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This is the worst thing I’ve ever written. I’m sorry… not.
You ever out on a walk to the vending machine and suddenly you get hit with a random fucking steel beam? Where did it even come from? That, dear readers, is for me to know, and you not to find out. Well that’s what’s happening to local shut in otaku gamer boy Idia Shroud, all he wanted was Dorbitos and a MaintainDew, rest in peepee Idia, we will miss u.
Now, in a new world, our favorite shut-in has to navigate a world of extroverts, introverts, Nagito, murder, and a fellow gamer, will he perish? Will he live? Will someone else from twst appear with no explanation? Will the author write this any less dramatically? (No he won’t.) At least he gets to talk to another gamer…..
Idia’s head pounded, his everything hurt, he attempted to open his eyes, to be met with... ‘What the hell? Is that the sun? He was in the building! The sun shouldn’t be ou- wait? Is this sand?’ He thought, his fingers sifting in the sand (????). He looks up as a shadow is cast above him, a man, the author can’t be bothered to describe Nekomaru Nidai, he picks him up and put him on his feet, saying something optimistic or something. Idia paled, well, can he even pale? He was ISEKAI’D!!!! AND THERE’S AN EXTROVERT!!!!!! Idia looked around as the man continued talking, searching for a chance to escape, seeing all sorts of people around him, he realized this was not an option, uh oh. They were all whispering stuff, ohh man, this is bad. “Hey! Hey!” Idia startled, looking around for the voice, “Down here!” He turned his gaze to the ground, seeing a… plush rabbit? “Hello stranger! I am Magical Girl Miracle ★ Usami! But you can call me Usami! I don’t know where you came from, but since you’re here you can join us! I am your new squeezably soft teacher! Love-Love!” he nearly fainted, this was too much for him, he wanted to go back to his games… and ORTHO!!! IS ORTHO OK!?! Would he be okay without him? He must have looked horribly pale and terrified, as everyone around him looked at him with growing concern.
”Oh! You don’t look so well, perhaps we should get you somewhere to rest!” said Usami, pausing “We only have 16 cottages though... would any of you be willing to share yours?” Everyone looked on in confusion, they hadn’t explored yet, they had no clue what she was talking about, regardless, someone stepped forward, a short boy wearing cooking attire. “I would be willing to let such a fine lady live with me.” He said, smirking, Idia’s hair turned a mix of red and pink, oh god, he was gonna faint, somebody save him. “I think he’s a guy, Teruteru…” said a girl with freckles and red hair. “I swing both ways.” Responded Teruteru. Idia was having an awful time. Someone proceeded to smack Teruteru on his head (deserved). “I would gladly offer up my space,” a raspy voice piped up, revealing a white haired boy who looked like he belonged in a hospital gown. Good, Idia would take this guy over that guy any day. Idia agreed immediately and was taken to a room, where he promptly passed out upon entrance.
He awoke during the night time, immediately greeted by his new roommate’s face. “GAH-!” Idia choked back a scream, was he watching him sleep!? “You’re awake,” he said, smiling. “Some stuff has changed, so I won’t bore you with the original explanation.” Nagito explained the killing game to him, because the author is lazy and it is 4 AM where they live. Idia was pale, paler than he paled earlier, it looked like there was no blood in that mothasucka, like he was drained of all life, his hair was purple, he was fuckin SCARED, scared for his damn LIFE. He has a little brother to get back to, he has a game to get back to, what if never gets to pet a cat again. “I don’t think Monokuma knows of your existence though, so you could be safe, if you don’t go outside at all.” Idia calmed down a bit, he’s great at doing that, but it looked more like he would be sleeping more than doing anything since he didn’t have any games with him. “Ah, but the others may mention you, I don’t doubt they will, you leave quite an impression with your flame hair and, are your lips natural? They look natural.” Idia’s worries returned, he ain’t doin well. He ain’t doin well at all. “By the way, what’s your ultimate?” Idia tilted his head in confusion. “Huh?” “Your ultimate talent.” Idia was so confused. It dawned on Nagito in that moment, Idia was not an ultimate, nor was he from this world. Not the weirdest thing to happen, Idia fascinated him, fire hair, naturally blue lips, from another world, is it possible that he was also a pillar of hope in the world he came from? Ah, how hopeful, a chance to meet the otherworldly. “Annyyyways, we should go back to sleep, I’ll take the floor.” Thank fuck he wouldn’t have to sleep with him, he thought. That would make everything so much more awkward.
