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“Nooo, take it off. It’s so ugly, I can’t even look at you. Do you understand what kind of a travesty that is? I can’t believe you actually put that thing on.”
Derek looks down at himself. He’d argue that it’s not that bad, but it really, really is. It’s a fuzzy, day-glo orange monstrosity with a giant shiny, plastic-y Christmas tree on the front. The tree lights up and plays jingle bells when he presses the star at the top.
Series
- Part 3 of Little Holiday Shorts