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"It's a myth, Ted. There is no 'glass ceiling'."
"What people are seeing, is the new super-high-definition LED display, that's been built into the floor of the executive level. It takes real-time streams from camera arrays which have been built into the ceiling panels of the lower floors, collates them digitally, and displays them at a perfect one-to-one ratio, enabling the executives to feel as though they are strolling across the tops of all our heads. But that's a high-impact polycarbonate, Ted, not glass."
"I mean, seriously — people are walking on this thing. Do the math."