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1. who got the keys to my bimmer by hartwinning

   Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Nov 2015

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Harry Hart | Galahad/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin
   • Harry Hart | Galahad & Gary "Eggsy" Unwin
   • Harry Hart | Galahad
   • Gary "Eggsy" Unwin
   • Dean Baker
   • Merlin (Kingsman)
   • Roxy Morton | Lancelot
   • John Wick
   • Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
   • Mechanic!Eggsy
   • Fluff
   • Mutual Pining
   • UST
   • mentions of abuse
   • Slow Burn
   • Fix-It
   • Crossover
   • Harry Hart Lives
   • Action/Adventure
   • Spy thriller
   • Dirty Talk
   • most of this fic is T rated for language

   Summary

   
   "What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?"

   Harry gives him a slightly bewildered look and furrows his brow.

   "A porcupine has the pricks on the outside," Eggsy finishes.

   ~

   AU: Eggsy is a mechanic working in a garage owned by Dean.

   Harry Hart is Galahad, Dean is forever an asshole, and Lee Unwin and his death have no connection to Kingsman. In terms of setting, the Lancelot trials are over (Roxy won the spot) but the Valentine investigation is ongoing.

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