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Soooo yea I still don't have a chapter although I will eventually post one :p oh and never forget 

Uriel >>>>>

Oh and drink water too ig.

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Sun Wukong created "And i woop-"

Yoo Sangah: uhm? Sorry what's this???

Lee Jihye: you did not just made my phone beep in class man 😭 

Lee Jihye: MANS WAS GIVING SOME SERIOUS TALK HERE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN:

Lee Jihye:"prince aaaLIIIII AMOROUSSS HEEEE ALIII ABAAAABWA HEARD YOUR PRINCESS WAS HOOT WHERE ISS SHEEE"

Kim Namwoon: At her class, can confirm :/ 

Kim Dokja: I think the actual matter is why are y'all in your phones during class??

Kim Dokja: Ik none of you have free time rn don't play dumb <3 

Han Sooyoung: This bitch- 

Han Sooyoung: you rlly think I can't see your ass reading that third rate novel everyday during class?

Han Sooyoung: The audacity you have

Kim Dokja: 1.Im not listening to the writer of a C O P Y of your supposed "third rate novel" AND 2. Why ur looking at my ass? 🤨 

Yoo Joonghyuk: what

Han Sooyoung: ik you both were gay smh

Uriel: WAIT WUT SJSJSK 

Kim Namwoon: not the fujoshi smh 

Yoo Joonghyuk: context?

Yoo Joonghyuk: and get off your phones.

Kim Dokja: Smh I'm gonna continue reading ffs

Sun Wukong: notice how none of them denied it @Uriel

Uriel: SJSJJSSJKKK AAAAAA 💓💞💓💞💖💕 

Yoo Joonghyuk: are you both sure you're from the student council?

s.p: at this point I'm not even sure.

Jung Heewon the way the teacher stopped caring atp 😭😭😭😭😭

Kim Namwoon: poor man

Jung Heewon also am I going crazy or did @Han Sooyoung already had 3 of the same lollipops in like 40min??

Han Sooyoung: nope

Han Sooyoung: it was 4.

Kim Dokja: istg don't call me when u have to go to the hospital

Han Sooyoung: dw

Han Sooyoung: they have 51% of healthy shit (ig) and 49% sugar 👍

Kim Dokja: the audacity.

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                       Gays and 1 straight token.

          Emo #1: Han Sooyoung

          Emo #2: Kim Dokja

          Emo #3: Yoo Joonghyuk

          Mama🤭: Jung Heewon

          The puppy: Lee Hyunsung

          The actual mom: Yoo Sangah

Emo #1: hellgelohellbrjdjskaksjajsjssjsh

Emo #2: good morning to you too

Emo #1: good morning

Emo #1: BUT DID ANYONE DO THW PHYSICS HW PLSPLS SOS HELP URGENT

Mama 🤭: Gonna nicely assume ur dumbass did not do it 💀💀💀💀 

The puppy: I didn't understand it so I didn't do it :( I'm going to ask the teacher to explain it to me at school

Mama 🤭: Oh I can teach it to you if you want to! And don't worry it was a bit hard anyways!

The puppy: Oh D: I would rlly like that please! Thanks sm!! :)

Emo #1: omfg.

Emo #1: go simp away from me 🤢

Emo #1: Jesus that was so ew I forgot what I was doing

Emo #2: crying abt how you were a dumbass and did not do the physics hw

Emo #2: and I also didn't do it so yea we're fucked

Emo #3: 😐

Emo #3: 1-a 2-c 3-d 4-b 5-b and 6 is a.

Emo #3: now go to fucking sleep.

Emo #2: if you weren't a bastard I would write a full ass text abt how much ur amazing but I won't

Emo #1: so you do think he is amazing?

Emo #1: ew homosexual

Emo #2: ew I fucked your mommy.

Emo #1: Sangah is a lesbian thank you.

The actual mom: yes I am but pls I want to sleep.

Emo #1: yes ma'am.

Emo #2: yes ma'am.

Mama 🤭: damn Joonghyuk u do b losing Dokja to Sangah :0

Emo #3: @The puppy.

Mama 🤭: WELP GUESS IM GONNA SLEEP AHAHAHA.

The puppy: good night?

Emo #3: Good night Lee Hyunsung.

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                            The family.

Emo son in law: Kim Namwoon

Badass older daughter: Lee Jihye

Need younger brother: Lee Gilyoung

Sweet younger daughter: Shin Yoosung

Irresponsible aunt: Han Sooyoung

Responsible aunt: Yoo Sangah

Cool aunt: Jung Heewon

Nice uncle: Lee Hyunsung

The dad: Kim Dokja

Dad #2: Yoo Joonghyuk

Emo son in law: I hate this sm

Badass older daughter: wanna hug

Emo son in law: 😐

Emo son in law: yea.

Nerd younger brother: why are you here.

Sweet younger daughter: ew warn me before you speak I almost puked here

Nerd younger brother: you'll really puke when I put spiders in your clothes.

Irresponsible aunt: kids these days do b wilding man

Irresponsible aunt: keep it going keep it going

Responsible aunt: oml

Responsible aunt: pls don't put spiders in her clothes Gilyoung :/

Irresponsible aunt: yea if you do atleast do it when I'm around so I can film it lol.

Responsible aunt: .

Irresponsible aunt: sorry ma'am.

Cool aunt: reason #1863 for me being the superior aunt.

Responsible aunt: ?

Cool aunt: ur the sister-in-law you don't count.

Responsible aunt: i- okay.

The dad: Hyunsung>> y'all tbh

Dad #2: ^

Cool aunt: ^

Nerd younger brother: ^

Emo son in law: ^ the most bearable out of y'all.

Badass older daughter: ^ offended but sure.

Nice uncle: thanks?

The dad: <3

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                        Irresponsably Cool.

Sun: :(

Uriel: uh weird

Uriel: who did u kill

Sun: I'm not abfd now I'm sadder congrats

A b fuck you: wtf did I do.

Sun: was brought into this world bbg

A b fuck you: bbg your French teacher bastard.

Sun: ew.

Sun: anyways.

Sun: :(

Uriel: istg

Uriel: I'll regret it obviously.

Uriel: Sun what happened? ://///

Sun: I'm just gonna ignore that 

Sun: but I figured something abt myself...

Uriel: ur trans?

A b fuck you: realized ur a bitch?

Uriel: wait....

Uriel: 😦

A b fuck you: ah

A b fuck you: damn I thought it was something important

A b fuck you: u gay

Sun: ihy but lemme continue my drama

Sun: 😔.....@Uriel

Uriel: HOLY MOLY DOLY DUCKY

Uriel: JDJSJAKAMANAKAIK OH YESSSS WE GOT ANOTHER

A b fuck you: who made you figure this shit out

Sun: 😭 🏴‍☠️🏴💫🌃🌌☄️🌠🌑

A b fuck you: wtf.

Uriel: WAIT WUT SHSJSJSKSJSJBSBSBSJSSJSJ AAAAAAAAAAAA OMG IM SO HAPPY IHY BUT THIS IS JUST AAAAAAHHH

Sun: bye 😭

(S)pecial (p)eepee: ?

Sun: nothing bbg

A b fuck you: oh

A b fuck you: ew.

Uriel: 😍💗

(S)pecial (p)eepee: i-

(S)pecial (p)eepee: bye.

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chat i wrote this when I was 12 and im rereading It cause i got my acc back wtf was wrong with meeeeee