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‘When you say “orgy”—’ Valkyrie winced at the word, ‘—do you just mean, like, a wild party? Like you all drink too much and dance around and do stupid stuff and then the next day you all say, “Wow that was wild, it was practically an orgy!” but you didn’t actually, in fact, have an orgy?’
‘No,’ Skulduggery said. ‘I mean we all have sex together, and the next day we all say, “Wow that was wild, it was literally an orgy,” because we did actually, in fact, have an orgy.’
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Valkyrie shows up to the Dead Men’s stress relief orgy. Plot? What plot?