“Oh, by the way, what’s your name? I’m Nagito Komaeda, ultimate lucky student.”
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“Idia…” he mumbled, barely loud enough for Nagito to hear.
(I FORGOT THERE WERE CAMERAS IN THE ROOMS LMFAO MONOKUMA KNOWS)
“Hey, wake up, breakfast.” Idia hid under the blankets. Nagito sighed, realizing he had a shut in on his hands. He decided he’d bring him breakfast instead. That was until Mahiru decided she would drag Kazuichi and Idia there herself… Idia feared for his life, she dragged him and Kazuichi there VISIOUSLY. “Straighten up a bit more! Shouldn’t men like you be ashamed of walking like that?!” Idia sighed internally, she was just the type of pushy person he hated. “St-stop…don’t pull…you’re gonna rip my sleeves…” said the pink haired boy. “Kyahahaha! Even though you look all flashy you’re actually a big coward!” Said a blonde haired girl in a kimono, referring to Kazuichi. “And you look kinda scary but are a huge wimp!” god, Idia wished he had the IRL social skills to be able to retort at her. “Are you two gonna be okay? People like you guys are usually the first victim you know.” God, she was right. “I-I just wanna go home already!” said Kazuichi, what a mood.
(insert tripping scene here)
I don’t know how to do the meeting scene since that one overlaps with the tripping thing but makes me uncomfortable so skipping it.
Idia panted, he did NOT sign up for this. How was this guy so fast? But so chonky at the same time!? He’s like a cat… “For skinny people, you’re awfully slow.” A man on the thicker side with glasses and blonde hair, named Byakuya Togami as he had learned, spoke. “It seems, you are just too fast for us…” Said Sonia. “J-jeez, I never expected a fatso like him to move to fast…” Kazuichi panted, sweat dripping off him. “So what’s supposed to be here?” Said Akane, unbothered. “Here?’’ Really?” the ultimate affluent progeny said, a look of irritation on his face. “If you haven’t noticed it yet… then I was right to dismiss you all as idiots.” Idia questioned what he meant before looking around a bit more, finally noticing upon a podium, a gigantic. Bear shaped. Time bomb. He stood up straight in fear his eyes widening. “IS THAT A BOMB!?” He yelled, drawing the attention of the others, “A B-B-B-B-BOOOOOOMMBBB!?” yelled Kazuichi. “If they wanted to blow up the island, they would have done so by now, there’s no need for a countdown.” That calmed everyone down a little bit, only a little though. “Then what are they counting down?” asked Mikan. “It’s a mystery,” Akane replied. “…A mysterious mystery isn’t it?” said a strange pink and white rabbit plush wearing… what the actual hell? “Kyah!” yelped Sonia, surprised at the sudden appearance. The strange rabbit yelled back, startled by Sonia being startled. “M-monomi!?” said Hajime, also startled by her sudden appearance. ‘WHO IS THIS?? WAS THERE A NEW CHARACTER INTRODUCTION WHILE I SLEPT?’ thought Idia. “W-why are you here!?” Yelled Mahiru. “I heard everyone talking while I was patrolling so I came over here.” Replied Monomi. “No, not that, didn’t Monokuma kill you?” asked Ibuki, the 3rd worst extrovert here on his extrovert tier list. “Ah, so that’s why you were surprised.” Monomi said. “Pfft! Hehe, you don’t have to worry about that! After all, I can never die!” Monomi quipped happily. Ibuki may have moved down a rank. “I see, you must be an undead abomination, risen from foulest depths of the Netherworld by black magic…” Said Gundam, Idia perked up a bit, there’s magic here? Gundam gasped. “Do you want to me to make you my thrall!?” So not the type of magic he has in his world, but magic. Or this guy is super eccentric… “Monomi’s a mechanical stuffed animal right? Doesn’t that mean she can’t die in the first place?” Said Chiaki, the fellow gamer he has here. Idia was interested in that, perhaps he could make a robot here? “Now that you mention it, wouldn’t she just need a spare?” said Kazuichi. “A spare? What a mean thing to say!” said Monomi. Blah blah blah they ask her questions, blah blah blah prologue ends, blah blah.
And they were roomates.