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Will aggressively buys apples after an argument with Hannibal and strategically places a line of apples right outside their shared bedroom door.
Hannibal pauses outside of their bedroom door, puzzled,
“Will, why are there apples on the floor?”
“Haven’t you heard of the saying? An apple a day keeps the doctor away!” Will’s voice resonated from within the bedroom
“Will.. you can’t-”
“Yes, I can and I have. Now respect the apples’ boundaries and stay away, Doctor Lecter”
Will lies on their shared bed as he hears Hannibal’s footsteps grow distant as he walks away
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“Will, not the bathroom as well”
Will smirks at Hannibal’s exasperated tone.
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Hannibal spends the rest of the day sketching portraits of Will and his dogs (Winston, Max, Buster) and sliding the drawings under the door in hopes to placate his husband.
- End -