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Summary
Rick has gone off the deep end. Why else would he be shoving a ring on Morty's finger and a white dress into his arms? Morty has a bad feeling about all of this.
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"Today is a joyous day," the priest began, "for today, we join in holy union Ricardo Sanchez and Mortimer Smith, two loving souls who…"
"Ricardo?" Morty whispered as the priest droned on. Despite his conflicted feelings, Morty had to hold back a snicker.
"Yes, Mortimer," Rick seethed quietly. "Now pay attention or you'll miss your vows."
After a bit more preamble, the priest got to the point. "Mortimer, do you swear to love and cherish Ricardo, forsaking all others, walking beside him through both shadow and light until the day you return to dust?"