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steve: Eddie your ass is scrumptious
eddie: hi robin.
steve: How did u know I’d hijacked his phone
Ew autocapitalisation
eddie: bc my ass is flatter than a tortilla babe
steve: Hi it's Steve again.
eddie: robin give UP
steve: Ugh FINE
nancy: it's literally 2 AM on a monday night get off the gc everybody
robin: what are YOU doing up??
nancy: secret
robin: oh?
eddie: please fall. inlove elsewhere. not all of us r lucky
robin: ur so emo this time of night
maybe u should go to bed earlier
eddie: shut the fuck up
robin: k
eddie: k
steve: Are you guys fighting for real? Texting the groupchat bc Robin's ignoring me irl
robin: wtf no ed n i are talking on priv too lol
obvs
i'd die for my man eddie munson
even though he looks like a fucking raccoon
eddie: id take a bullet for rob
even though she's a useless fuckin lesbian
(said with affection)
nancy: goodnight everybody
robin: nance tell me what u were up doing
nancy: it's NSFW
robin: NANCY
nancy: the article i'm working on is about a drugs bust!
robin: i
wow
gooooodnight
..
nancy: why? what did you think i was doing? :O
eddie: i miss being happy
Read by all: 2:24 AM
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robin: if you were a crustacean what would you be?
eddie: if i was a shrimp id kill myself
steve: Woah.
I think I’d be a lobster?
robin: why?? because of ur weird complexion??
steve: What?? No.
eddie: bc he’s tall and isn't afraid to pinch my ass obvs
robin: why are we always talking about your ass
eddie: ::kissy face emoji::
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eddie: HELP
nancy: with what?
steve: Where are you?
eddie: IRRELEVANT
FUCKING AKXJXJJ LOOK
*photo*
robin: put your tongue away bitch
also ugliest keysmash ive ever seen wtf
eddie: WHAT IS THAT
WHY IS MY TONGUE RED
steve: Did you eat my twizzlers?
eddie: ……..
nancy: that’s a yes then
also, i just posted on insta :)
robin: oh cool! i’ll go like it!!
nancy: thanks rob <3
robin: you look amazing nance <3
Robin Buckley forwarding to Steve Harrington – nancy: thanks rob <3
robin: oh my god she’s so
AAAAJSKDKJ
i literally feel ill did you see her new post on insta
i can’t BREATHE she’s gorgeous holy fucking shit
can’t believe you fumbled things with her steve like look at her wtf is wrong with you
anyway
ceo of falling for women who don’t want me 😍
steve: Pathetic
robin: thanks buddy i’m glad you’ve always got my back
on an unrelated note your tires have been slashed
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steve: Merry Christmas guys!
eddie: happy 25th !
robin: stop being such a downer dude
eddie: ur not the one with a broken ankle stfu
robin: boohoo
nancy: i thought you said it was sprained? are you okay?
eddie: i’m fine i’m fine it is just a sprain. but my ass is so bruised i am never ice skating with you freaks again
robin: eddie's ass deserves its own name at this point oh my god. main character of this gc
steve: Guys stop fighting it’s 10 in the morning.
robin: tell ur bf to stop flaunting his tortilla ass
steve: We’re not dating
eddie: we’re not dating
steve: Haha
eddie: lol
Eddie Munson forwarding to Robin Buckley – steve: We’re not dating
eddie: shoot me
robin: u literally said the exact same thing stfu
eddie: he doesn’t want me
robin: babe.
eddie: :(
brb gonna send the sexiest photo i have on the gc
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eddie: *photo*
should i post this or uuuh
steve: Looks good!
eddie: thx
robin: steve stop private messaging me you coward
Steve Harrington forwarding to Robin Buckley - eddie: *photo*
steve : OH MY GOD.
I think I’m having a heart attack
Is that possible? Am I old enough?
