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1. Collision Avoidance by Twilightcitysky for Augenblickgotter

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Jan 2023

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Love Confessions
   • First Time
   • Humor
   • Fluff
   • Porn with Feelings
   • passive aggressive car modification
   • Arguments
   • Two halves of a whole idiot
   • how far can we stretch a metaphor
   • Protective Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Protective Crowley (Good Omens)
   • but also very annoyed Crowley
   • Idiots in Love
   • Crowley is Good at Being a Demon (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens)
   • okay here come the smut tags
   • Public Sex
   • Wings
   • True Form Sex (Good Omens)
   • Sort Of
   • also very human banging don't worry we can do both
   • a little dirty talk
   • Top Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Anal Sex
   • sex on the Bentley
   • RIP the Bentley's paint job
   • Rough But Loving Sex
   • look they have pent up energy it's been 6000 years
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Post-Almost Apocalypse (Good Omens)
   • GOFWW Holiday Swap 2022

   Summary

   Aziraphale makes some unauthorized modifications to the Bentley in the name of safety.

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   They drove in strained silence until the satellite map software helpfully asked, in a robotic voice, if it could direct them to the nearest petrol station.

   Crowley turned and gave Aziraphale a wordless, venomous look.

   “Now you can’t tell me on-board navigation wouldn’t have been helpful when we were trying to find our way to Tadfield,” Aziraphale said.

   They merged onto the A3. Aziraphale tried again. “What’s wrong with taking a few precautionary measures?”

   “It’s my car.” Crowley leaned on the gas pedal, but their acceleration had ceased with the arrow on the tick-mark corresponding to seventy-eight. Crowley snarled and shook the steering wheel. “Aziraphale!”

   The speed limiter had probably been a step too far.

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