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Summary:

Empires SMP, But make it a high school chatfic...

Joey Graceffa: I’m Joe. I’m a pirate. I can drive a boat

 

Jimmy Solidarity: Legally?

 

Joey Graceffa: No comment

Empires chatfic + high school au + me being an idiot and being burnt out and needing an outlit besides watching an obscene amount of youtube videos.

Notes:

Hi again, writing so many fics at once. I keep losing ideas and motivation. This had angst and fluff and I’m glad you are here for it. Reminder that I mostly post on the weekends.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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*Bryce F. Whip created a new chat*

*Bryce F. Whip named the chat E2 = The Best Class*

*Bryce F. Whip added 7+ people to the chat*

 

Bryce F. Whip: Hello everyone from class E2, introduce yourselves and prepare for the nicknames



Scott Major: O k 



Joel S. Beans: Hello Goblin Man



*Joel S. Beans changed Bryce F. Whip’s name Goblin Man 😈 *



Scott Major: *Laughs*



Katherine Elizabeth: What is this?



Goblin Man 😈 : Scroll up



Katherine Elizabeth: FWhip?



Scott Major: *Laughs Harder*



Shelby Shubble: What is this?



Katherine Elizabeth: Scroll up



Shelby Shubble: Cool. Okay. I’m Shelby She/Her.



Katherine Elizabeth: I’m Katherine Elizabeth. Call me Katherine. She/Her



Scott Major: I’m Scott. He/Him. I like llamas.



Joel S. Beans: I’m Joel. He/Him. I’m god.



Shelby Shubble: Wut?



Scott Major: It’s a joke, Shelby



Shelby Shubble: O k



Gemini Tay: I’m Gem. She/her



Sausage M.: Hi everybody! I’m Sausage, he/him.



Joel S. Beans: I wonder when Toy boy will arrive?



Jimmy Solidarity: THIS IS DISRESPECT OF THE HIGHEST LEVELS



Joey Graceffa : Toy Boy lol



Joey Graceffa: I’m Joe. I’m a pirate. I can drive a boat



Jimmy Solidarity: Legally?



Joey Graceffa: No comment



Pixlriffs: Cool ig. I’m Pix. Nice to meet you. I do voice acting. he/him



Lizzy Shadow: ooooooooo. Very cool! :)



Lizzy Shadow: I’m Lizzy. I’m a normal human! She/her pronouns pls!



Scott Major: Normal human? YNW NVM



Scott Major: Anyone else?



Scott Major: Finally, nickname time.

 

*Scott Major changed Scott Major’s name to llama man🦙*



*Scott Major changed Joel S. Beans to Not Sexy*



Not Sexy: *Audible Gasp*



Goblin Man 😈 : I think I could hear that from my house



Joey Graceffa: Damn



*llama man🦙 changed Joey Graceffa’s name to Captain Hook🏴☠*



*Captain Hook🏴☠ changed their name to Captain Jack Sparrow🏴☠*



Captain Jack Sparrow🏴☠: Better



* llama man🦙 changed Sausage M.’s name to The Kind* 

 

llama man🦙: :)



The Kind: :)



*llama man🦙 changed Gemini Tay’s name to Princess of Honey🐝🍯*



Princess of Honey🐝🍯: How ironic



Goblin Man 😈: You DO have a bee farm



Princess of Honey🐝🍯: Fair enough



*llama man🦙 changed Shelby Shubble’s name to Witchling🪄*




Witchling🪄: I am a WITCH 



llama man🦙: Witchling



*Lizzy Shadow changed Lizzie Shadow’s name to Normal Human :)*



Normal Human :): :)



The Kind: Kinda creepy NGL



The Kind: No offense



Normal Human :): None Taken



llama man🦙: *Llama Boy Owen, My Precious Child.png*



llama man🦙: Who would like to come over and pet the precious child?



The Kind: ME!



The Kind: I’ll be there in 10’ 



llama man🦙: Ok



*llama man🦙 changed Jimmy Solidarity’s name to Toy Boy🤠🪀*



Toy Boy🤠🪀: THIS IS DISRESPECT OF THE HIGHEST LEVELS



Not Sexy: Haha lol



Toy Boy🤠🪀: Shut up Not Sexy



Not Sexy: *Audible Gasp*



Princess of Honey🐝🍯: Okay, I could hear that from my house



Captain Jack Sparrow🏴☠: DAM



Pixl Riffs: Well this was eventful