ROBIN ANSWER ME
robin: pls.
steve: Brb exploding him with my mind
robin: STEVE
Private Messaging: Robin Buckley & Eddie Munson
robin: bestie stop changing your profile pic i keep losing you <3
eddie: WAAAAA
i can’t decide rob i need to be sexy
robin: steve would literally kiss you on the mouth if u just asked but okay
eddie: he wouldn’t
stop feeding into my delusions
i need him
robiiiin
robin: …
pls just talk to him
eddie: ok ok what about this pic
robin: v nice!
i like that ur hair is up. frames ur face. or whatever
eddie: thanks. or whatever <3
robin: love u <3
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steve: Hey guys guess what Eddie just did
robin: love the way you say that like ur dog just did a cool trick
nancy: hahaha
what did he do steve?
steve: he licked my Himalayan salt lamp
robin: did it taste good
steve: He says yes
robin: i love himalayan salt too
good for you eddie
steve: Why do you love Himalayan salt?
Does it taste different from normal salt
robin: no
steve: Eddie says yes
robin: eddie don't lie
does he think it tastes like strawberries or smth
ffs
steve: He says it tastes like pink
robin: valid
steve: He says it appeals to his autistic sensibilities
robin: VALID
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steve: Hey guys, thanks for yesterday :) anyone missing a sock?
nancy: thanks for hosting steve! the nachos were great
not missing a sock here no!
robin: a sock?? no why??
steve: There’s a sock in the fridge.
robin: lmfao what
where
steve: In the fridge
robin: i heard u the first time. where in the fridge
steve: Next to the milk
robin: oh ewww foul
is it dirty?
steve: It’s not my sock so I’m hazarding a guess here but. Yes
robin: throw it out!!!
foot fungus milk!!
steve: Yep. Done
eddie: did you throw it out?
steve: Yes
eddie: aw man
steve: Shit was it yours? I can dig it back up
eddie: no i just wanted it
steve: What
READ: 11:26
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robin: i’m gonna kms
nancy: noo what happened?
robin: my vibrator died right b4 u know what
nancy: oh no!
steve: Serves you right
robin: i’m going to do something so violent god’s gonna call me up to ask how i created something so violent
also fuck you steve
where tf are the BATTERIES
nancy: you've got this rob!
robin: found them
nancy: it’s been 20 minutes??? are you okay??
robin: no
Private Messaging: Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington
robin: dingus
the new year approaches. what are your 2023 predictions
steve: Don't put me on the spot
robin: cmon
it can be anything
steve: Idk maybe that I get a new toaster?
robin: here r mine
1. steve turns off autocapitalisation
2. eddie and steve smooch
3. steve gets a new toaster (hey look at that)
4. nancy changes the world
5. i confess my super big embarrassing lesbian crush on nancy wheeler and she rejects me
6. i flee the country (see n.5)
7. eddie joins a new band
steve: I’m here for your lesbian woes
robin: yeah
i know
thanks.
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eddie: christmaaaas
christ of mas
mas of christ
robin: are you perchance bored
eddie: no
i think i’m starting to feel ill because im NOT drinking
steve: Eddie.
eddie: come over bby ill do anything for a six pack
steve: 👀
eddie: STEVE USING EMOJIS?? REJOICE
i mean it come over man
steve: I’m ironing my socks right now but tonight? :)
Eddie Munson forwarding to Nancy Wheeler – steve: I’m ironing my socks right now but tonight? :)
eddie: he’s so fucking weird i need him
nancy: i can't believe i tapped that
eddie: more for me ig
Private Messaging: Nancy Wheeler & Eddie Munson
eddie: NANCY
nancy: WHAT
eddie: help help help
wtf do i wear to a football game
nancy: jeans? t-shirt?
eddie: okay hold on
*photo*
i look okay except from the fucking front BOOO
nancy: i love your autistic demeanour
eddie: yeah u better hope steve does too
nancy: he does
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nancy: how’s the football game boys?
