Look out!" Ash interrupted, and Salandit ducked as Lycanroc pounced just overhead.

The Rock-type summoned a Rock Slide, flinging it at Salandit, and Salandit darted inside a cloud of Salac he'd already set up and touched it off. The explosion shattered the incoming rocks, and Salandit exhaled a sigh of relief before spinning out a replacement Liechi cloud and getting to work on the Pamtre.

"What are you planning?" Pikachu asked.

"I don't know how well this works, but I think it will!" Ash replied. "Actually – make a whole sphere, that'll be easier! Then line it with Watmel, and get ready to do some Lansat!"

"I don't want to see what this is going to be," Olivia decided. "Lycanroc, Continental Crush!"

She struck the first pose, then the second, and Lycanroc began glowing with energy before leaping into the air and using Rock Slide.

"Chop the top half off your sphere with Lansat!" Ash said, as the rocks began to gather together into Continental Crush, and Salandit did just as he was ordered – slicing the sphere so only half of it was left. "Now, underneath and light the Watmel there!"

Pikachu put his paws over his ears.

The explosion of the Watmel turned into fire, which lit off the Pamtre-flavoured scent. Since it was being pressed on from all the directions below it, it turned into an upwards facing jet of silvery Steel-typed light, and smashed into the descending Continental Crush with a massive wham sound.

That didn't destroy the incoming attack, even though it shattered it into pieces, and the air filled with dust and rock flour as Lycanroc sent what was left crashing down on top of their opponent.


"Wow," Rockruff said, seriously impressed. "I wonder if I'll be able to do that!"

Then one of the rocks heaved aside.

"Well," Salazzle said, inspecting himself as he put the rock down. "That's odd. Didn't know that was possible."

"Huh, that is weird!" Ash agreed. "Ibid, any ideas?"

"Checking," Ibid replied. "Some of the files I have available say that male Salandit do not evolve because they give the females most of their food."

"Yeah, tell me about it," Salazzle grumbled. "Just because I wasn't interested I got so much shade from the others… you would not believe."

He shrugged. "Still, there you go. We going to keep going?"

"You weren't interested?" Lycanroc repeated, trying to shake off post-Z-move exhaustion. "I… it says a lot about how today has gone that… that's the thing I'm questioning."

"Yep, that's me," Salazzle said. "The aromatic aromantic. Are we going to keep battling?"

"I think that's it for our battle," Olivia decided. "Mostly because I don't think Lycanroc can keep battling, partly because Professor Kukui should hear about this…"

 

Notes:

The unfortunate thing about an evolution that's never happened before is that it's very hard to work out the trigger conditions.

Eating lots of food. A wide variety of berry scents. Being a Totem Pokémon. Ash's proximity. Being beaned by the fragments of a giant rock.

Could be anything.

Chapter 22: 'roc around the clock

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Okay, everyone!" Ash said. "Today I'm going to be giving a lesson about evolution!"

He looked back and forth. "What's the first thing you think of when you think of evolution and what it's like?"

"It's something I can't do?" Togedemaru asked.

"Probably," Ash agreed.

"Probably?" Togedemaru repeated. "What do you mean, probably?"

"We'll get to it!" Ash answered. "But to me the most important thing about evolution is that it's something that happens to a Pokémon. That means it's a really big change for them, and not all Pokémon want to evolve."

He shrugged. "It's a lot like other things where humans have to remember to pay attention to what their Pokémon want, and it's especially important because evolutions almost always can't be reversed."

"Almost always?" Lillie asked. "Oh, yeah, your Pidgey…"

"Right!" Ash agreed. "That's one example, but there's probably others out there… but it doesn't change how important it is to listen to your Pokémon and pay attention to whether they want to evolve. And if they don't want to evolve, that's when you might need to get them an Everstone."

He sent out Dratini, who waved her tail at everyone. "This is Dratini, and she doesn't want to evolve, so she's got an Everstone to make sure she doesn't. That's because Dratini evolving into Dragonair is one of the kind of evolution that just happens when a Pokémon's body is ready for it, so since she's not ready for it but her body might think differently the Everstone stops it happening by accident. Pokémon can make themselves not evolve if they realize it's happening early enough, but without an Everstone it can be uncomfortable and it doesn't always work."

"That's right!" Dratini confirmed.

"Another kind of evolution is the kind that happens when a Pokémon faces a specific experience," Ash said. "Like Lokoko, because she's a Ninetales. Fire-type Vulpix evolve to Ninetales when they're exposed to a Fire Stone, and Ice-type Vulpix evolve when they're exposed to an Ice Stone."

Snowy put up her paw.

"Do we need to be ready otherwise?" she asked.

"No, actually!" Ash answered. "A Pokémon can evolve that way even if they're really young and definitely wouldn't be able to evolve the first way. For a Pokémon like Snorunt, they evolve into Glalie if they're ready for it, but female ones – so far – evolve into Froslass if they use a Dawn Stone. Same thing with a Kirlia evolving into Gardevoir or Gallade."

"So," Kiawe began. "Snowy could become a Ninetales today, but it depends on a lot of things if she should."

"Yeah!" Ash agreed. "It's usually better for a Pokémon to not evolve that way until they've done a bit of developing, because otherwise it can leave them with problems… but that's a general thing, not a rule."

He nodded at Togedemaru. "And because of how some Pokémon only evolve in specific conditions, we don't know whether Togedemaru can evolve or not. All we can really say is that they probably don't evolve… lots of people forgot that Stantler can evolve, for a while, but they can and my friend Whitney's companion did!"

"Oh," Togedemaru said. "That makes sense. Thanks!"

"No problem!" Ash replied. "And there's one kind of special circumstances evolution that I want to mention because it's… well, more special than usual? Which is evolving from friendship, or from having a good relationship with their trainer. Like Riolu evolving into Lucario, or Eevee into a Pokémon like Sylveon or Espeon. And… I want to mention it because it's something people often don't know about."

The class leaned forwards a bit.

"It's that a Pokémon not evolving doesn't mean that they don't have a good relationship with their trainer," Ash said simply. "That kind of Pokémon evolution happens without trainers involved in the wild, but it coming from a friendship makes it a lot easier… but either way, the evolving Pokémon also has to feel good about what they'll evolve into. My friend Dawn's Riolu hasn't evolved because he prefers being a Riolu instead of a Lucario, not because he and Dawn don't get on well."

"And I want to mention something about what evolution is like," Pikachu added, jumping to the front. "I wouldn't want to be a Raichu instead of a Pikachu, but apparently I can't – so, no loss for me! But I'm okay with being a Pikachu instead of a Pichu, and especially for that kind of evolution that comes when your body is ready… it's sort of like realizing something new about yourself."

"I agree," Steenee said, nodding. "I didn't realize it at the time, but afterwards. It was like… like an important birthday, maybe? I'm still the same but something's changed too."

"The thing about evolution is, the only really important rules are the ones that affect the Pokémon," Ash summarized. "Because they're the ones experiencing it. Everything else is just patterns that we've seen and that we think will work, but you never know when one of them will end up turning out to not be a rule."

Salazzle sent himself out.

"Like Salazzle!" Ash said. "Because we only know about a male Salandit evolving once, and this is him, we don't know for sure what caused it and we won't until it's happened lots more times. So all we can really say is, sometimes it happens."

"Which makes me a test case," Salazzle agreed. "Eh, I'm not in love with the idea but that's just me."


"Food's nearly ready, shouldn't be long now," Dragonite said.

"Great!" Ash replied. "Okay, everyone, you'd better have a wash if you want one before dinner!"

Litten set herself on fire in lieu of a wash. Salazzle had no such compunctions, dousing himself in flavoured mist that turned into boiling hot water when he touched it off, and Rowlet flew down to land on Ash's shoulder.

"Phew," the Grass-type said. "That was a lot of work."

"You kept it up great, though!" Ash replied. "Isn't it so amazing to think about how far you've come from how you were doing when we met?"

"You're right," Rowlet agreed. "It's amazing to think about… even if I do still appreciate having a good bask."

"Nothing wrong with that!" Ash agreed, then looked around. "Huh… oh, there you are, Pikachu!"

Pikachu flipped upside down, cancelled his Surf, and doused himself with water to cool off. "Well, I think that was productive."

"How's Rockruff doing?" Ash asked.

"I think they're grasping the concept of Thunder Fang," Pikachu replied, but he looked puzzled. "Didn't they say?"

"Huh? No," Ash said. "I thought Rockruff was training with you."

"They were, but then they headed off back to you a few minutes ago," Pikachu said slowly. "I… hope this isn't a problem."

"It might be, yeah," Ash worried. "Maybe Team Rocket is around!"

He scanned the area, then looked closer. "Wait – Gladion? Hi!"

"Ash, I thought I saw the signs you were here," Gladion said. "Mostly all the jets of flame and so on… but there's a problem, and I hoped you could help. Lycanroc is missing."

"That sounds like it could be Team Rocket up to something," Ash worried. "Rockruff isn't where I thought they'd be either. We'd better go and find out what's up!"

There was a bright green flash from behind a nearby small hill.

"What was that?" Gladion asked.

"I was changing for dinner," Zygarde replied, padding their way over the hillock. "Specifically I was cancelling and reforming my 10 Percent Form from a new set of cells which were not dirty. But if Rockruff and Lycanroc are potentially in trouble this should take priority."

"Yeah!" Ash agreed. "Gladion, do you have a Pokémon who can follow Rockruff's trail? Pikachu can take us to where they were only a few minutes ago."

"Umbreon can do it," Gladion said, sending out the Dark-type. "Right, Umbreon?"

"It's narratively convenient, so yes!" Sandile announced.

"I'm pretty sure you're not actually supposed to be here right now," Pikachu frowned. "Did you get a lift from Ibid?"

"I'm pretty sure that I'm supposed to be a Krookodile at this point," Sandile countered. "And yeah, I'm two generations out of position but it's not like that kind of thing has stopped Squishy, here, has it?"

"Who's Squishy?" Umbreon asked, deeply confused. "And yes, I can probably track a Rockruff… where should we get started?"

"This way," Pikachu said.

"I must be missing so much of the conversations that are going on," Gladion sighed.


Umbreon led them along the coast of Akala Island in the red-golden light of sunset, then waved a paw. "I hear something nearby. All I can smell is Lycanroc, Rockruff and another Lycanroc though."

"She can hear something nearby," Ash passed on. "But there's no sign of Team Rocket or anyone else who might put them in danger."

"Just over there," Umbreon went on, and Ash, Gladion, Pikachu and Zygarde crept up to the crest of a rise.

Gladion's Midnight Lycanroc was there, and so was Ash's Rockruff, and another Midday Lycanroc which Ash recognized after a moment as being Olivia's.

"You are ready?" the Midday Lycanroc asked.

"I'm ready," Rockruff agreed. "I don't know which I want to be, though… just that I want to evolve."

"That is why we are here now," Gladion's Lycanroc stated, as the sun descended behind the sea. "If you would be happy with the day or the night, then we will let chance decide."

"That feels right," Rockruff nodded, then raised their head and howled.

Both Lycanroc joined in, and Rockruff lit up with light just as the last of the sunlight faded – and there was a green flash.

"Wow," Ash breathed. "I've never seen one of those so bright before."

The glow faded, revealing Lycanroc.

Who was… not exactly as expected.

"Okay, what?" Gladion's Lycanroc asked. "Was that even an option?"

"I didn't know it was an option," Olivia's Lycanroc replied. "Two legs by night, four by day. That's how my family's always remembered it… I thought doing it at sunset would just be random. Not a third one."

"Is something wrong?" Ash's Lycanroc said, inspecting themselves, then looking up over their head. "Ooh, I'm orange… Hey, is it me or do I have your rock ruff as well as yours? Both of them?"

"Lycanroc, that's amazing!" Ash said.

His Lycanroc turned, surprised. "Ash? What are you doing here?"

"We came to check if you were okay!" Ash explained. "And you evolved – you look great!"

"Oh, wait, that explains it," Olivia's Lycanroc decided. "Yeah, no further questions here."

"Why not?" Gladion's Lycanroc asked.

"Let me tell you about what happened when I used Continental Crush yesterday…" the Midday Lycanroc began, then stopped. "Actually, hold that thought. I'm technically on an errand. Hey, Ash, we were all too baffled by the whole Salazzle thing to remember to give you this!"

Darting back over to the side, Olivia's Lycanroc carefully picked up a Z-crystal.

"It's a generic Rock one, though honestly I would not be surprised at this point if you found out it was also a unique one," the Rock-type explained. "Be careful when you practice Continental Crush, though."

"Sure!" Ash agreed, already engaged in trying to find out the best way to hold Lycanroc on his lap. "Thanks!"


About ten minutes later, Professor Kukui looked up.

"Ash!" he said. "It's nice to see you by Moonlight – what's up? We're planning to head back tomorrow, does that have to change?"

"No, Professor!" Ash answered. "It's just, I thought you should know, that whole thing where an evolution happened that nobody had ever heard of before?"

He held up Lycanroc. "It happened again!"

"Of course it did," Kukui agreed.

 

Notes:

Lycanroc never met a binary they woudn't non.

Chapter 23: Flying Lesson

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"I hope you're ready for your lesson on how to be a Bigger Dog," Entei stated.

"I think so," Lycanroc replied, looking at themselves in the mirror Entei had brought along. "Some of what I can do works the same, but other things are different and awkward and stuff."

They were back on Melemele, with the field trip over, and Ash had a lesson scheduled to give in a couple of hours – but, for now, there was time for his Pokémon to train and learn from one another.

"All right, so, here's step one," Entei said. "What you need to do is to smile slightly."

"Smile slightly," Lycanroc repeated.

"Stick your tongue out."

"Stick mf tnge out," Lycanroc mumbled.

"Look straight ahead," Entei concluded. "There we go. That's the blep… no, you need to look a bit more vacant than that. Tongue out a little further… that's more like it."

"Is this really an effective move?" Lycanroc said.

"Depends what you want to do," Entei shrugged. "Personally I find it very effective in getting extra food… now, something you will have to work on is that you've got more inertia. And longer legs, I think. Fortunately, there's a help there… I think you can fly?"

"That's right!" Lycanroc agreed, lifting themselves slightly off the ground with Stealth Rock. "It's harder than before, though."

"That's okay, I'm thinking about using it to corner faster," Entei explained. "If you're having trouble turning a corner, you can use your petrokinesis to…"

"Oh, right!" Lycanroc realized. "I can use it to turn corners faster, I see what you mean!"

They tilted their head. "Did you not say that so I would work it out myself and learn better?"

"No, I'm just distracted wondering if it's petrokinesis," Entei explained, sitting back on his haunches with a thump and patting his chin with a paw. "Maybe it's a word like television… Mm. We might need to ask a geologist."

"Oh, like Gigalith?" Lycanroc checked.

"Lith, that's it," Entei decided. "Lithokinesis. Litholifting. Litho-something or other."

He looked deeply puzzled. "I think we were talking about going in circles, right?"

"Turning corners, yeah," Lycanroc agreed. "I'll try it out!"

They paced a little distance away, built up speed in a run along the beach, tried to make a tight turn, and went out to sea.

"Not bad, though," Entei said. "Three skips."

"My fur!" Lycanroc yelped, bursting back out of the waves with their fur plastered against their sides and their eyes glowing. "I don't know who's responsible for that but it was someone!"

"Hey, Lycanroc, calm down!" Ash asked, running over from where he'd been talking Rowlet through the difference between sniping and barraging. "Are you okay?"

"I'm not happy, if that's what you mean!" Lycanroc growled, and Ash nodded.

"Right," he said. "What do you want? If you want to get angry at whoever caused it, we can work on that. If you want it fixed, then it's probably going to mean a shower but we can do that. And if you want to pace around and growl for a bit, I'm not going to stop you."

"Don't know," Lycanroc grumbled. "I really like this fur. It's unique and it makes me feel handsome… when it's not got stuff in it."

"Then come over here and I'll help you wash it, okay?" Ash asked. "We can get Salazzle to help, too, so that the water's hot – or we can use sand instead?"

"It's a lot harder to stay angry when you're asking questions like that," Lycanroc said, shaking their head a few times. "Rrf. I should… try not to get so mad about things."

"Hey, don't beat yourself up over it," Ash advised. "It's okay to feel bad about something like that happening, it's just making sure you don't take it out on anyone. Okay?"

He held out his arms, and Lycanroc padded over to settle into them.

"Thank you, Ash," the Rock-type said. "I think… I think I was the one who screwed up."

"Then we'll just have to make sure you don't screw up the same way again, okay?" Ash asked. "Come on, let's get that fur of yours back to being how it should be."


"Today's lesson is about flying!" Ash began, a couple of hours later. "Flying is… well, you all already know what flying is, but what I'm going to try to do is to point out some things that you might not have noticed yet."

Raising one hand, Ash began to tick off points on his fingers. "So, firstly, flying is a thing that helps out a lot between battles. A flying Pokémon can look ahead to see what's up next, or fetch something that's out of reach, or go and get help if you're in trouble. Bigger or stronger ones can even carry you around, and flying from place to place is really useful – like, say, flying from Melemele island to Akala island!"

"I'm a bit jealous that Kiawe can fly around on Charizard, sometimes," Lana admitted. "If I want to do that I have to sort out a hire Ride Pokémon, or borrow one somehow."

Ash nodded. "Yeah, it's really convenient, which is why I'm grateful I've got so many Pokémon that can do that. And it's important to think about those ways flying is useful outside of battle, just because flying inside battle is really useful too but it's easy to get too focused on just one of them. Anyway, in a battle, a flying Pokémon who's battling a Pokémon that can't fly has an easy way to get out of reach of close-in attacks, at least. That's almost no matter how fast the two Pokémon are otherwise, unless the one who can't fly is really good at jumping or has some other trick they can use. Then there's how a flying Pokémon can themselves attack from directions that a non-flying Pokémon really couldn't… and there's more complicated tricks we're going to do later. But I'm going to talk about the different ways a Pokémon can fly, because there's a lot and they're different."

He sent out Rowlet, who hovered in mid-air with a cheerful smile. "Rowlet's a winged Pokémon, specifically he's a bird. That means he uses his wings to fly with, and so he has to move them to take off but doesn't have to move them nearly as much to coast along or even steer. Winged Pokémon can bank around, like this-"

Rowlet demonstrated, flying from one end of the classroom to the other and then banking back around in a sharp turn. "Ta-dah!"

"And banking around is a way of changing direction more quickly than Rowlet could do otherwise, and without slowing down nearly as much," Ash went on. "Without banking, Rowlet could still go from going this way to going that way, but he'd have to brake to a halt in the middle and it'd take longer."

"I think I get it," Lillie said. "Slowing down makes Rowlet vulnerable, right?"

"Right!" Ash confirmed. "Which matters in a battle, plus, getting back up to speed after stopping is more tiring. If you've ever been on a bike, it's like that."

"Ash, how often have you been on a bike?" Pikachu asked.

Ash shrugged. "Most winged Pokémon can also take off straight up, but some of them need a run up, and that's unusual," he finished. "The next kind of Pokémon who can fly are the ones who ride something – like Pikachu!"

Pikachu used Surf, and thus Fly.

"You've probably seen an Alolan Raichu too, they've got the same kind of thing going on in a way," Ash said, waving his hand a bit. "These categories are a bit fuzzy! But with a Pokémon who rides something, they're controlling the thing they're riding on. That means they can swing it around and bank a lot like a winged Pokémon, and even fly it if they're paralyzed better than a winged Pokémon could, but it also means that if they lose concentration or get hit then they can lose what they were riding on. That can be bad if they can't get it again – if a Pokémon's using Stone Edge to ride on a rock, and they lose the rock, they can have a lot of trouble getting the rock back again."

He nodded at Pikachu. "Pikachu can make his waterboard again nice and quickly, so he can even use it as a shield! And Pokémon who ride things can also go as fast as they can make their riding board move… so long as they can stay on, at least."

"Yeah, that can be awkward," Pikachu agreed.

"Then the third kind of big category is the Pokémon who can levitate, or something like that," Ash resumed, sending out Lycanroc.

The Rock-type's fur was immaculate again, shimmering vibrantly after some careful work by Ash that morning, and they floated into the air before snagging onto Ash's outstretched hand and sitting on it.

"It's a really responsive way of flying, even if it can also be more awkward to do things like change direction," Ash said. "It's also the one which usually means you have the most control over what you do, because you don't need to worry about the aerodynamics of a board or your wings – so long as you can push yourself in a direction, you can move that way. Thanks, Lycanroc!"

Lycanroc showed off what they'd learned that morning, and did a blep.

"Then there's at least two more types," Ash said, putting Lycanroc down. "Can anyone think of what one is?"

Mallow's hand went up.

"There's recoil, isn't there?" she said. "Like Turtonator used at Wela Volcano, but to fly."

"Exactly!" Ash agreed. "That's the fourth big type of flying, which is where you have a move that lifts you up and you do it over and over again or continuously to fly. It usually means you have the least control over where you go, because you need to aim an attack in the opposite direction and it can be really awkward. And the fifth one is one we've already seen thanks to Clefairy and Palkia, which is where what you're actually doing is falling but in a direction you pick."

He clapped his hands. "Who can think of any special cases that don't fit those?"


"Thanks for that, Lycanroc!" Ash said, as they reached Kukui's house again after the lesson. "You were a great example – all of you were!"

"It was a hoot!" Rowlet announced.

Lycanroc gave Rowlet a suspicious look.

"What?" Rowlet asked. "Was it something I said?"

"Now, I was thinking about this, and I've got a few ideas," Ash told Lycanroc. "It's about your fur… I have a few ideas about what would work. Does that sound okay?"

"Yeah," Lycanroc agreed. "I don't… ah, I don't know what to say, Ash. Sorry about how angry I got."

"You being angry is something we need to deal with, but the way you feel is important," Ash told the Rock-type. "And the first thing is to do with how angry you got."

He sat down, patting the sand next to him, and Lycanroc sat down as well.

"What I'd like you to try and remember, Lycanroc, is that if something's wrong with your fur we can fix it," Ash said. "I know it's not easy to remember something like that, in the moment, but it's true. If you can just take a moment when it gets messed up to remember that, well, I think it'd help. Right?"

"I'll try," Lycanroc promised. "I don't… we should probably test it, even though I don't like the idea."

"I was actually going to ask about something else related to that," Ash went on. "See, just telling you to be calmer about it is one thing, but it's much better if we can mix that with helping you, and I said I had a few ideas. Okay?"

Lycanroc nodded.

Ash patted their neck spikes. "So, the first move I thought of was – Rock Polish! You're a Rock-type, and polish helps protect things from getting dirty or cleans them up when they are, so using it should make sure your fur is all nice and neat… how does that sound?"

"I'd like to try that," Lycanroc agreed.

"Great!" Ash said. "So that way, if we do test how you react when your fur gets wet, we're testing two things at once."


Bonus omake: The Arceus Arceus Agender Agenda


"So," Arceus said, His golden ring shining in the void. "Agender?"

"The term will suffice," Arceus allowed. "I did not wish to limit myself."

Xey made an expansive shrugging motion. "Of course, that is what I felt at the time. You may have felt differently; our worlds are different; we are thus different. I will not judge."

"Of course," Arceus agreed.

He considered. "Would it help if I went Shiny to differentiate us?"

"It would not," Arceus replied, tapping xer hoof on thin air. "Mew already made one. They are Ash's phone now."

"You have an Ash as well, of course," Arceus realized, then brightened. "Excuse Me. I will be a moment."

There was a faint change to reality.

"That should be better," Arceus decided. "I hope this adds clarity."

"It does," Arceus agreed. "And yes, of course I have an Ash. My world still exists, does it not?"

"Good point," Arceus admitted. "So, how did your Ash do with the Galactic incident?"

Arceus blinked. "The what?"

"The Galactic Incident," Arceus repeated. "The attempt by Team Galactic to remake the universe in the Spear Pillar. I had to reset the whole of reality to get Ash in the right position to sort it out."

"I do not know what to tell you," Arceus said, furrowing xer brow. "I do not remember a Team Galactic."

"Cyrus?" Arceus asked. "The Red Chain? Is this not ringing a bell?"

"Is that who left the duplicate Red Chain and computer equipment in the Spear Pillar?" Arceus wondered.

As Arceus looked increasingly ineffable, Arceus came to a decision.

"Yes," xey said. "It must be. Ash left a note when he closed the Spear Pillar, but I did not know where the Red Chains there had come from."

"If that is what happens from including the Fairy-type right from the start, then I clearly missed a trick," Arceus mumbled to Himself.

 


Notes:

Flying lesson! And defusing your Lycanroc.

Also, bonus omake featuring Arceus, He of the Capitalized Pronouns (from Ashes of the Past) and the local Arceus.

Chapter 24: Foxing a Grand Trial

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Oh, it's you again," Kahuna Hala said. "I heard about what happened on Akala, Olivia told me about it."

He sighed. "I assume you're here for a Grand Trial?"

"That's right!" Ash agreed. "I tried to work out who I should use, and I think this should work great!"

"I'm not really sure what to think of that," Hala admitted. "You've got a reputation, as I'm sure you know."

Ash nodded in a vague sort of way, then held out a Pokéball. "Okay, Hawlucha, come on out!"

Hawlucha emerged, adjusted his purple mask, and posed.

"You know you don't have to tell me what Pokémon you're using first?" Hala checked. "Though, then again, I don't really know what it does for the Island Challenge when you're so favoured by the Tapus. Have you met all four of them by now?"

"Yep!" Ash said. "Koko asked me to test Pikachu's Z move, Bulu brought Salandit – he's Salazzle now but he was Salandit then – Fini visited when I was sorting out Stoutland, and I met Lele on Akala."

"Those aren't their full names," Zygarde noted. "Not a criticism, I'm just saying."

"Right, but we were already talking about the Tapus!" Ash said. "So, are the rules the same as Olivia's one?"

"It's not a double battle, if that's what you mean," Hala replied. "This is sort of a formality in some ways, but don't think that means I'll let you off easily, Ash. Show me what you've got."

He sent out a Hariyama. "Begin! Fake Out!"

"Aha!" Hawlucha said, springing into the air as the attack flashed in. "You thought I, Hawlucha, could be surprised!"

He took off his mask, revealing he was wearing a different one underneath with a stone motif, and landed again. "But it is actually I, Hawlucha! The Unflappable One!"

"Mega Kick, Hawlucha!" Ash said, and Hawlucha raised a leg before slamming his heel down into the ground. It tore up fragments that went flying in all directions, and Hariyama used Arm Thrust to deflect the ones that were heading towards it.

"Now, Wing Attack!" Ash continued.

"I cannot!" Hawlucha said. "I am the Unflappable One!"

"Right, right," Ash realized. "Then use Earth Power!"

"Knock Off!" Hala said.

Hariyama's Knock Off knocked off Hawlucha's mask, revealing another mask underneath it.

"Now you see!" Hawlucha declared. "In truth, I am Captain Unova!"

He punched Hariyama hard enough to knock him backwards, then sprang into the air and flapped his wings for extra height to transition into a Flying Press.

"Knock Off again!" Hala decided, and another one of Hawlucha's masks went flying.

"Tremble as you face Hawlucha: terror of the night!" Hawlucha said.

Over by the sidelines, Absol giggled.

"Oh, dear," she said. "I wonder how many of those he's wearing."

"You can't tell?" Lokoko asked, laying down on her front and offering one of her paws to Absol for a pillow.

"Not at all, dear one," Absol answered. "If there's one thing that's not a disaster, for Hawlucha at least, it's having one of those knocked off."

She lay down next to her wife, taking the offered headrest.

"Everything going fine back in Hau'Oli?" Lokoko asked.

"It would seem so," Absol replied, making a contented noise.

"You thought you were facing Hawlucha! But in fact I am Hawlucha: the Mountain!"

Whack.

"Bad choice against a Fighting-type!" Hawlucha amended quickly. "A twist! In fact you were battling Sir Hawlucha all along!"


"Thank you so much," Mallow said, chopping away at her board. "It's… weird, really, I never thought it'd be possible for our shop to be too successful. And Dad's busy giving an interview… if you hadn't shown up I'd be having to cook for everyone who turned up, and I'd be totally overloaded."

"That's not a problem at all!" Dragonite replied, zesting a berry. "When a food place has a good reputation, especially if that happens suddenly, it can get overloaded and you need to prepare for trouble. If one of the people who normally works there is busy talking to reporters, why, then you need to take that trouble and make it double."

"To protect a stall from desecration, we unite Pokémon from across the nations," Buizel said, blurring from one station to another with bowls of finished ingredients or going to get new ones.

"We don't normally work here, but it's our way, learned from Ash's mom in her cafe," Leavanny agreed, swiping through some spring onions before putting them neatly into a bowl.

"How are you cooking over there?" Steenee checked. "The oven's on the other side of the kitchen."

"Tepig," Grovyle explained, nodding, and shifted to the side so she could see.

"Flames," he clarified, as Tepig blew some out to heat up the bottom of a pot.

"We know our cooking's not quite the same style, but that's why we're learning from you all the while!" Dragonite explained.

"Zoroark," Zoroark said. "Wait, hold on, was I supposed to be translating all that?"


Eventually, it turned out that actually today Ash was using Hawlucha, and that Hawlucha knew Aerial Ace. That was enough to knock Hariyama out of the battle, though Hawlucha had also run out of alter egos and had masks scattered all over the floor.

"I'm calling you back for now!" Ash announced. "Want me to return you or are you going to watch?"

"Watch, I think," Hawlucha replied.

"Well, here we go," Lokoko said. "I assume your plan hasn't changed, Ash?"

"Right!" Ash confirmed. "Good luck, Lokoko!"

"Good luck, love," Absol agreed, as Lokoko rose to her paws.

"This should be interesting," Hala decided, sending out his own second Pokémon – a Crabrawler. "Now… begin. Bubblebeam!"

"Double Team!" Ash called, and Lokoko dissolved into an overlapping cloud of dozens of Ninetales. Her tails flashed with flame, and the Bubblebeam attack whizzed through thin air without connecting with anything.

Presumably.

"Oh, it's one of this kind of Pokémon," Hala said. "Hmm. Crabrawler, start spraying that Bubblebeam everywhere, keep an eye out!"

"Mystical Fire!" Ash instructed. "Don't give away your position!"

"Of course," Lokoko agreed, flicking out spirals of flame from her tails – both real and fake – in their dozens, so that two or three times a second a fake flaming vortex descended on Crabrawler from any one of half a dozen different directions.

Some of them turned out to be real, and Crabrawler coated one pincer in water and used it to punch out at the incoming attacks – mostly to try and get the real ones – while the other one continued spraying Bubblebeam at the place where Lokoko, presumably, was.

Mostly by spraying Bubblebeam everywhere.

"Hey, Ash?" Pikachu said. "Couldn't you tell where Lokoko was by looking using Aura?"

"Probably, but then I'd know, and I might give it away," Ash answered.

"An interesting thought!" Hala said. "I'll admit, I was keeping an eye on you to see if you had an idea, but now I suppose I'll have to try something else. Crabrawler, Chilling Water straight down!"

"Huh," Ash said, thinking. "Maybe that's to keep the Mystical Fire off. Lokoko, switch to Extrasensory!"

All the many copies of Lokoko around the arena stopped, then their fur glowed with a faint swirl of gold, and a psychic pulse flashed out from all of them towards Crabrawler.

The Fighting-type swung both pincers around violently with Brutal Swing, flailing in every direction and deflecting most of the force of the beams, then Hala judged that Crabrawler had fired out enough water.

"Hit the ground!" he said, and struck a pose.

"Lokoko, look out!" Ash called, as Crabrawler copied Hala's pose. "He's Z-moving the water! Solar Blades!"

Lokoko's tails lit up green, and a whole overlapping wall of solar energy formed. Then Crabrawler smacked his pincers into the pool with an All-Out Pummeling, and a wave of water crashed out in all directions.

Ash glanced to his side just as the attack went off, towards Absol, and relaxed – then got hit in the face by the wave of water.

"Nice work, Lokoko!" he called, as the water settled out.

"What?" Hala asked, shading his eyes, then saw.

Absol was completely dry. Ash was soaked, and Hala was wet, but the water blast had been off centre and a whole quarter of the arena had been completely unaffected.

A quarter which included Lokoko – and Absol.

"Sorry," Lokoko said, with a smile. "The pool of water you were aiming at wasn't quite where you saw it."

Crabrawler considered that.

"You're translating, right?" he asked, got a nod, then turned to Hala. "Do we have to do the bit where I probably get set on fire now?"


A couple of days later, and with Ash now equipped with a Normalium Z after Hala decided that he 'was just going to pick randomly', Sophocles came up to Ash at the end of a lesson.

"Mr. Ketchum?" he began.

"Just Ash, please," Ash asked. "What is it?"

"There's a race coming up soon," Sophocles explained. "The Charjabug Race! It's a race where you make electric cars and drive through a race course with them, and I really want to take part! Only, it's only open to Charjabug, and I don't have a Charjabug… do you think you can help?"

Ash stepped back a pace, looking Sophocles up and down.

"Hmm," he said. "Pikachu, what do you think?"

"I don't think he's quite right?" Pikachu replied. "Electric maybe, but somehow I'm getting more of a Yamper vibe. Not sure but that's my first guess."

"I get what you mean," Ash said, nodding. "Probably best we go looking for one, then!"

"Huh?" Sophocles asked, as Ash headed for the door. "What did that mean?"

He looked over at his friends, who were mystified or in the case of Mallow resigned. "What does he mean, a Yamper vibe? Am I about to get a Yamper instead?"

"No, that's not what he means," Mallow provided.

"Coming, Sophocles?" Ash asked. "We're going to go looking for a Charjabug!"

Sophocles collected up Togedemaru and hurried to follow.


"So how are you going to find a Charjabug, anyway?" Sophocles asked. "I tried looking myself but they're hard to find, it seems like."

"Well, we can either find a Grubbin or a Charjabug, either would be okay, because you could evolve a Grubbin!" Ash said. "It'd have to be a Grubbin who wanted to evolve, though, or who didn't mind evolving… but what's really important is to find one who's interested in being your Pokémon!"

He sent out Phanpy. "All right, Phanpy?"

"Yep!" Phanpy agreed, raising her trunk and taking a sniff. "The air here smells nice!"

"It does!" Ash agreed. "Now, did you hear what we're after?"

Phanpy nodded. "A Charjabug that would like being Sophocles' Pokémon!" she agreed. "Is that spelled with a j or a g?"

"J," Ash told her. "And they're sort of blocky shaped. Like this."

He took Ibid out of his pocket, and Ibid reformed into a miniature Charjabug.

"Charjabug," Ibid explained. "It buries itself in fallen leaves and barely moves, munching on humus. This duplicate Charjabug has a reduced energy capacity compared to a real one."

"There you go!" Ash said. "And, like Ibid said, Charjabug usually bury themselves in leaves!"

"Got it!" Phanpy said, rolling off.

"Is that going to work?" Sophocles asked.

"At this point I think you know the answer to that," Togedemaru chided her trainer.

"Found one!" Phanpy said, coming back with a Charjabug who was trying to shock her – an attempt which was unaccountably failing, possibly because Charjabug wasn't a Pikachu. "One potentially friendly Charjabug!"

"Thanks, Phanpy!" Ash said. "Charjabug, do you mind if we have a talk? It's okay if you want to leave afterwards, don't worry."


Two days later, at the Charjabug Race, one of the officials frowned.

"I think I'm going to have to disqualify you," he said. "Firstly because your team doesn't have three people on it, secondly because oversized Charjabug are banned from this competition because their battery life is so much larger, but mostly because your Charjabug is made of cloth."

"Drat," Darkrai grumbled, throwing off the cloth and stomping off, stopping only long enough to disconnect Victini's ears from the electrodes.

"Say hi to Tobias for me!" Ash called. "Okay, Sophocles, everything ready?"

"Yes!" Sophocles confirmed. "Kiawe?"

"Car's all set!" Kiawe confirmed. "Charjabug?"

"Charj-ed," Charjabug buzzed.

"Then let's go!" Ash declared.

 

Notes:

Sometimes, a motto just happens.

Chapter 25: Field-tripping over old friends!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"I hope you're ready for our next field trip!" Professor Kukui said. "This time we're going a lot further than Akala Island. We're going to where Ash is from!"

"That's right!" Ash agreed. "All the way to Kanto! It's a long way, so I've got one of my Pokémon involved to help make it quicker, and we'll be visiting some of my friends while we're there."

"I'm not sure if I'm ready for this," Mallow said.

"Really?" Steenee replied. "I am sure if I'm ready for this. Because I'm not."

"So, let's go to the plane, is what I would be saying if Ash's Pokémon weren't helping," Kukui went on. "But since they are, I'm not saying that."

"Ready, Unown?" Ash asked, and the Psychic type emerged.

Spelling out HYPERSPACE HOLE in the space of a few seconds, Unown opened a golden portal at one end of the classroom – where, on the other side, there was Professor Oak's lab.

There was also Professor Oak's back.

"Professor!" Ash called, which made Oak startle before turning around.

"Sorry, Ash," the Kantonian Pokémon Professor apologized. "I think these directions about where the portal was going to open were wrong."

Behind Oak, another portal appeared, and Hoopa threw a paper aeroplane through. It swooped right past Oak and into the Hau'Oli classroom, and Zygarde jumped up to catch it.

"Let me see," they said, unfolding it with deft paw movements. "Ah. Unown, this appears to be for you. It is a summons for a Hoopreme Court date about Hooparight infringement."

"Should I be worried?" Unown asked, changing to a questionmark.

"I assess that the answer is: probably not," Zygarde stated. "Hoopa has replaced the start of several words with most or all of the word Hoopa, and so this is not actually a legally binding document."

"Hoopa is a sovereign Hoopazen!" Hoopa shouted. "Hoopa knows Hoopa's rights!"

Hoopa held up their right hand to demonstrate this, then Gold dragged Hoopa off by Hoopa's tail.

"Thanks!" Ash called. "All right, let's go!"


"Wow," Kiawe said, looking around. "How many of these are your Pokémon, Ash?"

"Well, some of them!" Ash replied. "Gary has a lot, too, he's Professor Oak's grandson and he's doing… Pokémon research of some kind? I think he said something last time I met him about trying to look for a normal Legendary Pokémon but I don't know what he means by that."

Ash shrugged. "It can't be Normal because he wouldn't have to look far for one! Unless an Arceus counts as being all types instead of just one… in that case he could just ask Brandon though, Brandon's got Regigigas these days."

"Hmm, thinking about it…" Pikachu began. "I think he probably meant normal in a way that involves getting as far away as possible from both you and Brandon."

"If you say so," Ash said, sounding dubious. "Maybe he's looking for a Ratatta or something. Anyway, instead of just pointing out my Pokémon I'll introduce you to them! I haven't used everyone in the lessons yet, so this way you'll get to see all of my Pokémon, though I guess it might take a moment to get Goodra. He might be asleep."

"Are there other Pokémon that are different between Alola and Kanto, like Vulpix are?" Snowy said. "I've met Principal Oak's Vulpix, and I've met Lokoko, so I know what Kanto Vulpix and Ninetales are like. But I don't know what other kind of differences there are."

"Oh, you can meet the Dugtrio and Exeggcute," Ash said. "Those are two more kinds of Pokémon that are different in Kanto and Alola, though none of the Exeggcute have evolved so I guess it's not a great demonstration… most of them don't like battling, though you'll probably meet the Dugtrio who like having little competitions with themselves!"

Lana put her hand up.

"Is that one Dugtrio or more than one?" she asked.

"One trio," Ash answered. "I think last time they did who was able to use a move to get across the ranch in the shortest possible time."

"But…" Sophocles began. "They're… Dugtrio. They're incredibly fast moving, and they can't move apart from one another."

"That was part of the challenge, I think?" Ash said, shrugging. "I don't really get it, but they always manage to find an extra gear when they're all trying to do something at the same time while not technically working together."

"Yeah, and when they actually work together it ends up rubbish," Pikachu opined. "Ambitious, but… still."


"And over here is the garden!" Ash said, crouching down. "It's not really part of Oak's ranch, but it's to do with my Pokémon so I thought I'd mention it."

"I'm still trying to keep track of all those Dragonite," Sophocles admitted. "What's a dux?"

"Me," Zygarde supplied.

"Yeah, it's Zygarde," Ash said. "It's like a duke or duchess, but without having to be a boy or girl… ah, here we go!"

He crouched down. "See this?"

"Oh, that's a lovely flower," Mallow said. "There's at least a dozen there. What is it?"

"It's Gracidea!" Ash explained. "It's for Shaymintwo, who's a Shaymin who's actually a clone of an original Shaymin but he's the one who's on my team. Shaymin are one of those Pokémon that have two different forms, like how Oricorio does, only for Shaymin it's touching a Gracidea flower that changes them one way and it's night-time or being frozen which changes them the other way."

He shrugged. "Shaymintwo doesn't like using it much, but it's there if he needs it!"

"Hmpf," Shaymintwo said, jumping out of Ash's bedroom window and then making a three-point landing in front of them with a little flash of green light. "I don't need some kind of artificial help like that."

"Except if you're battling against someone who sets the ground on fire," Pikachu replied, then frowned. "Wait, no, that would actually be okay for you, you can skate on flames. I might need to think about this one."

"That's so cute!" Mallow decided. "I know you're one of Ash's Pokémon, but it'd be really nice to meet a Shaymin who might come with me! I'll probably be thinking about that for a while now."

"A faker, you mean?" Shaymintwo asked. "Hmpf."

"Shaymintwo's really quick moving, which surprises people who know what most Shaymin are like," Ash said.

"True, though there's also the… second order issue," Lokoko said. "Which is that your Shaymin is overwhelmingly the most well studied in the world, because there's so much battle footage of him. So most of the surprise about Shaymin these days is that they're not all like him."

"Serves them right," Shaymintwo said.

"Got it," Pikachu said. "Misty Terrain might prevent you from being poisoned, while Toxic Spikes would poison you. Either way there are situations where you might want to be able to fly."

Shaymintwo snorted.


"Ash," Lucario said, rising and bowing. "It is a pleasure to see you. And Pikachu, of course. Who are these?"

"These are Kiawe, Mallow, Lillie, Sophocles and Lana!" Ash introduced. "And Professor Kukui as well. I'm helping teach his class! Everyone, this is Lucario. He was actually from more than a thousand years ago, but he got stuck in a staff that was a lot like an early Pokéball until he got let out when I visited the Kingdom of Rota, he's been helping out a lot with how to meditate and telling Professor Oak about how things used to be, and things like that!"

"How many times are we going to get stories like that?" Lana asked. "In our old classes we never had to deal with meeting a Pokémon from a thousand years ago… now it happens all the time."

"I'm not from a thousand years ago," said the Onix on the other side of the copse, which made the Alolans all jump.

"Well done, Onix," Lucario said, bowing. "You've been improving in your ability to be truly still."

"Wow," Kiawe marvelled. "Is that a Kantonian Onix?"

"No, I'm an Orange Onix," Onix explained. "And yes. I know. It would be quite convenient if it turned out my variant actually was mostly orange, maybe topaz or something, and I was shiny. But it's quite hard to tell shiny sparkles apart from just… me."


Despite a few suggestions, particularly from Lillie, they weren't able to come to any decisive conclusion about what type Onix was.

Partly that was because explaining why she was at the ranch took some doing, because she'd been captured by Ash but not to be one of Ash's Pokémon, for research into how regional variants happened in the first place, and that that was the main reason why she wasn't either a battling or Contest Pokémon – because she wasn't interested.

Then Growlithe came hurrying over.

"Ash, I think we need your help with something!" she said.

"Is that another regional Pokémon?" Lillie asked. "A Kantonian Growlithe?"

"Huh?" Growlithe replied. "No, I'm a Growlithe, the Kantonian ones are the Fire type ones. I'm a Fire and Rock type – anyway!"

"Got it!" Ash said. "What's the problem?"

"It's to do with, well, you know how Professor Oak was exploring perception with all those VR games?" Growlithe asked. "You know, measuring how different Pokémon react to things by how well tuned different parts of a VR environment have to be? Well, he set Xerneas up with one today, but part of the screen was broken."

"That's not great, but I don't get it," Pikachu said. "That sounds more like it's time to get replacement VR equipment."

"Xerneas," Mallow repeated. "Isn't that that Legendary Pokémon that turns into a tree?"

"They do that, yes," Lokoko confirmed. "Though I think there's a standing request out that if it does happen to one of them they'll get fast-forwarded through it."

"I know, it shouldn't be a problem!" Growlithe yapped, back over on the other conversation thread. "But Professor Oak made the mistake of calling them dead pixels, and now Xerneas is trying to work out how to fix that by resurrecting the VR equipment…"

"I'd better help explain, then," Ash decided. "If he's going to fix it, it has to just be the dead pixels, right? They're dead in a way, and Xerneas has an association with colours anyway…"


"Is there a way of getting a legendary Pokémon that isn't completely… weird?" Sophocles asked, as Shiny Xerneas put his VR outfit back on with Professor Oak's help. "I've been trying to keep track of the ways you got your legendary Pokémon, and all of them sound crazy."

"I guess that depends what you mean by crazy!" Ash said, starting to count them off. "Mew and Zapdos were both Pokémon I made friends with when I was young, which is normal, right? I got Pikachu as my starter, which is a normal way to get a Pokémon… Suicune, Entei and Raikou are all because I caught Raikou in the Safari Zone…"

"Wow," Mallow whispered, as Ash kept going. "Hearing it all at once just makes it more amazing."

"Silver's another childhood friend, so are Latias and Latios but that's out of order… Articuno, well, she crashed in front of me and I helped her out, and she wanted a journey to begin with, then with Zacian she liked the experience of travelling with me so she wanted to do it again. Ho-Oh challenged me to a battle, and if a wild Pokémon does that and you win that's often a situation where the wild Pokémon was okay with being caught…"

Ash brightened. "Oh, maybe Rayquaza counts as weird? Wait, no, I got Moltres, Yveltal and Cresselia the same way, and if it's happened four times then it's just something that happens normally… Arc was a gift, and getting a Pokémon as a gift is normal, and Zekrom challenged me… I guess maybe Giratiny counts as weird, because he didn't exist until after I met him and it wasn't a reincarnation. I'll have to tell him that next time!"

"I, just…" Sophocles said, nearly lost for words.

"Did you say Pikachu?" Lana asked.

"Yeah, Pikachu's been in Legends, and Arceus One asked me what was up with him, so that counts, right?" Ash asked, giving Pikachu a scratch.

"I'm not complaining," Pikachu said, leaning into Ash's hand.

"And I am not Ash's Pokémon, and nor is Marshadow," Zygarde provided. "There is nothing abnormal about a Pokémon being close to a human in space and time. Woof."


"Arceus One?" Rowlet asked.

"I told him once that Arceus was the Original One, so Ash might think that that's xer surname?" Mew said, shrugging. "Or it could be to distinguish xem from Arc. You never really know with Ash."

"Huh," Rowlet decided. "You know, Toucannon would probably be less calm about this."


"Of course, it wouldn't be a proper trip to Kanto without everyone learning about how differently things are done in Kanto," Professor Kukui said. "What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Kanto?"

"Ash," Kiawe answered.

"Good answer," Kukui admitted. "Anyone else?"

Lillie put up her hand. "Is it Kanto specifically, or places outside Alola?"

"Very good question, Lillie," Kukui told her. "Yes, it is places outside Alola that I'm thinking of. What do you think that means?"

"Well… it's gyms, isn't it?" Lana realized. "Is that why we flew to Cerulean City?"

"That's not the only reason!" Ash provided. "Flying to Cerulean City means you get a great look at the geography of Kanto, because you get to see more of it at once – you can see how different it is to Alola, and the places where it's the same, too. Remember how I pointed out Cinnabar off to the south?"

He waved his hand ahead of them. "But this is one of the reasons, yeah. That's Cerulean Gym! It's got four Gym Leaders, and one of them is my friend Misty!"

"Gyms can have more than one Gym Leader?" Kiawe asked. "That feels weird. It's like having more than one Kahuna for an island."

"Well, it's more like having more than one trial for an island," Ash said. "You know, because you do the Island Trials before you can face the Kahunas, though it's not quite the same. Instead, there's at least eight gyms, except in the Orange Islands, and you have to beat eight of them to battle at the Pokémon League. And that's something else that's different, because most people don't complete the Gym challenge."

"Really?" Lana said, surprised. "But it always seems like everyone does."

"That's because you hear about the Pokémon trainers who spend a lot of time battling as battling Pokémon trainers," Ash said. "Like me! I spend a lot of time training my Pokémon to battle gyms, and we've beaten a lot of gyms. But most people don't beat all the gyms, and there's nothing wrong with that."

He waved his hands. "Most kids have a dream about winning the Pokémon League, but the way the gyms start out easy and get harder is a great way to see if you're actually up to the work that's needed. And if all that happens is that you go on your journey, make a few really great friends, and know who you're going to spend the rest of your life with… that's great!"

That said, Ash knocked on the door. "Let's see who's in!"

After a long pause, Misty's sister Violet opened the door.

"Oh, hey, it's you!" Violet said. "Hey, Misty! That friend of yours with the Pikachu's at the door!"

"She's still trying to get the pool sorted out!" Lily called back. "Hold on, I'll get Wartortle to yank her out."

"Oh, are these the other gym leaders?" Lillie realized.

"A pool?" Lana said. "Is this a Water-type gym?"

"Right!" Ash confirmed. "So it's got a big swimming pool for the battles, and a bigger swimming pool for the Pokémon, and they sometimes do underwater displays in the big pool."

There was a splash, then Wartortle came running up to the door.

"Pikachu!" he said, with a nod. "It's been a while."

"Ash, I didn't know you were coming," added a Vaporeon. "I would have left fixing the pool to tomorrow if I'd known."

"Sorry, Misty," Ash said, shrugging. "It was kind of last-minute whether we'd come here or go to Pewter first."

"Warning Brock," Arc announced.

Most of the Alolans stared.

"You're Misty?" Kiawe asked, eventually. "I didn't know Pokémon could be Gym Leaders!"

"Well, they can, but Misty's normally human," Ash said. "She's just using a magic potion to turn into a Vaporeon… I guess there's something wrong with one of the swimming pools and it's easier to fix that way?"

"Yeah, it's this or we take the gym out of commission for a week to drain down the pipes and get a plumber in," Misty said, flicking her tail. "Anyway, what brings you here?"

"I'm helping teach Professor Kukui's class!" Ash explained. "Any chance we can get a demonstration of a Gym Battle?"

Sophocles was still mouthing the words magic potion to himself.


"...my friend Serena could explain a lot more about it," Ash said. "She's able to make it herself, or, she and her Braixen are able to make it themselves, with help from her Ponyta – that's a Galarian Ponyta, so a Psychic-type not a Fire-type – and a few ingredients that have to come from elsewhere. But the basics are that… it's like it changes you into a fitting Pokémon, and then when it wears off it changes you back. So Misty's a Vaporeon because she's a really good Water-type trainer, and I guess also because she's adaptable because she doesn't just have Water types."

He pointed. "Like Togetic! She's a Fairy and Flying type, and Misty did a great job raising her. So, adaptable, like she'd been an Eevee."

Togetic waved.

"I've got an Azurill as well, but she'll be a Water type when she evolves," Misty supplied.

"You don't look nearly surprised enough, Mallow," Lana noticed.

"Yeah, I saw Ash turn into a Pokémon a few weeks ago, I just wasn't sure if I'd made the whole thing up," Mallow explained. "It is sort of nice to actually know how it works."

"So what is Ash, then?" Kiawe said. "When he turns into a Pokémon, I mean. Pikachu?"

"Absol," Ash explained.

"...oh!" Sophocles said. "So, Lokoko's wife isn't your Absol. You're your Absol."

"I'm not nearly as good at battling while transformed as Ash is," Misty said. "But I should point out that Ash has Illusion as an Absol, which is just weird… anyway, what about this? I'll show a top-tier gym battle, and then anyone who wants to can take part in other gym battles against some of the members of my team I don't use on really strong challengers!"

"That sounds great!" Ash agreed. "And I know just who I'm using, too!"


"Gyarados, go!" Misty called.

"Is that a Kantonian Gyarados?" Lillie said, looking at the big red Pokémon taking up a sizeable chunk of the battle pool.

"No, he's just a shiny Gyarados," Misty replied. "Though he is actually from Johto, so if he was a regional variant he wouldn't be a Kantonian one. Nothing stops people who are from one region having Pokémon from another region."

She rolled her eyes. "Ash met his Galarian Articuno in Johto when she appeared by teleport from Galar and crashed into the ground next to us. That's… actually not nearly the last time Legendary Pokémon have rained down from the sky around him."

"Hey, should I do the referee thing?" Lily checked.

"That would be great," Misty agreed. "Okay, Ash, send out your Pokémon!"

Ash sent out Croconaw, who waved happily.

"Great to see you all!" he announced.

"I will be honest, I'm surprised you haven't evolved yet," Gyarados said. "How long is it you've been a Croconaw?"

"About as long as you've been with Misty," Croconaw shrugged. "I might, some day, or I might not. Anyway, let's begin!"

Both Water-types looked at Lily.

"Oh, right," Lily said. "Begin!"

"Tail Slap!" Misty called, and Gyarados flicked his tail across to try and slam Croconaw into the wall.

The agile Water-type sprang smoothly over it, doing a double front-flip before landing, and started to do a smooth dance – one which incorporated a quick ducking motion, as Gyarados swept his tail back across the other way.

"Gyarados, use blaaa!" Misty instructed.

"What kind of move is-" Sophocles began, then shaded his eyes as Gyarados spat out an intense jet of light and energy. "Whoa!"

When the blast faded, though, revealing a smoking hole in the wall, Croconaw was still dancing.

"Okay, that was a Conversion 2," Misty decided. "Just our bad luck he got Ghost, I guess… right! Let's try something new, Acrobatics!"

Gyarados did a double-backflip, which hit Croconaw on the second flip and launched him up towards the ceiling.

"Hydro Pump up!" Ash called out, and Croconaw fired a blast of water upwards which braked his original momentum. A deft Conversion move also changed him back to Water-type, so instead of flying right through the gym ceiling he stopped himself and clapped his hands twice.

A cloud of petals rose up around him, shielding him from view, then expanded out to cover half of the gym.

"So the way that low level gym challenges work can be as simple as relying on type advantages!" Ash told the Alolans. "At that point it's like it's checking you understand the basics and that you can work with your Pokémon – the Pokémon who get used are weaker and the gym leader's more willing to forgive mistakes. Then as you get more badges, the Pokémon get tougher and so you need to have either stronger Pokémon or better tactics."

"Ice Beam that Petal Dance!" Misty said.

"Dive!" Ash retorted. "And when you get right up to the top level, Gym Leaders usually have lots of cool tricks they can use!"

Croconaw was still dancing around underwater, and Misty frowned for a moment before nodding. "Underwater, then use Hurricane!"

"Conversion 2!" Ash called. "Then Revelation Dance, let's see what it is!"

"Ulp!" Misty called, spotting Croconaw making a pair of pom-poms, and dove for her Key Stone.

Gyarados Mega-Evolved into Mega Gyarados, and the burst of electricity hit him hard but not as hard as it would have done if he'd still been Flying-type. Meanwhile the Hurricane flung Croconaw onto the ceiling again, where he left a dent.

"Victory Dance!" Ash said. "Sometimes Gym Leaders set extra conditions on their battles, like saying you have to only use Pokémon who haven't fully evolved, or Pokémon who are immune to something, while if a trainer's mostly using new Pokémon even if he's already got loads of badges they can tone their challenge down a bit to properly judge the trainer-Pokémon combination."

Croconaw spun away from a Hyper Beam Mega Gyarados blasted his way, then Ash snapped his fingers as Mega Gyarados recharged.

"Conversion yourself!" he said. "And Revelation Dance!"

"Use Blaaa again!" Misty called.

"Okay, Swagger!" Ash said quickly.

Mega Gyarados inhaled, looked briefly confused, forgot to exhale, and the Hyper Beam detonated in his mouth. Then Croconaw hit him with a dance that involved several high kicks.

"Acrobatics!" Misty countered, and Mega Gyarados did a double backflip.

Still confused, he launched both Pokémon smoothly through the roof.

"...huh," Misty said, as water rained down all around the arena. "Well, I guess maybe we should get the plumbers in after all?"

"This keeps happening," Daisy complained. "Last time you used your Psyduck in a gym challenge he set the pool on fire."

Ash jumped to catch Mega Gyarados as he landed, and Croconaw splashed smoothly back down in the pool.

"I think Croconaw and I got our stage directions mixed up," Mega Gyarados speculated.

"Hang on, I'll get Arc to fix the damage," Ash said. "It's only fair!"


"Ash!" Brock said the next day, opening the door to Pewter Gym. "Arc warned us you were coming! Then Misty complained that you hadn't warned her you were coming."

"Yeah, sorry about that," Ash admitted, as the Dragonite they'd flown over on unfolded a board and started setting up the cards.

"What is that?" Togedemaru asked. Sophocles took the hint from her upraised arms and picked her up, lifting her higher so she could get a better view, but it didn't seem to help much.

"Oh, I recognize that one," Ash said, leaning over to look himself. "It's called Penultimate Pokémon Trainer. The idea is, there's a Pokémon trainer going around doing all these amazing things like fighting to save Legendary Pokémon or beating whole criminal gangs, and the players are all following him around cleaning up afterwards."

"That sounds vaguely familiar," Zygarde declared.

"Yeah, the designers asked me for suggestions," Pikachu said. "I changed a lot of the details though because that way there's actual mess to clear up most of the time."

Ash nodded. "Yeah, I remember the meetings about it… I didn't really follow all of it, but Dragonite did, so I was happy about it!"

He turned back to the Alolans. "So! This is Pewter Gym, and it's not quite like Cerulean Gym for a few reasons. One of them is that, while it's also got lots of Gym Leaders, they're not all specialists in the same Type."

"Ash is right!" Brock confirmed. "Most of us are Rock type specialists, but my mom is a Water type trainer first and foremost."

Brock's eldest brother Forrest leaned out of the door. "And Brock's more of an everything specialist anyway," he added.

"I'm not-" Brock began, but Forrest began counting off on his fingers.

"Let's just go with the Pokémon that aren't gym Pokémon, right?" Forrest said. "Onix, Rock and Ground. Geodude, Rock and Ground."

"Wait, is that a Kantonian Geodude?" Kiawe asked.

"Yeah, actually," Forrest agreed, glancing over at him. "So far, two Rock and two Ground. Crobat… Poison and Flying."

"I am the night," Crobat said, leaning down from the door.

"Are you sure that's not Zacian, Crobat?" Ash frowned.

"Bulbasaur, Grass and Poison," Forrest resumed. "Eevee, well… more than half the type chart, she's kind of like that. Vulpix is Fire. Forretress is Bug and Steel."

"Oh!" Snowy said. "It'd be nice to meet another Kantonian Vulpix who's grown up here. Lokoko's nice but she's a bit… intimidating."

"Then Lombre is Grass and Water, Mudkip's Water, Swablu is Normal and Flying and Sudowoodo's pure Rock," Forrest finished. "So… if you don't count Eevee, that's three Rock, two Ground, two Grass, two Poison, two Flying, two Water…"

"All right, all right, you've made your point," Brock said, with a sigh. "I'm supposed to be a Rock type trainer, but that's not really how it worked out…"

He brightened. "Anyway, it's great to have you. What about if you come inside, and you can meet the whole family!"


This took some time.


"Normally a gym has to have at least one person who can handle eight badge challenges," Ash said, as they went into the main room of Pewter Gym. "Pewter's really lucky to have so many, but you need at least one. But there's usually more trainers who are looking for easier battles than looking for harder ones… can you see why?"

"Uh…" Lillie said, frowning.

Sophocles was the one to raise his hand first.

"It's because not everyone completes the Gym Challenge, right?" he asked. "So, if everyone tries for their first badge, but not everyone tries for their last badge, there's more people out there trying for their first badge. If a thousand people a year did the first badge, and only a couple of hundred got as far as doing the last one, you'd have five times as many challengers for the first badge."

"Yeah, exactly!" Ash agreed. "Which is why you sometimes have junior gym leaders or gym leaders who do smaller challenges, like Forrest is at the moment. If he has to do a harder challenge he can use some of the Gym Pokémon, though."

Lana put her hand up. "You've said Gym Pokémon a couple of times. What are they?"

"That's the Pokémon which aren't part of any of our main teams," Brock provided. "It's all right to move Pokémon around between the gym leaders, for a specific challenge, but it's usually better to use a gym Pokémon instead of one that's specifically worked mainly with a different trainer."

"There isn't anything like that in Alola, I don't think," Turtonator said. "Or if there is, I don't remember it."

"I think the Kahunas can sometimes call on the Totem Pokémon," Kiawe frowned. "But I don't know if that includes for trials."

"But there's two reasons why we're here, apart from meeting my friend Brock and his team!" Ash resumed. "Firstly, because it's a great chance for you to get a go at gym battles yourselves… we were going to do that at Cerulean but there were too many holes in the gym… and second, after that, I'd like to do a Contest demonstration!"

"Ooh, that sounds fun!" Eevee said, bouncing on her paws and floating into the air. "Wait, who's it going to be exactly?"

"I think that's one of the things that Brock's supposed to work out," Vulpix pointed out to her teammate.


"Well, that was interesting," Forrest's Rhyperior said, towelling himself down with Geodude's help. "I did not expect a water attack quite that powerful from a little Popplio."

"That's Z moves for you, you dig?" Geodude replied. "I've only seen one a couple of times before, but it was quite a thing… mind you, a few years ago I got shocked by a little Pikachu."

The Rock-type rubbed the towel over again, floated back a bit for a look, then nodded. "Yeah, I think that's most of it."

He turned to the arena. "And, hey, at least this place can flood for the mom-ster's battles, so the drainage isn't a big deal."

"Maybe what we need now is for that Turtonator to go again," Rhyperior speculated. "That would deal with some of the water."

"I don't think Kiawe's Turtonator can go again," Brock replied. "At least, not without getting completely dizzy."

He turned back to the Alolan class. "All right, is that everyone who wants to take part? Or is there someone who hasn't tried out a gym battle yet?"

Mallow held up her hand.

"I've got a question," she said. "Have you tried the potion? What did you end up as?"

Brock looked faintly embarrassed. "...yes," he admitted. "Apparently it's part of my basic makeup that I handled a lot of the map reading while I was travelling with Ash."

"Why?" Lana said. "Is there a map reading Pokémon?"

"He was a Nosepass," Forrest supplied. "I'm just afraid to find out if one of us comes out as a Deino."

"If you've got all those brothers and sisters, how old do they have to be before they can start working in the gym?" Lillie asked. "Is there a rule about it?"

"I don't think there's a rule," Ash said, frowning. "I've met some really young gym leaders, younger than you normally have to be to go on a Pokémon journey. I think it's more about skill than age that's whether someone can be a gym leader… I know they didn't ask how old any of my Dragonite were when they took over Gym Leading for a bit, mostly back in Unova! And Clembot was less than a year old as Lumiose City Gym Leader…"

He shrugged. "If my friend N was here we could ask him what the rules were."

"He would cite the wrong rule, but correctly," Arc agreed.

"Right!" Ash said. "Now, for that Contest battle… Brock, I'd like you to meet my Lycanroc!"

"Oh, that should be-" Brock said, then stopped as he caught sight of Ash's Lycanroc. "Ash, did you do it again?"

"That depends what it is!" Ash answered. "If you mean evolving a Pokémon in a way nobody knew could happen, yes, twice in the last week."

He crouched down, and ran his hand along Lycanroc's polished mane. "But that just means people didn't know about it, so it's a new discovery and that's great! We think they're a Dusk Form Lycanroc, because they evolved right at dusk, and I should probably ask Dawn to meet a Rockruff some time and see if she discovers a Dawn Form!"

"I wonder what a Dawn Form Lycanroc would be like," Lycanroc said, sitting down and putting a paw to their chin.

"They might be Electric-type," Ash guessed. "Okay, so, there's two parts to a Contest and we've already seen the Appeal side back in Alola, so this is going to be the Battle side. It's a lot like a normal battle, but there's also points for spectacle… so if one Pokémon is really tough and just takes a hit, and another Pokémon's much weaker but blocks the attack in a new and pretty way, the second Pokémon is going to do much better!"


"This should be interesting!" Mr. Contesta said. "It's not every day we take part in a demonstration Contest!"

"Indeed!" Mr. Sukizo agreed. "And what a remarkable cross-cultural event it is, demonstrating the Contest to Alola!"

Professor Kukui leaned on the desk. "I hope we're going to see some impressive use of moves, so that Contest battles make a good First Impression on my students!"

