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NOT_aFurry added WedAdams, AHHHH, Leviathan, Tyler??, Dracula!, Slitherslitherbitch, and Beelvr19 to a chat
NOT_aFurry named the chat “Freaks:0”
October 10, 2:30 am
NOT_aFurry: hi guys!!
WedAddams: Enid,
Why did you make this chat? I have no interest in talking to anyone here.
Insincerely,
Wednesday A.
Dracula!: bruhh enid come get ur goth she types like a ww2 vet
Tyler??: foul
skeletonface.jpeg
Leviathaan: girl no way did he send a pic of a skull instead of using the emoji im crying
WedAddams: “Dracula”,
I do not type like a World War 2 veteran. There are approximately 167,000 World War 2 veterans still alive. Out of those, over half do not own any type of cellular device or computer. This is unrealistic.
Insincerely,
Wednesday A.
AHHH: enid teach your gf how to type like a normal teenager
NOT_aFurry: okay first of all not my girlfriend second there is no way you suggested to teach WEDNESDAY of all people how to be a normal teenager
WedAddams: All,
My question has not yet been answered. Additionally, how do I leave?
I am going to kill whoever “AHHHH” is.
Insincerely,
Wednesday A.
Leviathaan: enid PLEASE teach her to type normal im begging i cant do this rn
NOT_aFurry: omg fine okay brb
Slitherslitherbitch: yall PLEASE IT IS 2:35 AM
NOT_aFurry: ajax is right
NOT_aFurry: ill teach her tmrw its late im tired n its gonna take like an hour to get even close enough to weds, another hour to convince her to even consider writing normal, and at least two hours to teach casual speak
Leviathaan: so valid
October 10, 4:00 pm
Beelvr19: damn yall crazy fr
WedAddams: Eugene, did you just wake up?
Leviathaan: omg enid you taught her
NOT_aFurry: worst 6 hours of my LIFE
Slitherslitherbitch: SIX HOURS??????
Dracula!: enid puts in time and effort for her gf frfr!!
WedAddams: Enid, who are these people?
NOT_aFurry: again, not my gf
NOT_aFurry: and second, everyone introduce yourslevs please
Dracula!: yourslevs
Levaithaan: yourslevs
AHHHH: yourslevs
Slitherslitherbitch: yourslevs
Tyler??: yourslevs
Leviathaan: fuck u tyler you ruined it
Dracula!: ya cmon tyler :/
Leviathaan changed Tyler??’s name to Unfortunate:/
Unfortunate:/: yall wtf :(
NOT_aFurry: i fucking hate all of you omg please
NOT_aFurry: at least introduce yourselves for weds
Dracula!: “shes not my gf” “weds”
Leviathaan: thats what im saying like
NOT_aFurry: GUYS
Dracula!: ok ok chill
Dracula!: im yoko
Leviathaan: bianca !
Slitherslitherbitch: ajaxxxxx
AHHHH: xavier :)
Unfortunate:/: tyler here!
Dracula!: tyler stfu
Leviathaan: “TyLeR hErE”
Dracula!: dumb bitch
AHHHH: digging the yoko-bianca teamup on tyler
NOT_aFurry: god fucking finally
WedAddams: Thank you, Enid.
NOT_aFurry: ofc weds!!
AHHHH: WHIPPED
Leviathaan: omg literally
WedAddams: What does that mean?
NOT_aFurry: dw about it
NOT_aFurry: as for the rest of you
NOT_aFurry: istg i will have weds kill all of you
Leviathaan: enid using wednesday like a pitbull on a leash with these threats damn
Dracula!: tbh wednesday would probably like being put on a leash
WedAddams: What the fuck.
Dracula!: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SPRRY WEDENSAY I DIDNT MEANM IT SWAERT IM SO SORRY
Slitherslitherbitch: the panicked spelling errors im dead bro
NOT_aFurry: lmfao yoko you should probs start running weds just grabbed smth out of her drawer and left
Dracula!: WEDNESDAY PLEASSE IM SORRY NO PLEASE DONT IM SO SORYY I DIDNT MENA IT PLEASE SROP ILL FO ANYOTHIHG
NOT_aFurry: she left her phone in the dorms yoko
Dracula!: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK SOMEBO
Leviathaan: lmfao wednesday got to her before she could finish
Dracula!: This is Wednesday. Let this be a message to anyone who messes with me or Enid again.
