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    A dark-skinned man and razor-legged girl sat before the withered Tree of Time, leant forward with wide eyes, willing and eager to do whatever was necessary for this alliance to work.

    'I'm listening, Valentine. Convince me.' Vaatu spoke, satisfaction and curiosity melded together in every syllable; perhaps this time he would succeed- the pestilence finally eradicated.

    It was hours before they left, but leave they did, a slight swagger in their step and an unfamiliar glint of power in their eyes. The spirit portal wasn't all that far away, but they meandered around for a while longer- their mission was accomplished, much sooner and more simply than expected, so where was the harm in enjoying the journey home?

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    Eggsy's life has always been shit. And yeah, he knows he only has himself to blame for stealing Rottie's car. But when he calls in his favor, life seems to take another bloody twist and throw in being 'rejected by his true mate' to the list of shitty things that have happened to him.

    Yep, his life was going great.

    Look, he figured the only thing an omega like him was good for was dying on the street where he belonged. Which was why he could not understand why this strange Scottish beta was suddenly offering to help him turn his life around. People didn't just do that kind of thing. And whatever this man wanted from him, Eggsy was going to figure it out.

     

    Or a new spin on the first Kingsman movie if Merlin was more the lead character than Harry.

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    butterfly effect, noun.
    (in chaos theory) the phenomenon whereby a minute localized change in a complex system can have large effects elsewhere.

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    Who would have thought that helping a stranger with his car would lead to a series of very unfortunate and fortunate events that will turn Eggsy's life completely upside down.

    Hartwin (very slow) Slow Burn

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    The thing about getting what you want is that you should've known what that was before you asked for it.

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    Eggsy Unwin is a police detective on forced leave after becoming an integral part of capturing violent drug crime lord Dean Baker. After Dean threatens Eggsy in court, junior coroner Roxanne Morton forces him to go on leave and hide until the Baker court case is settled.

    Knowing better than to argue with a woman who cuts up dead people for a living, Eggsy rents out an apartment in another town and consults on police cases where possible, all while trying to relax.

    His plans for relaxation are thrown out the window when he develops a truly embarrassing crush on his new neighbour, Harry Hart.

    Which is problematic because as far as Eggsy knows, Harry is most definitely in a relationship with a man named Merlin.

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    Amnesiac Hart tries to figure out who Eggsy is and whether there is more to them than work. Gradually, he begins to fall in love with a handsome young man.

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    Eggsy一生中被许多人瞧不起过。他挺习惯的了。不是说这就公平,但他知道事情的规律。真正讨厌的是,新任Arthur比之前那个还要过分。

    “Eggsy脸皱成一团。他不知道怎么跟Harry——看起来一辈子就没受过哪怕一天歧视的家伙——解释新任Arthur不断给他发任务的方式基本等于让他搞自杀袭击,而感谢她故意的烂情报他目前正在库房里血流不止。”

    又名:Dean比Eggsy想的更难摆脱,他母亲深陷困境,过量邪恶情节,Eggsy真的很希望Harry别牵手了亲上去。

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    Soulmate!AU. Everyone has a mark that matches that of their soulmate. At 18, you are required/encouraged to register it and if a match is in the system, a meeting will be arranged. Eggsy is excited, if nervous, when he is immediately matched--his soulmate and perhaps a way out of his house. Merlin is surprised--it's been so long, he thought his soulmate had died before they could register. Things go smoothly at first, they get to know each other and fall in love. The only snag is that Merlin's keeping one big secret--his job as a Kingsman

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    Just another a/b/o fanfic. If you're into that give this a read and let me know what you think!

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    Did Michelle know what happened to Eggsy after he was arrested? Did he ever get a phone call home, seeing as he used his only contact to the outside world to unwittingly call up his Kingsman contact? Does she suspect he called up the number - hoped he did? What were her thoughts, not seeing her oldest child for months, right before the world went to hell?

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    After failing Kingsman's final test Eggsy is facing going back to live with his mother and Dean. Harry finds this unacceptable.

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    "Scars always have stories to tell," her mother used to tell her, "Pray to gain as many as you can, little knight, because one only lacks scars when the book of their life is badly written."

