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    "'Ey kid, you comin' from Stupid Town?" Peter looked up from his phone as he walked into the common room, earbuds in his ears. He paused outside of the elevator as the doors closed, trying to comprehend what the hell did Bucky just say?

     

    "No," Peter said, finding the words in the back of his throat. "But he is."

     

    Sam looked up from his paperwork at the kitchen table, only to find a finger pointed at him from a certain sheepish spider.

     

    "What the hell did I do?" He asked incredulously, pausing in his paperwork to look between the two enhanced. 

     

    Or:

    Peter Parker's bulletproof guide to being a annoying teenaged vigilante idiot, and how to piss off Avengers with a prank war.

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