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[speaker joins the voice chat]
Hey, girlfriend! How ya been? I’ve been dying to talk. Work today was *so* boring!
… You’re not feeling too hot? I’m sorry. What’s got ya feeling down?
What? Some incel DMed you?
Wait, what did that creep say to you?
What a fucking loser. I bet he spends all day spanking it to porn in his mom’s basement. (snicker)
Look, you are worth more than that neckbeard ever will. Don’t let an incel like him ruin your day. You’re smart, you’re beautiful, you’re determined. You’re the coolest person I know! Anyone would love to be friends with a gal like you. Well, except for that creep. Fuck him. He sounds like a friendless loser.
You’re too nice, you know that? I would have ripped that dickhead a new asshole if he said that vile shit to me.
Listen. Don’t let any man make you feel like shit, alright? We’re better than them. Don’t let some loser manchild bring you down.
Man, I want to kick his ass. What a shithead.
I know what’ll cheer us both up. Want to play Pokemon? We can fight in some raids. I even have a new ‘mon I want to show off.
Cool. Grab some snacks, it’s going to be a fun night.