    As Roxy understood it, life was a photo album of both the bad and the good moments. Without the shaken photos, the album wouldn't be complete, and the clearance of the rest would not be properly recognised. So, she savoured each split lip and each cut and each bruise during her training, thinking, "Here's one more story for me to tell."

    But as she saw the little red circles on Eggsy's back, she reconsidered her mother's words.

    Because those, well, those were cigarette marks.

    Or: Roxy sees Eggsy's scars, causing a late night conversation between the two about Eggsy's abusive step-father.

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    “Merlin. James and I need three body bags and a clean up crew at the warehouse.”

     

    Percival muttered into his ear piece. He took in a another deep breath and paused.

     

    There was another vampire.

     

    The Vampire!Au that has been wasting away in my drafts

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    Eggsy reckons the anxieties of his past when Charlie slips into his bed in the middle of the night.

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    Eggsy owed Harry and Merlin Everything. He would give him anything they needed, perhaps to an unhealthy extent.

    Or what happened before Eggsy went into heat in prison.

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    You have one message from Savile Row.
    Savile Row (13:02 pm): Hello. I’m terribly sorry about the delay; I’ve been out of town the past three months and did not bring my personal phone with me. I do hope you haven’t been waiting too long.
    Snapback (21:32 pm): nah, its fine. not like i reached out or anything either. sorry bout that too. and replying late.
    Savile Row (21:33 pm): There’s no need to be sorry. We’re communicating now, which is what’s important. I suppose we should just let bygones be bygones, yes?
    Snapback (23:21 pm): sure thing, bruv. nice to finally meet ya.
    Savile Row (23:22 pm): Likewise, my dear. Likewise.

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    Soulmate AU. After the youngest in the soulmate pair reaches their twentieth birthday, both soulmates get an app on their phones that allow them to communicate and learn about each other. Originally part of my Soulmate Scenarios compilation.

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    “Why, sometimes I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast.” = Lewis Carroll

    Eggsy could believe 6 impossible things.

    After all he didn't have to believe, he'd lived them.

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    For every person you love - even if you only love them for a second, you get a black line. These lines make a sort of ‘tattoo’. When you touch your soulmate you get colour and those colours spread out like water colour to the edges of your ‘tattoo’, which lines can be added to even if your soulmate dies.

    Eggsy was five when the world as he knew it ended and he tried so hard to do well but life went another way.

    What if things had been worse than Kingsman records showed? What if Eggsy's life had been harder than they thought?

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    A drug deal gone wrong lands Eggsy in court ordered NA meetings to get his life on the straight and narrow. Except he had no intentions to stop, not when he was trapped in an endless loop of drug use, cornered to sell some real drugs for money they needed to pay rent, feed Daisy, himself and his Mother. That is until he meets Merlin, a bald Scotsman with enough hope and positivity for Eggsy to achieve a sober life. As Eggsy tries to fight Merlin's ever present and annoying advice on how to stay clean, that it's worth it and all the other garbage he spews about a life worth being sober for, things go drastically wrong in his home life.

    Dean killed his Mother.

    After her death and Dean's sentence to prison, Eggsy finds himself homeless and with a toddler. To his surprise, and slight irritation, Merlin is there to offer his home. Without any other option, outside of shelters and foster care for Daisy, Eggsy is left to rely on him, despite argument he can take care of himself. While getting acquainted, and seeing eye to eye is near impossible, Eggsy finds his choice of drug isn't the only thing he's addicted to.

    And he only wants to recover from one.

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    In a world where Eggsy didn't quit his gymnastics career and Michelle hasn't yet met Dean: it's the year 2012, and the London Olympics are looming. Eggsy Unwin, unexpected Olympian, isn't about to waste the only chance he'll ever have at making his country proud. Training for the Olympics is the hardest thing he's ever done, but nothing's felt quite so worthwhile.

    If only training for the Olympics was the only thing he had to worry about. But there's been a threat that's been made near the O2--sorry, North Greenwich--Arena, and his mum keeps meeting with this bloke named Dean Baker that just gives Eggsy all the wrong sorts of feelings, and Roxy's trainer Harry seems to know more than he lets on.

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    407
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    119
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