Slitherslitherbitch: ngl im kinda worried for yoko now
AHHHH: yokoongroundwrithinginpain.jpeg
Beelvr19: Aw, wednesday is so sweet
Dracula!: I am not.
Slitherslitherbitch: awwwww
Dracula!: Ajax, you're next.
NOT_aFurry: weds chill
Dracula!: Nevermind.
Leviathaan: whipped
Emo @WedsAddams
Gay quiz
Emo @WedAddams
Am I gay quiz
Emo @WedAddams
How to tell if I am gay quiz
Eugene @Beelvr19
WEDNESDAY THIS ISNT GOOGLE SHJASHFA
Eugene @Beelvr19
Somebody please teach wednesday how to use google before she outs herself more im reeling
Enid :0 @NOT_aFurry
oh fuck, on it
Chat between WedAddams and NOT_aFurry
October 10, 4:52 PM
NOT_aFurry: hey weds???
WedAddams: What?
NOT_aFurry: do you know how to use google??
NOT_aFurry: also do you want to talk about anything
WedAddams: I do not know what a “google” is
WedAddams: I….might have some things I need to talk about.
NOT_aFurry: yeah? whats up weds?
WedAddams: I think that I might be gay.
NOT_aFurry: oh?? Its good youre figuring yourself out!! thanks for telling me :)
WedAddams: What do I do now?
NOT_aFurry: what do you mean?
WedAddams: Do I have to tell everyone? Do I have to get a girlfriend? I don't know how being gay works.
NOT_aFurry: haha, no weds, you dont have to do any of that :)
NOT_aFurry: its not any different from before you realized, yk?
WedAddams: What if I want to tell people?
NOT_aFurry: then you can tell people, its whatever you want to do
WedAddams: Okay.
Emo @WedAddams
I have some news. I am gay.
Eugene @Beelvr19
Thats great Wednesday!!
Yokooooo @Dracula!
@AHHHH you owe me 20
Xavi @AHHHH
fuck
Bianca @Leviathaan
slayed fr wednesday
Tyler Galpin @Tyler??
What?? But,,,but you were giving me all these signals wednesday:(
AJAX! @SlitherSlitherBitch
yaayy wednesday so proud of you fr tyler can stfu tho
Yokooooo @Dracula!
@Tyler?? literally stfu tyler what signals
Bianca @Leviathaan
@Tyler?? bitch what signals??? death staring you??
Yokooooo @Dracula!
@Tyler?? go commit mass murder again or smth
Bianca @Leviathaan
@Tyler?? go have sexual tension with your mom sigmund freud
AJAX! @Slitherslitherbitch
@Leviathaan DHSFGHSG SIGMUND FREUD IM DEAD
Freaks :0
5:34 PM
Leviathaan: special congrats to wednesday for A. being brave enough coming out B. leading on tyler and C. feeling comfortable enough to tell us true queen
WedAddams: Thank you, Bianca.
Unfortunate :/: bruh :/
Dracula! changed Unfortunate :/’s name to Sigmund Freud
Sigmund Freud: guys cmon
Slitherslitherbitch: n e waaaayyys
Slitherslitherbitch: i was thinking abt hosting a movie night in my dorm??? tmrw i mean since its the weekend n all
Dracula!: ooo sounds good, what time??
Slitherslitherbitch: like 8
Dracula!: nice, ill be there
Leviathaan: sounds fun, im in
Beelvr19:
Am i allowed?
Slitherslitherbitch: uhh duh ofc youre allowed eugene
Beelvr19: Thanks! Ill be there, I can bring some homemade honey and bread too!
Slitherslitherbitch: aw hell yeah
WedAddams: I will not be attending.
NOT_aFurry: ill come!! weds pleaaaseee???
WedAddams: Fine. What movies will be shown?
Slitherslitherbitch: first off whipped
Slitherslitherbitch: second idk i was thinking either scooby doo, shitty 90-80 slashers or like modern day slashers since its halloween idk tho
AHHHH: ill be there too
Slitherslitherbitch: alr everyones gotta bring snacks tho
WedAddams: I can bring pig entrails, ethically sourced.
Slitherslitherbitch: wednesday you are no longer invited
WedAddams: Ajax, I will flay you.
