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1. Statute 62A: Regarding the Proper Care and Feeding of Your Vampire by KushielsMercy for qui_nomin

   Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Nov 2022

   Tags

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   • Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani/Nicky | Nicolò di Genova
   • Alternate Universe - Urban Fantasy
   • Vampire Nicky | Nicolò di Genova
   • Vampire Hunter Joe
   • enemies to COWORKERS to lovers
   • More worldbuilding than a fic this length needs
   • Blood Drinking
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Humor

   Summary

   Vampire hunting isn't what it used to be. So here Joe is, nine-hundred years old, spending his Friday night wandering the live-donor clubs, checking permits and kicking out vamps with only a few decades under their belt who still think flashing fang in public is cute.

   Until Joe turns the corner into the alley and sees Nicoló di fucking Genova himself, fang out, glaring at the silver fence surrounding him and looking about two seconds away from actually drinking a five-day-old pig. Joe he should have just called it a night. He’s clearly hallucinating.

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