Contesta gave him a puzzled look. "Shouldn't you be a Joy?"

"She's dealing with too many hayfever cases at the moment," Kukui answered.

"Who are these guys?" Sophocles said.

"They're Contest Judges," Vulpix told them. "I don't get why, but it's pretty much always those two guys next to your Pokémon Professor when it's a Contest."

"All right, let's get this started!" Ash said. "Lycanroc, ready?"

"Ready!" they confirmed.

"Begin!" Mr. Sukizo invited.

"Stealth Rocks, Lycanroc!" Ash instructed.

Lycanroc made a whirling cloud of rocks, jumping up onto one, then another, then jumped off the second one to float in the middle of the cloud. Onix used Rock Throw, but Lycanroc zipped to the side a little and one of their rocks collided with Onix's rock to divert it.

"So, that's some points for Ash!" Mr. Contesta explained. "You see, Lycanroc's move is impressive, and they were able to deflect away Onix's attack."

"Dragon Breath infusion!" Brock retorted, and Onix slammed his tail into the ground. This time, a rock rose up for Rock Throw, but Onix breathed on it to light it up with fizzing purple and yellow fire. He bounced it twice, then hit it with a whack to send it rocketing towards Lycanroc.

It went through one of the gaps in the Stealth Rock cloud, then exploded in a cloud of Dragonbreath, and Lycanroc dropped before catching themselves on a Stealth Rock and kicking off from it again.

"While that is points for Brock!" Sukizo said helpfully. "That remarkable attack was a display of innovation, and it got through, plus of course Onix made a lovely production of it."


"Send out some Rock Throws," Ash decided. "Jump to each one, then curve them in!"

Lycanroc did as instructed, switching from outright flying around to jumping from rock to rock in mid-air, and each one they kicked off from curved through the air to come at Onix from a random-seeming direction.

"Dig!" Brock decided. "Hide somewhere Lycanroc won't notice you!"

Onix coiled, sprang into the air, and did a dive into the gym floor.

"Oh, now, this is interesting," Contesta said helpfully. "You see, that gains points, but staying underground for too long loses points. Let's see what Brock has planned."

"Ooh, I recognize this!" Eevee realized, then put her paws over her muzzle.

"Lycanroc, let's have some more Stealth Rocks!" Ash decided. "Take away the whole gym floor if you can! Let's not leave Onix anywhere to hide!"

The whole gym trembled, and Lycanroc lifted up layer after layer of rocks and stones from the gym floor.

Then one of them used Flash Cannon on Lycanroc.


"That was really cool!" Ash said, helping to lift Lycanroc out of the pile of stones that had resulted when their Stealth Rock cut out. "That was Autotomize, right?"

"That's right," Brock agreed. "Forretress taught Onix how to use it. It's a great surprise to everyone!"

There was a click-click-click as Onix reconnected himself, his head joining to his other body segments one by one until he'd been fully reconnected. "It's a bit disorienting, though," the Rock-type admitted.

"Sorry, Ash," Lycanroc said, shaking their head a bit to clear away the dizziness. "Is my fur okay?"

"Looks just fine to me!" Ash assured them. "That Rock Polish really did the job!"

"So… being knocked out means you lose a Contest battle, right?" Sophocles checked.

"So long as the points don't decide the battle first," Mr. Contesta confirmed.

 


Notes:

Special much-longer-than-normal Kanto field trip update!

Featuring lots of discussion of regional forms, an example of how to use Acid Armour for very mundane reasons, and Onix doing a thing mostly found in the manga.

Chapter 26: In Loco Parentis

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Not long after they got back to Alola, Ash vaguely realized that there was fog all around him.

"Huh?" he said, confused. "This is weird…"

"Ash?" Pikachu said, appearing out of the fog and bounding up to him. "Any idea where we are?"

"No, sorry," Ash replied, reaching down to his pocket, then frowned. "Huh, no sign of Arc or Ibid… this is weird. Something about it is familiar, though."

"I kind of get what you mean, but not quite," Pikachu said, then shrugged, and used his Surfboard to rise up into the air a bit.

"I can see mountains all around us, through the fog, but it's all a bit vague," Pikachu reported. "There might have been something different that way, though."

He waved his paw, and Ash nodded.

"Let's go and see what it is, then!" he invited.

The mountains around them moved, slightly, as they walked, and the fog seemed to recede a little to reveal pillars of rock around them – some of them carved into unusual or special shapes. And ahead of them, a flight of stairs.

Then, at the top of the stairs, a flat topped construction built out of stone.

Light swirled overhead, and two Legendary Pokémon appeared from the mist in swirls of multi-coloured light that formed tunnels to infinity.

"Hi, Solgaleo!" Ash waved. "Hi, Lunala! Hey, where are we?"

"Hi, Ash!" Solgaleo replied, waving, then Lunala coughed and the Sunne Pokémon shook his head slightly. "Right, sorry."

Then a third Legendary Pokémon appeared.

Unlike Solgaleo and Lunala, the third to appear just sort of dropped herself into the space overhead.

"Ahem," Cresselia said. "Yes, hello, do come in, welcome to the dreamscape, I accept your apology for not giving me advance notice."

"That's what I forgot to do," Lunala said, hovering overhead and contriving to look embarrassed.

"And, speaking of," Cresselia added, and turned off the fog. It vanished in an instant, giving a perfect view of an ancient temple surrounded by sandstone spires and the edge of a canyon, and Lunala coughed.

"You do realize we're going for something approaching ceremony, here, don't you?" the Moone Pokémon asked, with a sweeping beat of her wings. "I'm just saying, we did put in a lot of effort to do this."

"So, if you're in a dream, I guess that explains why Arc isn't here!" Ash decided. "Should I get Giratiny in here? He's sort of made of dream… or is that not relevant?"

"This is why I love how Ash deals with things," Solgaleo said, in what was theoretically a quiet voice. "It's just great."

"Ash, is this a nightmare in any way, shape or form?" Cresselia checked.

"Not at the moment!" Ash said. "If Solgaleo and Lunala want a bit more spectacle, could you do some?"

Cresselia waved her hand in a vague sort of way, and the sky overhead split neatly in half. Solgaleo's side became a blazing sunlit day, and Lunala's side a starry nebula with the full moon shining down.

"Ooh," Solgaleo said. "I am seriously impressed."

Lunala coughed again, and Solgaleo nodded. "Right, right."

"Ash Ketchum," the Moone Pokémon said. "We have a job we would like you to do."

"It is not something you have to do, but it would be really good if you could," Solgaleo agreed.

"We can think of none better," Lunala continued. "Your task, should you choose to accept it, is to take care of Cosmog. The Guardians will show you the way."

"Cosmog evolves into Cosmoem, right?" Ash asked. "Mew showed me both of them once, then giggled a lot. The lightest and heaviest Pokémon, or something?"

"Yes, though a lot of that weight doesn't actually exist a lot of the time," Solgaleo said. "It's Ultra. I'm not sure the details but it's Ultra Ultra."

"I have questions," Pikachu said. "Firstly, when you say take care of, that's basically to the same extent Ash takes care of any Pokémon, right?"

"Honestly, nothing I've ever seen from him suggests we'd want anything more," Lunala nodded.

"Secondly, now that I get a close look at you two… Cosmog is your kid?" Pikachu said.

"...you actually weren't meant to work that out until Cosmog was old enough to evolve to their final form, but yes," Solgaleo conceded.

"Thirdly," Pikachu concluded. "Which Guardian?"

"Tapu Koko," Lunala said. "Why?"

Pikachu shrugged. "Just curious."

"Sure!" Ash decided. "Of course I'd take care of them anyway, but I'll make it a promise!"


"Morning," Rowlet chirped. "Litten's off visiting Stoutland. You took a long time to wake up this morning!"

"Turns out they were involved in a dreamscape," Cresselia provided. "A dreamscape run by Pokémon who could do with a bit more imagination, too… still, no harm done."

"Thanks for checking on us, Cresselia!" Ash said, yawning and stretching.

Then Tapu Koko threw Cosmog through the door and ran off.


"Hi, there," Ash said, once he'd caught Cosmog in the no-actual-Pokéball-involved way. "It's nice to meet you, Cosmog."

Cosmog floated up and down, waving their nebulous arms. "Cosmog! That's me!"

"That's right," Ash agreed. "Do you know a lot about what's going on?"

That made Cosmog look puzzled. "Umm…"

"It's okay if you don't," Ash assured them.

"Oh," Cosmog said. "No then."

"Well, I got asked to look after you," Ash explained. "I'll do my best, okay? If you're not sure about something, you can say, and I'll try and work out if I can tell you how it works."

Lycanroc padded over, and sniffed Cosmog.

"Nope," they said. "I have nothing useful to contribute."

"I have no idea what kind of Pokémon Cosmog is except that it is Cosmog!" Rotom announced, floating over, and leaned in close – which made Cosmog bob backwards a bit.

"Careful you don't startle them," Ash advised. "Ibid, do you have anything?"

"Cosmog," Ibid reported. "Psychic type. Its body is very light, but it doesn't seem to mind being blown away. When it's in trouble, it warps to a safe place to hide."

"I don't know what a lot of those things mean," Cosmog admitted.

"That's okay," Ash smiled. "That just means you have more things to learn, that's all."

Litten came in through the door.

"Morning," she said, then stopped. "Wait, is that new or not? I legitimately have trouble remembering."

Cosmog waved, then giggled as Litten jumped up to get a closer look at them.

"Hmm," Pikachu said, thinking out loud. "Warping to a safe place… that sounds like teleporting to me. Maybe they can learn to teleport?"

"That sounds about right," Ash agreed. "That means that Cosmog could learn from Ibid, right?"

"Or Raikou or Shaymintwo," Pikachu pointed out. "Well, Raikou mostly uses thunderbolt riding to do it, so that might not work so well for a Pokémon that's not Electric type, and Shaymintwo… I guess we can always try it."

"Teleport?" Cosmog repeated. "What's a teleport?"

"It's when you move without having to go through the space in between," Ash told them. "So if I could teleport, I could vanish from here and appear somewhere else without walking. But because I don't, I have to walk."

"Oh!" Cosmog said.

Then there was a flash, and suddenly they were in a seaside cave.

Gladion jumped. "Where did you come from?"

"Professor Kukui's house," Ash said, as Cosmog looked around. "Just now, anyway. If you count further back then Pikachu and I are from Kanto-"

"I meant just now," Gladion said, relaxing slightly. "Ash, that was… so strange. You just appeared out of nowhere – and what is that Pokémon?"

Silvally came out of his Pokéball with a flash, and gave Cosmog a long, measuring look.

"Nope," he said.

"Silvally, don't do anything hasty," Gladion said.

"I wasn't… going to," Silvally replied, sitting back on his haunches. "I was made to… fight Ultra Beasts. But…"

He shook his head. "If this little one… is an Ultra Beast… then I feel no need to fight."

"Oh, huh," Ash nodded. "Silvally says that he was made to fight Ultra Beasts, but if Cosmog does count as an Ultra Beast then it's not one he feels he needs to fight."

Ash paused. "What's an Ultra Beast?"


Gladion did explain everything he knew about Ultra Beasts, and so did Silvally – in his halting way, as best he knew – but there wasn't really much to say.

Ultra Beasts came from Ultra Wormholes, and they were in some way dangerous. Silvally had seen one only once before, in something that he didn't really want to talk about all the details of, and it was so obviously making him uncomfortable that Ash didn't want to ask.

"So… I guess we know some Ultra Beasts are dangerous, but we don't have a reason to think they all are," Ash decided. "Even if just because it's way more likely that one would come here if it wanted to cause trouble."

"That is a good point," Gladion said. "What do you think, Silvally?"

"Your words make sense," Silvally agreed. "I will do what is needed… to protect my friends."

He shook his head. "Not… endanger them."

"That's good," Ash agreed. "Keeping friends safe is important, but causing trouble that could hurt friends is an easy way to make a massive mistake."

He turned back to Cosmog. "So, since we know you can teleport, what about making it work better?"

"Teleport?" Cosmog asked.

"Making sure you know what you're doing, and that you don't do it by accident," Ash clarified. "Does that make sense?"

"What's an accident?"

"It's when you do something you didn't mean to do," Ash told the Psychic-type. "Usually you want to make sure you only do the things you want to do."

"Oh, okay," Cosmog decided.

"What made you decide to teleport here?" Pikachu asked.

"It's what that orange one was thinking about!" Cosmog explained, waving vaguely in Lycanroc's direction. "They were thinking about walking to go and visit their friend, and then we came here."

"Oh, that must be Gladion's Lycanroc," Ash said. "That's neat, but it's best to only do that when someone asks, okay?"

Cosmog nodded, a sort of bobbing movement.

"So, what about if we go back to Kukui's house?" Ash suggested. "Then you can meet some of my other Pokémon, and we can work on teleport!"

He paused. "Actually, hold on. Let's walk, okay? Lycanroc, if you want to have a chat with Gladion's Lycanroc let me know, and you can come back on your own later."

"That would be nice," Lycanroc agreed. "Thank you."


"Walking takes a long time," Cosmog decided, as they reached Kukui's house again. "Why doesn't everyone just teleport?"

"Because most people can't," Ash said. "Arc can, and so can Ibid – they do it different ways – but if you do things the easy way it sometimes means you miss about out on things you could find along the way."

Cosmog looked puzzled, so Ash decided to go into more detail. "So early on my Pokémon Journey I went from Cerulean City to Vermillion City, and I could have just teleported there, but if I had then I'd have missed meeting my Charizard. And he's a great friend."

"Oh, okay," Cosmog said. "So… it's sometimes okay to teleport, but not always?"

"Right," Ash agreed. "There's no one rule for when it's okay, but it's something you have to learn for yourself. It's also okay to ask if you're not sure."

"Got it!" Cosmog declared. "Is it okay if I practice, then?"

"Try teleporting just over there," Ash said. "Hey, Litten, mind going over there to show Cosmog how far to go?"

Litten raced down to the palm tree Ash had pointed at, then skidded to a halt.

"See where Litten is?" Ash asked. "Think you can go that far?"

"Alola, Ash!" Kukui called, waving from up the beach. "I thought I'd come back here for lunch… how's it going?"

"Tapu Koko dropped off a baby Pokémon called Cosmog after I met I-guess-the-parents in a dream!" Ash explained. "They're learning how to teleport and how not to teleport!"

"The second one is more important sometimes," Kukui confirmed. "You're next doing a lesson… day after tomorrow, right?"

"That's right!" Ash agreed. "I've got a couple of ideas about what to do!"

 

Notes:

Cosmog's not dense enough to break windows.

Chapter 27: Liking Night and Day

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"All right, everyone!" Ash said. "So, today's lesson is going to be about something you might not realize is anything to do with how Pokémon work unless you think about it!"

"That's most things," Kiawe pointed out. "Oh, uh, sorry."

"Everyone gather round, class," Ash added. "We're going to start off by going outside. Okay, Cosmog?"

"Cosmog?" Lana repeated. "What's a Cosmog?"

Cosmog floated out of Ash's bag, and Ash held out a hand for them to rest on. "This is Cosmog," he said. "I met them a couple of days ago, and they've been learning how to teleport. I've teleported a lot, though, so I wanted to make sure everyone else was okay with it. Ready?"

Cosmog bobbed up and down.

"We're going to the beach just outside," Ash told Cosmog, and then they were outside with a flicker of movement.

"Whoa, that was weird," Mallow said.

"Everyone okay?" Ash checked. "It's better to find out it's a problem now when you can walk back, after all!"

Nobody seemed to be very dizzy, and Ash patted Cosmog and told them well done before spreading his arms.

"So, this is daytime!" he said. "And that means a lot of things! It's sort of the default because we're mostly out and about during the day, and asleep at night, but it's still useful to think about what it means for it to be daytime. Usually you can see things quite well, even if the weather's really dark, but some Pokémon are asleep during the day. It's also usually warmer, and louder because most Pokémon are awake."

He held out his hand in the sun. "Sometimes if you spend too long in the sun you can get sunburned, but that's easy to avoid with sun cream or if you just don't spend too long outside, right?"

"Yeah, that's important," Lana agreed. "And it's a lot safer to swim during the day, because you can see things way more easily."

"Plants mostly spend the day with their flowers open," Mallow contributed. "But some kinds of plant open at certain times of day, or even at night. And people usually eat during the day, too… though I guess it depends which meal?"

"It's also when people go to work," Lillie said.

"It's the only time you get natural Sunny Day," Kiawe's Marowak volunteered. "Which is good for Fire types."

"Right!" Ash agreed. "And because it's something we're used to so much, we usually just think of it as normal, but it's only day about half the time, and some of that is twilight. There's also half the time when it's night time… so let's have a look at that. Cosmog, let's go visit Kalos!"

"Kalos?" Sophocles repeated.

Cosmog pulsed, and suddenly they were in Kalos, under a calm and moonlit night.

Togedemaru immediately lit up with Flash, and Sophocles crouched down next to her.

"So, what's different?" Ash asked.

"It's hard to see," Lillie said. "It'd be hard to see anyway, because it's dark, but it's really hard to see because we were in the sun a moment ago."

"That's right," Ash nodded. "Well noticed. Normally your eyes get used to how light or dark it is, and although you can't see as well when it's dark you can usually compensate a lot – especially when the moon is out, because that gives you a lot of light. But when it's cloudy it can get really dark."

"And it's not safe to fly, right?" Kiawe said. "Unless your Pokémon can see in the dark or you've got a really good idea of how high you need to be to be safe."

"Oh, yeah, because if you're flying so high the ground's nowhere near, it's okay," Lana realized. "But landing you have to get close to the ground."

"Which is why it's often so much safer to land in towns or cities with street lights, if you're flying in the dark," Ash said. "It's safest of all not to do it, though."

He judged his own eyes. "I think you should all be able to see a bit better, now… but what's easier to see at night?"

"There are things that are easier to see at night?" Togedemaru asked.

"There are," Ash said. "You're one of them, actually!"

"Right, of course," Sophocles said. "Things that make light show up better at night, because there's not as much other light to drown them out."

"It's also cooler at night, and calmer," Ash told them. "Why don't you have a look around and see if you can spot any Pokémon? Don't forget to pay attention to where you're walking."

He crouched down next to Sophocles. "Are you all right?"

"Sorry," Sophocles apologized. "I'm a bit scared of the dark."

"That's not something to say sorry for," Ash told him. "Being afraid isn't anything to be ashamed of. You've got a great Pokémon who knows just how to help you out with it, too."

"Thanks," Togedemaru said.

"People can be afraid of the dark?" Cosmog said, worried.

"People can be afraid of a lot of things," Ash agreed. "Sorry about this, Sophocles, I didn't know about it but if I did I'd have done the lesson differently."

He stood up. "And, Cosmog? Eventually you might need to choose daytime or night time, but night time isn't scary. It's just different."

Cosmog bobbed up and down.

"After everyone's had a bit longer to look around, we're going to hear about how battling is different at night," Ash said. "Then we'll have a look at what it's like in the morning and the evening, around dawn and dusk. It's about that time in Johto and Kanto soon, so we should get a good look at what it's like halfway between daytime and night time!"


"Thanks again, Cosmog," Ash said, as they appeared on top of a hill. "So this is in Johto, and it's morning right now. The sun hasn't risen yet, but can you see how it's a lot easier to see things than it was in Kalos?"

"Yeah, it's… actually weird, I hadn't thought about this," Lana admitted. "The sun's not up, like you said, but the sky's still brighter. Why is that?"

"It's because the air sort of… bends the light?" Ash answered. "It can't bend it all the way, but it can bend it a bit. And because of how that works, along with how the sun being lower in the sky means it spreads the light out, there's time both before and after sunrise and sunset that you get light that's not quite full daylight."

He waved. "There's loads of different Pokémon which usually come out now, especially because it's bright enough to see but not yet really hot? Or it can be because they want it to be dark, but still warm, if they do it after sunset. It's like a mix between day and night."

"Who's there?" someone called.

"Hi, Molly!" Ash waved. "I thought this place looked familiar. Did we land in your garden?"

"Ash, it's you!" Molly Hale said, waving back. "I didn't know you were visiting!"

She reached down next to her, and picked up a Teddiursa. "You should meet my Pokémon! We were out for an early morning walk."

Teddiursa waved, blinked, then looked closer. "Wait, is that Ash? I thought he was just some kind of excuse for why your mom's a Mew."

"Hi there, Teddiursa," Ash said. "Molly, this is a class I'm teaching. Do you want to tell everyone why you decided to take an early morning walk? We're learning about times of day so it'd be great to hear!"

"Sure!" Molly agreed. "So, I can see where I'm going, and it's nice and cool. I don't mind playing during the day, as well, but doing it at night is difficult so this is like doing it at night."

"It's also a time that's different when you do Pokémon battling," Ash added. "At night then some attacks, like fire ones, tend to give away where the Pokémon using them is, while Pokémon that use other kinds of attacks can hide in the dark. Twilight battles don't have quite the same thing, but it's also more likely to be a bit misty – that can matter in big battles, but not so much in small ones."

"I'm sorry, are we just going to slide over the fact that Teddiursa said that girl's mother is a Mew?" Togedemaru burst out.

"Yeah, that happened the first time I met Molly, it's kind of complicated," Ash said. "It's mostly when she sneezes, right?"

"She's a lot better at not accidentally turning back into a Mew now," Molly replied. "But sometimes she does get surprised and it happens."

"This is not what I expected class to be like," Lana said.

"What did you expect class to be like?" Mallow replied.

"Good question, I don't know…"


"Some Pokémon only evolve during the day, and some only evolve during the night," Ash pointed out. "And some, like my Lycanroc, seem to be because of evolving right at the change between the two – but we don't actually know for sure yet. So I think… there's nothing wrong with preferring the daytime, or the night time, but you should make sure you think about what they're both like instead of just thinking of daytime as the only option. Right?"

"I swear, there's so much about this class where we keep learning new ways of looking at things," Kiawe breathed.

"Okay, Cosmog, let's head home!" Ash said. "Then we can talk about what we learned today."

"Right!" Cosmog agreed, and pulsed, and they appeared next to King Dragonite having breakfast.

"Morning, Ash!" the King said. "I didn't know you were coming back so soon!"

He sprang up from his table and gave Ash a hug, then considered Cosmog carefully and gave them a much smaller hug.

"Yeah, we weren't expecting to be here," Ash admitted. "It's nice to see you, though… let's try for home, okay?"

"Umm…" Cosmog said, tilting a little, then pulsed.

Suddenly they were inside a building, and everyone felt lighter.

"I guess that must be my fault," Ash realized, as Mirage Mew materialized in front of them. "Sorry, Cosmog, I wasn't concentrating on where we should be going."

"Where are we?" Sophocles said, jumping. "Wait… hang on, are we on the moon?"

"I didn't know the moon was like this," Cosmog admitted.

"That is my work!" Mirage Mew said. "Do you like it?"

"Sorry we can't stay long, Mirage Mew," Ash told the virtual Pokémon. "Cosmog, let's try to end up back on Melemele this time, okay?"


Kiawe's Charizard touched down at the ranch, and Kiawe got off.

"Thanks," he told the Fire-type, patting his neck, then returned him.

"Alola, Kiawe!" his mother called. "How was class today?"

"We did a field trip," Kiawe answered.

"Again?" she said. "You do do a lot of field trips with that class! Where did you go this time?"

"Kalos," Kiawe replied. "And Johto, and Kanto… and I think the moon, but that one was just indoors. It did feel a lot lighter though so it probably was the moon or something."

"...right," his mother frowned. "Well, did you learn some useful things?"

"I think so," Kiawe answered. "I might need to go and write some of them down though."

 

Notes:

The best kind of lesson in this situation is a lesson which educates everyone involved.

Chapter 28: Fabaricated problems

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"I know I've sort of talked about this a lot, but because Cosmog is so young I've been thinking about it again," Ash said. "Which is… about how you treat people and Pokémon who are afraid of something, or scared of something, or can't do something right. Or just when they do something which isn't the way you meant it."

He patted Cosmog. "And it's just to do with how… you shouldn't feel bad for getting something wrong. Sometimes you do anyway, but you shouldn't feel like you have to feel bad, and if you do feel bad anyway that's not wrong either."

Lillie put up her hand.

"This is something you've talked about before, but that's because it's so important, isn't it?" she asked.

"Right," Ash agreed. "Even making mistakes can lead to learning great new things! A lot of the ways we do things happened because of accidents… can you imagine how different things would be if nobody had ever decided to do dance moves along with their Pokémon as part of doing an attack?"

"...how do you keep doing this, seriously?" Kiawe asked. "It really must have been such an amazing realization the first time anyone did a Z-move, I never thought of that before."

"If I recall correctly, most Pokémon researchers think that the Tapus passed on Z-moves to humans," Kukui said. "It must have been quite a First Impression!"

"Didn't you do Genesis Supernova without needing to be told?" Pikachu pointed out.

"Yeah, that is a good point," Ash agreed. "Maybe there's something about synchronizing just right with your Pokémon, and with a Z-crystal, that you get the idea of what to do without needing to be told? I know so far Meganium, Pikachu and Aten's special Z-moves have all gone off with the first attack they used to try out the new Z-crystal… it's still amazing to think about, though, either way."

"Is that related to the kinds of evolution you talked about before?" Snowy checked. "I know that Pokémon like Eevee can evolve because of different kinds of friendship?"

"Yeah, Pokémon who evolve from friendship are related," Ash agreed. "A lot of it is about… understanding, and accepting. For the Pokémon, that means themselves and their trainer and knowing their trainer understands and accepts them. That's how it works best."

He shrugged. "But sometimes things take time to work out! Like Lillie's brother Gladion, he has a Pokémon who we think would evolve from that, and the Pokémon wants to get all that sorted out, but it takes a lot of things all fitting together to turn that into actually getting it sorted out. Just knowing you're afraid of something is, at best, the start of working out how to not be afraid of it… and there's no shame in not being able to get it worked out."

"Like my being afraid of Pokémon," Lillie said. "I've put so much work into it because I don't want to be, but…"

She held out her hand, and after a long moment Cosmog drifted over. Lillie tensed up, then slowly relaxed as Cosmog alighted on her hand.

"Wow," she murmured. "You really don't weigh anything, do you? Like a cloud."

"My data indicates that Cosmog does weigh something!" Rotom announced. "It is just that that amount is extremely small."

Lillie giggled. "And you're kind of ticklish!"

"Is that a good thing?" Cosmog asked.

"I think it can be!" Ash told them.

"You're doing really well, Lillie," Kukui said.

"Yeah," Sophocles agreed. "I'm not nearly that good with the dark."

Lillie sighed. "It's a pity Gladion's Pokémon still isn't sorted out, then."

"Gladion!" Cosmog agreed, and then with a flash they were suddenly on top of a hill.

"Ash!" Gladion said. "What was-"

Lillie gasped, pointing at Silvally. "I – that was-"

She sank to the ground, and Ash pulled Ibid from his pocket.

"Get Lokoko please," he said.

Ibid teleported away, and Gladion held out Silvally's Pokéball. "Silvally, you should-"

"No!" Lillie interrupted. "I don't-"

She took a deep breath. "I don't know what's going on, but I don't know if it's their fault. I want to ask."

Snowy nosed into her side, and Lillie trembled.

"Everyone stand back," Ash decided. "Snowy, you too – Lillie might need you now, but it's up to her to decide that."

"But-" Snowy protested, then stopped. "I… rrf! You're right but… I want to help her."

"Did I do something wrong?" Cosmog asked, worried.

"I think maybe you made a mistake," Ash said. "But it's okay, we'll sort it out-"

Lokoko appeared, yawning, and her tails lit up.

"What Pokémon is that?" Sophocles frowned.

"No idea," Togedemaru admitted.

"What's even going on?" Mallow asked. "Lillie, are you okay?"

"Please be okay," Snowy said anxiously.

"There was something that happened," Lillie said. "Before. With that – with Silvally."

She waved in Silvally's direction, not looking at him. "I was scared – I am scared. But… what happened, Silvally?"

"It is… not a happy memory for me," Silvally told them, slowly. "It is hard for me to remember. Part of me remembers things too… vividly."

He lay down. "I had been created by… Professor Faba… to fight Ultra Beasts. I saw one, threatening the girl Lillie, and I… tried to save her. I think I did."

"Professor Faba?" Lillie asked. "He works with my mother. I don't…"

She stopped. "I just remember something scary happening. And then you."

"Then Professor Faba… took me away, and…" Silvally shook his head, raising a paw to his mask. "He put this mask on. Then Gladion rescued me."

"It sounds like we need to ask this Professor Faba guy about what happened!" Ash decided. "Cosmog, don't teleport us, I might need to get some other Pokémon ready."

"You think this Professor Faba might be like that guy with the Mega Wave, from Kalos?" Pikachu checked.

"Maybe, or maybe it was all some kind of big misunderstanding!" Ash said. "That's why we need to ask him what happened. It just sounds like we might need to teach him a lesson about taking care of Pokémon properly!"

"And, because it's Ash, he means that literally," Lokoko chuckled. "The same lessons he's been teaching everyone else, I think."


The doorbell rang.

"Really?" Burnet asked, tutting, then got up. "It's not like tracking Ultra Aura is easy, there's always an interruption…"

She opened the door. "Yes, what is… um."

"Hi," Lillie said. "You work with my mom, Lusamine, right? Professor Burnet?"

"Yes, that's me," Burnet agreed, distracted by the large number of rare Pokémon outside, and said the first thing she could think of. "Um. Shouldn't you be at school? It is a school day, right?"

"There was a bit of a mistake," Ash said helpfully. "And it turns out we might know why Lillie's afraid of Pokémon. Do you know if Professor Faba is busy?"

"He's probably too busy to talk today," Burnet replied. "I'm too busy to talk today, really. We've been trying to track down a source of Ultra Aura that's been appearing all over the place – first here in Alola, in several different places, then just when we were sure about that it appeared in Kalos, then Johto… it even appeared on the moon."

"Oh!" Ash said. "So what is Ultra Aura anyway, is it to do with Ultra Beasts? Is that like normal Aura? I could help with that, I can see Aura and my friend Lucario's an expert at it! My Starly's a trained Lucario too."

"How can a Starly be a trained – what?" Burnet asked, now completely lost.

"He's been trained by a Lucario and he's an honorary Lucario as well," Ash clarified, in a way that didn't actually clarify much. "So that's almost everything you need to be a Lucario except having evolved from a Riolu."

Burnet blinked.

"I think I might know what meant you were detecting Ultra Aura in those places, but the problem is that either it's not really very good at working out what's an Ultra Beast or if it is good at working out what's an Ultra Beast it's not good at working out what kind of Ultra Beast is the kind of Ultra Beast you need to worry about," Ash went on. "Do you know where Professor Faba might have left his notes about Silvally? I want to check with someone who knows about putting artificial Pokémon together, I know some experts, but he might not have done a great job with Silvally especially if he had to put a weird mask on him. And it'd be great to know what Silvally was reacting to years ago when he accidentally scared Lillie."

"Artificial Pokémon?" Burnet repeated. "Silvally? What's Silvally?"

"Oh, right, that's a nickname, right Gladion?" Ash checked, glancing over his shoulder. "I don't think we ever got his species name."

"Ibid informs me that his species name as originally built was Type Full," Arc said, floating out of Ash's pocket and giving Burnet even more to deal with. "However, with the addition of the mask his designation has changed to Type Null."

"Type Full and Type Null?" Burnet repeated. "That reminds me of something… hold on a minute, I need to see if I can make sense of any of this."

She went back over to her computer, switching from the Ultra Aura model, then stopped.

"And how did you get to the Aether Paradise anyway?"

"We flew," Ash's Pikachu said. "Really, you'd think the Latias, Latios, four Dragonite, Noivern and Charizard would be a clue."

"I will level with you," Burnet said. "I think I saw them but immediately got overwhelmed by everything else."

She flicked through the drives, then nodded. "Ah, here it is, I thought it was here somewhere. Type Full is described as a failed project to stop Ultra Beasts… a project which produced, specifically, no output. Not a failed output… and certainly not a Pokémon."

With that, Burnet stood up. "I'll take you to Faba's lab," she said. "Hopefully we can get all this sorted out."

"That would be great!" Ash agreed.

Aten sprang out of his Apricorn Pokéball. "I will not tolerate this any longer! You are letting a perfect opportunity go, and I have a much better suggestion!"


"Professor Faba?"

Professor Faba looked up from his desk. "What is it, Professor Burnet? I'm busy."

"Lusamine's daughter's here," Burnet replied. "She says she remembers something that happened a while ago, but not all the details. Do you think you could help her out?"

"Oh – of course," Faba agreed. "You should get back to work, Burnet. I'll deal with it."

"Thank you, Professor," Lillie said, putting her bag down. "It's so scary… I want to know what happened, but I can't remember."

"Then I'll sort it out," Faba told her. "You won't have to worry about that again."

He sent out his Hypno. "Hypno, Hypnosis. Remove her memories of the incident."

Lillie's bag burst open, producing Zoroark (who hit Hypno like a ton of Snorlax and sent him through the wall), Aten (who started snarling at Faba) and Moltres (who hovered overhead). At about the same time, Minimized Latios appeared about a foot over Lillie's head.

"What is this?" Faba demanded.

"That's what I want to know!" Lusamine retorted, walking in through the door. "Did you just order your Pokémon to wipe my daughter's memories?"

"I – but-" Faba began, then sent out his Alakazam. "Teleport!"

He and Alakazam vanished.

"Told you that was better," Aten said smugly.

 


Notes:

In Aten's view, the main purpose of politics is public humiliation and people doing what he says.

This was both.

Chapter 29: Ultra Yoink

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"What am I going to do?" Faba asked, in his secret lab.

Alakazam shrugged, on account of having immense natural powers of intellect but most of them having been focused in practice on learning how to do all kinds of psychic powers.

"Lusamine has to see that what I've done is worth it," Faba said, mostly to himself. "She has to. But I need results… that way it will prove that I'm the one who's been going about this the right way."

Alakazam made a questioning noise.

"If we can't control Ultra Beasts, we can't stop Ultra Beasts," Faba declared. "And a crucial step in controlling Ultra Beasts is to be able to make them appear."

He looked contemplative. "This is actually helping out a lot. I should remember to explain things to you more often. Anyway… if I want to make Ultra Beasts appear, I need to be able to generate an Ultra Wormhole, but without however Mohn did it I'm relying on guesswork… unless…"

Faba frowned. "There's something I was missing… I just need a moment to work it out."


"The nerve of that man," Lusamine said. "I wouldn't have believed he'd be that… well."

She shook her head. "Please don't let this give you a bad first impression of the Aether Paradise."

"It's an amazing place," Lana said, thinking out loud. "A whole floating island, full of researchers learning about Pokémon."

"Yeah, it's really cool!" Ash agreed. "I could see there were great Pokémon habitats, too."

"Thank you," Lusamine smiled. "We try our best to make sure that our research is ethical… well, except for Professor Faba, anyway…"

Her smile turned into a frown, then she shook her head. "Well, hopefully we'll be able to stop him causing any more trouble."

Lillie had picked up her bag again, and was petting Snowy, but then she turned to her brother.

"Gladion?" she said. "Can you send out Silvally, please?"

Gladion blinked, surprised, then did as she'd asked.

"Child-" Silvally began, and Lillie broke into a run before hugging Silvally.

"Thank you!" she said. "I remember now, you saved me from that Ultra Beast, and – and it's horrible you got put in this mask for it!"

Silvally raised his front paw, touching Lillie's back in return, then began to glow. The mask shattered and dissolved into shards, and a wave of light spread down his body from the mask to the tips of all four legs and to the twin-forks of his tail.

The light went upwards, as well, as his crest spread out to full size with the upper portion of his mask gone.

"Silvally, you evolved!" Gladion gasped. "Or…"

He looked puzzled. "Does that count as evolution? Or not?"

"He looked like this before," Lillie said, stroking Silvally's mane, and after a moment Gladion came over to do the same. "He's beautiful."

"Thank you, Lillie," Silvally said, touching first Umbreon and then Lycanroc as Gladion's other Pokémon came out to lend their support too. "And thank you, Gladion. You trusted me when I did not trust myself, and Lillie forgave me when I did not forgive myself."

Arc manifested, which, even given everything that had happened in the last ten minutes, was a bit much for Professor Burnet to just accept.

"Is that your phone?" she asked.

"Correct," Arc stated, trotting over to Silvally and inspecting him closely. "Hmm. It is my opinion that you should now be healthy. Ibid, do you agree?"

"Silvally," Ibid agreed. "It is not clear if Silvally is a Type Full or not. Its RKS system is activated. This Pokémon can employ specific memories to adapt its Type and confound its foes."

"I know I am designed to do that, but I do not know how," Silvally admitted.

"I will help you with it when there is time," Arc declared. "We are cousins, presumably. I can also add you to a mailing list for human created Pokémon, after I have created one, because it is apparently more common than I had anticipated."

"So…" Snowy began. "Just to be clear, you don't have any problems touching any Pokémon any more, right?" she said.

"No!" Lillie replied.

"Excellent!" King Dragonite announced. "Snowy, I give you royal authority to call a cuddle pile!"


"...wait!" Faba said. "That's it! That's exactly what I've been missing!"

He turned to Alakazam. "Quick, teleport me to the research centre!"

Alakazam scratched his head.

"Room 22," Faba clarified. "And hurry!"


Once the cuddle pile had taken place, Silvally raised his paw.

"Lillie," he said. "Do you remember where the attack happened? And why?"

"Why," Lillie repeated. "Oh – that's right! Mother, Professor Faba has a secret lab, I know where it is! That's where it happened!"

"Then that's probably where he went," Lusamine decided. "We should get down there."

"I will take both you and your sister, Gladion," Silvally declared. "We should hurry."


They did, and after a moment's preparation it was Lokoko who sliced open the doors to Faba's secret lab with half-a-dozen Solar Blades at once.

"You're just in time to see the proof of concept!" Faba said, from behind a control console. "I worked it out! I worked out how to open an Ultra Wormhole at will!"

The room had a haphazard mess of equipment, humming with power – and more than a dozen Cosmog, all piled into a sort of glass bowl thing which was directly connected to the central mass of cables.

"Where did they all come from?" Mallow asked. "I've never seen one before the one Ash brought to school a couple of days ago."

"Of course you haven't, it's an Ultra Beast!" Faba retorted. "But that was my breakthrough – it takes Ultra Beasts to make Ultra Wormholes! And this facility has a whole supply of Ditto!"

He stabbed down on a key, and the Cosmog in the bowl all trembled a bit before turning back into Ditto.

"I'm exhausted," one of them complained.

"Ditto," the rest chorused.

The one remaining Cosmog in the room, however, pulsed once, and a shimmering gateway opened in space.

"I've got a cloudache," Cosmog complained, then evolved to Cosmoem. "Oh, that fixed it!"

"At last!" Faba said. "See? I've made an Ultra Wormhole! My methods do work!"

"Uh," Ash began, raising his hand. "So, if you're trying to stop Ultra Beasts, and that's why you made Silvally, and step one is making an Ultra Wormhole… don't Ultra Beasts come through Ultra Wormholes? Wouldn't you need to be ready to stop them?"

"Don't blame me, I tried to point out that flaw," Alakazam said.

"You did not!" Faba retorted.

"It's not my fault you don't know sign language."

Then something looking like a weird transparent ghost-type Tentacruel came through the wormhole.

"That's one of the Pokémon that attacked me!" Lillie said.

"Go-Go-Nihilego!" the Ultra Beast declared, diving at Lusamine, and vanished with her into another Ultra Wormhole.


"Mom!" Lillie gasped. "What happened – we need to get her back!"

"We do," Gladion agreed. "Silvally… I know it's a long shot, but do you have a way to track down where that strange creature took her?"

"I do not," Silvally said. "I am sorry."

"I think I might, though," Burnet announced. "I'm going to need to double check to make sure, but we've been working on how to track Ultra Aura. That's energy which is especially associated with dimensional shifts, and that was definitely an Ultra Wormhole."

Ash was frowning at the place where Lusamine and the Ultra Beast had vanished.

"Hmm," he said. "Hey, I just thought of something… Professor Burnet?"

Faba began trying to sneak off, then stopped when Aten put a paw in front of him.

"Please, keep going," Aten invited. "I'd like a chance for some personal involvement in violence today."

Faba did not keep going, and Aten sighed. "It was probably too much to hope for."

"Ultra Beasts is a word for creatures that are from other dimensions, right?" Ash asked. "Or, other universes, because a dimension is just a direction like up and down. So there's a specific dimension and moving in it is what Ultra Beasts do to get here?"

"That's a surprisingly in depth understanding of cosmology for, well, anyone," Burnet admitted.

Ash patted Cosmoem. "I wish I could say I learned it to help Cosmoem, but it's actually something I already knew," he explained. "I've had a friend who lives in the Reverse World for years-"

"Meaning, Giratina," Pikachu supplied.

"-so I asked him about how it worked, and it didn't mention this specifically but I got a pretty good idea of how a lot of it works!" Ash resumed. "Anyway, I'm pretty much certain that Cosmoem is from this world, not another world, but I'm also pretty much certain that they can make Ultra Wormholes once they're fully grown – and decide where they go, too."

"I'm not really sure I follow how that would work," Burnet said. "But it sounds like you do. How could an Ultra Beast be from this world?"

"Well, Cosmoem is about a week old, and they've been learning really fast!" Ash explained. "Which is because they're a Pokémon, I guess, Pokémon seem to do that a lot. But whatever that Ultra Beast that took Director Lusamine was, it can make Ultra Wormholes, and if they're coming here then they can still make them even if they're at home. So for one of those Ultra Beasts, at home, it's just a regular creature but it can still make Ultra Wormholes. Same thing."

"That's… actually brilliant," Burnet said. "You're right, there's no reason why there couldn't be an Ultra Wormhole generating Pokémon from our world. How did you come up with that?"

"I kind of had a bit of a head start, because before Cosmoem was a Cosmog their parents appeared to me in a dream and asked me to look after them," Ash related. "And they appeared in the same kind of space distortion that that Ultra Beast appeared in, but I've met them before and they're definitely from this world. So there you go!"

"I was in the same dream, and so was Cresselia," Pikachu said helpfully.

"Hmm," Arc said, furrowing their brow slightly. "Silvally, I believe you are trying too hard."

"Too hard?" Silvally repeated.

"The RKS System is an attempt to recreate Multitype," Arc reminded him. "I have most of my collection of Plates sorted out now, but my grandprogenitor carries all xer plates with xer and has since the moment of xer hatching, excepting when they were specifically removed. It should be instinct."

Arc considered, then pulsed for a moment.

"I believe I have the solution," they said. "Silvally, please repeat after me. Get Volume."

"Get Volume," Silvally repeated, then blinked. "Um. Now I have letters in my mind. What does it mean that it says R RKS System?"

"Eject R," Arc said.

"Eject R," Silvally repeated, and a little disk drive opened up.

"There," Arc said. "You will be able to learn how to do it more naturally with time."

Gladion nodded, rummaging through a box and taking out a black disc. "And… there. Is that working?"

The RKS System closed, then activated, and Silvally's eyes, spikes and fin all changed colour.

"I believe I am now Dark type," Silvally said. "I also have quite a vivid memory of a documentary episode about the Dark type."

"Finding that was a huge time saver," Faba admitted, then realized that by saying that he'd reminded everyone he was there.

"Cosmoem, I don't want to rush you," Ash said. "But I think you can help rescue Lillie's mom… I'd guess it'd mean you'd be evolving, but it's up to you. If you don't want to, we can ask one of them to help instead."

"I want to help," Cosmoem said firmly. "And… I was thinking about the things you said. I know it's my choice. You've made it so clear that it's my choice. And I know what I want to do."

"How does Cosmog evolve, then?" Kiawe asked. "Do you know?"

"Maybe it has something to do with those Ultra Aura signatures," Burnet guessed. "The first ones we saw were at the Altar of the Sunne."

"Then let's go there!" Cosmoem decided.


Meanwhile, thousands of miles away, the Hikokyu crossed invisibly over the Sinnoh coast.

"Why are we going this way, anyway?" Mimikyu asked, glancing up at the nearest camera.

"Background statement: Designate Twerp visited several locations he has been in the past as part of lessons," Porygon informed them. "Apparently reasonable inference: He will choose Sinnoh at some point."

"So you're going to guess that some time he's going to visit somewhere in this whole region, which is massive, and that that'll let you ambush him," Mimikyu said. "How did I even get roped into this mess if that's your way of doing things?"

"Obvious rebuttal: Are you claiming we were intending to acquire you?" Porygon inquired.

"You can shut up."

 

Notes:

"Silvally has evolved into Silvally" kind of… has problems as a statement.

Chapter 30: Cosmological experiments

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Cosmoem pulsed, and they were on a giant altar in the middle of a canyon.

"There!" the Psychic-type said, then wobbled a bit. "That was a lot of people to teleport at once…"

Ash reached out to hold them up. "Wow, you're a lot lighter than Zoroark is when he turns into a Cosmoem."

"I'm pretending to be lighter, don't tell anyone," Cosmoem whispered.

"Hey, Ash," Pikachu said, getting his attention. "Is it me or is this exactly like that place we dreamed about?"

"Oh, yeah, it is!" Ash agreed. "Where is this place, exactly?"

"This is the Altar of the Sunne," Burnet answered. "Lusamine, Faba and I were here only a week or so ago to track some Ultra Aura signatures… maybe that was related to the dream you mentioned?"

"Oh, come on!" Tapu Fini said from atop one of the spires, drawing their attention. "You're early! Hold on a minute, I need to get the others."

She vanished.

"Early, huh?" Ash asked. "Well, I guess we should look around while we wait for Tapu Koko, Tapu Bulu and Tapu Lele to show up."

"You're-" Burnet began, then stopped. "I was going to accuse you of taking this far too calmly, but then I remembered that the creator is literally your phone and I have to admit that I would have no idea how to handle that situation. Let alone the rest of your… you."

"Well, Arceus One isn't my phone, my phone is Arc, a shiny copy of Arceus," Ash corrected. "Arceus One was actually really surprised that Mew managed that!"

He looked down at Cosmoem. "Let's have a look around! Oh, wait, if this is the Altar of the Sunne, is there an Altar of the Moone too?"

"There's stories about it, but nothing confirmed," Gladion provided.

Ash nodded. "Right… well, let's see what the Altar looks like, right, Cosmoem?"


Ten minutes later, everyone was sat around the upper level of the altar and Ash was taking some star bit sweets out of a bag.

"You liked these, right?" he asked.

"Yep!" Cosmoem agreed, and pulsed happily as Ash gave them one. "They're stellar! Is that a joke? I tried my best with it!"

"It sure was," Ash confirmed. "Well done!"

Then Tapu Fini came floating back, along with the other three Guardians.

"See?" Tapu Fini asked. "I told you they were early."

"Fine, fine already," Tapu Bulu complained. "I listened, didn't I?"

"I don't know why you thought he was predictable in the first place," Tapu Lele said, as Tapu Koko landed and sprinted ahead to inspect Ash.

Then he nodded. "Just as I thought!"

"Just as you thought?" Fini asked. "Did you have some kind of warning about this?"

"No!" Koko replied. "I just sort of guessed. Anyway, let's get on with this!"

"We probably should," Fini conceded. "Cosmoem, are you ready?"

"I'm ready," Cosmoem agreed.

"Ash, you are the one who was assigned to take care of Cosmoem," Lele announced. "Are they ready?"

"Could you, for example, now throw them through a window?" Koko asked.

Bulu gave him a look. "What kind of question is that?"

"Mostly personal curiosity," Koko replied.

"Cosmoem says they're ready, and I believe them," Ash answered. "And I'll be there to help them out!"

"Well said," Lele decided. "Place Cosmoem on the focal point of the altar."

Ash did so, and Cosmoem pulsed. The stone of the altar changed, the slight imperfections from sun and wind vanishing, and all four Guardian Deities began humming.

Their Terrain moves mixed into a single combined whole, and the ground began to glow.

"Child of the stars," the Tapus chorused. "Pass into your inheritance."

Cosmoem flared with light, then with a massive flash of silver energy turned into Lunala.

The humming stopped.

"Um," Koko said. "Was that supposed to happen?"

"I'm pretty sure this is the Altar of the Sunne," Lele frowned. "Fini? We didn't get lost, did we?"

"Hmm," Lunala said, then furled her wings. The whole of her silvery form collapsed back into her starry face plate, which reverted to Cosmoem, then Cosmoem lit up with a golden light and instead evolved into a Solgaleo.

"I was thinking!" Solgaleo said, landing with a four-pawed thump. "About what it takes to evolve Pokémon, and I decided to do science. Science means doing experiments! So I teleported the base plate of the Altar of the Moone to swap it with the one from the Altar of the Sunne."

He sat on his haunches, looking very smug. "And it turns out that just the base plate and the ritual is enough to enable me evolving into a Lunala, and just the rest and the ritual is enough to enable me evolving into a Solgaleo! So I chose both!"

"That's great!" Ash said. "Well done, that's a really useful experiment!"

"...do you think his parents planned this all along?" Fini asked Bulu quietly.

"I mean, who knows, but it is a bit of a trend apparently," Bulu replied.


After changing back and forth a few times, Lunala decided that it might make things simpler if she had a nickname just so that everyone could tell her apart from her parents.

"I know my name's different to Solgaleo and Lunala's, but it'd be easier for humans if there was a way to talk about me, right?" she asked. "And I have human friends!"

"What about Nebby?" Lillie suggested. "For Nebula… it's sort of like Snowy's name."

"Oh, that could work!" Lunala agreed. "I'll think about it and probably say yes! Now, um… how do I open an Ultra Wormhole to somewhere specific?"

"You'll need help, at first," Tapu Fini said. "Koko, I know we were going to help evolve Cosmoem into Solgaleo specifically, but did you-"

"Of course I brought both Z-crystals!" Koko replied, rummaging in his armour and bringing them out.

"Good," Fini decided. "Now… Ash, in order to allow you to-"

"Already did it," Koko interrupted. "That's how Ash and Pikachu nearly blew me up with the custom Electric crystal. Why would I not give them a Z-power ring?"

"You really don't know what restraint is, do you?" Bulu asked.

"Umm…" Koko said, seeming to actually consider it. "I've heard of it, but I don't think I can come up with an example."

"How are you not-" Lele began, then stopped. "Okay, I'm going to try to forget I ever had that idea in case you hear it."

"In order to allow you to help Lunala, or Solgaleo, to form an Ultra Wormhole," Fini tried again. "You will have to help them perform their special Z-move. For Solgaleo it is called Searing Sunraze Smash and for Lunala it is called Menacing Moonraze Maelstrom."

"Oh, I get it!" Ash said. "Steel and Ghost type… well, I know the Ghost moves already so that's the one we should start with, okay?"

"Right!" Lunala agreed. "Also, I decided, I'm Nebby now."

"Everyone, form up!" King Dragonite decreed. "Whoever's going through the wormhole should be able to fly at high speed, and anyone who isn't should either ride or return themselves."

"Can you fly, Silvally?" Gladion asked.

"Eject R," Silvally replied. "Let's find out."

Gladion realized what Silvally meant, and took out the Flying-typed Memory from the case – swapping it with the Dark one.

Then Silvally rose slightly into the air.

"Apparently the answer is yes," he said. "I would be honoured to have you with me, Gladion."


Ash and Nebby struck their poses together, then Nebby blew a hole in the universe with her Z-move.

"Wow," she said. "That was easier than I was expecting, to be honest. It's sort of like teleporting but you wedge it open in the middle."

"Let's go!" Ash called, swinging up onto Latios' back. "It's time to rescue Director Lusamine!"

Latias went swooping through first, without a passenger, and Latios tilted to the side a bit as he listened to his sister.

"Apparently it's not all that turbulent," he reported. "It's weird on the other side though."

Noivern began humming a catchy song about going through a wormhole, and one by one he, several Dragonite, Nebby and Latios all went zipping through.

The inside of the portal was glowing and pulsing with energy, starting to visibly close off behind Nebby as she flew through, and Latios twitched his wings a bit before accelerating to overtake Nebby and get out of the Ultra Wormhole in front of her.

"Thanks, Latios!" Ash told him, sliding back onto the ground, then helped Zygarde out of his bag. "I think you'll have to go through last in future, Nebby."

"Got it, Ash!" the Lunala agreed.

She looked back at where the Ultra Wormhole had been, then switched to Solgaleo and had a look around. "Wow. This place is weird."

"It's like we're at the bottom of the ocean, but there's air," Lana frowned. "Wait – there's lots of those Ultra Beasts around!"

"Burnet said they were codenamed UB-01, Symbiote," Gladion said. "But these ones aren't attacking… you might be right, Ash, we only see the aggressive ones in our world."

"It's a pity we can't talk to them," Kiawe frowned. "Wait, can we? The one that kidnapped Lusamine, when it said something I just heard gibberish."

"Yeah, their accent was really weird," Ash agreed. "I didn't get it."

Lokoko jumped out of her Pokéball. "I didn't understand it and couldn't translate," she admitted. "I feel like it's not really very polite of them, somehow, but that's unfair of me."

"I am working on the problem," Arc advised.

"Wait – look!" Lillie pointed. "There!"

One of the Symbiote Ultra Beasts floating in the middle distance had a human contained inside it, with her head and torso inside the main bubble-like body of the Ultra Beast and her legs hanging down outside.

"I think that's mother," Gladion agreed. "Her hair's changed colour, but… it's her."

"Go away!" Lusamine said. "They're mine!"

"Woof," Zygarde announced. "Attempting pawshake."

They frowned. "Hmm. I appear to have forgotten to bring sufficient Cells here into an entirely different universe. Aura Break is not available."

Then suddenly Lusamine vanished from inside the Symbiote, and tumbled out from just behind Lillie.

"Spectral Thief," Marshadow added, helpfully.

"Mother," Gladion said, crouching down to pick her up. "It – how did that work?"

"I stole her," Marshadow explained. "It's actually quite a simple process."

"Give her back!" the Symbiote demanded. "I took her, she's mine now!"

"Oh, huh, we can understand you now!" Ash said. "That's neat! Hey, would you mind explaining how to translate your language?"

The only answer he got was a hissing sound, then the Symbiote used Venoshock and spewed out a whole lake of poison.

Nebby crouched down so as many humans and Pokémon as possible could get on his back, Gladion swapped out Silvally's Flying Memory for a Steel one, and Ash grabbed Zygarde to get them both into the air on Latios again before the hissing poison arrived.

"I guess we're going to have to fight," Ash decided, double-checking that all his Dragons were airborne. "Salazzle, don't set it off but it'd be nice to have some Pecha mist!"

"On it, boss," Salazzle confirmed, sending himself out and exhaling.

"Rock and Poison type," Lusamine murmured, from Silvally's back. "I… think that's the right type. It was so hard to think, but…"

"Requesting permission to handle this," Zygarde stated.

"Sure!" Ash agreed.

The dragon-dog jumped from Latios to Latias, and cleared their throat. "Ahem. Thousand Arrows."


Once Thousand Arrows had taken place, and with the Symbiote flattened into the floor, Silvally paced over through the Venoshock to look closely.

"That is the same one that attacked before, that I protected Lillie from," he said. "I recognize them."

"And none of the other Symbiotes… we should really learn their real name… none of the other ones are coming over to help this one," Ash pointed out. "I guess that means it's only really this one who's trouble… and they know that we can come and sort things out if there's trouble again! So we should head back home, now. Does anyone know the Steel-type Z-move poses?"

"Sorry, but is nobody else going to comment on this?" Lusamine's Salazzle said, pointing at Ash's. "He's a Salazzle! That is not a sentence I expected to ever say!"

Ash's Salazzle shrugged. "Eh, it is what it is."


Burnet looked up as an Ultra Wormhole opened, then started counting under her breath as a procession of dragons came through. Then Silvally, with her boss on his back along with her children – then Nebby, who came through last and closed the Ultra Wormhole behind him.

"That was impressively quick," she said. "You were only gone about fifteen minutes."

"I insisted we stay long enough for Ash's phone to take some readings," Lusamine said, then practically fell off Silvally as the Synthetic Pokémon touched down.

"Sorry," she added. "It's… been a day."

"So, what happens now?" Burnet added. "We definitely know where Ultra Wormholes come from, or some of them at least, and we know that Nebby can create Ultra Wormholes… what does that do to our direction of study?"

"I'll have to think about it," Lusamine said. "After I've had time to think, anyway."

She rested her hand on Silvally's neck. "And I think we really need to have that talk with Doctor Faba about what he's been doing without my approval…"

Arc went bing.

"I am finished," they said. "I considered several possibilities for how to fulfil the objective of: talk to Ultra Beasts, and I have decided on the ideal approach. Please check the home screen."

Ash did so.

"Oh, huh, a new app," he said, tapping it. "There's something about a learning curve?"

"Correct," Arc agreed. "This new language app will work to add translation based on known information. There is also a digital Hoothoot which provides helpful facts."

"A Hoothoot?" Ash's Rowlet asked, peeking out of Ash's bag. "Why not a Rowlet?"

"I decided it would avoid confusion," Arc explained.

"Oh, fair enough," Rowlet decided. "It might be confusing to have two Rowlets. Hi Solgaleo! Where did Cosmog go?"

"That's actually me," Solgaleo provided. "I evolved. Twice."

"Congratulations!" Rowlet said, perching in Solgaleo's mane, and evolved to Dartrix.

"Does that work on all Rowlet, or just yours?" Sophocles wondered. "They do charge up in sunlight…"

Ash was still looking at Arc's screen. "Oh, huh, so the Symbiotes are actually called Nihilego! That is a helpful fact, great work Arc!"

 


Notes:

This seemed like the obvious solution.

I'm not sure why in retrospect, but...

Chapter 31: Making things official

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The next morning, Ash woke up with Nebby sprawled at the foot of his bed, and chuckled.

"Morning," he said. "And good morning, Pikachu!"

"Morning, Ash," Pikachu replied, stretching. "Phew. That was a busy day, yesterday."

"And it will be a busy day today!" Rotom agreed.

"It will?" Nebby said, a bit groggily, then shook his mane out. "It will? What's going to be happening?"

"There is the wedding of: Professor Kukui and Professor Burnet this afternoon!" Rotom told them. "Did you forget?"

"I don't think we got told in the first place," Ash admitted. "Congratulations to them, then! I'll get my Pokémon to help out, they've got experience with helping with weddings!"

"I don't, but I'll help out too!" Nebby agreed, and turned to the door.

Looked down at himself.

Looked up at the door.

"Ash?" he asked. "Is it still okay if I ask you questions and things?"

"Of course it is!" Ash agreed. "What do you want to know?"

"Would it be better to go through the door by teleporting, by making Ultra Wormholes, or by just turning back into Cosmoem to fit through?" he asked.

"I think Ultra Wormholes might be overdoing it a bit," Ash advised. "But either of the other two would work fine!"

"Got it!" Nebby said, then reverted to Cosmoem and floated out through the door.

"I feel like Nebby probably could have worked that one out themselves," Pikachu mused. "But guessing wrong might have been bad for the structural integrity of the building, so… you know, no complaints or anything."


"This brings back memories," Lokoko said, watching as the wedding preparations took place – with an extra injection of enthusiasm from several members of Ash's team, who now Had Experience with that sort of thing.

Fortunately, they also Had Experience with not breaking something someone else had already set up, so it seemed to be going all right.

"So, what do you think?" she added, glancing at her wife. "Anything you need to get involved with?"

"Mostly no," Absol replied. "Ah, hold on a moment."

She cleared her throat. "Don't plug anything else into that socket, it'll damage the fuse."

"Huh, really?" Sophocles asked, then counted again. "Three, four… yeah, there are too many things plugged in. Thanks!"

"My pleasure," Absol said. "It's one of the nice things about being an Absol charged with managing safety… you get all the credit, and you don't need to do most of the inspections."

"It's wonderful to watch," Lokoko smiled.


"So, what's it like, having evolved?" Litten asked.

"Well, I can shoot out more leaves at once than before," Dartrix replied. "Downside, I'm bigger, so I don't fit in Ash's bag quite as well."

"Or at all," Litten countered, then reconsidered. "Actually, that is quite a big bag, and you do seem to compress well. Have you tested it recently?"

Dartrix nodded. "It was fun! My blade quills spring back into shape nicely, so-"

"Wait, they're called blade quills?" Litten interrupted. "That's a neat name. Do you have any other things with names that cool?"

Dartrix considered, raising a wing to his beak.

"...nope, don't think so," he decided.

"Well, blade quills are still neat," Litten summarized. "Actually, we should see if my being on fire means I can just ignore grass type moves… later, though, it might annoy the people here for the wedding."


"Ash, do you have a moment?" Lusamine said.

"Oh, sure," Ash replied. "I don't really know how to help out with getting things ready at this point, so I'm mostly waiting for the wedding itself. It was a lot easier when I knew both Pokémon involved, rather than knowing Kukui much better than Burnet."

"Fortunately, I do know them both," Lusamine replied. "Albeit, I know Burnet better than Kukui."

She sat down next to Ash.

"I've said thank you already, Ash, but I want to say it again," she said.

"It's what I'd do for anyone in trouble like that!" Ash replied firmly.

Lusamine nodded. "You know, I believe that," she said. "But, at the same time, I want to say thank you anyway. To you, and all your Pokémon, and to Nebby. And that's for helping my children, as well as for rescuing me personally."

"Thanks!" Nebby said, currently in his Solgaleo form again because there wasn't really anywhere sturdy enough to dangle from as a Lunala.

"There's something else I wanted to discuss, though," Lusamine went on. "I wanted to make sure I wasn't springing it on you as a surprise. You see… while we now know that a lot of the incidents we detected over the last few weeks were Nebby, and that the Nihilego attack was partly Faba's fault… the fact remains that there are Ultra Beasts that might come to our world, and that we might not be ready for them."

"That's definitely a good point," Pikachu said. "If Nihilego had come after just about anyone else, anywhere else, we wouldn't have known about it."

"So, how do we get ready for them?" Ash asked. "Is that something Nebby can do?"

"Sort of, though I don't think they're necessarily required," Lusamine said. "It depends if they want to get involved."

"Oh, I should mention," Ash realized. "Solgaleo is male and Lunala is female, while Cosmog and Cosmoem aren't either. So you can say he if Nebby's Solgaleo, and she if Nebby's Lunala. We talked about it last night."

"Thank you," the director said.

She looked across to where Gladion was, with all his Pokémon out – Silvally, Lycanroc and Umbreon – then back at Ash. "What I was planning on doing was forming a team of Pokémon trainers to respond when Ultra Beasts show up. Because that way the trainers know what they're getting into, they're already aware that Ultra Beasts might be hostile or just confused, they're in touch with us at the Aether Foundation to sort out the problem, and it would be very, very cool."

"Coolness is an important consideration, so long as it does not become coldness," Zygarde opined. "We do not want there to be too much Ice."

"Would you like to be part of that team, Ash?" Lusamine said. "I'm not announcing it until after the wedding, but I wanted to check with you first."

"Sure!" Ash agreed. "I'd love to help!"

"So would I!" Nebby declared.

"And me!" Mew said, zipping out of Ash's bag with a few blade quills dangling off his tail, then frowned and turned into an Alolan Meowth. "Whoops, forgot my disguise."

"You're still floating," Pikachu said.

"So?" Mew replied. "Alolan Meowth, of which I am totally one, can have Pickup. I'm just picking up myself. That's my story."

"Was that a Mew?" Lusamine asked.

"I thought so, too, but he says he's an Alolan Meowth," Ash said. "So… who knows?"

Nebby began giggling.

"But seriously, I want to check these ultra beast things out and see what I can learn," Mew added. "Should be fun!"


"So, did you think this was going to happen?" Burnet asked.

"When you say this," her new husband began. "Do you mean specifically or in general? Because I definitely thought something like this was going to happen in general once the Move Kahuna got to Alola."

He smiled. "Or, if you mean what happened between us… no, I had no idea. It's all been an adventure."

"I'll take that," Burnet replied. "But, actually I meant what happened yesterday. And what's still going on today."

She waved vaguely over at the other side of the wedding reception, where Ash and an Alolan Meowth were talking Nebby earnestly through how she could use Steel Wing. "I mean, really. How do you even cope with something like that?"

"I think you mostly have to learn not to mind about most of it," Kukui judged. "That's a guess but it's my story and I'm sticking to it."

He hummed. "Do you think it's okay to discuss work here? Or would you Block me from doing it?"

"I'll allow it," Burnet decided.

"What are you going to be doing about Ultra Beasts?" Kukui asked. "Is there anything?"

