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1. And I cannot compete with you by unicorn_farm for phileris

   Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Nov 2022

   Tags

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   • Kaidan Alenko/Female Shepard
   • Kaidan Alenko
   • Female Shepard (Mass Effect)
   • Purple Prose
   • the worst thing i have ever written
   • except deliberately so
   • I make no apologies if you read this
   • it's a mark of friendship to write terrible things for each other
   • the more they want to claw their eyes out the better a friend you are
   • it's science

   Summary

   A truly special ficlet. And truly, this is a crime against good taste and the English language itself. But hopefully you'll snort a little huff of laughter while reading.

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   English

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