Slitherslitherbitch: brb looking up what flay means
Slitherslitherbitch: wednesday you are once again invited
WedAddams: Thank you.
Sigmund Freud: I can come but ill be a bit late
Dracula!: no
Slitherslitherbitch: you are most definitely not invited
Leviathaan: why tf is he even in this gc
NOT_aFurry: idk i thought we could all use someone to bully
Leviathaan: so valid so sorry i ever questioned you enid
AHHHH: group bonding activity <33
Slitherslitherbitch: anyways back to whos bringing what (wednesday cant bring any sort of organs)
WedAddams: Fuck you.
NOT_aFurry: weds please what did i say about bringing out the fighting words when talking to friends
WedAddams: Sorry.
Dracula!: no fucken way enid really did train wednesday like a dog thats actually crazy
NOT_aFurry: YOKO
AHHHH: damn yoko is on a streak huh
WedAddams: I am on my way to your dorm, Yoko.
Dracula!: FUCK FUCK NOT AGAIN
NOT_aFurry: wednesdayyyy, dont
WedAddams: Fine.
NOT_aFurry: yoko i expect smth in return for saving your life
Dracula!: tysm enid anything you want
Slitherslitherbitch: SNACKS.
AHHHH: yall forget ajax serious about his grub
Leviathaan: “grub” stfu
AHHHH: fuck you
Leviathaan: fuck you too bitch
AHHHH: <3
Leviathaan: <3
Slitherslitherbitch: SNACKS
AHHHH: ok ok fine chill
AHHHH: ill bring some special brownies
Leviathaan: anyone allergic to anything
Dracula!: garlic
NOT_aFurry: silver
WedAddams: Color.
AHHHH: peanuts
Leviathaan: wednesday carrying the role of resident emo
WedAddams: What is an “emo”?
AHHHH: isntt that literally your twitter use
WedAddams: Enid changed it to that. I figured it was a pet name of some sort.
Leviathaan: AND YOU JUST LET HER???
Leviathaan: WEDNESDAY ADDAMS SAW ENID SINCLAIR CHANGE HER USERNAME TO WHAT SHE THOUGHT WAS A PET NAME AND NOT ONLY DIDNT KILL HER, BUT KEPT IT????
Dracula!: y r u even surprised at this point
Leviathaan: ok fair
WedAddams: That does not answer my question.
NOT_aFurry: dw weds ill come over n explain
WedAddams: Okay. Thank you, Enid.
Beelvr19: Aww, they're so cute
Slitherslitherbitch: fr, now back to snacks
Leviathaan: ofc ofc, i can bring in some cookies maybe??
WedAddams: I’ll be bringing garlic bread.
Dracula!: BRUH
Slitherslitherbitch: wednesday no
NOT_aFurry: bianca what kind of cookies?? me n weds were gonna bring some halloween themed iced sugar cookies
Leviathaan: chocolate chip
Dracula!: ill bring some of my famous punch
Slitherslitherbitch: okkk that should be good then :)
Sigmund Freud: if i bring in coffee for everyone can i come
Slitherslitherbitch: hmmm should we let him
Dracula!: ya, free coffee and a punching bag sounds p good actually
Slitherslitherbitch: alr then
Sigmund Freud: awww yeah
WedAddams: I think we should ask Eugene what he thinks. Tyler attacked him, afterall. He might not feel safe.
Beelvr19: Oh, uh, thanks wednesday ! If the others want him then its fine I guess
Beelvr19: Youll be there anyways, so Ill feel safe
WedAddams: Okay.
WedAddams: Tyler, if you do anything to make Eugene uncomfortable, I will dip your entire body into an acid bath.
AHHHH!: awww, wednesday is so sweet
WedAddams: I am not.
Dracula!: enid and eugenes little sweetheart <333
WedAddams: I will fucking kill you until you die.
Leviathaan: wednesday threats supremacy tbh
WedAddams: Thank you, Bianca.
Enid:0 @NOT_aFurry
pov me when i physically feel myself falling for my bsf
AJAX! @Slitherslitherbitch
YOKO???
Emo @WedAddams
I am going to brutally murder Yoko.
Enid :0 @NOT_aFurry
@Slitherslitherbitch no dumbass. n @WedAddams please do not kill yoko
AJAX! @Slitherslitherbitch
tfw your two friends are clearly pining but wont admit it
Bianca @Leviathaan
literally its so obvious its killing m
Chat between Beelvr19 and WedAddams
WedAddams: Eugene.