"Well, Lusamine already talked to me about something she has planned," his wife replied. "To be honest, she's so enthusiastic that I think it's good for her. I know she wasn't gone for long, but it must have been a nasty experience."

She sighed, then smiled. "But, well… I heard she wanted to ask Ash if some of his Pokémon wanted to evolve here, in Alola. She's got something planned for them… I've never seen her so enthusiastic."


About half an hour later, as Dragonite and Dragonite were clearing away the tables and chairs while Noivern hummed a song about clearing things up, Lusamine steepled her fingers and looked at the group in front of her.

"I spoke to each of you about the idea of the Ultra Guardians," she said. "I know you've only had a little while to think about it, but how did it sound?"

"It sounds like it'd be fun," Lana announced. "I'd need to check with my parents, just to make sure, but… it's helping out people and Pokémon in need. Or Ultra Beasts in need, if they're just lost. And that's important anyway, so it's the right thing to do."

"Right," Mallow agreed. "I need to check with my dad, myself, but I don't think he'll disagree about how important it is."

"How would it work?" was Kiawe's question. "Would we have to be there all the time?"

"Not at all," Lusamine said. "We'd want you to come to the base I'm setting up for coordination, but that's only when there's an alert."

"Do we get cool uniforms?" Sophocles asked.

"Why would I go to all this effort without doing cool uniforms?" the Director asked. "Of course there are cool uniforms. I'm trying to get some ride Pokémon lined up as well… actually, Ash, I wanted to ask."

"Oh, sure!" Ash agreed. "What is it?"

"How many Pokémon do you have who are, one, birds," Lusamine began. "And, two, can use the move Thunder in some way?"

Ash counted off on his fingers. "Zapdos is one… Noctowl knows it, so that's two… Swellow can turn moves into electric moves, does that count?"

"That's three," Lusamine replied.

"And I think Zekrom is an honorary bird," Ash concluded. "So that's four… oh! And Silver can use Thunderpunch."

"That sounds excellent," Lusamine decided. "If you could bring all five thunder birds to the base, that would be great."

"I'd like to join in," Lillie said. "What about you, Gladion?"

Gladion nodded.

"I'm sure Silvally wants to," he said.

"This is going to be so much fun," Lusamine declared.

"Wait, before I forget!" Nebby realized. "Ash, do you have a spare Pokéball? And is it something meaningful?"

"We are working on a Pokéball for Ultra Beasts," Lusamine contributed. "It's going to be keyed specifically to Ultra Aura. But that's not something available right now."

"Well, uh…" Ash frowned. "There's a Moon Ball and a Dusk Ball, both of those are to do with the night, but that might not really fit… maybe there's a Cherish Ball?"

"Ooh, hold on!" Mewowth said, and swiped at the air with her claws before jumping in and teleporting away.

"Was that an Ultra Space Meowth or something?" Sophocles asked.

Mewowth reappeared a moment later. "Got it!" he said. "I got one of these ready just in case – here, it's a Dream Ball!"

"I love that choice," Nebby said, unfurling her wings. "Let's do this!"


About half a minute later, Professor Oak looked up as a Legendary Pokémon materialized.

"Ah, good morning," he said. "Ash, I assume?"

"Luuu," Nebby confirmed with a nod. "Lalala!"

"Sorry, I can't understand you at the moment," Oak apologized. "If you're new to meeting Ash, I can give you the orientation?"

Nebby shook her head, then teleported back to Alola.

"Well, at least I don't need to get the slides out," Oak said cheerfully. "Now, the Exeggcute should be finished with their questionnaires…"

 

Notes:

Lusamine didn't like being controlled by that Nihilego, but a different sort of puppet is entirely okay with her.

Chapter 32: Grandfather not-using-claws

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Good morning, everyone!" Ash said. "So, I had to think a lot about when to put this lesson, but I think now is a good time. Do you remember when we visited Kanto last week?"

"That was only a week ago, yeah," Lana realized. "Wow."

"And you remember my friend Misty?" Ash went on. "That's because of a magic potion, which is meant to allow humans to understand Pokémon better – and it does, by letting them understand what it's like to be a Pokémon. It really helps out a lot!"

"Is that how you can understand what Pokémon say?" Kiawe asked.

Ash shook his head. "No, I learned that before I started my journey, I didn't encounter the witch who showed me this potion until I was on my third region. But it's still helpful – so for example I have a much better understanding of how you move on all fours now. It's not like walking on two legs, where there's just walking and running really – instead you've got different patterns of how you move your legs-"

"Ash," Pikachu said.

"Oh, right," Ash realized. "Thanks, Pikachu! So I don't know the exact details of how the potion works, my friend Serena does because she can make it and she learned a lot about it, but it sort of… turns you into what you'd be as a Pokémon, I think? And then you turn back when the potion runs out again."

Sophocles put his hand up. "When you say magic, do you really mean, literally, magic?"

"Well, it could be science," Ash conceded. "Or it could be psychic somehow. But the person who makes it calls it magic, and Serena learned a lot of what she called magic, so it probably is magic!"

He rummaged around in his pocket, and brought out a thermos. "I made sure I had enough, so everyone can give it a go if they want. You don't have to, though!"

"What Pokémon would I end up as?" Lillie said.

"I bet it'd be a great one!" Snowy yipped.

"It's actually quite hard to tell in advance," Ash replied. "There's a lot of Pokémon! And usually you end up with something that fits you really well, but it's not always something you could work out in advance. Sometimes it's not even something that makes sense until you find something out later, like how my friend Dawn was a Plusle and that only properly made sense when we found out that there's someone else who looks just like her and who's a Minun. Right?"

"I think so," Lillie agreed. "So there's no real way to be sure unless we try it?"

"Uh," Sophocles said. "I wondered about that, but is that why you and Pikachu looked at me and tried to work something out? Before you went and found Charjabug?"

"Yeah, if you'd been your Charjabug that would have been neat, but it didn't seem likely to me," Pikachu shrugged. "I'm not apologizing if it turns out you would work as a Charjabug, though – if Ash had turned out to be a Pikachu then that wouldn't mean I'd have to leave, or anything."

"Right!" Ash confirmed. "So, who wants to try some?"

"I have no idea how to record this information!" Rotom said.

"I do," Mallow replied. "I'd like to see what happens."

"Great!" Ash said.

Rotom thought for a moment, then made a split screen appear where one side showed the pupils, and the other side a set of question marks.

"I will record this under observational data," the Ghost-type asserted.


"Huh," Mallow said, a minute later. "Chikorita. That's weird… I don't know what I expected, though, so…"

She shrugged.

"It feels so strange to see a Pokémon talking in a human voice, especially a familiar one," Steenee admitted. "Why isn't she speaking in Chikorita?"

"That's getting a bit into the lessons we'll be doing later, but it's because language is something you learn," Ash said. "Mallow's getting used to a differently shaped mouth, so her accent is a bit different, but apart from that she's just speaking in the same language she already knows. She doesn't forget all that just because she's changed body, like how she doesn't learn a Pokémon language instantly… that's why Lokoko's here today."

"I should try some, see what I get," Kiawe decided, then.

"Yeah, I want to see what I end up as," Lana agreed.

"What kind of Pokémon have people ended up as?" Kukui asked. "Is there any rule to it?"

"Not so you'd notice," Ash replied. "There's been, Absol, Nosepass, Vaporeon, Snom, Plusle, Minun, Zoroark, Kecleon, Keldeo, Buneary…"

"Isn't Keldeo a Legendary Pokémon?" Lana said. "Wow, there really isn't a pattern."


Before long, everyone in Ash's class had taken the potion – including Ash, though he'd done it before turning up – and there was only Professor Kukui left.

"Hmm," he said. "So, what do you think each of these tells you about yourself?"

Lana examined her feathers. "Well, Quaxly is a Water type, and apart from that I don't really know," she admitted. "It feels funny to have wings, especially because I can pick things up with them now… am I one of those water types that can breathe underwater, or not?"

"Probably best not to test it," Ashbsol said. "But, hmm…"

He checked Ibid. "Maybe it's because you get on well with Popplio, and she likes performing? Quaxly's evolutions like performing as well, so that could be it."

"It could," Lana said, considering.

"And I think you called this one, right?" Togedemaru asked, pointing at her trainer. "Boltund, I mean."

"Being on all fours is weird," Sophocles said.

"Growlithe for Kiawe… I have to admit, I don't get that one," Mallow frowned, scratching her head with a vine. "At least not in detail. But there's all kinds of things to say about why Lillie is a Togetic."

Then she noticed she was scratching her head with a vine, fell off the table, and Steenee caught her.

"That's actually a good chance for me to talk about something," Ash said. "See, sometimes someone turns into a Pokémon that can evolve, or has evolved, and what Lily says – that's the witch – is that based on asking around she thinks that the Pokémon that humans magically turn into depends on who they are, and so evolving is the same thing as changing something about themselves. My friend Iris is a Zoroark, not a Zorua, and it might be because her realization was about connecting properly with her Excadrill and it had already happened before she took the potion. But it's hard to be sure!"

"So, uh… how long does the potion last?" Kiawe asked. "We could have trouble taking notes like this."

"Oh, it usually lasts a few days," Ash answered. "There is a version that goes the other way, though, that reverses it."

"Phew," Kiawe sighed. "I was worried…"

Then Kukui turned into a Hawlucha.

"That's a weird one," Lillie said. "I would have expected you to turn into an Oranguru or something, Professor."

"Uh, yeah, no idea why this one happened," Kukui agreed.


The next morning, when she got back to school, Mallow sat down next to Lana.

"That was such a weird night, last night," she said. "Even though I'd only been a Chikorita for a few hours, I kept reaching for things with the vines I didn't have any more."

"I didn't have that, at least," Lana replied. "Though I did get a bit wobbly at one point… but we were mostly worried about Harper and Sarah, they got lost… fortunately they were saved by a Pokémon, but they couldn't tell us anything about it."

"Really?" Mallow asked. "Nothing?"

"Well, not quite nothing," Lana amended. "Apparently it was 'big', and 'nice', and gave them some berries."

"Berries…" Mallow repeated, frowning. "Something about that is familiar, but I can't quite remember it."

"Now you say it, I know what you mean," Lana realized. "But how can we work out what we're missing?"


"Sure, we can help!" Ash agreed. "So, what kind of berry was it?"

He sent out Salazzle.

"Afternoon, boss," the Poison-type said, with a nod. "Something up?"

"I wanted to see if there was anything special about the berries Lana's sisters got given," Ash explained. "What were they like?"

"Rounded, and red," Lana answered. "With a stalk. And there was a sort of spiky bit at the bottom, the other side from the stalk… apparently they were mostly bitter and a bit sweet?"

"Hmm," Salazzle said, rubbing his chin. "Try this?"

He waved his tail.

"That's Haban Berry," he explained.

Mallow gasped. "That's – I remember that smell! Remember Grandpa Forest, Lana?"

"Oh, yeah!" Lana said. "Wow, it's been years, but you're right – it must be! That must be who my sisters met!"

"Who's Grandpa Forest?" Ash asked. "Is that an older version of the junior Pewter Gym Leader?"

"What?" Mallow asked. "Who would… why would you think that?"

"Because it could happen!" Ash replied. "My friend May once travelled back in time and had to make it snow so she could make it so that things had happened the way that to everyone else they'd always happened, if I remember that right, it was a while ago, but May obviously came from the world before everything had changed so she remembered differently."

"Am I done?" Salazzle checked. "Because if I am I'm going to go and make myself some pancakes."

"I think that should be fine, yeah," Ash agreed.

"Grandpa Forest is a Pokémon," Lana said. "And I don't think it was an older Pokémon version of Forrest from the Pewter Gym, but I don't remember what it looked like so… I can't actually rule it out."

Mallow gasped. "Wait, wait! If you can bring Lokoko, Ash, we can go and say thank you to Grandpa Forest for saving us, and for saving Lana's sisters too!"

"That sounds like it'd be really polite!" Ash agreed.

Nebby flew over from the nearby trees.

"I was having an afternoon nap," she said. "But I heard what Salazzle was saying, and then I heard what Mallow was saying, and I'd like to come along!"

She landed with a crunch on the sand of the beach. "That's okay, right?"

"Well, you are only a couple of weeks old," Ash agreed. "So it's important to get adventures in!"

"...I just imagined what it would be like if I met Pichu and Pichu while you were around, Nebby," Pikachu said. "I'm not sure if I want to panic or not."


Looking for Grandpa Forest wasn't something that Lana and Mallow had never done before. They'd tried looking many times in the past, partly because they were curious and partly to say thank-you, but no matter how hard they tried they'd never come across the whatever-Pokémon-it-was again.

"Maybe what we need to do is to get lost," Lana wondered. "That way Grandpa Forest might turn up and help us out?"

"If you want to do that, you're with the right trainer," Lokoko chuckled. "But, hmm… it might work."

"I've got an idea," Nebby said. "I'm a Ghost-type right now, right?"

She landed, and furled her wings. "That means I should only hit other objects when I want to! So I can fly through and search the whole forest without actually hitting any trees!"

"That could work!" Ash agreed. "It might still be hard to see this Pokémon, though, especially as you're not sure what it looks like… but maybe that's what we can do when we get closer. For now, Lycanroc and Litten can help! So can you, Zygarde, if you want to."

"Ah, I see," Zygarde realized, as both the other Pokémon Ash had named came out of their Pokéballs. "Finding a source of Haban Berries as a useful starting point."

They nodded. "That is a good plan. It makes scents."

"Ow," Mallow said, wincing. "Did you have to do that?"

"Do what?" Zygarde asked innocently. "Woof."

"You know what she means," Litten snorted. "Okay, Haban Berry… I guess that's whatever Salazzle waved around you before… right, let's go looking, Lycanroc."

"Yeah!" Lycanroc agreed. "Hmm, I wonder if I could get Salazzle to touch up my scent a little… there's probably something that compliments it."

Shaking that thought off, they began sniffing for a fresher source of Haban Berries.


"And… just through here," Nebby finished, swooping overhead through the trees and guiding them around a turn.

The trainers followed, then both girls stopped in their tracks.

"That's them!" Lana gasped. "Grandpa Forest!"

"That's a Drampa," Ash recognized. "I think the last time I saw one is when that's what Iris's Zekromreshiramandkyurem came out of their Pokéball as."

"Iris's what?" Steenee asked, as Mallow hurried forwards to say hello. "I've never heard of that Pokémon."

"Yeah, that's because they're actually three Pokémon but when they come out of their Pokéball it's as one Pokémon," Ash clarified.

"Important information has been obtained," Zygarde stated. "Drampa is hugging Lana and Mallow. This therefore means that as a Dux I have a report to deliver."

They sat down.

"What kind of report?" Nebby asked, dropping to the floor and switching to Solgaleo. "Is it something important?"

"I think Zygarde's mostly focusing somewhere else," Ash told him.

"Oh, right, of course," Nebby realized.

Then a Hyperspace Hole appeared, and King Dragonite came through.

"Hello!" he said, waving. "I wish to grant you a royal medal for services to helping small children get home. Is chocolate acceptable?"

"I've heard of chocolate," Drampa replied. "Do you think I'd like it?"

"I'm going to assume probably yes," King Dragonite decided, then patted Drampa on the head and gave him a hug. "It's wonderful to meet you! I am a big fan of hugging dragons in all their shapes!"

 

Notes:

The bit about evolving is one I thought it'd be best to have explained in canon.

Chapter 33: Pokemon ICY

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"I just want to check, Ash, are you sure this is the best way to do it?" Kukui asked. "It'll definitely work, I just want to make sure."

"Yeah, I think it's fine," Ash decided. "Right, Nebby?"

"Right!" Nebby agreed, nodding firmly. "I need practice at making Ultra Wormholes!"

"In that case, let's get moving with Agility!" Kukui said.

He turned to the class. "All right, everyone! We're going to Mount Lanakila today, and Nebby's agreed to give us a lift! Mount Lanakila is the tallest mountain in Alola, and it's on Ula'Ula island. It's also where the egg that hatched into Snowy was found, so for at least one of our little group it's going to be like going home."

"That sounds nice," Snowy said.

"And, while we're there, we'll be learning about several things," Kukui told them. "Firstly, there's how to stay warm in cold environments – and don't worry if it takes a while, we've got things set up for that. Then there's the difficult things about moving and battling in the cold, but once that's done we'll be doing something else entirely."

He twirled his finger in the air. "We'll be doing a Sled Jump tournament!"

"I've heard of that, but I've never actually done one before," Kiawe admitted. "Huh, I wonder which of my Pokémon would be better at helping with that…"

While he wondered, Ash was checking Zygarde's cold weather gear, then stood up and turned to Nebby.

"You've got Sunsteel Strike ready, right?" he checked, getting a nod, and slotted the Solganium Z into his Z-ring. "Let's go!"

He struck the Z-move poses for the Steel-type, and Nebby blew a hole in the universe.

"Hmm," he said, peering through and sniffing. "Yes, I think that's going to the right place."

Mallow put her hand up. "I know it's obvious, but I want to point out that in our old classes we didn't make wormholes for school trips. It meant we had to actually go there."

"What a massive waste of time," Nebby said, flicking his tail. "If you're going somewhere for the journey, that's all right, but if you're going somewhere for the destination it's all kinds of boring at once!"

"Hey, it's not all kinds of boring," Ash pointed out. "Just some!"

"Oh, yeah," Nebby agreed, then lay down. "All aboard!"


"Okay, so, it's cold!" Ash told them, as the class leaned back against the massive white flank of their friendly neighbourhood Solgaleo for warmth. "And that's something you need to think about, first for yourself and second for your Pokémon. For you, it's because it's easy to lose track of how much energy you're using in the cold, especially if you're not wrapped up warm… but what you really don't want to do is work hard and then stop, because that means you sweat and then all that water gets really cold."

He patted down the cold weather clothes he was wearing. "My friend Dawn's mom got me these back when I visited Sinnoh, which was really nice of her, but it's always worth thinking about. And it's usually best to make sure you've got at least one Pokémon with you that doesn't mind the cold much for one reason or another – that way, if you get in trouble, your Pokémon can help you out."

"And there's lots of reasons why a Pokémon might not mind the cold," Lokoko said.

"Exactly," Ash agreed. "There's lots of reasons, but you can't just assume any Pokémon won't have trouble with the cold. Ice-types are almost always great at coping with it, while Fire-types are usually warm enough to handle themselves unless it's really, really cold or they're quite small, but even with them you need to think about it. Pay attention to the Pokémon you have with you and make sure you know if they're struggling… and that goes double for Pokémon like Grass or Dragon types, because they're weak to ice. A lot of Pokémon of any type are able to cope in most weather better than you are, if they're in good shape, but never take it for granted."

Ash sent out Croconaw, who did a bow. "Now, if you're going to battle somewhere it's cold, there's a few things to watch out for. First, your Pokémon can end up tiring out faster than normal… secondly, there's usually snow, and if you can't tell what's underneath the snow that could cause problems. You don't want your Pokémon to run into a rock hidden under the snow by mistake."

Lana winced. "Yeah. Ouch?"

"And one of the things it's especially important to look out for is ice," Ash said, as Croconaw began dancing around away from Pikachu's zaps. "Croconaw here is paying a lot of attention to what Pikachu's doing, but he's deliberately not paying attention to the ground, so-"

Croconaw's foot came down on a patch of ice, and he slipped. Being Croconaw, he twisted in mid-air to turn it into a Triple Axel, and came down on one knee with both arms spread.

"Tada!" he announced.

"Right," Ash agreed. "Slipping on ice is something you can recover from, or cope with, but you need to know it might happen. Because Pikachu's in mid-air he doesn't have to worry about it, but if it was colder he might need to worry about the water in his Surf-board freezing during the battle."

He nodded at Kiawe. "It's especially something Fire-types need to watch out for in really cold weather, because they can melt something and it can freeze over during the battle itself. At the same time, watch out, because melting ice can make something get less stable, and you really don't want to be inside an avalanche…"


Once the talk about the cold and snow was over, and everyone was dressed up in their warm weather gear, the Sled Jump training and competition could get started.

"I hope we're going to see some great Sled Jumps today," the Sled Jump Master said. "There's a prize for the first place!"

"How do you enter this competition?" asked a voice from next to him. "Hoopa wishes to know if you are discriminating against Hoopa! Or Pokémon."

"It's a Pokémon Sled Jump Competition," the Master replied, looking to his left. "Why? Do you want to take part?"

"Hoopa wants to take part!" Hoopa agreed. "Hoopa wants to take part in a very specific way. Vicariously!"

Hoopa took a ring off their horn. "Allez Hoopa-ring!"

Gold poked their head through another Hoopa-Ring. "You did remember to ask if they were interested first, right?"

"Hoopa did something like that," Hoopa answered. "Hoopa assumes."

"Well, they'll have to go in the queue like everyone else," the Master decided. "Let's see who's first."


"Let's go, Pikachu!" Ash said, pushing off. "Remember, we need a big boost to get a good jump!"

"Got it!" Pikachu replied, cheeks sparking. "Hey, why don't we make it even bigger!"

"Sure!" Ash agreed, getting out his Z-ring. "Ready?"

Pikachu's cheeks sparked, while behind Ash Marshadow quietly dove out of the sled.


"Oh, and that's definitely an impressive performance!" the Master said. "That's the best jump time I've seen in forty years!"

He shaded his eyes. "It's a shame it went backwards."

"Hoopa is already amused and that is a bit that Hoopa did not even help with!" Hoopa announced, opening another Hoopa-ring to get some popcorn. "Oh, and it looks like Regigigas and Regice are next!"


Five minutes later, everyone sort of mutually decided to just skip Regigigas for now.

Lillie went next, and Snowy used a combination of Hail and her new Aurora Veil to create a rainbow-coloured swirl around the two of them. That was followed by a Powder Snow, managing to help them land just right, and they slid to a halt in a cloud of snowy mist.

"That was great!" Lillie told Snowy, rubbing a glove along her back. "It reminded me a bit of that project with the Contest performance we did before."

Snowy yipped, then they listened to the Sled Jump Master, who said that it was an excellent use of a technique he'd seen people using for fifty years.

"Oh," Lillie sighed. "Well, I hope we do well anyway."

"Piix!" Snowy said, with a firm nod.


"Oh, hi Ash!" Iris waved, behind Regigigas. "I didn't realize you were here. Are you next?"

"We already did our run," Pikachu replied, shaking his head. "Oh well."

"Yeah, it's just something to work on," Ash said. "I'm not in the queue, so you should go ahead."

"Huh," Iris frowned. "Shouldn't you be down there, though?"

"No, turns out our boosted Z move is a bit harder to aim than we were expecting," Ash replied. "My jump didn't go great."

"It happens," Iris said. "It took me two tries to beat the Striaton Gym because I forgot to be ready specifically for Cilan, you know how it is… the Vertress Conference is coming up soon and I'm only one badge short!"

She sent out Zekrom, then recalled him, then sent out a Dragapult.

"All three of us this time," one of the Dreepy said, and Iris recalled them before trying again.

This time she got White Kyurem, gave a thumbs-up, and jumped into the back of the sled.

"Let's go!" she said. "Ice Burn on my mark!"


"I haven't seen such a good combination attack of two different elements in sixty years!" the Sled Jump Master enthused. "And who's this coming next?"

"Oh, Hoopa arranged this one!" Hoopa said. "Just like Hoopa arranged the last one. Hoopa got Calyrex involved, and so Calyrex went to get the perfect Pokémon to partner with for an ice competition!"

"That is not Glastrier, though," Gold objected. "That is Spectrier."

"Yes, Hoopa has been unreliably informed Glastrier was busy," Hoopa replied. "And here they go!"

Calyrex swept their arm across as the sled, with Spectrier on top, with Calyrex on top, slid down the slope. There was a sort of grim neigh, and then a hundred tiny ghosts appeared and carried Calyrex, Spectrier and the sled upwards on an entirely different trajectory to the way they would have gone without the move.

And out of the stadium.

And off into the distance.

"I don't think I've seen anything quite like that happen in ten minutes," the Master judged. "Not since that kid with the Pikachu did his run."


"I don't think that worked," Kiawe decided. "It was a great idea, but… yeah, the execution kind of suffered."

Turtonator shuffled on his feet, which was in danger of turning into a stagger followed by a faceplant, because he'd been spinning upside down on his shell again.

"Not your fault," Kiawe assured him, then they watched as Gladion took his turn.

"Whoa," Sophocles gasped, as a beam of ice flashed out from Silvally – then solidified into an icy rail that the sled went grinding along. "What was that?"

"That's Multi Attack," Lillie explained. "It's Silvally's special attack, it depends what Memory he has installed. I think Ash's phone once said it was like a… judgemet? I think that's the way they said it."

The Sled Master told everyone that that was the kind of thing he'd last seen ninety years ago, and Nebby looked confused.

"I don't even recognize the guy who's up next," Lana frowned. "Any of you?"

Mallow shook her head, but Nebby took off with a sweep of her wings and teleported.

She was back with Ash a few seconds later, and he waved. "Hi, everyone! How do you think it's going?"

"It's an experience," Kiawe decided. "Fun, kind of. Who's that guy up there?"

"Oh, that's Nolan," Ash answered. "And, yeah, he's using his Articuno…"


"Well, this was a spectacular performance!" the Pokémon Sled Jump Master said, once everyone had had their go. "I've not seen such a great combination of moves in a hundred and forty years!"

"A hundred and forty years? Hoopa wants to know where you get your skin cream," Hoopa said, distracted.

"I judge that the winner is Kahuna Hala!" the Master went on. "And he wins this ninety-nine-year-old sled!"

Then Regigigas sped past on Regice and did an absolutely flawless 5,040 degree spin ending in a three-point landing.

"Was there a move there?" Kukui asked.

"I think one of them used Gravity," Ash replied. "It's just a guess but I think that's how they hung in the air for twenty seconds!"

 

Notes:

Well, it's the right season for it, in the northern hemisphere anyway.

Chapter 34: Supermarionation

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"...really useful about it," Ash was saying, "is that Noctowl's illusions don't get broken if he's hit. That's different from a Zorua and Zoroark, for example, and it means that Noctowl can fake being another Pokémon for an entire battle if he's careful. He could even fake being two different ones if he goes back in his Pokéball for a break in the middle, but that's tricky because people might end up thinking you used more than the normal number of six Pokémon. Or however many it is in that battle."

Sophocles' hand went up.

"Are battles with less than six Pokémon normal, if you have six?" he asked.

"It depends, but they're common," Ash replied. "So in a gym battle sometimes they'll keep it to fewer Pokémon on both sides to make it a better test, and so that the gym leader's team doesn't get wiped out too fast if a few strong challengers come through. In Pokémon Leagues they save time by not having every single battle be six Pokémon a side, and it's just the final rounds that are like that – that sometimes makes the League less than half as long as it would be otherwise. And when people meet in the wild they don't usually battle down to the last Pokémon because otherwise one of them might have to rush straight back to the Pokémon Centre… or just not be able to do the next battle they get a chance for! So it varies."

There was a beeping sound, and Ash looked towards the side wall. "Huh?"

Half-a-dozen pictures had been hung up there, one for each student in the class and another for Ash, and the eyes were all flashing.

"Oh, no," Lillie sighed. "Mother went there."

"Ah!" Kukui realized. "This is the alert that the Ultra Guardians are needed! Everyone go and stand by their picture, and any Pokémon you have should go over… there, I think."

He pointed to a corner of the classroom.

Noctowl returned himself, and after a minute of shuffling around everyone was in their spots.

"Right," Kukui went on, checking a sheet of paper attached to the desk, then pressed a button. The sections of floor underneath the pictures all descended with a whirr, and music started playing.

"Really?" Lillie said, sounding like she was trying to decide whether to sigh or giggle.


Five minutes later, all six of the Ultra Guardians – and their Pokémon – were in snazzy new uniforms and deposited in an underground base.

"Wow!" Kiawe said. "This is amazing! Your mom did all this, Lillie?"

"Apparently she did," Lillie agreed.

"I know we're members of the Ultra Guardians now, but what are we supposed to do?" Lana asked, then a screen came on. "Oh!"

"Welcome to the Ultra Base, Ultra Guardians," Lusamine said from the screen. "And thank you all for agreeing to join the special team intended to find and solve Ultra Beast problems. It's helpful if you think of yourselves as an Ultra Beast Rescue Team as much as anything else."

"A rescue team," Ash repeated. "Right, I get it."

"Aren't you going to say international?" Lillie checked.

"Well, if any Ultra Beasts appear outside Alola, of course you'd have to be an International Rescue Team," Lusamine said firmly. "So I won't rule it out."

"You're enjoying this a lot, aren't you?"

"Immensely," Lusamine confirmed. "Ash, how many of your thunder birds do you have with you? All the Pokémon taking part in the Ultra Guardians are going to get badges that will let us keep track of them while on operations, and signal if they're in trouble, but those ones are getting special numbered ones for… no particular reason."

"I've got Noctowl," Ash volunteered. "And Zapdos, too, I was going to have Noctowl show how he can battle like Zapdos."

"Then please give Noctowl the five badge, and Zapdos the two badge," Lusamine requested. "Clefable will bring the badges in in a moment. As for Ultra Guardian operations in general, there's medical equipment for all of you and some Beast Balls for Ultra Beasts. Again, Clefable will bring them in."

"So, where are we going?" Mallow said. "Or, are we going somewhere? Is this just to make sure we know about the base?"

"There is an Ultra Beast incident going on," Lusamine confirmed. "And you'll be getting there by Ride Pokémon. Each one of you has already had one assigned, but we can change that around a bit if you want… Ash, that means there might be one spare, if you've got Zapdos with you."

"No, it's fine," Ash replied. "Pikachu can use that one! So, where is this Ultra Beast, and what is it?"

"We don't have any good pictures yet, but it appeared in Melemele Meadow," Lusamine told them. "It doesn't seem to be acting aggressively, but apparently it lifted up a car and… the report says posed with it."

"Let's get going!" Kiawe decided. "We'll go rescue that Ultra Beast, or people from the Ultra Beast, or possibly both!"


Downstairs, Clefable handed out their equipment and pointed each of the Ultra Guardians to their respective Ride Pokémon. Sophocles had a Metang, Mallow was paired with a Flygon, Lana got pointed at a Dragonair, Lillie (to Snowy's delight) had an Altaria, and Kiawe's Charizard waved hello.

"Huh, I guess that makes sense," Kiawe admitted, swinging astride his Fire-type. "So, Pikachu gets the Garchomp?"

"What about-" Garchomp began, then took a step back as Ash sent out Zapdos – already equipped with her 2 badge – and began fitting her harness. "Whoa, um, okay."

"Nice to meet you," Pikachu said, waving. "I've worked with a Gible before. Word of warning – if I'm about to use a really big Electric attack I'll jump off you, that's intentional."

"No, no, that's a common misconception, I'm immune to electricity," Garchomp said. "I know we can fly, unlike Gible, but we're still Ground and Dragon."

"Pikachu's right," Ash replied, as Zapdos tried not to snigger. "My Gible can fly, and Pikachu's electrocuted Ground types before. He even taught Zapdos and Raikou how to do it!"

"What is your team," Garchomp asked.

"Ultra, obviously," Zapdos replied. "That feels like it's on right, Ash."


Not far from Hau'Oli city, half-a-dozen Exeggutor stood to attention along the banks of a river.

A concealed light flashed, and the Exeggutor all bowed down away from the river. Then seven Ride Pokémon came bursting out of the nearby waterfall, one by one, led by a Zapdos and tailed by a severely baffled Garchomp.

"This is the best thing," Lusamine declared, watching the whole scene from her monitor on the Aether Paradise.


"Okay, we're nearly there," Ash said, checking Arc's screen just to be sure. "Hmm… Director Lusamine, are you getting this?"

"Well guessed, Ash," Lusamine replied. "Yes, I've got several camera feeds. We're just about to get a good picture of Melemele meadow now."

Zapdos banked around, leading the others as they rose over the treetops, and Ash pointed. "There!"

"Got it," Lusamine confirmed. "Designating this new Ultra Beast as UB-Expand."

"Why Expand?" Lana asked, as her Dragonair flew closer. "I understand why the Nihilego was Symbiote, but Expand?"

Zapdos flared her wings, touching down, and Ash patted her in thanks before getting off. "I guess maybe it's because it's got lots of muscles?"

That was an understatement. The Ultra Beast had four legs and a pair of wings, plus a proboscis, but that was almost an afterthought compared to a pair of massive arms and an enormous upper body, like a Machoke turned up far past normal.

"Buzz!" it announced, posing.

"Any ideas, Ibid?" Ash said.

Ibid changed into a miniature version of the Ultra Beast.

"It communicates through muscular poses," he said. "The meaning is unclear, however."

"Working on it," Arc stated.

Ash's Litten sent herself out.

"Hmm," she said.

"Buzz!" the Ultra Beast stated, striking another pose.

"Weird flex, but okay," she decided. "It's something about… being confused?"

"Okay, so… we're here now, and we're just looking at a Pokémon I've never seen before," Garchomp said. "Striking weird poses?"

"Yeah!" Ash agreed. "We're trying to work out how to communicate! Because that's always the first step if a Pokémon isn't being aggressive."

The Ultra Beast made struck a different pose, this time with one arm up and the other pointing at Charizard, and Litten made a worried noise.

"I think that was something about being hungry?" she said. "It's a really bizarre dialect."

"How exactly are you able to understand any of-" the Ride Metang began, but then the Ultra Beast sprang forwards with their proboscis extending.

"Pikachu!" Ash called, and Pikachu used Thunder. The result was a bang that knocked his opponent back, and Ash's two Electric-types exchanged glances.

Then Zapdos took off, wings snapping and crackling with electricity, and Pikachu blasted Zapdos to power her up. She sent a Thunder Curtain down, forming a complete circle of lightning bolts around the Ultra Beast as it got upright again.

"Updated," Arc said, and Ash checked their screen.

"Oh, right, they're a Buzzwole!" he said. "Thanks, Arc… and their language is a mixture of poses and words, right…"

He crouched down, so Litten could see. "Does this help?"

"I can't actually read," Litten replied.

"That is all right," Arc stated. "I will read out the descriptions for you."


Five minutes later, they were more-or-less ready, and Ash and Kiawe were ready to make contact.

"Okay, here we go!" Ash said. "And… flex!"

"This really doesn't feel like how first contact should go," Sophocles admitted, as the other two boys struck synchronized poses.

"Yeah, that's good," Litten said. "Now the next one!"

Buzzwole watched through the thunder curtain that Zapdos was still maintaining, then struck a pose of their own. "Zwole! Buzz!"

"That means, um… that sounds bad (sarcastic)," Litten interpreted. "Then that next one is, I'll be sure to wait (sincere)."

"Great!" Ash decided.

"Well done, Ultra Guardians," Lusamine said. "We'll come over to reopen the Ultra Wormhole Buzzwole used and send them home."

"I've got a better idea!" Ash replied, taking the Dream Ball off his belt, and sent Nebby out. "How are you feeling at the moment?"

Nebby floated in place, a considering look on their starfield, then evolved to Solgaleo.

"Ultra!" he said. "Let's get this Buzzwole home!"


"That went well," Lusamine decided. "It's a pity that it didn't involve us deploying any hyper-advanced equipment, but you can't have everything."

"That's true," Burnet agreed. "Director, I do want to point something out, though… Ash has a Flying-type that's also a Fire-type, that can fly incredibly fast."

"That is a good point," Lusamine said. "Do they know Flash Fire?"

"No, but I think it's close enough," Burnet shrugged. "Fireflash, Flash Fire… you can't have everything."


As the Ultra Guardians left, their mission successful, a purple Ultra Beast made a sort of curious buzzing noise.

"Poiiiii," it said, deeply impressed by the tiny Pokémon that had done all the bright shiny electrical things.

Then it realized it had no idea which way they'd actually gone.

"Poi!"

 

Notes:

She might not be Jeff Tracey, but she's got most of the requirements.

Chapter 35: Royally Masked

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"And… three!" Ash said, slashing his hand down, and Dartrix sent a shower of half-a-dozen leafy feather-blades whipping out from his wings towards Litten.

The Fire-type dodged to the side, two of them hitting her anyway and prompting her to set herself on fire, and she skidded to a halt.

"How did you do that, exactly?" she asked. "That was weird."

"It's about firing a spread!" Dartrix explained. "I send some of them towards where you're going now, and some of them towards where you might end up if you change your mind."

He shrugged his wings. "I don't always guess right, but when I do it's a real hoot!"

"I'm now even more sure you do that on purpose," Litten grumbled. "Is that it for those tests?"

"That's right," Ash agreed. "Is there something you wanted to work on yourself, by the way?"

"Hmm," Litten said, considering. "I'd really like a chance to see where I'm aiming. I want to evolve, all the way, and it's been a while since I had a really good look at an Incineroar – or even a Torracat."

"Well, there is that Masked Royal guy who sometimes turns up on TV," Pikachu said. "He's got an Incineroar."

"Yeah, that would be good," Ash decided. "Maybe we can challenge him or something. You could take part or watch, up to-"

"Take part," Litten interrupted. "That sounds just like what I'm after!"

"Checking availability," Arc stated. "The Masked Royal is available at the Battle Royal dome tomorrow."

"Oh, yeah, that's that thing where…" Ash frowned, trying to remember. "Four Pokémon in one arena, and the last one standing is the winner?"

He crouched down. "Litten?"

Litten looked up attentively. "Yeah?"

"Don't take this as an insult, or anything," he said. "But I want to make sure you're okay with the idea that you might end up beaten. Maybe not even by Incineroar, depending on what the arena is like."

Litten nodded. "I get the idea, Ash," she said firmly. "This is so I can tell what I need to learn. If I win, great, but if I don't… I'll just have an idea of how much more chance there is for me to get stronger."

She shrugged. "That or we get contacted before the battle to learn what the kayfabe is. Either or."

"What's kayfabe?" Lycanroc asked.

"Oh, um… how to explain it," Litten began. "You know what Contests are, right?"

"Nope!" Lycanroc replied. "Not in any great detail!"

"Then… imagine if there was a battle, right?" Litten began.

"On it!" Lycanroc replied.

"But the people who were in the battle already knew roughly what was going to happen, who was gong to win, and what they were going to do," Litten went on. "It was scripted ahead of time."

"...no, I think you've lost me…"


Regardless of whether or not Lycanroc grasped the basic concept, they still wanted to come and watch what might or might not be a battle with kayfabe, and the next day Litten challenged the Masked Royal's Incineroar.

Then Ash did it on her behalf because that way it was easier to tell what was being said.

"Huh, it's funny to see a Litten again," the Incineroar mused, looking down at her. "Mostly just hard to believe I ever used to be that tiny."

"All right, we accept!" the Masked Royal declared. "But a Battle Royal has to have four competitors, not two! Who else will step into the ring?"

Fortunately, Kukui's class was there – it wasn't a school day – and Kiawe asked Turtonator and Marowak, before deciding that Marowak seemed more interested and entering her. For his part, Sophocles considered his own team and then said that he was much more sure that Charjabug could evolve than Togedemaru, so Charjabug should get some experience.

"It's sort of funny how many of our Pokémon are weak to an Incineroar," Lillie noticed.

Then the Battle Royal began, and Litten paced forwards.

"Shadow Bone!" Kiawe called.

"Charjabug, Discharge!" Sophocles commanded.

"Suplex!" Ash decided.

"What kind of move is suplex?" Sophocles asked, then watched as Litten did her level best to suplex Incineroar despite the drastic difference in size and leverage. "Wow, that's not a move I've seen before but it's pretty cool."

"A four way battle is hard to keep track of," Lycanroc decided, as they watched. "Even though all three of the others are focusing on Incineroar, it's not really a three on one battle. They all have to watch out for everyone else, and if one Pokémon has a big lead then they're more likely to focus on that one just to stop them being in a dominant position."

"Yeah, that's about what I think too – look out behind you!" Ash interrupted himself, and Litten dodged to the side while setting herself on fire. It sort of worked to give her a boost, but then Incineroar kicked her up into the air.

"String Shot Litten!" Sophocles said. "Reel yourselves together – now, let go and Discharge!"

Charjabug went off like an electrical bomb next to Incineroar, who grunted before shaking off the impact, and the Masked Royal pointed flamboyantly.

"Now, Darkest Lariat!" he said.

Darkest Lariat was aimed not at Litten or Charjabug, but at the easiest of the three Pokémon Incineroar was battling to actually Lariat in the first place. Marowak was by far the best choice for the move to target, being tall enough for Incineroar to hit with his arm, and the Dark-type slammed them both into the ground before twisting over to hold Marowak in a pin on top of him.

Litten cleared her throat, then jumped into the air.

"Corkscrew shooting star press!" she announced, and phased straight through Marowak to hit Incineroar underneath in what was presumably some kind of Flying Press equivalent.

"Ooh, nice," the Masked Royal declared. "Just what I was expecting from you! Incineroar, Bulk Up!"


"So, was that like you thought?" Ash asked, after the battle.

"Yeah," Litten agreed, nodding. "I think I need a better mobility move when I'm not battling alongside Lycanroc or someone like that, though."

She shook herself out, took a few steps, and fell over.

"It would be very helpful if I had a way to not be thrown through the roof," she added, a bit more indistinctly.


"Pay attention," Shaymintwo advised, and began trotting along.

"Right, so, move along the sand," Litten replied, with a nod. "Following you so far."

Shaymintwo's paws caught fire.

"Okay-" Litten went on, turning to keep Shamyintwo in view, then quickly found herself turning around as fast as she could just to keep the Grass-type in view. His flame-skating turned a wider and wider circle, and Litten wobbled a bit before sitting down firmly.

"Were you paying attention?" Shaymintwo asked, skidding to a halt. "I hope you were."

"I saw your paws catch fire, then after that it got a bit confusing," Litten admitted. "And now the world's spinning a bit."

"I guess learning it all in one go isn't working so well, so let's try something else," Ash suggested. "Dartrix, this is going to be a good test of your accuracy, too, actually."

"Is he going to his me with quills again?" Litten asked, as Dartrix perked up.

"Not really, but almost," Ash said. "What's actually going to happen is that you'll be hitting the quills, or going just past them. And Dartrix is going to be flying overhead, putting down markers for where you should be. If we get this right, it's going to be a new quill each time you pass the previous one, but if you're not going fast enough there's going to be several quills stuck in the sand."

"I think I get it!" Dartrix said.

"Then what about if we make it a race?" Shaymintwo asked. "That way Litten has extra encouragement."


About an hour later, Shaymintwo had S-ranked the course and begun doing it backwards, while Litten's time was steadily improving and Ash had moved her on to the next step – which was her setting herself on fire and running through each of the quills.

"Dartrix is doing great at getting the time right!" Ash said. "And you're getting faster every time, so let's see it again!"

Dartrix flapped his wing, sending a pair of quills out, and Litten started running.

She aimed right at her quill, set herself on fire, and ran through it just as Dartrix sent two more down. Another pair, and another, and Litten was actually managing to keep up with Shaymintwo.

Admittedly he was still going backwards, but still.

Then she lit herself up again to go through the next quill, and hit two at once.

"All right!" Ash said. "Great work, Litten, that's Flame Charge!"

"Phew!" the Fire-type said, skidding to a halt with relief. "That was not easy."

"Now let's try doing it in the air!" Ash added. "How do you want to get up there?"

Litten's ears flicked. "Well… I suppose I did ask for more aerial mobility, so I should have known this would happen…"

"Aha!"

The Masked Royal came over one of the nearby sand dunes. "I heard the sound of Pokémon Training, and I wondered if it was you!"

"Hi, Professor!" Ash replied.

The Masked Royal froze for a moment, then laughed. "What do you mean, Professor?"

"I didn't tell anyone back at the Battle Royal dome, don't worry," Ash said. "I didn't know you were a wrestler, but it made a lot of sense once I saw you doing it – it's like how Hawlucha wears a mask to separate the different parts of his identity, and it also makes sense of how we never really see your Pokémon team around the house because you don't want to associate the Masked Royal with yourself, right?"

He waved his hand. "Plus your aura's kind of familiar. And of course your Pokémon form when you took the potion was a Hawlucha, which was just confirmation. Anyway, it's great to see you!"

"...well," the Masked Kukui said. "I suppose I should have expected that from you, Ash… but I came to see how Litten was getting on, actually."

"We've got Flame Charge down, now we just need to test flying Flame Charge to give Litten aerial mobility!" Ash replied. "It's a lot like normal Flame Charge but you just do the boosting effect without being able to rely on paw movement… actually, Litten, if Incineroar's your rival, what about if he throws you into the air and your motivation is to get revenge?"

Litten's tail began lashing. "That would be good… though I think I'm about to test if cats really do land on their feet."

"I did have an idea about that," Ash replied, reaching for his belt. "Salazzle, can you make clouds of Lansat smoke? That way if Litten falls too fast she can ignite one and bounce herself off it…"

Incineroar sent himself out.

"Is this a bad sign for masked heroism?" he asked.

"I don't think it's a bad sign for masked heroism," Ash frowned. "People keep saying I notice things that they don't. But Litten also told us about something called kayfabe where people know the truth but don't talk about it, so that could work too…"


As it happened, at no point that evening did Litten get her Flame Charge rocket-boost right.

Torracat did, though, because apparently bouncing around between three different Lansat clouds in succession was good for her aerial ability or something.

 

Notes:

Ash is observant, if the thing which is to be observed matters.

Chapter 36: Language Lesson

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"All right, Torracat?" Ash asked, as the Fire-type turned up to lunch the next day.

"Yes, thank you," she replied, then set herself on fire to clean up before her meal.

"I'm starting to notice that's your solution for a lot of things," Lycanroc said, inspecting their plate, then crossing their eyes.

A rock cake slowly floated upwards.

"You're one to talk," Torracat replied.

"Oh, I'm not complaining," Lycanroc shrugged.

They took a bite out of the floating cake, chewed in a contemplative sort of way, then swallowed.

"I'm sorry, Ash, it turns out I don't like these," they said. "The floating thing is neat but it doesn't make up for the texture for me."

"No problem!" Ash told them. "I'll just send it to Snorlax, unless Salazzle wants it."

"I'll give it a go," Salazzle volunteered, and Lycanroc levitated the rest of the cake over to them.

"How did the visit go?" Ash added. "Unless you don't want to talk about it."

"Talking about it is fine," Torracat said. "I…"

She swallowed. "Maybe not? I… he was so proud of me."

"You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to, Torracat," Ash said. "Sometimes there are things where it's important to say them, but you don't have to force it if you don't want to. We know he's a beloved friend of yours."

Torracat nodded, swallowing, and Ash moved a bowl of food over to her.

"Dragonite left this with specific instructions it was for you," he explained. "Now… it's up to you guys, but does anyone want to help with my next lesson? Pikachu's going to be a really big help, but apart from that I can use just about anyone else…"


"Okay, everyone!" Ash began, about an hour later at the school. "So, today we're talking about talking!"

He grinned. "How Pokémon talk, that is. I'm not going to be able to teach you everything about talking, but I can definitely get you started! So, who do you think I'm going to be using for this demonstration?"

"Lokoko?" Lillie asked. "That would make most sense because she can translate Pokémon speech for us."

"Actually, no, I'm specifically not using her," Ash replied. "Anyone else?"

Nobody else quite got where Ash was going with it, and he held out his arm for Pikachu to run along. "It's Pikachu! That's because he knows how to speak two Pokémon languages, because of something that's a sort of quirk – all the bits of Pichu are in Pikachu. That's not the only one, too, because Azumarill has all the bits of Azurill and Marill in, and there's others too… but because Pikachu's who I've got with me, he's who we're learning this with."

"Oh, huh," Kiawe said, in a wondering voice. "How do you even notice that?"

"It's one of those things you spot if you pay attention, I guess," Ash shrugged. "Anyway, Pikachu, what do you call me?"

"Pikapi!" Pikachu said brightly.

"Exactly," Ash confirmed. "So that's what Pikachu calls me. There's three syllables in it, but you might have noticed something about it?"

This time it was Mallow who put her hand up.

"One of the syllables is ka, isn't it?" she asked. "That's the one that's not in Pichu."

"Exactly," Ash confirmed. "What would you call me in Pichu, Pikachu?"

"Pi-pipi!" Pikachu said.

"There, did you catch that?" Ash asked.

There were several head shakes.

"Again?" Ash asked, and Pikachu repeated both of them.

"So Pokémon language is all about tone and inflection and details of how the syllables are said," Ash explained. "The two pi syllables in my name are shared between both versions of it, but the closest fit for the middle syllable is ka, said ka, when Pikachu has the option of all three of them. Otherwise it's another pi syllable, with a little pause in front of it to change the sound."

"Wow," Lana said. "You must have amazing hearing."

"It's not all that hard, actually," Ash replied. "Well, uh… it took me a couple of years, but it took me longer than that to learn my first language so it depends how you think of it! And all Pokémon get it, too, even ones with Soundproof…"

He shrugged. "It does probably help that Mew taught me, because they could take all kinds of shape to help out and because Mew's natural dialect is all the same sound. Me-mwww-eew-me-eeew. But just listening to it you can tell there's a difference."

Snowy began giggling.

"I know, I said the same sentence twice," Ash agreed. "It's kind of funny how different they sounded, right? But if Pikachu says the same thing…"

"Pi, pikka-piii, pika-kaaapi!" Pikachu provided.

"They've got the same kind of pattern to them," Ash said. "Now, I know teaching you a whole language at once would definitely mean you were late home today, but what we're going to work on is your names. To start with, can everyone's Pokémon partner tell them what they're called? Then we'll swap around, and keep going until everyone's heard their own name from all the partners. After that it's time to start trying to recognize whose name is being said!"

"It still amazes me that you learned this before your journey even started," Mallow admitted. "Okay, uh… Steenee? How do you say my name?"


It took a while, but eventually everyone in the class did get to the point where they could recognize their own names when Pokémon said them.

Most of the time.

It was definitely something that was harder than Ash made it look, mostly because Ash made it look effortless, but after noticing that they were struggling a bit he did the starting example again switching between each of their names in Mew (courtesy of Ash), Dartrix (from Dartrix), Torracat (provided of course by Torracat), Solgaleo (via Nebby) and Togedemaru (which, confusingly, was the result of Zoroark's help).

As Dartrix said, it was all to do with Ash's school syllables, which earned him another suspicious look from Torracat.


The next day, there was a visit from Ilima – one of the previous graduates of the Pokémon School.

He said that what he wanted to talk about was Pokémon Ping Pong, a game that used a different style of skills from either Contests or Battles.

"Contests are great, don't get me wrong," Ilima explained. "They're a real demonstration of how creative a Pokémon and trainer team can be, and how they can craft that into a combination that shines forth and demonstrates their skill. And Battles, well, everyone knows how battles demonstrate skill, I think."

His Eevee nodded firmly. "You bet!"

"Er," Ilima blinked. "Pardon?"

"What is it?" Eevee asked. "Is something wrong?"

"You seem to be… speaking?" Ilima asked, waving his hand. "Don't get me wrong, I'm quite impressed, I'm just surprised."

"That's Lokoko," Ash provided helpfully. "She wasn't here yesterday because the lesson was about understanding Pokémon speech, but today she's back because it isn't."

"Oh!" Eevee realized. "So I get to talk to you? So Smeargle gets to talk to you as well? That's great!"

"It is," Ilima agreed. "But, um… right, I was talking about Pokémon Ping Pong."

He waved a hand in a flourish. "You see, with Pokémon Ping Pong, Pokémon and trainer work together, but it's all about precision and accuracy. Power barely matters, but accuracy, that's very important because what you want is to land the ball in just the right place."

"I took part in a Pokémon Ping Pong tournament once," Ash remembered.

"That doesn't really count as taking part, Ash," Pikachu pointed out.

"Why doesn't it count as taking part?" Lana said. "Did you get knocked out in the first round?"

"No, I just didn't really do anything," Ash explained. "I was on a team with Latias, but she's really good at Pokémon Ping Pong because of motion controls so I just gave her my spare bat and stood back. She won the competition by herself, really."

Eevee's ears were twitching in interest. "That sounds great!" the Normal-type said. "A rival!"

"I agree with Eevee," Ilima said. "I'd be interested to meet this Latias. What kind of Pokémon is she?"

"A Latias," Ash answered. "Oh, uh, maybe you're not familiar with that Pokémon… she's a childhood friend, actually, I met her before I set off on my Pokémon Journey. Hey, Ibid, can you see if Latias is awake?"

Ibid teleported away.

"Awake?" Ilima asked, looking at the window in case something had changed. "It's the middle of the day."

"Yeah, but it's morning where she lives," Ash replied. "I'm not sure how early morning, but depending on what time zone she was synchronized with she could either be up already or have only just got to bed…"

"I guess that makes sense," Ilima decided. "I know there's a huge time difference between here and Kalos."

Latias didn't appear in the middle of the classroom, but that was mostly because she was invisible. Her ping-pong bats did, though, and she waved one of them. "Hi!"

"Not many Pokémon can go invisible," Ilima said, then blinked as Latias decloaked. "Oh, right, now I remember. In hindsight, it was obvious… she's a Legendary Pokémon."

He rubbed his temples. "I actually forgot that that's the most likely explanation for any Pokémon you have. You'd think I'd remember, given how involved you were in the creation of the Giant Dog of Lumiose."

"I am always glad to hear of news of my theoretical cousin," Zygarde said, from where they were drowsing in the sunlight near the window. "Of course, the Lumiose Node passes it on anyway. Ouaf ouaf."

"So, what's this I hear about a ping pong tournament?" Latias asked. "I'll go up to bat for the honour of motion controls!"

"Oh, well, I'm sure Smeargle and I will have to show you the benefits of practical experience," Ilima replied. "In fact, why don't we demonstrate now? Then everyone else can take part, too – and then there's a tournament in a couple of days, so I can face my rival Ikari there!"


The series of games played at the school had a series of mixed but overall positive results.

Ash and Pikachu had a go, which worked out well for them overall because of their good teamwork, though Lana turned out to have a sharp tactical mind and eventually managed to score a point against them after a long-running rally. Then Mallow and Steenee pulled off a tricky Magical Leaf bounce against Lillie and Snowy, and Latias went up against Ilima and Smeargle in a blurring exchange of back-and-forth rallies and ball strikes that went on for several minutes and ended when Latias overdid it and the ball exploded.

Lokoko went next, going up against Sophocles, which resulted in a quick loss for her and a clarification that it wasn't actually sporting – or within the rules – to camouflage where the ball was.

"That's fair, I admit," Lokoko said, stepping back. "Perhaps I'll try with my tails next time… though that might curse the ball. I wonder what happens to a cursed ball?"

"They go in a match between Latias and Ilima!" Ilima's Eevee suggested, giggling.

"I think that's a good answer," Lokoko smiled.

Kiawe took part in the last of the sequence, with his Marowak alongside him, and lost almost immediately as a blazing serve went past both of them too fast for trainer or Pokémon to react.

"At last!" declared his cloaked opponent, somehow managing to do that while sniggering at the same time. "Finally, Victini! We've won something!"

"Are you in this class?" Kukui said. "I don't think I remember you from before."

"Of course you don't, Victini made an avalanche come down on top of us before the sled jump!" Kiawe's opponent declared.

"Hi, Darkrai!" Ash said. "How's Tobias doing?"

"We've been found out! Drat!" Dastardly Darkrai cursed, and stomped off.


That Sunday, at the Ping Pong tournament and at Latias' insistence, Ash entered with her as his Pokémon.

Latias promptly declared that this would let her find out which of her and Ilima was better at Pokémon Ping Pong without being interrupted by an exploding ball.

As it turned out, though, that didn't happen.

Nobody got to see Latias versus Ilima. Or Latias versus Ilima's rival Ikari, or for that matter Ikari versus Ilima.

There was a wide audience to watch as James (wearing a sundress, because it was a hot day) and Ambipom – mostly Ambipom – defeated all three in succession to win the whole tournament, though.

She seemed to have something of a natural talent for it.

 

Notes:

Ping Pong merrily on high.

Chapter 37: Poipole position!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"So today I thought I'd talk about Pokémon categories," Ash said. "There's a few related types of Pokémon, like owl Pokémon, and then there's some more closely related ones like Tiny Bird Pokémon. But because I've got Noctowl and Dartrix, we're going to start off with the wider category!"

He was about to continue, but the portraits by the side of the classroom started flashing.

"Oh, that's a shame," Kukui said. "I was interested in that one – next time, Ash?"

"Sure!" Ash confirmed. "I'll be sure to pick up where we left off."

He was already heading over to the lift that would take him down to the Ultra Guardians' base, and the students followed suit.


One ride later, and in their uniforms again, Lusamine appeared on the big screen.

"We detected some Ultra Aura a while ago," she said. "The signal wasn't very large, but we've been refining our scans, and we think we've narrowed down the area enough to send you out. Ash, do you have Zapdos with you?"

"No, but I do have Zekrom!" Ash replied. "Is he one, three or four?"

"One, I think," Lusamine answered, after some consideration. "Your Lugia is four, that one is obvious, but I wasn't sure which of Zekrom or Swellow should get one."

"It'd be ideal for me to get one!" Zekrom announced, coming out of his Pokéball.

"You should make a six badge for Ash's Raikou," Lillie suggested. "She's got optional wings and she's like a tiger."

"That's a very good point," Lusamine smiled. "I'll have to use that. Now, Ultra Guardians, ready for launch!"


The Ultra Guardians launched from their base, Zekrom leading the way, and as they flew Kiawe came alongside Lillie.

"Why Raikou?" he asked. "You seem like you know what she's getting at."

"She's a big fan, she showed both Gladion and myself the whole series when we were younger," Lillie replied. "The sixth one is actually a biplane… it's amazing what things stick with you."

She frowned. "Hold on. This looks familiar… are we just going down the beach?"

"I'll ask," Kiawe decided, and Charizard accelerated until they were alongside Zekrom instead. "Mr. Ketchum, are we going the right way?"

Zekrom rumbled something draconic, and Charizard gave the Legendary an extremely dubious look.

"What was that?" Kiawe asked, after a few seconds.

"Oh, Zekrom said that it wouldn't be ideal to go to the wrong place," Ash explained. "And Arc would tell me if we were going in the wrong direction, anyway.

They flew over Professor Kukui's house, with a shoom, then Zekrom circled and came down for a landing at a sandy inlet where waves broke over a sandbar and left the inner lagoon almost free from the waves of the wider sea.

"Kroooom," Zekrom considered.

"Huh," Ash decided, then raised Arc. "Hey, did Zekrom take a wrong turn? Director, are we close to where that signal is?"

"You're close, Ash," Lusamine replied.

"Then let's have a look around!" Ash decided. "Hmm…"

There was a thump-thump-thump as Lycanroc ran up, skidded to a halt, and jumped up at Ash.

Since it was Lycanroc, they didn't fall back down again, and just sort of floated there in mid-air as they Stealth Rocked their way out of having to do so.

"I thought that was you going overhead," they said, tail wagging. "Why are you so close? It's nice but confusing."

"We're looking out for an Ultra Beast," Ash explained. "Any idea where one might be?"

"Near the tree line," Arc said, a map appearing on their screen.

"Let's go, everyone!" Ash invited. "Be on the look out for that Ultra Beast!"


"Are we absolutely sure that's an Ultra Beast?" Sophocles asked, looking at the little purple Pokémon that was the result of their search.

"Poi!" the purple Ultra Beast said, waving. "Popoi-pole… poiii!"

It pointed at Pikachu. "Poi poi!"

"Any idea what that means, Arc?" Ash asked, then the Ultra Beast tackled Pikachu.

"That is not ideal!" Zekrom said, turbine lighting up, then had to shut their turbine down again in embarrassment when it turned out that the main thing the Ultra Beast wanted to do was to snuggle close to Pikachu.

"Poiii-poi!" they said, and Pikachu started giggling.

"I don't think this Ultra Beast is as unhappy as the other ones," Pikachu said. "Though maybe they're lost?"

"Let's see if Arc can work out a translation," Ash decided. "Does that sound like it'll work, Director?"

"That's as good a plan as any, Ash," Lusamine replied. "Maybe you can sort this out quickly once you can talk to them."

"So, what do we do in the meantime?" Kiawe asked. "We're out here instead of in class… is it bad that I just want to spend some time with the Ride Pokémon? I want to see how Charizard gets on with that Garchomp Pikachu uses."

"Oh, that would be nice," Lillie said. "Altaria, how does that sound?"

Altaria made a humming noise. "Fun!"

"I'll see if Lokoko's available," Ash decided. "Then… hey, Pikachu, what about teaching our new friend how to play Tag? Lycanroc, you and I can start it to show how it works!"


"I'm not entirely sure why this went the way it did," Lusamine admitted, taking a sip of coffee, and watching the view from the cameras.

Lana was having her Popplio blow bubbles in the air, and the Ride Dragonair was trying to balance as many as possible on their tail without having any of them pop. Then, right next to her, Mallow was trying to teach Flygon how to hover nose-down and tail-up, which meant starting with a flat hover and slowly pitching forwards a bit at a time, and Sophocles seemed to be playing chess with Metang.

She wasn't quite sure where they'd got the chess set.

Kiawe and Marowak were racing Garchomp up and down the beach, swapping Pokémon after every run, and all four of them seemed to be enjoying the competition. And Lillie and Snowy were just snoozing in the shade, curled up in Altaria's fluffy wings.

Lusamine smiled. "But, on the other hand… well, I suppose beach episodes are traditional."


"Oh, huh, so that's what's going on," Ash said, watching as the helpful digital Hoothoot pointed at diagrams. "I can do my best to understand that, I think… hey, what's your name?"

The Ultra Beast looked up, confused. "Piiioi?"

"Me-mew-ww," Ash explained.

"Okay, I didn't understand that," Pikachu said. "What was that?"

"Poi-pole!" the Ultra Beast said, clearly, pointing at itself.

"There's a weird tonal shift with how Poipole speaks, that's what," Ash explained. "It's, uh, all the frequencies are reversed, but frequency changes are still the same?"

"Wow, okay," Pikachu said. "No wonder they're hard to understand."

"Can you tell us about how you got here?" Ash asked.

Poipole scratched the side of their head. "Poole?"

"I suspect this could take a while," Pikachu said. "I wonder why they don't understand you?"

"It could be the same kind of thing," Ash pondered. "Maybe it's just hard to make the connection and Poipole will make sense of it eventually? It took Arc a while to get it worked out."

He cleared his throat. "Me-ew, eeew!"

Poipole brightened, and launched into an explanation.


"So, we've got good news, Director," Ash said. "We've asked Poipole about how they got here, and why, and what was going on, and with help from Arc we've managed to get most of the story."

"That sounds like excellent news," Lusamine replied. "If we can work out what's causing Ultra Beasts to end up here by mistake, we can hopefully find them sooner and send them back – or even stop them coming here by mistake in the first place."

"Right," Ash agreed. "So, they lived in a nest with lots of other Poipole and another Pokémon… I think Poipole evolves into them? I'm not certain because the word they used is a bit weird and I don't have Pidgey with me at the moment so I can't demonstrate. Anyway, there was also a Pokémon that provided lots of light to the world? Sort of like a sun, but different… but that Pokémon got badly hurt, and that sort of… broke the world, so it went all cold and dark. Poipole and the other Pokémon all huddled together to try and keep the last of the light safe, but Poipole eventually left and came here through an Ultra Wormhole."

He shrugged. "I didn't get whether that was one that was made by Poipole, one that happened naturally, or one that was made by something else. But once it ended up here, Poipole was fascinated by how bright the world is, and especially by Pikachu when we did the mission to send Buzzwole home! I guess it's because his cheeks make sparks of light a lot."

"That's… worrying news, Ash," Lusamine admitted. "I'll have to study to see if there's any clues about how to fix Poipole's world, but… hmm. How long ago did that injury to the light causing Pokémon happen?"

Ash made some mewing noises, then Poipole made Poipole noises back.

"They say it was, a while ago?" Ash passed on. "I guess Poipole isn't great with telling time."

"Now that I think about it, if their source of light was injured it's not easy to tell the time," Lusamine muttered. "And if Poipole came here that long ago, we probably can't find the Ultra Wormhole they used… they might be stuck here."

"Oh, that's not going to be much of a problem," Ash replied. "When I sent out Noctowl to have him use illusions and test something, Poipole asked how that worked, and they want to join my team! So I guess if we find out a way to get them home I can ask then, but before then I've got a new team member!"

"Really, I should have expected that," Lusamine decided. "So, what are you going to do now?"

"I'm going to finish explaining about Pokémon with closely related type names," Ash answered. "I think this Ultra Guardians mission is probably done."

"Ultroger," Lusamine responded, signing off.

"Ultroger?" Burnet repeated, smiling. "That's a new one."

