Pickled_eyeballs
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In a world where the numbers of alphas and omegas get lower every year the American government requires every alpha and omega citizen to have at least one child at the age of twenty-five. Several dating shows started following the search of attractive, young candidates for the right partner in a rather small dating pool. But some people are either unable or unwilling to bear children at a young age which led to the popular “fine wine”-edition of Mating island for candidates of thirty and upwards.
Hannibal Lecter is the most fought-over Bachelor on the island but would really appreciate going back to his hobby of murdering and eating people instead of having to father a child. Will Graham neither appreciates the lime light, nor wants to give his job in the FBI up to bear and raise a child. Will they find true love? (Answer: yes but with a lot of Cannibal jokes and murders in between)
“What would you wish for in a future partner?”
Will just sighed. “I hope they like to cuddle, fit in with the pack, are obedient and like to play fetch.”
Freddie´s nervous twitch in her cheek started up again. “You´re describing a dog.”
“Yes a dog, I want my future partner to be a dog.”
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Harry was an odd man. Happy one second and utterly dreadful the next. You could say he has an emotional disorder of sorts. Harry of course, being the overly determined parasite he is, decides that he should become a psychiatrist and help people with the same or maybe even worst disorders than his.
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. He would soon learn that this was the worst mistake of his entire life.Bookmarked by Pickled_eyeballs
17 Oct 2022
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It's finished you need to sit down and reread this so you can understand what the hell this is because we don't know yet
Why do I read this again because it's fabulous that's why} my ignorant ass after reading chapter1-5
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Lost and Found by aroundloafofbread, Wolven_Spirits
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jan 2020
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Years after winning the war, Voldemort finally found the elusive Potter boy.
Of course the boy had gotten stuck in his animagus form. Still, Voldemort was determined not to acknowledge the fact that Potter looked - well, cute.
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- Part 1 of Strange Animagus
- Part 7 of Souls of Ilk
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Bookmarked by Pickled_eyeballs
07 Dec 2022
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6,700/¿♤€▪︎\•▪︎《{¤☆•●¤☆□♡◇₩》●}♡₩¡$%| hF^:*'s#'Af○□♤》◇■●◇¿◇◇.....¡¿¿¡¡£□|○☆ [that means I'd give my first unborn child for an update]
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When Will gets pissed off by Hannibal...
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27 Nov 2022
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If a girl ever needs a pick me up
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When Will Graham storms into Hannibal's house muttering about kissing Alana Bloom, the good doctor makes Will an offer: Pretend to date Hannibal in order to prove to Alana that Will is not only stable but capable of being in a relationship. When Alana is convinced Will is the man of her dreams, Hannibal will step aside and Will can get his girl.
What could possibly go wrong?
OR
Dev wrote a fake dating season 1 fix-it.
Fic is complete and will be posting on Wednesdays.
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Bookmarked by Pickled_eyeballs
26 Nov 2022
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Shall be completed as of this Wednesday and I'm literally quaking and crying because it's not Wednesday yet but as of when I'm making this it is beautiful lovely and completely enraptured me did I say I was sobbing because I'm sobbing