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Edna: “Artemis darling, what is this you’re wearing? Tell me, are you going to a rock concert or are you going to a fight??? Ugh its so drab and in horrible shades of green—and oh your stomach is showing!”
Artemis: “Well she isn’t wrong.”
Edna: “Robin! Boy wonder, what did I tell Batman, you, and the Incredibles before—”
Robin: “…”
Edna: “No capes!”
Robin: “Its apart of my outfit though, its a signature look!”
Edna: “A signature look from the 1950′s I’d say. Away with you, I can’t stand to be in the presence of those horrible textures and patterns anymore. All those poor dyed pieces of leather…”
Aqualad: “And is my outfit to your standards Ms. Mode?”
Edna: (circles around Aqualad twice then back again one more time) “For now.”
Superboy: “Before you say anything to me, I don’t want a new outfit, costume, or super-suit.”
Edna: “Of course you don’t darling, that’s what they all say until later—i’ll make yours my priority.”
Kid Flash: “ Look lady this isn’t Project Runway…”
Edna: “Ah yes, the protégé of the Flash, no wonder you don’t have any fashion sense.”
Kid Flash: “I do so have fashion sense!”
Edna: “Says the boy who nearly wears plaid everyday on downtime, but no matter I accept your challenge.”
Rocket: “What about me?”
Edna: “What about you exactly? Why your outfit is legendary darling. I love it!”
Rocket: “Phew.”
Edna: “However, we do need to change some things here and there of course.”
Rocket: “Why did I even ask…”
Edna: “Hm now that leaves me with you two.” (stares at Miss Martian and Zatanna) “An alien from Mars who can shape-shift and a magician.”
Miss Martian: “Uh we can change our outfits ourselves.”
Zatanna: “Definitely.”
Edna: “Good and if you need my help just ask.” (motions over her personal assistant who hands over her sketchbook) “Now lets get started!”