"I didn't like the look Gladion gave me when I tried F.A.B," Lusamine said. "Hmm… I wonder if solving this problem of a light source would mean we could call ourselves Spectrum?"


"So this is Poipole," Ash introduced. "They're from another world, but they've agreed to join the team. Say hello, everyone! Me-ew, ew."

"What did you just say?" Torracat asked, padding over. "Hello, Poipole."

Poipole poked Torracat's fire bell. "Poi!"

"...do they have a speech impediment?" Torracat guessed.

"No, they're just young and have a different dialect," Ash replied. "I don't think I was able to properly explain the gender question, so I'm using they for now."

"I can respect that," Salazzle said, crouching down. "So, what type? Any idea?"

"Ibid?" Ash asked.

"Analyzing," Ibid stated, then turned into a miniature Poipole.

Poipole looked deeply impressed, especially when Ibid did a little dance and threw out a glob of poison.

"Poison type," Ibid announced.

"Neat," Salazzle summarized. "Hey, kid, want to learn how to use Venoshock?"

That made Poipole look mystified.

"Oh, right, language barrier," Salazzle realized. "Boss, any chance you can translate?"

"Shouldn't that wait until the hellos have finished?" Lycanroc checked. "There's a lot of hellos to get through."

"Yeah, fair," Salazzle agreed. "Actually, I'm going to go get some snacks, let's see what Poipole likes..."

 

Notes:

Say hi to Poipole! They won't understand you, but it's polite.

Chapter 38: Medically Indicated

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Poi," Poipole said, looking down, then back up at Pikachu. "Poii?"

"I don't think he understood me," Pikachu frowned. "What did I miss? Was I at least close?"

"Almost there," Ash said. "What you want to do is to swap the sounds over."

"Okay," Pikachu decided, clearing his throat. "Pika-ka?"

"Poi-pole!" Poipole said happily.

"There you go, see?" Ash asked. "It's the same sort of language, just different. Me-ewe-eemew. Meww-ew!"

"That's amazing to watch, Ash," Kukui chuckled, from the kitchen table. "I'm sure Rotom's recording everything?"

"Naturally!" Rotom agreed. "These lessons will allow us to teach Pokémon how to understand Ultra Beasts!"

"Poipole's kind of Ultra Beast," Ash corrected. "But what I think would be great is if some of my Pokémon learn Poipole's version and Poipole learns our version. That way none of us will depend on any one person to do the translating – Poipole could do it, then, so could I, and so could Pikachu or you or whoever else learns."

"Relying on a single translator is sometimes necessary but often inefficient," Zygarde yawned, pressed up against Dartrix as they both lounged in the morning sunlight. "I have had an update from the Lumiose Node, who informs me that the Giant Dog of Lumiose has become popular with children. They like climbing them."

"That's sweet," Ash smiled, then turned to Kukui. "I'm still working on the next lecture, Professor, is that okay? I don't remember the schedule."

"Well, today, the class is actually going to be doing work experience at a Pokémon Centre," Kukui answered. "So while the schedule is safe, I think you might want to get involved with that anyway."

"Yeah, that would be fun," Ash agreed. "I'll get Dr. Agonite for emergency care, and probably Cresselia as well… she mostly heals herself, but she can still help out."


As it turned out, when Ash actually got to the Pokémon Centre, there were problems that none of the students had expected.

"Mr. Ketchum, thank goodness you're here!" Kiawe said, with a sigh of relief. "We were supposed to come here and meet up with Nurse Joy, but Nurse Joy's in the back room and Comfey and Blissey aren't letting us in!"

"That's weird," Ash decided. "I guess it's time to find out what's going on!"

"I wonder…" Pikachu began, thinking, then shook his head. "Well, it could be some kind of Team Rocket plan, but I don't think that's likely if the Pokémon are going along with it."

"That's a good point, Pikachu," Ash agreed. "Both of them… hey, Blissey, what's going on?"

The Blissey leaned around the corner. "Joy is sick, and it's contagious," he reported. "We've washed up since last time we went in, but it's not guaranteed to work and so we're staying out of the way of other patients."

"Oh, got it!" Ash replied, with a thumbs-up. "Make sure Joy's okay, I'll get some help in from my other Pokémon!"

"Nurse Joy is sick?" Lillie asked. "That sounds… it doesn't sound likely, really. I don't know why."

"Well, she's just like anyone else, right?" Ash replied. "You're right, though, it does sound unusual, and a lot of that is because she knows about taking care of herself so she's less likely to get sick. But just because something isn't likely shouldn't mean it doesn't happen… I mean, I've met wild Pidgey before!"

"That's not an analogy that helps," Mallow sighed.

"Okay, everyone!" Ash added. "So instead of finding out how a Pokémon Centre works by watching Nurse Joy do it, we're going to be finding out how a Pokémon Centre works by doing it ourselves! Dr. Agonite, you're in charge!"

The qualified Dragonite came out of his Pokéball, nodded, and went to put on a medical hat.

"Ibid, can you find Butterfree?" Ash asked. "Wherever he is, he's probably got some moves that can help. And let's get ourselves dressed up so people know that we're here to help instead of being in the queue… I'll go behind the counter first, then I'll get changed once everyone else is!"


Everyone else getting changed took several minutes, then Ash went off and got changed himself, and while he was in the middle of doing that Mew arrived.

"Hi!" the psychic feline-type said. "What's up?"

"We're taking over a Pokémon Centre for the day because the Nurse Joy's sick," Ash explained. "You know some healing moves, right?"

"Yep!" Mew confirmed. "Oh boy oh boy do I know healing moves! Hmm, though… what to be while I'm doing the healing moves?"

She brightened. "Oh, I know!"

There was a pop, and she turned into a Sprigatito.

"Cats are good for helping people and Pokémon alike heal!" Sprigamew declared. "Let's go and do this! Love the outfit by the way, Ash, it's important to make it clear when you're working in a medical field!"


"Uh…" Kiawe began, deciding to ask. "Ash? Why are you wearing a dress?"

"It's the outfit I found first," Ash shrugged. "I didn't want to spend ages looking for a male nurse outfit and leave Dr. Agonite trying to talk medical details when the person he's talking to can't understand! He's the only qualified doctor here, though some of the Pokémon like Sprigatito and Cresselia can help out a bit."

"I didn't know you had a Sprigatito," Mallow said, scratching the Grass-type under the chin. "They look so cute!"

"Definitely some of my best work," Sprigamew purred. "Oh, hey, look, someone's coming in!"

"Welcome to the Pokémon Centre," Lana said, as the doors opened. "There's a few problems today, but we'll do our best to keep normal service going. How can we help you?"

"I've got two Pokémon who've been through a battle today," the man answered, presenting Lana with two Pokéballs. "I'm afraid I've got things to do, so I'll be back to pick them up later."

Then he blinked. "Um. Sorry, I just noticed… is that a Dragonite behind the counter?"

"That's Doctor Agonite," Ash said. "He's a qualified medical expert! Your Pokémon will be in safe paws!"

"Plus, Jungle Healing is a thing," Sprigamew added. "They'll be fine."


A day in the life of a Pokémon Centre was quite tiring, especially the one in Hau'Oli City because that was the main one for the island, but fortunately between Dr. Agonite, three other Dragonites as orderlies, all five students of Professor Kukui's class, Ash, and Sprigamew they were mostly able to keep on top of things.

Then, towards the middle of the afternoon, Tupp, Rapp and Zipp of Team Skull came in.

"My Garbodor's sick!" Zipp wailed.

"And you'd better help him out, or we'll leave him here!" Tupp agreed, menacingly.

Rapp did a pair of finger-guns. "That's such an incentive, Tupp!"

"An incentive?" Mallow repeated. "Are you threatening to leave your Pokémon here if we don't cure him?"

"Yeah, yeah!" Tupp confirmed. "My friend's Poison-type has such a smell, it makes all the trainers nearby yell!"

"And unless you make sure that he's well, we'll leave him here and make it hell," Rapp went on.

"So you'll fix him, if you've got a braincell," Zipp concluded.

"We'll go ahead and help anyway, but give us a moment." Ash reached into the quite inadequate pockets of his outfit. "Ibid, if we're going to deal with a Garbodor I'm going to need… Salazzle, and Shaymintwo too."

"Shaymintwo in a tutu, or just Shaymintwo?" Ibid checked. "I feel I should ask."

"Just Shaymintwo," Ash clarified. "And Salazzle. Maybe Meganium as well if she's awake."

"How do you know Shaymintwo's awake?" Sophocles asked.

"Brooding schedule," Ash shrugged.

Ibid vanished, returned with Salazzle, then vanished again and returned with Shaymintwo.

"Hey, boss," Salazzle said, doing what was kind of a salute.

"That's one big Salazzle," Rapp said. "Where did you get her?"

"Him," Ash corrected. "It's kind of a long story… let's go with some Pecha berry scent, okay? Then Shaymintwo, you're on air cleaning duty."

"Fine, whatever," Shaymintwo snorted.

"Actually, maybe we should do this by the door," Ash amended. "And, face up… that's right. Make sure your Seed Flare goes into the sky and doesn't hit anyone. Okay, I think we're ready!"

Zipp sent out his Garbodor, and the smell immediately filled the room. It was battling with a very strong scent of Pecha, however, and a moment later the smell began to sort of drain down into Shaymintwo in the doorway.

His flowers immediately turned black, and he fired out a jet of green energy that started out as a spear-shape but turned into a sort of continuous beam.

"There we go!" Ash said. "Now, let's find out what the problem is. Doctor, you're up!"

"Actually, I think I might know," Lillie suggested, a bit nasally as she had one hand over her nose. "Isn't this poison clog?"

"You're right, well spotted," the medical Dragonite agreed. "Someone fetch me some large ear cleaners."

"Ear cleaners coming up!" Ash said, hurrying off.


Shaymintwo was much in demand for the next half hour or so, not only sending the stench jetting off into the sky as a Seed Flare but also going to the trouble of clearing up the poison that had dribbled onto the floor as Salazzle worked.

That didn't seem to satisfy him, though, as then he pointed at Rapp. "Send out your Zubat."

"Huh?" Rapp asked. "What's this little shrub saying? If they want a battle they'd better get praying!"

"He wants you to send out your Zubat," Ash explained. "I don't know if he means one of them or all of them, you had more than one, right?"

"I've got three bats, but what's that to you?" Rapp asked. "I, um… something something who?"

"Hey, don't start a rhyme if you don't have the time!" Tupp chided.

Rapp winced. "Sorry, boss! It's my loss!"

"Just come out already," Shaymintwo demanded. "The one in the middle Pokéball."

That Zubat came out, confused, and Shaymintwo crouched momentarily before pouncing the Poison-type and knocking it out of the air.

"Is something wrong, Shaymintwo?" Ash asked.

Shaymintwo's flowers turned black, and he got off Zubat.

"Hmph," he said. "There. Nobody's going to out-brood me around here."

"I'm not brooding, I have intrusive thoughts!" Zubat protested squeakily.

"Had," Shaymintwo corrected. "Mental pollution still counts."

"So why did that Pokémon attack my Zubat?" Rapp asked. "I don't get it?"

"I guess Shaymintwo does therapy now," Ash judged. "It'd have been nicer for him to explain first though."

Shaymintwo skated over to the window and fired off another Seed Flare.


Just as they were packing up that evening, with Nurse Joy recovered and everyone exhausted from more experience of how a Pokémon Centre worked than they'd ever expected that morning, the door opened again.

"Oh, no," Kiawe groaned. "Do we have to do this one too?"

"Mother?" Lillie said, worried. "Is one of your Pokémon ill?"

"No, they're fine," Lusamine replied. "I've just had the Ultra Guardians alert going in your classroom for the last two hours. I only just thought to come and actually check…"

"Oh, there's an Ultra Beast?" Ash asked. "Has it been causing trouble?"

Lusamine considered that, putting her hand to her chin.

"A bit?" she said. "Mostly it dug a hole, then launched itself into orbit. I'm not technically sure if that was planned or not but it's actually quite hard to go to space by mistake, so it probably intended to."

"That's probably okay, then," Ash decided. "Maybe I'll ask Nebby to go up as a Lunala and ask if they're where they want to be, she's Ghost type in that form and Steel type as Solgaleo but Lunala can probably get around in space better…"

 

Notes:

Emotional support hedgehog? Or just trying to retain the crown of the Most Angsty?

Chapter 39: Property wrongs

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Sorry I'm late, Professor," Kiawe said, one morning. "What are we doing today?"

"I'm in the middle of talking about riding different kinds of Pokémon, because it's something you've already got experience in," Ash said, which made Kiawe groan.

"Sorry, Mr. Ketchum…"

"Well, maybe you don't need to apologize," Ash shrugged. "Why are you late, exactly?"

"Oh, there was an argument with some developers this morning," Kiawe explained. "These guys want to buy out the ranch land, to turn into some kind of resort hotel to attract tourists… and my dad said no, but they were being persistent and I felt really nervous about leaving to come to school."

"That's okay!" Ash assured him. "So, as a quick thing, it's important not to abuse it but there's definitely times when adults would have to decide that what's going on at the moment is more serious than making it to a specific event, so it's the same thing with you. It's the same thing if you're sick, for example. And you know school is important, and you made sure to come over as soon as you can, so it's not really a problem."

He shrugged. "Of course some things are more important than other things. That means that you have to make difficult decisions! But that's nothing unusual, that happens… and, since you're here, I know a great way to sort out that problem! First…"

Ash sent out Silver. "So, just to get you caught up to speed, what do you think you'd need to think about for Silver being used as a ride Pokémon?"

"Hmm," Kiawe frowned. "I guess… he's quite small? So is there a problem about how much he can carry?"

"I'm stronger than you'd think!" Silver replied.

"Yeah, Silver's psychic and he can use that to help his physical carry weight, but he's also not very heavy," Ash said. "That means that adding a rider is a big change to how much he weighs, and it can mean he's clumsy because he weighs more than he expects. Since it's easier for a person riding him to remember that than for him to remember that, it's good for a rider to remind him about it when it looks like they might need to change course in a hurry."

Lillie put up her hand. "Is that a lot of what training a Ride Pokémon actually is, then?" she asked.

"It's some of it!" Ash agreed. "I don't know the exact amount because I've mostly worked on my own Pokémon, and that means we can talk a lot more easily than most ride Pokémon can communicate with their riders. So a lot of it would probably be to do with making sure ride Pokémon know how to react to what humans do… my friend Serena and her mom could probably explain that better, at least for Rhyhorn because that's the kind of racing they do."

Next, Ash sent out Zapdos. "And then Zapdos is an example of a Pokémon who's more specialist for riding, I've talked about why before. Who remembers why?"

"It's because you're ridiculously resistant to electricity, right?" Sophocles said.

"Exactly," Ash agreed. "There'd be a lot of extra work to make sure Zapdos could take passengers who weren't me without occasionally giving them static shocks, and honestly it doesn't really seem worth it at the moment… anyway, a lot of this lesson doesn't actually have to be done in class, so let's head over to Kiawe's ranch!"


After the last time they'd been out of class, and because it was relevant, they took all the Ultra Guardians gear and Ride Pokémon with them on the way to Paniola Ranch.

With Ash bringing Silver along as well as Zapdos, and with Pikachu able to join him, that left Garchomp and Silver both free at first, and Ash had Silver help the students swap between different Ride Pokémon on the journey to feel the difference first-hand.

Kiawe said he was seriously impressed with how Ash was able to just work out how Metang was going to be different to Flygon to fly just from first principles, which led Ash to shrug and say that it was just obvious from thinking about it – about how Flygon's four wings meant that the Dragon-type had a lot of control over the direction of their thrust, while Metang was just using raw psionic levitation and so could mostly only push in one direction at a time but that direction was arbitrary – and how both of those were different to Zapdos, who flew like a conventional bird and so needed to either fly with airflow or flare her wings to land.

Then they reached the Paniola Ranch itself.

"What the…?" Kiawe began, shading his eyes. "What happened to the river?"

"I can see a dam upriver!" Silver gasped. "Someone's built a dam to block off the water to the river?"

"It must be that Viren guy," Kiawe simmered. "He's trying to force us to sell. That's the only thing that makes sense!"

"It could be a coincidence, but it doesn't sound great," Ash agreed. "Silver, swap Lillie back to Altaria, okay? Then get ready to use Hydro Pump and we can help out with that water shortage!"

"Got it!" Silver agreed.

"Then, Arc, let's go with a soup plate!" Ash added. "Unless… hey, maybe Nebby can help too and we can set up an Ultra Water Supply!"

"It feels so wrong to watch my family ranch being hit by so many Water attacks," Kiawe said.

"And, Silver!" Ash called. "Put an ice dam at the bottom of the Paniola Ranch bit of the river with Ice Punch! That's going to be temporary but it'll mean we don't need to put too much water in while we get this sorted out!"


Quick work from Ash's Pokémon, excluding Nebby (because, as Lana pointed out in time, you couldn't use seawater in a fresh water river) until they included both Nebby and Suicune (because, as Ash countered, salt was one of those things that could be defined as impurity if Suicune wanted) resulted in the Paniola Ranch river being filled up to make it a sort of impromptu pond.

"This can't be right," Lillie frowned, looking upriver at the dam. "Maybe they got the water rights, but you're still not allowed to just dam a river and stop it flowing completely. Otherwise water rights would be water wrongs."

She stopped, and groaned.

"What's wrong, Lillie?" Snowy asked.

"I should avoid telling my mom about that one," she said. "It just slipped out."

Snowy giggled. "I thought it was funny."

The water crisis over, Kiawe started helping with the next part of operating the ranch – part that had been on hold due to the water problems – while Ash had the others follow along so he could talk about how Tauros worked as ride Pokémon.

"It depends on their attitude," he said. "Tauros can be touchy, but they don't have to be. So there's a difference between a good ride Pokémon for general use, which is a Tauros who doesn't have many problems with any random rider, and a good ride Pokémon for a specialist, because they have more time to devote to getting a good relationship with their Pokémon."

"What about Miltank?" Mallow asked. "We're moving Miltank to the water, are they good as ride Pokémon?"

"Not sure!" Ash admitted. "Maybe some are, but most of the ones I see tend not to have a great posture for it. They're also more useful for other things, like providing milk."

Then something roared off to the side.

"Aah!" one of the Miltank yelped.

"Scatter, it can't get all of us!" another one said.

Half-a-dozen of the Miltank fled through a nearby hole in the fencing, and Ash pointed. "Dartrix, stop them!"

Dartrix flew off into the distance, flinging out a Leafage barrage from both his wings at once to head off the panicking Miltank, and Lillie cleared her throat.

"Ultra Guardians ride Pokémon, help out!" she said.

That was apparently good enough to get all the Ride Pokémon involved, and Silver and Zapdos did too, which helped to prevent a wholesale disaster.

It was likely that at least some of the day's milk would be milkshake, though, with how much the Miltank had used Rollout.


"That's not right," Kiawe frowned, looking at the broken section of fencing. "This was cut, deliberately."

He looked back. "What was the roar sound?"

"The roar sound is an exact match for: a Pyroar," Rotom informed them.

"Pyroar?" Kiawe repeated. "If there's one of those causing trouble I could catch it, but… they're not native to Akala, are they?"

"Wild Pyroar can be found on the Paniola Plains." Rotom waved their arms. "However! The roar sound was an exact match for a Poketube video called Pyroar Roaring. This is not a coincidence! The sound file of the roar has a hard cut off."

"So that was someone playing the sound of a roaring Pyroar," Sophocles said. "That means it's got to be sabotage."

"Watch out with those words, brats," someone snorted. "Anyone would think you were trying to accuse me, Viren, proprietor of the Rainbow Happy Resorts, of underhanded dealings!"

"Hmm," Lillie frowned.

"Well?" Kiawe said, over the top of his friend's voice. "I don't hear you saying you're innocent!"

"Of course I'm innocent!" Viren said. "I'd like you to sell, of course! But it's nothing to do with me that you've got a difficult time making this ranch of yours work. It'd be much less work, and much more profitable for all of us, for you to just go ahead and sell the land!"

"Are you the one who built the dam?" Lillie asked.

"So what if I did?" Viren demanded. "Who do you think you are anyway, kid?"

"She's a schoolkid!" Ash pointed out. "And so's Kiawe. But if that is your dam, how did you build it so quick! When we built a dam to stop our replacement water all flowing away too fast we made it out of ice, how did you build such a big dam so quickly?"

"Huh?" Viren said, confused. "Why would it take a long time to build a dam? You just shove stuff in the river until it's blocked."

"It's not easy to make one that works!" Dartrix said cheerfully. "In fact, it's dam hard!"

"Yeah, you need to work out where the water's going, and say how much it's going to reduce the flow downriver," Ash pointed out. "That's just polite! And safe, otherwise the whole thing could collapse."

"What's it to you, kid?" Viren demanded. "I oughtta battle you lot and stop you from making a fuss!"

He reached for a Pokéball at his belt. "My Electivire will show you the error of your ways!"


Three things stopped Viren's Electivire from showing them the error of their ways.

The first was that there wasn't really much of an error for them to be shown.

The second was that Viren sent out Electivire to battle the first Pokémon available, which was Ash's Pikachu.

The third, which was related to the second in a way, was that Electivire was very shortly too hurtling-into-the-sky to do anything like that.

Viren stared after his disappearing Pokémon, then clenched his fist.

"Right!" he said. "That's it!"

He pulled a walkie-talkie. "Change of plan, guys! Go now!"

There was a vroom sound as a set of engines started nearby, and Nebby quietly vanished as they teleported away.

"What was that?" Kiawe demanded.

Silver took off with a whoosh of wings, flew high enough to see, then dropped back down.

"Bulldozers!" he said. "I think they're heading for your house!"

Nebby appeared again, this time with Officer Jenny.

"-sure what you-" she said, then stopped. "Ash Ketchum? What just happened? Aren't you Kiawe?"

"This guy Viren just ordered his goons to attack my family ranch with bulldozers!" Kiawe said quickly.


Viren, and his goons, were extremely arrested.

 

Notes:

Land developers in Pokémon Hawaii? Who would have expected that?

Chapter 40: Ghosting the Island Trial

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Okay, guys!" Ash said. "Today we're doing a lesson on foreshadowing!"

He grinned. "You should already know all of this."

That announcement just left everyone baffled.

Mallow held up her hand, and waited until Ash called on her. "What?"

"So, uh, maybe foreshadowing isn't the right word," Ash admitted. "It's tricky to summarize it in a single word, though… it's about how much you can know about how someone's going to battle based on what you already know about them."

He held up Ibid, who turned into a miniature duplicate of Cynthia.

"So what do you know about how Cynthia battles?" he asked.

Lillie was the first to volunteer information. "She has a Togekiss? But her whole team isn't either Fairy or Flying."

"Right," Ash agreed. "So Cynthia's a generalist rather than a type specialist, and her top level team consists of about seven or eight Pokémon… Zacian?"

Zacian nodded, and formed images of Togekiss, Milotic, Spiritomb, Roserade, Garchomp, Glaceon, Gastrodon and Lucario.

"For a lot of trainers, especially famous ones, you can tell most of this by the information about them that's available anywhere!" Ash explained. "What Pokémon they have is just the start… you can also find out things like what moves those Pokémon have. That's the kind of thing it's possible to know going into a battle, but it's always possible for it to be out of date because trainers don't stay static – they keep training their Pokémon, after all!"

"Right, I get it," Kiawe realized. "So what you're saying is that we're talking about what you can work out about your opponent."

"Yeah!" Ash agreed. "Both before you battle them, and during the battle too. It's always possible for someone to come in with a complete surprise, but it's actually really hard for someone to train up a very strong Pokémon without using them against other trainers at all. Even then if the only thing a trainer's used their Pokémon against is other ones of their own Pokémon, it can be a tricky experience for that Pokémon shifting into doing major battles elsewhere."

Sophocles tapped on his laptop for a moment, then looked up. "I think I just realized something…"

He waved his hand. "That's a big part of how strong you are, isn't it, Mr. Ketchum? You've got such a diverse team of Pokémon, just, so many of them, that it's way harder for someone else to work out what you're likely to do."

"Exactly!" Ash said. "So with Cynthia, she's got some really strong Pokémon, but since three of them are weak to Ice attacks then having a Pokémon that's good at those is a useful start. And for someone like Steven who has only one team he doesn't really rotate, you've got enough information to do a lot of planning… it's one of the reasons why some trainers have lots of Pokémon at high levels and others don't, because it can get harder to make sure everyone's at the top of their game."

"Now I'm thinking about that, your team's even more impressive," Lana blinked. "Wow."

"There's also how it works out during a battle," Ash went on. "Especially a League type of battle, where you don't know the Pokémon your opponent has but they have to lock them in ahead of time. What it means is that trainers have a limited set of options available and they have to balance between using the best solution in this situation and hiding their best solution for later."

Zacian moved Cynthia's Pokémon images over to one side of the room, putting questionmarks over all of them, and Ash nodded.

"So, let's say that I just beat… Cynthia's Spiritomb, with Dragonite," he said, and Zacian made the illusions react appropriately. "And the best choice for Cynthia here would either be Glaceon or Togekiss, but instead she sends out Milotic. Think about what that could mean."

Kiawe's Marowak was the one to put her hand up first this time.

"Sure, go ahead, Marowak!" Ash said.

"It could mean she didn't bring Glaceon or Togekiss," Marowak said. "But that would be surprising because those are her two best ways to battle Dragon types."

"Yeah, exactly," Ash agreed. "It'd be unusual for her not to bring those two Pokémon, so you can't really plan based on that until you have better proof. But you might be able to be more confident that she doesn't have both of them, because if she had both then sending out Milotic is instead cutting into her ability to stop the things Milotic is best against."

He grinned. "She wouldn't want to end up with both Glaceon and Togekiss left as her last two Pokémon, if my next one to send out is Salazzle! But she might try to make me think I'd think that, so you can't be sure about this. You can just sort of… see where it's all pointing. And maybe it turns out Milotic actually knows Dazzling Gleam or Ice Beam now so it was a good choice anyway."

Ash then waved his hand, prompting Zacian to make the Cynthia illusions disappear, and replaced them with a different diagram – this time Cameron's team from the Vertress Conference.

"So I battled Cameron in the semi finals," Ash explained. "And this is what his team was like."

Then Zacian tweaked the image.

"And this is what I could have found out by watching all his battles before the one we had," Ash went on. "It's not a complete picture and it's missing some important Pokémon, like Reshiram, but it's a lot better than nothing. That's why I thought foreshadowing was a good word, it's hints, but it's not explaining exactly what's going to happen! Then you can put that together with what happens in the actual battle and use it for strategy."

He folded his arms. "Does anyone have a good example of another trainer where we can look at what we can find out about their team from what's been on TV and stuff?"


The next morning, Ash didn't have a lesson to do. And he wasn't going to be doing one for the next few days, either, because he wasn't sure how long his trip to Ula-Ula to do the Trials there would take.

"Isn't it just expected that we go there and win easily?" Pikachu said.

"That depends who's out to get experience, don't forget," Ash replied. "It's the old thing with spreading experience around!"

"Good point," Pikachu admitted. "Hmm, so, who's it going to be… well, now I think about it, you do have two new Pokémon since last time you did a trial."

"Right!" Ash agreed. "How does that sound, Poipole?"

Poipole tilted his head. "Poi… polle…"

He put a hand to the side of his head, then did a twirl. "What?"

"There you go!" Ash smiled. "Would you like to take part in a battle? Mew-meee-w-w-ew?"

Poipole brightened. "Poiii!"

"Now, uh…" Ash checked Arc. "First it's an Island Trial, right? Then a Grand Trial?"

"Correct," Arc confirmed. "Island trial location identified."

"That sounds good to me!" Ash declared. "Let's go!"


In an abandoned shopping mart on Ula'Ula island, a Totem Mimikyu whistled to himself as he arranged magazines.

"Hmm hmm~" he said, disguise tail flicking from side to side, then glanced back. "Hey, Haunter, think I should try a different disguise again soon?"

"Try a dragon!" Haunter suggested. "That way someone might try and hit you with a Dragon type move!"

"Try a Tyranitar," a Gastly retorted. "Or an Aron or something like that, you know. Make the next trial guy try to hit you with a Fighting move."

"Or you could be a Zorua," Gengar said, clapping her hands. "Then even if they do hit you they might think they didn't… hmm, can you disguise as a Zorua disguised as something else?"

"Steady on, guys, there's only so much I can do with this," Mimikyu laughed. "But that would be a fun prank if I could get it to work."

He stopped. "Huh?"

Then a hole opened in the world halfway down from the ceiling, and a trainer fell out.

"Gah!" Mimikyu yelped, startling back, and the other Ghosts dove for cover. "Warn a Pokémon before you do something like that!"

"Thanks, Giratina!" the trainer said. "That worked great!"

The hole in the world closed, and he turned to Mimikyu. "You're the Totem Pokémon, right? Or is it one of the others?"

"I'm the Totem Pokémon, yes – what was that?" Mimikyu replied, waving at where the Reverse World portal had been. "You just fell out of… did you say Giratina?"

"Yeah, Giratina's an old friend," the trainer replied. "There was a big queue at the ferry station so this seemed quicker. He's really nice."

"Hang on…" Mimikyu asked, and went back to his magazine collection before flipping through one of them. "Let's see… and… there we go. Orange Islands champions of the last ten years. Ash Ketchum, nobody else. That's you, right?"

"It's a tricky little league!" Ash confirmed. "Drake was really nice about it though, and his Dragonite's a sweetheart if you're not in a battle."

"Right, well, if you are Ash you're the one the Tapus warned me about," Mimikyu decided. "All right, then. I assume you're here for a trial?"

Ash gave a thumbs-up.

"Poi poiii!" agreed one of his Pokémon, presumably.

"I did not understand that," Mimikyu admitted. "What is that Pokémon?"

"This is Poipole!" Ash introduced them. "He's an Ultra Beast, he's still learning the way Pokémon talk in this world."

"Pokémon!" Poipole confirmed. "I'm Poipole!"

"So, what are the rules?" Ash checked. "I guess you have Pokémon helping you out, like the other Island Trials?"

"That's right," Mimikyu said, deciding to focus on what was actually important here. "Well, technically the first step is meant to be finding me, but that's sort of been skipped here… anyway, don't damage my magazine collection, and you get to use two Pokémon at once."

"That's great, I can have both my newest Pokémon take part!" Ash said, sending out Nebby with a flash of light.

"Hi!" they said, floating in space. "Hi, Poipole!"

"Poipole!" Poipole agreed happily.

"What Pokémon is that?" Mimikyu asked, confused. "Something about it is vaguely familiar but I don't quite recognize it."

"That's Nebby," Ash introduced them. "Nebby, did you hear the bit about being careful about the magazine collection?"

Nebby bobbed up and down. "Got it! Which form should I be?"

"Let's go Solgaleo," Ash decided. "That way Poipole can use his attacks without giving you trouble."

Mimikyu blinked. "Did you just say Solgaleo?"

"Tapu Bulu didn't give you much in the way of details, did he?" Pikachu asked, sympathetically.

"Not really, no…"


About ten minutes later, Ash was taking notes.

"Poipole could probably do with a move that works well on Poison-types," he said. "And Steel-types. Toxic and Venoshock works really well if you can use the combination, but against Pokémon who can't be poisoned it leaves him without many good options."

Nebby sat down in the middle of the abandoned store, raised one of his paws, and began petting Poipole. "We made a good team!"

"Poiiii!" Poipole cheered, spinning around as Nebby pet him.

"Well, it's good you're continuing to progress," Mimikyu murmured, now marginally less two-dimensional than he'd been after being caught by a Sunsteel Strike – one that had followed several Venoshocks to soften him up. "And it's a good thing that my assistants didn't do structural damage when they got knocked through the wall. I think you've definitely completed this Island Trial though… where did I put that special one you're supposed to get…"

Boxes rustled, and Mimikyu flicked one open with his busted tail. "There we go! Honestly I'm glad I'm immune to it."

"This one's, uh… Dragon, right?" Ash asked. "It's that or Fighting or Normal, and I've already got Normal and it doesn't look Fighting coloured."

"Correct," Mimikyu confirmed. "Oh, and if you get a chance, mind sending me some more recent magazines?"

 

Notes:

Ash is very organized, in a way.

Not the usual way, but a way.

Chapter 41: Police, man

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

With an Island Trial under his belt, Ash moved on to find the Kahuna of Ula'Ula Island and challenge him to a Grand Trial.

This proved harder than expected.

"So… I need to go to the police station?" Ash checked, looking down at Arc.

"Correct," Arc confirmed. "However, further details will not be provided. There is something of a challenge element to it."

"Oh, got it!" Ash confirmed. "If part of the challenge is finding out who the Kahuna is myself, it'd be disrespectful to skip it…"

He looked up, confirming on Arc's map that he was actually at the police station, and then knocked on the door.

There was a long pause.

"So, who are you?" an Alolan Meowth asked, licking her paw as she balanced against the window.

"I'm Ash Ketchum!" Ash introduced himself, thumping a thumb into his chest, just as the door opened.

The guy who'd opened it dropped his mug of coffee.

"You're real!?" he asked. "I thought Gio was making things up!"

"Gio?" Ash repeated, thinking. "Oh, yeah, the Viridian Gym leader! He said something like that during our gym battle. Are you friends?"

One of the other Alolan Meowth just inside the building began to snigger.

"Are you the Kahuna?" Ash added. "I'm here for a Grand Trial!"

"You'll have to wait, kid," the man replied. "It could be a while until the Kahuna comes back. What about if you play with my Meowth while I see if I can find him?"

Now more Meowth were sniggering, and the man rolled his eyes.

"Plus, I need to make a phone call," he added.


A phone rang.

"Yes?" Giovanni asked. "What. Really?"

He chuckled. "I told you, Nanu. He just appears. Honestly I'm glad he only came back to Kanto occasionally in the last couple of years."

Giovanni listened to what Nanu was saying, then shook his head.

"No, the solar lion is new in specific," he replied. "But that's just what he's like… it could have been a Zorua. Did you check if it was a Zorua? Apparently he's got several."

Pause.

"No, I don't have any advice for how to battle him, Nanu. He beat my Ground type gym with an all electric team on his first gym challenge. But whatever you do, don't dismiss that Pikachu."

Another, longer, pause.

"Nanu, his Pikachu electrocuted my final Pokémon. My best agents have been keeping track of his team for years, that Pikachu is the strongest thing on it."

Giovanni shook his head again. "No, I'm not going to do the Grand Trial for you. Just get around to it before he starts getting curious."


"You're a big cat!" one of the Meowth giggled. "I can't get over that! Really big cat!"

"That's me!" Solgaleo agreed. "But I can also be a big bat! Does that sound fun?"

"Cats are better," another Meowth retorted.

"I've got some other cat Pokémon," Ash told them, sending out Torracat. "I don't have one of the Beasts with me, though… I also don't have Noivern, he's another bat Pokémon. And I guess Pikachu doesn't count as a rat."

"Cats, bats, rats… it could be a themed team," Pikachu said, thinking about it. "The tricky thing is keeping it all to a single type. Can you think of a Dark or Normal Pokémon that's like a bat?"

"Not really," Ash replied, with a shrug.

"You've got a bell!" a Meowth said. "What's that for?"

"It's full of fire, that's what," Torracat answered, looking a little nervous, then one of the Meowth pulled on her tail.

Torracat picked the Meowth up and did a fairly comprehensive fireman's carry headlock elbow drop, mostly through reflex.

"Wow…" the other Meowth gasped, in unison.

"Again!" the dropped one said, flipping up onto his paws again. "That was fun!"

"Huh, not the usual reaction," Torracat admitted. "I guess it's something to do with landing on your feet? Okay, anyone else who wants to form a queue?"


A few hours later, someone turned up.

Ash asked if she was the Kahuna, and she said that – no, she wasn't the Kahuna, Nanu who Ash had met earlier was the Kahuna, and Ash brightened.

"Oh!" he realized. "So it's sort of like a challenge… the things he said are all still true even if he is the Kahuna?"

"No, and if they were that's probably just a coincidence," the woman said. "I'm Acerola… it looks like Nanu just left you playing with his Meowth? Sounds like him."

She stretched. "I'm actually here to talk to him, but I know some of the other places he might be. Tell you what, come back to the library and that'll give you something to do while I find him and drag him back."

"Pooi?" Poipole asked, looking up from making a Meowth drawing on the floor. "What?"

"A library is a place where there are books," Ash explained. "A library is a place where there are books. Me-eew-w-wmew!"

"...that's so weird, but also kind of endearing," Acerola said. "Was that mewing sound you speaking to your Pokémon?"

"Poipole's learning our languages!" Ash clarified. "And Pikachu's learning his. So I said the same thing in three different languages, two of them using Mew sounds."

"I swear Nanu should learn to do that, he spends enough time with his Meowth," Acerola muttered. "Okay, the library's this way."


Poipole was very interested to see all the books.

"Poii!" he said, floating in front of one and slowly turning the pages. "Poooi-pole!"

"That's right, some of them have pictures in," Ash agreed, turning another page. "Huh… hey, Nebby, this picture's got a Solgaleo and a Lunala. And something else, too-"

"Poooi!" Poipole interrupted, excited. "Poole-pole-poipoi! Poiii!"

"I'm only getting about a third of that," Pikachu said. "Something about light?"

"I think Poipole's saying that that's what their light source looked like, before they got hurt," Ash replied. "The Blinding One, huh…"

Nebby looked down at the book from where she was hanging off the ceiling.

"Well, I don't know much about that, but I'm still only little," she said. "You know, in age. Not in size. I'm quite big."


Ash, Pikachu, Nebby and Greninja were each about two books into a research session when Acerola came back, accompanied possibly involuntarily by Nanu.

"I found the Kahuna for you," Acerola explained. "Oh, what's this? I didn't take you for a book guy, no offence."

"I'm usually not!" Ash replied. "But this Blinding One seems kind of important to Poipole's home, and if we could work out what was going on and why they're linked to Solgaleo and Lunala it might let us save the world!"

Nanu snorted. "I do not believe the secret for how to save our world is in a Maile City public library."

"No, no, it's not this the world, it's the other the world," Ash explained. "Poipole is from another planet, or another something anyway, he got here by Ultra Wormhole. And it's like his world's sun got badly injured, or source of light at least, so we're trying to work out how to cure it."

"Or at least what it is," Greninja said, as one of their Frubble clones turned another page for Nebby.

"Yeah!" Ash confirmed. "But anyway, we can do more research later, I'm here for a Grand Trial!"

"You need to do an Island Trial first," Nanu denied.

"Already did that!" Ash replied, holding up the Draconium Z. "I didn't get a chance to work out if it's got a special mode, though."

"...special mode?" Nanu asked. "What do you mean, special mode? They're… Z crystals."

"Yeah, and a lot of mine have special modes that we've noticed!" Ash replied, rummaging around. "Uh… well, maybe it should wait until the trial, or afterwards, but this Electricium Z can change into a Pikachu specific one and use a special Z move! We decided it was called Ten Million Volt Thunderbolt, I think? And this Ghost one can change into a Hisuzorium Z which lets Aten use Ice Cold Royal Fury, that kind of thing… still don't know what this one does… this one's attuned to Meganium and Mega Meganium, so it can turn into a Mega Meganiumnium Z…"

"At this point I think I should probably hurry on to the trial," Nanu sighed. "Okay, trial rules, I get to set them… so, the rule is, you have to use only one Pokémon, I get three. Don't like it, tough."

"That's fine!" Ash replied. "What other rules are there on what Pokémon I use?"

"...no Legendaries," Nanu decided quickly. "Okay, let's go somewhere to properly do this."


Nanu took them to a set of ruins in the desert, which he introduced as the Ruins of Abundance.

"I think this should be far enough away from anywhere that we don't want to break," he said.

There was a sort of annoyed grumble, and Tapu Bulu made a rude gesture at them from the top of one of the nearby masses of rock.

"Like I said," Nanu added.

"Hmm," Ash frowned, thinking. "Is there some kind of connection between how the local Tapus act and how the Kahunas act? I'm mostly noticing it with you and Tapu Bulu but now I think about it trying to avoid doing something unless it's urgent is exactly the kind of thing Tapu Bulu would do!"

"I'm going to do my best not to treat that as an insult, kid," Nanu decided. "Anyway… you asked about the Blinding One, so I thought I'd better use this sacred place to explain it. The Blinding One is a figure of reverence in Alola, because it's said that the Blinding One along with their assistants Solgaleo and Lunala brought light to Alola. Before then it was nothing but darkness."

"Hmm," Ash frowned. "I guess maybe that means Nebby should speak to their parents about it, maybe that would give us a clue about what's going on. And… I wonder if I can get some information from Arceus about whether Alola really was pitch black before the Blinding One appeared… I don't think xey'd have wanted to leave somewhere that dark, not if they'd created the rest of the world. I mean… thinking about it, Mew came first, and Arceus came first, and while maybe Arceus doesn't need light to do anything I'm fairly sure Mew does unless he's turned into something that doesn't need it… but then again you need Dialga to be created for there to be any real concept of time, and Palkia for there to be any real concept of space, and both of those guys glow a bit at least."

Nanu and Tapu Bulu were both giving Ash concerned looks now as he free-associated. "And, the Reverse World always seems well lit, maybe Giratina never came here either? But then Groudon, Kyogre and Rayquaza, I think you'd need the sun to be there for Groudon to use their sunlight powers to help create the land, so I sort of think there must have been… oh! Maybe there was some kind of volcanic eruption and then the people of Alola were visited by a source of light from another world? That might be it!"

"Kid, what is your life?" Nanu asked. "How do you know all this stuff?"

"Oh, yeah, I should cite my sources, but loads of it is just personal conversation with Mew," Ash admitted. "I think you can say personal conversation as a source? It's just harder to check…"


"So," Dartrix said, yawning. "You didn't go to Ula'Ula?"

"You are correct," Zygarde confirmed. "It is not impossible that Ash will require my assistance, and in that case I will ask for assistance from Hoopa. And Hoopa is reliable when you want Hoopa to do something."

"Hoopa is always reliable!" Hoopa said, sticking their head through a wormhole.

"What about when someone wants you to not do something?" Zygarde inquired.

"Hoopa is sometimes reliable!" Hoopa amended Hoopaself.

"I actually meant him," Dartrix clarified, waving at Salazzle.

"No chance," Salazzle said. "I might get into a massive argument. It's the old thing about going back where you didn't fawn over a female, you know."

Hoopa, Dartrix and Zygarde exchanged glances.

"I don't think we have the least idea, no," Dartrix said, on behalf of all of them.

"Fair," Salazzle admitted. "Who wants lunch?"


Notes:

Nanu has heard stories.

They've turned out to be true.

Chapter 42: The Zoomies

Notes:

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It took Ash a long while to pick which of his Pokémon to use for the Grand Trial, especially since it was going to be one against three, but a combination of timing and wanting to test something out led him to pick Lycanroc.

"Good luck, okay?" Ash asked, giving the Dusk Lycanroc a scratch under the chin. "Let's do this!"

"You got it!" Lycanroc agreed, with a flick of their tail, then turned to face Nanu's first Pokémon.

Which turned out to be a Krookodile.

"Begin, or whatever," Nanu called. "Mud Slap."

"Stealth Rock!" Ash instructed. "Dodge into the air – then use Rock Polish!"

"Into the air?" Nanu asked, then watched with some disquiet as Lycanroc jumped over the mud-slap and didn't come down again. "Okay, huh. That's weird."

"Just a bit," Krookodile agreed.

Lycanroc was accelerating already, their Stealth Rock lifting up rocks for them to kick off of, then Ash pointed. "Okay, now use Rock Throw!"

"Counter," Nanu instructed, and Krookodile blocked with a straight-arm block, grunted, then threw the rock right back at Lycanroc.

"Okay, huh…" Ash frowned, thinking hard. "Counter is going to be tricky… use your Stealth Rocks to shield against the counterattacks!"

"Got it!" Lycanroc replied, bouncing from rock to rock, and randomly kicking some of them down at Krookodile using Rock Throw. The second Counter missed, then the third slammed into a shield of rocks, but the fourth one did make it through and hit.

"Whoops," the Rock-type muttered. "Hey, what about this?"

Lycanroc jumped from one rock to another until there were six of them faintly glowing at once, then launched them all down at once. Krookodile blocked, managing to catch one and Counter with it, but the other five knocked him onto his back.

"Back up," Nanu instructed. "Sand Tomb."

"Look out!" Ash called.

Lycanroc was already dealing with Sand Tomb, and it surged in to trap them in place. Then it trembled, and Lycanroc burst out of the sand again with Accelerock.

"What is it with my fur getting messed up?!" they howled, eyes glowing red, and kicked off three rocks before arriving right in front of Krookodile. Ash's Rock-type grabbed Krookodile by the tail, then took off again to drag Krookodile into the air, and Ash watched with care.

"Huh," he said, softly. "Pikachu, is it me or…?"

"I think you're right," Pikachu agreed.

Ash got the Rock Z-crystal out of his pocket, turning it over for a moment, then plugged it into his Z-ring.


The two combatants were almost too high to see for several seconds, then Krookodile came crashing back down and made a crater in the ground with a wham.

Lycanroc followed, eyes going from red back to green, and touched down gently. "I think I'm all right now," they said, shaking themselves, and the sand went dusting away in all directions.

"Careful, Lycanroc," Ash advised. "You did great there, but there's two Pokémon to go. Or, uh, still all three? I'm not sure."

"Yeah, two," Nanu said, returning Krookodile. "Sableye, you next – Mean Look!"

"Dodge!" Ash called, realizing that a move like that had to have a reason.

"No, wolf!" Lycanroc corrected.

They dodged anyway, but Mean Look connected and outlined Lycanroc in a fizzing corona of dark energy that held them stuck in place.

"Now, Shadow Claw," Nanu ordered, prompting his Sableye to run forwards and start slashing.

Ash's thumb rubbed over the Z-crystal, then he raised his hands to his mouth instead.

"You can do this, Lycanroc!" Ash called. "Stay strong, don't let those Shadow Claw attacks get to you! Me-wwwew!"

Pikachu giggled.

"...what?" Nanu asked, completely confused. "Are you trying to imitate one of my Meowth?"

A Stealth Rock beaned Sableye in the face, knocking them away from Lycanroc, then the Rock-type gave a sort of convulsive all-over shudder and broke free from the Mean Look.

"Accelerock!" Ash said quickly, and Lycanroc whirled on one paw before darting after Sableye. "And I was speaking Poipole in Mew! That's because Lycanroc has been around when I was explaining how to speak that, because it's an alien language, but you couldn't get it from what I said and Sableye couldn't either. That meant I could order Lycanroc about what to do without you or Sableye realizing!"

Nanu shook his head.

"Kid, you're weird," he said. "Sableye, Shadow Ball!"

Sableye duly threw a Shadow Ball, then used Shadow Sneak as well to try and hide away from Lycanroc's latest barrage of stones.

One of the stones was Lycanroc, who believed in being paws-on.

"Okay, new plan, same as the old plan," Nanu muttered to himself. "Mean Look now!"

Lycanroc froze halfway through a pounce, went thump into the ground next to Sableye and bounced, then half-a-dozen Stealth Rocks pressed in around them and lifted them out of Shadow Claw range.

"Blinding One, but that's infuriating," Nanu grumbled. "Well, then, Shadow Ball!"

A barrage of shadowy orbs hammered into Lycanroc, the Rock-type not able to dodge them all just with Stealth Rock pressure steering, and twice there was a crackle as the Shadow Ball drained away Lycanroc's ability to endure the attacks pummelling them.

Then Ash pointed. "Now! Accelerock!"

Lycanroc pushed off from the rocks around them, revealing that the Mean Look had worn off already, and slammed into Sableye with a blistering-speed pounce.

Then used Bite, just for emphasis.


"Okay, two down," Nanu said, as Lycanroc panted. "One to go, and I think you'll have some trouble with this one."

He held up a Pokéball, and sent out an Alolan Persian.

A very big Alolan Persian.

"Oh, is that a Totem Pokémon?" Ash asked. "I've got one of those, I think he's from around here."

"So much for shock value," Nanu grumbled. "Okay, Persian – he's weak, use Dark Pulse!"

"Not a he!" Lycanroc replied, then ducked just under the Dark Pulse and began taking off again. The follow-up Power Gem that hit them on the rump spun them around, though, and after that Nanu called for a Shock Wave which hit the Rock-type hard as well.

"Lycanroc, get ready!" Ash called, and began posing. "We'll have to do this at maximum speed!"

The Z-crystal transformed with a flash into a Lycanium Z, and Lycanroc whirled in the air to face Persian.

"Ready to dodge," Nanu murmured.

"Mew!" Ash said firmly, finishing the pose, and a burst of light flashed around both him and Lycanroc. Persian darted to the side… then stopped, confused.

Because Lycanroc hadn't come smashing down to attack. Not in a Continental Crush, not in a Splintered Stormshards.

Instead, the clinging, corruptive energies from the Shadow Balls had gone completely, and the Z-crystal in Ash's ring was back to being a Rockium Z.

"Z-Rock Polish," Nanu realized. "Clever, but… Gunk Shot!"

Persian fired out a Gunk Shot, covering Lycanroc with gunk, and their eyes flashed into red.

They charged down to ground level, moving with blazing speed, and Persian darted out of the way just in time.

Now it was Nanu's turn to start posing, and Lycanroc's blazing red fury meant they were just attacking over and over again without stopping to consider what that could mean.

"Lycanroc, focus!" Ash called. "Look out!"

Lycanroc howled, sliding across the stony arena, then charged.

Persian used Black Hole Eclipse, aiming directly at Lycanroc.

And the Rock-type vanished just before the attack hit.

"...what?" Nanu asked, as the Black Hole Eclipse knocked out the rock formation Tapu Bulu was resting on and sent the Tapu falling to the ground in a cloud of annoyance. "Where did the Lycanroc go?"

"Oh, yeah, that!" Ash said. "So, you know how Lycanroc gets really mad when someone messes up their fur?"

He rubbed the back of his neck, looking between the panting Persian and Nanu. "Turns out, actually, they don't get mad enough to not listen to instructions! Also, they were going really fast there."

"Blep," Lycanroc said, from their position hovering directly above Nanu. "Oh, sorry, I meant Accelerock."

The Rock-type smashed into Persian, knocking them out.

"Funny thing," Lycanroc added. "Once I connected messed up fur to having a nice comb afterwards, it was much easier to deal with."


Ash gave Lycanroc a comb with the special rock-fur rated metal comb, along with brushing off their fur in general, then when Nanu made an annoyed sigh and started looking at his watch Ash decided it'd probably be polite to actually finish the part Nanu had to be here for.

"Sorry," he said. "I wanted to make sure Lycanroc knew they were appreciated."

"I guess that makes sense," Nanu admitted. "But I've got to ask, kid… why did you use Lycanroc? I mean specifically, he's a tough Pokémon but-"

"Still not a he," Lycanroc grumbled.

"Lycanroc's not male or female," Ash explained. "I get you didn't know that, it's fine, but now you do!"

"Right," Nanu said. "Anyway, uh, they're a tough Pokémon but I only said no legendaries and you knew it was going to be a tricky fight. Why not that Pikachu of yours?"

"You said no Legendaries," Ash pointed out.

"Does that technically count?" Pikachu asked.

Ash scratched him, and Pikachu made a sort of chirping purring noise. "When we were going around Sinnoh, a while ago now, there was this weird thing where we went to the past? And Pikachu blocked a direct attack from Arceus, so he ended up in legends as the Thunder Beast of Michina! It's really cool, but because he's in legends it feels like a grey area so I didn't want to use him without specifically asking."

Ash shrugged. "Besides, it was good for Lycanroc's development. It was them or Torracat, and she's still working on being able to do Battle Royales herself… I could have used Salazzle, but he didn't want to come here, and nor did Dartrix because he was too busy sunning himself."

"...he?" Nanu repeated. "Oh, whatever. Okay, kid, time for the Z-crystal…"

He rummaged around in a bag, then stopped, and looked up at Ash.

Lycanroc slowly rose into view over Ash's head, the canine Rock-type's head pillowed on their paws and their tongue out.

"...yeah, I don't think you should have the Dark-type one," Nanu decided.

"Actually Dark would be pretty good!" Ash said. "Or Fighting. Hey, Pikachu, want to see if you can do Z move poses?"

Nanu blinked. "What. Why would that. What."

He rubbed the bags under his eyes. "What are you even talking about?"

"Well, I know Secret Sword, Night Slash and Foul Play, so those would be good moves to try and Z-move, but I also know Razor Wind and Twister so it's not necessarily required," Ash shrugged. "Though I guess it'd be especially good to have a Fighting one because Pikachu can do that one too… do you have a Fighting one?"

"I might," Nanu said, deciding to just gloss over the whole I know thing, and also ignore how much Pikachu was now laughing.

It was a lot.


The moment that Nanu had confirmed Ash was safely off Ula'Ula – not that that meant anything – he practically ran for his office.

"You didn't warn me," he said, without preamble and as soon as his phone had connected. "Yes, I know what you said. I remember every conversation we had while you were hiding from a young boy here on Ula'Ula. I know what you said when I told you he'd arrived. You didn't warn me. His Pikachu blocked an attack from the creator god, how is that not something you think I should know?"

After more than a minute, most of which had just been listening to the sound of a bottle being opened and a glass being poured, Nanu blinked. "What do you mean, you don't know that? You know everything else! How would you not know this one just because it happened so long ago it's a legend?"

 


Notes:

This marks the first time I've used a Z-status move. Which is one more time than the anime did it.

Unless you discount Extreme Evoboost, but then again Brock's Eevee did that once in this fic. So still applies.

Chapter 43: A standing detonation

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"The pose is almost like that," Ash said. "Then you need to punch with one paw, then the other one… yeah, that should be about right."

"You know, even after everything you've already done, I did not expect this interpretation of teaching one of your Pokémon to do Z moves," Kiawe told Ash. "I'm not sure why-"

There was a pop, and everyone looked up.

"Looks like the fireworks have started!" Ash realized. "Okay, Pikachu, we'll give that a try later, let's watch these for now!"

"Sure," Pikachu agreed, relaxing. "So… I don't think I've ever explicitly looked into it. How do shaped firework displays like that work anyway?"

Another pop went off overhead, this time a relatively simple shape, then there was a crackle and a recognizable Rowlet-face appeared.

"So, it's a guess," Ash admitted. "But I think the way it works is to do with having lots of little fireworks, and they're all arranged carefully so they go up in a pattern. So long as they all go straight up the same distance, or things like that, they're likely to end up in the pattern you want?"

He shrugged. "But I've not done things like that before! So it's a guess."

After the next volley, a purple shape came up to Ash.

"Po-ioioi?" Poipole asked, worried, and waved at the sky.

"Oh, right…" Ash smiled. "Me-ww-wew. Does anyone know what the fireworks display is celebrating?"

Professor Kukui didn't seem to have any idea, and nor did anyone in his class.

"The display may be celebrating: having a lot of fireworks," Arc suggested. "Or: not wanting to have a lot of fireworks any more."

"Yeah, that sounds worth celebrating!" Ash agreed. "If you don't want to have a lot of fireworks, the best way to celebrate having managed it is a fireworks display!"

"I-" Lana began. "Yeah, actually, that does work now I think about it."

Ash passed that on to Poipole, mostly that they didn't know what the fireworks display was for, then everyone settled in to watch.


The display lasted for most of an hour, as the evening turned to full night, then Arc informed them all that the finale was about to happen.

At that, a double-V formation of ten Dragonite went rocketing out over the water, all of them using different attacks to make a cascade of overlapping explosions in the air, and Arc manifested into their true glittering golden form before changing over to a plate that made their ring a sort of dark brown. They struck the beach with a hoof, and a rain of meteors plunged down out of the sky towards Hau'Oli bay.

The Dragonites all veered upwards, each one intercepting one of the meteors, and they all vanished at once inside balls of fire and light.

"Wow!" Lillie gasped. "Are they okay?"

"They are fine," Arc replied. "That was a Ground Typed Judgement. That was just a matter of good judgement about types."

The explosions faded, revealing that the Dragonite were indeed all fine, and they returned to formation before flying back inland.

"I guess they'll go and get a lift from Ibid to get back to Kanto," Ash guessed. "Thanks for helping arrange that, Arc, and that was a great performance!"

"It was my pleasure," Arc replied, then returned to phone form.

"You have the best phone," Kiawe said softly. "So, the display's over, right?"

"Correct," Arc said.

Then there was a multi-coloured explosion out over the bay.

"Huh," Ash frowned. "Maybe they decided they should, I don't know, use the spare fireworks or something?"

He leaned forwards. "That looks a bit familiar… Arc, can you let Ibid know? Entei should be awake, I want to check something with him."

Another similar explosion went off, a multicoloured pink and blue one, and Poipole gasped. "Poiiii."

Ibid appeared, along with several Dragonite, then Ibid vanished again.

"Evening, sire," a Dragonite said brightly. "Did you like the flypast?"

"It was great!" Ash said. "You really steered well! It didn't end up with two of you going into the same meteors, that was really good coordination."

"Thanks!" another Dragonite smiled.

Then Entei appeared, along with Ibid.

"Oh, Alola, right," the Fire-type said. "What's the matter?"

"Hi, Entei!" Ash waved.

He pointed out to sea, where another of the strange explosions was happening. "Does that look familiar to you?"

"I will never get used to how casual he is about this," Mallow murmured to Lana.

Entei watched, then nodded gravely. "Yes, it does," he said. "That reminds me of something I can do. Mew taught me once."

"I thought so!" Ash agreed. "That's the thing you did in Gardenia's Gym, that's where I remember it from. So that must be a Pokémon doing that!"

He shaded his eyes, but the display seemed to be finally over. "Well, I guess if we do find out what Pokémon was causing it we'll know where the move came from!"

Arc went beep.

"You have a text from Lusamine," they informed Ash. "Text reads: Are you up for the fireworks display? We're detecting Ultra Aura, and it doesn't seem to be the same type as Nebby does."

"Let's do a video call!" Ash decided, and Arc manifested a video window in front of them.

Or possibly an area of warped space. It was a bit hard to tell and the result was the same.

"Hi, Director!" Ash waved. "So I just checked with Entei, and he says the last fireworks look like a Pokémon attack. It could be an Ultra Beast attack because Mew isn't sure where it came from, or wasn't last time I checked… do you think we've got time to go and find the Ultra Beast now, or is it better to do it tomorrow morning?"

"That depends," Lusamine replied.

She wasn't at her desk on the Aether Paradise, and seemed instead to be sitting at a kitchen table wearing a dressing gown.

"Do you have access to transport? The Ride Pokémon are all off duty at the moment."

"That's okay!" Ash replied. "About half the Dragonite who were helping with the fireworks display are still here, so we should be good to go!"

"Silver's out in the bay, too," Dragonite volunteered. "He was there in case one of us crashed."

"I should give him that number-four badge," Ash decided.


As it was getting gradually darker, Sophocles' Dragonite used Flash, flying up over the others to provide them with illumination and make sure they didn't end up going thump into the ground.

It wouldn't be very polite to their passengers.

The rest of the formation spread out, on the lookout for the source of the explosions, and Lillie shaded her eyes.

"Can you see anything, Snowy?" she asked. "This is a lot harder now."

"Piiix," Snowy replied, and Dragonite reached back with one arm. Snowy got into it, and Lillie tried not to gulp as Dragonite held Snowy out underneath them so the Ice-type could get a better view.

She knew the only way that would be happening was if the Vulpix asked for it, and Dragonite agreed it was a good idea, but it was… um… unsettling, maybe?

Unsettling was a good word to describe it.

"Vul-vul!" Snowy called, excitedly, and Dragonite waved. There was a sort of whoosh sound behind her, and Lillie looked back to see that Dragonite's tail was on fire.

She didn't know what move that was, but it seemed to be some kind of signal, because the other Dragonite started converging on them – only to dodge out of the way again as another one of those big explosions happened.

"Well, I guess we found the Ultra Beast!" Ash said, as Silver swooped into place next to Lillie's Ride Pokémon. "They're running across the sea, huh…"

He frowned for a long moment.

"I wonder why they started doing those explosions in the first place… maybe it's to do with seeing the fireworks?" he guessed. "It's worth a try- hey, Silver, let's test it out!"

Silver nodded, then Ash spread his arms out to the side, and Silver changed colour.

"Huh?" Lillie asked, baffled, before Silver inhaled and fired out a red beam of light with a sound like tearing cloth.

The beam flashed down until it was just above the sea, then curved upwards, making a kind of spiralling loop in mid-air. Then it kept looping around, three more times, then formed a sort of flower pattern with more than a dozen petals, and finally exploded.

Another of those explosion attacks happened in response.

I think it's working! Silver's psychic voice announced, full of excitement.

"Yeah, now we need to work out how to speak explosion!" Ash replied. "Arc, any ideas?"

"Perhaps try that again," Arc suggested. "Or use Thunder or Fire Blast."

Good idea! Silver concurred, then used Fire Blast and shaped it into a kind of overlapping river of flames that sparkled and popped.

"How are you doing that?" Kiawe asked from the back of Charizard, asking the question that a lot of the class were probably thinking. "Why is your Lugia a different colour now?"

"He's Ash-Silver!" Ash explained, not that that helped much. "When a Pokémon does this they sort of get an extra unique little thing they can do? And for Silver it's that he can control his attacks even after they're fired, which is really useful for Aeroblast!"

"That is not a little thing," Sophocles complained.

"Pika-pikachu," Pikachu pointed out. "Pikapi, pika-ka!"

"Oh, right, yeah, I should probably do a lesson on Mega Evolving and Bond Phenomenon some time soon," Ash agreed. "That would be fun! But for now… right…"

He reached for Arc. "Let me know when you've got enough to be working on, Arc! Silver, let's try one with Blizzard now!"


Eventually, after several more air-to-air and sea-to-air explosions, Arc had enough information to work from to convey the message that they had been learning how to say things and now wanted to talk (which involved Silver making a big plume of water with Hydro Pump, then freezing it with Blizzard, and Pikachu blowing it up with a massive Thunder attack).

The Ultra Beast promptly veered for the nearest bit of shoreline, allowing the Ultra Guardians to land nearby, and as soon as Silver touched down Ash got off him and got out Ibid.

"Can I have… Tepig and Salazzle?" he requested. "They should be good with explosions."

"Fetching," Ibid confirmed, vanishing in a flash of teleport.

The Ultra Beast's head exploded.

"Translation," Arc provided. "We are here to talk. Where am I."

"Thanks," Ash said, checking Arc's screen. "And… right, so their name is Blacephalon! Thanks, Arc… okay, we need to say, you are in another world, and, we would like to send you home."

Silver leaned closer to look, then Salazzle and Tepig did the same once they'd arrived.

"So we need to start with a big red and gold explosion shaped like a disc," Ash summarized. "Tepig, can you do the gold part? The red part should be doable, right, Silver?"

"I can do my best!" Tepig said.

"I wonder what the fireworks display meant, then," Lillie pondered. "What do you think?"

"I think-" Lana began, then stopped. "Hey, is it me or is there something over there?"

Ash looked, and they saw another Ultra Beast advancing – something that looked a bit like a tangle of wires, with some of them sparking.

"Well, that's a bugger," Salazzle said. "How do we talk to them both, boss?"

"Arc, what's Blacephalon for 'we'll handle this'?" Ash checked. "Pikachu, that looks like an Electric-type!"

Arc provided the translation in diagrams, and Salazzle and Tepig quickly got on providing it. For his part, Pikachu jumped off Ash's shoulder, so in tune with his trainer that he didn't really need the plan explained.

Nobody else had that benefit. "What are you going to do?" Mallow asked.

Ash adjusted his hat. "We need to make sure that that Ultra Beast realizes we could beat them, but we're not going to unless they make us!" he said, slotting the Electricium Z into his Z-ring. "Pikachu, let's Z-pose to assert dominance!"

Lillie made a sort of heartfelt groaning noise, then Ash and Pikachu struck three poses together and Pikachu blasted a line of holes in the beach.


The other Ultra Beast turned out to be called a Xurkitree, and while they'd never met a Blacephalon before the two of them seemed fascinated by one another. Xurkitree's electrical displays of communication and Blacephalon's head-detonating ways of speech turned into a sort of impromptu overhead display as the two Ultra Beasts tried to impress one another, which the Ultra Guardians let happen because neither of them were violent and both seemed to be enjoying themselves, then Nebby showed up to help and used her special Z-move to send both extra-terrestrial Pokémon back to their home worlds.

I’m going to talk to Professor Kukui about this,” Ash pondered. “But it might make sense to start school late tomorrow…”

“Oh, no, you’re right, we have school tomorrow,” Mallow realized. “It’s really late…”

Notes:

I'm not apologizing.

