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Ocean O’Connell R added Noel Gruber Mischa Bachinski Penny Lamb Ricky Potts and Constance Blackwood to the chat.
Noel Gruber: who the fuck added me to a fucking groupchat
Ocean O’Connell R: Language!
Penny Lamb: yeah watch your fucking language
Constance Blackwood: WHO TAUGHT PENNY THAT WORD?
Ocean O’Connell R: Are you dumb? You guys use the F word all the time.
Mischa Bachinksi: Oh my god she censored it
Ricky Potts: say fuck, Ocean
Noel Gruber: yeah ocean, say fuck
Ocean O’Connell R: NO.
Mischa Bachinski: Lame
Noel Gruber: these names suck
Ocean O’Connell R: It’s literally just our names.
Ocean O’Connell R: Like our legal names.
Noel Gruber: okay and? Its boring
Noel Gruber changed Ocean O’Connell R ’s name to satan
satan: Noel what the heck.
satan changed their name to Ocean
Noel Gruber: boring
Noel Gruber changed their name to monique <3
Penny Lamb changed their name to Penn
Ricky Potts changed their name to Space Jesus
Constance Blackwood changed their name to Con
Mischa Bachinski changed their name to badegg
Ocean: Are you happy now, Noel?
monique <3: not while you’re here no
badegg: names are now dope
Space Jesus: frfr
Penn: What does frfr mean?
Space Jesus: it means for real for real, like as in agreeing
Penn: Oh! Thank you Ricky :)
Space Jesus: no problem Penn :)
monique <3: cute
monique <3: im gonna sleep on a highway !!
badegg: Please do not sleep on highway Noel Gruber
badegg: Very unsafe
monique <3: not literally mischa its okay
Con: As much as I love you all
Con: PLEASE shut up
Con: My english teacher keeps glaring at me
badegg: Sorry Constance
Penn: ):
Space Jesus: soz Con
monique <3: sorry connie
Con: It’s okay, just do class work or Ocean will kill us all
Ocean: I will.
Con: Oh no
Ocean
muted *unnamed group*