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They were about the length of a skyscraper, the size of a baobab. His pubes were curved accurately to golden ratio. They were wine red (#800813) along with fresh minty cyan (3cdddc) scattered around. They would turn into a beautiful scarlet tone in the sun, a reddish purple shade in the dark. He would style them sometimes. Somedays he would go for a ponytail, pigtails -if he’s in a good mood- braided if he felt daring. He would occasionally tie them into a gigantic bun, it would either give the impression of a dummy thick dump truck or a king-sized shit. There were so many of them that his diarrhea would come out as pure holy water (ultimate filtering system).
"Maybe its time for something new.", Doppo said to himself as he straightened his long red strands. "Maybe racoontail pattern will do". He was almost finished with the straightening when Hifumi barged into the bathroom, dropping the jar he was holding in shock, spreading broken glass, an mlp fluttershy figurine, and lots of thick white fluid all over the bathroom tiles in the process."WHAT THE FUCK DUDE." screamed both of them in an indescribable scared-angry tone."Why? And HOW??", asked the now ex-pony jar wielder. "WHY THE FUCK NOT?" answered the redhead. "It's just weird!" "Says the pony jar guy!" "At least the jar is easy to explain! Is this even healthy? You should cut it!” "My body, my ass hair. Mind your own business. Why did you even barge in?" "Lock the door next time!". The ringing of the phone interrupted their argument. "Uh,Hello?", Doppo answered calmly. "WHA-OH NO NONO what no we didn't -Noooo- we didn't forgettttt... We were on our way actually... Yeah... There has been a minor inconvenience... Yeah... Ok. We'll be there in 5!". He hung up. "SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!", yelled Doppo, "I TOTALLY FORGOT!!". "WHAT?WHOWASIT?WHATHAPPENED?WHATDIDYOUFORGET?", asked Hifu, worried by the tone of Doppo's voice. "IT WAS JAKURAI! WE WERE SUPOSED TO PERFORM AT THE BACK OF A-101 TODAY AND WE ARE LATE!!" "SHITTT I FORGOT ‘ASS’ WELL!!". The two of them rushed out of their appartment and immediately started dashing towards the local A-101. They didn't have time to call a uber, they were already late.