Chapter 44: Minior League

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It was the following Monday when Professor Kukui organized a field trip to Hokulani Observatory, on the very top of Mount Hokulani on Ula'Ula Island.

Naturally, a field trip to an observatory meant going at night, and that in turn meant that the trainers had very unusual sleep schedules. Except Ash, because Arc had a function for that.

Ash wasn't fully clear on the details, but he wasn't complaining either.

"What kind of thing can observatories see?" Mallow wondered, out loud, as they climbed towards the observatory itself. "Are there Pokémon in space?"

"There's Deoxys, they're from space!" Ash said. "And some Clefairy are on the moon. My nephmew is, too, remember, we met them once? And I think there's some Cresselia up there… things like that."

He snapped his fingers. "Right, so Lunatone and Solrock are meteorite Pokémon, they come down from space sometimes, but I think there's local populations here now and have been for a while – you can never really tell with Pokémon like that that can teleport… and Elgyem and Beheeyem sometimes fly around in UFOs, I've met some in the past."

"Don't forget, there aren't just Pokémon in space!" Rayquaza said. "My cousin lives near space, and you could probably see him with a telescope if you got lucky!"

"Oh, yeah, that's a good point!" Ash agreed. "There's Pokémon who live up near space, too, in the ozone layer or the ionosphere or places like that. Big Rayquaza is one of them, just one of them because the only other Rayquaza I know about is my Rayquaza and she mostly lives either in Kanto or in my jacket."

"She's so cute," Lana said. "But really, Rayquaza lives up that high?"

"That's part of their job," Ash explained. "Some Legendary Pokémon, especially, are there to do things, and Rayquaza's jobs are to keep Groudon and Kyogre from causing trouble and to stop meteorites from hitting the planet and doing damage. So for one of them it's good for him to be up near space, so he has a good view, while for the other one it doesn't matter how high up he is because he can just come plunging down to say hi to both of them."

"It's funny that it's called Dragon Ascent when he spends most of the time he uses it on the way down," Rayquaza giggled.

"Those are all good examples of Pokémon from space, or near space," Kukui told them. "But there's another one as well, and that's why we're here in fact."

"Huh," Ash frowned. "I guess that must be-"

"Minior!" Sophocles announced. "I know a lot about them, I met one when I was younger! It landed but its shell didn't break, so I helped it."

He looked downcast. "It dissolved, though… that was really sad. I guess Minior just don't last long down here."

"Don't they?" Pikachu asked. "But they do fall out of the sky, right?"

"Ibid, do you have any ideas?" Ash asked, reaching for his Pokédex.

Ibid turned into a Microor, which was a smaller Minior than usual.

"Minior," he said. "It lives in the Ozone Layer. Though the outer shell is durable, the shock of falling to the ground smashes the shell to pieces. The colour of its core varies depending on the dust it eats. A Minior which is out of its shell will dissolve over time, and either the core or the dust will return to the ozone layer."

"So I guess it's a cycle of life thing," Ash wondered. "If they form in the ozone layer, then either they're really young and they just don't live long or they're really old because they keep falling down and returning!"

"Then maybe I could talk to that same Minior, if they're still around," Sophocles decided. "If they turn up, that is."

"Yeah, it's not likely but it's worth asking," Ash agreed. "Let's go and see whoever's in charge of the observatory!"


The person in charge of the observatory was, as it turned out, Sophocles' cousin Molayne. He showed them the telescope, pointing it out into space, then at a group of Minior expected to fall the next evening, and finally at the moon.

"Hmm," Ash said. "Hey, have you seen Mirage Mew's house?"

"...what?" Molayne asked, confused. "Who's that?"

"That's my Nephmew, but it's okay, you might not know exactly what I mean," Ash realized. "Look near that really big bright crater on the left… okay, zoom in… left a bit, and… there!"

"Wait," Molayne asked. "You mean you know the cause for the Procellarum Lights?"

"If that's what the telescope's pointed at, sure!" Ash confirmed. "It's where Mirage Mew set up their home. It's a nice big place now, I think they've got some people living up there permanently, and there's a water park. There's some extinct Pokémon, too!"

"How can you have extinct Pokémon there?" Kiawe asked.

"Well, actually, is that the right word?" Ash asked himself. "Conway's got one, so maybe not… I was thinking you could say they were extinct because there weren't any on earth any more, but there is one, I just hadn't thought of Conway's one. But yeah, it's a big building project Mirage Mew is doing as a hobby!"

"I think I'm going to have to write that one up," Molayne decided.

"Hey, look!" Lillie gasped. "There's a shooting star!"

"That's a Minior!" Sophocles said. "Let's go and see them!"


There were dozens and dozens of multi-coloured Minior there already, along with one that was still stuck in its shell, and Ash hurried ahead.

"Hi!" he said. "So, we had a technical question… how old are you guys?"

"It depends how you count time," one green Minior answered. "If you count this body, about a year. If you count experience, as old as the world. If you count mental age-"

"About three minutes," another Minior said, this one violet.

"Hey, I'm not that bad!" Green protested.

"That's great!" Ash said. "Thanks! So, you mean that a Minior sort of remembers things from all the dust of the Minior that that Minior was before?"

Rotom began taking photos and talking about science.

"Does that mean that one of you remembers Sophocles?" Pikachu asked. "Or all of you?"

"Sophocles?" the Minior asked themselves, turning to look at each other.

"Oh!" Rayquaza gasped suddenly. "I just thought! Has anyone ever explained to a Minior before about how humans look different as they get older? They don't always stay the same appearance."

"That's new!" a Minior said. "We did not know that!"

"We do not remember the name Sophocles, what did Sophocles do?" asked an orange one.

"He broke a stuck Minior out of their casing," Pikachu provided.

Then Big Rayquaza arrived.

"Hi Ash!" he waved, as the observatory telescope tracked around to focus on him. "Is Rayquaza with you?"

Rayquaza waved. "Hi!"

Meanwhile, Sophocles was being whirled around by dozens of Minior and looked both happy and confused.


The next morning, after a night at the observatory, Kukui's class was preparing to leave when a Sandshrew came running up to them.

"Um," she began. "You're the Thunder Beast, right? Tapu Bulu told part of our group about you and your trainer, and I heard you were here, and-"

"Huh, that is me, yeah," Pikachu concurred. "Is something up?"

"Oh, thank goodness!" Sandshrew said, relieved. "We got instructions about what to do if you came to us for an Island Trial, but right now we're the ones who need help!"

"What's going on?" Lillie asked. "Oh, that's a Sandshrew, right?"

"Apparently they're in trouble," Ash explained. "Pikachu and I will go and help out, and then make our own way back."

"Actually-" Lillie began. "That is… can we help?"

She looked at Sandshrew. "What kind of problem is it?"

"There's a Tyranitar in our home, and it's not leaving!" Sandshrew explained. "And, and, it's strong against all the kinds of things we can do!"

"I'm sure we can help!" Ash said, paused, then looked at Lillie. "Do you and Snowy want to help out too?"

"Oh!" Lillie said. "I…"

She glanced down at Snowy, who nodded, then turned back to Ash.

"If we can," she said.

"Then sure!" Ash agreed. "Arc will get us home in time once we've sorted this out… if it's a Tyranitar, though, well, I think I know what will help."


Sandshrew agreed to lead them back to her home, and on the way Ash switched out Rayquaza – who liked the sound of a few more hours of sleep in Kanto – with Mew, who examined Snowy for about three seconds before turning into an Alolan Ninetales.

"So!" he said, tails spreading out in a kind of fluffy fan, and speaking both psychically and in Ninetales just to make sure everyone could follow. "What kind of moves do you have already?"

"Powder Snow, Hail, Aurora Veil," Snowy listed off. "Sorry, they're all Ice moves."

"Hey, that's not a problem!" Mew replied, with a tail-flick. "But here's the thing, okay? I don't know a great deal about your personality, at least not enough to give me a good idea of where to go from here, but then again what I do have is something entirely new to teach you!"

She flicked her tails. "So! There's this move called Dazzling Gleam, and the way I've heard it suggested you learn it is to start with Flash and work up from there. The people who say this are cowards, because it's way easier in my book to go the other way!"

"Are you sure that's a move I can even learn?" Snowy asked. "I've, um, no offence, madam… sir…? But you're Mew and you're able to learn every move. That's part of who you are."

"Oh, you wound me, metaphorically speaking!" Mew said, then giggled. "Firstly, I'm not a Madam or a Sir, I'm me! I don't demand respect, though I do enjoy playtime! But, more importantly, I'm not able to learn every move. I have learned every move, and I know how to teach every move."

Another giggle. "Besides, this is actually one that boring normal Alolan Vulpixes without any special training can learn just fine. Add all that up and you should have it ready by the end of the journey… how far are we going?"

"It's through this cave," Sandshrew said, looking back. "Did she say you're Mew?"

"That's me!" Mew confirmed., now speaking for no readily discernable reason in Pikachu despite still being an Alolan Ninetales. "Really, you'd think the shapeshifting would have confirmed it."


They moved quite quickly through the caves, with Ash and Pikachu on alert for any sign of troublesome Pokémon, but Lillie and Snowy were listening with rapt attention to Mew as the old-but-young Mythical Pokémon rattled off a comprehensive theoretical explanation of how to do Dazzling Gleam.

Mostly this seemed to involve starting with absolutely anything that made Snowy's fur shine, glitter or sparkle, then focusing specifically on that and doing it more. Then more and more, refining the move so that she could do just the sparkly bit, then having her do that plus the move, and ratcheting up the light generation a bit at a time.

"All right!" Mew declared, as they passed through the entrance of a cavern into a much larger one – which contained a kind of ice palace or castle in the distance, lit by luminous walls. "So, the final step is, just do that all at once from all your fur."

"All of it?" Snowy repeated. "But we were focusing on just my headfluff!"

"Yeah, of course!" Mew confirmed. "Now you should be able to do it much brighter!"

"Boss!" their Sandshrew guide called, breaking into a run and then rolling over around a corner. "Boss, we've got help!"

There was a roar.

"That sounded like an angry Tyranitar!" Ash said. "Let's go and try and work out what's making them angry!"

He and Pikachu ran ahead, with Lillie and the two foxes following behind, and they all found that the other lobe of the cavern had the Tyranitar in question facing off against a Totem Sandshrew and four or five other Sandshrew. Or possibly Sandshrews.

"Hey!" Ash called. "This is their home, right? Why are you here?"

"I found it, it's mine now!" Tyranitar declared loudly. "All this ice has to go, I'm moving in!"

Pikachu's cheeks went fzzzrt. "Well, that answers whether this is going to lead to a fight."

"This was our home first," the Totem Sandshrew protested. "We'll defend it as many times as we have to!"

"Can't defend it if it's not here any more!" Tyranitar roared, and a Sandstorm whirled out from their body. It began battering at the ice structures, including the large icy castle, and the Sandshrew yelped and complained.

"Snowy, let's do this!" Lillie called. "Hail!"

Snowy darted ahead and spread her tails, sending out a pulse of icy energy, and the sandstorm rippled before changing to whirling snow.

"Oh, go away!" Tyranitar growled, then hurled a Rock Throw in Snowy's direction. The Ice-type dodged out of the way just before being hit, panting a little from how close the attack had come, then shook herself and focused.

"Aurora Veil!" Lillie reminded her Pokémon, prompting Snowy to surround herself with a veil of shimmering rainbow light. "Now, get in close!"

Tyranitar used Stomping Tantrum, making the ground tremble slightly, and the Totem Sandshrew glanced at Mew.

"Why aren't you helping?" she asked, then did a double-take. "Wait, you're not a Ninetales-"

"Now, Snowy!" Lillie called.

Snowy lit up like a miniature star, and the torrent of Fairy light lifted Tyranitar several inches into the air before sending the Armor Pokémon crashing back to the ground with a wham of impact.

"Great!" Lillie said. "Keep it up!"


Once the dust had settled, and the Tyranitar had been first defeated and then transported to a place where they'd probably get on better, the Totem Sandshrew thanked Lillie and Snowy for their brave help.

Specifically, she thanked them with an Icium Z.

"And if you want an Island Trial… we might need to wait until our castle's been checked for damage first," she added, turning to Ash. "Sorry."

"It's fine, we were here to help!" Ash said. "Okay, Arc, let's fast-travel back to Melemele!"

 

Notes:

Yes, this edits the Minior life cycle slightly, but it also makes them significantly more odd and I think that's fair.

Chapter 45: Mask on, Mask off

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Ash hadn't actually known that the Masked Royal's matches were televised, but Professor Burnet put one on in the middle of the afternoon during the weekend and that was sort of a big hint.

"Do you enjoy watching these?" she asked. "I don't want to distract you if you're working on something."

"It's fine!" Ash replied. "Hmm, maybe I should let Hawlucha know about these… maybe Heracross too?"

The Pokémon Ash was most sure would be interested was Torracat, but she was already watching.

"Hmm," she said, tilting her head on one side as they watched Incineroar battle an Electivire. "Something doesn't seem right about that guy."

"You mean the Electric-type, right?" Lycanroc checked. "What's so not right about him?"

"No, not the Electivire, actually," Torracat replied, pointing. "It's that Mr. Electric guy there. His body language isn't right – whoa!"

The gasp was entirely appropriate, because Incineroar had backed away close to the ropes and Mr. Electric had grabbed at Incineroar's leg.

"Now, the question is-" Torracat began, then her ears went flat as Incineroar freed himself but then got hit by a ball of fire from a Magmortar.

And Electivire was disqualified.

"That probably means it wasn't kayfabe, right?" Ash asked, glancing at Torracat as the expert. "Because if it was part of the match, they'd just have said that it was a terrible shame but let it keep going."

"Exactly," Torracat nodded.

Then, compounding the drama, the Magmortar's trainer challenged the Masked Royal to a Single Battle – the next day, if not sooner – for the title of Strongest Fighter.

"Well, at least it'll fit into his schedule," Pikachu observed, as the Masked Royal declared his acceptance. "Do you think this was planned?"

"Hmm," Torracat considered. "Actually, now that that's happened, I'm not actually sure. I never did get a firm answer from Incineroar about whether or not it was kayfabe."

"How do you get a straight answer?" Ash asked.

"They say yes," Torracat explained. "If they say no, saying no could just be part of the kayfabe."

Zygarde raised their head. "Call me a simple countryside dog, but I suspect that there's a bit of a flaw in your reasoning there," they said. "What you're saying is that there's no answer which would actually convince you that there isn't kayfabe."

"Well, no straight answer, no," Torracat agreed. "But it's a balance of probability thing. The more absurd things and plotlines happen, the more likely it is to be kayfabe. The more that kind of thing doesn't happen, the more likely it is to not be kayfabe."

She spread her paws. "Yes, it's confusing. Well noticed."


Professor Kukui got home half an hour or so later, and Professor Burnet greeted her husband at the door.

"Alola!" she said. "Were you watching the TV? There was an amazing Masked Royal match!"

"I managed to catch it, yes," Kukui confirmed.

"Then you know about the challenge match tomorrow!" Burnet replied. "We should all go and see it! Are you busy tomorrow?"

"Uh, well, there isn't anything else on my schedule?" Kukui said, a little nervously.

Ash raised his hand.

"Professor Kukui?" he began. "Is this kayfabe?"

"Huh?" Burnet asked. "What does that word mean? I heard you using it earlier a couple of times but I'm not familiar with it."

"It's complicated," Ash said. "Hey, Professor, can I have a word with you about a lesson plan?"


After Kukui had properly greeted his wife, and apologized for being busy, he went outside to speak to Ash.

"What is it?" he asked. "Before I forget, I'm probably going to need your help to slip away for the match-"

"That's actually what I was getting at," Ash replied.

He sat down on the sand. "I guess I just assumed you'd already told her? And you don't have to, I mean, if you really think you can keep getting away with it then you can try and I'll help, but is there a good reason why you haven't told Burnet about the Masked Royal?"

"...er," Kukui said. "It's… honestly, I think it's because by the time I was sure enough we were serious that I might have told her, it had become too awkward to just tell her. And that's just kept getting worse."

"But there's only really… four ways that can end, right?" Ash asked, counting on his fingers to emphasize. "Firstly, it just works out. You never let it slip, but you have to keep sneaking around until the Masked Royal hangs up his mask, and that sounds like it's something you should only do if you're sure that keeping it a secret is actually a good thing. It can work, Mew does that kind of thing a lot and so does Zoroark, but you need to decide that it's what you want to do because you want to hide rather than because you don't want to do anything else."

A tick. "Secondly, there's the one where she finds out by accident. And that's kind of… really bad? Because it means you were hiding something from her."

Another tick. "Thirdly, you could tell her, and sure, it's embarrassing once, but then you don't have to worry about it any more."

"...what's the fourth option?" Kukui asked.

"That's the kayfabe one," Ash said. "It's where she knows, but acts like she doesn't, because you both find it fun that way. You can still do all the sneaking around if you enjoy that, but if you make a mistake it's okay."

He waved his hand. "And, well, I guess it's up to you which one you choose, but you should really choose one instead of just trying to muddle along."


"Professor Burnet?" Ash said, some minutes later. "Is it okay if you take Professor Kukui's class to that Masked Royal match tomorrow?"

He grinned, and pulled out a wrestling mask. "Both their teachers are going to be ready to take part in the battle!"

Burnet looked over at the nervous Kukui standing in the doorway, then back at Ash.

"That does explain how fit he is," she said. "I thought it was a one-on-one match, though?"

"Yeah, it should be," Ash agreed. "But they tried having someone interfere with the match we saw on TV, so I'm bringing my own backup team! Torracat, because she's a wrestler, Hawlucha for the same reason, and King Dragonite because he's Royal and I think he can handle the rest well enough."


For the battle the next day, Ash and Kukui's whole class was in attendance – along with Professor Burnet, who sat them all down together as that way it was easier.

"Where's Mr. Ketchum?" Kiawe asked.

"He said he was busy," Burnet explained. "So is Kukui, he's handling something with his Pokémon."

"It's always a shame when something like that comes up," Kiawe admitted. "So far you guys have been great about schedules, but it sucks when I have a delivery to do on a day I'm hoping to do something else…"

"We're friends," Lillie pointed out. "So of course we do our best to allow for your schedule!"

"Plus, we're superheroes together, or… however you'd describe that," Lana added. "Wait, look, I think they're ready to start!"

The Revengers appeared first. Mr. Electric, Mad Magmar, Water-Wrath, Mucks, and Rock Steady.

"There's a lot of them," Mallow frowned. "I wonder why they've got so many-"

"Look!" Kiawe interrupted, pointing, and started simmering. "That's that Viren guy, he's the one running the team! How come he's here? Didn't he get arrested?"

"He's on bail before his trial, I think?" Sophocles muttered, opening his laptop. "Um… yeah, the bail amount is… big? I guess he really likes wrestling?"

Then the announcer said they were going to see the Masked Royal, and a surprise guest as the Double Royals, and everyone leaned forward in their seats.

The Masked Royal and his Incineroar posed together, and then so did his surprise guest – Ash Royal, complete with mask.

"...that's Ash, isn't it?" Lana asked. "Well, I guess he is busy!"

Ash's Pokémon for the battle appeared in a flash, and Viren immediately stood up out of his seat.

"That's not fair!" he said. "Battles have the same number of Pokémon per side!"

"Yeah!" Ash Royal agreed. "Which is why we've got the option to bring in more fighters if you bring in more fighters!"

He indicated them. "What do you think, Alola?"

"Is… is that a pun?" Kiawe asked. "Because what that looks like… is a Totem Pokémon."

The other students stared.

"...now you've said it, I agree with you," Lillie admitted.

King Dragonite was stood with his arms folded, a mask on his face, and his King's Rock crown on top of the mask.

On top of that was Torracat, sitting in the middle of the crown, with a domino mask on her muzzle.

And perched on top of her was Hawlucha, who didn't really need a mask of his own but had one anyway.

"The Double Royals bring to the arena Incineroar, Torracat by Royal Appointment, and backup Pokémon the Actual Royal King Dragonite and the Royally Masked Hawlucha!" the announcer said. "Let's get ready for the battle!"

"And when my team wins, I'll buy the Battle Dome and turn it into part of Rainbow Happy Resorts!" Viren added, to widespread boos.

"Wow," Sophocles said, exchanging a glance with Togedemaru. "That guy cannot stop himself, can he?"


The announcer said that it was a two-on-two tag battle, with one Pokémon allowed in the ring at a time, and Torracat jumped down from her spot in order to be ready to switch in.

The Masked Royal's Incineroar began the battle, going up against Magmortar, and the two Pokémon began slamming attacks into each other – Cross Chop against Karate Chop, Flamethrower against Throat Chop, neither Pokémon giving an inch.

At least, until the Masked Royal signalled, and Ash Royal ordered Torracat into the arena to replace Incineroar.

"Aerial Ace!" Ash Royal called, and Torracat sprang off the ropes. She hung in the air for at least a second, confusing Magmortar, then plunged down with a wham that knocked the Revenger Fire-type staggering backwards.

"Switch out!" Viren called.

Magmortar switched out with Electivire, and the Electric-type darted in to use Thunderpunch.

"Light yourself up!" Ash Royal instructed, prompting Torracat to set herself on fire.

Electivire's punch collided with the flaming Torracat and made the Revenger Pokémon flinch, shaking his hand, then at a word from Water-Wrath the Revengers' Poliwrath doused Torracat in water and produced a hiss of steam.

That didn't actually quench the fire, but Kiawe stood up and pointed. "Hey, that's not fair! They're cheating!"

"I'll allow it!" the referee said.

"What the-!" Kiawe seethed, then Mallow urgently got his attention and pointed.

Ash Royal's Hawlucha had jumped into the arena. And Torracat hadn't left.

"What's going on here?" Viren demanded. "This is one Pokémon at a time!"

"It was!" the referee agreed. "But your Poliwrath was involved at the same time as your Electivire, so now it's two Pokémon at a time."

"Rrrgh!" Viren growled. "One of you send your Pokémon in to help Electivire!"

Water-Wrath and Rock Steady tried to send their Pokémon in to join in at the same time, meaning the Poliwrath and Alolan Golem got jammed up against one another, then Mucks and his Alolan Muk hauled Poliwrath back to allow Golem in instead.

"I take it back," Kiawe decided, belatedly sitting back down. "This is amazing suddenly."


Now working together, Torracat and Hawlucha – then Torracat and Incineroar, then Hawlucha and Incineroar – kept on their toes, wings or assorted delicate movement systems, making sure the Revengers were pressured heavily and trading around moves like Darkest Lariat, Double Clothesline or Flying Press.

It was especially noteworthy when both Torracat and Hawlucha used Flying Press at the exact same time, slamming Poliwrath from both sides.

Then, hopping mad with how the five Pokémon in his team were losing out to three opponents, Viren committed a terrible mistake.

He had Mucks' Muk grab at Torracat's paw as she prepared to pounce.

"DragonITE!" King Dragonite cheered, swooping into the ring so fast it sent a ripple of wind around the whole Battle Dome, and grabbed Poliwrath and Magmortar in an extremely enthusiastic hug.

"Is that a bear hug?" Lana asked.

"I think it's a dragon hug," Kiawe replied, as Dragonite demonstrated that rather than do more conventional attacks he was just going to stick with Bind, thank you very much.


Viren was very cross about the Revengers' defeat, and sent out his Pangoro to attack, but he was more cross when Pangoro insisted that he wasn't going to get involved because unlike his trainer he'd actually listened to the parole terms.

Kiawe announced that it had been the best evening.

 


Notes:

Pangoro isn't sure if the terms would mean prison for him too, but he's not willing to try...

Chapter 46: Small problems, big problems

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"All right, everyone," Kukui announced, the next morning. "Today, we've got a special guest in to give you a demonstration."

"So… not Ash," Sophocles checked, to confirm. "Even though he's here?"

"That's right," Kukui confirmed. "Ash is actually here for several reasons. Firstly, because I think he'd be interested as well. Secondly, because of who the special guest is, and thirdly, because it's going to be quite useful to have his perspective on the demonstration."

"Are those really three separate things?" Lana asked.

"Sounds like it to me!" Ash said, then the door opened and the special guest walked in.

Snowy immediately growled, and Faba looked extremely nervous.

Lillie looked both nervous and impressed. "Snowy, I didn't know you could growl!"

"It's quite easy, apparently," Snowy said.

Faba had his hands up. "I… look, I understand why you're upset… and so is my boss. In fact, she's more cross than you'd believe."

He rubbed his forehead. "She made so many comments about me being The Hood, you would not believe… but, well, I'm getting treatment for my bad case of Mad Science now, and I'm here to show off one of the more productive bits of research I've been working on."

"That's actually part of why I'm here," Ash volunteered. "So are Zacian, Aten, and some of my other Pokémon."

"Treatment?" Kiawe repeated. "Mad science is an illness?"

"It's a mental problem," Kukui informed them. "It's related to megalomania and manic episodes. Faba here was diagnosed with it after the incident, and as he says, he's been getting treatment."

"Alakazam makes sure I don't forget a session," Faba said. "Anyway, ah… that demonstration. Well, I'll begin by outlining the concept?"

He put a Pokéball down. "Has anyone ever thought about how amazing a Pokéball is?"

"They're not all they're cracked up to be," Pikachu said.

"I know you don't like yours, but most Pokémon are okay with them," Ash shrugged. "That doesn't mean any of you are wrong, it just means your preferences are different to theirs."

"That's probably the best way to put it," Pikachu conceded.

"Yes, well, what's amazing about them is not just that they can contain any Pokémon, but they can do this," Faba said, touching the button on the front of the Pokéball, and it shrank down. "Pokéballs are an excellent example of matter compression and storage devices, and while it's particularly easy with Pokémon for… poorly understood reasons related to their nature… what I've been researching is a way of expanding that to everything! Or, not expanding it, if you see what I mean."

Lillie stroked along Snowy's back, keeping the Vulpix calm. "So… sort of like a shrink ray?"

"Exactly like a shrink ray!" Faba confirmed. "I'm still working on the details of how to store objects without needing the shrink ray itself to be along, but there's all sorts of uses for it – imagine if a firefighter could start out firefighting by taking a capsule and sending out a hundred tons of water on the top floor of the building!"

"Um," Mallow said. "Wouldn't that mean the building was suddenly dealing with an extra hundred tons of weight, and it might collapse?"

Faba looked embarrassed, then got out a notebook and wrote that down. "Thank you, yes, that's a good point… but, well, there's lots of other uses anyway. Like moving house."

"Oh, right!" Sophocles said. "So you could, literally, just… move house."

"Exactly!" Faba agreed. "Or bringing lots of shopping home from the shops… well, that one would still require the shrink and growth rays, so not that one. Still, shipping food around would be easier anyway."

"That does sound useful," Mallow decided.

"Now that I've explained the concept, we can move on to the demonstration!" Faba told them, and went back outside.

Everyone was a bit confused, until Faba began carefully wheeling a complicated piece of equipment into the classroom.

"This… is my prototype shrink ray," he said, proudly, as he moved it to the centre of the room. "You see, it's got a series of amplifiers, and it's got a projection system…"

"Why is there a Pokéball in the middle?" Sophocles asked.

"Well, a Pokéball already has some of the important parts, it was quicker to use one than to order one from the Pokéball Factory or their suppliers," Faba explained, pointing the machine at the blackboard. "And… here we go!"

He hit one of the controls, but nothing happened.

"Er," Kiawe said. "Should that have worked?"

"It should have shrunk the blackboard," Faba frowned. "Hmm…"

"Is it plugged in?" Ash asked. "If you've done all your tests in the lab, you had it plugged in, right? So you're used to it being plugged in without checking."

"That… is a good point," Faba admitted. "Hmm."

He got the power cord out and plugged it into the wall, tested it again, then fiddled with the controls and tested it again.

"There's definitely something wrong with it," he decided. "I wonder what's wrong…"

"You could reboot it," Kukui said. "Since you had the power switch on when it plugged into the wall, it might not have booted up properly."

"Oh, good point," Faba decided. "Thank you…"

He hit the reboot switch, waited patiently as the machine slowly booted up again, then adjusted it and hit the activation control.

The machine activated properly, this time, and shrunk the blackboard. It also skidded backwards on its wheeled cart from the recoil of firing, bumped into Faba's foot, and fell over. Two more beams flashed out, one hitting Ash and the other hitting Sophocles, then Zacian appeared out of the illusion she'd been hiding in and sliced the power cord in half with her Sacred Sword.

"Oh, no!" Faba wailed. "How am I going to fix any of this?"

"We're okay, don't worry!" Ash called. "Good quick thinking, Zacian!"

"Your Pokémon broke the power cord!" Faba protested.

"But the power cord can be fixed, right?" Ash replied. "Hey, Latios, can you give us a lift?"


Latios also turned out to have been in the classroom and invisible, and used Minimize to shrink down too before offering a lift to Sophocles and Ash.

"Now, we need to work out how to un-shrink them," Kukui pointed out. "Hopefully soon."

"I know, I know," Faba admitted. "Let's see, ah… well, I have some capsules… the idea is that the capsules act like Pokéballs and automatically unshrink something coming out of them, they're not finished but it's worth a try…"

He lifted the shrink ray upright again, winced as something fell off, then retrieved a small transparent capsule. It looked a lot like the Pokéball covers used to apply seals, rather than a Pokéball itself, and Ash leaned closer to have a look as Faba crouched down with them.

"Are you sure this is safe?" Zacian asked. "You were talking about doing this to inanimate objects, right?"

"It's meant to cancel out the shrink effect, rather than apply an alteration itself," Faba replied soothingly. "It's going to either work or not work."

"I'll give it a go!" Ash volunteered.


It turned out that the answer was "not work".


"Okay, we don't need to worry," Faba said, sounding like he was trying quite hard to convince himself. "I just need to fit a new cable onto the shrink ray, then check it over and re-add anything that fell off… test it on something inanimate, like the blackboard… then I can unshrink Ash and Sophocles."

"So… what should we do?" Lillie asked. "Should we help?

"I've got an idea, actually!" Ash said. "So I can talk a bit about how things work at different scales! You remember the lesson we did on momentum and inertia, it's sort of like that but not exactly!"

"You are just completely irrepressible, aren't you?" Kukui asked, honestly impressed.

"I feel like it'd be a waste of time to get worried," Ash answered, dropping down off Latios's back and leaving Sophocles there. "Sure, other people can think differently. Other people do think differently, and I don't mind that, but I guess I find it easy to cope with stuff so I just don't worry about it. Anyway, so, one of the first things about the difference between small and big Pokémon is that it's a lot easier to see bigger Pokémon – look how much easier it is to see Faba than it is to see us!"

He jumped. "Plus, because we're way lighter now, it's easier to jump higher than before, so small Pokémon have it much easier at dodging attacks because they have to move way less far to avoid a small attack and noticeably less far to avoid a big one. Actually, Zacian, can you help demonstrate? Show a thin beam of light, like a really narrow attack… and, Pikachu, you and Lokoko come over here… see how Pikachu has to move only a little way to get so the attack's going to miss, only a few inches, while Lokoko has to move more than a foot? It's that kind of thing…"


Ash's impromptu lesson on the differences between being small and being big roamed back and forth over several topics, while Faba reinstalled various missing bits on the shrink ray and reinstalled the plug.

Eventually, though, he frowned. "All right, I think that's in a good shape… let's see."

He fired it at the blackboard, and it expanded back to its original size.

"All right!" Kiawe cheered. "Now we can get Sophocles and Mr. Ketchum back to how they should be!"

"Yes, exactly," Faba confirmed. "Let's see, now… how tall are you normally? Do either of you know your height?"

"I thought this was supposed to be removing an effect, not adding one," Lokoko pointed out.

"That was the capsules," Faba said. "This is doing a growth effect that's the opposite of the shrink effect. They should cancel out, but if the expansion is too much or not enough it'll still result in the two of them being a different size – it'll just be a weak shrinking or growth effect."

"Easy!" Ash told them. "Hey, Latios, mind going and getting some of my spare clothes from Kukui's house? Same as the ones I'm wearing if possible!"

Latios shot out the window.

"Huh?" Sophocles asked, then got it. "Oh, that's clever!"

"Yeah, we just measure how big the clothes are compared to how big they are on me!" Ash agreed, crouching down and undoing a shoe.

"Got them," Latios reported.


It was a few minutes with a ruler, and then some careful calculations, but eventually Ash and Sophocles were zapped and returned to normal size.

"Excellent!" Faba decided. "Well, that was… ah… a more interactive demonstration than I was hoping for, but it worked out in the end!"

He put his elbow on the size ray projector, then jumped when it activated again and hit Zacian.

The ceiling and the railing went crunch as she leaped towards the beach, mostly getting there before the growth ray fully activated, and when it was done she was enormous.

Faba quailed as Zacian turned, crouching down to look him in the eye.

"Be. More. Careful," she insisted. "Also, you will be getting copyright notifications from a Galarian lawyer at some point… but, before you do revert me, I think I'm going to see what it's like being big."

Zacian straightened. "This may well be a unique opportunity, after all..."

 


Notes:

Do you or others you know suffer from Mad Science? There is a cure.

Well, amelioration strategy.

I'm going to take the opportunity to say this – stop asking me about Ashes of the Past. People asking me about that, especially just in terms of "are you going to do it" or "when are you going back to it" makes it seem like they view me as a writing machine where they want to change the settings.

Chapter 47: Stakataka spa ta-da

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Bing," Arc said, getting Ash's attention halfway through a training session.

Leavanny lowered her Leaf Blade, and Dartrix stopped firing Leaf Blades at her, and they both looked over at Ash.

"What's up, Arc?" Ash asked.

"Lusamine has just raised an Ultra Guardians alert," Arc explained.

"Then let's go!" Ash declared. "Come on back, guys! Ibid, let's go with Thunder Bird one today, and Arc, get us to the Ultra Guardians base!"

Arc waited until Ibid brought Zekrom, then picked them up and put them down again in the Ultra Guardians base underneath the school. Ash started getting changed, so he was ready for the others to show up down the lifts, and Pikachu went bounding over to Garchomp.

"Hey," he said. "How's things?"

"Oh, you know, not bad," Garchomp replied. "Was halfway through a documentary on this place called Altomare, apparently there's supposed to be Legendary Pokémon there?"

"Literally on Ash's team," Pikachu told him. "Latias and Latios, they're twins. Same Moon Ball, too."

Garchomp couldn't decide whether to sigh in exasperation or giggle himself silly.


"Ultra Guardians, launch!" Lillie said, taking the lead today, and her Ride Altaria went whoosh as they took off through the waterfall.

Sophocles, Pikachu, Lana, Mallow, Kiawe and Ash followed, and the seven Ride Pokémon of varying sources shook out into formation behind Lillie as she checked her video communicator.

It was technically a phone, but Lusamine insisted that video communicator was a better name for it.

"What course do we need to take?" she asked.

"Turn one hundred and eighty degrees from your takeoff course," Lusamine advised.

Altaria turned their head, slightly confused, and chimed a question.

"I don't know," Lillie admitted. "But, one hundred and eighty degrees is just going right back the way we came, so let's go for it."

Altaria banked around, climbing as they went so they wouldn't run right into their fellow Ride Pokémon, and the other six followed.

"Now, continue on that course for two minutes," Lusamine said. "The target is in Hau'Oli City. I'll give course corrections when you're closer."

"Two minutes doesn't sound like a long time…" Lillie frowned.


It wasn't, and they touched down a couple of minutes later at a construction site.

"I think it would have been quicker to walk…" Sophocles admitted, looking back towards the school. "Still, thank you, Metang."

Metang made a buzzing noise.

"I can see something unusual here," Lillie reported. "It's like… a large number of bricks, held up on four stilts made out of a single column of bricks each. The bricks have eyes on one side."

"I see it," her mother confirmed. "Codename is UB: Assembly, at least until Ash works out how to talk with it."

"It's not doing anything aggressive at the moment," Mallow pointed out. "Which is good. It's just standing there."

"Where are we, anyway?" Kiawe said, looking around. "I don't think I've seen this construction site before, but I haven't been into this part of Hau'Oli recently."

"Let's see…" Lusamine replied, over his video-communicator. "It's… hold on… there we are. It's the construction site for the Viren Tower resort."

Kiawe blinked. "What? How is that guy still able to do this kind of thing?"

He frowned. "And, uh… can we just leave the Ultra Beast here? It's not doing anything except blocking construction, right?"

"That wouldn't be fair to the Ultra Beast," Mallow said.

Then they looked around at the sound of something going thwack against the ground.

"Okay, that's good, is that enough to work from, Arc?" Ash asked.

"Insufficient data," Arc replied.

"Then let's try one more," Ash said, and threw a Beast Ball. The Assembly opened up a hole in itself, and the Beast Ball went straight through the hole.

Arc went bing. "I believe we should have useful data now," they said.

"Yeah, I can see!" Ash agreed, crouching down to scoop up the Beast Ball again as it rolled back. "Ibid, can you get Unown for me?"


Once Unown had arrived, Ash had them use Double Team, and then Double Team but vertically, and between them the two moves resulted in a whole eight-by-eight matrix of Unowns.

"Now, close all the eyes!" Ash directed. "Great! Now… can you make some of the doubles turn around so the Assembly can't see them? That's brilliant… and, make this pattern like that, okay?"

Unown bobbed up and down, as some of their M-shapes turned around and others stayed facing the blocky Ultra Beast, then all their eyes opened at once.

"Now this one!" Ash said, holding Arc up for Unown to see, but most of his attention was on the side of the Ultra Beast. "And it's called… Stakataka! Great, now we know their name, we can ask the next question… this pattern?"


Communicating with Stakataka took a while, but eventually Ash and Unown and Arc between them were able to convey that they wanted to send Stakataka back to their home instead of keep them there.

By the time they'd done that, though, Viren had arrived along with a giant golden statue of himself that he wanted to put on top of Stakataka.

"I can see some problems with that!" Kiawe said. "Firstly, how come that guy's still not in prison?"

"Nothing's been proven!" Viren announced. "So shut it, kid!"

"Nothing has yet been proven in a court of law," Arc agreed. "You are, as yet, repeatedly credibly accused of various illegal activities. In addition your bail is getting preposterously large and the court date is next week."

Stakataka seemed baffled by all this.

"Secondly," Kiawe went on. "How is that a statue of you?"

He pointed. "It's way too, you know. Good looking."

"Hey!" Viren snarled. "This is a perfect representation of how I look!"

"You should probably not say that in public," Arc informed Viren.

Viren looked baffled. "What? Why not?"

"It could be considered an attempt to conceal your identity," Arc explained.

Viren said something extremely rude.

Then Nebby arrived.

"Ready, Ash!" he announced, landing with feline grace after having jumped over the construction site wall. "Let's go!"

"Right!" Ash agreed, slotting his Solgalium Z. "Let's send Stakataka home!"

They blew a hole in the universe underneath Stakataka, and the Ultra Beast flashed an eye-pattern of goodbye on all four vertical faces before dropping through.

So did Viren's statue.

"Oops," Nebby said. "Sorry, I think we shook the ground too much and the cables broke."

Viren seemed to be very cross about the whole thing.


Ash and Nebby did go through to see if they needed to retrieve the statue, since it had accidentally ended up in another universe and that might have been littering, but by the time they got there Stakataka and a few other Stakataka had either left with it or possibly eaten it. So that wasn't an option any more.

Then Lusamine contacted them again.

"As thanks for your work as part of the Ultra Guardians, I've decided that you should get a holiday," she said. "I can't give you a day off school, because that's not really how this works, but I searched my complete repertoire of options and found a solution."

"Hmm," Lillie frowned, thinking. "There's a few options I can think of…"

"So I've sorted out a spa day!" Lusamine added. "Because the beach episode is a tradition, but Alola is all beach-side anyway so this is the closest equivalent. I've got a booking set up for you all on the Pokémon Paradise Resort."

"That's not one of Viren's, is it?" Kiawe asked.

"No, actually, it's much more ethically managed," Lusamine replied. "It attracts customers from all over the world, but it limits the number who come so they don't overload their resources."

"That sounds like it'd be nice," Ash said. "How many is the booking for?"

"Well, I wasn't able to get enough for your whole roster, Ash," Lusamine apologized. "You can probably take your Alola team, though, including Nebby, because they've done so much for the Ultra Guardians… and the Ride Pokémon are coming along, as well, because they're part of the team. Though you can only really bring one Thunderbird as well as Garchomp."

"I'll let them work it out themselves," Ash decided. "That sounds like a great time, though!"

He frowned. "Actually, uh… Zekrom, it might not be good for you to be the one who does it? At least, not if there's going to be a pool with any other Pokémon in it at the same time. With Zapdos she could at least have a Pokémon with Lightningrod next to her, but Teravolt means that won't really work out."

"It is not ideal, I know," Zekrom sighed. "Still, there is an alternative location in northern Johto I've heard about. Much nicer for Electric types specifically, I'll have to go there."


When they reached the resort, Mallow had a surprise straight away.

"Wait – you're…" she began, then looked confused and nudged Lana. "That is Oranguru queueing in front of us, right?"

"That's an Oranguru," Lana replied. "I don't know the specific Oranguru you mean."

"He helps me out sometimes," Mallow explained. "He's got a sort of cafe in the woods. I've talked to him about my problems, and he's, you know… wise about it."

"I'm a regular," Oranguru supplied. "I'm glad to hear I've helped you out by listening."

"Oh, that's neat," Ash nodded. "I wondered if they let Pokémon book visits by themselves, but it sounds like they do!"

"How do they do that, I wonder…." Mallow said.

"Well, Oranguru could do it a different way, but I know there's a web design business in Kalos that's run by Pokémon," Ash mused. "Maybe Oranguru just does it by going to the local library and using the computers? Typing things out in emails doesn't need you to talk, and he can do all the rest of it."

"Very perceptive," Oranguru congratulated. "Ah, it seems we're at the front of the queue."


There were a lot of different options about the kinds of therapy to put the Pokémon through, most of which applied primarily to the Ride Pokémon, and then there was a separate play area which the Pokémon who weren't getting therapy could go to to play around in.

Since none of the therapy sessions were scheduled just yet, everyone ended up heading over to the play area to spend a bit of time.

"Ahh," Mallow's Steenee said, sinking into the hot spring water. "This is nice."

"What's it like for a Grass type to bask in hot mineral water, anyway?" Torracat replied, jumping into the water and setting herself on fire with a whoosh of bubbles. "It's like water, rock and fire all mixed together, so what does it do?"

"It's relaxing, is what it is," Steenee said, then evolved into Tsareena. "Oh, well, I didn't expect it to be quite that relaxing..."

"I'll give it a go!" Dartrix announced, perching on one of the trees over the hot springs, then spread his wings and visibly fell asleep.

"Wait," Lycanroc said, tilting their head. "Is he going to do what I think he's going to do?"

Nebby started giggling.

With strigiform dignity and a snoring noise, Dartrix face-planted into the water accompanied by a loud sploosh.

Salazzle, Togedemaru and Popplio held up score cards.

"I'll… just go and make sure he's okay," Torracat volunteered, taking a breath and then plunging under the water before swimming over to her teammate.


The actual spa treatments were almost as varied as the Pokémon.

Altaria and Dragonair went through a moisturising treatment, which turned out to mean a mud bath, and Dragonair was nervous about it until they gave it a try – whereupon the Dragon-type decided emphatically that they did enjoy it, and Lana chuckled before helping out.

And vowing to have a proper swim later, of course.

Sophocles treated Metang with a series of herbal oils, which presumably in some way helped, while Kiawe's Charizard and Silver both went through a comprehensive massage from their respective trainers.

Ash fortunately knew enough about how to care for a Charizard that he was able to help Kiawe work out exactly which muscle groups to rub, and Silver talked cheerfully to them all about how to Dive and how he'd got tips from Ash's Charizard.

As for Garchomp and Flygon…

"Come on, Flygon, I know you can do it!" Mallow cheered.

"Pika-kachu! Pika!" Pikachu cheered as well, this time for Garchomp, as the two Ground-and-Dragon-types swam back and forth as fast as they could.

It was called the Stress Course, but no matter what you thought of it it was strange to see two flying Ground types underwater. It was like they were trying to cover all the bases for where a Pokémon could go, though then again Ash's Charizard already had that one handled.


"Look, can someone explain to Poipole not to draw on the pool side?" Marowak asked. "It's very flattering, don't get me wrong, but I think someone's going to complain."

"Don't worry, I can handle this," Salazzle told her. "Hold on a second."

He went over to the cold spring, which had been a hot spring before Snowy went into it and would be a hot spring again in future, and came back with Snowy a moment later.

"Can you check if this little bit of the coloured stuff is freezable?" he requested.

"Sure," Snowy agreed, swirling up a Powder Snow, and exhaled it in a long stream of breath that turned Poipole's lightning-bolt into a frozen lightning-bolt.

"Great, thanks," Salazzle said, then drenched the whole area in Ganlon scent.

"Wait, are you going to-" Marowak asked, then there was a washoom as Salazzle touched it off and froze the lot.

"There," he declared, picking the whole painting up. "Job done. No complaints needed, Poipole not disappointed. Anyone for some scent therapy? Presumably if I surrounded you with Custap scent it'd be familiar or something."

 

Notes:

I think Stakataka doesn't like things to be tacky.

And of course you've got to have a beach episode.

Chapter 48: Nebby's Ma and Necrozma

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"That's good," Ash said, during a late training session. "A bit faster… and just a bit… that's great! That's Rapid Spin!"

"Poiiiiii!" Poipole whistled. "Wheeeee!"

"Okay, Lycanroc, let's test if it works!" Ash added.

"Stealth Rock," Lycanroc complied, sending a field of stones floating into the air, and they whizzed towards Poipole. The force of Poipole's spin sent them flying off in all directions, none of them actually hitting him with enough force to do damage, and after a long moment Poipole spun back down again and did a slightly wobbly nod.

"Great!" Ash enthused. "That's really going to help give you options."

There was a bang in mid-air overhead, and everyone looked up.

"Huh?" Pikachu asked. "Nebby?"

"Yes?" Nebby replied, from next to Pikachu in their Cosmoem form.

"Oh, that's your mom, then," Pikachu decided, as Lunala flew down and landed in front of them.

"We have another urgent problem," Lunala said to Ash. "This one's more urgent than asking you to raise our child. Good job on that one by the way."

"Thanks!" Nebby said, then giggled. "I know you were thanking Ash but I feel like that's a thanks situation from me too!"

"What's going on?" Ash asked.

"An extradimensional black Pokémon of great power is chasing Solgaleo with single-minded intensity," Lunala explained. "We don't recognize them."

"Then that sounds like a job for the Ultra Guardians!" Ash said, reaching for Arc. "Arc, can you alert Lusamine and the other Ultra Guardians? It might be too urgent for us to go to the base, but if they can meet us there…?"

"Ringing," Arc replied.

"I'll take you there, Ash!" Nebby declared, then evolved to Solgaleo with a flash of solar light. "Climb on!"

"You got it, Nebby!" Ash agreed. "Pikachu, you'll have to come with me until we meet up with Garchomp!"

Lycanroc returned themselves, as did Dartrix and Torracat, and Zygarde crouched before springing up onto Nebby's back behind Ash.

There was plenty of room.

"If we are going through an Ultra Wormhole to another universe, please give me some warning," Zygarde requested. "I will endeavour to bring sufficient Cells to maintain full capacity."

"Got it!" Nebby replied, checking that all the passengers who were coming were on his back, then took off.

"Attention!" Arc said, to get Ash's attention. "I have connected to Director Lusamine through a direct video call after she did not answer the phone. It appears that she is ill or otherwise lacking in energy."

Their golden ring pulsed. "I am checking other sources of information. It appears that all adult humans in the Alola region are currently enervated. Children and some teenagers are unaffected."

"Enervated… I guess that means they don't have energy," Ash decided, not sure what the word meant but making what he considered to be a fairly reasonable guess all things considered. "That might be because of whatever this is! Arc, the other Ultra Guardians should be okay, and we need their help more than ever now!"

"Contacting," Arc replied. "Ibid, I request you start bringing over other members of Ash's team."

"Follow me," Lunala requested. "We are going to be jumping to where Solgaleo is."

"Hang on, Ibid, don't teleport just yet or you'll get left behind!" Ash warned quickly, then Lunala powered up to Full Moon briefly and blew a hole in the universe.


They didn't go far, emerging on the far side of Hau'Oli City from Kukui's house, and Solgaleo was fighting with difficulty against a strange black crystal Pokémon.

"What is that?" Ash wondered, then Ibid teleported away and came back a moment later with several Pokémon. One of them was Zoroark, and Ash stood up on Nebby's back long enough to activate Bond Phenomenon, then he wobbled and would have fallen off except that a Dragonite caught him.

"Thanks!" he told her, as nearby Zoroark switched to a Flygon and flew ahead. "Lunala, do you know what that Pokémon wants?"

"No idea!" Lunala replied, then Solgaleo dodged in the wrong direction and the crystal Pokémon caught him.

The whole of the Sunne Pokémon flashed, then the black crystal absorbed him. What resulted was a kind of fusion of the two, like Solgaleo wearing crystalline armour, and the fusion roared before firing out a beam of light that slammed into Lunala and knocked her backwards.

"Uh," Ash said, frowning. "That looks familiar..."

He cupped his hands around his mouth. "Zoroark! Get in close and block those attacks, it's Prismatic Laser!"

"Got it!" Zoroark replied, switching shapes, and stopped the next Prismatic Laser attack from hitting Lunala.

"Everyone else, watch out!" Ash added. "Prismatic Laser's a strong Psychic attack! Lunala, did Solgaleo know it?"

"I don't even know how you just recognized it!" Lunala said. "No, he doesn't, neither of us even know what it is!"

"Mew told me once!" Ash said. "And Unown's used it a couple of times, it's a lot of set up for them but it's a strong move!"

"Mister Ketchum!" Kiawe called, from down below.

Dragonite banked right a bit, so Ash could see, and he brightened at the sight of all the Ultra Guardians – including Gladion, on Silvally – rising up to meet them.

"Guys, it's great to see you!" he said. "Gladion, can Silvally swap memories without your help?"

"I do not have an unlimited repertoire," Silvally replied. "Why do you ask?"

"We need as many Dark types to stop those Prismatic Lasers as we can!" Ash explained. "If you can be a Flying and Dark type at different times it'll be really helpful, but Zoroark's really doing his best so it might not be necessary. Pikachu, switch to Garchomp – Zygarde, you too! Nebby, let's see how that Pokémon likes a Searing Sunraze Smash!"

"Just make sure Solgaleo's okay," Lunala asked. "Please."

"I'm going to make sure everyone is okay!" Ash replied, bracing himself and standing up on Dragonite's back this time as she halted to hover in mid-air. "And that includes Solgaleo."

"It does," Nebby agreed, then lit up with brilliant light as Ash posed, and pounced. "Searing Sunraze SMASH!"


"This utter exhaustion is scientifically fascinating," Professor Burnet said.

"Agreed," Professor Kukui agreed.

Neither of them said anything for a long moment.

"I wonder if Ash is involved?" Kukui added.


The impact of Nebby's Z-move echoed off the sea below and the nearby mountains, and the strange black Ultra Beast separated from Solgaleo – who dropped straight down towards the sea.

"Dragonite, catch him!" Ash called, pointing, and one of the flying reserve Dragonite shot down to snag Solgaleo out of the air. "Nebby, get back here!"

Nebby shrank back to Cosmoem, avoided a swipe from the black Ultra Beast, then switched to Lunala and began dodging as best she could.

"Designation determined," Arc stated. "The creature's name is Necrozma."

"Necrozma, right!" Ash replied, then winced as Necrozma fired an intense pillar of light that Zoroark didn't manage to intercept in time. The blast hit Nebby's wing, sending her spinning around, and Ash pointed. "Heracross, boost Pikachu! Pikachu, distract Necrozma!"

Heracross launched himself off the Dragonite he'd been riding, and punched Pikachu very hard with Plasma Fists. The impact knocked Pikachu clear of Garchomp, but that was half the point, and a moment later Pikachu launched out an enormous electric attack which hammered into Necrozma and knocked the crystalline Pokémon flying.

Now Ash had a moment to aim without worrying that Nebby was going to dodge clear of the beam, and he recalled Nebby before sending her out again right next to him.

"Thanks!" Nebby said. "I forgot that was an option!"

"No problem!" Ash replied, checking that Garchomp had caught Pikachu again, then frowned.

There was something he couldn't quite see…

"Poii!" Poipole said, coming out and giving Nebby a quick hug, then looked in the direction of Necrozma. "Pii poiiii! Poii-poipole!"

"Really?" Ash replied. "Then… yeah, I need to check something. Thanks, Poipole!"

He looked back and forth, then spotted the Pokémon he was after.

"Talonflame, Pidgey!" he called, and Pidgey flew over to him. Talonflame sort of didn't, just appearing next to him with a whoosh of air, and Ash held out a Dusk Ball. "Pidgey, get ready to go Pidgeot – I need you to carry Salazzle. Salazzle's going to have to make some Maranga scent between us and Necrozma. Talonflame, touch it off if you see a light beam about to hit us!"

"What do you mean us?" Talonflame checked, as Pidgey began Pidgeyvolving.

"Me and Dragonite!" Ash clarified. "I need to get a close look at Necrozma's back. Think we can do that?"

"Of course, sire," Dragonite agreed.

Now that Pidgeot was ready, Ash sent out Salazzle.

"On it, boss," Salazzle said, then he and Pidgeot went rocketing away towards Necrozma. Dragonite waited a moment, then followed.


"What is Ash even doing?" Kiawe asked, wincing at the sight of the blurs tracing circles around that weird black crystal Pokémon.

I don't know, but it's going to be amazing, said the Cresselia floating next to his Charizard. It usually is, with Ash.

Then a Dragonite zipped up and said something.

Oh! Cresselia said. You can all use Z moves, right? Because Solgaleo is utterly exhausted and needs some of that kind of energy to heal him.

She turned slightly. Lunala, Dr. Agonite says that Solgaleo is at the Altar of the Sunne being treated. Can you make sure the Ultra Guardians can get there?

Lunala spread her wings, then there was an explosion of light and an Ultra Wormhole formed.

"Come on, guys!" Kiawe called. "Solgaleo needs our help!"

"What about Ash?" Lana asked.

"He's Ash, either he'll be fine or he'll ask for help!" Kiawe replied. "We can help Solgaleo right now, so let's do that, it's not like we can't come back!"


"Okay, we can pull back!" Ash told Dragonite.

She banked around and zoomed away from Necrozma, and behind them there was an explosion as Talonflame touched off the Dark-typed cloud to cover their retreat.

"Where is she… there!" Ash added, as Dragonite fell into formation next to Nebby. "I've got an idea, but I don't know if it's going to work, Nebby. And it needs your help to try."

"What kind of help?" Nebby asked.

"I'm going to need you to let yourself get caught by Necrozma," he explained. "I think we can break you out again if it doesn't work, but if I'm going to try this it's going to take you being in there."

"I can do it, Ash," Nebby insisted. "What else?"

"Just that Necrozma needs to fire their attack up, okay?" Ash said. "Not at anything. If you can do that, that would be great, but otherwise at Zoroark should be fine."

He switched Z-crystals, pulling out the Solgalium Z from his Z-ring and glancing down to make sure he was picking the right one. "Is that okay?"

"I'll do it!" Nebby insisted, then flew up into the air before diving straight towards Necrozma.

The black crystalline Pokémon blasted an attack at Nebby, another one which Zoroark intercepted, then the Dark-type flew out of the way – just before Nebby and Necrozma collided.

There was a flash of silver light, one which drained away in moments, and when it cleared it was now Nebby's turn to be encased in black crystals. Her wings were shimmering with silver light, but Necrozma's crystals had grown over her main body and studded the outer edge of her wings.

"Stable platform, Dragonite!" Ash called. "Here goes!"

He slotted in the other crystal he was after, the one he'd found on his first day in Akala, and struck three poses as the Nebby/Necrozma fusion powered up.

A pillar of light stabbed skywards, then intensified to a brilliant light that hurt the eyes and made the whole night sky turn from black to a brilliant daylight blue.

And, when it faded, there were two Pokémon hovering there. Nebby, and the Blinding One.

Ash Ketchum.

Up close, you could still see how the Blinding One was similar to the Necrozma they'd been battling. There were still crystals making up much of its form, at least. But the brilliant light that flowed from every one of those crystals, making them shine with solar radiance in the darkness and creating a whole draconic Pokémon body out of what seemed like nothing more than condensed sunlight.. that was new, and different.

I am most grateful, the new Necrozma added. You could so easily have seen me as an enemy.

"But I couldn't do that without knowing why you were doing what you were doing!" Ash said. "And once I realized that symbol you have matched the Z crystal I found, and when Poipole told me that you were what their homeworld's light source became, it was obvious you were just absolutely starved of light! And your special moves were all about light, so it just needed amplification!"

The empowered Necrozma turned to look at Nebby. I shared your understanding of all things less than a minute ago, and I'm still not quite sure how to react.

"That's Ash for you!" Nebby replied. "Hey, you can make Ultra Wormholes, right? Because I've used two Z moves for non-wormhole reasons in less than five minutes and I think I'd like a night's sleep before I try and make one again."

Then all the Ultra Guardians returned through a wormhole along with Lunala, saw the Blinding One, and had a very Alolan religious experience.


"I cannot get over this," Kiawe was saying, some minutes later. "I can not get over this. You just – that's the Blinding One!"

I am Necrozma, the being informed him.

"You're Ultra Necrozma is what you are!" Solgaleo said, sitting on air. "Back to the best version of yourself! Full of Ultra Aura! Ultra is the right word I think!"

That would make as good a distinction as any, Necrozma decided. Though I must depart soon.

"Aw, really?" Nebby asked. "Well, I guess you do have a job being the source of light for a whole world so it's not like you can give up on that."

"I wanted to ask about that," Ash admitted. "You are from Poipole's world, right? Thing is, he has a weird dialect, I've learned it but it's different than Pokémon from this world. But you don't?"

Actually I do, I just learned the local languages, the sun-dragon explained. Both in the past, when I visited Alola, and recently from Nebby.

"Oh!" Pikachu said. "Actually now that I remember – if you did visit Alola in the past, they said there was no light until you turned up. Is that right?"

Do they really say that? Necrozma asked, embarrassed. That's an exaggeration. What actually happened is that the three of us brought Z Crystals to Alola… crystals empowered by my light, as it happens.

They folded their wings, floating through psychic power instead of aerodynamics. I can see how that might become mis-remembered over time.

"And it's really fortunate you did," Ash pointed out. "Do you know why some Z crystals are for specific Pokémon and others aren't?"

He rummaged around. "And, uh… so there's some which are for Types in general, there's a few that transform under specific conditions, but then there's ones like Solgalium Z and your one that are Pokémon specific and always are. I guess there's one for Lycanroc too?"

The transformation, I cannot tell you, Necrozma admitted. It is probably something to do with the nature of a strong connection and calling upon my light. But I created the specific crystals mostly for specific reasons.

The dragon coughed. For example, I like Lycanrocs.

"I am a Lycanroc!" Ash's Lycanroc said. "Hello!"

Ultra Necrozma stared at them.

Magnificent, they declared. How are you floating?

"Stealth Rock and determination!"


There were a few other things to sort out, like going to inform Professor Kukui about what had happened, and then confirming that Necrozma had been linked to the sudden overwhelming fatigue that had struck most of Alola.

I am sorry, the enormous dragon said. The only thing I can say in my defence is that I was blinded myself by pain, and not thinking straight.

"Oh, it wasn't bad," Kukui replied, wearing a pair of polarized sunglasses with a second pair of polarized lenses at right angles. "We were just really tired."

"And, if you want, you can think about it this way!" Ash added. "You were so in pain that you couldn't think straight, sure! You wanted to fix your wounds and light so much that you were willing to attack Solgaleo and Lunala!"

Necrozma did their best to shrink in on themselves and not be noticed, which wasn't very easy when you were a colossal dragon shining brightly enough to light up the night-time beach front like it was mid-morning.

"But it took you ages to do that!" Ash went on. "You got hurt really, really badly, and that was a long time ago, and eventually it got so bad you couldn't think about anything else. It was so bad that when you got here you were draining energy from all the adults in Alola – but that means you weren't draining the kids! There was something deep inside you that insisted you shouldn't do that, and… that's important."

Necrozma leaned closer. I… yes, you are right. I had not thought of that.

They raised a claw, paused, then concentrated, and the very tip of the claw went black. Is this cold enough for normal humans to touch? I have no idea.

"Zoroark, can you check?" Ash asked.

Nothing happened.

Kukui looked back and forth. "Where is Zoroark, actually?"

Ash flicked one of the Dragonite next to him with a finger, bursting Zoroark's illusion. "Great job! It took me a while to spot you that time."

"You're way too good at that," Zoroark complained, then shrugged, and switched into being a Giant Ninetales. He batted at Necrozma's dark clawtip with a paw, then nodded. "Yeah, should be fine."

Ash reached out his hand, and touched Necrozma.

Thank you, Ash Ketchum. For the second time.

"And… oh, yeah, there's something I should ask about," Ash said. "We don't actually know where Poipole is from so we couldn't send him home, but if you're from the same place then that makes it an option."

"Poii!" Poipole said, sounding terribly sad. "Don't want to go..."

"Hey, I'm not saying you have to go," Ash replied. "And certainly not that you can't come back! It's just so you have the option to do it, okay? And so Nebby knows where to go."

Hmm, Necrozma considered, then leaned down next to Lunala. My world needs me, but not on a permanent basis. I don't suppose one of you would be willing to handle providing illumination now and then if I wanted a break?

"A break?" Lunala asked. "And where would this break be, exactly?"

I already have a few ideas…


Giovanni's phone rang.

"It's me," he said, picking it up. "Nanu? I assume this is about Ash. What did he do this time."

Giovanni listened.

About halfway through, he got up and went over to the cabinet.

"I see," he said, eventually, sitting back down and pouring himself a glass of something expensive. "So what you're telling me is that Ash Ketchum… befriended the sun."

Another pause.

"Oh, an alien sun. Yes, thank you for the clarification, otherwise it might have sounded terrifying…"

 

Notes:

Who remembered that Z-crystal Ash got on Akala?

Chapter 49: Wrestle-many-a

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hey!" Aten demanded. "Hey, I have important concerns to raise! Mostly involving violence!"

"Huh?" Ash asked, looking up. "What is it, Aten? Is someone trapped in a sand tomb?"

"...what?" Aten replied, completely thrown.

"Actually, it's kind of helpful you're here!" Ash replied. "I was thinking of doing a lesson about trapping moves and things like that, you know, not just using terrain in battles but making it, and having you for that would be really useful because you're good at setting those up."

"Would that mean I get to battle?" Aten asked, distracted.

"You'd almost certainly be able to set up traps and then see them blow up on teammates, if that's what you mean," Pikachu said.

"Hmm, well, that might be acceptable," Aten admitted, then shook his head and stamped a foot. "But that is not why I was here! I wanted to complain about what happened, which I found out about from Dragonite!"

"You mean the thing with Necrozma?" Ash asked. "Or the fireworks display?"

"I mean the wrestling match!" Aten insisted. "You had a Masked Royal match, where your team was themed around royalty, and you did not invite me! There was the opportunity for violence and I did not get it!"

"Oh, I see," Ash realized. "Yeah, sorry, Aten… I could defend myself by saying that there are other Pokémon I could have included, too, Zacian especially, but I should have thought about how much you'd enjoy it."

Aten simmered, which he was quite good at.

"What about if we plan out this lesson, a bit?" Ash suggested. "You can't be just the one on the attack all the time, but I bet we can come up with some good demonstrations of your moves, and then I can add in having Gigalith, Lycanroc and Froslass making terrain features themselves so it's a nice multi-sided battle at the end… you might need to stop mid-battle for me to explain what happened a few times, though."

"If I pull off something impressive, then I want you to explain how!" Aten demanded.

"Sure!" Ash agreed.


As it turned out, though, their planning session didn't go right through the rest of the morning.

Mostly, that was because Professor Kukui came to them with a bit of a worry. The Masked Royal was going to be doing a meet-and-greet at a local mall, and Kiawe had told everyone in tones of great excitement before saying that Kukui really needed to come and see too.

Caught off guard, Kukui hadn't been able to work out a good way to say no, and so he was now scheduled to take his students to go and watch a meet and greet for himself.

"Huh," Ash said, thinking. "Okay, so that's a tricky one. It's all about whether it's better for you to be in character on stage or with the class, right?"

"...actually it was about how it's going to be nearly impossible," Kukui said, a little confused.