robin: yeah how is it
has steve gone insane yet
eddie: *photo*
the crowd is all men
so many cocks n balls in one place
robin: shut the fuck up right now actually
steve: Stop texting on the gc it's distracting
robin: old man
steve: I am going to dropkick you next time I see you Buckley
robin: ooh shiver me timbers
Private Messaging: Steve Harrington & Robin Buckley
steve: Why did Eddie just post “sex is boring, hit me with your car”?
robin: AHSSHDJHD
that’s so funny hold on i’ve gotta repost that
steve: Robiiiiin
robin: ok i’m back
he’s literally right tho why are you being whiny?
steve: Is he gonna think sex with me is boring? :(
IF anything ever happened I mean
robin: 🫦
he’ll love u babes
he’s in awe of ur tism
steve: You’re not funny
robin: hilariously idc 😳
steve: Goodbye.
robin: bye bitch!!
see u in 20
steve: Find your own ride
robin: :((
why does my best friend hate me
steve: See you in 20 ://
(Love you)
robin: 🫡🥰 <3
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steve: Eddie I posted (and tagged) you in my new post, hope that’s okay
eddie: ofc ofc
wow i love this picture
ohhh it’s from the day we went swimming
steve: I really liked your butterfly technique that day man
It kind of looked like you were having a seizure but still! Very cool
eddie: ur so mean to me :(
steve: Love you man
Eddie Munson forwarding to Nancy Wheeler – steve: Love you man
eddie: i’m down so bad jesus h christ
nancy: honestly life is boring if ur not occasionally down bad astronomically
Steve Harrington forward to Robin Buckley – steve: Love you man
steve: Was this too much?
robin: it was just enough, steve :)
steve: Okay good
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eddie: on the topic of posting
*photo*
is it cool if i post this pic?? it’s from the same day and ik it's got both of us in it but ur a little less dressed haha
Steve Harrington forwarding to Robin Buckley – *photo*
steve: Robin what do I do he’s so hot
Oh my God
robin: gay ass
steve: Literally just set myself on fire what the fuck
robin: WHAT
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steve: Yeah of course! You’re also less dressed in that one haha
Fuck I just caught on fire
eddie: you what??
fire???
hello??
STEVE??
nancy: those pics are sooo!!
wow you’re holding hands aw
robin: awwww
eddie: i feel like we’re drastically underreacting to the fact steve is apparently on FIRE
steve: All good!
Wasn’t watching the stove. Accidentally put a towel on the naked flame :((
eddie: jesus chirst dude
you’re ok though?
steve: Yep
eddie: should i come over and check on you??
steve: Nah. I’m alright
Actually sure if you want.
eddie: be there in 30
steve: :)
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eddie: hey is this too corny of a caption:
“being a rockstar is more than just skinny jeans… it’s also the boots”
robin: yes
but it works go for it
steve: I think it's cool
nancy: yeehaw cowboy
*Nancy Wheeler changed the groupchat name to: it's the boots*
robin: stellar
*Steve Harrington changed the groupchat name to: FRUITY FOURSOME GC*
nancy: spoilsport
steve: Can't touch what is sacred Nance
robin: just bc she's a woman smh
nancy: men smh.
*Steve Harrington changed the groupchat name to: it's the boots*
robin: AHSHSHD
nancy: steve you didn't have to do that ahahs
:)
anyway, have fun tonight boys!
robin: but not TOO much fun ;))
steve: Please shut the fuck up
robin: id rather die
Private Messaging: Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington
robin: hey hey it’s been like 2 hours how’s it going
steve: He just went to go get more beer i’m freaking out
robin: what why!!!
steve: Look don’t laugh
robin: …
steve: So I asked him to pass me a piece of candy right
robin: what kind of candy
steve: Why does that matter?
robin: idk im trying to visualise the scene?
steve: Weirdo
It was like a kind of jelly with a chocolate shell I guess?
robin: cool cool keep going
steve: And I guess I’m like
Idk I wasn’t thinking but I just took it
With my teeth
robin: WITH
WITH YOUR TEETH???
