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-Xavier online-
-WednesdayAddams online-
Xavier: Good morning, I’m glad we’re able to talk.
WednesdayAddams: Such a cliche greeting yet it’s never a good morning to the likes of me.
Xavier: I should have expected you were still going to be a little dull on text too.
WednesdayAddams: Dull black is my favourite colour.
Xavier: Are there any other shades of black other than black?
WednesdayAddams: Of course there is. Only a fool would not know there’s up to sixteen shades of black.
Xavier: Interesting honestly. Black really suits you by the way.
WednesdayAddams: I was already aware of that.
Xavier: What colour do you think suits me?
WednesdayAddams: What would my opinion matter to you?
Xavier: I suppose I just wanted to hear your thoughts.
WednesdayAddams: And what if I don’t want to share my thoughts?
Xavier: They can’t be that bad.
WednesdayAddams: Bad isn’t a word in my vocabulary and I have absolutely no problem with my thoughts. They’re just private.
Xavier: Your thoughts about me are private?
WednesdayAddams: You’re putting words in my mouth, my thoughts are both private about you and everyone else.
Xavier: For a moment I thought I was special. Felt nice while it lasted.
WednesdayAddams: Why would being special feel nice?
Xavier: You should know why, you’re special.
WednesdayAddams: What is the purpose of a device like this? To receive half hearted compliments?
Xavier: To talk. And my compliment was full hearted. If that’s even an expression.
WednesdayAddams: I’m positive it’s not.
Xavier: For once you’re positive. It’s nice to see :)
WednesdayAddams: You’re certainly aggravating.
Xavier: Right back at you. Oh wait. I have to go now. Ttyl.
WednesdayAddams: Ttyl? What type of secret morse code is this?
Xavier: It’s called texting abbreviations, we can talk about it later.
Wednesday: What if there is no later? What if we don’t live to see another day? I’m quite excited for that to happen.
Xavier: I’m not surprised one bit.
-Xavier is offline-