"Yeah, but I've got plenty of illusion Pokémon," Ash replied. "Zoroark's pretty good at staying in character, though I guess his illusion could be broken if he gets hit… no, no, I know what we need to do."

"Does it involve me?" Aten asked. "Is this a chance for me to put on a Mask, be Royal, and take my rightful place?"

"Sort of!" Ash replied. "So… if Zacian does it, then her illusion isn't going to be solid. Same for Noctowl, and Latias and Latios. You and Zoroark do have solid illusions, and so does Purrloin if Mew's willing to be her for the day, but they break if they're hit. And Lokoko's good enough she can probably fake being solid, but that's not certain."

"So?" Aten asked.

"So, what we do is we make it part of the joke…" Ash replied. "If we can't be sure any one Pokémon can pretend to be the Masked Royal, we have loads of them doing it at different times, sometimes overlapping so it's happening all at once…"


"That was amazing!" Kiawe said, the following evening, as they left the mall. "I still don't get quite what happened, but it was amazing."

"Yeah," Lillie agreed with a nod. "I was wondering about what was going on in that first bit where the Masked Royal went to get something then came back almost straight away, but then when there were two of them… obviously one of them was fake."

Lana started giggling.

"Sorry," she said, shaking her head. "I just… when they were pointing at one another and accusing one another of stealing their masks… I know that's meant to be quite serious in wrestling but it was just hilarious. And then the third one turned up!"

"Did anyone else spot the one who flew overhead?" Kukui asked. "That might have been on wires, but he just… sort of floated through the ceiling space."

"Oh, I saw that!" Sophocles said. "That Masked Royal ended up upside down halfway through and looked a bit worried by the end."

"What I want to know is which one was the real one," Kiawe frowned.

"Oh, don't bother worrying about something like that!" Mallow advised him. "Especially because the number of times they went stomping off to get something and then came back with it, they could have swapped in several more Masked Royal doubles and we wouldn't even know."

"It was funny how they all came together to defeat that guy with the Magmortar, though," Lillie said. "They all just stopped arguing and every single one of them sent out an Incineroar."

She frowned. "Now I come to think of it… I wonder which one was real?"


"...see, the point is," Ash said, during their lesson the next day. "The terrain that a battle happens in is something that often gets ignored unless someone's planning to do something special with it. But even in League battles they don't just have the matches happen on a flat stage that can't be damaged by anything. Terrain can be all kinds of things, and it especially counts if you set it up yourself."

He waved down at the practice field they were using, which was badly marred after several cases of various Pokémon – chiefly Aten – creating terrain, and then using that terrain to do serious damage to someone else.

"For example, let's take Typhlosion!" he added, sending the Fire-type out, and Typhlosion slammed his fists together before springing into the air and vanishing underground with a crunch.

"Typhlosion can dig, but what can mess with a Pokémon that's digging?"

Mallow answered first. "Earthquake?"

"That can work!" Ash agreed. "But what about terrain?"

"Terrain…" Sophocles mumbled. "I suppose there's, um, you can't dig in water?"

"That's a good one," Ash agreed.

"Solid rock?"

"That works too, if the rock's stronger than the Pokémon!" Ash confirmed. "But here's a good one… Aten, ready?"

"I have been ready for a long time!" Aten replied, then Typhlosion burst out of the ground directly underneath him.

Several symbols glowed all at once, sending cords of light whipping out, and they passed right through Aten to wrap around Typhlosion.

"Aten set some traps!" Ash explained. "Then, when Typhlosion came up through the ground, he activated Aten's traps and snared himself. That's like terrain too, because it relies on Aten predicting where Typhlosion is going to go."

Aten shook his fur out. "Not that it was hard."

"Aten's right," Ash nodded.

He pointed. "So because Dig is a move that works to attack by bursting out of the ground, it means that Aten could be fairly sure where Typhlosion was going to be, and it meant he could set up a trap there. But even if Typhlosion or his trainer worked it out, it'd still be helpful because it meant Aten would have time to react. Terrain controls movement, remember!"

He was about to go on, but Professor Kukui leaned his head out of the classroom door. "Ultra Guardian alert, guys!"

"We'll finish this later, then!" Ash decided. "Aten, Typhlosion, Scrafty, any of you want to come along?"

"I'm fine," Scrafty shrugged.

"I've heard about those missions, not enough violence," Aten declared.

Typhlosion was actually interested, and Ash recalled him before running for the lifts in the classroom.


"So… this isn't an actual Ultra Beast, exactly," Ash summarized, as the other Ride Pokémon crowded around his current flier – Noivern, this time, who had demonstrated his Song of Storms and earned himself a Thunderbird Six badge. "Or it could be, but you don't think it is."

"That's right," Lusamine confirmed. "There's heavy electromagnetic interference coming from Wela Volcano, and it's getting worse. If this keeps up, we won't be able to pick up calls to International – I mean, we won't be able to detect signs of dangerous Ultra Aura."

"That was convincing, mother," Lillie said.

"You know, I am amplifying the conversation, you guys can spread out a bit more," Noivern said, trimming his wings slightly.

The other Ride Pokémon spread out a bit.

"Thanks!"

"Wela Volcano," Kiawe frowned. "I can't think of anything there that could cause it… do you know exactly where it is?"

"No, we don't have the sensor network," Lusamine replied. "You'll have to establish one."

"I do," Zygarde said.

They were sharing Garchomp with Pikachu, today, and their antenna lifted up. "Please hold. Establishing magnetic anomaly trace."

"What's going on?" Lusamine asked.

"Zygarde's doing a search!" Ash explained. "They've got Z-cells all over Alola."

"Lots of them, in fact," Zygarde replied. "Which is a little odd. When I got here I had not expected there to be quite this many in Alola… it would seem to be more of a Kalos thing."

They shrugged. "Locality identified. Passing information to Arc via Greentooth."

"Okay, we've got somewhere to start!" Ash said. "Let's go and look!"


"Well," Kiawe began, once they were on top of Arc's marker. "Those are Graveler, those are Geodude, and those are… Spark Stones, I think?"

Charizard flew a bit lower, and Kiawe nodded. "Yeah, they're Spark Stones. You find them as the result of an eruption, but, uh… generally speaking they're found underground I think. Especially the big ones like that."

He shrugged. "Maybe the signal we're picking up is just loads of Geodude and Graveler? But you'd think they would have shown up before now…"

"Well, if they do normally live underground, we should find out why they're not living underground now, right?" Ash asked.

Then there was a white flash below them, as someone sent out a Pinsir.

"Clear off!" he shouted. "Pinsir, Storm Throw!"

The Geodude and Graveler fled, and the Pinsir's trainer got out a pickaxe before digging into the rock.

"Anything?" another man asked, walking over.

"Yeah, loads," the trainer agreed. "There's plenty of Spark Stones here too, not as many as the main vein but this is going to make us rich!"

"Okay, that's it!" Kiawe said. "Charizard, let's go down!"

Noivern dropped as well, and so did the rest of the Ride Pokémon, and about ten seconds later all the Ultra Guardians were next to the pair of rock hunters.

"Do you have permission to mine here?" Lillie demanded, before Kiawe could actually explode.

"Permission?" the second rock hunter said, then snorted. "What do you mean, permission? The rocks are available for everyone, and we're part of everyone!"

"Wela Volcano's a sacred site," Sophocles said. "It's actually not available to anyone. It's true that finding the occasional one for a Geodude or Graveler to eat isn't something people get worried about, but you're mining them to get rich."

"So?" the first rock hunter replied. "What's it to you?"

Ash frowned.

"You were following those Geodude and Graveler, weren't you?" he asked. "That's clever, actually! Following them to see where they're getting food – but you said there was a main vein. Did you drive them out of their home before?"

"How did-" the second hunter said, then shook his head. "It doesn't matter! They're our stones now and they'll make us a lot of money as jewellery!"

"Do you guys work for Viren or something?" Kiawe asked.

There was a flicker of light behind the rock hunters.

"Hey!" Ash said, raising a Pokéball. "If I beat your Pinsir, will you stop chasing the Graveler and Geodude away and mining all the Spark Stones they were going to eat?"

"World doesn't work like that, kid," the rock hunter snorted. "Pinsir will settle you though."

Ash sent out Typhlosion.

"Huh, neat," Typhlosion said, sniffing. "I don't know if it's because of a volcano or what, but I think I can smell some of those stones underground…"

"What's this about mining Spark Stones?" Officer Jenny asked, having picked herself up from where Hoopa had dropped her – directly behind the Rock Hunters.


The rock hunters, including the ones who were working in a mine they'd made out of the Geodude and Graveler colony's home, got very arrested.

Officer Jenny was getting quite good at doing that.

Then Typhlosion dug around to find some Spark Stones for the local Rock-types, and that seemed to serve as a peace offering.


"Hmm," Aten said. "In hindsight, I probably should have asked how long they were going to be…"

 


Notes:

The high prevalence of stupid land developers and the like in Alola would be concerning were it not for how quickly they face consequences.

Chapter 50: Big Mouth in Little Alola

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Good morning!" Tapu Koko said.

Ash had been in the middle of checking his list of Pokémon to see who hadn't had some time in a while, but he waved at Tapu Koko. "Hi! Oh, hang on a minute, I'll be out to see you – just don't break the window, okay? It's difficult to make sure we got all the glass."

"All right," the Electric-type Legendary confirmed, dropping down from Ash's window, and Ash held out his arm for Pikachu.


"I want to do some experiments!" Tapu Koko said. "Specifically, I want to see how often I get my Z crystal selection for you right."

"How would that work?" Ash asked.

"All the ones you've got so far from anywhere are ones that I think have the potential for an extra, specialized boost," the Tapu explained. "I made sure of it! But I've also got one which I don't think has the potential, and I want to see what happens when you use it to see if I'm right or not."

"Um," Pikachu said. "I'm not entirely sure I follow?"

Ash shrugged. "No, I get it!" he said. "It's because the two ways to prove that Koko is wrong would be for him to have picked a Z crystal that doesn't work, or to not pick one that does work, and that second one is the one that would be definite."

"Exactly," Koko confirmed. "Now, what do we know so far?"

"Well…" Ash began, thinking. "We know that so far the special ones that transformed were Grass, Electric and Ghost, and all three of those transformed for a Pokémon with the same type. So if we wanted to prove or disprove your ability to pick, it only makes sense to start with one that matches type… right?"

Then he shook his head. "No, wait. We want to start with one that doesn't match the type of the Pokémon using it. That way it gives us more information."

"Very good!" Koko stated. "You see, we'll be doing science soon enough!"

"I'm suddenly intimidated," Pikachu winced.

"And I brought along exactly the crystal to test that!" Koko went on. "The core point here is that it has to be a commonly used move, like a signature, that doesn't match the type of the Pokémon actually doing it!"


Five minutes later, Ash had his Pokémon ready.

"Okay, Charizard!" Ash called. "Wait for me to do the poses, and then when the Z-crystal energy surrounds you that's when you use Drill Run!"

"Got it!" Charizard confirmed. "Should I be targeting anything in particular?"

"Me!" Tapu Koko waved. "Don't worry, I know Endure!"

The Tapu folded his arms. "This is a good plan. I have the best plans."

Ash slotted the Groundium Z, and Charizard took off with a whoosh of wings.

"The poses are like this," Tapu Koko demonstrated, and Ash nodded.

"Ready?" he called, and Charizard gave a thumbs-up.

Ash struck the poses, alien sunlight flowing around them both, then Charizard used Drill Run.

Tapu Koko's armour slammed together, and he used Endure. Charizard's spinning whirl of wings and claws and light impacted a moment later, clashed against it with a skreeeeee that made the ground shiver, then there was an almighty explosion that sent Ash, Pikachu and Charizard flying.


"Ow," Ash mumbled, then picked himself up and checked his Z-ring. "Okay, uh, either it didn't transform or I didn't notice before it changed back. Guys, are you okay?"

"Here," Pikachu said.

"Ash, where are we?" Charizard asked.

Ash looked around, and winced.

He'd sort of noticed that the grass had gone, but that might have been from the explosion… but there was nothing around them, except sand and rocks.

The sky was dark and dusty, and Ash frowned. "Huh… this is weird."

Marshadow poked his head out of Ash's shadow. "It is, yes," he agreed. "We'd better find out what happened, I've only got enough food for a few weeks in here."

"Arc, any ideas?" Ash said, taking his phone out of his pocket.

"I am checking location data," Arc replied. "According to all my available information, you have moved ana but only in that direction. You are still on Melemele Island, near Hau'oli City."

"Then I guess something really bad happened," Ash decided. "Which way's ana?"

"Ana is a movement between universes," Arc supplied. "I am attempting to contact assistance."

"Well…" Ash began, thinking. "If it was a Z move that got us here, maybe it was like an uncontrolled Ultra Wormhole. Can we try another one to get back?"

"Not from me, not today," Charizard replied. "Well. Maybe after lunch. But that was really draining."

"That's okay, Charizard," Ash said. "I guess we'd need Tapu Koko too to make it the same as last time. You can come on back and rest if you want… let's see if there's any clues in the other version of Hau'oli City, I guess!"

He recalled Charizard, then got to walking.


"This place is kind of spooky," Ash summarized.

"Yeah, no kidding," Pikachu agreed. "It's not quite the same city, but it's similar enough to be really weird. What happened here?"

There was a sort of wham noise, then a crunching, and Ash frowned.

"Did that sound like a Pokémon?" he asked. "I guess we are in another reality, so it could be an Ultra Beast…"

There was another crunching sound, then a massive creature came bursting through a nearby wall.

From Ash's angle it seemed at first to be mostly wall, but then it ate the wall and turned out to be mostly mouth instead.

"Whoa!" Ash gasped. "Okay, that's got to be an Ultra Beast or something!"

The Beast had two smaller claw-mouths on either side of its huge mouth, and they lunged at Ash.

Ash dodged out of the way, then pointed. "Pikachu, Thunder!"

Pikachu used Thunder with a wham of tearing air, and Ash watched carefully as the claw and pseudopod flinched back from the impact.

"Okay, that's resistant I think?" he asked. "Hey, what Types do you think it is, Arc?"

"I am analyzing the situation," Arc replied.

"Well, whatever type it is, I know one option we have it's not going to be immune to!" Ash declared, then ducked for cover as a blast of plasma dissolved their former hiding place. "Marshadow, Pikachu, let's get ready to do Bond Phenomenon!"

"Zeraora, Close Combat!" a voice called, and a Zeraora came darting in before hitting the claw so hard that the Ultra Beast flinched back. "Plasma Fists!"

Zeraora delivered an upper-cut that paralyzed the Ultra Beast, then the trainer jumped down next to Ash. "Come on, this way to safety!"


Safety turned out to be inside an old ventilation system.

The trainer held up his hand for silence for several long, tense minutes, until Zeraora reappeared.

"All clear, Dia," she said.

"Phew," Dia sighed. "That was close… who are you, anyway? How did you not know Guzzlord was dangerous?"

"I'm-" Ash began.

"Or did you think you could beat that thing with your Pikachu?" Dia added. "In case you'd somehow missed it, Z-moves don't work any more, you can't Gigavolt Havoc your way out of this!"

"Rude," Pikachu huffed.

"I was actually thinking of doing something else," Ash protested. "But we're from another universe… how long has Guzzlord been causing trouble?"

"Another universe?" Dia asked. "How is that even possible?"

"Beats me!" Ash replied, with a shrug. "If Nebby or Necrozma had done it I'd know, but neither of them are around at the moment. Hey, Dia, if you know what Guzzlord is, what types is it?"

"We think it's Dragon, and we know it's Dark," Dia replied, then did a double-take. "Wait, I didn't tell you my name."

"Yeah, but Zeraora did when she told us Guzzlord had gone," Ash shrugged, already thinking. "Hmm, so Fairy type would be best, but I don't have Clefairy, Servine or Zacian with me… it's a pity Tapu Koko didn't come through the blast with me, he's Fairy type…"

"You have a – what?" Dia said, deeply confused. "You have Tapu Koko as your Pokémon?"

"No, the others are mine," Ash explained. "I guess Croconaw could probably do something if he gets the right type…"

Zeraora was trying not to laugh.


Once Dia had partly recovered from his first exposure to Ash, he got onto explaining the general situation.

It turned out that his version of Alola had been different from Ash's one for a while, and had been overrun by excessive development and exploitation of the natural resources. That had meant trouble when the Ultra Wormholes started opening up, and especially when all the Ultra Rangers – Dia's group – had been unable to beat Guzzlord even working together, because their Z-moves had stopped working.

"The Tapus were angry, we think," Dia explained. "Or, I think. And the island was evacuated… and Guzzlord destroyed everything."

He groaned. "Since then I've been trying my best to make things right, by forcing Guzzlord back through an Ultra Wormhole, but even with Zeraora helping me I haven't been able to do it."

"Well, we can help!" Ash suggested. "Charizard's tired out, but I've still got Croconaw, Buizel, Starly and Lycanroc with me. Plus, I can Mega Evolve or Bond Phenomenon and that's got to help."

Dia looked puzzled. "What's Bond Phenomenon? I know about Mega Evolving, but I didn't know Lycanroc could do it."

"No, I mean I can," Ash clarified, as Pikachu started giggling. "Oh, yeah, and Pikachu's really strong, I mean, really strong. So I bet he can help too… actually, though, that might get in the way if we use Bond Phenomenon…"


With something approaching a plan ready, and after Ash's Lycanroc had shown that they could do things Dia wasn't expecting (even if one of those things was 'be orange'), Ash and Dia spent enough time resting up to be ready for a battle.

Then they went to the site of the Ultra Wormhole, and Dia groaned.

"It's smaller than it was," he said. "This is… we've got to get Guzzlord through it as soon as possible."

Ash held Arc up.

"Analyzed," Arc announced. "This Ultra Wormhole will not be able to take large passengers once another twenty minutes have elapsed."

"Then we need to get Guzzlord's attention now!" Ash decided, sending out Charizard. "Hey, Charizard, you ready for this?"

"Ready for anything, Ash!" Charizard replied. "What do you need?"

"Go and lure Guzzlord here, okay?" Ash asked. "I'll keep track of you!"

He struck a pose, and Charizard copied him.

"I told you, Z-moves don't-" Dia began, then stopped as Ash's Charizard became Ash-Charizard.

Then Ash-Charizard flew off through a window – sideways – and detonated a massive Flamethrower attack. Guzzlord roared in response.

"Okay, Guzzlord's on the way!" Ash said. "Charizard's flying over there to get their attention… and there they are! Ranged attacks, Charizard!"

"What is happening?" Dia asked.

Zeraora shrugged; it wasn't like she had much more idea than her friend about that.


Ash-Charizard's ability to lure Guzzlord by breathing flame at it despite flying in reverse proved to be very useful, but the Ultra Beast wasn't a mindless eating machine despite how it seemed. It stopped and growled when it saw the building with the Ultra Wormhole in it, then turned to leave.

"Lycanroc, now!" Ash said.

Lycanroc howled, and a whole slab section of one of the buildings broke off. It went flying at Guzzlord, hitting them on the side, and drove them a foot or so towards the building before Guzzlord grabbed it with a claw and ate the concrete slab instead.

"Zeraora, Plasma Fists!" Dia suggested.

"Sounds good to me!" Zeraora agreed, the technically-wild Pokémon darting in to hit Guzzlord with a fizzing, sparking right hook, and Pikachu contributed with a massive Thunder attack the moment she was clear. Then Croconaw used Revelation Dance, and Buizel darted in with Unnamed Priority Fairy Attack, before they all got out of the way as Starly hurled a massive Aura Sphere that curved around and hit Guzzlord right between the eyes.

"Charizard, Lycanroc, while it's stunned!" Ash called.

Both Pokémon did their best to strike before Guzzlord recovered, shoving it into the same room as the Ultra Wormhole, but then it used Thrash and slammed Charizard into one of the walls.

Charizard spun into a Drill Run, digging himself out of the pile, but the impact had been enough to stagger Ash as well thanks to their bond.

"Attention!" Arc said, turning their volume up to maximum. "Please stand back!"

"From where?" Dia asked. "Who said that?"

Then a new Ultra Wormhole appeared, and Dia stepped back in astonishment as both a Solgaleo and an enormous dragon made of light flew through.

"Hi!" Ash called. "Hey, Necrozma, can you make sure Z moves work here? They're broken apparently!"

He switched crystals on his Z-ring, then pointed. "Nebby, aim for below Guzzlord, same destination as that one over there but make it a beam!"

Nebby switched from Solgaleo to Lunala, then Guzzlord lunged upwards with their claws to try and grab at Necrozma.

DAZZLING GLEAM, Necrozma announced, and shone like the sun (which was entirely understandable). The explosion of light slammed Guzzlord back into the floor, then Nebby was ready and Ash struck the poses.

Condensed sunlight surrounded both Ash and Nebby, and they blew a hole in the universe directly underneath Guzzlord.

Guzzlord, naturally, fell right through the Ultra Wormhole.


"Arc told us you were missing!" Nebby explained, hugging Ash. "And Tapu Koko said it was a Z-move experiment, so I got Mom and Dad to take over from Necrozma and we came to rescue you!"

Indeed, Necrozma confirmed. It is sad to see a version of Alola in this state.

"Yeah," Ash sighed. "Hopefully with Guzzlord gone it'll be able to go back to how it should be, though."

"That's the Blinding One," Dia said. "How are you friends with the Blinding One?"

Ash saved me from myself, and healed a great injury, Necrozma replied. I am grateful on many levels. Now… we should be able to stay long enough to ask the local Tapus if there is anything else we need to fix, but then we really should get you home, Ash.

They bowed their head. Poipole keeps talking about how he is going to come back and rejoin your team as soon as he can do it under his own power.

"That's great to hear!" Ash said. "Tell him I bet it won't take him long, please!"

 

Notes:

Because the living sun should probably be able to use that move.

Chapter 51: E-V Training

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

After saying goodbye, and getting a lift back to his home universe, or timeline, or whichever it was, Ash found out that actually he'd only been gone about ten minutes by the local clocks.

Which was convenient, because it meant nobody had even got around to missing him.

Necrozma stayed around long enough to say hello to Dartrix and Meganium in particular, patting them on their respective heads and saying that they were a fan of how they enjoyed my style, then made an Ultra Wormhole and vanished through to relieve Solgaleo and Lunala of their job.

"It's really neat how some Legendary Pokémon symbolize something, then others do something, and then others still are something," Ash said, leaning against Nebby's side as he waved goodbye to Necrozma. "You know, how Solgaleo and Lunala symbolize the sun and moon but they're not actually up there shining down on the planet, and Yveltal doesn't get involved every time someone dies, while Rayquaza's main thing is the job of shooting down meteorites and stopping Groudon and Kyogre arguing. And Necrozma especially is a sun."

"Or a moon, probably," Nebby agreed, purring under his breath. "You know, Necrozma can be Shiny just at will? Because, you know… it's about what colour they shine, and shining is a thing they do all the time. They're normally white-yellow-golden, but they have a white-metal-silver setting instead."

"That does sound neat," Ash agreed. "Oh, hey, I should find Tapu Koko and tell him how the experiment went…"


Ash visited the Pokémon School that afternoon, and Lana came up to him almost as soon as he arrived.

"Mr. Ketchum, can you help?" she asked. "There's a Pokémon I met, but… I want to make sure I'm getting help from you about how to approach them properly."

"Oh, sure!" Ash agreed. "Is your class over for the day?"

"Yeah, we just finished a lesson about evolution stones," Lana confirmed. "Which is sort of appropriate, but – anyway, I know you talked about this stuff a lot, but it was a while ago and I haven't used any of it yet so I can't remember any of it. Can you go over it again?"

"You bet," Ash agreed. "So, first, what do you already know about the Pokémon?"

Lana frowned, lips moving slightly as she thought.

"I'm pretty sure they're a boy," she said. "It's one of those Pokémon with gender differences, but the difference is difficult to see and I didn't get a chance to ask, obviously."

Ash nodded. "Right… I guess it's a Pokémon that uses an evolution stone to evolve, so… Pikachu or Raichu, or a Nidoran...Gloom or Vileplume, maybe? Or-"

"Are you going through all of them from memory?" Lana asked, seriously impressed. "But, uh – anyway – they're an Eevee, so they can evolve from lots of evolution stones. And they were playing with Popplio yesterday, but I didn't want to interrupt them and surprise them. And now it'd feel awkward to ask, right?"

"It could be awkward, yeah, but how they're playing with Popplio is a good start, actually," Ash reassured her. "Remember, you can't understand Eevee but they can understand you, and Popplio can understand you, and they can talk to one another."

He frowned. "What kind of thing did you want to talk to them about?"

"All sorts, really," Lana said. "I wanted to ask them if they were okay, because they seemed really happy to play with Popplio but sad when Popplio left, so I don't really know if they're happy by themselves… and if they're not, they could come and live with me. And I'd like them to join my team, but that's – that feels like it should be separate."

"Well, she's learned well," Pikachu mused.

"Yeah, you're definitely thinking about this right," Ash agreed.

"That's good," Lana sighed.

She was still frowning, though. "How can I avoid making a mistake?"

"You can't guarantee you won't," Ash smiled. "You can just make sure you have a way to cope with it! But you know what might help break the ice?"


"Walking, walking, walking, I'm walking – along!" Eevee said to himself. "I don't know where I'm going, but I'm sure I'll find somewhere!"

Then he spotted someone up ahead, and brightened. "Oh! Popplio! Hi, it's great to see you!"

Full of enthusiasm, he raced up to her and jumped at her, and the Water-type just about managed to avoid falling over backwards.

"Yeah!" she agreed. "It's great to see you, too! How are you doing?"

"Great!" Eevee replied. "It's a sunny day and I had something to eat today!"

Popplio winced at that, for some reason, then flipped her tail a bit. "There's someone I'd like you to meet, okay?"

"Sure!" Eevee said. "Who are they?"

"She's called Lana," Popplio explained. "Lana?"

"That's my name, right?" asked a Quaxly, peering out from behind a log, then yelped in surprise as Eevee charged up to her and Tackled her as well.

"New friend~!" Eevee cheered, then looked at her. "Um. Is she okay? She's on the floor now."

Popplio tried not to commit to either giggling or sighing in exasperation. "I forgot how much you like doing that… Lana's actually my trainer, she's just turned into a Pokémon by magic so that she can meet you."

"Oh!" Eevee said.

He stepped back a bit. "What kind of Pokémon is a thats-my-name-right? I've not heard of that one!"


Explaining the full situation to Eevee took a bit more help, but eventually Lana and Popplio between them managed to explain to him what Lana was after.

Then he literally jumped at the chance to join Lana's team, before spending the whole rest of the afternoon teaching her how to surf on the local Mantine.

Lana did quite well, really, considering she couldn't understand what Eevee – or Sandy, as she nicknamed him – was saying. It didn't help either that Sandy's hair kept falling over his eyes, and he was very enthusiastic when Lana suggested getting him a hair-cut.

That got her knocked off Mantine again, but still.


Fur now trimmed, Sandy came with Lana to school the next day.

He then explained the long and sort-of-complicated process by which he'd come to Alola, which through the benefit of Lokoko's presence the whole class could follow and understand.

Well… understand, at least. Sandy's sheer enthusiasm and momentum when he explained everything that had happened led to him going back on himself, amending bits he'd already said to add other details, and going off to explain the trick of how to surf on a Mantine before asking if everyone wanted to give it a try.

"I'm not sure I can keep up with Sandy," Lillie admitted, once the little Eevee had finally finished. "But he's so enthusiastic, so it's hard to be annoyed."

That got nods.


Most of Ash's lesson that day was about how you could use your own knowledge to get more information out of what a wild Pokémon told you, and when you might need to ask follow up questions, but he had to keep it short because there was an appointment on his calendar to speak with someone called Hau.

He wasn't sure who Hau was, but if Arc put it there it must be important.

As it turned out, when Ash went to the meeting location Arc had put in alongside the appointment (helpfully marked as A Beach), Hau was a kid about Ash's own age who was Kahuna Hala's grandson.

He was also surprised to see Ash.

"Wait," he began. "You're actually real? I always thought you were like a ghost story or urban legend, or something like that."

"Really?" Ash replied. "I guess I did die once, so I can see where you'd get ghost story from… oh, yeah, and several of my Legendaries live in cities like Altomare! So both are right, kind of!"

Hau looked perplexed.

"Right," he said. "Anyway, uh… even if you are real, it turns out, why are you in Alola? I know you're not from here."

"That's right!" Ash agreed readily. "I'm not from here, but I am here as a teacher in Professor Kukui's class! Rotom's recording them in the hopes that, uh… how did Principal Oak put it?"

"They'd make some sense out of the you-ness, I think," Pikachu said. "Oh, hey, if Hau is Hala's grandson, does that mean he's going to be Kahuna eventually?"

"That's a good question!" Ash agreed. "Pikachu wants to know if you're going to be Kahuna eventually?"

"How would I even know that?" Hau said. "I'm – hold on, you actually can speak to Pokémon?"

Ash nodded. "Yeah!"

"Right," Hau replied, blinking quite hard several times. "That is, uh… okay, I missed how Principal Oak put it-"

"Oh, yeah, sorry," Ash said. "You know how it is, you come from a class where people are getting Pokémon translation, you leave your Ninetales there to keep doing it, you forget that now not everyone can understand what Pokémon say. Anyway, Principal Oak said that all the recordings would mean people got more of a chance to make sense of me, but he didn't really think that was likely I think."

He shrugged. "Still, if it helps people out! Oh, how do people end up as Kahunas anyway? I'm sort of scheduled to be called a Move Kahuna, I don't know if that's an official title or not but if it is I want to get the set up done."

Hau did his best to rally. "Well, uh… Kahunas are usually from within families, but not just anyone can end up the Kahuna. They have to be recognized by the Tapus as skilled trainers and also, I guess the closest term is pure of heart? Or, not likely to do the wrong thing for Alola."

"Right!" Ash said. "So it's a lot like Gym Leaders, except for the extra bit with the Tapus. I guess you'd have to do the Island Challenge first, and it's not like your grandfather is likely to leave any time soon, and even then you don't know who the Tapus will pick, but becoming a stronger Pokémon Trainer is important anyway! Hey, what Pokémon do you have?"


Hau had a Dartrix, who immediately got into a staring match with Ash's Dartrix, and an Alolan Raichu who examined Pikachu before hopping up onto his tail and floating there smugly.

Pikachu flicked his ears, then hopped up onto a Surfboard.

Raichu got less smug.

"How is that even-" Hau began, then shook his head. "Right, right. You're Ash Ketchum. I need to remind myself of that regularly when dealing with you… anyway, uh, I have a Tauros back home, and Dad said he'd get me an Eevee some time but that's not going to happen just yet. That's for when I have a good idea of how I want my full team to turn out, because Eevee has so much potential."

"And it depends what your Eevee wants to evolve into, too," Ash pointed out. "Oh, unless you mean your dad is going to try to find an Eevee that wants to evolve into a specific Pokémon? I guess there must be some of those, maybe they're there if you look for them…? I've never had a reason to look!"

"Left, and right, and boosh!" both Dartrix said at once, and Ash and Hau turned to look. Hau didn't understand but he turned to look anyway.

The two Grass-types were kicking their feet together, then tapping them either side, then flaring their wings.

"Good meeting," Ash's Dartrix added, looking up at his trainer. "Turns out we really get on well! We're birds of a feather!"

"Okay, that one has to have been deliberate," Pikachu muttered.

 

Notes:

Where are you going, Eevee?

The answer, it seems, is "everywhere at once"

Chapter 52: The Gym Leader who enables Surf

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Alola, Ash!" Misty called.

Ash was in the middle of half-refereeing half-encouraging a training bout between Torracat and Goodra, but he turned to wave. "Hi, Misty! Brock! I didn't know you two were coming to Alola!"

"Yeah!" Misty agreed. "That's because we wanted to surprise you, like you always do to us!"

She folded her arms. "So! Let's hear it, how much chaos have you caused since last time?"

Togetic started giggling pre-emptively.

"This should be good," Vulpix agreed.

"Well, uh…" Ash began. "I guess I can't remember if I told you some of this stuff so I should just go through the lot. I got a new Pokémon, a Cosmog, they evolved to a Cosmoem and then to a Solgaleo and-or Lunala depending on their preferences at that moment. They're not around right now because they're with the other new Pokémon I got… Rowlet evolved to Dartrix… then this other Pokémon I got is called Poipole, he's a poison type and really cute! He's still in another universe right now but he's learning to make Ultra Wormholes too I guess. And I also met, healed, and made friends with Necrozma!"

"I haven't heard of that Pokémon before," Brock said. "Actually I've not heard of Poipole either, but you did say they were from another universe."

"Necrozma's the same!" Ash told him. "We found out where Z crystals come from, it's Necrozma. They're a giant dragon made of light, and in Poipole's world they're the source of light that plants grow from too. They got badly injured a while ago but they're healed now."

Misty and Brock exchanged glances.

"So… about the usual, really," Brock judged. "Well, it's good to know you're enjoying yourself here, Ash!"

"Yeah, they have a different way of doing things here, it's really neat, you do Totem Trials against local Pokémon and Grand Trials against the Kahunas, and you earn Z crystals by doing it," Ash nodded. "Oh, and I accidentally blasted myself into a parallel universe last week but we solved the problem there and Nebby and Necrozma brought me home… oh, I should mention, I'm part of a team that goes around solving problems. It's like the G men but it's also mostly the class I teach at school."

Togetic was rolling on the ground giggling now.

"Oh, I should introduce you to Sandy," Ash decided. "I can't remember, did we tell you about Mantine Surfing before? There's so many Ride Mantine in Alola that they use them to do sports, like, well, surfing! And Sandy said that's how he got to Alola."

"Sandy's an Eevee, by the way," Pikachu said, because Ash had actually forgotten to mention it and it wasn't clear from context. "Part of Lana's team."

"That could be fun," Misty admitted. "Lana's the Water-type specialist, so maybe I should give him a chance to meet a Vaporeon…"

"How are your gyms getting on without you, actually?" Ash asked. "I know Brock has the rest of his family, but how are your sisters handling it?"

"They're not," Misty replied. "I left a schedule."


"What's even going on?" the challenger demanded, then ducked as the Goldeen went rocketing past.

She hit the wall with her horn, bounced off with a whunng, refocused, and aimed up at his Corvisquire.

"I thought bringing a Flying type to the Water gym would give me an advantage!"

"Yeah, like… no," Daisy said, adjusting her helmet. "Maybe if one of us was doing it, but Misty doesn't let us do gym challenges any more."

"Which, rude," Lily agreed. "But yeah."

Corvisquire was quite unnerved (which seemed unfair) by the Goldeen now chasing him through the air over the swimming pool, especially her precise Water Pulse attacks and the occasional Icy Wind, and after a long moment the challenger raised his voice.

"Tailwind!" he called. "Get some distance, then let's go for a Brave Bird!"

In response, Goldeen's horn began crackling with electricity.

"Oh, come on! What move even is that?"


"So I shouldn't have to do much," Misty shrugged.

"And I'm here on the lookout for something for Lucy," Brock added. "How do Z crystals work in terms of how you get them?"

"Well, they're usually handed down from the Tapus to the Kahunas and the Totem Pokémon," Ash explained. "And they're really earned on an individual basis, so it wouldn't make much sense for you to get her one like that… sorry."

Brock nodded, considering. "That's fair," he admitted. "I didn't really know enough to tell if it was a good idea or not."

"You could try finding a Pokémon who's interested in joining her?" Ash suggested. "Uh… a Salandit might be nice for her, they're Poison and Fire types… I'm not really very good with what Pokémon would make sense for her to get, though."

"I'll give it some thought," Brock decided.

The ground finally gave way beneath Torracat, who'd been holding Goodra up by the foot for quite a while now.

"Hah!" Torracat yowled. "My spine, one, the beach, nil!"


"Mantine Surfing?" Sandy asked. "Mantine Surfing? Yeah, I can do Mantine Surfing!"

He ran around in a circle, possibly in excitement or possibly just for emphasis (which was different), then went bounding towards the sea. "Mantine, Mantine! New friends!"

"He's enthusiastic," Misty said. "Is he like that at home?"

"Sometimes," Lana admitted. "He's quite good at tiring out my sisters, though, and I didn't think that was possible without industrial equipment or lots of Yawn."

"Great, he's here!" Sandy called, running right back up towards them, and skidded to a halt. "My friend Mantine's bringing his friends! Who wants to come and enjoy? I can give you all loads of tips, I fell off several times before I got the hang of it so I must know all the ways you can screw up and that's like knowing how to do it!"


As it turned out, Sandy's friend Mantine knew a lot of other Mantine.

Some of them were Ride Mantine, who came over from some nearby piers – leaving enough in case there was a sudden demand for them – while others were wild Mantine, which meant that the group had to sort of split into the ones who were able to stay on the back of a Mantine without handles and the ones who felt that they'd need the handles.

Then, as Sandy announced while bouncing on his paws with enthusiasm, Surf was Up!


"I know I'm mostly relying on what Mantine said, but you seem much less prone to falling off my back than I'd have expected," one of the Mantine said, looking up at Brock's Eevee.

"Ssh," Eevee replied, tail flicking. "Don't tell anyone, but I'm cheating, I'm using Floaty Fall to press myself into your back on the flips."

"I'm sure it can be our secret," Mantine chuckled, then accelerated towards a wave. "Okay, here we go!"

He hit the wave at speed, doing a flip and spin, and he and Eevee spun around several times before Mantine splashed back into the water.

"That was great!" Eevee giggled. "I wonder if doing that enough times is a trigger to become a Skyleon! Or whatever you'd call a flying type Eeveelution. Um… Jeteon? Cirreon?"

Seeing that Eevee was perhaps a bit distracted, Mantine sculled into the shallows until she'd finished thinking.


"How is Ash so good at this as well?" Kiawe asked.

He and Marowak were doing well too, he thought, but he was holding onto the Ride Mantine's handle. Ash was just on the back of one of the wild ones, balancing perfectly as if he'd been doing this all his life.

"He's using his danger sense," Pikachu explained, skidding in alongside Kiawe on a surfboard. "It'd be obvious if he fell off, because it'd break the Illusion, but he hasn't because he's using his danger sense."

"Huh, I guess that makes sense," Kiawe said, then watched as Pikachu flicked off a tiny ripple and did a five hundred and forty degree flip. "Okay, new question, how are you so good at that?"

"I'm a Surfing Pikachu, that's how," Pikachu replied. "It's a natural talent, apparently. It's how I fly, too, because… you know, Mew."


"It's a pity I don't get to talk to Lokoko while this is going on," Togetic said, with a sigh.

"Sure, but we can do it later, right?" Misty asked. "Okay, Mantine – that looks like a big one, aim for that!"

The Mantine she was riding surged towards the wave, then flicked off with a double somersault.

"Yeah!" the Fairy-type agreed, following her trainer and nodding. "It's just, you know. Lokoko and Vulpix are both in the safety and communication crew overhead, and you don't need either."

"So that's what all the Dragonites are," Mantine said, then splashed back into the sea after an extended flight. "I wondered about that."

"It's because most people have a bit of trouble swimming after going splashing into the water," Misty said. "I don't because I'm a Water-type trainer and also amazing, but most people are just one of those."

"And your Pokémon know to come out of their Pokéballs and help out," Togetic added. "Don't forget that, mama!"


"This is really different to riding on Metang," Sophocles said, wobbling in a worrying sort of way. "I don't – uh – whoah!"

He went splash into the water, and a Dragonite overhead blew her whistle.

Then Sophocles came right back out of the water again, as Charizard boosted him up to Mantine's back.

"That just looks wrong," Kiawe's Charizard admitted, shaking his head. "I know you're really cool for being able to do that, don't get me wrong, but… I'm just wincing and thinking about my tail flame."

"It's actually pretty easy, once you learn Drill Run," Ash's Charizard replied, kicking back and lounging on the surface of the water, then rolled back over on his front again and used Dive.


"Hey, Dragonite!" Ash called. "Mantine, give me a safe path for a moment? Thanks."

King Dragonite swooped down to fly alongside Ash. "Yes? Hi Mantine!"

"Hello," Mantine replied. "You'll excuse me if I don't wave."

"Speaking of wave, I think there's a big one coming," Ash said. "Can you get everyone else to be ready to go into shore? It's probably going to hit the underwater sandbar and break there, but it could be a bit too much trouble for everyone to ride it at once… and we should probably get ready for you to do a sudden rescue, too!"

He struck three poses, one after the other, and King Dragonite did the same.

"Hey, no Z-moves while riding-" Mantine began, then stopped in astonishment as King Dragonite changed colour. "Uh. Huh?"

"Let's go!" Ash announced, as King Dragonite went off to spread the warning. "We're going to want to be, uh… over there, to get a good angle!"


"That's Ash for you," Misty said, watching as Ash's Mantine mount surfed up the side of a massive breaker. "He's always got to go one better."

"Isn't that a bit dangerous?" Lillie asked, then winced as Ash overbalanced and parted company from Mantine.

She blinked, and suddenly Ash's Ash-Dragonite, King Dragonite, was holding Ash securely in his arms. "Um."

"That's Wrap," Pikachu supplied. "Everyone who can do that gets some kind of extra thing, like Silver's attack control? King Dragonite's one is something he calls Express Hugs, so when he uses Wrap or Bind it's a bit like Quick Attack or Accelerock."

"Sometimes I get reminded that Ash isn't quite crazy," Mallow said. "He's just more aware of everything than everyone else."

"No, he's crazy," Misty denied.

She spotted movement, turned, and waved. "Hi Brock! How did your search go?"

"I'm confused," Brock admitted. "I went to Nurse Joy, and I asked her what would be an ideal gift for the most lovely girl in the world."

"Right…" Misty said, now wary.

"And she said that she'd heard about me from her cousin on Valencia Island," Brock went on. "So she knew exactly what I needed."

"Okay," Vulpix nodded. "And is this the bit where Bulbasaur used Vine Whip?"

"Well, I explained that my girlfriend already had a Milotic and a Seviper," Brock continued. "And she gave me this."

He sent out a Comfey.

"I don't think they fit with Lucy's style, but I couldn't ask without Vulpix's help," Brock explained.

"I think Joy was as confused as you," Comfey announced, whirling into the air before settling around Brock's shoulders. "But I'm not an expert, I'm just a Lei, man."

Vulpix snorted. "Oh, dear..."

 

Notes:

And that's the last of the Bond Phenomenon abilities I came up with. Priority Hugs seemed just so appropriate...

Chapter 53: Poni Up

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

After Brock and Misty had headed back to Kanto, Brock still looking faintly confused, Kukui's whole class went on a field trip to Poni Island.

Ash came along, as well, because he hadn't done any trials on Poni Island – unless you counted Nebby's evolution, which had involved four Tapus and two Z-Crystals but probably didn't fit.

"So!" Kukui began, as everyone disembarked on Poni Island. "What is everyone going to do?"

He smiled. "This isn't one of those normal field trips where I have something special to show you! This is a field trip of self-guided individual study, so each of you have your own personal projects, and I'd be Fascinated to hear what they are!"

"I… just want to get stronger, really," Kiawe admitted. "To work better with Marowak, Charizard and Turtonator. Sorry, it doesn't sound very interesting now I say it…"

"Oh, it's perfectly important to develop your relationship with your Pokémon!" Kukui said. "That's a fine goal, Kiawe, don't worry."

"I'd like to get some Poni Radishes," Mallow told them.

She waved her hands. "There's potential there for a new recipe! But if we got just one Poni Radish then we couldn't experiment with it to the level you need to experiment to come up with something new – at that point it's just guessing – so I'm after having several Poni Radishes!"

Lana considered. "I think mine is a lot like Kiawe's, in a way, but it's focused on Popplio specifically. Sandy's probably going to be happy to be here, because he's… just, happy about everything, it's amazing… but Ida's taught me a lot and it'd be nice to meet up with her in person again."

"Hmm, and who is this Ida?" Kukui said. "I'm not going to Block you, I'm just interested."

"She's one of the Seafolk," Lana explained.

"Oh, are they like the People of the Water?" Ash checked. "I met some of those once! My friend May's Manaphy is the Prince of the Sea, and there's a giant sometimes-invisible floating building that he travels around in."

"Um," Mallow said. "Do you mean when he's not with her, or that she travels around in it as well?"

"No, it's because of Acid Armour," Ash told her.

It was presumably meant to be an explanation, even though it wasn't.

"Maybe I'll ask?" Lana decided.

Lillie held up her hand. "I'm planning on studying Poni Island's Pokémon. It's only recently that I've been able to face doing that up close, and with Snowy by my side I'll be safe."

Snowy rubbed her tails against Lillie's leg, and Lillie smiled at the contact.

"And I'm going to Vast Poni Canyon to evolve my Charjabug," Sophocles finished. "I checked and Charjabug's interested!"

"Those all sound like excellent projects," Kukui decided. "Now, Ash, there is one thing I want to warn you – Poni Island currently has no Kahuna. I know you were here for the Trials, but that could be a problem."

"That's fine," Ash shrugged. "I can do an Island Trial, and then I can ask Tapu Fini what's going on and see if she wants a battle!"

"That's Ash for you," Lana said, trying not to laugh.


Since so many of them were going in the same direction, Ash, Mallow and Sophocles all stayed together at least as far as the Ancient Poni Path.

"This place is pretty cool," Ash said, looking around. "From the name, I guess people have lived here a lot longer than the rest of Poni?"

He shrugged. "The rocks are definitely old, but they're old everywhere, right?"

"That's a good point," Sophocles agreed, frowning.

He glanced down at Togedemaru. "But… sometimes things get names because they're that thing at some point, and then we forget why. If at one point somewhere was a new building, it could end up being known as the New Tower, even if everywhere else gets knocked down."

"That's a great point!" Ash approved. "Huh, I wonder if there's anyone who'd know…"

"Radishes!" Mallow pointed, noticing a nearby farm. "Look, that Golurk's picking some!"

The Golurk crouched down, and lifted up a radish which turned out to be several feet long.

"Those are the famous Poni Island Radishes, right there," Mallow declared. "I really hope we can get some."

Ash walked up to the fence.

"Excuse me?" he asked. "Is your trainer around? My friend would like to get hold of some Poni Radishes!"

Golurk regarded him. "I will see," the Ghost type said, and walked towards the main farm building.

They dropped the radish into a holder, and went straight through the wall.

"It's always weird to see a Ghost type do that," Mallow admitted.

Then Golurk returned, along with a girl wearing overalls and a large purple bonnet.

"What's this?" she asked. "Hey, I recognize you from somewhere…"

"I'd like to buy some of your radishes," Mallow explained, stepping up. "I don't know how much they cost, but… I'm going to be here for several days, if that helps?"

The girl considered.

"Tell you what," she said. "It's hard working the farm by myself, I could do with a bit of help. Help me out for the next few days and we'll see what happens, okay?"

"You work the farm by yourself?" Ash asked. "Well, apart from your Pokémon, I guess?"

"That's right," the girl said. "My name's Hapu. This is my grandfather's farm, and I'm keeping it up in memory of him."

Mallow had been processing for the last several seconds.

"Sure!" she said. "Thank you for the offer – I'm so-"

A green blur went bonk off her head.

"-grateful?" Mallow finished, a bit startled, then saw where the blur had landed. "What just happened?"

"Wow," a Shaymin mumbled, uncurling. "You really were grateful… thanks for the soft landing…"

The Grass-type shook herself. "Turns out trying to fly without Gracidea is a bad idea…"

Ash sent out Lokoko. "It's nice to meet you, Shaymin! But yeah, flying without Gracidea can be tricky. How did you try?"

"I jumped off the nearby cliff," Shaymin said. "In hindsight that was not a good idea- ah-choo!"

She sneezed, and Mallow gasped.

"That's so cute," she said.

"...am I the only one who's confused?" Hapu asked. "That's a Mythical Pokémon, it just fell out of the sky."

"It's Ash," Sophocles said, which was fair enough.


Leaving Mallow to get to know Shaymin – who wasn't quite her Shaymin yet but who seemed interested in the idea – along with Lokoko who was willing to hang around, and then seeing Sophocles off to train, Ash trekked up the Poni Canyon to the closest spot Arc flagged as having one of the Totem Pokémon nearby.

"Should be nearly there, right?" he checked.

"No, left," Arc corrected him.

"Oh, yeah, there we are," Ash said, turning left. "And… inside the cave?"

"Correct."

Arc used Flash, which involved lighting up with a brilliant golden glare, then turned themselves down again until they just provided useful illumination.

"What is it?" a Hakamo-o asked, jumping down in front of them. "Is there danger? Is something wrong? Does the Original One call the Totem Pokémon to battle?"

"No," Arc replied. "Nothing is wrong. My trainer wishes to have a Totem Battle. I simply had my Flash set on high by mistake."

"Yeah, sometimes you don't remember the setting you last had it on until you check again," Ash said. "Sorry if we confused anyone!"

"Right," the Hakamo-o said, a bit embarrassed. "I'll… just go and get the totem Pokémon, then…"


"Since you're Ash Ketchum, we're going to try something a bit different," the Totem Kommo-o said, crouching down. "Since it's your last Totem Trial, we're going to give you an especially strong challenge."

"Fine by me!" Ash declared. "I'm excited to see what it is!"

"You will get two Pokémon at a time," Kommo-o explained. "Meanwhile, I will have my entire force of Ally Pokémon able to contribute to the battle at once, at any time and in any number. Plus, of course, your team will have to deal with me personally."

Ash nodded, thinking about that. "Got it… hmm, okay, I need to check a couple of things with my Pokémon first, okay? I've got a strategy but I want to make sure it's okay."

"Be my guest," Kommo-o agreed.

As Ash went off into a corner to check, one of the Jangmo-o raised her paw.

"All of us at once?" she asked. "Are you sure?"

"That's Ash Ketchum," one of her cousins replied. "Honestly I think the main thing we're aiming to do here is make it difficult for him, not actually beat him…"

There was a flicker of movement, then another, and Ash came back over.

"Yeah, I switched out my team a bit," Ash explained. "Ready?"

Kommo-o nodded, and Ash sent out Servine and Goodra.

"Ah, bonjour, it is a delight to be here!" Servine said, with a bow. "And Goodra, enchanting to be by your side again."

She rolled her neck. "Let's go."

"Yeah!" Goodra agreed.

"I will give the signal to start," Arc volunteered. "Three. Two. One. Start."

All of the Ally Pokémon began jumping in at once, some of them using Dragon Dance and others leaping right in with Dragon Claw attacks, and Servine did a twirl.

"Lunar Blessing!" she announced. "Moon power, make up!"

Silver moonlight surrounded her, lighting up her leaves with ethereal highlights, but she took two or three claw-swipes just during her power-up sequence, and began to look a little rattled.

Then Goodra made his contribution.

"Clanging Scales!" he announced, shaking his whole body at once, and a loud shockwave went racing out in all directions. It passed over Ash, Pikachu, Arc and Servine without any impact, and some of the Ally Pokémon ignored it as well, but at least half were hurled backwards into the cave walls with a series of overlapping wham sounds.

"What?" the Totem Pokémon demanded, before using the move themselves. That time it hit both of Ash's Pokémon and ignored all their allies, but Kommo-o was still annoyed. "That is literally my signature move!"

"It's Dragon-type, I'm an expert in Dragon-type moves!" Goodra explained.

"Great work, Goodra!" Ash said. "Servine, Moonblast!"

Servine duly used Moonblast, sending out a pulse of light which hit several of the Dragon-types very hard, and Goodra completely avoided taking any damage by the simple expedient of being on the Dark Side of the Moonblast. Then the Hakamo-o and Jangmo-o used Echoed Voice, which didn't hit any of the Ally Pokémon still in the battle, and Kommo-o made their own contribution with Boomburst.

Ash put his hands over his ears.

"Wow, this is a loud battle!" he said. "Goodra, Core Enforcer, shut down their Soundproof! Servine, Moongeist Beam!"

Goodra used Core Enforcer, focusing his Dragon-type energy through all of his cells and firing the result out as a pulse, and two Jangmo-o got knocked out instantly by the resonating Echoed Voice before the rest of the Trial Pokémon realized what the move had actually done and stopped using sound moves that could affect their allies.

Meanwhile, Servine's Moongeist Beam hit one of the Hakamo-o.

"Dynamax Cannon!" Goodra added, aiming the beam at the totem Pokémon, but he missed thanks to a Hakamo-o using Protect and getting in the way.

In lieu of a Boomburst, Kommo-o used Drain Punch, hitting Goodra hard towards the ceiling.

"Timeskip out of it!" Ash called.

"Roar of-" Goodra began, then hit the ceiling.

"Roar of-" he tried again, then hit the ground.

Ash waited for a moment, then recalled him.

"Great work!" he praised. "Dartrix, your turn! Sunny Day! Servine, Moonlight!

"Fighting evil by moonlight," Servine announced. "Of course, you are not evil, but it is the same skills, no? And the moon shines all the brighter when it reflects the sun!"

"It is a good thing that the patch has been applied," Arc noted.


"Well," Kommo-o decided, eventually.

There were Blade Quills sunk into the walls up to their feathered vanes, courtesy of entirely too many Leaf Blade attacks. There were scorch marks, scratch marks, and puddles. There were Dragon-type-shaped craters in the walls, floor and ceiling, along with a Jangmo-o who'd hit the wall recently enough that they hadn't been removed yet.

The rest of the Ally Pokémon were in a large, scaly pile, for convenience.

Also, Kommo-o was encased in ice up to their neck, after Servine had pointed out that the moon was cold.

"I think you've earned one," they decided.

"Of course, I work well with everyone, but it was still a fine display, was it not?" Servine asked.

"Yeah!" Dartrix agreed. "Our styles are like night and day!"

"Hmm," Kommo-o added. "Does anyone have a Fire-type move?"

Arc transformed, activated their Flame Plate, and delivered an extremely precise micro-Judgement.

"Thank you," the Totem Pokémon said. "Now, let's see… do you have Fighting and Dragon yet?"

"Yeah!" Ash agreed. "Electric, Grass, Ghost, Rock, Normal, Dragon, Fighting, Ground!"

"Dark, then," Kommo-o said. "I don't suppose you'd be willing to help with the cleanup?"

"Of course," Arc confirmed. "Playing roar dot wav."

 

Notes:

Sometimes it's a bit hard to come up with a challenge.

Advance warning: the next two chapters, in particular, involve Tapu Fini. This means characters meeting the spirits of friends or relatives who have passed on, and thus heavier content than I've shown in most of this fic.

Meanwhile, I did a one-shot a day or so ago as a recursive fic for something by HopeStoryteller, in case anyone's interested.

Chapter 54: Because Zoroark

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

This chapter and the next contain scenes of grieving characters.


Totem Trial over, Ash went to go and do his Island Trial.

That, in turn, meant finding Tapu Fini, and the basic problem with that was knowing where to start because the Tapus were not very commonly seen.

So Ash put a bit of thought into it, and then went to the Altar of the Sunne.

"Hey," he said. "I don't know if any of you are there, but it feels like a good place to start! I was wondering about why it is that Poni Island doesn't have a Kahuna at the moment."

There was a long pause, then Ash shrugged.

"I guess Fini isn't here, or doesn't want to talk," he decided. "Arc, can you send a message to Tapu Fini? Make sure to send it without distracting her if she's busy."

"On it," Arc complied. "Message sent."

"Ash!" a familiar voice called. "I should have guessed you would be on Poni Island."

"Gladion!" Ash replied, turning to wave at his friend. "You're here to train, right?"

"Actually, I'm here to get some advice – or, closure – from Tapu Fini," Gladion replied, climbing down from Silvally's back as the Flying-type landed. "Since Lillie's here, it feels like this is the best time."

Ash frowned. "…so I know Tapu Fini has the ability to let people see their loved ones who have passed away… is it to do with that?"

Gladion blinked.

"I should really stop being surprised when that happens," he said. "Yes, it's because of our father. He died when we were very young – Lillie doesn't even remember him, except through photographs – and, well…"

He shook his head. "It'd be nice to say goodbye? But contacting Tapu Fini is hard."

"I actually did get Arc to send her a message a minute or so ago," Ash told Gladion. "So, hopefully we'll get something from her. That was about why Poni doesn't have a Kahuna, though."

Silvally opened their RKS System drive, tapped the ground with a claw, then did a deft little head-flick and sent their current Memory disc into the air. Gladion caught it without looking, sliding it into a disc holder, and frowned.

"I think the previous Kahuna's actually passed away," he said. "The Kahuna role is hereditary, mostly, but it's not just hereditary, the person who's taking up the role has to be related and they have to be confirmed by the Kahunas…"

The Alolan trainer thought. "I think the previous Kahuna's granddaughter might live on his farm? I've met her once. Hapu."

"Oh, we met her!" Ash said.

"Yeah, she didn't say anything about being a potential Kahuna, but that might just be because the topic never came up," Pikachu pointed out. "Maybe we should go back and ask her."

"Yeah," Ash agreed. "Or if Tapu Fini shows up first, we could ask her if Hapu is the next Kahuna."

He thought about it. "We should probably wait here in case Tapu Fini shows up… how are your Pokémon doing? I can see you've got a great routine with Silvally!"

"Yes," Gladion confirmed. "It took a lot of practice with blank discs, but now we can swap them out easily. I've got spares, too, since I found out what documentary Faba used and got a few more sets of it."

Arc manifested.

"Do not worry, this is merely a social issue," they explained. "Silvally, I hope you do not mind, but I would like to ask you some questions about how you have been feeling recently. If there are any issues with your design it would be better to find them sooner rather than later."

"That would be appreciated," Silvally said, tilting his head. "I've been getting Pokémon Centre checkups but it's a bit hard for them to decide anything. It's usually either 'well, we've never seen this Pokémon before', or, 'yep, looks about the same as last time'."

"Yeah, that happens," Ash agreed. "It's especially with Legendary Pokémon. But I guess if you do feel like you need help, you can head to Pallet Town in Kanto because there's usually a Xerneas there."

"That's a nice offer," Gladion smiled. "Thanks, Ash… and Umbreon and Lycanroc are fine as well. There's… another Pokémon that I might try to find, but that's different."

"Oh?" Pikachu asked, interested. "That sounds like a story."

"It's up to Gladion if he wants to share," Ash said, as a little way away Arc asked Silvally to stretch his left leg up, and then back down so it was tucked under his body.

It was important to test the full range of motion, and also to do the hokey-cokey. Which was what it was all about.

"They're a Zoroark," Gladion explained. "And they were one of my father's Pokémon. Possibly his only one, because… Zoroark."

"Yeah, I know the feeling," Pikachu said, flicking Ash with his tail.

"Hey, I'm not an Absol at the moment," Ash protested. "So, I guess what it is is that you know they're out there, but it's really hard to work out exactly where, because… Zoroark."

"That's it exactly," Gladion said. "I don't suppose you'd be willing to let me have some of that potion that Lillie's told me about? It's a long shot, but maybe it'd be easier to track Zoroark down if I could relate to them that way."

"It sounds like you don't know what gender they are?" Pikachu said.

"Maybe he doesn't," Ash replied. "Because Zoroark. But, uh… it might make it easier, but it's not impossible that it could make it harder instead. If you ended up as a Dark type, then Silvally couldn't use telepathy to communicate with you, and since you don't speak Pokémon… is something wrong?"

"I can't believe I never put together that Silvally could probably do that with the Psychic Memory," Gladion groaned.


"All right, what is it?" Tapu Fini asked, without preamble.

"Hi!" Ash waved. "So, there's actually a lot of things, but I'm not sure which of them is most important… let's see… I think the main ones are, my friend Gladion would like to get some closure with his father if that's possible, then, I'd like to know why Poni doesn't have a Kahuna because that sounds important? I think it might be Hapu who's supposed to be but you'd know more than me about that for obvious reasons. And…"

He frowned. "Apart from that it's mostly asking the others. I'm not sure how much you're able to use the mist, but it depends how much you're willing and how many people want to speak to loved ones."

Tapu Fini shook her head. "You don't ask for much, do you?"

"Sorry?" Ash tried.

"No, that wasn't sarcastic," Fini replied. "You actually don't. Honestly it's all sort of tied into the same thing, or at most two related things, I do need to sort out the Kahuna thing but I've been procrastinating because it's awkward."

She raised her hands. "How do you approach a young girl and tell her that she needs to confront – and move on from – how she sees her grandfather as someone who's always going to be better than her?"

"Uh," Ash frowned. "I guess you'd need to put it as, asking her if she's ready? And then if she says she is, there's not a problem, and if she says there isn't, you say that that's the only remaining reason why she isn't?"

"Okay, clearly I should have got advice from you before," Fini decided. "Now, as for you…"

Her mist swirled out from her hands, and eddied around them before spreading to cover the entire area.

Then stopped.

"Hmm," she said, drawing it back in. "I'm going to need to check with the rest of your friends, but this one here doesn't have a dead father to connect him to."

"Huh, that's weird," Ash frowned. "So, does that mean that Gladion's dad isn't dead?"

Gladion's jaw dropped, as Tapu Fini gave a confirmatory nod.

"What," he demanded. "How is that – why isn't he – why has he been gone all these years?"

"Hey, it could be because he doesn't know how to get back!" Ash pointed out. "Or there could be something else weird going on! But now you know that he's out there somewhere to find, that's going to help a lot!"

"Now, as for your friends…" Tapu Fini began. "There is a price for my help."


"Let's try that one more time!" Kiawe called. "Ready – and – Aerial Ace!"

Charizard slashed down from the sky at the target Kiawe had thrown, a berry, and scored a direct hit at blazing speed.

"Yeah!" Kiawe cheered. "That's great!"

Then a beam of light flashed out from nearby, and hit his wrist.

"Huh?" Kiawe asked, looking down at his wrist and the weird clock that had appeared there, then up at the source of the beam of light.

He was a bit surprised to see that it was a Legendary Pokémon.

"Uh. Tapu Fini?"

"So, Tapu Fini's giving you a test!" Ash called, coming out from the rocks nearby. "You need to hurry to get some scales from Tapu Lele, on Akala Island, or it could be really bad!"

"Really bad-" Kiawe said, then choked the question off. "Isn't Tapu Fini associated with destruction and death?"

He looked down at the thing on his wrist, which had water in it, and noticed that the water was moving from one side to another.

"We really need to hurry, Charizard!" he said. "I don't know how long we've got! Come on!"


Tapu Fini and Ash watched as Kiawe's Charizard left.

"I'm surprised he didn't ask why you were okay with it," she said, eventually. "Does he trust you?"

"Yeah, I think he does," Ash replied. "But Kiawe's the kind of person who doesn't always realize what he realizes."

"No, you're going to have to go through that one again," Fini requested.

"I think Kiawe knows that it can't be too bad if I'm okay with it," Ash ticked off. "And that trials are challenges, not life-or-death. And if he'd actually asked about it, he'd know for sure that the really bad outcome is that you wouldn't give him a Flynium Z."

Fini considered that.

"Right," she said. "Now, Kiawe's proper place for his journey is in the air, but there are others here that seek closure."

Ash took a Pokéball from his waist and sent Torracat out, and she closed her eyes for a long moment before opening them again as Fini's mist swirled around her.

There was a long pause, then a Stoutland ambled out of the thick swirls towards her.

"Stoutland," Torracat said, voice catching. "I'm sorry I wasn't there."

"It happened while I was asleep," Stoutland replied. "You couldn't have been there without spending every moment by my side, and you would have seen nothing anyway."

He shook himself. "Don't worry about it. As I told you already, I lived a long life, and a good one, and now I've moved on."

"You're so much stronger now," Torracat marvelled. "I hadn't really… to me you'd always been strong, but seeing you now without your age…"

She ducked her head, swiping at her eyes with a paw.

"Live well, Torracat," Stoutland advised. "Though there is one final piece of advice to pass on, daughter of my heart."

Torracat swallowed, looking like that had almost set her off again. "What… what is it?"

She winced. "I don't want you to go, but… I want to learn from you."

"I want your last memories of me to be happy ones," Stoutland insisted. "Which is why I'm passing on a lesson that will help you out, once you've evolved."

He smiled. "How to bite things with your mind! Excellent against Fighting types."

 

Notes:

Because Zoroark.

Mind biting is a useful skill.

Chapter 55: The long-belated goodbye

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

This chapter contains scenes of grieving characters.


"It seems weird that there's so much down there," Mallow said, inspecting the huge Poni Radish that she'd just pulled out of the field. "Don't you think?"

"I'm much closer to the ground, so it's not so surprising for me, I think," Shaymin replied.

She reared up, brushing some of the dirt off the radish with a paw, then lowered herself back to the ground.

"But the field must be… what, almost a quarter radish underground, or something like that," Mallow said. "It doesn't really seem to make sense, somehow."