AS IN YOU SLURPED IT OUT OF HIS HAND???
steve: Yes!!!
robin: oh my GOD
that is so gay holy fuck
did you kiss him?
steve: No! He ran to get more beer
robin: i bet he’s texting nancy rn
steve: Can you check?
robin: no that’s cheating
ur getting with him the old fashioned way
go get ur man
steve: Fine
Wish me luck
robin: godspeed soldier
READ: 20:03 PM
robin: hey it’s been thirty minutes how’s it going
hey
hey
hey
steveeeeee
don't ignore meee
did u kiss him
have you confessed yet
oh my god are you guys fucking
STEVE
it’s 1 in the morning im going to bed
update me in the morning
AS SOON as u wake up
u can have a morning smooch with eddie but that’s where i draw the line
call me!!!
READ: 10:03 AM
steve: Morning Rob :)
robin: HE LIVES!!!
HOW DID IT GO!!!
steve: He’s still here
He slept over
In my bed
;)
robin: oh my god i’m so happy for you
call me when he’s left!
steve: Will do! I’m making pancakes
robin: ur so sweet it’s sickening
go be with ur man <3
-it's the boots-
robin: CONCERT TIME NERDS
eddie: why are you messaging the gc
me and steve aren’t coming right?
or did i miss something again
steve: No we’re not going
robin: I’M EXCITED
i wanted to share my excitement but u two are booooring
steve: Have fun!
robin: you text like my dad
steve: D:
robin: <3
nancy: we’re going to be right up front i think, rob
if we’re leaving now i mean
we’ll be so early!
i'll have time to get a drink hihi
Robin Buckley forwarding to Steve Harrington – nancy: i’ll have time to get a drink hihi
robin: she says ‘hihi’ i’m going to explode
she’s so cute
how am i good enough for her
steve: You are, Rob
You’ll seduce her with your autistic charms
robin: fuck you
but yeah actually
ur right
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robin: *photo*
only nancy wheeler could get the bartender at a CONCERT to make her a fancy spritz
steve: Aperol Spritz! Great choice Nance
nancy: thanks steve!
i’m only having 1 drink so i can still drive in like 6 hours
robin: otherwise we’ll grab a cab or smth babe
AHSHD sorry the babe slipped out !!
nancy: i don’t mind :) call me babe if you want
where are you btw? i can’t find you
robin: aah okay <3
over by the tent!
nancy: found u <3
eddie: i’m sensing something homosexual has just occured
steve: Shush dude
Let it happen
eddie: how come nancy gets 'babe' and i get 'dude'
READ: 14:45
eddie: HELLO?
READ: 14:57
eddie: pls tell me it's u knocking on my window rn steve
robin: ooh romantic
steve: Yes
Let me in?
eddie: come to call me babe to my face or smth?
steve: ...Yes
eddie: i'm obsessed with you
hold on
Private Messaging: Steve Harrington & Robin Buckley
robin: okay so don’t freak out but nancy and i just made out in the bathroom aaasjjjdjdjfjjdSHJDJJ
steve: WHAT??? DUDE
Why are you telling ME not to freak out?
robin: idk i thought maybe it’d trick my brain into calming down
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
steve: What the fuck Rob!!!!!!
Go you!!!
Where are you now?
robin: she’s driving aaeuuhgh
we’re listening to blondie and her hands look so good on the steering wheel
her nose!!!
her lips
god is a woman and it's nancy wheeler
steve: Wow
Are you going home or is she taking you to hers?
robin: just asked she said i could sleep over if i want
steve i’m so horny i can’t sit still
steve: Ew oh my God
Good for you. Hope you get dicked down
Or
Um
robin: fingered??
steve: Yes that one
Love you!
robin: love you too steve
thank you for being my best friend
steve: Of course.
Have fun
Be responsible
<3
robin: <33