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1. All I Want for Christmas is You (to Leave Me the Fuck Alone) by morrezela

   Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   12 Jan 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
   • Mycroft Holmes
   • Crack
   • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
   • Slow Burn
   • Humor
   • First Time
   • Christmas
   • Alternate Universe - Magical Realism
   • Magic
   • Biphobia
   • Holidays
   • Unhealthy Relationships
   • Awkward Sexual Situations

   Summary

   John Watson was born the third child of Santa Claus. He had a family obligation to go out into the wide world, find a nice lover, and bolster the Spirit of Christmas with their love.

   John Watson decided to be normal instead. Something he excelled at until the day he fell in-love with the worst sort of man and started gaining the powers of Christmas.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   33,266

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

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