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1. you gotta know how to treat me like a lady by MisfitsBand

   Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Nov 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Karl Heisenberg/Ethan Winters
   • Karl Heisenberg
   • Ethan Winters
   • Mentioned Rosemary Winters (Resident Evil)
   • Mentioned Mia Winters
   • Fix-It
   • Post-Canon
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
   • (except Miranda hate her)
   • Established Relationship
   • Bottom Ethan Winters
   • Top Karl Heisenberg
   • Soft Karl Heisenberg
   • Out of Character
   • but not really because i think karl's a big sap
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • Canon-adjacent
   • Anal Sex
   • Facials
   • Rough Oral Sex
   • Dry Humping
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • they're both desperate and needy okay
   • Ethan Winters' Prosthetic Hand
   • ethan likes it when karl refers to him as his wife
   • it is not mentioned further
   • but that's where the title comes from

   Summary

   Karl puts his hair up and it drives Ethan insane.

   OR

   Ethan is absolutely obsessed with his boyfriend who is also obsessed with him, and they have very sappy sex about it.

   (Title from Dear Future Husband by Meghan Trainor) (lol) (It was almost Taylor Swift)

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   English

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