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April 1, 2021
I would like to think that the lock on the bathroom door was all part of some April fool's joke, but that would be a cruel joke with me being claustrophobic. I'm a little pissed that Steve and the kids were laughing at my predicament. Regardless of how safe I was, it was not a laughing matter. I could have strangled all of them. I'm pretty sure me kicking the door didn't help speed things up with Steve's search for the appropriate tools. He's just lucky I had left my phone on the bathroom counter before our romp. Of all the days for me to take the laundry downstairs early. I would have at least had something to put on to cover myself.
Add this embarrassing moment to my book of stories.