"It's because plants grow out of the air," Hapu told them. "They're not sucking in the dirt to grow, they're actually pushing it aside."

The radish went thud as it rolled down some of the other nearby ones, and Mallow looked at the next one she was going to go for.

"...maybe we should do these from the outside in?" she suggested. "Or, I don't know actually. I think the field might collapse if all those radishes are removed and I try to walk on it…"

"That's one reason Golurk often does it, but I'm sure you can work out a way," Hapu said. "Or you could do another one of the jobs that needs doing, but I won't insist on which."

"Perhaps it might involve leverage?" Lokoko suggested. "Or you could get Tsareena's help."

"I think it might help to get Flygon, but this isn't really Ultra Guardians business," Mallow frowned.

"Flygon? Ultra Guardian?" Shaymin said.

"Yeah, I agree with her," Hapu blinked. "You have a Flygon? What are the Ultra Guardians?"

"Flygon's a Ride Pokémon for when I do Ultra Guardians work, that's work to do with Ultra Beasts," Mallow explained, for the two of them. "Or people trying to exploit Alola's land. Or both. It's been both at least once."

"Huh," Hapu said. "Haven't heard about any of that on Poni itself, but were you involved when there was that big white flash in the middle of the night?"

"Yeah!" Mallow agreed. "And we came here to help revive Solgaleo, too, actually that's what we were doing while Ash was helping with that big flash of light…"

Her voice trailed off. "Hey, what Pokémon is that? Isn't that…"

Hapu turned to look.

"If you think that's Tapu Fini, you're right," she said, and bowed. "Guardian, it's an honour – why are you here?"

The Poni Island guardian floated closer.

"I am here, for many reasons," she said. "But one of them is you, Hapu. I ask you this, now. Are you ready to become the Kahuna?"

Hapu took a step backwards.

"I… don't know how to answer that," she admitted. "How do I even know that myself? That's supposed to be something you know, you're the Island Guardian."

Tapu Fini turned slightly to the side. "Well? That was not one of the options."

Lokoko started chuckling.

"You may as well come out, Ash," she said. "I can feel you there."

"Yeah, I guess it was worth a try," Ash agreed, stepping out from behind one of the nearby walls. "It's kind of awkward, Hapu, but Tapu Fini was asking me for advice on how to deal with it."

He shrugged, awkwardly. "Sometimes even when it's what you're meant to do, you just kinda have to guess? And it's okay to ask for help."

"The Tapus can not know how to deal with things?" Mallow asked. "Normal things, I mean, not… you?"

"Yeah, they're Pokémon, which means they're people like anyone else!" Ash said.

"See, various lessons," Pikachu agreed.

"Then… if you don't know…" Hapu began, and sighed. "I don't know either. Part of me thinks I'm ready, but I mostly just wish my grandfather had told me that."

"Hmm, now, there I might be able to help," Fini said. "Does anyone else have someone they'd like to have a talk to? I can't do it for anyone for long, it's not healthy, but the offer is there."

"I…" Mallow began. "My mother… I'd mostly like to say goodbye, and – and thank her for how much she did for me."

She frowned. "Wait, Lillie's dad – you should do her as well, but she's not here."

"Actually, funny thing, Gladion asked already, we couldn't find him," Ash explained, coming over to join them.

He crouched down next to Lokoko, and held out his arms.

The Fire-type clambered into them, tails wrapping around his body.

"Thank you, Ash," she said.

"You don't have to ask," Ash reassured her. "You don't have to not ask. It's entirely up to you, and nobody's going to think less of you if you don't want to."

"I…" Lokoko began, then flicked at her muzzle with a tail. "I don't know whether I want to or not. I'm so afraid of finding out something… something that will make me feel worse about him. Or – or something that will make me feel worse about going with you. It's stupid, of course going with you was the best thing to do, but it might make me feel guilty anyway."

She growled for a moment. "And then I'm worried that if I find out he had a good reason, it'll be like feeling he did something wrong was wrong. And I'd feel guilty about myself and…"

"Hey," Ash protested. "You'd better not feel bad about yourself, that's my friend you're talking about."

Lokoko sniggered.

"That's a good point," she agreed. "I… well, if Absol was here I'd know if this was a good idea or not, but this time I don't think I should rely on her. Not for that. But I might end up going home for cuddles."

She fell silent for a long moment, then pushed away from Ash.

"My first trainer," she said, facing Tapu Fini. "He vanished, and left me trapped in his mansion, and… I've never known what happened to him."

"Very well," the Island Guardian said. "Then step into the mist, and make peace."


"What do I need to do?" Hapu asked. "I… don't know."

She looked around. "I don't see where you are. Is this is how it's supposed to work?"

"It can be," answered her grandfather.

Hapu turned, surprised, and saw that Sofu was just behind her.

"Grandfather," she said. "I still don't know how this works, but… at least now I know I'm doing something right?"

"You've always been doing something right," Sofu said. "And you've never done everything right. Do you know why?"

Hapu gasped. "Grandfather-"

She stopped, swallowing. "That was… I don't know what you want. You never said anything that harsh before…"

"It was harsh," Sofu admitted. "But there was a reason for it. It's something which I think is the one thing you still need to learn."

He spread his arms, and after a moment Hapu hurried forwards and embraced him.

"My dear one," he said. "I'm sorry I ever gave you the idea you had to be perfect."

Hapu mumbled something into his shoulder, then looked at him with confusion. "That does not sound like the normal kind of advice you're supposed to get from a spirit."

"That's because it's not," Sofu replied. "Child… I'm sure that to a young girl I seemed like I knew everything, but I did not. I made mistakes. Everyone does. I've never done everything right, just like you, just like everyone. The important thing is that when you do make a mistake…"

"...you fix it," Hapu realized. "Or, you try to fix it, or something like that."

"If you live afraid of making mistakes, and never letting yourself do anything that might be a mistake… you end up doing nothing at all," Sofu told her. "Personally, I think you'll make a fine Kahuna, if you just let yourself try."


"Thank you," Mallow told her mother. "I… wanted to tell you how grateful I am."

"You told me how grateful you were every time I saw you, love," her mother said.

"But I didn't!" Mallow protested. "I… you were sick, and I just – the last thing I ever said to you was that you should stop talking about it!"

"I remember," the woman agreed. "Mallow, sweet one, did you think I'd forgotten?"

She put her hand on Mallow's shoulder. "I didn't mean with your words. Sometimes our words get all tangled up, and they don't say what we want to say. And that feels terrible because it means you can't say what you want to say, and you don't know why."

Mallow rubbed at her eyes, and her mother embraced her. "But do you know what I heard, my little one?"

"No," Mallow mumbled.

"I heard the things you said, but I also heard you telling me that you loved me. So much that you didn't know how to think about the idea of losing me. And you shouldn't be ashamed of that… no little girl should have to deal with that. But you did. And… Mallow, the young woman you are becoming is one I am proud to call my daughter."

"I'll miss you," Mallow said, swallowing. "All over again."

"I'm sorry-"

"Don't be!" Mallow insisted. "It's not your fault. And I want to…"

She paused.

"Can I tell you about my Pokémon?" she asked. "Bounsweet evolved all the way, she's a Tsareena now – and I met a new Pokémon, a Shaymin! She's interested in staying with me, and we'll see how it goes…"


"I was not ready for this," Lokoko said.

She raised a paw, then put it down again.

Then, with a long exhalation, she paced forwards.

"Lokoko," her old master's voice said. "I…"

He trailed off. "I'm glad you're looking well."

"I don't know how much you know about what happened," she replied. "If you saw everything, or a little, or nothing. But… for a long time, I couldn't decide if I loved you or hated you or both."

"I know," he replied. "You should hate me, Lokoko."

"I don't," Lokoko replied. "Or… I don't think I do. It's all tangled up and…"

She dipped her muzzle, then looked up again.

"Why?" she asked. "What happened? Why did you disappear?"

"I did everything wrong," the man said. "I should have taken you with me, but I didn't, because I wasn't meant to be going far. And, when I changed my mind and made it a longer journey, I should have sent back word. And…"

He shook his head. "After I died… Lokoko, you should have been provided for, but I didn't bother. I never named anyone as an heir, and I'd tried so hard to keep the mansion from being mentioned in official paperwork that nobody came to work out who the heir should be. And… you were trapped there, for so long, because I'd cared more about making sure you couldn't be stolen than trusting your judgement."

Her old master sat down. "I was selfish, and I never thought properly about what it would be like for you, even though I could have known you'd outlive me by hundreds of years."

Lokoko nodded.

"That… answers some questions I had," she said. "And… I don't know if I know what I think about it yet."

"So…" the man began, then stopped. "Are you happy?"

"I am now," Lokoko told him. "Fortune has given me a trainer who is brave, and kind, and thoughtful. And a wife, who I love dearly."

"A wife," he repeated. "I… please, tell me about her. And him. Either. I want to know, if you'll let me."


"Okay!" Kiawe said, as Charizard landed in a tearing hurry.

He looked at the water clock on his wrist, which still had some drops left – how much, he didn't know – then jumped down from Charizard's back and proffered the scales. "Tapu Fini, I'm back!"

Tapu Fini examined the scales, nodded, then lobbed a Flynium Z into the air.

Kiawe juggled it once, twice, thrice, and finally managed to catch it. "Huh?"

Tapu Fini had already turned to leave, grumbling something about how she should never have believed Koko about throwing being a good way to handle things.

 

Notes:

Lokoko wasn't even planned, as such, she was just there when the scene started and I realized it made perfect sense for her to be.

Chapter 56: One Kahuna, New Kahuna

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Hapu went through a ritual with Tapu Fini the following day, confirming her in her title as Kahuna, then paused and frowned.

"I should ask," she said. "While Ash is available to translate. Where do I get the Z crystals to hand out?"

"That's my job," Tapu Fini replied. "Though I suspect that, if I was for some reason unavailable, you could probably go via Ash and Nebby to get some straight from the source."

Ash translated that, then elaborated by explaining that while both he and Nebby knew the Blinding One it was Nebby who actually had the ability to go and visit them.

"...right," Hapu decided. "I think I'm just going to accept that."

She frowned. "Are you here for an Island Trial, actually? It occurs to me that I think you've completed most of the other ones."

"Only if you've got the time!" Ash answered. "And, uh, actually that's a point, I should mention some advice from my friends who are Gym Leaders. See, I don't know how much a Gym Leader is exactly like being a Kahuna, and there's probably a lot of differences, but one thing that's the same is that you're a really strong trainer and yet a fairly large chunk of your battles are ones that you should lose – and that's okay. Because what matters is making sure you give your opponent a good test, not necessarily winning."

"In all honesty, I would strongly recommend that your first Island Trial is not against Ash," Tapu Fini said.

Ash translated that one as well.

"Well," Hapu said. "If you're willing to wait?"

"Sure," Ash confirmed. "Though I might go and find Kiawe and Sophocles and see if either of them are interested!"


As it happened, Ash's whirlwind tour around Poni by Dragonite (which didn't involve any actual Whirlwinds, at least not deliberately) to check on Kukui's students revealed that his guess about who might be interested was slightly off.

He was right that Kiawe liked the idea, though he wanted a day or so to get back in the swing of things after his race to Tapu Lele. And Sophocles thought it would be a good idea too, though mostly after he'd managed to get Charjabug to evolve as that way he would have a Pokémon that wasn't some combination of being slow and worryingly weak to Hapu's preferred type of Ground.

Togedemaru wasn't slow, once she'd built up momentum, but she was also very weak to Ground.

Lana, meanwhile, had learned a lot already from the Seafolk. Her Popplio wasn't a Popplio any more, in fact she was a Brionne, and she'd learned Surf and been given a Primarium Z so that one day she'd be able to use the special Z-move unique to Primarina.

...that being said, there were still some things that needed to be done before Lana could challenge the new Kahuna.


"I should probably be in Alola," Lokoko said.

She didn't make any attempt to move, and Absol nuzzled her.

"You deserve the break," the Dark-type replied. "And I'm proud of you for taking on a challenge like that."

Lokoko nodded slightly, and Absol thought for a long moment before raising a paw.

"Remember, things that challenge the heart are the hardest of all to deal with," she said. "They come from inside your defences. And that's okay, because it's okay to be vulnerable."

The Fire-type nodded slightly.

"You always know just what to say," she said. "Are you doing that because it'd be a disaster to get it wrong?"

"Perhaps," Absol replied, with a teasing smirk.

"If that had not happened…" Lokoko began, stopped, then continued the thought. "If my life then had been different, I hope it would still be the same now."


"Okay, I'm done!" Lana announced, later that day, and patted Dragonair. "Thanks for the flight… I know this is one of your days off."

Dragonair made a pleased noise.

"It's okay to ask for a lift, so long as you're willing to accept it if the answer is no," Ash provided. "So, you did the Totem Trial?"

Lana nodded a confirmation.

"The Kommo-o was really tough, but Sandy helped out a lot!" she replied. "And Brionne used Surf to help give him platforms to use to attack from, so it was a real teamwork trial – and I got one of these out of it."

She showed it off. "I think it's a special one?"

"Yeah, that's not a normal typed one," Ash agreed, giving it a quick look. "I think it must be a special one for Eevee, that tail looks about right… I don't know what the basic move for that is, but I'll ask Necrozma if they know next time I get a chance."

Lana smiled. "Thank you, Ash… okay, now I should do my Island Trial!"


For Lana's Island Trial, Hapu said it was to be two Pokémon a side – one at a time – and began with a big Mudsdale.

Lana opened with Brionne, then immediately frowned. "Wait, can I switch Pokémon?"

"That's actually a good question," Hapu admitted. "I think… wait, the Kahuna sets the rules for their challenge. So in this case, yes, you can switch Pokémon."

Lana recalled Brionne again, and sent out Sandy instead.

"Ooh!" Sandy gasped, looking up. "You're a big Pokémon!"

"Let's get this going, Sandy!" Lana said. "Begin with Tackle!"

She got her new Eevium Z and slotted it into her Z-ring, ready for use in case it was going to work out. "And watch out for his hooves!"

"So…" Tapu Fini began. "I didn't actually see that Eevee before, he's very nice and doesn't have anything in his past he wants to come to accept. Why did she switch him in?"

"Sandy only knows Normal moves," Pikachu replied. "And Lana does know one of Hapu's Pokémon is a Golurk, because Mallow told her, but if she'd started with Sandy then Sandy would have been almost guaranteed to be knocked out if Golurk came first unless switching was allowed. I'm not sure she thought through all the combinations but it's about keeping Sandy away from that Golurk, as he can't damage it."

Tapu Fini blinked a couple of times.

"And you're sure it's not just that she acted on impulse?" the Guardian checked. "The analysis is reasonable, but-"

"It was a lesson about foreshadowing!" Ash replied brightly. "She remembered it and now she's using it!"


Sandy threw his all into battling Mudsdale, and when he eventually went down after a High Horsepower attack Lana switched in her Brionne and kept going. That quickly reduced it to one-on-one, and Brionne eventually pulled out a surprise Aqua-Jet-turned-Hydro-Vortex which pre-empted a Z move Hapu was about to use and defeated Golurk.

That won her a Normalium Z, and Lana showed the still-woozy Sandy what they'd managed.

"Ooh," the Normal-type said. "You mean I could use that to do one of those really, really big attacks?"

"Sandy's asking if that means he could use it to do a Z-move," Ash passed on.

"That's the idea!" Lana confirmed.

Sandy carefully enunciated that that sounded interesting, wobbled slightly, and fell over.

Lana giggled. "Oh, no… Sandy, are you okay?"

"Bleh," Sandy said, sticking his tongue out.

"I'll… take him to the Pokémon Centre," Lana decided. "You, too, Brionne…"


"So, I have to ask," Hapu said, once Lana had left. "How many Pokémon should a Kahuna have? I don't want to constantly be making trips to the Pokémon Centre and back."

"I'd guess it's something to do with the appropriate challenge thing?" Ash suggested. "And not battling to exhaustion every time. But… well, you have some Oricorio around your farm, right? I bet Mew could teach them Heal Pulse so they can refresh your Pokémon."

"I actually have that move myself," Fini said.

"Or Tapu Fini could do it, but that depends how much she wants to hang around," Ash added. "Is it okay if I have an Island Trial now, or would you rather wait?"

"If Tapu Fini can heal my Pokémon up, I wouldn't mind one now," Hapu answered. "I think just Mudsdale, this time. Who are you going to use?"

She sent out the Ground-type, who looked distinctly woozy, then recovered considerably as Tapu Fini bathed him in the light of a Heal Pulse.

"Well…" Ash said, thinking. "It'd actually be great if I could use Pikachu!"

"Hmm," Mudsdale snorted. "Yeah, I'll give it a go. I'm sure it'll be hard for me to beat your Pikachu."

"Hey, I'm not an average Pikachu," Pikachu said.

"Oh, no, I was being serious." Mudsdale tossed his head. "I was snorting because it's sort of how my breathing works."

He snorted again, which was either because he was running a long con or because he was being accurate, and it was hard to tell which it was.

"Though…" Ash added. "It'd be kind of cool to have Pikachu try out a Z crystal, we never got around to it. We can probably do that later though, or back at Kukui's house or something."

"I'm sorry?" Hapu said. "Your Pikachu is distinctly famous. Have you two never tried doing a Z move together?"

"Not backwards," Ash shrugged, which didn't help, and took Pikachu's Thunderstone out of his pocket. "Here you go, Pikachu!"

Hapu watched in some shock as Pikachu didn't turn into a Raichu, then closed her eyes.

"Right," she said. "Okay, Mudsdale… when we begin, let's go for a High Horsepower! Begin!"

Mudsdale reared up, hooves ready to slam down, and Pikachu responded by using Surf to skid out of the way. Then he used Iron Tail, mostly to give his Thunderstone a whack, and it pinged off Mudsdale's muzzle before flying back to Pikachu as if it was magnetized.

Which it was.

Hapu let out a sigh. "I'm sort of glad this wasn't my first Island Trial, so thank you, but at the same time-"

"Sky Uppercut!" Ash called.

"Heavy Slam!" Hapu ordered immediately. "Get back down to ground level!"

The impact of Mudsdale landing again was immense, and the whole area shivered slightly.


The next morning, following the instructions on a letter she'd got, Hapu phoned a number she didn't recognize.

"Hello?" she asked.

"Oh, good, you're here," Nanu said. "You're the new Poni Kahuna, right?"

"Yes," Hapu confirmed. "You're… Ula'Ula I think?"

"Well, all four of us are on here," Hala said. "This was Nanu's idea. He thought it'd be good to welcome you to the position of Kahuna, and console you on having battled Ash Ketchum."

"Well, thank you," Hapu said. "Is this conference call a regular thing?"

"Not yet, but perhaps it should be," Olivia told her. "in fact, we should come to a decision on that before the end of the call… but, anyway, how did your battle against Ash go?"

"Just so we're clear about this, his Ninetales tricked me and my Pokémon into wasting a Z move," Hala contributed.

"Evolved his male Salandit into a Salazzle," Olivia said.

"I said no Legendaries, so he used a brand new kind of Lycanroc on me, but I think mine was relatively normal," Nanu admitted. "Which is saying something. What about you, Kahuna Hapu?"

"His Pikachu," Hapu replied.

All three other Kahunas gasped in sympathy.

"Though I should ask," Hapu added. "Do any of you know what he meant by his Pikachu trying Z moves in reverse? He said it before the match but I think he'd forgotten it by the end…"

"How would a reverse Z move even work?" Hala asked. "Doing the poses in reverse? Attacking yourself? What is there to reverse about a Z move?"

There was silence, except for a sort of groan from Ula'Ula.

"I think I know," Nanu said. "Normally, Ash does the Z move poses for Pikachu. So reverse that, and… Pikachu does the Z move poses for Ash."

There was a long silence as they contemplated that.

"What crystal did you give him?" Hala inquired, in the tones of someone who wanted to know but at the same time very much did not.

"Steel," Hapu answered.

"I suppose it could be worse, possibly," Nanu decided.

Olivia snorted. "Yes, she could have given him an Alolan Raichu one, and then where would we be…"

 

Notes:

Sandy doesn't actually know the requisite move for his special Z move yet, but Lana wanted to be prepared.

Chapter 57: Meetin' Meltan

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

When they arrived back at Melemele, Professor Kukui met them at the pier and asked everyone to share what they'd learned.

"I evolved Charjabug!" Sophocles announced proudly. "I think he's still getting used to being really fast, though, he had a while of being… not… so he keeps getting his horns stuck in trees. He's learning, though!"

Kiawe went next. "Charizard, Marowak and Turtonator have all picked things up from one another," he said. "And Charizard's got Aerial Ace down, so he can use one of my new Z-crystals, while I got a different one for doing an Island Trial and now I've got a Dragon one too – it means that I only need a Ground or Ghost Z-crystal, and I'll have one that's joint for all my Pokémon and another that's specific to each Pokémon."

"That sounds like a fine collection of Z-crystals, and time well spent," Professor Kukui told him. "What about you, Lillie? How did your studies go?"

"I found out a lot, actually," Lillie answered. "I know most of it is going to be things people already knew, but I saw some wild Mienfoo in the canyon and I didn't find any record of that Pokémon being there before."

Kukui beamed. "I'll have to check, but you might just have managed to Dig up the first official sighting of a new wild Pokémon in Alola! That's very good work, Lillie!"

Snowy nudged Lillie's leg, and Lillie nodded. "Oh – and, well, I found out that my father is probably alive?"

Kukui did a double-take.

"Your – you do mean Mohn, right?" he asked. "How?"

"It was Tapu Fini," Lillie explained. "It's actually Gladion who met her, but when she tried to bring his spirit forth it wasn't there. We're not certain, but that probably means he's alive, or… something?"

"With Ash around, you can never really rule out something," Kiawe said, sagely.

"That's true, I suppose," Kukui agreed. "But… really, Lillie, I'm astonished. If Mohn is alive, if we manage to find him… I'm sure it would make your whole family happy."

"I hope so," Lillie said. "I don't really know him, but what I know about him is good. If that makes sense."

"Well," Kukui decided. "Perhaps we should move on… who wants to go next?"

"I met Tapu Fini as well," Mallow said. "And I got to say goodbye to my mother."

She lifted up a basket next to her. "I also got a lot of Poni Radishes from the new Kahuna Hapu, and I met a new Pokémon who wants to travel with me!"

Shaymin poked her head out from the pile of radishes, and waved.

"Honestly, the surprising thing is that they're not Ash's," Kukui noted. "Are they officially yours?"

"She's interested, but I think it's… ask in a week?" Mallow checked, and Shaymin nodded. "Ask in a week."

"I see!" Kukui said. "Well, I'm sure we'll all want to taste what you do with some of those radishes… and Lana?"

"Popplio evolved into Brionne," Lana reported. "I've got a Primarium Z for her, in future, and an Eevium Z for Sandy for as soon as he learns Last Resort. We're getting much better at working together, too, Brionne and Sandy have a great Doubles strategy – I know a double battle isn't as common as a conventional one, but it's still good to have."

"It is indeed," Kukui said.

Ash held up a little silvery blob. "And I found a brand new Pokémon that Ibid says nobody's ever met before!"

"Oh, you did?" Kukui asked, fascinated.

"You did?" Lillie echoed. "You didn't mention that on the way back…?"

"No, I met them just now," Ash clarified. "They've got a lot of friends over here, but this one's interested in coming with me. They say they're called Meltan and they eat metal, but when I asked what kind of metal they weren't sure… I guess one of the big differences between metal and rock is that metal's been purified?"

He frowned. "Anyway, uh, I helped Tapu Fini and Hapu with their confidence in different ways, I guess, and I've now completed all the Trials! So that's good."

"That is good," Professor Kukui agreed. "Well, there's something I'll have to let on… anyone who doesn't have the ability to use three Pokémon should probably see about making sure they have access to some Pokémon they can borrow if they need to. I won't say why, not yet, but there's something coming up and I'm sure you'll appreciate the heads-up."

There were some confused nods.

"Does that include ourselves?" Lillie said. "I think that's the only way I could hit three, even if I could borrow the Ride Pokémon from the Ultra Guardians."

"Hmm, good question," Kukui admitted. "I… Ash, do you count as your own Pokémon for official matches?"

"Yeah!" Ash agreed.

"There you go, then," Kukui said.


"Okay, here we go!" Ash said, back at Kukui's house twenty minutes later. "I've got a whole collection of things so you can decide what you like most. This is some copper."

He put a piece of old piping down in front of Meltan, who inspected it carefully.

"Eat copper?" they asked.

"Yes," Ash agreed, and Meltan touched the copper. It sort of melted and melded and dissolved, all at once, and Meltan made a pleased noise.

"What do you think?" Ash asked.

"Fast!" Meltan answered. "Is nice!"

"Then let's try this one," Ash went on, putting a screw down. "This one's iron."

"Eat iron?" Meltan checked.

"That's right!" Ash nodded. "Well done, you've really taken the lesson about asking to heart!"

Meltan absorbed the iron, declaring it to be 'tasty', and next came a stainless steel screw.

"This is what's called an alloy, so it's a mix of more than one metal…"


"You know, boss, I have no idea whatsoever what your sleep schedule looks like any more," Salazzle observed.

He contemplated his Casteliacone, then took a lick.

"It is a bit odd these days," Zygarde agreed. "Or nights. Perhaps it is Dartrix's presence on the team, or perhaps it is attempting to make sure that Nebby does not feel especially constrained to spend more time as a Solgaleo."

"Could be," Salazzle said. "What do you think?"

"I think it's great to get used to all hours of the day and night, if you get the chance," Ash replied. "You never know when a new idea's going to come in… plus, I don't know if Meltan has a preference for daytime or night time yet."

"Makes sense, I guess," Salazzle agreed.

He finished the ice cream, then crouched down. "And we don't know anything about them? You've not encountered them before, Zygarde?"

"I have not been able to match any anomalies to the Meltan," Zygarde confirmed, stretching. "Observing their absorption of metallic particles in the sand and soil has not been illuminating. I suspect they may be a new Pokémon, but further information may change this conclusion."

"If they are a new Pokémon, they might be like Magearna, right?" Ash asked. "Meltan is a Steel type, so that could be related."

"Yeah, perhaps," Salazzle agreed, making a little tracery of smoke in the air and touching it off. Meltan gasped, jumping back, then curiously leaned their hex-nut head forwards.

"Eat air?" they asked.

"Yeah, that was a Steel type explosion," Salazzle agreed. "See what you think, okay?"

Meltan bounced in place, then began absorbing the faint metallic mist in the air.

"Cute," the big Totem Pokémon said. "Where did the others end up, anyway?"

"Lusamine's sort of hired them for the Ultra Guardians base," Ash told him. "Clefable pays them in screws and things… they don't mind rusty iron, actually, which is good because that's the kind that's sort of useless as actual screws and nails."

Salazzle nodded, then frowned and stood up.

"Huh," he said, looking out into the night. "Don't mind me, boss, I'll be a while. Not really something you can help with."

"Sure!" Ash agreed. "Think you'll be back by tomorrow evening?"

"I'll get in contact by then if not."


"Ash!" Professor Kukui said, leaning out of the door some minutes later. "There's an emergency Ultra Guardian alert! I know it's late, but it's important."

"Got it!" Ash replied, recalling Meltan and Dartrix. "Zygarde, do you want to come along?"

He went through the Pokémon he had on hand, then sent out Zacian. "Are you okay with giving me a lift?"

"I'm no Thunder Bird, but I suspect I'll do," Zacian said.

"And I can come along," Zygarde agreed, stretching, then jumped up into Ash's arms. Pikachu hurried out of the house, yawning, then joined Ash and Zygarde, and Zacian lifted off with a faint swirl of sparkly dust.

"Making connection," Arc stated, then Lusamine appeared on their screen.

"Ash, you're already on the move?" Lusamine asked. "Good. I'm sending out the Ride Pokémon for the others. There's reports of Z-crystal theft from several places on Melemele, and just now we noticed an Ultra Wormhole signature – problem is, it's more than an hour old. We don't know where the Ultra Beast is now… and, for some reason, the thefts aren't being reported immediately."

"Got it," Ash said. "Hmm… I guess it'd be really bad if we didn't manage to stop whatever this Ultra Beast is, if it's really stealing Z crystals… I wonder what it wants to do with them."

He frowned. "Actually, maybe this Ultra Beast wants to get home, like the others?"

"Can you explain?" Lusamine requested. "Oh – and since we don't have a position yet, orbit over Hau'Oli City until we have further information."

Ash gave a thumbs-up. "So, we know now that Z-crystals are condensed fragments of Necrozma's light, and Necrozma is able to make Ultra Wormholes… maybe this Ultra Beast is basing what they're doing off that? Trying to find a way to make an Ultra Wormhole to get home by using Z crystals?"

"That's a plausible hypothesis," Lusamine said. "Hopefully you'll be able to establish communication."

Zacian reached a point over Hau'Oli city and began circling, but about five seconds later there was a big multi-coloured explosion off in the distance.

"That's where the Gumshoos's Island Trial is!" Ash said. "Director, Zacian, we should go there and have the rest of the Ultra Guardians meet us there!"

"I agree," Lusamine said immediately.


Zacian sped down towards the mouth of the Verdant Cavern, then slowed, and Ash jumped off her back as soon as they were close enough to the ground.

Zygarde got clear as well, and Zacian drew her sword.

"I don't suppose we know anything about typing?" she asked.

"Don't think so," Ash replied.

Then there was an explosion from inside, and an odd white insect- and lady-like Pokémon came flying out of the mouth of the cave.

Ash's Salazzle followed her, arms folded.

"Try and pheromonize me, huh?" he asked. "Hmf."

"Hi, Salazzle!" Ash waved. "I guess you got here first?"

"Yeah, I was picking up something like a pheromone," the Poison-type explained. "Wasn't sure where from, volunteered myself."

"This feels like an anticlimax," Zygarde noted. "Do we send them home now?"

"I… actually think we might need to wait for Lusamine," Ash said. "Because we don't have Nebby, Necrozma or anyone else who can make an Ultra Wormhole… actually, Zacian, can you do illusions to show what we're trying to do? I guess we don't speak their language yet, and it might have to be Salazzle who does once we know how to translate it, but pictures can be understood, right?"

He turned his attention to Salazzle. "Ultra Beasts often have weird Types. I guess you just did a melange of every scent at once?"

"Good guess, boss," Salazzle confirmed. "Yep. I think the Flying one was especially good though."


Zacian got to work with pictograms, attempting to explain to the Ultra Beast that the point was to get them back to where they'd originally come from, but the Ultra Beast seemed to mostly be preoccupied with cleaning itself off and getting rid of all the mud from being hurled through the air.

It seemed to be by far their highest priority, with even their stolen Z-crystals being abandoned in favour of getting as clean as possible, and after some thought Ash got Salazzle to provide some hot water and sent Ibid for Suicune to keep the water purified.

The rest of the Ultra Guardians started to arrive at that point, a bit tired because it was the middle of the night and they had theoretically normal sleep schedules, and Pikachu yawned.

"Are you the one doing tomorrow's lesson?" he asked Ash. "Because if so, it should be about how to battle when sleep deprived."

"I'm not, but that does sound like the sort of thing it'd be useful to study," Ash said, as Suicune stepped onto the surface of the hot water pool and made sure it would stay fresh. "Or, at least, get a good idea about dealing with in general… I'll have to think about it!"

"Ash, we're about to arrive," Lusamine said, and Ash looked around.

Silvally and Gladion's Ride Noivern both touched down a little further from the Verdant Cavern entrance, Gladion riding Silvally, and Lusamine started unloading equipment from Noivern.

"We'll need to analyze the Ultra Beast and find where the original Ultra Wormhole was," she explained. "Our equipment can't open an Ultra Wormhole just anywhere, at least not without help from a dish full of Cosmog or a single Cosmoem. We think."

She frowned, stopping halfway through unloading a large cube with a small satellite-dish-looking thing on it. "Actually, that's probably something we'll work out how to do near the end of the series. I should tell Brains to focus on that."

"His name is Faba," Gladion reminded his mother.

"Yes, him," Lusamine agreed.

Then there was a bright flash overhead.

"Isn't that Nebby?" Lana asked, shading her eyes and looking up. "I'm surprised to see him as Solgaleo at night."

"I don't think that's Nebby," Ash replied, waving. "Hey, Pikachu, Thunderbolt!"

Pikachu's Thunderbolt blasted upwards, alerting their visitor, and the Steel-type dropped to land in front of them.

"Oh, that's Ultra Convenient!" Solgaleo announced. "I told Lunala I wouldn't have to look far for you! Excuse me a moment!"

He blew a hole in the universe with Searing Sunraze Smash, and vanished through. The Ultra Wormhole closed up again a moment later, and Lusamine checked her equipment.

"Well," she said. "I could re-open that Ultra Wormhole if I really wanted, but I've got no idea where it's going."

Then another Ultra Wormhole opened, about ten feet above where Solgaleo had vanished, and an Ultra Beast none of them had ever seen before came through. It had a big purple abdomen with a large needle attached, along with two smaller flanking needles, and the rest of its draconic body was the same sort of purple colour.

"Hii!" it announced, waving. "I got it sorted out! It's great to see you guys again!"

"You were Poipole, right?" Ash asked, and got a nod. "You evolved, congratulations! What are you now?"

"Na-ga-na-del," the newly named Naganadel spelled out. "Poison and dragon type! I had to learn a Dragon move to evolve, and now I can do Ultra Wormholes myself!"

"Congratulations!" Ash said, giving him a hug. "You're big now, huh! You're okay with that, right?"

"It was nice being small, but being big has advantages too!" Naganadel replied. "I can give people rides!"

His wings buzzed. "It's so much nicer back home now that Necrozma is back, but I think I like it here too. Here has friends!"

"Well done for keeping up with the language, too," Pikachu complimented. "You properly speak both languages now, right?"

Naganadel nodded, then tried to give a thumbs-up, but just had three fingers and no thumb. "Um. Yes!"

He looked over at the Ultra Beast in a steaming pool of very clean water. "Who's that?"

"I can answer that," Arc said. "In our language their name would be rendered as 'Pheromosa'. Salazzle, I will need your assistance to speak in their language."

"Sure, I guess my help makes scents," Salazzle decided.


Pheromosa was sent on her way before long, and everyone went back to bed.

Or, in Ash's case, eventually went to bed after introducing Meltan and Naganadel to one another, and wasn't woken up until around lunch by Professor Burnet.

"You're going to want to see this," she explained, turning on the TV. "I know what's coming, but this is a big deal and I think you're going to like it."

She flipped channels until getting to a news program, and Ash frowned.

"Huh, that's a podium, right?" he asked. "And that's Kukui's Incineroar!"

"Not quite," Burnet said, with a chuckle. "That's local Alolan celebrity, the Masked Royal's Incineroar."

"Oh, right, yeah," Ash realized. "So is the Masked Royal going to make an announcement?"

"No, Kukui is," Burnet corrected him, clearly very amused. "Thank you for pointing out to him about kayfabe, by the way, it's made the whole thing hilarious."

At about that point, Kukui walked up behind the podium, and adjusted the microphones.

"Thank you all for coming!" he said. "It's everything I could Wish for!"

He smiled. "Now, I've got a class to get back to later today, so I'll keep it brief. After some organizational work, I'm proud to officially announce the upcoming, inaugural, Alola Pokémon League!"

Reporters immediately started asking questions, and Kukui held up his hand.

"Please, I'll take questions in a moment," he said. "The conference itself will be held next month, and will be the Manalo Conference. After discussion with the four Kahunas and with Director Lusamine of the Aether Foundation we have decided to institute a Pokémon League to replace the defunct Mount Lanakila battle ritual. There will be no requirement for Gym Badges to enter, and we have made every effort to reflect the Alolan culture in this Pokémon League."

He smiled. "I hope it'll be an excellent experience! Now, I'll take some questions."

Notes:

Ash has plenty of Mimics, so it only makes sense for him to have a Rusty.

Chapter 58: The Kantonian Gym

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Okay, everyone!" Ash said, the next morning. "Today, I thought what I'd do was go through a lesson about how to get ready for a Pokémon League!"

"That's really helpful," Lana admitted. "Which… is exactly why you're telling us, isn't it?"

"Yep," Ash confirmed. "So a lot of what it takes to get ready for a Pokémon League doesn't really depend on what the League is, so even though we don't know all the details of the Manalo Conference yet we can already do some of that getting ready. And some of this is going to be specific to me or a trainer with a lot of Pokémon, but other parts can work no matter how many Pokémon you have."

"So, the first thing is – team layout," Pikachu said, taking up the thread. "This is about making sure that there isn't a situation where you just don't have any responses at all… a Pokémon League is a lot of fun, but nobody wants to be knocked out by a situation where their opponent didn't have to actually do anything, or where it was way too easy."

"Pikachu's right," Ash confirmed. "So… Lillie, in your case, you only have Snowy. And she's got both Ice and Fairy moves, but she's also got a bit of a weakness especially to Fire and Steel types. Some Rock types too."

Lillie and Snowy both looked serious, nodding as they took that in.

"Ground type move, maybe?" Snowy suggested quietly.

"There's a few ways to solve something like that," Ash went on. "One of them is to try and learn whole new moves – if you get going early enough that can work out – but another is to have a different strategy for dealing with that kind of Pokémon, and make sure you're ready for it… which is actually getting into another thing it's worth doing. Making sure that your Pokémon have put a lot of practice into things you're almost certainly going to have to do. Things like turning around quickly, or dodging, or using an attack in a specific way – if you think you'll end up relying on it in future, it's always good to make sure it'll work in a controlled environment."

Sophocles was typing notes as quickly as he could.

"So with Vikavolt and Togedemaru… I need something to deal with Ground types especially," he suggested. "Well, Vikavolt has Levitate, but I also need a way to damage them."

"Exactly," Ash agreed. "So you can think about that kind of thing, and then you can come up with solutions to it… and you've got enough time to take action to improve your team."

He shrugged. "For someone in a region with lots of gyms, like Kanto, someone who's won all the gym badges they need will have a good idea of how their team flows together because of all the battles on the way, and the pre-League training is mostly to work out any problems they've identified now that they've got a while to actually do it before the League. Without travelling around all the time, I mean."

Mallow put up her hand. "So… how would that work for us? I've only just got Shaymin, and I don't know what to work on just yet."

"Well, about that," Ash replied. "I did have a look, and there is a gym here in Alola!"

"You mean the one in Malie City?" Lillie asked. "I… don't think that one's quite like actual Kantonian gyms."

"You mean it's an Alolan regional variant of a gym?" Kiawe suggested.

"Actually… I've only read about this, but they make you do a series of challenges on the way up the building," Lillie provided.

"Wow," Ash said, impressed. "That is unusual! Still, I guess it's a great way to get in more tests of what your Pokémon can and can't do."


Ash still had the rest of the morning for his lesson, and on top of that he had Arc's help, so they went to the Kantonian Gym.

That was on a different Alolan island, but it wasn't as if that presented many problems to Arc.

"Oh, good, you're here!" said a guide. "Welcome to the Kantonian Gym! We've been ready for your arrival… six trainers, right?"

"That's right," Ash agreed. "Arc, can you make a reservation?"

"Scheduling Kantonian Gym challenge," Arc said.

"Um," the guide frowned. "I thought…"

"Yeah, Arc was just making a registration in the past," Ash shrugged. "It's really convenient, they're a great help! Now, let's challenge the gym!"

"Very well," the guide said. "Now, as is traditional for Kantonian Gym Challenges, you must face a series of ninja trials!"

Ash brightened. "Oh, I get it! This is based on Fuchsia gym specifically! Yeah, they have a ninja challenge there, though I guess I just skipped it by asking Giratina for help…"


Once inside, the first challenge was a wide pool of water.

"The challenge is – to cross the water's surface, but without swimming," their host informed them. "Can you do it?"

He opened a box, revealing a set of tools – water shoes, long bamboo poles, and a length of rope.

"Hmm," Kiawe said. "Get across the water without swimming… can you show us how those water shoes work?"

The challenge attendant put a pair on, and stepped onto the water to glide back and forth.

Kiawe tried the same thing, slipped, and promptly splashed into the water before being retrieved by Sandy.

"So, while this isn't a battle, it is a good example of how to think in an adaptive way," Ash said, as Sandy shook himself off and fluffed up his fur. "Sometimes there's more than one solution to a problem, and that happens in battles as well."

"More than one solution…" Kiawe said. "Hmm… hey, what are the instructions again? Cross the water's surface without swimming?"

He grabbed two spare water shoes from the box and a bamboo pole, then put the spare shoes on his hands and balanced on all four of them.

"Marowak, grab the pole and push us along!" he said, then went oof as Marowak landed on his back. "Ow…"

It worked, though, and Kiawe was across the water first.

Then Lillie told Snowy to freeze the surface.

"...or you could do that," Kiawe realized. "Eesh, too focused on the Fire type I think…"


The challenge for the next floor up didn't seem like as big a deal, because it was just a meal of local Malie City delicacies.

"So… what do you think?" Darley asked, as they ate.

"I'm not really familiar with some of these things," Mallow admitted. "Like this… jelly stuff? It's nice, but not what I was expecting."

"That's yokan," Ash told her. "And yeah, I guess it is different to the jelly you find in places like Unova or Kalos. For me this kind of thing is normal, though."

"Are you really used to this?" Sophocles asked. "This is weird!"

"It is?" Ash replied, looking over. "But onigiri is just such a standard thing… it really must be different living in Alola all your life. I'd never thought I could find something like rice weird."

Sophocles looked down at the onigiri, then back up at Ash.

"So this isn't a donut?" he asked. "I thought that's what onigiri meant."

Darley chuckled.

"No, no," he said. "Though people do seem to confuse those a lot, I'm not sure why… anyway, what about you?"

"It's… different," Lillie said. "Some of this is nice, but other parts, I'm not really sure how to think about it."

"That happens," Ash told her. "The first time you try a new set of food, the 'weird' side can overrule whether you think it's nice or not! Which is the same with meeting a new Pokémon, sometimes."

"I can never tell if this is really involved ways of getting lessons across, or you're just able to relate everything to lessons," Kiawe admitted.

Then Darley announced that the challenge was simply to appreciate the food – but, oddly enough, Mallow didn't move on.

She was too interested in hearing about the food.


Their next challenge was about getting traditional throwing stars into a set of targets, and that meant both the trainer and the Pokémon.

"That's kind of interesting," Lana allowed, picking some up. "Maybe it's to do with making sure that trainers don't neglect their Pokémon?"

She threw the shuriken, and hit the centre of three different targets.

"Yow!" Shirataki said, impressed. "I didn't know we had a ninja along!"

"I'm not sure how I did that," Lana admitted, as Brionne blew a bubble to balance shuriken on the bubble on her nose – then popped it with a tail slap, sending the shuriken wobbling lazily through the air.

Two of them hit the target, with a third scoring a near miss, and Shirataki pronounced that as good enough.

Ash and Kiawe went next, with both them and their Pokémon sinking three shuriken each into their targets, and then it was Lillie's turn.

"Um…" she began. "I don't know if this is going to work…"

Ash patted her on the shoulder.

"Maybe it won't," he said. "But that's okay. I know it's really awkward to go into something where you think you're going to be bad at it, but so long as you're paying attention to what happens you can catch the mistakes you make – and that's what actually matters. In just about anything where people aren't in danger."

Lillie glanced back, then nodded.

"Right," she said. "So… what matters is trying, so long as I can see what I do wrong."

"And you might turn out to be good at it!" Ash added. "You won't know until you try!"

Lillie picked up her shuriken, and then threw them.

She didn't turn out to be good at it, and the three throwing stars went three different sides of the target.

"You won't be able to move on just yet," Shirataki told her. "But we'll keep working on it!"

"Right," Lillie said. "I just need to… get them to all go in the same direction, I guess?"

Then it was Sophocles' turn, and he managed to get all three into the right place.

Much more surprising was what he had Vikavolt do, though. He put the shuriken on his Bug-type's mandibles, then had them use Discharge.

All three shuriken fired right through the wall.

"Um," Sophocles said, looking at the hole. "I guess railguns really are fast, huh…"

"I'm not sure how to score that," Shirataki said.


The fourth floor was an obstacle course, and Kiawe went first. It meant hopping between platforms over a pool of water, climbing up a net, crossing a balance beam… all kinds of things… and eventually Kiawe managed to wrestle himself up the giant swinging log to the finish line.

"We can get help from our Pokémon, right?" Lana checked.

"That's right," agreed Charlie, the fourth host.

"Then… Brionne!" Lana said, sending her out.

Brionne blew a bubble, and Lana jumped up on top of it, bounced once, and launched herself through the air. That got her over the first few obstacles in one go, and she recalled Brionne before taking on the balance beam.

"That's definitely unconventional," Charlie admitted. "But effective!"


Ultimately, Kiawe, Ash and Lana advanced to the final floor with the Gym Leader himself, but Ash stood back and said he'd let the other two go first.

Sophocles, Lillie and Mallow took up places on the spectators' stands, and the Gym Leader introduced himself with a power-shredding chord on an electric guitar.

"Is that Kantonian?" Lillie asked.

"Probably," Ash replied. "Not originally Kantonian, maybe, but karaoke is an important part of our culture!"

"I guess," Lillie realized.

Gym Leader Ryuki sent out a Zweilous, while Kiawe's choice was Turtonator.

"Interesting, man!" Ryuki said. "Why did you pick a Dragon type?"

"Because your name has the word for dragon in it," Kiawe explained. "And I thought it was worth a guess…"

Charlie called for them to begin, and Kiawe pointed. "Now, Turtonator, Trick Room!"

"Uh," Ryuki began, then took a step back as he saw Turtonator flip over onto his back and start spinning rapidly. "That's a new one on me, man… Zweilous! Stop fighting amongst yourself!"

He played a tune, and the Dark-Dragon's heads stopped arguing in favour of roaring at Turtonator.

"Shell Trap!" Kiawe called, prompting Turtonator to launch himself spinning across the room. "Dragon Tail!"

Turtonator had a bit of trouble stopping, but he did launch Zweilous out of the building before going through the wall himself, and Kiawe hurriedly recalled the Dragon-type before he fell off the edge.

"Right, right, you've been training with Ash Ketchum," Ryuki said, mostly to himself. "Should have remembered… all right, that's a win as far as I'm concerned! Who's next!"


Lana's battle was Brionne against a Druddigon, at least until Sandy ran onto the field and started cheering for Brionne. Lana was embarrassed, but Ryuki just said he liked the little guy's style and added a Dragonair on his own side to make it a Double Battle.

Which just meant Brionne and Sandy could do their Surf-platform Double-Edge combination move, and resulted in another win for Kukui's class as a whole.


"Well, we learned a few things!" Lillie summarized. "And I think we have a better idea of what we need to work on before the League, now."

"That's the idea!" Ash said, as behind him King Dragonite hugged Leader Ryuki to within an inch of his outfit's life. "If you got something useful out of it, that's what matters, right?"

 

Notes:

The Kantonian Gym, oddly enough, does resemble one specific anime Kantonian Gym in some respects.

Chapter 59: Something Fishy About This Training

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Seriously, how do you think of these things?" Kiawe asked, during another lesson.

This time, the whole class – except Lana, who was late – were out on the sea, fishing. But they weren't fishing for Pokémon to catch.

Instead, they were fishing for Pokémon to battle.

"It seems really obvious, I guess?" Ash shrugged. "So part of a Pokémon League is always going to be dealing with surprises, and battling a Pokémon where the only time you have to work out how to do it is the time it takes to fish them up and ask them if they want a battle…"

He shrugged. "It was a good way to put that into practice."

Sophocles pulled up a Lanturn with a splash, and waved. "Hi, uh, do you want a battle?"

Lanturn's front and back orbs fizzled, and after a moment's confusion Sophocles sent out Vikavolt. "Uh – attack but only if they do want a fight?" he said.

"Lanturn, it's useful to use words to answer!" Ash called.

"Then, sure, I could go for one," Lanturn agreed.

Vikavolt zipped around to the side, ready to attack, and Lanturn responded with a Bubblebeam attack.

"Wow, this really is an interesting challenge!" Sophocles said. "And I guess it's pointing out what I need to work on… like getting a Bug attack for Vikavolt. Maybe Signal Beam?"

He pointed. "Tackle for now I guess?"

"How do I tackle?" Vikavolt asked.

"Just run into your enemy quickly, that's a good start," Ash said, then turned his attention back to the rest of the class.

Something caught his eye, and he raised his voice. "Oh, yeah, and if you get one of my Pokémon, they know what we're doing."

Mallow pulled up Dewott, who did a forward flip before landing half-in half-out of the water.

"Strengthen my heart, Scalchops!" he called out, and one of them lit up with a flash of flame while the other crackled with electricity.

"Tsareena, you're up!" Mallow said.

"How many of your Pokémon are down there?" Lillie asked, interested.

Ash began to count them off. "Charizard, Zoroark, one of the Dragonite, Mew I think, Silver, Croconaw… Latias and Latios… Aten but I think he's just on the lookout for easy targets… Buizel, Dewott obviously, I think I saw Sandile with a set of scuba gear… Greninja, and last of all Hawlucha, Terror of the Seas. I think that's all of them."

He shrugged. "I wanted to make sure there was great variety even if none of the wild Pokémon were interested."


"Oh, hey, look!" Kiawe said, once his Charizard had finished a training battle with Silver. "Lana's arrived. And she's got a Primarina now!"

Lana was indeed arriving, with her Primarina swimming alongside her Ride Lapras.

"Sorry I'm late, Mr. Ketchum," she said. "I had… a really weird experience, earlier. Sandy headed off earlier this morning, so I went after him, and it turned out his friend Mantine was asking for help with something… and I went to see what it was, and help out if I could."

She sat back on Lapras's shell. "And it turned out that a wild Pokémon needed my help… and it was Kyogre."

"Is this like when you fished up Kyogre once?" Mallow asked. "Because you've told that story a lot, and I don't think it's true at all."

"Hey," Lana protested, but without any real heat. "And, uh… well… there were these – Pokémon Hunters, I guess? Trying to hurt and capture Kyogre. They'd even poisoned them! And I was able to help, but it was really hard to fight them off, and that's how Primarina evolved."

"Pokémon Hunters?" Ash repeated, alert. "What Pokémon did they have?"

"A Seismitoad and two Palpitoads," Lana said. "We beat them eventually, though. The boss introduced himself as, Pokémon Hunter D, I think? And they had a submarine shaped like a Carvanha, but Kyogre drove it ashore on a little island and I told Officer Jenny."

"Well, at least it wasn't Hunter J," Ash decided. "She's a bit of a menace, but I haven't seen her since Sinnoh… I wonder if there's other Pokémon Hunters out there. Well done for stopping them!"

Lana touched her belt, which was missing Sandy's Dive Ball. "I had to leave Sandy at the Pokémon Centre, he got poisoned over and over and I ran out of antidotes. He was still cheerful, though."

"He helped save Kyogre!" Primarina pointed out. "So of course he was proud of himself! And happy to have helped, that's just what he's like."

"Well, congratulations for evolving," Ash told Primarina. "And it sounds like you did great work, Lana. Now… just to explain what's going on, we're fishing, but instead of fishing to catch Pokémon we're asking them for a battle. That way we get battles of all sorts."

"I got a Clobbopus a few minutes ago," Lillie told Lana. "There's a lot of variety down there."

"Oh, then maybe I'll get a chance to try out Oceanic Operetta!" Lana realized, getting her own fishing rod out. "Right now it'd be nice to have a practice battle…"

She checked her lure, then cast her fishing rod. The lure splashed into the water, dipping a couple of times, then vanished into the water as something tugged on the rod.

"Wow, that was quick!" Mallow said, impressed.

Lana leaned back and tugged, and the line resisted – actually reeling further out at first – then suddenly twanged and went slack.

And Kyogre launched herself over the entire group, backflipping on the way, before splashing down just on the far side of the group of Ride Pokémon.

"Morning!" she said. "I don't suppose my niece is around here, is she?"

"Yeah, Rayquaza's back at Kukui's house," Ash said. "Playing with Meltan. I can get her, though…"


Two days later, there was another Ultra Guardians alert.

Since Ash was in the middle of a lesson about what to do when battling a Pokémon you didn't know enough about, he and Kukui's class were able to do the full normal Ultra Guardians alert sequence, and a few minutes later they were suited up and in the base.

"Here are your things!" one of the Meltan said, as more than a dozen of them brought a box over.

"Thanks!" Ash told them, taking two Beast Balls and some medicine from the box, and the Meltan brought it down the line for the others to get their equipment as well. "Director, do we know anything?"

"Not much, but that's normal," Lusamine replied. "This isn't another Pheromosa situation, though, this time we caught the Ultra Wormhole itself manifesting. The Ultra Beast itself hasn't been identified, but that's why we're sending you out urgently."

A map appeared, showing Melemele Island with a blinking wormhole symbol.

"We're mobilizing a support team, but based on past experience actually getting this Ultra Beast home is mostly going to involve Nebby making a hole in the universe in a very loud way," Lusamine added. "Is that right?"

"Could be!" Ash agreed. "Could be Naganadel, though, I've got him along because he's a great example of a Pokémon people don't know enough about."

"Understood," Lusamine replied. "All right, everyone ready? Ultra Guardians, launch!"


"Ash has a weird team," Garchomp mused. "I mean, really weird."

"Yeah, you get used to some aspects of it," Pikachu shrugged, watching as Suicune ran along the air next to them, then frowned.

Scampering over to the edge of Garchomp's back, he looked down.

"Hey, Ash?" he called. "Arc? Are we at the Ultra Wormhole yet?"

"Arc says not quite!" Ash called back.

"Because those trees have had their tops chopped off," Pikachu explained, pointing down. "I think that could mean the Ultra Beast is on the move."

"Huh, you're right," Ash agreed, leaning over Suicune's back. "Let's go down and have a closer look!"

Suicune stopped water walking.

She dropped out of the sky in a sudden, precipitate plummet, then began water-walking again a bit at a time and braked to a halt – still in mid-air – about ten feet over the trees.

Now moving more slowly, she paced over to the trees as if she were moving down an invisible staircase, and Ash looked closely at one of them.

"That's a really smooth cut," he said. "Right?"

"Correct," Arc agreed.

The other Ultra Guardians descended around them.

"Don't do that!" Sophocles complained. "We thought the world had suddenly noticed that Suicune was doing something she couldn't, and had decided to correct it!"

"I didn't," Lana piped up.

"So, the wormhole was over there," Kiawe said, pointing. "And these are here, which means that if it's going anywhere, it would be… that way."

He pointed. "Which is… Hau'oli City."

"We'd better hurry, then!" Ash said. "We don't want anyone to get scared!"


"I've got an update," Lusamine told them, as they flew over the Hau'oli city limits.

"Huh?" Kiawe asked, looking at his video communicator. "What kind of update?"

"Faba was watching the shopping channel," Lusamine explained.

"It's therapy!" Faba defended himself, faintly.

"And Viren's on some kind of… work release thing to try and pay his fines?" Lusamine added. "I really don't understand it myself, but it doesn't count against his prison time, it just means he might not be bankrupt when he leaves… anyway, he was showing off an indestructible safe, then an unknown Pokémon appeared and cut the safe in half."

"That sounds like it could be the Ultra Beast," Mallow said. "Where could it be now, though…"

"Gah!" someone yelped, just below them.

Suicune dropped out of the sky again.

"They've got to stop doing that!" Kiawe protested, and Charizard slammed his wings up to shed velocity.


"It's… dreadful!" the head of a beauty salon explained. "Shocking! Unbelievable!"

"What is?" Lillie asked.

"Just look!" she said, pointing at the three Furfrou on the stand. "I was going to trim them, but they've already been trimmed by that weird Pokémon over with your friends!"

Lillie looked at the Furfrou, and… well, it was hard to argue.

The three Furfrou had trims which weren't any of the standard ones… but which did look a lot like Alolan Vulpix, Alolan Ninetales, and Ash's phone.

Which… probably meant Arceus.

"Frouuu," one of the Furfrou said.

Without looking away from the Ultra Beast, Ash took a Pokéball off his belt and sent out Lokoko.

"I hope you're not meant to re-style us," the Furfrou declared, turning his head to look at the nine wispy tails his fur was in now. "This is actually quite chic."

"I know," said the one on his left, the one who'd ended up in Arceus style. "Think about it, we could all be trend setters!"

"Hmph," the stylist said. "There's no accounting for taste."

"What happened to the customer always being right in matters of taste?" the third Furfrou asked, rolling her eyes. "Please."

"Okay, I think I get it," Ash said, most of his attention on Arc's screen. "Ibid, can you get Leavanny?"

The Bug-Grass type arrived in moments, checked Arc's screen, then faced the Ultra Beast before sweeping her Leaf Blades through the air. Whipping them together, so they struck one another, then away again, and in a one-following-the-other pattern.

In response, the alien Pokémon swished their own thin blades around.

"I see," Ash read off. "I didn't think there were things that shouldn't be cut. In my world all things can be cut, and it is not a problem."

Another exchange.

"And it's called Kartana," Ash added, not doing direct translation now. "So… do you need help to get home?"

Leavanny acted that out.

Kartana sliced a hole in the air, forming an Ultra Wormhole, and jumped through.

"...I guess that's a no, then," Mallow decided.

"Aww," Naganadel sighed. "I was hoping to get a chance to send an Ultra Beast home!"

Ash patted him on the wing. "It's okay, Naganadel. I'm sure you'd have done a great job!"

Then Rayquaza came in.

"I don't want lunch today," she told Ash. "I saw a meteorite as big as a bed heading for the school, caught it, and asked if anyone else wanted it. They didn't so I ate some of it and put the rest away for later."

"Well done, Rayquaza!" Ash said. "Huh, I wonder where that meteorite came from…"


Up in space, Deoxys, Deoxys and Big Rayquaza exchanged looks.

You are sure she caught it?

"Yeah, I'd recognize her anywhere," Rayquaza agreed. "We are never training near an earth-crossing asteroid again. Or speaking of this."

Agreed, both Deoxys said.

 

Notes:

Kartana, like Naganadel, can handle themselves as far as Ultra Wormholes go.

I wonder if it's a trend in my work to have a big brother Rayquaza of some description?

Chapter 60: Family business

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Gladion frowned.

"I think this isn't working," he said.

Agreed, Silvally said, Psychic Memory active. The idea of searching for Zoroark is a good one, but in practical terms it is nearly impossible."

"Not completely impossible, but nearly," Gladion said, sitting down on a log. "Zoroark could be literally any Pokémon, and… hmm."

That sounds like you have an idea, Silvally noted.

"That's because I do, I think," Gladion replied. "Or, it's a different way of thinking about this."

He ticked off. "Firstly, Zoroark could have left. If that's happened, or if Zoroark is completely uninterested in me – in us – then there's no way we're finding them anyway."

Which would be disheartening, Silvally said.

"Yeah, it would," Gladion sighed. "But it's possible. Then, secondly… if Zoroark doesn't know we're looking for them, then we just need to go around Melemele until we run into them. That's the only thing that's necessary for that to happen, at least."

A nod.

"But thirdly, there's where Zoroark is aware we're looking for them, but isn't sure about us," Gladion finished. "Because – I'm not my father. And Zoroark left rather than come to us, so."

He shrugged. "I think maybe that means Zoroak has their reasons for staying away, but they're not sure about them. Maybe they don't know that Mohn is alive, or maybe it's just a Pokémon being wary of someone they've not met in years. Those are all reasons that make sense for Zoroark, even if it is a bit sad for me that Zoroark doesn't feel comfortable making contact."

That… could be it, Silvally agreed. So… what is your plan, then?

Gladion lowered his voice. "If Zoroark is around, then they're going to need to be nearby. But I think it's time for us to practice Multi-Attack."

He sent out Umbreon. "Umbreon, I don't know how much you were listening to that, but I've got a plan… we're going to practice Multi-Attack and quick type shifting. Stick to Tackle and Shadow Ball, okay?"

"Bree-on!" Umbreon agreed, her ears flicking, and Gladion opened the Memory case.

"Switch," he said, tossing a Memory at Silvally, and Silvally ejected his Memory before catching the incoming one to change his Type to Electric.

Gladion caught and stowed the Psychic Memory with a sure motion, and pointed. "Multi-Attack that rock."

"Ull!" Silvally confirmed, stamping a forefoot, and a beam of electrical energy shot out.

"Eject!" Gladion added, spotting Umbreon preparing a Shadow Ball, and the multi-typed Pokémon switched to Normal just in time to completely ignore the attack. Then Gladion tossed the Psychic Memory, and Silvally switched to Psychic.

Gladion ordered another Multi-Attack, this time at Umbreon, and called for a switch halfway through. The attack went off Psychic, just, with Silvally's Type switching into Rock the moment the Multi-Attack ended, and Gladion nodded his approval.

"Good," he said, looking around. "Hmm. That pool looks like a good target for a Fire one… Umbreon, can you check if it's occupied?"

Umbreon loped over to the pool, dipping her head in to have a look, then raised her head again and looked around in an alert stance.

Gladion looked again, and frowned.

"All right, let's try it," Gladion said. "Switch."

Silvally ejected the Rock memory, catching the one Gladion had thrown, and froze for a moment as the RKS System drive loaded.

Gladion pointed. "Multi-Attack!"

A burst of Ghostly energy flashed out to hit the Buneary Gladion had pointed at – and knocked them backwards in a swirl of smoke, resolving into a Zoroark.

"Zoroark!" Gladion said, before the Dark-type could fully pick themselves up. "Mohn is alive. I want to find him."

He threw Silvally the Psychic memory, catching the Ghost one the Pokémon fired back, and closed the case again.

"Zorroooo…" Zoroark said, softly.

They're asking how you knew, Silvally passed on.

"I didn't know," Gladion replied. "But I guessed. Umbreon could tell something was up, and I thought you might be watching us… and a Ghost-type attack wouldn't do much damage to you, but it'd do nothing at all to a real Buneary. And it was the only difference from the first time I'd looked around."

"Zoro-ark!" the vulpine Pokémon said. "Arrrk! Zoro-zoroark!"

"I know that much myself," Silvally replied, speaking both out loud and psychically for the benefit of everyone present. "Gladion sought out Tapu Fini to get closure for Mohn's death, only to find he was still alive. Your trainer did not die years ago… we simply do not know where he is."

Zoroark considered that, for a long moment, then loped over to Gladion and knelt.

"Oro," they declared. "Zor-ark. Zorororrrr…"

That's two things, Silvally reported. Firstly, I'm with you, and secondly… it's mostly the word 'how'.

"I've been listening to Lillie talk about her lessons," Gladion answered. "With Ash Ketchum for a teacher, they're learning a lot about lateral thinking."

"Zoro!? Orr… zororo-ark…"

Zoroark thought they were a myth, Silvally passed on. "Though I have to ask, Zoroark. What is your gender?"

"Zoroark," Zoroark replied.

After a few seconds, Gladion looked at Silvally. "Was that an answer?"

The answer was, Zoroark, Silvally supplied.

"...ah," Gladion frowned. "Well, that's probably reasonable enough."


The next morning, at Gladion's request, Ash visited their house.

"I found Zoroark," Gladion explained, as soon as Ash arrived. "But we can only talk with Psychic Form Silvally translating them for me. Can we get Lokoko's help?"

"Sure," Ash agreed, sending her out. "I guess you're going to be trying to find Mohn now?"

"That is the plan," Gladion nodded. "Though I don't know how long it'll take."

"We were planning on looking into his old study," Lillie provided. "Mother's at work, but she said that she didn't disturb anything in the study… our butler Hobbes knows where it is."

"Indeed I do," said the butler, making Lokoko jump.

"How did you do that?" she asked. "I haven't been surprised like that in centuries!"

"I am a butler, madam," Hobbes said, smiling enigmatically. "Now, if you will follow me, please…"

He pointed, then got moving, and the others hurried to keep up with him.

"No, seriously, I want to know how you did that," Lokoko said. "I'm extending a broad-spectrum translation field across the whole area, and I should have noticed you, but I didn't until you started talking."

"Alas, I could tell you, but I'd have to recruit you," Hobbes chuckled. "And through here, please... watch out for that raised tile, please. It might trip you over, I've been meaning to fix it."

"Where is Zoroark, anyway?" Lokoko asked, skipping the tile. "Unlike Hobbes I at least shouldn't be able to sense them, but… are they in their Pokéball?"

"That's right," Gladion confirmed. "There's hopefully going to be time to have a proper conversation, but it might be better to do it in Mohn's study."

They were all in the same room, now, and Hobbes crossed to a bookshelf. He ran his fingers along the books, then pulled on one.

It came out of the bookcase.

"Huh!" Ash said. "I was expecting it to be a hidden room behind the bookcase."

