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[Maryland created a group chat]
[Maryland added Delaware, Virginia, Pennsylvania, and DC]
[Maryland renamed group chat to Rich and Smart]
[Delaware renamed group chat to rich and smart]
Maryland: why
Delaware: it looks better
Delaware: speaking of
[Delaware changed their nickname to the best driver]
Maryland: hon we are not doing this
Maryland: but
[Maryland changed their nickname to the bestest driver]
Virginia: actually childish
[Virginia changed their nickname to the smart one]
Pennsylvania: fuck no
Pennsylvania: i wasnt gonna say anything but
Pennsylvania: ginny you're fucking delusional
the smart one: ok northeast
the best driver: LMFAO
Pennsylvania: del you're literally in that horrid gc too???
the best driver: i pretend im not
Pennsylvania: you have literally talked in it
the best driver: have i?
the best driver: i dont remember doing that
Pennsylvania: fuck off
Pennsylvania: oh and before i forget
[Pennsylvania changed their nickname to PA]
the smart one: basic
the smart one: as expected from a northeast
PA: fuck off
DC: oh no, the elbow's starting to rub off on pa
DC: his vocabulary is diminishing
[DC changed their nickname to 51st state]
PA: dc ur usually tolerable but
PA: 1. in your dreams
PA: 2. do not compare me to jersey ever again
51st state: wtv
51st state: btw, should we add wivy and nc?
the smart one: HELL NAH
the smart one: THEY ARE BOTH STRICTLY SOUTHERN
the bestest driver: hun no
the bestest driver: i have nothing against them but we are not adding any other states
PA: ginny how the fuck does that work
PA: wv's is both more northern and less southern than you
the smart one: *culture*
PA: if you say so
51st state: what abt gov then?
51st state: he's not a state
{a minute of radio silence}
51st state: guys please come back that was a joke i swear
51st state: im literally the capital i hate gov
the best driver: thank fking god
the best driver: i come back after 2 minutes and get fking jumpscared
the smart one: WOAH TWO FOR TWO
the smart one: thats gotta be a new record of cursing for you del
the best driver: seriously
PA: thats kind of a weak record
the smart one: yeah well not everyone has no filter AND anger issues
51st state: wait guys i just backread
51st state: theres a northeastern gc?
PA: unfortunately
PA: maine thought it would be a good idea to make one
the best driver: thank goodness thats not his job
the best driver: he did tell us to not tell mary tho
PA: since when do we listen to maine
the best driver: fair point
the best driver: mary doesnt seem angry that he wasnt added anyways
the bestest driver: as if id WANT to be added
the bestest driver: like hon please
the bestest driver: what do yall even do? yell curses at each other?
PA: basically
the smart one: wait theres a northeastern gc too?
the smart one: i thought there was only the southern one
the best driver: it's pretty new but yeah
51st state: theres a southern one too?????
51st state: how come no one told me???
the smart one: ...
the best driver: whos gonna tell him?
PA: dc, respectfully, the other states
PA: tend to forget u exist
51st state: ofc they do
the smart one: OMG PA BEING NICE CAUGHT IN 4K (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!!)
PA: fuck off
the smart one: no <3