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???: Bonjour Mika
Mika: knew phoen whodis!?!?!
???: How foolish.You need to work on your foresight if you could not predict that I would contact you after requesting your new information.
Mika: ohh hi teach!
Mika: why didnt ya just say it was u from the get-go! o(*￣▽￣*)ブ
Shu: You’re intellect is a subject of extreme concern. I worry for the future of Valkyrie.
Mika:..
Mika: teach…. did ya mean “your”
Shu:..
Shu: Ah, how embarrassing. I will shelve this discussion for now. You’ve won this battle, Mika.
Mika: awww ya don’ gotta beat ya self up over a typo!!!! yer still the top idol of yumenosaki!! despite yer ability to use ya phone’s keyboard!!!
Shu: You are mistaken. I am not “beating myself up” over something as trivial as a typo. This in no way affects my abilities as an idol. And, in my defense, the keyboard of this device is awfully small.
Mika: huuuuhh!!
Mika: So yer saying me not knowing ya were the “unknown number” will lead to Valkyrie's doom, but yer typo doesn’t affect yer idol abilities at all!?
Mika: thats cruel, teach!.·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.
Shu: It appears you also need to work on your reading comprehension. Your poor intellect is what will lead to a decline in Valkyrie's quality. Your mindless lack of foresight is merely a reflection of that. However, I am not deeply concerned. After all, the puppet has no need for sharp decision making abilities. That is the puppeteer’s job.
Mika: yer contradicting yerself teach! does my intellect matter or nah?!
Shu: What did I say about reading comprehension? It matters, but not to an extreme level. As long as one can do as they are told, even the brain of a monkey would suffice.
Mika: okay..i guess that makes sense!
Mika: wait a minute…!(´。＿。｀)
Mika: i just realised……
Shu: I request you make your point quickly. Breaking up your messages provides an unnecessary waste of time.
Mika: teach!!!
Mika: ya cant
Mika: talk about
Mika: unnecessary
Mika: time
Mika: wasted
Mika: When ya thesaurusize everything ya say!
Shu: Perhaps if you actually picked up and read a thesaurus, you would realise “thesaurus-ize” is not a word.
Mika: okayyy anywayyy
Mika : what i was gonna say was!
Mika: making a typo proves you have bad hand eye coordination (；′⌒`)
Mika: which is essential for being an idol!
Shu: Again, I point out that the keyboard of this phone is incredibly small. The difference between pressing two keys would not be visible from an audience. It is unimportany.
Shu: *Unimportant
Mika: but teachhhhhh
Mika: valkyrie is KNOWN for delicate movements!!
Mika: dont tell me ya think valkyrie’s trademark is unimportant ヽ(*。>Д<)o゜
Shu: Nonsense. The only person who could notice such miniscule differences would be my stage partner. And that person would need to be focusing on himself onstage.
Mika: (ㆆ_ㆆ)
Shu: It is getting late. An idol needs 8 hours of sleep to function at his best. I recommend you go to sleep now
Mika: but it’s only 9pm!
Shu: Oui. Allow me to do the math for you, since you seem to be incable. Going to bed now will allow for 8 hours of sleep between now and 5 am, when Valkyrie's practice will begin.
Mika: EHHHHH?! 5 am??
Mika: is this punishment?? ill never insult yer intellect again!!just let me sleep in!!
Shu: Perhaps it is divine punishment. But I am not punishing you. I am simply choosing a schedule that will benefit Valkyrie. I will be taking my own advice and leaving now.
Mika: you liar! this is definitely punishment.
Mika: nooooo! im sorry im sorry
Mika: just 30 minutes! 5:30!! (′д｀ )…彡…彡
Mika: cmon teach!
Mika: …15 minutes? (╯︿╰)
Mika: teach!!!
Mika: teach? :(
Mika: hello :((
Mika: yer just gonna leave without saying goodnight?? :(((
Mika: Shu :(((((
Shu: Goodnight, Mika.
Mika: :)