"It is," Hobbes told him. "However, I haven't opened the door in several years. It's definitely one of these…"

He pulled on another book, and this time it went click and the bookshelf shifted slightly.

"There we are," he said, then pushed the bookshelf inwards to reveal a room.

"There's several rooms in this wing," Hobbes told them. "The study itself is downstairs."

"Is that a bed?" Gladion asked.

"Sometimes, Mohn got a little… too focused on his work," Hobbes explained. "It was up to him, of course, and it was never anything too concerning, but sometimes he preferred to sleep near the study rather than lose time heading upstairs."

He adjusted his jacket, needlessly. "It's one way in which he and Lusamine were alike, in fact."

"Are alike," Lillie said, firmly. "I know we don't know anything about how he is now, or – or why he hasn't come back, but he's still alive. And… it's much harder for me to think of something that could change a whole person like that."

She picked up Snowy, and snuggled into her tails. "We spent years thinking of our father as being gone. But we're trying to find him. So let's remember that."

"Good point, Lillie," Gladion agreed. "Zoroark?"

One of the Pokéballs on his belt fell off, turning out to be a Voltorb, and reformed into Zoroark.

"Since learning that Ash Ketchum is real, I have been somewhat inspired," the Dark-type said.

"You're the one who's been in here most," Gladion said. "At least, while Mohn was using it. If your Pokéball is in here, you're the one who'll recognize it, and… it just feels right for you to lead the way."

"Thank you," Zoroark bowed, then prowled down the steps.


Mohn's study was lined with books, left either exactly or almost exactly as it had been when Mohn had last been in the room, and his children slowed down a little as they entered.

"I've… been here before," Gladion said, surprised. "Not often, but I remember it."

Zoroark vaulted over a guardrail on the last part of the steps down to the basement, and loped to the desk.

"Here it is," they said, holding up a Pokéball. "This is mine. Gladion."

Gladion saw the Pokéball coming, and caught it. "You're sure?"

"I will ask Mohn, when we find him," Zoroark replied. "Until then, you are my trainer."

"Thank you," Gladion said, nodding, then blinked in surprise as Zoroark went straight from there to one of the bookshelves – and opened it, like a cupboard, to reveal something mechanical in a space behind.

"What's that?" Lillie asked.

"It looks like a Pokémon, right?" Snowy said, jumping from Lillie's arms to inspect it. "I don't recognize it, though…"

"I do!" Ash told them. "That's a Magearna. They… might be shiny, actually, I can't tell because I haven't met many Magearna and neither this one nor that one ever sparkled. Hmm…"

"You actually know what it is?" Hobbes asked.

"I'm surprised as well," Zoroark stated. "Mohn found it at an antique store, it wasn't working. He planned to restore it to working order, so it could play with Lillie, but… for obvious reasons, he couldn't."

"Poor thing," Lillie said, entering the room more fully and looking at the inactive Magearna. "I hope they're not able to notice time going past, like that, because otherwise it would be terrible…"

"There's a Z-ring here," Gladion said, then. "Lillie, do you have one? Because, if not, it might make sense to ask the Kahunas or Tapus if you can keep this one."

"She does have a Z-crystal, I remember that, but I don't think a Z-ring was involved…" Ash frowned. "Hmm… hey, Hoopa, are you awake?"

A Hyperspace Hole appeared.

"Hoopa is always awake!" Hoopa declared, leaning through a Hyperspace Hole that showed late-evening Dahara behind them. "To mischief. Hoopa is sometimes asleep in the conventional sense, but when mischief is involved Hoopa is always awake. Is there mischief?"

"There's something, I guess," Ash replied. "Can you check if Volcanion and Magearna on the Nebel Plateau are awake?"

"Hoopa will find an answer!" Hoopa said, popping back through the hole. "Allez Hoopa-ring!"

They sent a second ring skimming through the air, then a big reddish Pokémon fell out and hit the ground with a wham.

"Who did that?" Volcanion demanded.

"Volcanion is awake!" Hoopa said. "Now Hoopa will test if Magearna is awake!"

"Volcanion!" Ash called. "Hey, Hoopa, please don't, I can ask Volcanion – Volcanion, some friends of mine just found a Magearna in a cupboard. Do you know how to fix a Magearna? They haven't been active for a long time…"

"Hmf," Volcanion huffed. "If you try to fix Magearna, and that's what you're trying to do, then it won't work unless you actually want them to be healthy for their own benefit. I'm not convinced most humans are capable of it."

He hissed like a steam valve. "But I suppose you're an exception, Ash. So maybe these ones will be too."


Lillie and Ash, with Lokoko's help, got the Magearna out of the cupboard it had been kept in, but after a few minutes Ash had to admit that he wasn't really sure where to start.

"I do want Magearna to be better, but… I'm not great with machines," he admitted. "So, I don't know."

Rummaging in his pocket, Ash got Arc out. "Do you have any ideas?"

"I do not," Arc replied. "Unfortunately, while I have the notes for an overwhelming majority of Pokémon, in this case Magearna is a wholly artificial creation."

They paused. "And yes, I know I am as well, defining Mew as artificial if Mew was involved in the last few years. However, I am using a definition of artificial which means that natural things are possible."

"Makes sense," Ash decided.

As he was thinking, though, Gladion looked through the still-open portal to Dahara.

"How does Hoopa actually know when someone's going to call on them?" he asked.

Hoopa zipped into view, and waved. "Hoopa is psychic!" the Pokémon explained. "Hoopa is also Ghost sometimes. But Hoopa is always able to tell where Hoopa should put a ring to make sure that the Pokémon Hoopa is after appears, and so Hoopa is able to tell where Hoopa is needed! Hoopa is like Super Hoopa because Hoopa can hear someone who needs Hoopa's help from all the way around the world!"

Hoopa balanced a ring on their head. "Plus, if you want to call someone, you give them a ring, but Hoopa already has all of Hoopa's rings. Hoopa is the best, obviously!"

"Well…" Gladion said. "What I was wondering is – if you know that, do you know where Mohn is?"

"There are many Pokémon! Which Mon do you mean?" Hoopa asked.

"He means my trainer," Zoroark explained.

"Oh!" Hoopa said. "Hoopa can do that!"

Hoopa caught the ring that had been balancing on their head, threw it through the other one like a discus, and it glowed and opened over Zoroark.

It also opened underneath Gladion, and Gladion landed unceremoniously on Zoroark.

"Sorry," Gladion said, a bit breathlessly, then rolled off and glared at Hoopa.

"Hey!" Hoopa protested. "Hoopa is Ghost type!"

"We meant my father, Mohn," Gladion said. "How could you not tell that if you can tell where someone might want your help from halfway across the planet?"

"Hoopa is alert," Hoopa said. "Hmm… Hoopa is having a not found error. Are you sure your father is a human?"

"Quite sure," Gladion answered, then looked at Ash. "...almost sure. Zoroark?"

"Mohn is human," Zoroark confirmed.

"Wait, I think I worked something out," Ash said. "Volcanion, can I ask something?"

"I don't think I'm going to stop you if I say no," Volcanion grumbled. "I was going to look for enough water to generate steam. I think I can get back through that portal Hoopa dropped me through…"

"Well, what I was wondering is – does Magearna know any self healing moves?" Ash explained. "The one who's your friend, I mean. I'm wondering if healing moves work on them."

"It is not a move, but Magearna can heal others with flowers from her arms," Volcanion said. "Now I'm going to find a river."

"Why bother?" Hoopa asked. "Hoopa will bring the river to you!"

Hoopa drenched Volcanion, who seemed unappreciative.


"Okay, here's my idea," Ash said.

They were now outside, in the garden of Gladion and Lillie's house, but Hoopa was still watching through a Hyperspace Hole.

Quite possibly a different one.

"Cresselia knows some healing moves," Ash explained. "And so does Dr. Agonite, but he's on a residential at the moment? Anyway, Cresselia knows them, and my idea was that if Lillie can work with Cresselia to do it then it should work out."

"How do I work with Cresselia, though?" Lillie asked. "She's your Pokémon."

"Yes," Ash agreed. "But if you can use a Z-move to do it, you can borrow one of my Z-crystals and we can turn it into a Z-Heal Pulse or a Z…"

He checked his set of Z-crystals.

"-Jungle Healing, probably," he said, holding up a green Z-crystal. "I think that's the main one. I don't have a Water or Psychic crystal so it can't actually be Life Dew or Heal Pulse."

"I've never actually heard of Jungle Healing," Gladion frowned.

"You know how it is, Mew turns up, your moveset expands," Cresselia shrugged. "But if the first step is to make sure Lillie can use a Z-move, I'm up for it too."

She produced a large paperback book. "I've read this one before but it's still enjoyable."

"All right," Lillie said. "Snowy, we're going to use Powder Snow for this one… I don't know the poses, though."

"I believe I can assist, there," Hobbes announced, and took the Ice poses with poise.

Lillie copied them, twice, then exhaled.

"Let's do the move as normal a few times, so we know we're doing it right," she said. "Then we'll try a Z-move."

"Got it!" Snowy agreed. "Don't worry, Magearna, we'll help you out when we know how!"


Learning to use a Z-move wasn't an instant process, but they had time, and within an hour or so Mohn's Z-ring and Lillie's Z-crystal were lighting up visibly each time Lillie did the poses and Snowy exhaled her Powder Snow. It hadn't yet turned into a proper Subzero Slammer, but it was getting close, and Gladion smiled faintly as he watched.

Then frowned.

"Have you kept that portal open the whole time?" he asked. "I'm surprised you're not bored yet."

"Oh!" Hoopa gasped. "Hoopa is sorry, Hoopa was not checking the time! You are right, Hoopa is bored!"

The Hyperspace Hole closed.

"What a strange Pokémon," Zoroark said.

Then a smaller Hyperspace Hole appeared, and dropped a beanbag on their head.

"Ow."

That, of course, was the point when Lillie actually got it. Unearthly sunlight blazed from the Z-ring and the Z-crystal slotted into it, and Snowy's Powder Snow turned into a Subzero Slammer that knocked Cresselia backwards halfway across the courtyard.

"We did it!" Lillie cheered, then blinked. "Oh! Sorry!"

"No, I was expecting this," Cresselia replied, shaking herself and sending ice dripping off her close-packed feathers. "That's why I was re-reading something, otherwise I'd lose my place. Recover."

"Glad to hear it," Snowy said, trying not to fall over. "Those are really tiring…"

Then Magearna stood up.

"Soul-Heart online," the Fairy-type announced. "Which one of you is Lillie?"

Lillie raised her hand automatically, too surprised to do anything else, and Magearna walked quickly over to her before curtseying.

"I am Magearna," they said. "I am quite sure I am intended to be a gift for you, though you appear to be taller than I was expecting. It is nice to meet you."

"...oh, I get it!" Ash said. "That's what Volcanion meant. Magearna's Soul-Heart is what helps them out, that's what needed to heal, and Lillie using a Z-move worked out just great for that."

"I'm never sure how you make a deductive leap like that," Gladion sighed.


About fifteen minutes later, Lusamine had arrived (by Dragonite) and so had Kahuna Hala (also by Dragonite).

"So, here's what we know so far," Ash said, and began ticking points off on his fingers. "Firstly, we went into Mohn's old study, and we found Zoroark's Pokéball. We also found Magearna, deactivated in a cupboard, and I asked for some help from an expert about how to revive Magearna."

Magearna waved, a little uncertainly.

"Who is Mohn?" she asked.

"That's my father… oh!" Lillie realized. "You weren't working, were you? So you wouldn't have known… but then how do you know that you were meant for me?"

"I do not know how I know, but I know," Magearna said. "It is impressed on my Soul-Heart."

"And – you don't mind?" Lillie asked. "I'd hate for you to be in a situation like that when you didn't want to be."

"I do not mind," Magearna answered.

"...so while I was getting advice," Ash resumed. "We also asked Hoopa if Hoopa knew where Mohn was, but Hoopa couldn't find him."

Ash frowned slightly, then shook his head. "Uh, I just had a thought, but we can't really use it yet… but the next thing we decided to do was to try and revive Magearna, in case she knew something and because it was the right thing to do."

"Is this related to the Z-ring Lillie is wearing?" Hala asked. "May I inspect that?"

Lillie took it off and held it out, and Hala stepped closer to have a good look.

"Yes," he said. "This is Mohn's Z-ring, I recognize it well."

"Do you want it back?" Lillie asked. "I'd… rather keep it, but I should offer."

"Have you done anything with it so far?" the Kahuna asked.

"I have," Lillie said, glanced at Ash, then took up the account. "So Ash had the idea that I could use a Z-healing move with a borrowed Z-crystal to restore Magearna, but first we wanted to make sure I could make a Z-move work with Snowy. She's my partner Pokémon so it was the right place to start, I… think?"

Lusamine nodded in confirmation. "That's where Z-moves usually start, yes."

"And she did," Ash provided. "But when she did her Z-move correctly for the first time, it just woke up Magearna anyway. What I think is going on is that Magearna reacts to emotions, like Mohn wanting to introduce Magearna to Lillie so they could be friends, and the emotions and dedication Lillie and Snowy had when they used the Z-move together – plus Necrozma's power, I guess – powered Magearna up all the way."

He looked at Magearna. "Is that right? I don't know how my own liver works very well, but I guess you might know more about how your own systems work."

"It seems plausible," Magearna decided, after considering it. "I am not an expert in the workings of the Soul-Heart, but I know that just before I woke up properly I felt a burst of energy – and happiness."

"In that case…" Ash said, thinking. "I know it's a long shot, but you were connected to Lillie before you woke up. What about Mohn?"

"Mohn… is the person who purchased me," she said. "He thought that his little daughter should have a friend."

"This was his," Lillie volunteered, holding up the Z-ring.

Magearna's eyes closed, then a tracery of light glowed around Soul-Heart in her chest.

After a long moment, she turned, and fired out a beam of light.

"He is… that way," she said. "But that is all I know, and the direction is vague."

"That's great news, though!" Ash told her. "That means we can find him, because we can do that thing Max did to find the Temple of the Sea!"

Everyone else looked puzzled.

"Ash, you're literally the only person in this room besides me who was there," Pikachu said. "Well, except Ibid, but he has a great Pokédex face."

"Oh, yeah," Ash realized. "That's a good point… what Max said we should do is mark the direction on a map, and then go off to the left or right, and that way we'd be able to draw lines and see where they joined up."

"Triangulation, right," Lusamine nodded. "Then let's go. Right now, if possible."

"There is one thing that has to be sorted out, first," Kahuna Hala interrupted. "It's of critical importance."

He put his hand on Lillie's shoulder. "Whether you find your father or not, I feel you have earned that Z-ring. Or another, if Mohn wants it back. Good luck."


It did take a few minutes to get ready for their trip to find Mohn, mostly because Ash got Ibid to contact Nebby for help and transportation and also made sure they had some spare Dragonites just in case, but before long they were all ready for take-off.

"Where do we go first?" Nebby asked, spreading her wings.

"Poni Island," Lusamine suggested. "It's off to one side of the beam direction, and it'll give us some idea of how far we have to go."

"Got it!" Nebby agreed. "Let's do this, Ash!"

They struck their poses together, and Nebby's Moongeist Beam blew a hole in the universe.


After Magearna's second beam, which had been almost directly parallel to the first, Lusamine was silent for a long moment.

"You know what this means, don't you?" she asked.

"What?" Gladion said.

"This is an international rescue mission!" his mother replied.

Lillie groaned. "Oh, come on…" she mumbled.


"You've got… a lot of Pokémon with us, haven't you?" Gladion asked, after a detour to Unova for another bearing. "Why so many?"

"Well, a lot of these are the ones I had with us already," Ash replied, now riding Articuno. "But Articuno and Zacian are both Galarian, and that's where the lines cross over, while Zygarde is just because Zygarde is everywhere and they might be helpful."

"Correct," Zygarde confirmed. "In addition I am hopeful that I will be able to help refine the targeting information, but that is a subset of being helpful."

"That's true, yeah," Ash nodded. "Okay, Nebby, let's go!"

He switched out his Lunalium for a Solgalium, because Nebby was in Solgaleo mode at the moment. "Three, two, one-"

They blasted an Ultra Wormhole to Galar, and Articuno was the first through.


"Ah, it's good to be back," Articuno sighed, wings glowing faintly as she shielded them from the weather. "Think we can have a curry before we head back?"

"We could do," Ash said, already unzipping his bag so Zygarde could get inside. "It's cold enough that a curry would be nice!"

"I have been spoiled by Alola," Zygarde lamented.

A flight of Dragonite came swooping through the Ultra Wormhole, carrying Lillie, Magearna, Lokoko and Lusamine, and Gladion's Silvally conveyed his trainer through the wormhole as well before Nebby joined in and it shut.

"We should do it from here," Lusamine advised. "We're above Galar now, so that will give extra information… Magearna?"

"I will," Magearna replied, hands going to her Soul-Heart, then released a beam of light.

Zygarde Core stuck their head out of Ash's bag for a moment.

"Targeting," they said. "Location is between ten and twenty miles south."

"Good aim, Nebby!" Ash praised, as they turned south. "Articuno, do you know what bit of Galar this is?"

"It's the Crown Tundra, is what it is," Articuno answered, spreading her wings. "It's more Galarian than the rest of Galar, which is to say, bloody cold and the weather's terrible. Lovely place."


Two more beams and they had it narrowed down to a single log cabin, halfway up a mountain, and the flight of Pokémon landed outside.

"He's here," Gladion said, still not really able to credit it. "Now… we just need to know why, right?"

"I'd say that's correct," Lusamine agreed.

She walked up to the cabin. "Hello? Mohn, are you in?"

The door opened, and Mohn stepped out.

It was obvious just comparing him to the pictures back in Alola.

"...who are you?" he asked, looking from Lusamine to Gladion, Lillie and Ash. "And how do you know my name?"

"Oh, I see what's going on," Lusamine said, firmly. "Amnesia. Must be."

"Yeah, I wondered about that!" Ash agreed. "I just couldn't think of a way to use it, but I wondered if maybe the reason why Hoopa couldn't find Mohn was because Mohn didn't know he was Gladion's father."

"What are you talking about?" Mohn said. "I only have one child, my daughter Lillie."

"Does that mean Hoopa might have found Father if I'd asked for Lillie's father?" Gladion said, sounding annoyed.

Lillie's face lit up, then she frowned in confusion.

"But, wait," she said. "If he knows that… well, he last saw me when I was a baby, so I see why he doesn't recognize me. But why didn't he come looking?"

"This is important," Lusamine told Mohn. "What do you remember?"

"Who are you?" Mohn asked. "You just turned up out of nowhere with an enormous collection of Pokémon I don't recognize, and – now you're saying I must have amnesia because I don't recognize you?"

"We're pretty sure you do have amnesia," Ash provided. "Because Lusamine's your wife! And Gladion and Lillie are your children. But if you don't remember them, or not properly, that means you're injured."

"Hmm," Silvally muttered. "Something doesn't seem right… Gladion, can I have the Psychic Memory?"

Mohn watched, amazed, as Gladion swapped out the Flying Memory for the Psychic one.

"That's a very unusual Pokémon," he said. "But a lot of the Pokémon here are unusual. What are they?"

He paused. "Oh – I should introduce you to my daughter, Lillie."

Lillie looked very confused.

Mohn led them inside, then opened a door, and everyone just kind of stared.

"...um," Gladion said, eventually. "Isn't that a Nihilego?"

"A shiny Nihilego," Lusamine pointed out. "We saw lots of them in the Ultra Deep Sea and they did not look like that. Well, that's interesting."

"Go-go," the shiny Nihilego protested, then turned invisible.

"I'm sorry, my daughter is shy," Mohn apologized. "Would you like some tea?"

"Well, he's settling in to the Galarian lifestyle, at least," Articuno said.

Ash had Arc out of his pocket, and stepped forwards.

"Hey, uh… me-ew-mew?" he tried. "Arc, did I get that right?"

"Slightly too low pitched," Arc corrected him.

"...did he just meow?" Mohn asked.

"Ash is… unique," Lusamine said, as Ash kept making Mew noises.

"Fortunately," Gladion added. "He's helped us out more than we could ever tell, but the word very much is 'fortunately' because he's a lot to handle and very odd."


A few minutes later, Ash put Arc down in front of Lokoko, and the Fire-type focused on the screen.

In front of her, the shiny Nihilego appeared again.

"Go-nihi," the alien Pokémon began, then their voice started to translate as Lokoko followed Arc's instructions. "Years ago, I saw a strange creature fall into my home world."

They pointed at Mohn. "That creature was you. You were so injured, and confused, that you could only remember the name of your daughter. Lillie."

Mohn looked very confused.

"I brought you back, or, to here. But I was scared. So… when you healed, I did my best to make sure you didn't remember. I… did not want to be abandoned."

Their tentacles twined. "I did not want to be left alone."

"Do you…" Gladion began, stopped, and tried again. "What do you think will happen now?"

Ash translated, which Gladion still wasn't really used to.

"Mohn will remember, and you will leave," the Nihilego said. "And I will be alone. Here or in the Deep Sea, it will be the same."

"You don't have to be," Lillie told them. "I'm Mohn's daughter, but… you can still be part of the family."

A long pause.

"Would it be too confusing to call me Lillie?" Nihilego asked.

"Absolutely not," Zoroark said, before anyone else could respond. "Top marks, one hundred percent, I'm adopting them if nobody else is."

 

Notes:

Technically this one also did a Journeys episode.

Chapter 61: Past time in Alola

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"So, how does dibs work for the upcoming League?" Torracat asked, bouncing on her paws. "Do we have to call dibs and then that's what decides if we go? Or what?"

"I usually try and make sure that Pokémon I got in that region all get a good chance," Ash informed her. "When that's possible, anyway. There's fewer slots than usual for this one, but… well, I guess it depends on who's interested in what part of the League, a bit. Like the Battle Royal."

"Oh, I'm interested in that bit," Torracat said. "I guess other Pokémon might be too though."

"There's… Dartrix, Lycanroc, you, Salazzle, Nebby, Naganadel and Meltan," Ash counted off. "Meltan it's probably best to have in one of the later battles just so they're not carrying the whole thing on their own… but yeah, I should be able to avoid reusing anyone in the tournament."

"What about Necrozma?" Nebby asked, rolling over on his back before springing back upright again. "They're mostly busy with being a source of light, but they did mention that if they were going to be anyone's Pokémon it would be yours. Did that come up in your conversations with them?"

"No, but I'd be glad to have them!" Ash said. "I guess maybe they'd make more sense in an exhibition match though. Or a Contest."

"Would Necrozma fit in a Contest hall?" Pikachu asked.

"Based on Contest halls I have seen, the answer is maybe," Zygarde contributed.

"Seems about right," Pikachu concurred. "I don't know if there's any rules about which Pokémon you can or can't use in Contests, though… does it seem like there should be those rules? Or not?"

"If they haven't yet banned our teammates from Pokémon Leagues, I don't think there's much likelihood of anything being banned from any tournament," Salazzle said, shrugging. "Of course, I could be wrong."

"Maybe they just think that if they banned Ash's Legendary Pokémon, he'd have no choice but to use the rest of us," Lycanroc suggested. "It's not like the Legendaries are especially more likely to be the nonsense ones, is it?"

"Hmm," Salazzle frowned. "Yeah, good point there. And even if they banned all of the boss's Pokémon, he'd just be able to enter as himself or something."

"Maybe I should enter a League at some point," Pikachu said, then shrugged. "Nah, wouldn't be fair on everyone else Ash had picked up in the last while."

"Or your opponents," Zygarde said.

"Or that," Pikachu agreed.

Arc went bing, and Ash read the message. "...huh."

He sent out Meltan. "Hey, Meltan, do you have any idea why there's lots more of the Meltan back at the Ultra Guardians base, but there's just one of you?"

Meltan shrugged.

"Well, I should probably get you some lunch," Ash decided. "Let's see… where did the screws go…"

"I'll get them," Naganadel volunteered, then did a twirl and made an Ultra Wormhole.

"Thanks!" Ash called.

"I would say we're being too casual about making holes in space and time to travel around, but honestly it's less extreme than Arc doing it," Pikachu yawned.

"That's the whole truth, all right," Dartrix chirped.

Then a Celebi appeared, stopped, and looked at Ash.

"Hmm," he said. "You're late."

"I am?" Ash asked. "To what?"

"The past, obviously," Celebi answered. "I'd like to see you be late to the future."

"You joke, but this is Ash, he could probably do that," Pikachu noted.

"Oh, hang on, I think I know what this must be," Ash said, checking his things. "Okay, uh… yep… right, I should be ready! Who should be with me?"

"I don't know, it's your appointment," Celebi said, then dropped Ash into the past.


"Hi, Ash!" Dawn said, as Ash and Torracat landed. "What Pokémon do you have with you?"

"Just Torracat, Arc and Ibid," Ash replied, picking himself up. "You?"

"I'm not actually allowed to answer that," Dawn replied. She looked older than Ash knew her, and she winked. "I'm stopping off here to make sure you're properly set up. Sort of a detour. But since you're set up, I'm off!"

She vanished in a flash of blue light.

"What was that?" a young voice asked.

Then a five-year-old boy came out from behind some trees, saw Ash, and stopped. "Whoa! Are you a Pokémon trainer?"

"Sure am!" Ash agreed.

"This person's familiar…" Torracat said, sniffed, then nodded. "Oh, yeah, that explains it."

"What does?" the boy's Litten said.

"I haven't seen you before," the boy frowned. "You've got a Torracat, but does that mean you're from Alola? Or are you from somewhere else?"

"I'm from Kanto!" Ash told him. "But I've been to lots of places."

"What's Kanto like?" the boy said. "I've heard they do things differently there."

"Oh, yeah, they do!" Ash agreed. "Well, they do things there that are a lot like a lot of places, but they don't do that in Alola back in this time so I guess that is different."

"Whoa, you're a future guy?" the boy asked, impressed. "How long have you been in Alola, then? Do they still do the Island Challenge in the future? Have you done the Island Challenge?"

Ash showed off his collection of Z-crystals.

"Whoa!" the boy gasped. "That's so many! You must be some kind of Move Kahuna!"

"Thought so!" Ash said. "I know you in the future! You told me we'd meet up! But, don't bother memorizing anything specific, because vague details kinda work themselves out."

"This is extremely bizarre," the Litten muttered.


"...so there's lots of things that are different about Pokémon Leagues," Ash explained, as Mini-Kukui led him through the forest to a cool place he'd found. "I mean, between different Pokémon Leagues, and sometimes between different ones of the same League."

"Really?" Mini-Kukui asked. "Huh, I always thought there was just one thing called a Pokémon League! Like what?"

"Well…" Ash began. "So some Leagues, the thing they have as the first test for all the people who entered is seeing who can do the most damage to a target! Others they do a set of round-robin battles, and then others still just start straight in on the elimination tournaments."

He counted off another point on his fingers. "Then, uh… some Leagues like the Silver Conference are always in the same place, but others like Kalos do theirs in different places every year. So I guess the only thing that's really guaranteed between all the Leagues I've been to is… actually, huh, even those bits depend if you count the Orange League…"

"I've heard of Orange, I think," Kukui said. "Is that a Pokémon League?"

"It's hard to say?" Ash replied. "It's a lot different to usual ones. But really you've got, uh… an Elite Four, but that's not something you have to do because even if someone doesn't battle the Elite Four they've still won the League… an elimination tournament as the finals… oh, I guess you usually have more Pokémon per trainer as you get towards the end… there really isn't much at all that's required about a Pokémon League."

"What about gyms?" Kukui asked.

"Oh, yeah, Leagues do generally use gyms," Ash agreed. "But you don't have to have those either! Where I grew up there are ways people can enter a League without having done any gyms… in a way you can think of it that gyms are really there for two reasons, firstly to give people a structure to growing up on a Pokémon Journey and secondly to limit how many people apply to be in a Pokémon League. But here in Alola you've already got the Island Challenge."

"Yeah, I guess so," Kukui said.

"So if you are from the future," Litten began, glancing at Torracat. "Why isn't your trainer just saying exactly what happened? Like, how the Alola League is? Why is he talking in these general terms?"

"Well, possibly he doesn't remember the exact format," Torracat said. "But honestly I think it's more that Ash is giving general information and then letting your trainer make the decisions and connections himself. That way, it actually is him doing a lot of the set up."

"Set up to what?" Litten asked.

"See, at that point I think I'm supposed to not tell you any more…" Torracat replied, shrugging. "But, well, Ash is a school teacher. So maybe it's just something he's internalized rather than something he's doing deliberately – you can never tell with him…"

"Here we are!" mini-Kukui said, from up front, drawing both their attention.

He'd brought them to a large tree, which turned out to be a Totem Trevenant.

"Oh, hello there," the big Grass-type rumbled. "And who's this?"

"Hi!" Ash said. "I'm from the future! Don't worry, it's all scheduled so it won't actually break anything."

"...what," the Totem Trevenant said, with significantly less aplomb.

"See, there's several kinds of time travel!" Ash provided helpfully. "First there's the kind where you can go back in time and change things just fine, like with this hotel I visited back in Kalos. Then there's the kind where you have to go back in time because something about the past is broken and you need to fix it, like the time in Michina I think? And after that there's the one where you have to go back in time to make sure things work out the way they always did, which is a pre-destination one, that's the one I'm doing right now. I actually first used a Z move in another one of those! And apart from that the rest are minor categories."

"I don't think that's what he was wondering about," Torracat said, sniggering.

"Oh, right!" Ash said. "I can probably get Arc to get Dawn if that would make things easier…"


Ash demonstrated a couple of Z-moves for Kukui and the Pokémon, one of them an All-Out Pummelling where Ash did the poses and provided the attack and Torracat just sort of stood there, and after that the Totem Trevenant just sort of stared at him for a bit before dropping a Z-crystal on his head.

"Thanks!" Ash said, catching it. "Oh, cool, it's Fire! There's a lot of Pokémon who could do something with that… I wonder if Lokoko would like to."

He sighed. "Actually it's a pity I can't go and get her now, but that probably would break time or something. Ah well."

"I am very confused," Kukui's Litten said, not for the first time.

"Anyway, uh… let's see…" Ash said, counting things off under his breath. "Well, I don't think I've forgotten anything, so I should probably head back to my own time as soon as Celebi shows up again."

"What am I like?" Kukui asked suddenly. "If you know me in the future, I mean."

"Smart and pretty cool to work with!" Ash answered. "You're one of those – uh, those guys who just gets it when I have Pokémon that freak everyone else out. Like Legendary Pokémon."

"...thanks for the warning, I guess?" Kukui decided. "You're so cool, wow."

"Hey, that's embarrassing," Ash protested.


"...is he coming back?" Meltan asked. "Sad."

"Yeah, he'll be along in a moment," Pikachu shrugged. "That's the good thing about time travel."

"Time travel?" Meltan repeated, then turned as Ash and Torracat appeared in a flash. "Oh! No, not Ash. Meant Naganadel! He has snacks."

"Hi, Meltan!" Ash waved. "Hi, guys! How long was I gone?"

"About two minutes," Dartrix said.

Then Naganadel fell through an Ultra Wormhole along with a whole toolbox.

"Sorry!" he said. "Turns out, I'm too big for that room now."

 


Notes:

Gotta close those timelike curves.

For the avoidance of doubt, please stop assuming I've injured myself or something when I'm not updating a single fic for a period as short as a week – especially when I have other fics that update over the period in question.

Chapter 62: A Right Royal Rumble

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Here we are!" Kukui said, spreading his arms. "Welcome to the Manalo Stadium! This is the culmination of decades of dreams and work, which I've been doing ever since I met Ash!"

"...uh," Kiawe began, looking completely lost. "Didn't you first meet Ash when he came here to help teach us?"

"No, that's when I first met Kukui," Ash replied. "It's easy to get confused. I first met Kukui then, but Kukui first met me when he was… what, six?"

"You got it, Move Kahuna," Kukui confirmed. "Yeah, time travel, are you surprised? It's not like Ash hasn't had Dialga turn up for a class."

"That was a weird class," Lillie murmured. "It taught us a lot about general relativity though."

"I was wondering if it was too advanced, but I got at least some of it and that's better than normal," Mallow said. "But… anyway, I know we've heard a lot about the Manalo Conference, but how is this going to work?"

"The Manalo Conference is-" Kukui began.

"Un-Alolan!" someone interrupted.

The three grunts from Team Skull all pointed finger-guns at Kukui.

"You've gotta understand, old man, wrecking this place is our plan!" Tupp said.

"That's right!" Rapp agreed. "That's so right! We're gonna wedge ourselves into this fight!"

"And make a noise all night," Zipp said.

"...so you're entering?" Ash asked.

"What?" Tupp asked. "No, no way! We don't want to take part in-"

Zipp pulled him and Rapp aside, and there was a burst of frantic whispering.

"Yes!" Tupp said, once that was over. "We're all entering! All of Team Skull, like, we're entering, and our boss is entering, and her boss is entering! And we'll all do great, and we'll all win, and we'll all cancel the League in future! That way it won't wreck Alolan culture!"

"I don't get it," Sophocles admitted. "How would the Pokémon League wreck Alolan culture?"

"Because it's replacing the Trials, you dig?" Rapp said. "Which we also don't like."

"No, no, our boss doesn't like them," Zipp said.

"That means we don't like them either!" Tupp announced. "All for one and one for all! Team Skull shares a single brain cell!"

"Shouldn't that be a single brain?" Rapp asked.

"No, no, it's definitely something to do with cell," Tupp answered. "Hey, isn't that all for one and one for all thing Kalosian? And there's that Pokémon from Kalos which is made from cells! So it's the same thing!"

Zygarde sat down on their haunches and put their paws over their eyes.

"I am feeling second paw embarrassment," they mumbled.

Then Keldeo materialized next to them.

"Hi!" he said. "Uh, quick question, where am I?"

"Manalo Stadium!" Ash answered. "It's in the sea around Alola."

"Oh, that's good," Keldeo decided. "I was about to be set on fire, so I aimed for the sea!"

"Hey, what's with this pony?" Tupp said. "You think we're a little hoarse?"

"Tupp, don't be coarse!" Rapp said. "You're so right, but this Pokémon's so cute!"

"Yeah," Zipp agreed, though it wasn't clear who he was agreeing with or about what.

"What happened to all for one and one for all?" Lana asked.

"That's the way of the Swords of Justice!" Keldeo declared, stamping his hoof and transforming to Resolute Form. "Wait, what were you talking about?"

"Do you need a lift back to Unova?" Ash checked. "Or wherever you were."

"No, it's fine, I'll head back in a bit," Keldeo said. "This place is in the sea, huh… is it an artificial island or a giant ship?"

"That's actually a good question," Lana admitted. "Professor?"

"It's floating," Kukui told them. "It's anchored to the seafloor, though, and it's also very big so we shouldn't have trouble unless there's a hurricane. And with Ash's team on call, we shouldn't have a hurricane."

"...so, we should be registering, right?" Ash asked. "It's open to anyone?"

"That's right," Kukui confirmed. "The first round is the Battle Royale, in keeping with Alolan tradition!"

"That's not Alolan tradition," someone said.

"Guzma," Kukui decided. "Are these your goons?"

"We're no goons!" Tupp said, making a gesture. "We're mooks!"

"That's so right, the difference is our looks," Rapp agreed.

"Gadzooks!" Zipp gasped.

The newly-identified Guzma gave the other three Team Skull members a look.

"Zipp it," he said.

"Yes boss!" all three mumbled.

"I'll destroy this Conference myself," Guzma added, poking Kukui in the chest. "I'll become Champion myself, and then I'll make sure no more Pokémon Leagues ever take place in Alola!"

"Yeah, we know," Sophocles said.

"They already told us," Lillie explained, pointing at Tupp, Rapp and Zipp.

"Why don't you want there to be an Alola League?" Kiawe demanded. "Ash has told us all about how a League is a great way for the strongest trainers to test themselves against one another!"

Guzma snorted. "That's the kind of nonsense Hala said. I prefer to become strong on my own. No Z-ring, no Z-crystals, no League, just personal strength!"

"Then don't enter?" Ash tried. "It's open to everyone, but nobody has to enter."

Guzma folded his arms. "I don't care about that. I'll go ahead and win. And you know why?"

He leaned in, getting in Kukui's face. "Because you want there to be a Pokémon League, that's why."

"Er…" Keldeo said. "Am I the only one feeling like there's loads of history here that I don't know?"

Guzma snorted. "Kid, there's always history. What matters is putting your mon where your mouth is, and this trainer here, Kukui, who organized this whole League, has consistently failed to do that. He never gets in Pokémon battles! And why is that Pikachu sniggering?"

"You wouldn't get it," Pikachu waved off, knowing that Guzma would get the gesture even without being able to understand him.


"All right, everyone!" Kukui said, the next morning. "My name's Kukui! I'm here with local Alolan celebrity, the Masked Royal's Incineroar!"

"Incin," Incineroar agreed, straight-faced.

He was quite good at that.

"And I'm Lusamine," Lusamine introduced herself, taking up the rest of the commentary duties. "Since neither of us are taking part in the upcoming League battles, we're doing the commentary."

"And the structure of that League is… Alolan!" Kukui declared. "First off is the Battle Royale, which will cut down the number of competitors to sixteen! All four of our wonderful Kahunas will be acting as referees, but a lot will be happening, so everyone keep your eyes on the arena!"

"I'll be honest, I'm not sure if this is going to work, but it's going to be a lot of fun," Lusamine said. "What do you think, Incineroar?"

"Roar," Incineroar provided.

"Oh, of course," Kukui realized, and put a sheet down in front of Incineroar. "There you go."

Lusamine looked at it.

"Is that… a large plastic sheet with a list of paint colours on it?" she asked. "That's amazing! That's a colour commentary joke, isn't it?"

"Absolutely!" Kukui agreed.


"Oh, no," Lillie groaned. "My mother's being enabled."

Snowy nudged her ankle.

"I know, I know," Lillie smiled. "Let's just enjoy ourselves."

She went over the notes she'd made again, then nodded. "All right. Here goes!"


The most common kind of Pokémon battle that most trainers put effort into learning about was a one on one battle. Even wild Pokémon would often battle one on one, though it wasn't a rule in general.

Pokémon in Alola were more inclined to battle in groups, perhaps partly because of the influence of the Totem Pokémon, and Double or even Triple Battles were less ubiquitous but were hardly obscure – just not commonly used.

There were very, very few people who could properly handle the chaos of the Manalo Conference Battle Royal, mostly because there were over a hundred and fifty individual Pokémon involved in battling.

Of course, some Pokémon could manage it anyway.

"This is brilliant!" Torracat declared, darting left and then right to avoid attacks from Zipp's Garbodor, then set herself on fire. "Hey, big guy, come and have a go if you think you're inflammable enough!"

"Inflammable and flammable mean the same thing!" Ash called.

"What, really?" Torracat asked, flicking her ears. "Wow, language is stupider than I thought."

Ash shrugged. "Not really my fault!"

"I'm not willing to believe that," Torracat said, then jinked aside as Garbodor tried to hit her with a shopping cart. "Okay, take this!"

She frowned, briefly, and used Psychic Fangs. Then she hoisted Garbodor into the air.

"Sitout scoop slam piledriver!" Ash called.

"Hey, hey, what move is that?" Zipp said. "Guys, help me out here!"

Tupp's Salandit and Rapp's Zubat combined their efforts, dousing the battling Torracat and Garbodor in, respectively, Flame Burst and Venoshock.

Since Torracat wasn't poisoned and was on fire, the main effect all this had was to set Garbodor on fire.

Then Torracat tossed her head, lobbing Garbodor at Zubat, before using Psychic Fangs again and slamming them both down on top of Salandit.

"I think that might have been a different sort of piledriver," she admitted.

"That was still great!" Ash told her. "Now, move on to those Pokémon over there!"

"Got it!" Torracat declared.


"I'm really glad of Mr. Ketchum's lessons," Sophocles said, looking back and forth. "Vikavolt – over there! Now, Discharge!"

The blast of electricity unleashed by his Vikavolt hit three Pokémon around him, knocking out one of them entirely – an unfortunate Toxapex – and did mild damage to two others, before a Boldore kicked Vikavolt and sent him flying.

"Bank left!" Sophocles called. "Now right! Now – Signal Beam!"

A flash of bright light pulsed out at Vikavolt's target, and Sophocles cheered as it hit the target.

"Great! Now, up to speed, and let's use String Shot!"

"String Shot?" one of his opponents repeated. "String Shot? Really?"

"Really!" Sophocles said. "Tie up that Boldore, Vikavolt!"


"Turtonator, spin on!" Kiawe ordered. "Keep up that spin and nobody will be able to stop you!"

Turtonator said something which included the Turtonator-ese word for Kiawe, and seemed to mostly be various flavours of vague complaints.

"I know, I know, but it keeps you safe, right?" Kiawe encouraged. "Keep it up – now, Shell Trap!"

One of Turtonator's shell spikes went wham, and he spun crazily around the arena and knocked out four Pokémon.

Then Lana's Eevee, Sandy, jumped on Turtonator's belly. The excitable Eevee ran around in the same direction as Turtonator was spinning for a moment, speeding up to incredible velocity, and launched himself at an Oricorio with a veEEee sound.

"...you're welcome, I guess!" Kiawe said. "Turtonator, look out, someone's about to attack!"

"Turrrrr," Turtonator said.

"I don't know, just… be generically aware of it!" Kiawe shrugged.


"My word, but that Lycanroc there is doing well," Kukui said, pointing. "Isn't that your son's Lycanroc?"

"Yes, that's him," Lusamine agreed. "Of course, I wouldn't dream of being biased in favour of my children, mostly because it wouldn't work and partly because I don't need to be."

Incineroar's muzzle moved as he tried to work that one out.

"But yes, that was an excellent use of Stone Edge there," Lusamine added. "And – oh, look, there's Faba's Alakazam! Faba's one of the Aether Foundation's scientists, and his Alakazam is very good at playing the spoons."

"Isn't that a bit of a stereotype?" Kukui asked.

"Perhaps, but he still does it," Lusamine replied.

Incineroar pointed at the colour 'Taupe'.

"Good point," Lusamine agreed. "And you can really see how strong Alakazam is. That Hyper Beam knocked out an Exploud in one hit."

They nodded.

"Really, it was quite ingenious of Ash's Incineroar to pick him up and point him at her opponent," Kukui said. "Most Pokémon don't think fast enough to realize their new options only seconds after evolving like that."

 

Notes:

It's time for the Manalo Conference.

I should also now reveal that one of the causes of a reduced posting rate on this fic – not the only one, but one of them – was a massive rewrite or re-edit of huge chunks of early Ashes of the Past (up to the second movie, Power of One), along with posting that fic to AO3 as well (which is ongoing but I'm well into Sinnoh).

Chapter 63: Manalo Middle Matches

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Once the dust had cleared from the Battle Royale, sixteen trainers had gone through to the knockout rounds.

A random generator assigned everyone to their brackets, and then the matches began.


"This is one advantage of the Manalo Conference, actually," Kukui said, watching as Mysterious Hero J and his Wobbuffet battled Mysterious Heroine J and her Muk in between complaints about the random brackets. "You see, many League Conferences have dozens – even hundreds – of battles. The Indigo Conference had two hundred and fifty-six in the most recent one, and that's… well, impossible to fit in one day, or even two or three. But because of the way that the Battle Royale reduces it down to just sixteen trainers, there's only seventeen matches counting the third-fourth playoff. And that can fit in a day."

"Isn't that also possibly a disadvantage, though?" Lusamine asked. "I suppose it does stop the tournament arc from being bogged down and taking up too many episodes, but don't you think it means there's not enough chances for people to shine?"

"It is tricky, yes," Kukui agreed. "Depending how people think of how the first Manalo Conference goes, we might change that or leave it the same… this is the first time, and the priority is really making it an Alolan Experience."

"I can understand that," Lusamine agreed. "It's about making sure that it offers proper development for everyone's character, because building character is what the Island Challenge is about."

Incineroar pointed at another colour.

"Purple," Kukui reported. "Really, Incineroar, you don't need to be insulting, I thought Lusamine had a good point made quite concisely."

The Fire-type folded his arms and huffed.

"And… it looks like Muk has tried hugging Wobbuffet!" Lusamine pointed out.

Wobbuffet used Counter, which hit Muk and bounced off him to hit Wobbuffet again.

Kukui put his hands over his ears, then there was a loud explosion and Muk went everywhere.

Incineroar pointed at his chart again.

"Purple," Kukui said. "Oh, I see. Well, good point then!"


"Let's do this!" Ash declared, facing up against his Round of 16 opponent – Hau. "I hope one of us wins!"

"...what?" Hau asked. "Isn't that… guaranteed to happen?"

"Well, it could be a draw, and that would be okay too," Ash said. "But I mean more that, if I win, that's nice, but if you win it's nice too. So I'll be happy either way, and I'm trying to reflect that."

"I can never tell if you're really deep or really shallow, or both," Hau admitted.

"Both trainers, send out your Pokémon, or whatever," Nanu invited.

Hau sent out his Decidueye, and Ash sent out Dartrix.

"Oh, this battle should be fun," Dartrix said, fluttering forwards, and he and Decidueye did a wing-bump. "No hard feelings, right?"

"Not at all," Decidueye confirmed.

"Okay, begin," Nanu told them.

"Sunny Day!" Dartrix promptly announced, flicking his wing and shooting a pair of blade quills into the sky, and they lit up with a brilliant light that amplified the sunlight nearby.

Also, Nebby came out of his Dream Ball.

"Don't mind me," he requested. "I'm just being the Sunny Day."

"Spirit Shackle!" Hau ordered.

"Block with Leafage!" Ash replied, prompting Dartrix to shoot down the arrow Decidueye launched with his own blade quill.

Then Dartrix fired a Wing Attack blade quill at Decidueye, who shot it down with a Spirit Shackle, and after that there were a lot of feathers flying in both directions – which quickly became all directions, as the two Pokémon took off and started trying to flank one another.


"That's quite a battle," Lusamine said. "I suppose I shouldn't have expected anything else from a battle between two Rowlet-line Pokémon, but… at the same time, I'm honestly impressed that Ash's Dartrix is able to keep up without running out of feathers."

"I'm not an expert," Kukui began, then stopped himself. "Actually, no, sorry. I am an expert. Anyway, as an expert, I think what's going on is that both Pokémon are being recharged by the Sunny Day. However, since Dartrix would normally be at a disadvantage, by cancelling that out it's giving him an advantage. If you… see what I mean."

Incineroar pushed a new colour sheet over, pointing at one of them, and Kukui leaned over.

"No, but I think someone is about to use a Z-move," he read, then blinked. "That's a colour?"

Incineroar responded by pointing to another one.

"Apparently," Kukui said. "Well, they must be running out of names…"


"Let's do this, Decidueye!" Hau called, striking the poses for the Ghost-type. "Sinister Arrow Raid!"

Decidueye sprang into the air, spreading his wings, and two dozen spectral arrows appeared around him.

"Counterattack them, Dartrix!" Ash called. "Aerial Ace!"

Dartrix bathed himself in sunlight, then flicked his wing, and fired out a single blade quill.

Just one… but one which went zipping up and hit one of the spectral arrows around Decidueye.

Then it turned around and came back, hitting another one.

Decidueye launched all the other arrows forwards, hoping to hit Dartrix before the Aerial Ace blade quill destroyed all his ammunition, and in response Dartrix flicked both wings at once – prompting the blade quill to accelerate to a blur that wrote a whirling calligraphy pattern around Decidueye's attack.

Not a single arrow made it through.

"Now, Brave Bird!" Ash added.

Dartrix flung forwards another blade quill, and this time it hit the panting Decidueye hard enough to knock him backwards into the shield protecting the crowd.

Like most modern Leagues, the Manalo Conference was ready for that kind of thing.

"...shouldn't that have hurt Dartrix as well?" Hau asked, as he waited to see if Decidueye was going to be able to keep up the fight.

"Why?" Dartrix asked, curious. "It's not like I collided with anything."


Once the rest of the round-of-16 matches were over, it was straight into the quarter finals, and Kukui leaned over his microphone.

"So, first we have… Ash Ketchum!" he said. "I'm sure plenty of you know who Ash Ketchum is, but to summarize, no, we don't know what's up with him either but he's certainly enthusiastic!"

"Absolutely," Lusamine agreed. "I've never met anyone with quite such a mixed team of rare Pokémon, each individually having rare attacks… and yet, it's his not-rare Pokémon which sometimes seem to be the most startling."

Kukui considered that, then nodded. "I'd say that's fair!"

He looked over at Incineroar, who was holding up some paint cans. "Thistle… bee… bisque," he read off. "Oh, no, there's a sign saying use the second b as an R… this'll be risky. I agree, thank you Incineroar!"

"Is that sign language?" Lusamine checked.

"I think it's a rebus," Kukui replied. "And, facing him, one of the most puzzling challengers of this year's competition, who just beat his (presumably) partner (presumably) just the round before! Mysterious Hero… eh?"

They looked at the other side of the stadium, where there was no sign of any mysterious hero.

Then there was a crack of smoke bombs, a whistle of wind, and spotlights focused into the smoke from an invisible source about ten feet off the ground as rose petals rained down all over the arena.


"Was that my announcement?" Mysterious Hero J asked, long red hair fluttering in the smoke and breeze. "What a lovely sound~!"

"He's here to win!" added Mysterious Heroine J, arms crossed next to Mysterious Hero J. "And he's not joking around!"

"With power, style and grace, no mere copy could compare!" the Mysterious Hero added. "Victory for justice, earned and fair! Mysterious Hero: J!"

Mysterious Heroine J flourished not one but two roses, one in each hand. "Cheering from the sidelines, here as a moral support! No need to rub it in, I'm trying to be a good sport! Mysterious heroine: J!"

"It's all for one, and this time, only one!" a Meowth added, swinging on a trapeze that didn't seem to have any actual support. "But no hard feelings when you're out of the run! Mascot Meowth™!"

He lowered his voice slightly. "Totally unrelated to any other talking Meowths you might know."

Mysterious Hero J sent out a Pokémon. "I can't lose with a Pikachu by my side!"

The other two struck poses. "That's ri- HEY! And what about us!"

"I'm not a-" Mimikyu began, then groaned. "Ahh, forget it…"


Ash sent out Lycanroc, and the Rock-type waved. "Afternoon!"

They tilted their head. "So… can I just check something before we get started?"

"I have so many possible answers to that question," Mimikyu replied. "But… go ahead, I suppose."

"What Pokémon do you identify as?" Lycanrock asked. "Also, while I'm at it, what gender tags do you use, and same question about your trainer."

"I'm a Mimikyu," Mimikyu said. "Despite what my trainer insists. She's… possibly crazy."

"Oh, I know the feeling," Lycanroc replied. "And what about-"

"Begin!" Hala instructed, and Lycanroc used Stealth Rock to take off.

"Thunderbolt!" Mysterious Hero J ordered.

Mimikyu muttered something unprintable, and threw a Thunderbolt from under their disguise at Lyranroc. The Rock-type shielded themselves with a pair of Stealth Rocks, then retaliated with a definitionally quick Accelerock, and Mimikyu threw Shadow Balls in Lycanroc's direction.

"Now, Thunder That Breaks The Earth!" Mysterious Hero J commanded.

Mimikyu used Wood Hammer.

"Wow!" Mascot Meowth gasped. "Look at dat!"

"Yeah!" Mysterious Heroine J agreed, unfolding a fan. "It really does Break The Earth!"

"I literally could not do anything that would make you people think I wasn't a Pikachu, right?" Mimikyu asked, as Lycanroc levered themselves out of the ground and shook their fur out – still immaculate thanks to some Rock Polishing. "You thought I was his Pikachu for weeks, I'm not even binary let alone male!"

"Oh!" Lycanroc said, interested. "Enby against enby battle, neat. Also, Stealth Rock!"

Their fur glowed.

Mimikyu frowned. "So… where's the rock?"

They looked around, then back at Lycanroc.

Who was, now they thought about it, a lot less… animate then they'd been a moment ago.


"Oh, fascinating!" Kukui said, leaning forwards. "That's a novel use of Stealth Rock, which is – yes, unless I'm mistaken Lycanroc has replaced themselves with a decoy statue and used that to take up a new position!"

"Don't you think that saying it out loud like that is going to give away the plan?" Lusamine asked. "Isn't that interfering with the outcome of the battle?"

"It could be," Kukui replied. "But, then again, I think the assumption is that anyone doing commenting is going to be vaguely capable of following what's going on. And it reduces the chance that someone will win by doing something someone else didn't even realize was possible – though, with Ash in the tournament, it does not entirely eliminate it."

Down on the arena, Mimikyu picked up the statue and got ready to hit Lycanroc very hard with it as soon as the Rock-type surfaced from wherever they were hiding.

Which was when Lycanroc revealed that actually they'd covered themselves with a coating of desert varnish and they'd been inside the statue all along, using Bite to snag one of Mimikyu's arms and whip them into the air.

Mimikyu then responded by using Play Rough with Lycanroc, so it was quite an even exchange all things considered.


"That was great, Lycanroc!" Ash said, fifteen minutes later. "How are you feeling?"

"Ouch," Lycanroc summarized, lying on their back three inches off the ground. "I am feeling ouch."

That was fair enough, because most of the arena was covered in Lycanroc-shaped and -sized craters, where Mimikyu had worked off what looked like about six months' worth of accumulated frustration using the Rock-type as a big canine punching bag.

It had definitely been a demonstration of Playing Rough, Wood Hammering, Flinging and on one occasion Lets Snuggle Forevering, which didn't verb well, while Lycanroc had fought back by throwing most of the broken-off bits of the arena at their opponent.

"So…" Hala began. "I can tell Lycanroc is still able to do something because they're still floating. What about your, uh. Mimikyu?"

"Pikachu," Mysterious Hero J corrected.

Lycanroc tensed, because this exact same scenario had led to a revival from Mimikyu three times already, but after a long pause Hala shook his head.

"Mysterious Hero J's Pokémon is unable to battle," he said. "Ash Ketchum is the winner!"

 

Notes:

Motto help from a friend of mine.

Chapter 64: Manalo Half Finals

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"You okay with this?" Ash checked.

"Yes!" Meltan agreed.

"Great," Ash decided.

"What are you talking about, kid?" Guzma demanded. "You know I'm going to beat you, right?"

"I don't know, no," Ash answered. "There's no battle where the result's guaranteed, unless only one trainer is willing to give it their all and the other doesn't care what happens – that's when you can have a battle where one trainer is certain to win! But it's Meltan's first League battle, so I wanted to make sure they were okay with the challenge – they've got someone to back them up, so it's a great way to get an introduction to high stakes battling, but it's still a big step."

"Sure, whatever," Guzma said. "Still going to beat you."

Hapu coughed. "If you're quite ready?"

"Sure!" Ash agreed, recalling Meltan. "I'm ready!"

"Yeah, ready too," Guzma answered, holding up his first Pokéball.

"Then send out your Pokémon," Hapu instructed.

Ash sent Meltan right back out again, and Guzma opened with his Golisopod.

"Golisopod is an interesting Pokémon!" Rotom announced, floating up next to Ash. "It has a shell as hard as a diamond."

The electronic Pokémon then turned to Meltan. "Meltan is also an interesting Pokémon. Their diet is, metals! I do not know very much about them, so I have restricted what I say to avoid giving one person an advantage."

"Thanks!" Ash smiled.

"Begin," Hapu said.

"Gyro Ball, Meltan!" Ash ordered immediately, and Meltan's hex-nut began spinning around rapidly. It made a sort of humming whine that rose quickly in pitch.

"First Impression!" Guzma retorted.

Golisopod hammered into Meltan, bouncing off, and the impact sent Meltan sliding backwards across the arena.

"Remember what we talked about, Meltan!" Ash called. "Metalstorm!"

"What kind of move is that?" Guzma asked.

Meltan's hex nut continued spinning, and a little droplet of their metallic structure went up into it. That whipped it into a cloud of metallic fragments that spun around Meltan's part of the arena, tinted a sort of reddish colour.

"I recognize this!" Rotom said, happily. "This is a Steel typed variant move based on Sandstorm! But I do not know what effects it has."

"Well, normally it's a lot like Sandstorm," Ash told the Electric-type, as Golisopod began firing Pin Missile attacks at Meltan rather than enter the cloud. "So there's no real point learning it instead of Sandstorm."

"Liquidation!" Guzma called, and his Bug-type charged in towards Meltan. The Steel-type briefly liquified itself, meaning that Golisopod didn't actually hit Meltan, and instead Ash's Pokémon was in a kind of puddle of water with a puddle of metal inside it.

Then Meltan reformed, picking up their hex nut again, and the Metalstorm changed again – the whole thing flowing through Meltan's hex nut.

"But it makes metal!" Ash resumed. "And Meltan likes eating metal, especially if it comes for free from using a move… and especially if it's a specific metal!"

"Eat copper!" Meltan cheered, starting to crackle and hum.

Ash pointed at Golisopod. "Thunderbolt!"

"Eat this!" Meltan declared, and shot out a Thunderbolt.


"How does he even come up with all these ideas?" Principal Oak asked, leaning over to Burnet.

"As if I know?" Burnet replied, laughing. "My husband's the one who's closest to getting him, and it's not like living in the same house as Ash for this long has given me much in the way of clues… that being said, I think that Meltan picked this one up from Ash's Salazzle."

Golisopod made himself scarce with U-turn, swapping out for Scizor, and the Metalstorm changed colour. Now it was a kind of shiny greyish colour and lustre, though it didn't stop Scizor from darting in to hit Meltan with a Brick Break.

"And… yep," Burnet said, nodding. "Definitely something Salazzle helped with."

"What do you mean?" Principal Oak asked. "You say you haven't got much in the way of clues, but-"

Meltan used Flamethrower, and Scizor briefly had a very bad experience indeed before using U-Turn himself and getting out of the fight as fast as possible.

"See?" Burnet asked. "Meltan makes different metals, corresponding to the effects that Ash found out from giving the little Pokémon different kinds of metal as a treat. Because it makes metal from nowhere, like Sandstorm makes sand from nowhere, it lets Meltan charge up that effect and then unleash it."

"...Professor Burnet, at this point you might well be one of the planet's foremost experts on Ash Ketchum," Principal Oak decided.


"Finally!" Guzma said, about a minute later, after Golisopod had managed to fling Meltan out of the arena entirely.

Hoopa had caught the Steel-type before they fell in the sea, but it wasn't quite clear where Meltan had gone.

"Sure, they're beaten up, but I've still got two Pokémon," Guzma declared. "It took a lot of switching out to stop that hex nut of yours from powering up the right move… but I've still got two Pokémon! So, how are you going to beat both of mine with one of yours?"

Ash boosted Pikachu off his shoulder.

Golisopod's Emergency Exit activated before Pikachu had even landed, switching in Scizor who didn't seem happy either, but then Arc made a ringing noise.

"Hold on a second, please?" Ash asked, taking Arc out of his pocket. "Hi! Oh, hi Clefable. Is this Ultra Guardians business?"

A pause.

"Oh, yeah, that was probably where Hoopa sent them then… well, take some photos and I'll send Rotom over to document it!"

"Document what?" Rotom asked. "Has something happened?"

"Yeah, it turns out we know how Meltan evolve now!" Ash replied, taking Arc away from his ear. "They combine together to make one Melmetal once one of them is strong enough, and I guess that was my one… hey, Clefable? Just let Melmetal know they did a great job, please? I'll call back as soon as the battle's over!"

Pikachu cracked his knuckles.

"I'm not going to enjoy this, am I?" Scizor asked.

"That's really more of a you thing," Pikachu replied. "Honestly, I'd prefer it if this was a fun bit of battle for both of us, but it's not like I can force you to enjoy it."

"You could try not electrocuting me?" Scizor suggested hopefully.

"Yeah, sure," Pikachu agreed. "I've been meaning to practice Brick Break a bit anyway."


True to his word, Pikachu didn't electrocute Scizor.

It didn't actually change the outcome of the battle, but it was still appreciated.


"Yeah, okay, I give," Kiawe said. "Thanks for coming this far with me, guys."

Turtonator mumbled something dizzy sounding, and Kiawe patted the big Dragon-type on the plastron. "I know. And we made it to the semi finals!"

He looked up at Gladion. "So, you know that means you're facing Ash in the finals, right?"

"It's hard not to," Gladion replied.

There was a wait of several minutes before the final, partly to clear up the mess that Lycanroc, Marowak, Umbreon and Turtonator had made of the arena, and Kiawe recalled Turtonator before heading over to the side where his friends were.

Lillie and her brother had been drawn against one another in the Round of 16. Lana had made it to the quarter finals before being knocked out by Guzma. Mallow's Tsareena had had the bad luck of getting on the wrong side of an extremely determined Ribombee in the Round of 16, and Sophocles' Vikavolt had been unable to overcome Kiawe's Charizard in the quarter finals.

And now Kiawe was out too.

Still, they'd all made it through the battle royale, and that was something to be proud of.

"So, question is… is Mr. Ketchum going to win?" Kiawe asked, taking his seat.

"No, the question is, what kind of nonsense is he going to unleash?" Mallow replied. "Whether he wins or Gladion wins is almost incidental."

"Not to Gladion," Lillie pointed out. "But yes, I'm interested to see as well."

She looked over at Magearna. "I'm sorry you didn't get a chance to battle, if you were looking forward to it."

Magearna began doing sign language.

"That's good to know," Lillie smiled, petting Snowy and making the little Ice-type purr with pleasure.

"What did she say?" Sophocles asked.

"She said she didn't mind battling, but that's not the same as wanting to battle," Lillie provided. "Which is a nice attitude, really."

"Since I'm curious," Kiawe said. "What were everyone's plans for if they got to the finals? It's three Pokémon a side for the finals."

He thumped his chest. "I've got Charizard, Turtonator and Marowak, but nobody else here has a team of three."

"If I was facing Gladion, I'd borrow Nebby," Lillie answered. "While, if I was facing Ash, I'd borrow Lillie."

"That would have been confusing," Sophocles said. "My team for the finals would have been Togedemaru, Vikavolt, and Boltund."

"Boltund – oh, right, magic," Kiawe realized. "Now I think about it, that's an option for Mallow and Lana as well, right?"

"Shaay," Shaymin said, prompting Mallow to give her a hug.

"That was my plan," Mallow agreed. "And I know Lana's been getting some practice in at being Quaxly, so I assume that's her plan too."

"Yep!" Lana confirmed.

Sandy wasn't on her lap, too busy running in circles as part of his semi-permanent case of the zoomies, and Lillie giggled.

"If you got around to it," she said. "Did you get the Eevium Z working?"

"That's for me to know, and you to find out next time we do a practice battle," Lana replied.


"So… what do we think is going to happen in the final?" Lusamine asked. "Is there a third-fourth playoff?"

"There wasn't one planned, but we could do one between the final and the special demonstration match," Kukui replied. "As for what's going to happen, well, it's going to be a fine three-on-three battle between two very talented Pokémon trainers with quite amazing teams."

He frowned. "You know, I'm not actually sure which Pokémon either of them will use. It's been relatively rare so far in this tournament to see a trainer using more than a few Pokémon, and Ash's team is very large while even Gladion has at least five different options that I'm aware of."

"Yes, he does," Lusamine confirmed. "He's also got quite a lot of edge, I'm very proud of him… but we're supposed to be commenting on what's going on, aren't we?"

She checked down at her notes. "Professor, how has what's happened so far fit in with what happens in a typical Pokémon League?"

"The battles have been quite different," Kukui replied. "It's actually going to be very interesting comparing the last couple of battles to the previous ones. If the last couple of battles, which involve three- and then six Pokémon a side are of a more reasonable length, or show a better grasp of tactics, it might be worth thinking about making earlier battles in the competition longer… then again, you've got that desire to keep an Alolan feel, and Alolan teams simply aren't as large as teams in other parts of the world. It's a very hard thing to do, and I'm sure the Masked Royal agrees with me that keeping a six-Pokemon competitive team going is something which requires a lot of enrichment!"

Incineroar slid a colour chart across the table to him.

"Hot Pink, Chocolate?" Kukui asked, then saw Incineroar was holding a mug. "Oh – thank you, that would Refresh me nicely."

"Why is it hot pink?" Lusamine asked.

"Promotional deal, I think," Kukui replied. "Diantha was involved, if I recall correctly. Something to do with her next movie, where she's able to transform into an Alolan Ninetales…"


"Did your mom just say she was proud of how edgy Gladion is?" Sophocles asked, still a bit amazed.

"Oh, no…" Lillie mumbled. "That was on TV, too…"

 

Notes:

I think coming out of a battle with Pikachu having not been electrocuted is a pretty good outcome, all things considered.

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