Chapter Text
Bloodshot eyes scrolled through the website with the obnoxiously huge title, 'FIND HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA NOW!!!' which covered half of his laptop screen before he scrolled down to the options which it offered.
It was ridiculous he even ended up on the website to begin with, was it because he was finally fed up with Tartaglia's teasing? or his sister's concern he wasn't seeing anyone besides Tartaglia? or perhaps, was it the even bigger truth he repeatedly refused to admit, that he desperately needed love and affection? It was even more hilarious to think he was lovable in the first place. The aubergine hair-coloured boy snorted at the image of someone genuinely loving him for all that he is, just mean and unsociable Kunikuzushi.
He began to feel his eyelids betraying him, he spent the last few hours on the website trying to find the person who would meet his sky-high standards. Feeling exhausted and desperate, he ultimately decided to give in to Tartaglia's voice replaying itself in his head,
'Don't be so picky Kuni! This is why you don't have a partner yet' The ginger would exclaim with an accusing finger.
He sighed and clicked on a random stranger's profile, hoping he would be the one Kunikuzushi needed.