Beelvr19: Whats up Wednesday?
WedAddams: How do I know if I like someone?
Beelvr19: Uhh im not the best person for relationship advice
Beelvr19: Maybe ask Enid?
WedAddams: But Enid is who I need help with.
Beelvr19: Oh
Beelvr19: You like Enid???
WedAddams: If you tell anyone I will flay you and feed your skin to the werewolves.
Beelvr19: Dont worry wednesday, your secret is safe with me :)
WedAddams: Thank you. What do I do.
Beelvr19: Idk, maybe ask Bianca? She seems like she would know stuff like this
WedAddams: Okay.
Chat between WedAdams and Leviathaan
WedAddams: Bianca.
Leviathaan: oh uh
Leviathaan: whats wrong wednesday
WedAddams: How do I tell if I like someone or not.
Leviathaan: oh
Leviathaan: ngl thought you were gonna threaten to break my bones or smth
Leviathaan: idrk it varies person to person, usually tho you want to be closer to that person or talk to them a lot
Leviathaan: y dont you describe how you feel towards them? maybe i can tell you if it sounds like a crush or not
WedAddams: Okay. She is nice to me.
WedAddams: And I feel angry when she gets upset.
WedAddams: Sometimes I see her looking at me in class. I feel happy when she does.
WedAddams: She also is very carrying whenever I have a breakdown. She always asks before she touches me. I like that she does that.
Leviathaan: hm, sounds like a crush to me? esp liking when she looks at you
WedAddams: Okay.
WedAddams: Thank you.
WedAddams: What do I do now.
Leviathaan: depends, do you want to date her?
Leviathaan: do you think she feels the same?
WedAddams: I don't know.
Leviathaan: well maybe just hang around her more n see if you feel any different
WedAddams: Okay.
Freaks :0
October 10, 6:00 PM
NOT_aFurry: ok ik its pretty short notice BUT i was wondering if any of you wanted to go skating tonight
WedAddams: Okay. What time.
Slitherslitherbitch: oooh at that new rink in jericho??
NOT_aFurry: yupp, at 730
AHHHH: i would but i have smth to finish up for my painting class
Dracula!: im down
Leviathaan: same
Beelvr19: Sorry guys, I have to tend to my bees tonight. Have fun though!
NOT_aFurry: alr, just ajax, bianca, yoko n weds then??
Slitherslitherbitch: yup
Leviathaan: yeah
Dracula!: mhm
WedAddams: Yes.
NOT_aFurry: okie dokie, we can meet by the bus stop then, it comes at like 7:20
Leviathaan: ok cool
7:45PM
NOT_aFurry: wedsinthebrightestpossibleskates.jpeg
Beelvr19: The emo getup + bright pink skates bombass fit
AHHHH: wednesday is going to kill you enid she looks so fucking pissed lmfao
WedAddams: I am.
Dracula!: im sure shes enjoying holding enids hands tho
WedAddams: I will show up at your dorm tonight and there will be no one to save you.
NOT_aFurry: weds please just one hour of no violence
WedAddams: Fine. I will resume my “violent” speech at 8:49 PM tonight.
NOT_aFurry: ill take it
8:36PM
NOT_aFurry: has anyone seen wednesday???? i cant find her im panicking
Dracula!: no, last time i saw her she was holding hands with you by the rental area
Leviathaan: yeah same
NOT_aFurry: im going to text her, if she doesnt respond im tearing this whole place apart
Chat between NOT_aFurry and WedAddams
8:38 PM
NOT_aFurry: weds??? where are you? are you okay?? i cant find you anywhere and its making me panic
NOT_aFurry: wednesday please im seriously worried
WedAddams: I’m fine.
NOT_aFurry: omg holy shit you had me so worried
NOT_aFurry: where the hell are you????
WedAddams: Bathroom.
NOT_aFurry: weds whats wrong??
WedAddams: Breakdown. Too much sound and the sights were to much and you kept touching me and people kept brushing against me
NOT_aFurry: im so sorry wednesday, do you want me to come get you or do you want time alone?
WedAddams: Come get me please.
NOT_aFurry: ok, im coming
WedAddams: I want to go home.
NOT_aFurry: we can go back to the dorms then, okay?
WedAddams: Thank you.